How to Make Matty Matheson's "Guaranteed To Get You Laid" Lasagna

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In the latest How-To, Matty Matheson shows us how to make a Garfield-approved, guaranteed-to-get-you-laid beef lasagna. This recipe is so good, Matty thinks it should be adapted as the standard lasagna recipe for Italians worldwide. (Shots fired!) Don’t waste your time with goopy tomato sauce-instead, focus on making the perfect meat sludge to layer between the noodles and massive amounts of mozzarella cheese. Add in a surprise parsley layer for some variety and some Parmesan on top, and in 30 minutes, you’ll have a perfect ten-pound grease pie. Bon appétit, trolls!
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  • @Bruh-gi5bj
    @Bruh-gi5bj4 жыл бұрын

    I made this for my grandma. Weird night.

  • @Marx-Lennon

    @Marx-Lennon

    4 жыл бұрын

    This should have way many more likes.

  • @44theshadow49

    @44theshadow49

    4 жыл бұрын

    hol up

  • @bbong3rd60

    @bbong3rd60

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @CobaltSaber

    @CobaltSaber

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😭😂😭😂😂

  • @paigeeeey5611

    @paigeeeey5611

    3 жыл бұрын

    Best comment ever lmao

  • @mrworldextrawide2815
    @mrworldextrawide28155 жыл бұрын

    I made this by myself, alone in my apartment and I didn't get laid... what did I do wrong? not enough parsley?

  • @ZebraMetal

    @ZebraMetal

    5 жыл бұрын

    The parsley is a crucial element for getting laid

  • @D3nnehy

    @D3nnehy

    5 жыл бұрын

    Did you forget to cut it with a 12 inch french knife?

  • @ryanilopan229

    @ryanilopan229

    5 жыл бұрын

    Andrew Sheffield Don’t sniff the jizz stain on your towel too much it almost acts as a paint thinner

  • @NutsInYourMouth

    @NutsInYourMouth

    5 жыл бұрын

    you forgot to smush the garlic cloves together with salt, i guess.

  • @chipbobina9693

    @chipbobina9693

    5 жыл бұрын

    You should’ve invited a neighbor...or 2🤣🤣😬😬

  • @ross.metcalf
    @ross.metcalf4 жыл бұрын

    Matty is just the best. He's entertaining, has a great outlook, and has real, down-to-earth, no bulls**t recipes.

  • @MissedExistance

    @MissedExistance

    5 ай бұрын

    You're definitely down to earth (like physically closer) after eating this

  • @Ssassyy
    @Ssassyy2 жыл бұрын

    I've literally watched this 5+ times every time I come back to make this lasagna, and it brings a smile to my face every fucking time. Love ya Matty! Keep doing you man!

  • @dixinears8004
    @dixinears80047 жыл бұрын

    This was some straight up food porn. When you cut that mozzarella, I gently said "fuck yeah" and rubbed my bellybutton.

  • @Katalowins

    @Katalowins

    7 жыл бұрын

    ....go on

  • @Cruz1214.

    @Cruz1214.

    7 жыл бұрын

    What the actual fuck

  • @l.h.827

    @l.h.827

    7 жыл бұрын

    WakeeWakee lol!

  • @az90azaaaa

    @az90azaaaa

    7 жыл бұрын

    roflmfao

  • @Moy2005

    @Moy2005

    7 жыл бұрын

    I rubbed my nipples and belly button

  • @andreivalentin4007
    @andreivalentin40075 жыл бұрын

    "Lasagna to get laid" Serves it to 2 dudes

  • @golden-sun

    @golden-sun

    5 жыл бұрын

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @golden-sun

    @golden-sun

    5 жыл бұрын

    7:36

  • @mypoetryreading

    @mypoetryreading

    5 жыл бұрын

    He is gay. You can't tell?

  • @thesecretrectangle

    @thesecretrectangle

    5 жыл бұрын

    haha cuz being gay is hilarious

  • @droach3151

    @droach3151

    5 жыл бұрын

    You gunna judge him like that, man? Wtf?

  • @Blackcrownsuniversity
    @Blackcrownsuniversity4 жыл бұрын

    “Ask yourself how ya are? How are ya? I’m okay... I’m okayyy”

  • @edress

    @edress

    4 жыл бұрын

    🙏🏽🖤

  • @LovelyNoemmi
    @LovelyNoemmi4 жыл бұрын

    This lasagna was incredible! My sister said it was better than my mom's, and she is an amazing cook. This is far better than getting laid!

  • @aryanbaid2994

    @aryanbaid2994

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol, lasagna that encourages incest, u from Alabama right?

  • @LovelyNoemmi

    @LovelyNoemmi

    Жыл бұрын

    @@aryanbaid2994 Lol definitely not from Bama. Those were meant to be two entirely separate thoughts, but now when I read my comment I swear I can hear the banjo playing. Gotta be careful how I word things😂

  • @carrickshields671
    @carrickshields6715 жыл бұрын

    "its looking a little cheesy so I'm gonna put some parsley on top" - proceeds to sprinkle parsley crumbs on 5lbs of cheese

  • @beef6958
    @beef69585 жыл бұрын

    "That's the thing you get with me. The best version of food." *pot flames up* "Ahhh!"

  • @umphreak9999

    @umphreak9999

    5 жыл бұрын

    that's next level editing, subtle yet effective.

  • @2m7b5

    @2m7b5

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's because it's so fire.

  • @calvinmerriman1381
    @calvinmerriman13813 жыл бұрын

    I like how Marty uses the 70$ cheese block and the 2$ pre made lasagna noodles 😂😂I guess all that money goes to cheese marry

  • @mrpaulu1
    @mrpaulu13 жыл бұрын

    I made this a couple months back for my fiancée. Let’s just say we are having a boy, his name is Milo.

  • @trayolphia5756

    @trayolphia5756

    2 жыл бұрын

    So conceived two/three days later once the food coma wore off? Congrats though

  • @daandemeyer1708

    @daandemeyer1708

    2 жыл бұрын

    Are you sure she didin’t just get fat from that lasagna?

  • @ChairmanMeow1
    @ChairmanMeow18 жыл бұрын

    this guy is a bundle of fucking energy and he's awesome

  • @TaZeVENOMS

    @TaZeVENOMS

    8 жыл бұрын

    ikr

  • @unkeptnorthernbloke5265

    @unkeptnorthernbloke5265

    7 жыл бұрын

    Etienne-Emile Antikatastaseis hes had a heart attack

  • @Meatsquatch69420
    @Meatsquatch694204 жыл бұрын

    Matty is the living embodiment of Garfield.

  • @uncay2769

    @uncay2769

    4 жыл бұрын

    can garfield cook tho

  • @mikelatorre978

    @mikelatorre978

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fuck you. That's the most out of pocket Internet comment I've ever heard

  • @ronswanson4422

    @ronswanson4422

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mikelatorre978 stfu 😂

  • @clarkkent8765

    @clarkkent8765

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mikelatorre978 fuck you tryhard ass little bitch

  • @jaysonlacanienta6952

    @jaysonlacanienta6952

    3 жыл бұрын

    Woah trash talking in a cooking video, a sight to behold indeed

  • @JJ-fu4by
    @JJ-fu4by4 жыл бұрын

    I’ve never noticed how Marty’s way more chill when he’s cooking in his own kitchen

  • @eyerncakehere8827
    @eyerncakehere88274 жыл бұрын

    Italians be having a heart attack over this.

  • @machicorleone

    @machicorleone

    4 жыл бұрын

    world wide beef! Matty don't care

  • @GothicKin

    @GothicKin

    3 жыл бұрын

    Check the last video on the channel "Italia Squisita" lol

  • @andryuu_2000

    @andryuu_2000

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@machicorleone uhm, Matty is going to wake up with a dead horse head in his bed.

  • @andryuu_2000

    @andryuu_2000

    3 жыл бұрын

    This almost was a war treaty to Italy, you can't mess up a recipe so badly, British and North Americans should stick to their dishes or learn how to properly cook other culture's dishes.

  • @GothicKin

    @GothicKin

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@andryuu_2000 I think this is not a problem with cultural differences as much as it's a problem with the food-entertainment industry. The clicks aren't determined by how good the recipe is, you can't taste it, they are determined by how exciting and cool it looks, so obviously matty's explosive personality will work even with a not so good recipe. Btw, although this recipe is a disaster, Matty has some good recipes too

  • @whatwouldtarado213
    @whatwouldtarado2134 жыл бұрын

    2:27 It's impressive when a chef can set a fire cooking with an electric stove. #Respect

  • @noel8052
    @noel80524 жыл бұрын

    0:54 rip off some lil pieces 1:01 -Throws the whole bag in

  • @chasemcpot7789

    @chasemcpot7789

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @GraViTyAboVe
    @GraViTyAboVe Жыл бұрын

    Matty is the reason I can cook well. Thank you Matty ❤️ you're my favorite chef.

  • @kirstyfynn1372
    @kirstyfynn13724 жыл бұрын

    Just made this and it's absolutely splendid

  • @davidpatten4466
    @davidpatten44668 жыл бұрын

    There was enough oil in that lasagne to lube a big block hemi.

  • @westindian10

    @westindian10

    8 жыл бұрын

    facts

  • @mannyduran5777

    @mannyduran5777

    7 жыл бұрын

    TRUE 😂😂

  • @smellyfish36

    @smellyfish36

    7 жыл бұрын

    its guaranteed to get you laid, the oil acts as a natural lubricant

  • @antagonist8629

    @antagonist8629

    7 жыл бұрын

    Llama haha perfect response XD

  • @kyboy5

    @kyboy5

    4 жыл бұрын

    you never have enough oil in a hemi, just to be sure.

  • @vigilantejusticevid
    @vigilantejusticevid5 жыл бұрын

    not sure how many households have a 700 degree lasagna blast furnace but you do you matty

  • @BigSam63

    @BigSam63

    4 жыл бұрын

    Farenheit lolololol

  • @jennjenn9628

    @jennjenn9628

    4 жыл бұрын

    LMAO

  • @arkaprovosantara5211

    @arkaprovosantara5211

    4 жыл бұрын

    lol😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jaimemiller6390

    @jaimemiller6390

    3 жыл бұрын

    Que paso?

  • @Jordan-iy3pu

    @Jordan-iy3pu

    3 жыл бұрын

    this is the most underrated comment I've seen in a while ahahha

  • @amyrosebud73
    @amyrosebud73 Жыл бұрын

    My grandpa had an Italian restaurant in Boston. My in-laws had an Italian restaurant in North Beach, San Francisco. That is absolutely not how we make it. BUT... it looks amazing!

  • @jameslulll7503
    @jameslulll75034 жыл бұрын

    Shouldn't make this for the homies. What a weird and confused night.

  • @Jack-gu4fc
    @Jack-gu4fc7 жыл бұрын

    Got several pounds of meat and cheese, but don't worry some parsley sprinkles should even that right out

  • @norgepalm7315

    @norgepalm7315

    6 жыл бұрын

    Uzbekistan ya bitch

  • @jasonzimmer7478

    @jasonzimmer7478

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lmfao

  • @Procrastinater

    @Procrastinater

    6 жыл бұрын

    ... The Oil adds waaaay more kcal than needed, using a single lob of butter to fry off the vegetables, then add in the meat and fry it all together would do just as fine. Nothing wrong with stirring the paste into the veggie/meat combo either. Save what looks like 2-3000 kcal in oil.

  • @gabecupps5449

    @gabecupps5449

    6 жыл бұрын

    just have a side salad?

  • @MrPieman00

    @MrPieman00

    6 жыл бұрын

    Thats why hes has a show and you dont

  • @dudeyousuckreally
    @dudeyousuckreally8 жыл бұрын

    "You want it to be brown, not red" Also good advice when going number 2

  • @aaronankaijohnson4995

    @aaronankaijohnson4995

    7 жыл бұрын

    Lmfao

  • @bossman21h75

    @bossman21h75

    7 жыл бұрын

    ikr

  • @fontenot413

    @fontenot413

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Amilkar Muñoz Preferably neither on that one...

  • @millsykooksy4863

    @millsykooksy4863

    7 жыл бұрын

    Michael Scott ROFL

  • @Castillos147

    @Castillos147

    7 жыл бұрын

    Amilkar Muñoz you aren't doing it right of it isn't red

  • @TashJansson
    @TashJansson4 жыл бұрын

    gets me laid in the sense that I will be laying down for a full day when all that cheese meets my liver. oh lawd

  • @janemcdonald8283
    @janemcdonald8283 Жыл бұрын

    Omg all my lasagne thoughts from all my life embodied!! We are looking for brown!yes! Not too tomatoey! This has to be the most perfect thing right?I'm making this tomorrow

  • @ratatoskrable
    @ratatoskrable8 жыл бұрын

    Never trust a thin chef.

  • @SkaFredrick

    @SkaFredrick

    8 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @BeanTownReviews

    @BeanTownReviews

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Ariel Tsun im a chef, most chefs are thin up until chef de cuisine and above, then they start getting larger because theyre moving around less. like a chief of police is usually fat and the patrol men fit. same thing.

  • @KvltKommando

    @KvltKommando

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Ariel Tsun I think that's a stupid phrase, I mean, who is more likely to eat anything and everything placed in front of them? Skinny guy or fat guy? Who is more likely to get all ocd about food being perfect to the point that they learn to cook because they can't stand half-assed fucked up shit food everywhere? the skinny guy

  • @ratatoskrable

    @ratatoskrable

    8 жыл бұрын

    Relax people, it's an old joke.

  • @BeanTownReviews

    @BeanTownReviews

    8 жыл бұрын

    ***** what an ignorant and unintelligent thing to say.

  • @Zeustra
    @Zeustra7 жыл бұрын

    Anybody else watching this while dieting, for some reason watching other people eat lots of food satisfies ne

  • @hsaitoh9790

    @hsaitoh9790

    6 жыл бұрын

    I'm watching this shit while water fasting.

  • @iAnon666

    @iAnon666

    6 жыл бұрын

    H Saitoh strange coincidence, im also watching this while water fasting. it's oddly satisfying

  • @TheKyleAye

    @TheKyleAye

    6 жыл бұрын

    Matty and that skater prison guy Andy Roy need to make a cooking video together.

  • @drummerhere

    @drummerhere

    6 жыл бұрын

    ZeustraLyrics lmao. He is entertaining and very skilled.

  • @SuicidalMattress

    @SuicidalMattress

    6 жыл бұрын

    ZeustraLyrics what the hell you just described me exactly 😂😂😂

  • @a7XBigEA7x
    @a7XBigEA7x4 жыл бұрын

    Did anyone else come back here after he released his chorizo lasagna on Christmas?

  • @mrnoffsinger1

    @mrnoffsinger1

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yup

  • @chewy5626
    @chewy56264 жыл бұрын

    Pork mince and Italian sausage is a total must in a great bolognese sauce, then add your magic to your Italian sauce. Love your Videos🦘

  • @imakeepitreal2214
    @imakeepitreal22145 жыл бұрын

    Matty needs to voice a Disney character. Somebody hire him ASAP!

  • @CoolVictor2002

    @CoolVictor2002

    5 жыл бұрын

    maybe the parrot for cgi lion king

  • @dizzyfizzy4203

    @dizzyfizzy4203

    4 жыл бұрын

    Why be under a Terrible Disney contract that will likely ruin his career...

  • @weebairsoft3493

    @weebairsoft3493

    4 жыл бұрын

    He swears too much. Disney pays close attention to things like that

  • @OutspokenSeeker

    @OutspokenSeeker

    4 жыл бұрын

    Down with the mouse

  • @redlupo6193

    @redlupo6193

    4 жыл бұрын

    Pixar or anime. Cartoon Network could use him for Adult Swim, too.

  • @VeeDees
    @VeeDees8 жыл бұрын

    I love cooking my lasagna at 662 degrees Fahrenheit.

  • @adrianaturner7214

    @adrianaturner7214

    8 жыл бұрын

    ikr? :')

  • @lluwd

    @lluwd

    8 жыл бұрын

    +VeeDees Productions thanks for googleing that for everyone!

  • @TheNick1369

    @TheNick1369

    8 жыл бұрын

    +VeeDees Productions lol I was thinking the same thing when he said 350 C hahaha

  • @lluwd

    @lluwd

    8 жыл бұрын

    ***** yep, that was a funny one!

  • @jmas9828

    @jmas9828

    8 жыл бұрын

    I was hoping someone would call the Celsius comment out :)

  • @Alice_Walker
    @Alice_Walker4 жыл бұрын

    I'm pretty sure I need a heart bypass from just watching this recipe

  • @jbot91
    @jbot914 жыл бұрын

    I knew some kid who was exactly like Matty in highschool. He may be a chef but I bet he has the resentful heart of a comedian.

  • @cneriarun
    @cneriarun5 жыл бұрын

    Made this last night... went to bed alone, but 10/10 would do again. (You need 4LBs of ground beef if you're using a standard lasagna pan and for the love of God cook at 350F not 350C)

  • @SwissMarksman

    @SwissMarksman

    5 жыл бұрын

    350 Freedom not 350 Communism. Otherwise you turn out empty.

  • @gustavoechevarria9369

    @gustavoechevarria9369

    5 жыл бұрын

    SwissMarksman nah you turned out starving yourself because burnt beef taste like 1970’s Cuba; absolute shit.

  • @thebigh4752

    @thebigh4752

    4 жыл бұрын

    BURNT EQUALS TURNT!

  • @col.hanslanda2013

    @col.hanslanda2013

    3 жыл бұрын

    bring super instagram models into your house and cook this. guaranteed

  • @passiveagressive4983

    @passiveagressive4983

    3 жыл бұрын

    How did it taste? This is not my favourite Matty recipe

  • @tomsmither2577
    @tomsmither25779 жыл бұрын

    06:25 that laughter always brings a smile on my face

  • @mat2941

    @mat2941

    9 жыл бұрын

    That's love..

  • @raulruizlopez3384
    @raulruizlopez33843 жыл бұрын

    Matty brings something new and fresh to cooking channels and I like it

  • @mindgoblin6486
    @mindgoblin64863 жыл бұрын

    Mattys best video and my all time favourite lasagne receipe!

  • @there_is_nothing_here
    @there_is_nothing_here8 жыл бұрын

    The Jack Black of chefs

  • @mariotorres6601

    @mariotorres6601

    8 жыл бұрын

    Bam margera*

  • @bryanrmcf

    @bryanrmcf

    7 жыл бұрын

    Reminds me of School of Rock and Nacho Libre lol

  • @kellynewman4332

    @kellynewman4332

    6 жыл бұрын

    cris pratt*

  • @jsepn
    @jsepn8 жыл бұрын

    I put on 6 pounds just watching this video.

  • @avanipall

    @avanipall

    8 жыл бұрын

    I know, right!

  • @ThornePleiades

    @ThornePleiades

    7 жыл бұрын

    ROFL

  • @HackeemArry

    @HackeemArry

    7 жыл бұрын

    hahaaa..

  • @kuyahshah2661

    @kuyahshah2661

    7 жыл бұрын

    likewise...

  • @bossman21h75

    @bossman21h75

    7 жыл бұрын

    ikr

  • @beaniemac
    @beaniemac Жыл бұрын

    I made this years ago, and it turned out EXCELLENT

  • @randygod1
    @randygod12 жыл бұрын

    Made this tonight for dinner…. Amazing!!

  • @TheSpudtatoeOG
    @TheSpudtatoeOG9 жыл бұрын

    "That's for Daddy!" fucking.. lost.. my.. shit..

  • @BabyMachine

    @BabyMachine

    9 жыл бұрын

    TheSpudtatoe I def laughed at that part too haha

  • @Teutaaa
    @Teutaaa5 жыл бұрын

    He needs his own KZread channel 👏🏻

  • @nestorluvsher

    @nestorluvsher

    5 жыл бұрын

    He's all over munchies, i.e. dead set on life, munchies kitchen, and it's suppertime. He's also working on another show currently

  • @brucillabatz7990

    @brucillabatz7990

    5 жыл бұрын

    he needs to be youtube

  • @KillerKira777

    @KillerKira777

    4 жыл бұрын

    He has a channel now

  • @teina123

    @teina123

    4 жыл бұрын

    He has one

  • @duanagrant1695
    @duanagrant16952 жыл бұрын

    The reason I trust him: he makes only "the fucking good shit!" Anyone who speaks bout their food exactly as I do when I cook has my approval 👌👍👍

  • @Arianna-sl2hv
    @Arianna-sl2hv8 ай бұрын

    Looks Excellent

  • @TheDorkFork
    @TheDorkFork5 жыл бұрын

    This video was my first exposure to Matty Matheson. I was coming down from a gnarly acid trip and Matty took my breath away with this masterpiece. Loved hi ever since

  • @That1NativeGuy97

    @That1NativeGuy97

    4 ай бұрын

    Lol beautiful trip

  • @DannoCrutch
    @DannoCrutch9 жыл бұрын

    I was raised VERY Italian. I honestly think a lot of Italian descendants are too closed minded about Italian food. If it doesn't match ingredients, or taste like Mom's or Nona's, "it's not Italian". Continental Italians have an old saying to the effect of "Never sing a song, make love, or cook a dish the same way every time". I am always on the hunt for different twists on Baked Lasagna. This looks excellent! Gotta love Matty!

  • @carmelopappalardo8477

    @carmelopappalardo8477

    3 жыл бұрын

    No this is garbage. I know many Italians and not just Italians living in America who would bitch slap him and tell him to stop cooking. This is garbage and an insult to any form of cooking not just Italian.

  • @babyhuey6342

    @babyhuey6342

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@carmelopappalardo8477 are you always such a whiny little bitch, or are we just lucky?

  • @RichardGarcia93

    @RichardGarcia93

    11 ай бұрын

    Aka Pinello

  • @phoebebanza
    @phoebebanza Жыл бұрын

    i just love his personality😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AIRIKSN666
    @AIRIKSN6664 жыл бұрын

    0:30 I love how there’s just a quick shot of Matty holding the lasagna with a creepy stare in his eyes😂😂😂

  • @tnakata2011
    @tnakata20118 жыл бұрын

    If everyone was a bit more like Matty Matheson, the world would be much grander place.

  • @sunflowerglo1771
    @sunflowerglo17715 жыл бұрын

    Asks self how you are: Self: " how are ya?!" Self: "I'm okay? I'm okaaaaaayyyy? 😢"

  • @mattwooldridge7467

    @mattwooldridge7467

    3 жыл бұрын

    Much more relevant now during quarantine. I ask myself this question every morning when I make my coffee.

  • @sunflowerglo1771

    @sunflowerglo1771

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mattwooldridge7467 very true 🥺

  • @myabreauxhansen2419
    @myabreauxhansen24194 жыл бұрын

    A friend made this definitely extremely greasy, mostly cheese grease... I wish I knew measurements to make it myself but won’t be to hard to guess... by far the best lasagna I’ve had 👌🏼

  • @jacobdouglass2951

    @jacobdouglass2951

    Жыл бұрын

    Just go less with cheese. Also the quality of the cheese makes a huge difference. Don't buy nothing cheap

  • @mikebowen3069
    @mikebowen30694 жыл бұрын

    I started watching one video of yours and now I can't stop, that was yesterday lol

  • @doyouknow4448
    @doyouknow44485 жыл бұрын

    Tbf kudos to your roommate for nailing the boiled egg. Eggshell came right off, I´m satisfied

  • @tatianagranger2427

    @tatianagranger2427

    Жыл бұрын

    I did the hard boiled egg trick to my mom. I haven’t thought about that since I was a kid, then boom, u crack open a hard boiled egg and that memory comes back! But I never remember her realizing it? I distinctly remember doing that to an entire carton of eggs, all the while, cracking myself up when u realize what I have done! This would have been an amazing prank, at least I believe so. The only problem is, I don’t remember my mom ever finding them. But she would’ve had to have had realized it! What did she think happened ? I mean, we live in texas, so maybe she thought it was extra hot in her trunk when she bought them home?? What did she think? Did I make this up? Sometimes my memory is something only I remember. Then when I remember it, no one ☝🏼, no one can corroborate with me, so I’m left just as confused as ever.

  • @JeffAdairKTM530
    @JeffAdairKTM5309 жыл бұрын

    Matty, you are a special person. Please keep making these videos. I feel the force is strong in your heart

  • @terrythompson6386
    @terrythompson63864 жыл бұрын

    Looks so good

  • @vlavaty1
    @vlavaty13 жыл бұрын

    I’m here for the “meat sludge” and “soupy-ass bullshit” ... thank you for keeping it real, Matty 🙌🏻

  • @matodiniv
    @matodiniv4 жыл бұрын

    "This is How Italians should make lasagna" Italians: *angry and confused hand gestures and eyying*

  • @lazzy9530

    @lazzy9530

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm Italian and I..eyyy...eyeyeyeyyyyyyy 😵

  • @YourMajesty143

    @YourMajesty143

    3 жыл бұрын

    **LOUD angry and confused hand gestures eyyying* Italians have a naturally higher decibel, some say it's how they invented opera.

  • @andryuu_2000

    @andryuu_2000

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@YourMajesty143 especially when we get angry at North Americans pretending to know other culture's dishes

  • @YourMajesty143

    @YourMajesty143

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@andryuu_2000 - Indeed 🙄

  • @nihilistlemon1995

    @nihilistlemon1995

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Il gusto Della verità Says the dudes that created Facistes.

  • @cartermcampbell66
    @cartermcampbell666 жыл бұрын

    Matty, so I found you and your Lasagna recipe when I did a Google search for "the best fucking lasagna". I was looking for a lasagna recipe because I have a friend who had been bragging for over the last year about her lasagna being the best. My friend decided she would host The Great Australian Lasagna Bake Off. After watching your KZread Channel I knew that your recipe was the one I had to cook. I've never cooked lasagna before, but you made it seem so simple and fun. It wasn't quite as simple as you made it seem, but I did enjoy the learning experience. So tonight was the Great Lasagna Bake Off. There were 7 entries - 3 meat and 4 veggie. My friend's lasagna I must say was really good and I thought she had me beat. Needless to say I was shocked to find out that my lasagna/your recipe took first place in the meat catagory. Wow" I've never won anything before! Thank you so much for sharing your recipe and your talents to others. Hard for me to believe that now in Hobart Tasmania I can claim to hold the title for the Best Meat Lasagna! Thanks so much! I obviously could not have done it without you!

  • @gstggmail
    @gstggmail3 жыл бұрын

    Happy Canada day all the way from 🇮🇳... It was a delight watching your video. You got some great videos in your channel. Surely subscribing! ❤️

  • @WanderleiSilva29
    @WanderleiSilva29 Жыл бұрын

    WOW.... The power of this lasagna is unparalleled.... It's like Viagara for women. I had a second date chick over and she literally took two, possibly three bites (not sure because my back was turned away pouring a glass of wine, waiting for the lasagna to do its magic).... Seconds later.... BOOM!!!..... She was literally ripping her clothes off and charging at me like a wilder-beast. It was ON at that point - all thanks to the Lasagna.... Warning: She farted a couple times during the sexual escapade (slight side effect of the Lasagna). The stench was brutal and could clear out an apartment building.... But it was well worth it. The recipe is definitely a keeper.

  • @K1NGM4K3R

    @K1NGM4K3R

    8 ай бұрын

    Surprised she wasn’t a keeper 😂

  • @kellyharrison9489

    @kellyharrison9489

    7 ай бұрын

    As long as she didn't shart. That's ok.

  • @elkrazy8884
    @elkrazy88845 жыл бұрын

    😂😭 “do I look skinny in a red shirt” 😂😭 this guy be crackin me up and his food recipes be on point!! I’ve tried a couple of them 🔥🔥🔥

  • @SJAndrewbsme
    @SJAndrewbsme5 жыл бұрын

    350 Celsius. My house burned down.

  • @stirfry741

    @stirfry741

    5 жыл бұрын

    Curious to see if someone else caught it

  • @callmesensei2833

    @callmesensei2833

    5 жыл бұрын

    Caught me off guard, as a Canadian, Matty should've remembered that they use the metric system

  • @kyleestavio6942

    @kyleestavio6942

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was about to say the same thing loooool like "350 CELSIUS?!"

  • @Quantum_GirlE

    @Quantum_GirlE

    4 жыл бұрын

    omg i thought i was the only one lol. or it was a joke and he forgot to laugh

  • @kennedyvillard3297

    @kennedyvillard3297

    4 жыл бұрын

    As soon as he said that, i was like "the fucc?"😂😂😂

  • @BrendaLM92
    @BrendaLM922 жыл бұрын

    My son turns 7 today and he requested this lasagna. We will all be enjoying this for dinner 😋

  • @AlmightyAphrodite
    @AlmightyAphrodite Жыл бұрын

    Came here through a yt short and was not disappointed 😁. Will be trying this one real soon. I am wondering why chefs never seem to use food choppers to do the veg when they need them extra small anyway. Just a few pulses and you're done.

  • @user-qz6pv5px3x
    @user-qz6pv5px3x4 жыл бұрын

    So I tried to cook this at 350 Celsius (662 Fahrenheit). As my oven heated up, it caught fire and began to scream flames out of the front. I decided, “Well, Matty knows best,” so I donned my friend’s forestry firefighting gear and literally threw the pan into Dante’s Inferno as I tried to run by. The pan landed upside down, splashing the contents all over the inside of the oven. Fortunately, the raging fire disintegrated the mess. Unfortunately, my eyebrows were gone and my dog was cremated. Nevertheless, after the building burned down, the fire department couldn’t locate the source of the fire since everything basically vaporized once it touched the propane tank I keep in my living room. In the end, it looked good flying through the air into that white-hot pit that I launched it into, so I give it 10/10.

  • @magno172

    @magno172

    3 жыл бұрын

    What the fuck am I doing with my life

  • @thenube23

    @thenube23

    3 жыл бұрын

    Did you get laid tho?

  • @omarijeter560

    @omarijeter560

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jesus Christ lmfao

  • @samcrofton4216

    @samcrofton4216

    3 жыл бұрын

    He obviously meant fahrenheit

  • @MyrnaBelladonna

    @MyrnaBelladonna

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @marlo916
    @marlo9169 жыл бұрын

    i made this. spent 3 days on the shitter

  • @seancarson1299

    @seancarson1299

    8 жыл бұрын

    marsdog Beef wasn't cooked long enough. Or you're lactose intolerant.

  • @1990HondaEFHatch

    @1990HondaEFHatch

    8 жыл бұрын

    +marsdog or both

  • @WorldOfXandiar

    @WorldOfXandiar

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Sean Carson If it really lasted 3 days it's probably the meat.

  • @tigran914

    @tigran914

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Ferdinand Cazin It's beef. As long as it had some heat I doubt it was the problem. He probably used something spoiled(maybe even the meat).

  • @charlyblove90

    @charlyblove90

    8 жыл бұрын

    lol hahaha fr??

  • @zerocrusade2531
    @zerocrusade25313 жыл бұрын

    "Guaranteed To Get You Laid" probably laid in casket because of the heart attack that everyone's gonna get from eating that Lasagna.

  • @jiveslippers432

    @jiveslippers432

    3 жыл бұрын

    Underrated comment😂

  • @morpheuscreatuare6504
    @morpheuscreatuare65043 жыл бұрын

    This man is crazy! I love it!

  • @DYNEadvance
    @DYNEadvance5 жыл бұрын

    I need to cook this for my anime body pillows

  • @hz3917

    @hz3917

    4 жыл бұрын

    You can always get lucky with waifu

  • @andryuu_2000

    @andryuu_2000

    3 жыл бұрын

    Tbh it's the only people that might enjoy such bullshit

  • @tiffmoore8831

    @tiffmoore8831

    3 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @muadsmasher
    @muadsmasher9 жыл бұрын

    Matty and Action Bronson are the best hosts on Munchies you should upload more of them !

  • @MoekoBrooks
    @MoekoBrooks9 ай бұрын

    Saw this on Vice’s channel via Samsung TV just to have some noise while setting up my apartment…well, I ended up sitting down and taking a break to watch this. Then I had to look it up. That lasagna looks amazing……just how I like my food. Cheesy and greasy. Nice and savory. lol

  • @spice9623
    @spice96233 жыл бұрын

    I must be a food sadist ... because I love to watch his show late at night and on a diet 🤦❤️❤️❤️

  • @farraz6784
    @farraz67848 жыл бұрын

    I don't even watch these vids for the food. I'm just watching for this guy... he's hilarious 😂

  • @eleonorapaolercio2782
    @eleonorapaolercio27826 жыл бұрын

    Not how I'd make lasagna as I'm fully Italian but this guy's awesome! That's proper comfort food! Good on you for making something extraordinary with your own twist! Much respect mate!

  • @kevinhart3371
    @kevinhart337110 ай бұрын

    Stealie hat AND Italian slander? i knew this man was goated

  • @miguelemenekise7104
    @miguelemenekise71043 жыл бұрын

    Awesome recipe bro... love the shirt by the way 👍

  • @RobertKnight001
    @RobertKnight0015 жыл бұрын

    Matty, I made this this week and it was to die for!!!! OMG it was amazing. Thanks for the help and don't change a thing.

  • @callanklimts
    @callanklimts9 жыл бұрын

    FINALLY! More Matty! Actually laughed so much while watching this. And it looked awesome when it was done.

  • @Navajowelder505
    @Navajowelder5053 жыл бұрын

    You know it's badass, when the chef talks to the food LOVE = AWESOME FOOD 💯❤👍🏼😃 Dats Pretty Gold the pic of Geronimo ‼️💯

  • @calebmcbride3228
    @calebmcbride32283 жыл бұрын

    The lasagna looks incredible, but I'm impressed at how well that hardboiled egg peeled

  • @Ggv19128
    @Ggv191288 жыл бұрын

    This guy is highly entertaining

  • @ManyGP
    @ManyGP8 жыл бұрын

    8:52 that guy is making fun of how he cuts but he eats with his mouth open lmao

  • @Puzls

    @Puzls

    8 жыл бұрын

    Because it is hot as fuck moron

  • @ManyGP

    @ManyGP

    8 жыл бұрын

    Puzls There is something called blowing you fucking moron

  • @Puzls

    @Puzls

    8 жыл бұрын

    MGP Oh, I'm sorry! I did not know that you could actually blow something cold?! No. but really, it wont get cold unless you blow the shit out of it, something that would look weird on the camera.

  • @SLRNT

    @SLRNT

    8 жыл бұрын

    still better than eating your mouth open xd

  • @martin8123

    @martin8123

    8 жыл бұрын

    You can't really argue against him, you're not supposed to eat with your mouth open even if it is hot.

  • @rbjk91288
    @rbjk912883 жыл бұрын

    im in love with this dude

  • @wademorgan8464
    @wademorgan84644 жыл бұрын

    Made this for myself tonight. And now we wait.

  • @jadamendoza3987

    @jadamendoza3987

    3 жыл бұрын

    Update?

  • @danaolsongaming
    @danaolsongaming8 жыл бұрын

    This is by far the best lasagna that I've ever had. The only issue I have with it is the amount of oil. After every serving I had the worst kind of heartburn. Instead of the olive/canola oil, I used the grease/fat from a 80% ground beef and used it to cook the vegetables and it came out perfect for me. So I'd suggest that modification if you're prone to bad heartburn.

  • @taninmoores4943

    @taninmoores4943

    2 жыл бұрын

    If you're prone to bad heartburn is this the meal for you

  • @Appaddict01

    @Appaddict01

    2 жыл бұрын

    I don’t understand why the top layer isn’t cheese.

  • @marcjtdc
    @marcjtdc7 жыл бұрын

    7:00 350 C? That's 662 degrees F. LOL

  • @valoa

    @valoa

    6 жыл бұрын

    marcjtdc haha, even 250c is far to high....

  • @James.Stark.Ben.Edition

    @James.Stark.Ben.Edition

    6 жыл бұрын

    marcjtdc ue obviously meant 350F

  • @sargentpayne

    @sargentpayne

    6 жыл бұрын

    I noticed maybe he ment Kelvin because then its atleast 170-180ish ?F

  • @ThisIsPureEpicness

    @ThisIsPureEpicness

    5 жыл бұрын

    mate why would he ever use kelvin

  • @James.Stark.Ben.Edition

    @James.Stark.Ben.Edition

    5 жыл бұрын

    Smokebang I don't know. Some people are weird. Most chemical reactions need temps in kelvin.

  • @davidcienfuegos4481
    @davidcienfuegos44814 жыл бұрын

    I served this at my family reunion, thanks matty! I owe you one!

  • @trayolphia5756

    @trayolphia5756

    2 жыл бұрын

    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………….????????? …that banjo music I hear…??

  • @amyc9962
    @amyc9962 Жыл бұрын

    Is it ok for me to love this man from a distance? He's one of a kind. He's 💯% cool people.

  • @alainaval
    @alainaval5 жыл бұрын

    I can't stop smiling when I'm watching his videos. Love this dude.

  • @Sammy86
    @Sammy869 жыл бұрын

    Matty's Cardiologist is watching this while flicking dollar bills up in the air.. Oh wait hes in Canada? shit.. Shut it down!

  • @Broxty

    @Broxty

    8 жыл бұрын

    Haha word.

  • @dionloxton7800
    @dionloxton78003 жыл бұрын

    i love this guy

  • @shanks3341
    @shanks33413 жыл бұрын

    Came from MxR plays like if did aswell :D PANDA NATION

  • @impaxglobal
    @impaxglobal5 жыл бұрын

    Made this for dinner tonight. It was delicious! Thanks for keeping simple Matty

  • @forestbirdgirl
    @forestbirdgirl6 жыл бұрын

    fun fun fun guy makes us want to cook everyday!...messing around in the kitchen is fun again! VICE makes everything nice again...we can all learn to relax and take ourselves a little less seriously...

  • @beerguyj
    @beerguyj2 жыл бұрын

    Love this guy

  • @colinsparrow0625
    @colinsparrow06254 жыл бұрын

    Best lasagna your the man love all your vids man

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