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@user-zx9uv3wo5j

8 ай бұрын

I’m first

@Nothing-mu1pg

8 ай бұрын

​@@user-zx9uv3wo5jokay?.....

@TheZombe23

8 ай бұрын

Story 4 is everything my mom does to me

How are you going to tell your girlfriend to drink a lot of water and then get upset when she inevitably needs to pee? At that point that's on you not her.

Story 5: you are not the jerk, why is the BF upset for, you need to pee, what is wrong with that, it takes a couple of minutes at most, why is it a problem? Honestly, this is a huge red flag, why would someone get upset about this, many of us have been in this situation and a normal behaviour is to stand guard when a woman need to go. His behaviour is not normal.

Story 3: Yeah, I agree. The "Family member is the owner" card is _such_ a common one to pull that I really don't blame her for being suspicious about it. You see stories where it's a bluff _all_ the time on Not Always Right, and only rarely is it actually true.

For the Gym Kids story, I think it's possible the food lady was being a Racist Karren when we find out at the end of the story that OP's dad is Black, and earlier in the story Karen was staring Daggers at the kids.

I disagree with the 'no jerks here' assessment on the training/gym story....she was an AH. The snack bar lady didn't need to be such a bitch to the kids. That wasn't part of her job. She could have simply told the kids to bring their dad over to confirm & authorize their first order and then they can run a tab. She treated the kids like they were known delinquents when it was completely unnecessary. She should have been either polite or neutral.

@alpha-sama

8 ай бұрын

You're wrong. It's not like the lady told the kids to f**k off or something, she simply said no. Besides, we're not talking about small children here, the boys were 16 and 14. That's like the type of people who are most likely to lie about a parent's position to get free food. The lady would have had to be an idiot to even consider giving them the food, considering she couldn't be sure they were telling the truth.

Story 1: Because of people such as that former coworker, it’s harder for actual workers seeking disability compensation to get the help that they need. A friend of mine went through hell and back to get worker’s compensation. He was legitimately eligible to receive it after an injury on the job. They accused him of “faking it”, then accused him of a “self-inflicted injury”…he had P.I. after P.I. scoping out his house to make sure he wasn’t going out. So ridiculous.

@ElleD308

8 ай бұрын

Her reaction to her age seemed weird tho. She spent 10 minutes telling us how she looked so young and everyone all the time kept thinking she was younger and when the Karen tells her she has a lot of tattoos for her age.... And she's confused what she meant by that? And the wait... How old do you think I am BS? 🙄....mmmm.... I don't get that. I look waaaay younger for my age and as soon as someone mentions it I say no, I'm older than I look, I don't wonder what they meant by "my age"

Last Story DNTJ Everyone needs to go to the bathroom. This BF was only thinking about himself and his favorite spot that you supposedly ruin because you had to go pee. Oh I'm sorry but your gf needed to go pee because of all the water you told her to drink and told her to tough it out. Once she couldn't hold it anymore you get upset and angry that she peed on outside on your favorite spot. Give me a break dude. If he cared about the OP, he would have been patient and let her go to pee first when she needed to go. I think the OP should dump him because i would bet he might dump her for ruining his favorite hiking spot all because the OP needed to pee. The Bf is the jerk here

For the girl from story 2: I can relate. I had a brain tumor when I was in 7th grade and that messed with lots of hormones and I stopped growing. I look like I could be in high school when I’m currently 29. I had an incident a few years ago when I went to Walmart to get some glue when the cashier told me that I had to show my id if I wanted to buy it. Even my dad told her that I was over 21 but she still said that I needed to show an ID to prove that I was an adult to buy some glue.

@banj_yoyt

8 ай бұрын

You need to show your ID in order to get *_GLUE?????_* 😳

20ish years ago a (former) friend of mine got a job at the same place as me (golden arches). He got promoted in matter of weeks to a management position. He promised me he wouldn't let the tie go to his head, he lied. Overheard he put in for a management position in my former hometown at a movie rental place. The hiring manager is a family friend so I tell him all about former friend. Family friend says "Who?" as he picks up former friend's application from the "call for orientation" pile and calmly puts former friend's application through the shredder.

I hate to tell that last boyfriend but she probably wasn't the first to "answer the call of nature" on that trail nor will she be the last so it sounds like he simply needs to grow up, I grew up living in the country and there isn't always a bathroom within range and you have to excuse yourselfand "go around a corner".

Lol make Dolores Umbridge uncomfortable.

she just doubted her cooking, kind of like of my mom she she i couldn't cooked, i like how she made her admit it, that's what i call a middle finger if i haven't seen one.

I imagine you could really piss of a Karen if she told you to do something and you reply flatly with "uh-huh." without even looking at her and continue to do whatever you were doing. She would get pissed because you just ignored her and brushed her off.

Pure instant karma!

Story 2: My sister and I laughed so hard when she said her personality was "young" 😂😂

Last one, just let her go to the loo. A good hiker factors in a bit of extra time for the loo or if your pacings where off. And while i do think wild peeing is a important skill to develop early on it normally needs support

Boyfriend is the ass for ignoring her needing to use the bathroom. He pushed a LOT of water on her what does he expect to happen?

In the last story op needs to dump her boyfriend for don't letting go pee

Yooo, that wild bro i hate power trippers

Going based off the way the OP was talking if that clerk has been there a long time and judging by her reaction she has been she knows who his kids are so no she is the asshole she’s choosing to be ignorant given the fact that the OP said her father talks about them all the timewhich means she has enough of a description to pick them out of a lineup

HEYYYY MY MAN IS BACK. TOOk a week off

@gapgamer0954

8 ай бұрын

Fr

@bebeat1812

8 ай бұрын

More like 2 weeks Broh

So I have a dragon tattoo and some guy saw it and said I'm going to hell because dragons are the devil's creatures

You should do a Minecraft background for the next

Story #2: I’m a 35 year old Male but when I ask people to guess my age just based on my appearance they guess that I’m in my late Teens/Early to mid 20s and when I tell them my actual age they’re actual surprised. I don’t have any Tattoos because I can’t afford them. Story #4: My Parents don’t let me cook anything because they don’t trust me not to burn the house down and I’ve actually picked up a cookbook recently however I’m only allowed to cook anything from my cookbook with my mom’s help.

Gym lady is definitely a jerk for treating the kids so coldly

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Pancakes approved

@RAPIXDREG

8 ай бұрын

What is your favorite, waffles or pancakes

The last story 20-40 secs boyfriend is a Dillon

Hey, what did mister Philip head said to the board members after a building collapsed do to the board cutting corners, you’re screwed

Viewer 13,130 exactly(noice)

@ddasher

8 ай бұрын

just for a joke

No look the mom of the chef was doing reverse psychology

Story 3 - OP is a big entitled jerk.

@bsouthmama3010

8 ай бұрын

Ummmm why? Make that make sense. Unless u have the story number wrong 💁🏻‍♀️

Sup

In the last story… OP should have gone to the bathroom before the hike.. if she needed to go at the start- then she should have

@philkirshenbaum8867

8 ай бұрын

She wanted to, her boyfriend pushed her to hold it for the hike since they would miss the best part

@aryannastark

8 ай бұрын

And he was pushing her to drink more water, that in combination with what the person above me responded with and her needing to pee then was unavoidable.

Might be first

@squishypoohonxbox764

8 ай бұрын

Yeah I’m first

@Pacvalham

8 ай бұрын

@@squishypoohonxbox764 KZread tells me that you are not first.

Story 2. STOP.INTERACTING.WITH.KARENS !!! You don't owe them an excuse or a reason for anything, you do not need to answer their questions. Just ignore and/or move away with a simple "ok".

First

@pia7482

8 ай бұрын

You ARE the first

@Pacvalham

8 ай бұрын

🥇

Second

@Pacvalham

8 ай бұрын

Try again next time.

EVERYONE STOP TALKING

i'm sorry karen but op is allowed to have tattoos because she chose to have those, so do her a favor and leave her alone oh and by the way mind your own business.

@viviennemorgan7217

8 ай бұрын

karen should stop being noisy so much.

I think your voice is being stolen

Not first!!!

@Pacvalham

8 ай бұрын

true

First

@Pacvalham

8 ай бұрын

Try again next time.