'He coudn't actually walk on water, he was just really good on ice skates.' Love it.

That's why I worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster! He boiled for our sins.

@SparkyWaxAll

3 ай бұрын

👍wooohooo!!

@e137enfingers5

3 ай бұрын

Ra-men!

@visheshl

3 ай бұрын

Ramen

Anti-theist: I believe religion is a tool used by the powerful to control the weak minded of society. You gained another follower for this! ❤😂👍

@boahnation9932

3 ай бұрын

Religion, yes, but does that then stop you from asking yourself the question of what created the universe? Come at it objectively, it's a very interesting question to ponder. You don't need to even consider religions to ponder that question. Come at it from your own thought!

@aveekmaity4226

3 ай бұрын

@@boahnation9932 My honest opinion about is that life was created from non-living matter undergoing complex chemical reaction giving rise to celled organisms. (I am not the sciencey guy to explain it in better terms) What is your opinion on it?

@TheFracturedfuture

3 ай бұрын

​@@boahnation9932The you should study biology, theres definitely more answers there than in an ancient sheep herder book.

@nogodsuntillproven

2 ай бұрын

Exactly ​@@TheFracturedfuture

Great points. Truth within comedy.

What is a reverse exorcism ? It's whe the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.

@alvallac2171

5 ай бұрын

*exorcism? *when

@66longinus

5 ай бұрын

@@alvallac2171 ?????

@mehallica666

4 ай бұрын

Outstanding.

@mlguy8376

3 ай бұрын

@@alvallac2171so we can agree the OP was correct about getting the priest out of the child 😊

@mrsatire9475

3 ай бұрын

@@alvallac2171 = Karen

Happy atheist here. Love it!

@DOSkywalkR

5 ай бұрын

Happy antitheist here, loving it even more!

@willdenoble1898

5 ай бұрын

@@DOSkywalkRwanker.

@MA-iridium

5 ай бұрын

Happy believer and a lad of faith here...love it!

@MobileApex-mp1ur

5 ай бұрын

Just shut up all of you

@alnotterbot5590

5 ай бұрын

I’m agnostic. Let’s fight!

So clever and on target, thank You !

@alvallac2171

5 ай бұрын

*target. Thank you!

Jimmy: I thought my priest was a vaccine. When he jabbed me I felt better inside.

Mate i love giur videos. You really make my days alot happier. All the best mate and happy Christmas and New year 😁😊

@Mr_Grimbley

5 ай бұрын

I love 'giur' videos too. Are we both perverts?

Comedy was my gateway out of religion 🤣 Carr, Carlin and Jim Jefferies are the GOATs at waking the masses up to rationally deconstructing religion, I can't get enough!

Love it! Thanks Jimmy!

Really enjoyed that!🙏

Dear Christians, you don't have to force yourself to believe in lies to be a good human being

@TimothyNyota

3 ай бұрын

May God have mercy on you

@verng8864

3 ай бұрын

@@TimothyNyota which God? I'm really hoping it's Zeus striking me down with lightning

@alessioandreoli2145

27 күн бұрын

​@@TimothyNyota😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@alessioandreoli2145

27 күн бұрын

​@@verng8864if you were a woman Zeus would leave you no complaints 😂😂😂

@67I36

20 күн бұрын

What do you mean by good?

Love your stuff. LMAO at every bit you do.

Hi there, will the new tour also come to the Netherlands? We would love to see you here again

Top quality as always

Just brilliant mate.

Pause it on the audience and take a look at the snowflakes who are so deeply wounded by what he's saying. I absolutely love it! 🎉😂

Nice . Funny and true

The Christian story doesn't sound like the actions of a moral and rational god, but a bad Hollywood screenplay written by someone on acid.

@LadyAxe13

5 ай бұрын

I think that is what TV series SUPERNATURAL tried to bring across in later seasons....quite successfully!

@Vic82toire

4 ай бұрын

A caricature at best. But a "moral and rational god"? That's it? You don't have a lot of imagination if that's all you think a god should be. Lame! The Truth is even crazier and wilder than that!

@roems6396

3 ай бұрын

⁠@@Vic82toire As if you know what the truth is. They didn’t say what a god should be. They pointed out the contradictions of Christianity.

@nogodsuntillproven

2 ай бұрын

​@Vic82toire What is the truth?😅

funny ,, and quite true lol

Definitely will come see your next show

Remember to sin a bit around Christmas. Otherwise Jesus died for nothing

@nogodsuntillproven

2 ай бұрын

😂 Love it.

I would love to see full clips of these performances. I can’t seem to find them anywhere on the internet. Anybody? 😅

Jimmy do you have a Patreon or Youutbe membership? Love your comedy but I would like to reimburse you for entertaining us on this channel. You bring a lot of happiness and laughter into our lives. Thanks for sharing your content. Greetings from Australia.

@Allaloneatron

4 ай бұрын

I wouldn't worry about his bank ballance.

@SMHman666

4 ай бұрын

steveba50. Send it all to me and I promise I will pass it on. 😉. From Qld.

@serenityinside1

4 ай бұрын

Trust me , he doesn’t need your money . Famously didn’t pay tax for a while also so stop your simping

My mother said but he is such a clean looking man, lol

Amazing! And i love how jimmy has managed to get Spock from star trek to ro the outro on all his videos now. Tecnically i might qualify as being hesus, ive made water in to wine, walked n water and died, then risn - ive brewed my own wine, ive ice skated and i died during an operation and they managed to bring me back. I might be slightly more pious because old men don't worship me then suck off choir boys in my name.

The greatest part of this to me is the title … the jimmy getting roasted part.

Fun fact : ironically skating is actually water boarding since there is a very thin layer of water forming between the blade and the ice

@dorkception2012

3 ай бұрын

Religion turns out to be true, we just too dull to understand it, hence those are a gods words.

8:22 JC, you look amaazing!

See you in Columbus, OH in April!

Fun fantasy fact - god is more offended by christian hypocrisy than atheist derision

Christian: we are all gods children. Historian: we are all Ghengis children.

4:15

Oof, incontinence problem + Jimmy Carr = frequent adult diaper changes.

😂😂❤

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Jesus. What do you want? I want you to let me in. Why do you want me to let you in? I want to save you. Save me from what? From what I will do to you if you don't let me in.

Ohmyside...😂

I like to joke that I lived through 2020. Jesus owes me more.

4:16-4:24

Nobody can easly say these words. But all of them are just truth.

@TimothyNyota

3 ай бұрын

May God open your eyes

Jeshush lovsh you 🥴

I mean, the bill is already paid, we can basically get away with anything

@mrsatire9475

3 ай бұрын

Jesus died for your sins ... so get out there and make it really count!

😂😂

This was so funny!!! 😅😮😊😊😊

Christians Against Teen Pregnancy is CAT-P

🤣

😂😂👏👏

Amen to that!

Gary Glitter is the Pope's boss... LOL... Come to Pittsburgh Jimmy...

wait so WWJCD? isnt "What Would Jimmy Carr Do?" yikes i have a LOT of people to apologize to..

6:25 Bro makes vaild points XD

What happened to about 1/8 of your head at the end?

Haha I love it very proud atheist here.

Funny stuff!

Hilarious, what a great comedian. Athiest and I'm proud of it. 🇦🇺 😊

I'm religious and loved this.

Could this imaginary friend business just be hearing your unconscious voice?

Awesome! This is what real free speech means. In places like the Indian subcontinent and the ME, people making such jokes will end up at best in prison or at worse without a head.

I was raised a Catholic and my father's side of the family was really religious and I had a great aunt who was a nun but I am not offended by these jokes as that's all they are. Some comedians are nasty and offensive including that alleged abuser Russel Brand

"Jesus died for our sins" Given that he supposedly arose again he just had a bit of a crap weekend.

The problem with the word "sin" on any religion is that anything is considered a sin. And even crazier, there aren't different levels of sin, every sin is equally bad, religion was already woke when it started.

Who says comedians can't get away with anything today?

@maverick7291

2 ай бұрын

It's very brave to make fun of Christianity. As we all know it's very dangerous to joke about Christianity. Good thing England is becoming mostly Muslim.

Gay priests are Queens, they can move anywhere My life has peaked

What's up with Jimmy's face at the very end? Is he sick or does he need to eat more?

People who say Dave Chappelle is the greatest comedian don't understand the english language properly

And the chosen people

@mrsatire9475

3 ай бұрын

Yes, the Jews are God's chosen people. We know this to be a fact because it says so in the book they wrote.

can always find the zealots in his crowds who are upset by their religion being called out for being disgusting

There are no gods.

Christians are quiet???

I laugh out loud not on his joke but for his pointed long jaw😂

@samf7192

4 ай бұрын

Attacking ones looks is a sign of a weak individual. At least you didn't attack his truths.

@badongtagalog5737

4 ай бұрын

@@samf7192 attacking someones belief is a signn of weak individual either. Just giving him the dose of his own medicine

@gdmango783

4 ай бұрын

Imagine making fun of someone's looks dude, what an L

@badongtagalog5737

4 ай бұрын

@@gdmango783 again attacking someone belief is a big L

@meraldlag4336

2 ай бұрын

@@badongtagalog5737who says he’s attacking? It’s comedy. It doesn’t have to be the most factually accurate speech if it’s funny (which it is)

Best and sharpest edge since Bessemer converted god into Dog…💝😎

The botox is horrifying

Not religion just Christianity, the Islamic joke about he’s not an idiot is sad but true

Jimmy Carr roasted religion? Nah, just Christianity...

@oo0Spyder0oo

5 ай бұрын

He can’t touch some of the others because that would put him on a hit list, I don’t blame him.

@buzzy-ears

5 ай бұрын

He addresses that. "Nah, I'm not an idiot" :)

@Vic82toire

4 ай бұрын

@@oo0Spyder0oo A fatwa, really. Coward.

@zapkvr

4 ай бұрын

To be fair, the catholics do make it rather easy

Didn't know Carr was an atheist. Glad to hear it.

so many comedians on youtube complaining they can't make jokes that might offend people and have been cancelled for it. how does Jimmy get away with it then?

Well, good on him for calling himself out why he's going for the easy target Christianity while avoiding Islam. Funny how we've grown so accustomed to the understanding why you're better off not joking about it that the mention just gets a chuckle out of us.

@svennetherlands

3 ай бұрын

He does not avoid Islam. He ridicules Islam in a very clever way.

Which jimmy carr is this ???

I'll love seeing YOUR standup in Heaven

@Lordidude

3 ай бұрын

Where is that heaven you are talking about?

@JoeHinojosa-ph8yw

3 ай бұрын

@@Lordidude Ever been in Love? As Austin Powers would say, " YEAH BABY! That's heaven".

@Lordidude

3 ай бұрын

@@JoeHinojosa-ph8yw So heaven only exists in your mind. I get it now. Thanks.

@JoeHinojosa-ph8yw

3 ай бұрын

@@Lordidude It exists in your mind too. In all loving creatures. Sorry, I'm sounding like a Yogi master. But since God has the biggest mind, we can exist within His domain. As the Beatles would SAY, All YOU need is Love!☮️

im watching this whole thing hoping he'd talk about ANY OTHER RELIGION

@kaantax8666

5 ай бұрын

he wouldn't, because that's the predominant religion where he lives + in his culture. you won't see a comedian in the middle-east, joking about christianity.

@Maliphresh

5 ай бұрын

Ok I'm a LITTLE less offended 🤣👍🏽thx

@thedivinemrm5832

5 ай бұрын

@@Maliphresh Why would you be offended at all? If the truth offends you, maybe you need to reassess your beliefs.

@MikeOxlong-ze5vy

4 ай бұрын

@@kaantax8666 or a comedian in the middle east for that matter

@101Mant

4 ай бұрын

​@@kaantax8666he literally has a joke about islamic fundamentalist sex dolls.

We are all God's children. This includes Mary. Which has some... funny implications.

@Dr.Ian-Plect

3 ай бұрын

Substantiate your claim...demonstrate it's not mythology...

@Lordidude

3 ай бұрын

​@@Dr.Ian-Plect he's an atheist. Relax bro

@meraldlag4336

2 ай бұрын

Lmfao

not really a fan of Jimmy, but im down with anyone making fun of religion

Sad

Way outta pocket

@mj8495

5 ай бұрын

And off the hook 😂

Talk about mosslman jimmy inclusion

@svennetherlands

3 ай бұрын

He did. You didn't listen?

clearly Islam in the faith of peace. we Iranians are witness to that...

@logiqueraison5631

5 ай бұрын

sorry are you trying to say anything ?

@mehranmhz

5 ай бұрын

@@logiqueraison5631 Depends You're muslim or you're just curious

@Mr_Grimbley

5 ай бұрын

​@@mehranmhz Does a person's religion affect your response?

@larryscarr3897

5 ай бұрын

Piece of ya here pieces there.

@mehranmhz

5 ай бұрын

@@larryscarr3897 see, you got it buddy

change the title to roast Jesus/Christianity geez dude

we need to pray for you.

@operater3-1

4 ай бұрын

Bro its a joke

Jeff Dunham’s puppet is funnier on the roast show

@mrsatire9475

3 ай бұрын

Clint Eastwood's empty chair is funnier than Jeff Dunham's puppets

God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows he shall reap.-Galatians 6:7

@sacredpalms33

4 ай бұрын

MY BROTHER IN CHRIST.

@just_some_guy_on_the_internet

4 ай бұрын

The beliefs of humans, however, are not God, and are therefore fair game. The arrogance of (some) believers is that they elevate their own ideas about God to godhood. Talk about ego! Besides, as far as mockery goes, Carr is pretty gentle. Anyone clutching their pearls over this material must have a pretty thin skin.

@waynejune-bp8dh

3 ай бұрын

God please don't give me my daily bread, I'm doing low carb.

@mrsatire9475

3 ай бұрын

That God was spiteful for eternity, nothing like the God Jesus

@ChrisWar666

18 күн бұрын

​@@waynejune-bp8dhCome now, child. After all the Flying Spaghetti Monster sacrificed! Have some pasta!

Half way through and wondering if he only attacks Christianity and Catholicism.

@paulmillbank3617

4 ай бұрын

Probably because his audience will understand the jokes being told. All religions and all religious people do and say things that make mockery easier but Christianity believes some pretty crazy things and they make a lot of excuses for some pretty immoral things. So, making jokes out of those things is effortless.

@damienschwass9354

3 ай бұрын

They’re the best material for religious jokes, so maybe.

@svennetherlands

3 ай бұрын

He also ridicules Islam. In a smart way. Not everyone realizes that. Precisely by stating that he is not joking about it, he makes the entire problem of Islam clear. In addition, his jokes about god are about every god, including Allah.

It's a shame that he doesn't make more muslim jokes but let's face it, he didn't need to because that whole religion is the biggest joke

@mrsatire9475

3 ай бұрын

How cute, you think it's different.

Still yet to see Jimmy engage serious Theological arguments. He kind of enjoys beating up straw men. It's easy to make fun of a characature you have created. Harder to argue against the real thing.

@dorkception2012

3 ай бұрын

LOL "Harder to argue against the real thing." The Irony, since when Jesus has been proven to be existed?

@AussieCatholic

3 ай бұрын

​@dorkception2012 the argument that Jesus did not exist does not appear until very recently in literature. And it is a position not held by any serious scholar. We have good evidence. Evidence from the 4 gospel writers. Evidence from Roman historians Josephus and Tacitus. And the fact that we have proof of the Christian movement exploding from the Middle East speaking about a figure that was known to many people also points to his existence. Massive movements surrounding a particular person do not explode into action without that person ever existing.... As I said. No serious examination of the evidence. No engagement with ACTUAL arguments. Just straw men. I don't think I believe in the God that Jimmy Carr rejects. Because Jimmy Carr isn't attacking the God that serious theists believe in. He is attacking a characature.

@Dr.Ian-Plect

3 ай бұрын

@@AussieCatholic The existence or not of Jesus is irrelevant. He was a man. It's your god claim that requires substantiation.

@ChrisWar666

18 күн бұрын

A comedian engaging in "serious" theological arguments? There's no fucking gods. I prefer other fantasy stories, so.... Have fun talking to yourself! Sorry. Praying.

There so many religion why you just make fun of Christian? Try others too if you dare 🤣

@tims5268

4 ай бұрын

The redeeming feature of Christians is at least they can take a joke.

@SMHman666

4 ай бұрын

@axan. He's taken the piss out of various religions. I'm mentioning this so that you are not so ignorant.

@deerlake63

4 ай бұрын

Please post where he makes fun of other religions. BTW born again Christian here I'm not the least bit offended ...

@tims5268

4 ай бұрын

@@deerlake63 here is a jimmy Carr joke for you: ‘I’ve got a Muslim friend and he’s got his faith backwards, which is convenient because that’s how you read the Quran. And that’s all I’ve got to say about that because… I’m not a fucking idiot. On the other hand what are Christians going to do? Forgive me?’

@just_some_guy_on_the_internet

4 ай бұрын

It’s hardly a surprise that a Western comedian would talk about the most predominant religion in the West. Later in the video he says he’s a lapsed Catholic so it’s also unsurprising he mainly refers to Catholicism.

Let them have some sanity, I have answers for all pathetic questions. First off all, God the Father granted will-force for human hoping their judgement. But human sin instead of surrendering will-force. God took accountability of imparting will-force through DNA. So he showed, even if God himself namely Jesus must pay his work . So he limited himself with all sorts of earthly factors and that is why he took help from the Father. When Jesus sacrifice his will of living , his success in suffering offer the way of believing. Here Weakness of DNA. for being detached from God is the Sin and forgiveness is the believing of the process of surrender.

We're all going to know for sure in the end...💀 Billions of people disagree with you.

Not dat funny!

Let's hear him make jokes about Mohammed and Islam NOT

@SMHman666

4 ай бұрын

He has. Maybe you should get out more.

@deerlake63

4 ай бұрын

Post it please

@damienschwass9354

3 ай бұрын

Nowhere near as funny as Christianity tho

Total coward...bigoted slander