When I was younger I must have engraved the Squid Sisters into my brain because I know *every* dance from those two. I think that’s why people don’t talk to me.

@lulin2546

2 жыл бұрын

IDK that’s an impressive skill i think

@shadowshibe5962

2 жыл бұрын

I think this is a villain origin story...

@Null82085

2 жыл бұрын

I’m impressed, that’s really cool

@M1ssKiera

2 жыл бұрын

Bro same

@zazou5291

Жыл бұрын

IT KILLS ME BECAUSE I USED TO DO THE SAME😭😭

1:49 can relate... Finding any legit Splatoon merch in stores and such in my area is a rarity; I always have to buy overseas. Hopefully when Splatoon 3 comes out and that the game's getting more popular overall, we'll start seeing more merchandise in other regions.

@Aki-ChanPF

Жыл бұрын

It's incredibly expensive for the weapons too I already have the og splattershot, but that was quite cheap at the time lol Now I'm tryna get the splatoon 2 variant, the dualies and the charger but they're so expensive it's unreal

@Princess_I

Жыл бұрын

@@Aki-ChanPF agreed. They did the same thing with amiibos now. The physical amiibos are rare/only sell the common ones in stores and are over $100 on sites like Amazon... And they used to be around $15-50. If they're doing splatoon 3 amiibos, maybe the old ones will be back in production and the prices reduce... But still.

@Aki-ChanPF

Жыл бұрын

@@Princess_I We can only pray that the prices will go down

@deezgod45

Жыл бұрын

@@Princess_I it’s so stupid how they just stopped making old amibos, still want a pearl and marina without paying 100$

@Princess_I

Жыл бұрын

@@deezgod45 Agreed... But Nintendo did announce Splatoon 3 amiibos and showcased the Splatoon 2 inkling girl amiibo in the direct. Hopefully it's a sign they'll start making the old amiibos again along with the new ones.

Waddy boy ain’t missing with these🥶

@cyanopsittas.2595

2 жыл бұрын

More than half of these applied to me and it hurts to know the truth

@TeaTime0300

2 жыл бұрын

Better aim than my charger

@PaypsAgain

Жыл бұрын

Wait diden't you fall off the roof?

as a dapple main, i can confirm that we all dress up as trash bins before we meet.

@ritsuo7996

2 жыл бұрын

cries because it's true

@crapperplays8381

2 жыл бұрын

which dapples do you use

@ritsuo7996

2 жыл бұрын

@@crapperplays8381 nouveau dapples

@crapperplays8381

2 жыл бұрын

@@ritsuo7996 i use the clear dapples

@Wadsm

2 жыл бұрын

Kinda wanna attend a meeting lmao

0:01 the shear euphoria after I hit that last shot will be with me for a life time

@sillymari01

Жыл бұрын

same.

Wadsm hitting every single mark here spot on

@samboi123

2 жыл бұрын

All but one. I don’t wear a clown wig, I wear a nice hat

@conductorfishy

2 жыл бұрын

I am a dynamo who screws over being slow on foot. I plan to have a main of run speed up and 2 subs once I finally have enough chunks, although I likely never will.

As a Clear Dapples main, I can confirm my bretheren and I are a bunch of sentient trash cans.

@skiploom.

2 жыл бұрын

We are

@Wadsm

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@SC_Dawn

Жыл бұрын

I was a dapple main but now im a enperry main

Boy that hammer one got me XD, whenever someone else gets me with a hammer, it doesn’t even hit me, but when I use it, it doesn’t kill despite me flatten my opponent, actually hitting them😂

@inazumarai7690

2 жыл бұрын

inkzooka moment

0:35 as a dapple dualies main this is true!

1:08 as a nozzlenose player, this made me happy, made me smile, nice.

@readyplayerthree3

2 жыл бұрын

Personally I'd rather be a junior main if those are the options on body types >.>

@shadowshibe5962

2 жыл бұрын

The contrast in this comment section is great lol

Back when we had the DLC life was good. No covid, no inflation, just funny squid game

@dogenjoyer

Жыл бұрын

OHHH MAH GAWD SqUID GAME REFENCE ❗ ❗

Using an inkbrush is like hell against octobrush so that one makes so much sense 💀 But it's so funny when I splat them lol

@sherbertshortkake6649

2 жыл бұрын

My apologies go out to all Inkbrushes that have to fight me. At least you have a much better ttk.

2:03 When you’re like 15-20 feet away from the enemy’s ultra stamp but it kills you instantaneously

@manosphilippidis416

Жыл бұрын

Yeassss totally agree 😂

The Inner 3 Meme literally made me immediantelly lose it, it's so true 😭

@xraenon1664

2 жыл бұрын

I still haven’t beaten bInner Agent 3. I’ve just accepted the fact that my Octoling is moving to the Splatlands in a vain attempt to escape PTSD

@shadowshibe5962

2 жыл бұрын

@@xraenon1664 YOU CAN DO IT I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!

@SC_Dawn

Жыл бұрын

Do you need some advice? Gavin

@xraenon1664

Жыл бұрын

@@SC_Dawn nah I just need to work up the mental energy to attempt it again. I’ve seen enough streamers/content creators beat it that I could probably easily abuse the AI at this point, but last time I threw myself into a brick wall of a boss like Inner Agent 3, I was like 8 years old. I nearly broke a Wii remote a few times in my vain attempts to 100% Sonic and the Black Knight. (The game is basically some guy wondering “what if Sonic had a sword?” But after beating the game you unlock harder versions of some of the boss fights. MUCH harder versions of three of the bosses that were already a pain to deal with.)

@wilh3lmmusic

Жыл бұрын

@@xraenon1664 Agent 3 is now the captain. THEREISNOESCAPE

I genuinely respect anybody using the H-3 Nozzlenose during a match because it's a cool weapon that's hard to use so a lot of people dismiss it (totally not speaking from experience). Gigachad move indeed

We need an entire LIBRARY of everyone combined’s Splatoon slander >:D

@shadowshibe5962

2 жыл бұрын

FACTS I HAVE LIKE WAY TOO MUCH I NEED TO SHARE WITH THE WORLD

thank you for choosing bearable music for this video

I had one match in X-rank where my team started with 1 disconnection and on the other team there were 2 players in the top 500. It went exactly as expected. WTF Nintendo...

I can say, octo expansion was one of the greatest moments of my life.

1:40 but why did I feel like dancing while battling Octavio…the music was too good💀👍

@SC_Dawn

Жыл бұрын

Imo Splatoon 1 octavio boss was better and Challenging Splatoon 2 Octavio however was too easy because of the new regenerative armour feature

As a Sploosh-o-Matic main, I do indeed have my Clown makeup and wig on standby before I get into a game

1:08 why is this so accurate

0:12 this one hit hard 😅

1:12 BROOOO that’s actually me when i occasionally decide to play a turf war match and go in like it’s TDM😂

"Splatoon is Call of Duty."

0:36 dapple dualie main, can confirm!

1:08 as I junior main I find this insulting a little BUT BE SO ACCURATE AND FUNNY THO-

Personally i use the hero roller replica because i prefer the color scheme over the regular one, and it just looks better with my choice of clothing. Im still ass at the game tho

DUDE THESE ARE SO GOOD YOU NEED TO MAKE A PART 3 FOR THIS

This is art, I love it, good job Wadsm 👍🏻.

0:24 i always end up riding tower cuz my team never does for this exact reason lmao

1:52 As a carbon deco user, I can say with confidence that I am always out for blood

octo brush main here. in this essay i will…

@shadowshibe5962

2 жыл бұрын

Dude you should TOTALLY DO THAT

my smile DROPPED when i saw the dapple dualies one 😭

@Wadsm

Жыл бұрын

Just friendly banter I love my fellow dapple dualues enjoyers :)

@lindseybrant7624

10 ай бұрын

@Wadsm your splatoon character looks very similar to mine (I call anyone with that hairstyle a ‘Fellow Inkina’ because my character with that hairstyle is called Inkina)

*People who only play Salmon Run when grizzco is closed* "What is my purpose in this world...?"

0:35 I feel attacked lol. At least Dapples users are friendly and meet each other.

@samt3412

2 жыл бұрын

As a fellow Dapple, we may be trash, but at least we have the cooler weapon

@imarrams511

2 жыл бұрын

@@samt3412 Exactly

@shadowshibe5962

2 жыл бұрын

Better than inkling vs octoling encounters lol

Splatoon fans are absolutely merch hungry, the demand and interest has grown exponentially which is fantastic, I love drawing cool splat merch ideas 👀

Hey wadsm, it’s light from your streams! (Haha) love all your videos!!

@Wadsm

2 жыл бұрын

Hey light :)

@shadowshibe5962

2 жыл бұрын

@@Wadsm Hey Wadsm! Huge fan! :)

As a ninja dapple I can confirm, you’ll never see me coming

Dynamo roller is like, “you won’t have to run, but you just might if you don’t want to die”

I finished octo expansion last week and after 12 times of trying to beat inner agent 3 and once i did it, i cried

0:48 yep, but instead it's what I think when I see other people using the whole hero set of Splatoon 2, just a bunch of Mr. Heroes.

This is also very accurate as I have seen these splatoon memes before and they are very true aswell

This isn't slander This is trauma

These all are on point, one of the nost accurate videos I have ever seen.

Dualies mains after using dodge roll 100 times just to be hit by another player

@shadowshibe5962

2 жыл бұрын

FACTS LMAO

when ur inking so the ninja squid person cant sneak up on you but they were hiding and waiting the whole time

When I beat Inner Agent 3, that fucker took a part of my soul with him. Ain’t been the same since. Beyond excited for 3.

Even though I am a hero weapon replica user I can confirm that all of this is very accurate

@Kyokushin1105

Жыл бұрын

I pretty much am a tryhard with it 💀

Saying this is accurate is not enough.

as a clash blaster main, I actually get at least 12 kills in every round of turf or rainmaker. The weapon is pretty fun to use and most people dont see where the blaster shots are coming from so they assume it might be from a range blaster and avoid it.

as a charger 1-trick, we need more charger slander

Slander is false 87% of this is pure, fresh, untouchable facts

*PLEASE STOP BEING ACURATE PLEASE IM GONNA SCREAM IVE BEEN PLAYING THIS GAMW FOR 2 yEARS NOW PLEASE-*

0:35 look I'm there wadsam recorded me omg

Ah a true masterpiece, nice work

Octo Expansion is unironically one of the best single-player DLCs I've ever played.

1:03 because it has a cool carving of an octopus on it, CHECKMATE

Okay but seriously thanks for exposing me to ayano kaneko from this. 10/10 meme vid

I crave more amazing content like this

1:21 splatoon 3 is gonna be incredible for that reason alone

You should totally do a part 3 these are so funny lmfao. If you include a salmon run meme one should be “charger waiting for a hammerhead to show up in salmon run”

1:19 as a former Sploosh-o-Matic main, can confirm

The clean dapples are ridiculously violent. I like playing with them

Fastest dynamo roller got me, lol

0:25 this be so funny when its a roller and theyre spinning on the tower trying to kill people coming up but then get splatted by a bomb or something

W video mostly becuase you used one of the best the best ayano kaneko songs

The tower one is so funny

0:35 and 1:52 are weirdly specific to me in particular because I used to main and dominate with the carbon and now main the dapples… pretty accurate though tbh

It’s amazing how a song about a woman finding her man after a while can be used in slander perfectly

these are all so relatable

The calamari inkantation I can relate, few years later it still bops

As a ninja squid user I can confirm that players will actually show up to my house to search for me after the match, sadly for them just like in the game they never find me. Also Aerospray my beloved

Clam Blitz is my favourite rank mode Yes i'm different

Finally some good Dapple Dualies slander

The Sploosh one is unrealistic. I don’t even *own* a clown wig!

@shadowshibe5962

2 жыл бұрын

It grew from your head 😭😭💀

@samboi123

2 жыл бұрын

@@shadowshibe5962 I checked. My hair don’t look nothing like that

these 2 months till splatoon 3 be feelin like 5 years

I love these

A friend said to me that no one used this song for slander videos and now I can prove him wrong >:) Thank you :)

Bruh the first one was sooo me why you gotta call out my hark work 😭 but for the hammer, when I use it i make an audible sound whenever it hits the ground, like “bam bam bam bam”

I relate to 90% of these on a spiritual level

Since most of the bosses aren't mainstream, there's no reason to slander them!... until Octostomp comes back for his fourth rematch in September.

I always find this type of videos funny

Fun fact: The first Clip, the meme, is a Clip from the geometry dash community from npesta, where he beat a REALLY hard level, that was considered the hardest one, back then

1:19 as a sploosh-o-matic user can confirm

1:08 couldn't have nailed it better... i haven't played in a long time due to losing my gamecard (waiting for splatoon 3 😥) and i still remember this stuff

The carbon roller main is the most accurate thing ive ever seen

i recently found your channel and I love it.

@shadowshibe5962

2 жыл бұрын

Trust me stay subscribed his content is top tier

Omg the dynamo roller slander is to true

I NEED MORE!!!

0:24 I remember when off the hook’s reveal trailer came out. So.many.thirsty.Fucks. KZread(and Twitter?) was like a dessert,there wasn’t enough water to quench the thirst that a tall dj singing with her bandmate caused.

Love this

the spltoon merch got me

0:49 FRR AND THEN THEY ALWAYS HAVE THE HERO CLOTHES!! It's not even hard to get them💀

If those are what Junior Mains look like then maybe I wouldn't mind them as much.

“Splatoon fans when they beat Inner Agent 3 for the first time” bold of you to assume I actually beat them

i have never seen other people listen to this album that the first song is on ??? slay

My online experience hasn't been bad in splatoom 2 tbh

im both an inkbrush and octobrush main. mainly octobrush. i just like it better because it inks more turf and kills people faster, but both are very fun

I can’t stop watching splatoon slander