Sometimes parents just hate seeing their kid getting shit on enough to just allow them to be bad once. The bullying I received in HS went so far that my parents were telling me to fight. And so I did, and when I got suspended for 2 weeks they let me treat it like a vacation and play Mario RPG as much as I wanted.

@jonhunthrop1882

5 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah

"You´re a f-ing tough guy on the phone, eh? Let´s f-ing go, buddy!" You are awesome, Johnny! ROFL!

@TheMindIlluminated

24 күн бұрын

Very Canadian

Real life memories related to gaming + Johnny Millenium = GOLD Always.

Awesome story. The more of these the better.

All you wanted was to play Star Fox in peace I see nothing wrong here.

@Strife72

5 жыл бұрын

He could of just shut his phone off or if it was a landline unplugged the phone 😂

“Everything that I did in this story is terrible.” already intrigued. Your Dad’s reaction is every Dad’s reaction even if they don’t want to admit it. “Barrel!” punch “Roll!” punch

What impresses me the most is how many douchebag phycotic girlfriends Johnny had and then, at last he married an angel such as Kim. Lucky man.

Alternate ending; Johnny stomps down the basement to confront the new boyfriend, only to find the guy immersed in a game of Phantasy Star. Instant besties. ;)

Your channel is like having a virtual friend. It makes me feel like im visiting and raging about all the good times from the past with a buddy. Video games, fights, friends.

Still a better love story than twilight. lmao

@DirtStarMaster

3 жыл бұрын

Facts

Johnny is the Canadian OG.

Please do a story on your film school days please. It would be interesting to hear about your days prior before youtube. Please.

@GR-ir2bu

5 жыл бұрын

DacioNerdTV Yeah I agree, I’m interested in knowing about film school and jobs before KZread or what he does as a job now, I know he’s talked about a dark period around 26 when he lost his job from somewhere

@NefariousDreary

5 жыл бұрын

YES!

I love these candid stories about your past, man. It’s definitely my favorite part of the show. I can relate on so many levels to the wacky shit we do as young people. Ha!

It might remind you of Star Fox, but your story reminds me of Star *Trek*. TNG, specifically, and the episode "Tapestry," all about how young Picard made what he thought were hotheaded mistakes in his youth, but they ended up making him who he was. Almost all of us have rough spots in our past that we wish we could pave over, but what matters is that we learn from them. That night could have ended much worse for you, but I guess we're all fortunate that it didn't! As for your opponent, he might have realized that bigger doesn't always beat crazier.

@AssociationAdmirer

5 жыл бұрын

"Tapestry" is easily one of my favorite Star Trek TNG episodes. More to the point, it does make a very appropriate analogy to Johnny's story.

This is a good example of the fact that we all do some totally stupid junk when we're younger and drive older people nuts with it. Johnny, you are the kindest, gentlest a-hole I know :P Thanks for telling the story! It made me want more D&D stories, though.

God I could sit here all day and listen to you tell stories!

I absolutely love your channel johnny! i think what made all these memories so vivid is partially because you grew up in the pre-internet age where there arent that many "distractions" and people are more present instead of scrolling through their phones all the time. love the authenticity! everyone has a past and should own up to them.

It’s always nice when someone is held accountable for their words 😊. Glad he got to reap the consequences of what he said. Too many kids today are protected by society and get away with saying anything they want. I miss the days like those you described. There were many neighborhood fights when I grew up and I think we learned to be wise with what we say, and never say anything you can’t back up! Great story man. If not for having been driving intoxicated and without a license, I would say you did it perfectly 😂.

Dude that was the funniest and craziest game story I have ever heard . I couldn't help laughing while watching you telling it for us 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

It's good that's she's your ex, she sounds a bit too satanic. Mr. Shimizu would not have approved. Kim, on the other hand, is just amazing for you Johnny. You picked well my friend.

@johnlawful2272

5 жыл бұрын

You just want to turn him

Good times!!!

@PowerMetalGamer

5 жыл бұрын

lol.. I think we all were a bit nuts when we were kids, man.

I really love these personal stories. It's really what makes your channel so much fun. I guess we all can relate to these kind of stories as well. You're taking it to such a nice level not just by doing a game review here and there or a collection thing but the whole picture! Love from Amsterdam

great story johnny, thanks for sharing with us. we all have done stupid stuff in our past, and owning it and learning from it is the best thing to do!

This is one of the best stories ever. Loved it! LOL

I love this channel been watching for over 5 years and always look forward to your content! Cheers

Great story. Your dad was secretly proud for sure

@KaNawogirusa

5 жыл бұрын

He wasnt secretly proud, he said It to him out loud haha, his dad sounds like a great guy

Man this was such a great story! I love when you really get into telling us about your past. You should start a "happystorytime" series! I'd watch every video!... even tho I already watch all your videos lol

Love these memories of yours Johnny

“He’s ready to fight u now”...hilarious

This story is badass Johnny! I love these old stories of yours.

Your stories are the best!!!

Best Story so far, thanks for sharing!

wicked! Thanks for sharing Johnny!

I love these stories you tell Johnny 😄

I’ve been looking forward to this video I’ll enjoy watching it for sure.

Ah, to be a Punker back in the 90s.. good stuff. Nowadays we couldn't get away with any of the shit we did back then. I love these stories. I'm a bit younger (born in 79) but there are ALOT of common grounds in your stories and mine. Too funny. Please we need more

This was awesome! More!

It’s crazy how we change over the years, I wouldn’t put it past you to call the guy up and have him over as a special guest on the channel!

Enjoy your stories keep them coming

This.was.incredible. thanks so much for this man

Thank you for sharing your stories man, they are really something hehe

I wonder if the ex and her bloke watch your videos.

@lastigesoma6126

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah im that guy and I am going to give Johnny a wet willie

@benkenobi6582

5 жыл бұрын

I bet the ex has watched a few episode for sure

@cab12300751

5 жыл бұрын

Some say he's still out there, waiting for his apology lol

@OwtDaftUK

5 жыл бұрын

He must of been pissed that she was still obsessed with her ex (HCG) and constantly phoneing him.

Great story dude! This is how we dealt with things in the 80's! >

This is amazing. 😂 I love your dad's reaction.

This is why I love this channel, he’s one of us 🤘🏼 real talk, real people ... we make mistakes and own them 😎 and grow .

The console wars made people crazy. I was lucky to survive and only made it through by buying both a Super Nintendo and a Genesis. I lost many friends along the way.

'' AND I JUST FUCKING 1,2 HIM, BOOM BOOM '' - Johnny Millenium, Ladies and Gentlemen

Great story. Thanx for sharing.

Johhy, your hands down the coolest guy on the planet. Your passion for gaming is the best. #NostalgiaGlasses

A big guy like him hiding behind your ex and couldn't even fight back? You really BARREL ROLL that shit while fully loaded with liquid courage.

Great story man! Hopefully theres more to come if that's at all possible. Funny how gaming can be related to many crazy situations and experinces

Haha - Last week I did a drinking confessions video and none of it compares to this haha! LEGENDARY and Ill-advised, Mr Millenium!

You have a great way of telling stories, made me crack up laughing a few times with this one.

This makes my life seem so mundane as a 19 year old who does nothing but play games, go to school and browse the internet lol. Loved the video! I'd like to see more of these kind of videos in the future haha

@pedrogoncalvesneto2451

5 жыл бұрын

Time to live a little ;)

*ring ring* "Hey Johnny I just called to say that I'm a better Dragon Quest player than you and I got it before you for free. Thanks, bye "

@HappyConsoleGamer

5 жыл бұрын

*phones back* *ring*

I love this story!! Yes please more of these! :)

Your dad sounded really cool. Right on. thanks for sharing.

I love hearing about younger Johnny! more please!!

Your violence is too satanic, Johnny lol This was well worth the hype you gave us during the live stream Thursday!

That sounds like something my dad would say.....when I was a kid, maybe not so much now.

This is the first video of yours Ive ever seen, subbed.

I always enjoy a good HCG story.

That’s stuff of LEGEND man. That’s awesome

I love this story. It really takes me back to that age.🤣😆😂 Guy stories are the greatest.

every so often Johnny drops a wicked rowdy tale, love it when he does this 🤣 RIVETING!!

i love your stories!

Great story Johnny! I loved when you told your dad and he said "Good for you!" hahah

This channel needs more subscribers

Haha good for you man!! Awesome story

Thanks for sharing xD

Those story belongs in a museum... of awesomeness.

What a badass story man. Good for you.

Johnny...you're awesome.

i love when you tell your stories... these are the gems of your channel.. :) Love u Jonny in a very non homo way :

I love these story videos

Yooo young Johnny was a savage!

That story was fucking awesome haha much respect. Best part was your dad giving you props, I’d like to think my own father would do the same.

Man that was awesome good story time, you should make this more often nice video

This is the most amazing and funny story that I heard 😄

One of the greatest stories ever told

The Legend grows

Johnny I love your teen stories, please tell me more! lol

We all make mistakes, I know I certainly have. However, it's just a matter of learning from them and striving to become a better person. Thanks for sharing, it was quite entertaining Johnny! PS give me that Truxton.

Man, been there, done that. Fun memories in some way x)

A good ole scrap eh? Hell yeah

“Fighting’s no good, someone always get hurt...But if must fight, WIN!”

These are my favorite kinds of episoooodes!

More of these stories!

Every guy in his youth has to deal with these crazy situations. Everyone has their breaking point. We just want to be left alone to find bigger and better things. Obviously it was very petty in the end, but man, we all find ways to stop abuse.

yay a new story!

Love your stories Johnny! Glad you didn't end up doing a barrel roll in the car on the way other there.

I don't know if I'm alone in this, but I'd love to see more stories like this since you said you were going to share more stories like this. :D It was a combination of fascinating and cathartic to listen to, and I think others would agree to that. :)

That was me when I was a teenager lol. My ex girlfriend got with a new guy and he gave me shit over the phone too. What I did was. I went over to her house and caught the both of 'em in the garden. Guy seen me coming up the path, my hair flying in the wind and screaming "you're fucking dead!" . Guy jumps into his car and locks the door and she runs into the house to get help. I circled the car and put my boot through his window, pulled him through the glass and kicked him up and down the garden. I have a few scars on my hands from all the glass. I had a few drinks beforehand, the guy was like 10 years older than me too. Crazy times, man. I just ignore that shit now.

Like me some Johnny but seriously the thought of Johnny throwing a punch makes me giggle!

lol this is great man. It reminds me of a story.

Love it

King of smut 95 collection vid let's c it

@DacioNerdTV

5 жыл бұрын

YES ! please. I've been waiting a month for it.

Great story Johnny! I believe every word you say. Ex's just sometimes don't give up bugging you. I don't condone violence but way to make your point and stand your ground. That guy was overstepping his boundaries, he and she had it coming!

Hey man I never condone drinking and driving but I am stoked to know that you didn't let them keep walking all over you. Sometimes you just gotta stand your ground and show people that you mean business. They shouldn't have been harassing you in the first place. Great story bud. Perfect way to start my day.