Naughty or Nice Chorizo Lasagna | Matty Matheson | Just A Dash | EP 7

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM JUST A DASH CREW WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND COULDT SAY THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT! IT MEANS THE WORLD TO US! AND THIS EPISODE IS PURE THOUGHT PROCESS WE REALLY BREAK DOWN AND GO DEEP ON LASAGNA! I HOPE YOUR WITH LOVED ONES AND MAYBE HAVE ENOUGH FOOD AND HOPEFULLY A PRESENT OR A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT TO HOLD ONTO AND KEEP YOU WARM! LETS MAKE A DEAL? IF THAT LAST LASAGNA VIDEO DID OR DIDNT GET YOU LAID THAN PLEASE NEVER TELL ME WHEN I MEET YOU IN PUBLIC CAUSE I DONT REALLY CARE AND I SAY STUPID STUFF ALL THE TIME OK?!? I STILL LOVE YOU AND ENJOY THE SHOW!
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RECIPE
INGREDIENTS:
For the Lasagna
1 tbsp canola oil
2 lbs. fresh chorizo sausage meat
1 1/2 cup tomato puree, divided
2 cup beef stock
2 cup ricotta
1 cup queso fresco
2 eggs
1 cup grated parmesan
1 tsp fresh ground pepper
16-20 uncooked lasagna noodles
2 cup grated mozzarella cheese
For the Salsa Verde
1 jalapeno, finely chopped
1/2 chopped cilantro
1/2 cup chopped mint
1/4 cup green onion, finely chopped
1 garlic clove, minced
zest and juice of 1 lime
3/4 cup olive oil
1 tsp fresh ground pepper
DIRECTIONS
Heat canola oil in a large pan over medium-high. Crumble chorizo into the pan and cook until caramelized and fragrant, about 5 minutes.
Add in 1 cup of the tomato puree and beef stock. Bring mixture to a boil then reduce heat to medium and simmer until mixture reduces into a thick sauce, about 30 minutes.
Meanwhile, mix ricotta, queso fresco, and eggs in a large bowl. Stir until combined and smooth. Stir in parmesan cheese and pepper.
Preheat oven to 350F.
Spread a thin layer of the meat sauce in the bottom of a 13x9 inch pan. Cover the sauce with uncooked lasagna noodles, breaking them as needed to create a single layer. Dollop cheese mixture over noodles, then sprinkle mozzarella and 1/4 teaspoon dried oregano. Arrange another layer of noodles over cheese, then ladle meat sauce followed by cheese mixture, mozzarella, and oregano. Repeat 2 more times.
Dollop remaining tomato puree over the top layer of mozzarella
Bake in the preheated oven until edges are browning and the top layer is bubbling about 1 hour. Let rest for bout 15 minutes before serving.
Meanwhile, make Salsa Verde by mixing all the ingredients in a small bowl. Stir to combine
Serve lasagna sliced with salsa verde.
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  • @jtyers3
    @jtyers34 жыл бұрын

    Matty speaks like he hears a loud noise that no one else can

  • @rona2524

    @rona2524

    4 жыл бұрын

    What crack can do...

  • @DoubleADwarf

    @DoubleADwarf

    4 жыл бұрын

    *_YAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!_*

  • @Marc1996L

    @Marc1996L

    4 жыл бұрын

    jtyers3 it’s like when someone has headphones on and screams in your face even though your right next to them 😂

  • @miguel-te5rj

    @miguel-te5rj

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thats the newfie/east coaster in him probably

  • @dareghost2291

    @dareghost2291

    4 жыл бұрын

    Once you've been to as many headbanging concerts as Matty that's all you start to hear

  • @charles9201
    @charles92014 жыл бұрын

    So many kids will be born on September 26 2020 and there's only one man to thank

  • @Thanatos--

    @Thanatos--

    4 жыл бұрын

    Santa Claus

  • @michaelangelttt2235

    @michaelangelttt2235

    4 жыл бұрын

    Their is nothing wrong with Latinos being born in America. This ain't a white man's world this is gods world, also a lot of Mexicans have white skin

  • @Ananab12

    @Ananab12

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@michaelangelttt2235 u high?

  • @YourLocalCommentor

    @YourLocalCommentor

    4 жыл бұрын

    michael angel ttt bro u high?

  • @cvspvr

    @cvspvr

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@michaelangelttt2235 mate u high?

  • @andrewh9629
    @andrewh96294 жыл бұрын

    Michelle is like the disapproving sister being forced by her parents to help her semi successful brother for no pay

  • @TheDzuliana

    @TheDzuliana

    3 жыл бұрын

    So so true!!! I feel like I'm my family's Michelle #broken

  • @illuddivinus3309

    @illuddivinus3309

    3 жыл бұрын

    And she knows that. So does Matty and the production crew. A lot of people disapprove of Matty shitting on her, but they’re in on the ongoing gag.

  • @TheMarkkH

    @TheMarkkH

    3 жыл бұрын

    3⁹

  • @tara-clairefranken101

    @tara-clairefranken101

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@illuddivinus3309 shitting on her? It’s her job to ensure the set is set up with everything he needs, clean up and assist. Not to leave mouldy food laying around never have all the gear he needs and to sit and concentrate on her job which she is paid to do. She’s not payed to sit on her phone and play chess. Also he is her boss so she should be respectful not make snarky remarks and do a half pie job!

  • @juanziegler1471

    @juanziegler1471

    2 жыл бұрын

    her not giving a shitness makes the show ,, this is gold !!!! as with the crew

  • @Chris-id8qv
    @Chris-id8qv3 жыл бұрын

    I didn't come here for the food, I came here for the mental breakdown that inevitably happens every episode.

  • @jordanpelton4463
    @jordanpelton44634 жыл бұрын

    "I can't even stop being who I am." This show is a once in a generation masterpiece.

  • @lostuser1094

    @lostuser1094

    4 жыл бұрын

    Matty is a once in a lifetime kinda guy.

  • @carsondrum

    @carsondrum

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@BrightthgirB You don't have to like it, you don't even have to watch it! Imagine that...

  • @MultiDragola

    @MultiDragola

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kaboom 214 lmao imagine calling someone a beta, looks likes someone’s spending the rest of 2019 getting cucked

  • @MultiDragola

    @MultiDragola

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@BrightthgirB imagine living in a shit hole like Texas lmao and being proud enough to use it as your profile pic

  • @jamesballos2313

    @jamesballos2313

    4 жыл бұрын

    @multidragola Gooodddd daaaaammnnnn!

  • @BigDaddyRome
    @BigDaddyRome4 жыл бұрын

    I've never enjoyed a person's descent into psychosis more than Matty's.

  • @firghteningtruth7173

    @firghteningtruth7173

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yo, is this dude the living embodiment of randy from trailer park boys...but can cook? Cheeeeeseburger.

  • @franfranfrancis

    @franfranfrancis

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah I guess, it's a lesson for all artists out there. This is what happens when you blow up, you lose pretty much everything

  • @derpkowski

    @derpkowski

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@firghteningtruth7173 they actually made cheeseburgers together. There's a video on the internet somewhere

  • @ledzeppelinfan1001

    @ledzeppelinfan1001

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@franfranfrancis Eh I mean. Hes doing reletively fine

  • @brenixon1577

    @brenixon1577

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's just the right amount of psycho. The scarey part is that I get it...I so get it.😒

  • @josephengel8263
    @josephengel82633 жыл бұрын

    “All I do on this show is wait” Also “I DONT HAVE TIME TO MAKE FRESH PASTA”

  • @nickb5891
    @nickb58913 жыл бұрын

    Matty definitely has a potential Disney character voice of some sorts. Loud and full of energy!

  • @sooperd00p

    @sooperd00p

    2 жыл бұрын

    He would make a great character if they ever did a sequel to Emporers New Grove

  • @BrianSmith-zg5vi

    @BrianSmith-zg5vi

    Жыл бұрын

    That's a good idea

  • @spacebar9733

    @spacebar9733

    7 ай бұрын

    That would be EPIC. Imagine like a cooking show for kids or smth idk.

  • @zephyrkds1839
    @zephyrkds18394 жыл бұрын

    Matty do not fear demonitization Demonitization fear Matty

  • @Mellowcanuck33

    @Mellowcanuck33

    4 жыл бұрын

    so much youtube made me subscribe twice.

  • @zephyrkds1839

    @zephyrkds1839

    4 жыл бұрын

    I wish i can swear without being afraid of my parent Like Matty swear without being afraid of this policy bullshit

  • @Daniel-bt7be

    @Daniel-bt7be

    4 жыл бұрын

    That’s his TV voice hahaha. He has chill videos and stuff where he’s just chatting

  • @nchasz

    @nchasz

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Daniel-bt7be I think just a dash is filmed in like a 3-4 day cycle. So his manic behavior and yelling just gets exaggerated due to I'm guessing 11-14 hour days stacked on top of each other. It's like he's working the line again.

  • @thegreatwal1224
    @thegreatwal12244 жыл бұрын

    For April fools, I want Matty to switch show styles with someone like Andrew from Binging with Babish. Matty would produce a totally serious, well put together cooking video and Babby would scream at the top of his lungs about nothing.

  • @Tinylinson

    @Tinylinson

    4 жыл бұрын

    This would definitely be interesting to watch and think could also be a good learning experience in set prep and production styles for everyone 👀 They'd also probably make a masterpiece from scratch together o shit !!

  • @KnowBigDeal

    @KnowBigDeal

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nah Matty's too chaotic for Babish. Both shows are great but nah

  • @blirdo

    @blirdo

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Trelise' Avery-Moore clearly you don't know how babby is formed.

  • @2bitmarketanarchist337

    @2bitmarketanarchist337

    4 жыл бұрын

    They did a challenge together with eggslut guy

  • @nathanmontoya4678

    @nathanmontoya4678

    4 жыл бұрын

    Babish serious ? Do you even watch his videos or are you too dumb to understand monotone sarcasm... I don't think I've heard the guy say anything serious lol

  • @sawyerbos7922
    @sawyerbos79224 жыл бұрын

    “I can’t even stop being who I am” felt that one Matty, felt that one

  • @dannywombat1216
    @dannywombat12163 жыл бұрын

    Matty looks genuinely shocked that it tastes good, then it moves from like “ok it’s good, to, ...it might be the best lasagna ever”, wears his taste buds on his face. I love that, what a king

  • @ceel444
    @ceel4444 жыл бұрын

    I like the part where Matty is yelling

  • @radex__

    @radex__

    4 жыл бұрын

    I honestly prefer the part where he's shouting

  • @Mayhamm

    @Mayhamm

    4 жыл бұрын

    So the whole video? Gotcha 👍👌 I 😂🤣

  • @DeuceGenius

    @DeuceGenius

    4 жыл бұрын

    can u timestamp it pls

  • @ceel444

    @ceel444

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@DeuceGenius 00:00 till 19:54

  • @alexblake4167

    @alexblake4167

    4 жыл бұрын

    So that's the whole video 😂 😂 😂 same tho

  • @Trashcandobrando
    @Trashcandobrando4 жыл бұрын

    MATTY is the GREATEST human on earth. Lives his life in CAPS LOCK. If he ever does a meet up I’m going

  • @michaelmadrid21

    @michaelmadrid21

    4 жыл бұрын

    Seems like an obese coke head to me but 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @lucasaccount573

    @lucasaccount573

    4 жыл бұрын

    Michael Madrid YOURE AN OBESE COKEHEAD!

  • @gregmerritt9366
    @gregmerritt93664 жыл бұрын

    "I can't even stop being who I am."

  • @ECfuckingW22

    @ECfuckingW22

    3 жыл бұрын

    i died

  • @nathanhope7176
    @nathanhope71763 жыл бұрын

    I legit am watching this on the toilet, and I let out a huge ass fart, AT THE EXACT MOMENT! Matty goes “ what was that? Did somebody sneeze?” I laughed out loud, by myself. Happy Friday everyone.

  • @chronomancer6665

    @chronomancer6665

    3 жыл бұрын

    OMFG! I'm crying!

  • @drgonzothe4th

    @drgonzothe4th

    2 жыл бұрын

    WOW FUCKING WOW

  • @elmhurstdesktop8919

    @elmhurstdesktop8919

    2 жыл бұрын

    Why did you specify ass fart? Can you fart from other places too?

  • @dcpunk4

    @dcpunk4

    2 жыл бұрын

    I shed a tear for how such a beautiful moment could happen in this world

  • @steveanton763

    @steveanton763

    Жыл бұрын

    You're like a terrible X-Men character.

  • @jongooding3385
    @jongooding33854 жыл бұрын

    "do you think I look like this and haven't been arrested" - legend in the cooking game

  • @Ca55per

    @Ca55per

    4 жыл бұрын

    +1 for your syntax!

  • @kylesteele9403
    @kylesteele94034 жыл бұрын

    It should be illegal to look this good and make lasagna.

  • @IvanGoldBit

    @IvanGoldBit

    4 жыл бұрын

    It should be illegal to have your eyes ;) jk

  • @drewbeans69
    @drewbeans693 жыл бұрын

    1:47 Standing over the sink and randomly screaming "fuck" is how I start my day most mornings

  • @claytoneverett2139
    @claytoneverett21393 жыл бұрын

    My life is in shambles but I have Matty and his chorizo lasagna so there's that

  • @kindredghost
    @kindredghost4 жыл бұрын

    Just a dash feels like a study into a celebrity chef slowly going insane only to be brought back to sanity by eating the incredible food that he made by the end of the episode. Will our fearless hero succumb to insanity? Will his crew ever forget towels and plates again? Will he make a third lasagna? STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF JUST A DASH Z

  • @or1750

    @or1750

    4 жыл бұрын

    kindredghost LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA......LASAGNA!!!!!!!!

  • @alwaysgood6200

    @alwaysgood6200

    4 жыл бұрын

    Only for that I know how much he struggled in the past I would nearly swear he is doing the bag now I'm not saying he is in fact I'm saying he's not but if I did not know him or I had just randomly come across this I would say 100% that he was blowing around out of his head on Coke and it is not a bad thing it's why we love him P.S he understands exactly what he doing his creating a character based on him at the mad point in his I would imagine this is how he behaved on a night out this is how the public fell in love with him if he does not keep he might not have a job I would watch despite love all work

  • @Jampants37

    @Jampants37

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was going to say something similar. The next episode should have a floating cthulu like figure appear and whisper his maddening thoughts.

  • @steverick5281

    @steverick5281

    4 жыл бұрын

    This is basically what happens in the brain of every cook and chef ever. He just happens to be entertaining while he's at it lol

  • @johnnylara
    @johnnylara4 жыл бұрын

    Shuuurrizzooo

  • @neeladrikarmakar7985

    @neeladrikarmakar7985

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yaaaaa!!!!

  • @cobra5359

    @cobra5359

    4 жыл бұрын

    I thought it was chorizo

  • @josephdavis2695

    @josephdavis2695

    4 жыл бұрын

    Pap-rickuh

  • @joshuabonilla735

    @joshuabonilla735

    4 жыл бұрын

    BRO HE SOUNDS LIKE THE SANTA FROM BILLY AND MANDY

  • @dogwalk3

    @dogwalk3

    4 жыл бұрын

    i give him a pass cause he's on the opposite side of north america but holy hell. CH!!!!

  • @deathsagaXX
    @deathsagaXX4 жыл бұрын

    "Gonna take more than that to kill this ol big boy"

  • @zaneandevan
    @zaneandevan4 жыл бұрын

    Nothing beats the "Matty Matheson just took a delicious bite" smile

  • @xcoolchickalertx8352
    @xcoolchickalertx83524 жыл бұрын

    I wasn’t even prepared for this video.

  • @TheGreyBaron
    @TheGreyBaron4 жыл бұрын

    As much as I love Matty, I gotta show some love to the production crew. Everything about this show is entertaining- great editing and artistic decisions being made.

  • @koolkat5217

    @koolkat5217

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's how they all interact but Matty is the glue. Should have a vice season with just him and master rang. I know original right? I still wanna see it. With Michele too( no not a threesome, did I just type that?)

  • @DazedMMJ87

    @DazedMMJ87

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ofinniganmcfury4944 Reminds me of the show "Watching Ancient Aliens With Action Bronson and Friends".

  • @heyomayo46

    @heyomayo46

    2 жыл бұрын

    gleeking's sick

  • @freejay6091

    @freejay6091

    2 жыл бұрын

    every fucking thing! I love them all. and i rarely laugh this hard whatever else i watch

  • @vrfvfdcdvgtre2369

    @vrfvfdcdvgtre2369

    2 жыл бұрын

    Would it kill Matty to wear a shirt, and pants?

  • @chrisvandenbroek3492
    @chrisvandenbroek34923 жыл бұрын

    I forgot how hilarious this episode is. By far my favorite episode of Just a Dash.

  • @asgardali22
    @asgardali223 жыл бұрын

    Hes so freaking cute. Idk he just looks like a really happy chubby kid and i love it

  • @AceMackOfficial
    @AceMackOfficial4 жыл бұрын

    Matty on the verge of tears and saying "I don't even have a plate" is the perfect representation of how my life is going right now

  • @Halsfield

    @Halsfield

    4 жыл бұрын

    or a shirt

  • @AceMackOfficial

    @AceMackOfficial

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@hrishavmishra7213 I'm single, but I have a decent amount of plates

  • @dv8gamer727

    @dv8gamer727

    4 жыл бұрын

    Shi... Hell yes... so much right now. Life can be such a mess. Matty is real. I legit hope he's aight. Hahaha

  • @Monkeypole

    @Monkeypole

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@hrishavmishra7213 Also mate no woman wants a fella that that spells 'Are'... 'R'... Twat.

  • @bluecoture042

    @bluecoture042

    4 жыл бұрын

    Smesh

  • @wiiblewobble
    @wiiblewobble4 жыл бұрын

    Things I love about Matty Matheson: -he doesn’t portion anything. Why worry if you’re adding too much of something when you can have MORE FOOD. -he’s always tasting during cooking. That’s how you know it’s good. Why wait to taste? Enjoy your own cooking, even before you plate up. Don’t deny yourself any happiness. -he’s always adding little things. I love his saying, “cooking never stops.” It’s true! Why be satisfied with what you’ve got, when you can keep improving it even as you eat it! -his sense of humor is so grounding. He feels like a normal guy, and the mistakes and the little pauses he leaves in feel natural. I feel like I’m sitting in my best friend’s kitchen while he makes me a hot dish after a long day. I love you, matty matheson. Never change.

  • @hempwick8203

    @hempwick8203

    4 жыл бұрын

    I agree!

  • @2044Nick
    @2044Nick3 жыл бұрын

    Every episode is like he’s making it for a live audience

  • @jenniferkissoon7227
    @jenniferkissoon72273 жыл бұрын

    Matty, your show is awesome! I love how his whole crew are shown throughout the episodes and the interactions they have. Cant wait for season 3!

  • @Sm0k3y707
    @Sm0k3y7074 жыл бұрын

    Matty Matheson is the jack black of cooking.

  • @drewkay9222

    @drewkay9222

    4 жыл бұрын

    JACK BLACK IS THE MATTY MATHESON OF FILM

  • @Sm0k3y707

    @Sm0k3y707

    4 жыл бұрын

    Drew Kay touché

  • @franciscouch8378

    @franciscouch8378

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jack Black is as funny as arse AIDS

  • @probablykevin22

    @probablykevin22

    4 жыл бұрын

    He's the Ron Jeremy of food porn

  • @km-mm4gr

    @km-mm4gr

    4 жыл бұрын

    More like the Eric Andre of cooking

  • @nealcarter1617
    @nealcarter16174 жыл бұрын

    On the worst of my days, Matty makes me smile and laugh so hard.

  • @billyboy7379

    @billyboy7379

    4 жыл бұрын

    Neal Carter i pray you have less worse days in the future and have more smiles

  • @cy5006

    @cy5006

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cheers up dude

  • @christiantasidaily

    @christiantasidaily

    4 жыл бұрын

    Happy New Years Neal, hope 2020 is better my man

  • @nehpetssaid

    @nehpetssaid

    4 жыл бұрын

    Until you learn how many animals died to make this dish:( JK LOL FTW!

  • @Ca55per

    @Ca55per

    4 жыл бұрын

    Feel better! I love Matty too, and we're all in the shit. Please feel better!

  • @debsbalaj
    @debsbalaj3 жыл бұрын

    I love Matty! Whether I'm sad, anxious, happy, depressed, tired...you name it, he ALWAYS makes my mood better! Something about seeing someone be their authentic selves is so relaxing

  • @ZakisHereNow
    @ZakisHereNow2 жыл бұрын

    I’ve never seen this dude before today and I freaking love this man! I will be watching his entire catalogue of videos today… thank you KZread!

  • @majd-alshowkey
    @majd-alshowkey4 жыл бұрын

    Imagine going to a restaurant and find him shirtless in the kitchen 🙂

  • @nickgagnon1132

    @nickgagnon1132

    4 жыл бұрын

    I honestly wouldn't even be mad, lol

  • @lynlynb7139

    @lynlynb7139

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@nickgagnon1132 how about pants-less?

  • @fatnchunky6492

    @fatnchunky6492

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@lynlynb7139 Totally down with the pants down!!

  • @lynlynb7139

    @lynlynb7139

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@fatnchunky6492 I second this.

  • @donaldlykins4548

    @donaldlykins4548

    4 жыл бұрын

    I would be excited and prolly get hungrier hoping he’s gonna cook my good!

  • @13sampepper
    @13sampepper4 жыл бұрын

    matty using uncooked lasagna as a nacho chip is one of the most chaotic things I’ve ever seen

  • @88evileve88

    @88evileve88

    4 жыл бұрын

    His dentist thinks MERRY XMAS TO ME.

  • @joshlewis575

    @joshlewis575

    4 жыл бұрын

    My cousins loved eating raw spaghetti when we were kids. So gross

  • @troy10troytroy

    @troy10troytroy

    4 жыл бұрын

    You guys clearly ddint have uncooked rice as a snack

  • @joshlewis575

    @joshlewis575

    4 жыл бұрын

    I like crunchy, but that's a whole other level

  • @Ryker_One

    @Ryker_One

    2 жыл бұрын

    It was a power move for sure

  • @willardjoee
    @willardjoee Жыл бұрын

    I will honestly never get tired of that cheeky smile to the camera Matty gives when he eats some good food. Shit is priceless

  • @earthredalert
    @earthredalert4 жыл бұрын

    It is so fluid - you never know what insanity could come next. Great work Matty and the production team

  • @JoShiestyy
    @JoShiestyy4 жыл бұрын

    Matty the only guy on youtube that teaches us how to cook while yelling most of the time

  • @mydogsdrift
    @mydogsdrift4 жыл бұрын

    I realized I was a horrible human when I started laughing and his devil appeared and laughed just as hard! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

  • @brycehagen2831
    @brycehagen28313 жыл бұрын

    Best cooking show out there. The editors deserve an Emmy for these cinematic masterpieces. PURE. FUCKING. GOLD.

  • @jacobturner2179
    @jacobturner21794 жыл бұрын

    Matty I love you man thank you for making me feel less alone I can’t thank you enough

  • @ethanfoxtucker4419
    @ethanfoxtucker44194 жыл бұрын

    We need a holiday reunion of Matty, Brad, and Skipper!

  • @jxbane

    @jxbane

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ethan Fox Tucker brad guy overrated af

  • @nerdkidleo

    @nerdkidleo

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ouhhhh mama!

  • @OctobersOblivion

    @OctobersOblivion

    4 жыл бұрын

    JxBANE What? You hate fun or something?

  • @1974KAAR

    @1974KAAR

    4 жыл бұрын

    NOODLIN' Ezekiel!!! Lol

  • @babycornsnake

    @babycornsnake

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jxbane Sorry you hate fun bro

  • @rustincole_w1339
    @rustincole_w13394 жыл бұрын

    The last Lasagna got me Laid ... Problem was She was saying Matty's name.

  • @ecnova

    @ecnova

    4 жыл бұрын

    was it a problem because you, too, were saying Matty's name?

  • @rustincole_w1339

    @rustincole_w1339

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ecnova How did you know?!? ... Except I supported Her yelling it by giving it a Classic Matty "YAHHHYYY" As I climaxed

  • @Nate689

    @Nate689

    4 жыл бұрын

    I see no problem?!?

  • @jamesballos2313

    @jamesballos2313

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sex life for this guy=transcendence from Shangri la!

  • @stornark
    @stornark4 жыл бұрын

    Please never stop making videos! They are always amazing. So naturally hilarious

  • @j-willy4137
    @j-willy41372 жыл бұрын

    This man is literally my spirit animal & I’m so grateful for KZread introducing us.

  • @MrAmansucks
    @MrAmansucks4 жыл бұрын

    No matter how carefully you follow the recipe, it wont be the same unless Matty burps in it.

  • @bonnys3015

    @bonnys3015

    4 жыл бұрын

    And the spit from his spoon being stirred back in! Made with love and DNA!

  • @HedgehogFromTheFog
    @HedgehogFromTheFog4 жыл бұрын

    I used to work in a restaurant. This is exactly how me and my co-workers used to act in the kitchen. Talking random bullshit, screaming, juggling knives, all, while making some goddamn delicious food.

  • @YourMom-vh2up

    @YourMom-vh2up

    4 жыл бұрын

    HedgehogFromTheFog I couldn’t completely agree with this!!!! I now know what Matty reminds me of

  • @YourMom-vh2up

    @YourMom-vh2up

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sorry... i AGREE WITH YOU !! Lmao idkwtf i was trying to say earlier lmao

  • @CedricBassman

    @CedricBassman

    4 жыл бұрын

    Then you were lucky and had a good work environment. I know it both ways. The one you described where everyone got along and we had a good time and the other, where everyone was screaming during tense hours, uptight and overly serious about what they were doing. The latter one was a higher class restaurant, the former a more laid back italian style one. Sure i got paid more on the latter but i literally felt as if my joy for cooking was slowly drained from me.

  • @aidanettlin3373
    @aidanettlin33734 жыл бұрын

    The first two minutes are gold

  • @laurincollum5685
    @laurincollum56852 жыл бұрын

    "This is a cooking show literally about nothing." I love you Matty Matheson! You always make me smile! By the way, your intro song for Dead Set On Life has me hooked! More episodes please

  • @Nick-ih5em
    @Nick-ih5em4 жыл бұрын

    Not the first thing I have ever seen, but probably one of the sexiest things I have ever seen. Merry Christmas

  • @TakedownO44
    @TakedownO444 жыл бұрын

    matty is pure. never change.

  • @Solcres_Joa
    @Solcres_Joa3 жыл бұрын

    This man is so relatable, it's ridiculous 🤗 I can honest say I'm glad that I'm not the only one that just breaks out shrieking when you gotta vent some stress anxiety 😅

  • @richbrazee5054
    @richbrazee5054 Жыл бұрын

    We came here for the recipes but we stayed because Matty is an awesome, larger than life personality. Never gets old to watch and always delivers with amazing original recipes. You the man Matty ✌💙💯

  • @kenny8795
    @kenny87954 жыл бұрын

    I made this. It's unbelievable. The lasagna by itself is great and then you add the salsa verde and OMG. Holy smokes GOOD.

  • @jappatapuli

    @jappatapuli

    4 жыл бұрын

    PIC OR NO PROOF ! =)

  • @kenny8795

    @kenny8795

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jappatapuli I don't have pics. But I guarantee you will like if you make it.

  • @alexgalarza6908

    @alexgalarza6908

    3 жыл бұрын

    But did u get laid though!??

  • @Sidoxenized

    @Sidoxenized

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kenny8795 we need to know if you got laid

  • @kenny8795

    @kenny8795

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Sidoxenized Can confirm. Big increases in length and girth as well.

  • @jehutyzone1234
    @jehutyzone12344 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit Chorizo Lasanga for Christmas! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @grossbro6175
    @grossbro6175 Жыл бұрын

    “figuring out how to describe how to wait” You sir have described the US Army perfectly

  • @aidandavis6530
    @aidandavis65304 жыл бұрын

    Everything about this series is just great

  • @christiaanungerer3660
    @christiaanungerer36604 жыл бұрын

    "FUUUUUUUUCK" -Matty of Rivia

  • @Knubinator

    @Knubinator

    4 жыл бұрын

    HAAAAAAAAAA

  • @blirdo

    @blirdo

    4 жыл бұрын

    "YA YA YAYAYAYAYAAAAA" -Satan Matty

  • @PurringMyrrh
    @PurringMyrrh4 жыл бұрын

    "I can't even stop being who I am." And for that, we are all forever grateful. ♡

  • @ncornn
    @ncornn4 жыл бұрын

    Best cooking show on any screen. I love this man right here.

  • @justinlong2708
    @justinlong27083 жыл бұрын

    Matty, I just made this for my 3 teenagers and they loved it. Keep up the good work, you and your team are great.

  • @_tinyeagle
    @_tinyeagle4 жыл бұрын

    We all need a Michelle in our lives. 😊

  • @paolo3392
    @paolo33924 жыл бұрын

    matty has the ideal male physique

  • @hotfuzz1913

    @hotfuzz1913

    4 жыл бұрын

    Peak performance

  • @NATHYMACHADOLIMA

    @NATHYMACHADOLIMA

    4 жыл бұрын

    Agreed

  • @johnw3736

    @johnw3736

    4 жыл бұрын

    I wouldn’t want to be over weight, but if I was, I’d want to look like Matty Matheson. If I eat enough of these recipes I just might.

  • @MartyD

    @MartyD

    4 жыл бұрын

    tats look dope af too

  • @ridef0rlife

    @ridef0rlife

    4 жыл бұрын

    @TheHumanity! well you are here, deep in his youtube comments, bit gay?

  • @luingalls
    @luingalls Жыл бұрын

    "Shore-ee-zoh". "Hallow-peen-nio". I love it.

  • @ekim-us3917
    @ekim-us39174 жыл бұрын

    Matty, you’re a legend bro 🙌🏻 Don’t ever change man. Love all your shows!!

  • @skylersebok884
    @skylersebok8844 жыл бұрын

    He's screaming away the existential dread

  • @hempwick8203

    @hempwick8203

    4 жыл бұрын

    This is what I do and I didn't even know it. I'm yelling because FUCK OMFG I'M SELF AWARE I AM A BEING IN SPACE-TIME REALITY AHHHHHH

  • @disciplebill
    @disciplebill4 жыл бұрын

    This is my 4 year old Son's favorite KZread show and Matty is his favorite cook. Can't fucking imagine why...

  • @manasim.9936

    @manasim.9936

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm not really sure if this is appropriate for 4 year olds 😂

  • @disciplebill

    @disciplebill

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@manasim.9936 oh I'm pretty sure it's not, but neither is life!

  • @manasim.9936

    @manasim.9936

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@disciplebill touché!

  • @mocha7193

    @mocha7193

    4 жыл бұрын

    William Grantham *touche touche*

  • @disciplebill

    @disciplebill

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mocha7193 touches torches torrents

  • @robertsoto2754
    @robertsoto27543 жыл бұрын

    Marty I can’t live without YOU !!!!

  • @lupegarcia104
    @lupegarcia1043 жыл бұрын

    These videos and the comments on the videos from viewers are the best thing I’ve ever enjoyed watching and reading

  • @angelmartindelcampo5755
    @angelmartindelcampo57554 жыл бұрын

    Perfect representation of me doing a cooking show for the ghosts at home after getting hammered at 4:38 AM

  • @lapidaryguillermo712

    @lapidaryguillermo712

    3 жыл бұрын

    i live how specific you are with the timing LOL

  • @kellyijoyi

    @kellyijoyi

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hell yea

  • @ivorellarackley4401

    @ivorellarackley4401

    2 жыл бұрын

    The accuracy hurts bc same

  • @lilkyafroninja4671
    @lilkyafroninja46714 жыл бұрын

    Just a snack

  • @jodihutchins8881
    @jodihutchins88813 жыл бұрын

    Love love love Matty!!! Gonna try this some day. Take care of your health buddy, this 🌎 needs U.♡♡♡

  • @danielj.patterson860
    @danielj.patterson8604 жыл бұрын

    Best cooking show. Period.

  • @whitebuffalo4904
    @whitebuffalo49044 жыл бұрын

    it's really difficult to watch matty in the middle of the night with other people trying to sleep

  • @samanthasunshine1925

    @samanthasunshine1925

    4 жыл бұрын

    My thoughts exactly🤣🤣🤣

  • @nathanmontoya4678

    @nathanmontoya4678

    4 жыл бұрын

    Headphones that's actually what I'm doing now 😂

  • @michaelgillen6426

    @michaelgillen6426

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes!

  • @SoWhat007

    @SoWhat007

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh my gosh, true word! ... It's like holding in a fart bro! 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @SoWhat007

    @SoWhat007

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nathanmontoya4678 Yeah but even with headphones your laughter is still going to wake up the others! 😫... Matty is guaranteed to get ya! 😂

  • @viktorofbearisland2863
    @viktorofbearisland28634 жыл бұрын

    I love this show because its not perfect. When i cook at home things never come out like they do in the book so when i see m Matty deal with real shit im like yep i done that before and then he shows you how to pull yourself out of a misstake into a bad ass dish. Love you Matty

  • @InXLsisDeo

    @InXLsisDeo

    4 жыл бұрын

    Then again he has Michelle to save the day. Everyone needs a Michelle in his/her life. ^^

  • @chrisphilippi1357
    @chrisphilippi13573 жыл бұрын

    This is the episode that got me hooked on Matty and Just a Dash!

  • @invidia44
    @invidia443 жыл бұрын

    The slow decent into madness and self destruction. Its like watching a neutron star collide with black hole. Its beautiful.

  • @harrybalszak7526
    @harrybalszak75264 жыл бұрын

    The best part about Matty is he’s been sober for years, but you’d still never know it 😏

  • @andrewavila2512

    @andrewavila2512

    4 жыл бұрын

    layne stayley somethings different it feels like

  • @gregthayer8964

    @gregthayer8964

    4 жыл бұрын

    Like sober sober?

  • @harrybalszak7526

    @harrybalszak7526

    4 жыл бұрын

    layne stayley he’s trying way too hard to be funny... he’s losing his authenticity by the day

  • @Ca55per

    @Ca55per

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@harrybalszak7526 honestly, he just needs to be on air more often. He won't have to try so hard and we will love him anyway.

  • @gregthayer8964

    @gregthayer8964

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@harrybalszak7526 go watch Gordon Ramsay kook

  • @mjwest4968
    @mjwest49684 жыл бұрын

    “You think I look like this and HAVEN’T been arrested????!!”

  • @mallyndab
    @mallyndab3 жыл бұрын

    12:03 the best 10 seconds of my day

  • @rajakundi8959
    @rajakundi89594 жыл бұрын

    There's something about how he swears that makes me love him that much more

  • @rtunyebgvfdcyrmjhgnd
    @rtunyebgvfdcyrmjhgnd4 жыл бұрын

    the world needs more Mattys....we would be better off.....

  • @jackbishop7693
    @jackbishop76934 жыл бұрын

    Yo so Matty was genuinely having an existential crisis or something during this one, right? No joke

  • @Lucysmom26

    @Lucysmom26

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sometimes people are like this and it's just an externalization of the internal monologue with extra emphasis thrown in for fun. I do this. Even when alone. Sometimes people are like "r u OK?" and I'm like 'yes, fine, I just like yelling.'

  • @johnrobinson8241

    @johnrobinson8241

    4 жыл бұрын

    yea for real

  • @frizzybob

    @frizzybob

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Lucysmom26 if ur alone how are ppl asking U ?

  • @Lucysmom26

    @Lucysmom26

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@frizzybob I said "EVEN when alone." So, people are asking me during the times I am NOT alone. I hope my explanation satisfies you, sleuth frizzybob of the internet.

  • @grimfandango7135
    @grimfandango71354 жыл бұрын

    Matty your a great host. You always make me feel higher when I watch you. Keep it up. 👍

  • @wesmoJones
    @wesmoJones3 жыл бұрын

    Matty is every drunk uncle on the planet combined and then somehow made a delicious meal for me while I was high for three days.

  • @mrguy561
    @mrguy5614 жыл бұрын

    I'm simultaneously hungry, scared, and aroused.

  • @andrewhoppe4779

    @andrewhoppe4779

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me too

  • @RanchoBurger

    @RanchoBurger

    4 жыл бұрын

    Welcome to casa de matty

  • @SnowflakeCharles

    @SnowflakeCharles

    4 жыл бұрын

    The. Fucking. Best.

  • @_danymal

    @_danymal

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hahahahahaha same here 😹🤣

  • @misterturkturkle
    @misterturkturkle4 жыл бұрын

    Matty: _SCOOTCHIN' WE'RE SCOOTCHIN_ Also matty: We're not scootchin' today folks Matty: keep it canada Also matty: lets make chorizo lasagna and vietnamese pho

  • @georgedudleysashtray3860

    @georgedudleysashtray3860

    4 жыл бұрын

    WE'RE SCOOTCHIN

  • @misterturkturkle

    @misterturkturkle

    4 жыл бұрын

    @CactusHeart79 scootch. Verb. To scoot small distances for adjustment. Sometimes repeatedly. _Scootch on over so i can sit on the bench too_

  • @YourMom-vh2up

    @YourMom-vh2up

    4 жыл бұрын

    Scootchin

  • @YourMom-vh2up

    @YourMom-vh2up

    4 жыл бұрын

    Were scootchin

  • @cameronhammer8872
    @cameronhammer88724 жыл бұрын

    Matty's videos are some of the only long form ones that I will watch the whole way through without skips, because you'll miss something.

  • @BrianSmith-zg5vi
    @BrianSmith-zg5vi Жыл бұрын

    This is another recipe that as soon as we watched it was for dinner the next night!!! Thank you Matty for another delicious recipe

  • @sub_c-ro4753
    @sub_c-ro47534 жыл бұрын

    Matty is like the Deadpool of the culinary world.

  • @JMarchel

    @JMarchel

    4 жыл бұрын

    A+ comparison

  • @myghostlycoffee3090
    @myghostlycoffee30904 жыл бұрын

    I love this show with an undying passion

  • @RiotousGaming
    @RiotousGaming2 жыл бұрын

    This could be my favourite video on the whole of youtube! The editing, the food, the music, the Matty.

  • @jonathanjoseph9649
    @jonathanjoseph96493 жыл бұрын

    Your so wholsome Matty. I get a dash of life when I tune in.

  • @rjw203
    @rjw2034 жыл бұрын

    “Remember gleeking”? Omg this dude

  • @peepawthecat

    @peepawthecat

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thought that was only a thing at my school lol. Gleak wars.

  • @cateyeceleste

    @cateyeceleste

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was hoping that someone else caught that.

  • @forksteaklube

    @forksteaklube

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@peepawthecat we used to do that too. Fucking disgusting 🤣

  • @NboOfficialAus

    @NboOfficialAus

    3 жыл бұрын

    What is it

  • @IrfanQurashi
    @IrfanQurashi4 жыл бұрын

    *Seeing Matty with no pants on Christmas morning* Now this...does put a smile to my face.

  • @lifghasewda
    @lifghasewda4 жыл бұрын

    My kids and I watch this show all the time when I'm stoned.

  • @thijsvlootman670
    @thijsvlootman6704 жыл бұрын

    It amazes me how these 20 minutes are 95% Matty waiting and screaming and it is still way better then the whole of youtube and Netflix combined

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