How dare Pizza Inn insinuate I love OR support America

@AceAttorny

3 жыл бұрын

Right? Because obviously I both love AND support America sempizza fi, soldiers.

@gwen6622

2 жыл бұрын

@@AceAttorny nope

@thomascampbell350

Жыл бұрын

Bold of them to assume I want what’s best for my country

Pizza Innsurrection

@abj6920

2 жыл бұрын

Pizzurrection

"Pizza Inn can't get on an airplane now!"

@leedouglass4106

2 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard at this line

Pizza Inn making these tweets is like if the captain of the Titanic started throwing lit dynamite onto its deck right before it snapped in half

@cg.9452

3 жыл бұрын

More like a stowaway nobody knew was there, but yes

@mephostopheles3752

2 жыл бұрын

Pizza Inn making these tweets is like if some random third-class passenger sprinted out onto the deck of the ship and started ranting about how icebergs don’t exist, LITERAL MINUTES before the ship hit the iceberg.

@abj6920

2 жыл бұрын

Like a line cook who made Cathy Bates' salad drilling a hole in the lower decks to rpove that the sheep was unsinkable

I wish there was a Pizza Inn here I could refuse to patronize

I can’t believe Pizza Inn catered the storming of the Capitol???

@mike6678

3 жыл бұрын

I'm entirely unfamiliar with the chain outside of this bit, so this is my first impression of it. But more importantly, I think "catered" is a great pizza pun. 10/10 👍

@calebduarte5255

3 жыл бұрын

@@mike6678 I’m...I’m sorry, but how is that a pizza pun?

@mike6678

3 жыл бұрын

@@calebduarte5255 I mean it's more of a general food pun, but it's funny to think of Pizza Inn not only metaphorically catering, but also literally catering by offering the free pizza ballot thing. It's not a great connection, but it's one I thought was funny 😂

@AceAttorny

3 жыл бұрын

"I swear officer, I didn't even know what was going on, I just saw free pizza in there and the door was open so I just wandered in!"

@abj6920

2 жыл бұрын

When have we seen Pizza Inn and "Dickhead fucking asshole with a viking helmet" in the same room together??? Coincidence??

this twitter chain truly encapsulates the spirit of late-capitalistic corporate america i wish i could roll this munch squad up and put it in a time capsule

@taakotuesday

3 жыл бұрын

You can! well, the time capsule part. I'll definitely be coming back to things like this in the future to remember what it was like to be in the current moment

@Mothmaninist

3 жыл бұрын

Put in on a lil thumb drive thing and bury it in a nice patch o dirt

@crystalcandles752

10 ай бұрын

​@@taakotuesdaywoa taako sighting!

@raneemrashid6439

4 ай бұрын

with the internet, you can! for example: me, just now listening to this and feeling fucking ANCIENT

"and fuck it DiGiorno" should be their slogan

@abj6920

2 жыл бұрын

Digiorno: And what of it?

When I was a kid I loved their pizzert pizzas (they had a chocolate chip and vanilla pudding one), and that used to be my only memory of it. Now I guess I’ll also associate it with voter suppression!

I'm sure a lot of people have felt this throughout history, but I have a feeling the sucking twenties are really gonna show us the absolutely absurd ways in which meaning can dissolve dangerously in a society. Like... Fuckin... "I am pizza, I am a corporation and thus a person, I support a fucking dipshit's right to become a dictator"

I really like the way Trav says antifa because it sounds like a name.

@Silverwind87

2 жыл бұрын

Auntie Fa

@Dylan_Platt

8 ай бұрын

Ann-Tifa

That Why-Goo

And I proudly mu-UNCH...NEXT TO YOU...

So no pizza inn and chick fil a. Got it.

@ultimateninjaboi

3 жыл бұрын

I hate that im about to say this, but id go to chick fil a a thousand times before going to a pizza inn once. Id say dont insult them by comparing them, but fuck it. Insulting them is fun

spirochetes, babey

The beginning where Griffin became a Furby for a second. 🤣🤣

Every time I listen to this I'm reminded that pizza ranch is a wild and amazing name for a pizza place

the fix is pizza inn

The twitter chain is still up as of 1/24/21 twitter.com/PizzaInn_Inc/status/1346539477242699781?s=20

@RadioactiveCheese0

2 жыл бұрын

Its feb. 23 2022 and not only is the chain still up, but they have appeared to have just carried on making tweets like nothing happened.

@IwasFRAMEDiTELLyou

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks, as of 3/23/22 it's still all there.

@raimarulightning

2 жыл бұрын

Still up as of 6/4/22

@canadiancruelty

Жыл бұрын

September 12th 2022 checking in and... yep! tweet is still up

@keenfrizzle

Жыл бұрын

April 2023. They still didn't delete it

Its like virtue signalling... but theres no actual virtues on display. XP

@lilithwills812

2 жыл бұрын

Vice signaling

@UnironicScrotumhat

2 жыл бұрын

@@lilithwills812 damn... now that's a fuckin' good term

@lilithwills812

2 жыл бұрын

@@UnironicScrotumhat In all fairness, I think I stole it from somewhere.

@UnironicScrotumhat

2 жыл бұрын

@@lilithwills812 I kinda figured, but thank you for teaching it to me lol