As a carbon main, I can indeed say that people find instantly dying to the invisible man every 10 seconds very annoying

@Chara-yp6zj

2 жыл бұрын

That [puddle of enemy ink] is a Spy!

@-sam2570

2 жыл бұрын

GIMME

@yoshifn5k

2 жыл бұрын

*50% of the time instantly dying, the other 50% they just dont die.

@beastmode4tm

2 жыл бұрын

I honestly don’t understand why people find that annoying though 💀

@JilSalty

2 жыл бұрын

Same here

There is no better way to flex how much experience you have with a game than slandering literally everything inside and gettiing it all correct like a boss

@calmcommando5444

2 жыл бұрын

Not to be the ackshualle* guy, but he missed all inkbrushes except octo

@poisonedmaple6874

2 жыл бұрын

@@calmcommando5444 he did get the inkbrushes tho

@calmcommando5444

2 жыл бұрын

@@poisonedmaple6874 When. the only brush weapon I saw was octobrush. (not trying to be mean, just asking)

@poisonedmaple6874

2 жыл бұрын

@@calmcommando5444 at 1:20

@calmcommando5444

2 жыл бұрын

@@poisonedmaple6874 ok, thank you. I must've not seen it first time

Bro outdoes himself with the slander and every single one is right 💀

@yol0405

2 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY I RELATE TO EVERY SINGLE ONE SO BAD

@upscale9109

2 жыл бұрын

I totally agree with the areospray and flingza slander despite being the polar opposite

@reinerrosenheim817

2 жыл бұрын

Yea mostly, just that trislosher takes jist as much skill as soda for example... none. idk why slosher mains should be gigachads but go off ig. Also yea the dynamo one hurts, I like to enjoy a dynamo match here and there and the Hitboxes are just weird

@BobBob-qz2dw

2 жыл бұрын

Me as a splatershoot jr main agree but as a fingza roller i dont not agree they either get imiditely get killed of literally camp in the most idotic areas and some how kill you thinking its "pure skill"

@amongyou4919

2 жыл бұрын

Flingza is not relatable 🤨

As an inkbrush main, I can confirm that our only food group is glue.

@grifleep4916

2 жыл бұрын

Wow, that's awesome. (Made me laugh)

@Wadsm

2 жыл бұрын

Why is that so fitting lol

@syrupkat

2 жыл бұрын

the only food groups required to function as octo/inkbrush main

@LuminoX688

Жыл бұрын

@Random Buttons it has

@icyan393

Жыл бұрын

​@Random Buttons inkbrush always has both more and less range than you'd think

"Slosher mains are gigachads" That's called self promotion and is a beautiful one.

@Wadsm

2 жыл бұрын

I slander Tri my most played weapon already so I treted myelf a little bit in the end x)

@LuckyBenjamin_

2 жыл бұрын

@@Wadsm ahhh I hate playing against tri slosher the thing has range damage output and covers a lot of turf

@coltonshortell8075

Жыл бұрын

@@Wadsm You never did spalter scope slander.

To be honest, I’m kinda surprised how little people play Slosher. Even ignoring how they can just decide they will still hit you behind the wall, painting someone’s feet while attacking them puts them at such a huge disadvantage. Also I really like Burst Bomb Launcher and Soda Slosher is one of the very few weapons that has it. I would say Splatoon 1 Bomb Rush was better, but I would rather not give that power to Tri-Slosher

@sloshy2412

2 жыл бұрын

Splat 1 bomblauncher was a lot worse, soda slosher uses burstlauncher for reaching enemies out of its range or comboing but bombrush in splat 1 didnt give you more range so its pretty bad and you would need to have the same sub so it wouldnt really do much if slosher already has burstbomb

@mugilumi

2 жыл бұрын

I play sloshy

@isquack4592

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly for me sloshers are kind of hard to use for some reason and sloshing machines aren’t that hard to use for me

@xraenon1664

2 жыл бұрын

@@isquack4592 yeah, I was primarily a shooter player at first but I transitioned from that to Kensa Machine to Soda Slosher

@giganticmoon

2 жыл бұрын

Ok, I just mained soda and i felt a new power i’ve never felt, being at the top of the food chain.

when splatoon 3 comes out the slander videos will be amazing

@dal1me8unny85

2 жыл бұрын

every gun from splatoon 1 and 2 is going to be glorius with the slander

@breanda

2 жыл бұрын

I’m already laughing at the possibilities for the new s3 specials slander

Let’s not forget about how 99% of Squiffer mains are Octoling Girls with ponytails that watch anime in real life.

@squiffurthewolf6276

2 жыл бұрын

im a male octoling and have never watched anime, i must be the 1%

@NoName-vx4cf

2 жыл бұрын

Are you speaking from experience?

@kingdinamo2076

2 жыл бұрын

@@squiffurthewolf6276 Make that 2%

@4Roman204

2 жыл бұрын

@@kingdinamo2076 With simple calculus, we can assume there are about 100 Squiffer players in the entire world

@OdysseyKinsey

2 жыл бұрын

*Feels* more like 99% of Splatoon players lol. Although there are probably more people who use the normal hairstyle than the ponytail.

Bros made it accurate to the point we can all agree

@14g0t7

2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, I have no skill

@kjsmemes

Жыл бұрын

As a clash main I am kinda insane

as a ballpoint main, it’s definitely one of the coolest and most unique looking weapons. they really popped off with its design

@icemasterpro

2 жыл бұрын

Here's to hoping it gets good kits in 3

@ghoulishtoad

2 жыл бұрын

Its the 2nd best windup type imo i love how it has short and long range

@curtandrewsjr.8163

Жыл бұрын

IT’S A FREAKING PEN

@emadonssongs3442

Жыл бұрын

​@@curtandrewsjr.8163 Your point being...?

@curtandrewsjr.8163

Жыл бұрын

@@emadonssongs3442 Oh no I said that cuz it's an amazing thing, haha Also, dunno if "point" was supposed to be a joke but if so, nice XD

This was accurate af

@iqwastaken

2 жыл бұрын

Oh hello

@iqwastaken

2 жыл бұрын

How are you?

@9uke

2 жыл бұрын

hi nathaniel

@volt42re

2 жыл бұрын

Yoooo he’s here

@robloxenjoyer9711

2 жыл бұрын

hol up, ain't you Nathaniel B ?

This could sound stupid but I love that you put the images of the weapon at one side so I know what weapons are you talking about (My first language is spanish and I had the game in that language and it's kinda different from the English version) thank you so much!

@fernavliz1

2 жыл бұрын

It also helps me because I have the game in spanish too, and I feel it also help a lot of people who plays splatoon in other languages. Details like this are what makes the video be able to be enjoyed by a lot of people, instead of trying to remember which weapon was called by that name in english. So we are 2 now that says thanks to Wasdm for that detail.

@user-zj8fv9os8b

2 жыл бұрын

It really helps me too. I play Japanese version and its pretty hard to understand what is going on without the pictures. thanks for great details!

@yourtrashtalkingbro9118

2 жыл бұрын

It helps me too cause even though I speak English, I don't pay attention to the weapon names lol

@Coastercorner44

2 жыл бұрын

I have the game in German and the images are very helpful 😁 (Btw, I also try to learn Spanish, but im maybe a bit too stupid for this😅)

As a nautilus main who loves dodging shots like I'm in the matrix, you're unfortunately very correct

@astingray1647

2 жыл бұрын

i agree

@trashbag9446

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@ghoulishtoad

2 жыл бұрын

Plus its great charging then swiming then unleashing, cant rlly do that with other wind up types

@StyxMkVI

Жыл бұрын

i just ink and swim

@rockylloty3523

Жыл бұрын

Agree

We paint the whole game and we ENJOY IT, thank you very much.

@woomyboy98

2 жыл бұрын

You'd think in a game all about painting you wouldn't be able to tell what weapon someone uses based on this sentence and yet I can tell you're an aerospray player.

@spider-woah-man

2 жыл бұрын

me being the only person in my team who doesn't go straight at the other team right away but instead painting our entire side of the map

@abyx_spl

2 жыл бұрын

@@spider-woah-man THANK YOU!

@spider-woah-man

Жыл бұрын

@@abyx_spl NP HAHAHA

@siouxcentralplayoffchamps2013

Жыл бұрын

@@spider-woah-man y’all do come in clutch sometimes

0:38 As a Mini Splatling Main I feel the same way. I NEED MORE RUN SPEED UP

@areoblast

2 жыл бұрын

I couldn't Mini Splating anymore without the bubbler. It just did not feel the same and even then the weapon itself just felt different in Splatoon 2. I was sad and had to drop my main.....for DAPPLE DUALIES~ lol

As a Hydra Splatling main, I can say it is neat watching the map from the sidelines.

The sloshing machine one was on point.

As a sploosh player I can confirm, if it isn't directly in front of us it's time to accept our fate.

Squiffer is just, "you didn't need to make It that hard" the weapon

@pikmin369

2 жыл бұрын

What does this mean

@whatotter9094

2 жыл бұрын

@@pikmin369 (as a squiffer player) you very often find us dying 15 times just to get a clip of making a flick while jumping off the map and then activating inkjet

@charoite.

Жыл бұрын

@@whatotter9094 (as a squiffer player) i dont do that, i play frontliner classic lol, im just fast so i dont die

As a Sploosh player, can confirm that I’m a mix of Sploosh and Aerospray slander

This is the most accurate video i have seen in my entire life. As an Octobrush main myself i can completely agree that this is true

@KSCK993

2 жыл бұрын

"Your weapon takes no skill" -Tetras Main (me)

@inazumarai7690

2 жыл бұрын

and we are not ashamed

@hiro24822

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

0:26 I'm an aerospray player, and I can confirm that's true

0:33. Yeah this is pretty true. I just like how Machine doesn’t have any RNG & has good strafing speed compared to Blasters.

@AGuy-vq9qp

Жыл бұрын

You like how machine is the strongest weapon in the meta.

Powerpuff girl music playing on loop while memes of funny post-apocalyptic shooter squid game that only 5 people play in this day and age is surely a mood, is it not?

0:31 as a blaster main, I can confirm that we play sloshing machine when we’re not using blaster. The No shot deviation just feels way to good to use

As a Bloblobber main I must say, your perception of us is quite literal and exquisitely correct🤓!

2:43 As an E-Liter main, it's surprising how accurate this is....Armor is annoying, armor is pain.

As a jet squelcher main, this easily became my favorite weapon in the game. With its range and damage, this weapon is op.

@nutelasaur9453

2 жыл бұрын

i tend to only play turf, but vanilla jet and e-liter are my mains. recently hit a million points on jet, got a million on e-liter last year or so. missiles are so fun 🤪🤪

As a tetra dualies main I can say that was both accurate and a personal attack

As an aerospray main this was 100% accurate lmao. I only try splatting enemy players if they’re near me or if I spot them and they’re right where I’m trying to go.

As an aerospray, this is true lmao. I avoid combat and usually bring our team to victory with my painting every square inch.

As a Splat Dualies main I can promise I learned my disappearing and reappearing act from my parents 😎

@KSCK993

2 жыл бұрын

As a Tetra Dualies Main "Maybe we aren't so different"

As an aerospray main, i don't only paint the entire match i also spam specials

0:35 As a Splattershot Pro main (Kensa), I can confirm this is true

All these slander videos are so entertaining and get me so hyped for splatoon 3. Thank you Wadsm

As someone who uses the Aerospray VERY often, I can confirm that’s what we do. We very occasionally throw a bomb or use our specials but (I use the Silver one) the Special covers no vertical distance so I die when I use it.

as a sploosh main, I can confirm that anything more than a meter away is entirely unattainable and should be left alone

As a tetra dualies player I can confirm that we are in deep need of quick respawn gear

2:01 this also applies to the E-Liter. As a former E-Liter Main myself

1:39 As a heavy splatling main, I can say that this is way too accurate.

As someone who tried to get good with the Charger and uses the Splattershot Pro as his main weapon, I definitely fit that profile. But hey, point sensor and ink storm make for a very reliable push weapon.

As an E-Liter main, nothing makes me grip my joy-cons harder than when I'm about to get this gnarly snipe only for the enemy to get ink armor at the moment I release ZR.

Squeezer is untrue. We actually mash with our toes so we can still aim with motion

@grifleep4916

2 жыл бұрын

Good to know

With the dynamo roller, you either cause no damage, 1 damage, or a good kill combo.

@yuriodavai2288

Жыл бұрын

🥲

As a dualies main, I'm surprised by how unslandered I feel. Rip Tetra mains though

1:54 as someone who's just gotten the 1 mil badge with glooga I feel exactly like this😂

As a dualie squelchers main rolling after rolling twice it feels as if everyone knows and aim at you

as a Flingza Roller main, i can confirm we don't do anything but run around like headless chickens for most of the match

As a dapple dualies main, I can agree that 0:44 is completely correct

As an Aerospray/Splat roller main i can confirm one of those is entirely true. I have killed quite effectively with the earospray in the past... but yes, I paint ground all match. Its great for taking ground fast. I use the bronze one for Booyah Bomb, and do pretty well on splat zones.

@abyx_spl

2 жыл бұрын

HELLO THERE, FELLOW AEROSPRAY PG ENJOYER!

@TheFuriousNightFury

2 жыл бұрын

@@abyx_spl Let us Booyah Bomb the entire map together my brother

@abyx_spl

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheFuriousNightFury Lord Nogami has also blessed us with the holiest sub weapon... the BURST BOMB!!! Let us reel havoc across all of Inkopolis and the Splatlands!

@TheFuriousNightFury

2 жыл бұрын

@@abyx_spl I have killed so, so many peoplr with burst bombs. hilarious every time

As a Splatershoot Jr. main, it's great work. I love the splat bomb and ink armor, the essence of fun and creating terror :D

*I'm a brush main or more specifically a Octobrush main. And I can say that I do get a lot of splats when i play Ranked usually.*

While it's true that the Octobrush doesn't require game skill, it requires mastery of Psychological Warfare, as taught by Sun Tzu.

I can't believe someone finally did it!! I've been waiting for a Brella slander for ages

As an Aerospray main it's partly true, I only habe to charge up my special once. Then I'm more deadly then most of my team and usually end up top of the leader board. It could be because I have the one perk that allows you to not leave a trail when you move fast

As a hydra main, I can confirm it's great to watch everything happen while absolutely destroying the other team from a distance

As a tri-slosher main, I can confirm that this weapon indeed require skill (it does not)

As a squiffer main I feel appreciated

as a squiffer main, i am disappointed in our roast. maybe like "squiffer mains getting outranged by every charger in the game" and a crying gif

As someone who is picking up the explosher u love it when people hide behind cover only to get 90'd

1:15 I’m honoured

As a gootuber and nautilus main, squiffer slander is painfully reminding me of ranked mode

@pikmin369

2 жыл бұрын

Squiffer is based 🤕🤕🤕

@DeceptiveEgg

2 жыл бұрын

@@pikmin369 squiffer is terrifying

@pikmin369

2 жыл бұрын

@@DeceptiveEgg I like it though... I'm not very good so the squiffer is the perfect sniper for someone me! Charges pretty quick and does a good amount of damage with a little MPU...It doesn't have a great range but that's just the trade off! I don't think it's that unbalanced so why is it terrifying? (I'm saying this but I haven't played the game in months because I can't find the motivation to. I've lost all my skillz since I haven't played in long...😿😿😿🤕🤕🤕)

@pikmin369

2 жыл бұрын

@@DeceptiveEgg sorry for ranting!

@DeceptiveEgg

2 жыл бұрын

@@pikmin369 I say it's terrifying because of how good of a charger it is and how good people play with it. Considering the only charger I use can be known as a worser version of a squiffer it's harder to play against one

Splat Dualies one is very accurate. No one reacts when I dash behind them.

As a Blobblober main we find that as insultingly accurate and we are rapidly approaching your location.

As somebody whose secondary main is Aerospray, I confirm that we like doing nothing but painting all game, even when the entire team is out and the other team is clearly winning, instead of taking them out I paint the turf

@xqzyu

Жыл бұрын

true, just relaxing to some good old ocd tendencies, it's nice

As a Tetra Main whos come back from the grave id like to say that by dying we... uhm... bait the enemy into what looks like man advantage fights so that our actual slayers can ambush the enemy and give us man advantage just in time for our 3 and a half pures of QR to activate... and we also...erm... annoy other "Slayers" by being mosquitoes who never die except for when we do in which case we use the power of splatoon 1 QR... yeah we do alot! *And by do I mean die*

PFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHA dude machine seriously does play like a blaster in a lot of ways I've thought about this xD

As a splash-o-matic main myself, I perfectly agree about enjoying perfect RNG if I can hit my shots

as a Hydra mian, the Hydra one was scarily accurate

@giovanniparedes4275

2 жыл бұрын

Swear you mfs just be spectating

I will never forget the Dual Squelcher🔥

0:06 somehow, has never happened to me what i do hate are jet squelchers bc you are outranged but undercover, bamboo and explosher is true

As a sploosh o matic part time main I indeed say that we somehow get the entire team down if we are not touched, but if we are touched we die in an instnt

As an octobrush main, yeah, pretty spot on lol. All I really have to do is be aggressive and worry about anyone behind me but... yeah. Fun to play and hunt peeps though.

My two mains are the Undercover Brella and the N' zap 85, and sometimes the Octobrush and Sploosh O Matic, I can see that most of these things are true, but the real weakness of the Under Brella is Splatlings, Dualies, Blasters, Sloshers, and Bubblers. N' zaps are perfect for juking your enemies, and they also do a lot of damage because of their rapid fire. Octobrushes are perfect for sneak attacks or ambushes, because you catch the enemy off guard, and it has incredible speed for attacking. The Sploosh O' Matic is perfect usually against melee players and ranked battles, mostly splat zones. I hope this info helped. Thank you for making this video as this is all true.

As a dynamo main I hate those hits that deal no damage

As a Splattershot user, yeah he got the slander down to the bone.

well done most of these are spot on

Yeah as a vanilla glooga main, I can totally feel it 😂

as an n-zap main i can agree that sitting in bed with snacks is a very hard job.

I was just watching this for fun, and holy shit did the nostalgia kick in when Courtney Gears started playing. Didn't expect it, but I'm glad it happened.

0:25 I’ll have you know that I managed to splat an entire team, even though I don’t main flingzas or rollers.

I've never heard anyone call octobrushes an unskilled weapon. Noeavu with sub power up can be played well

@Saltience

2 жыл бұрын

People will call it unskilled because it *looks* like its just asdfghadsb when its attacking because of the animation

@KSCK993

2 жыл бұрын

Octobrush hitbox makes ppl mad. I also dislike the hitbox even though I literally play Dualies... the class that fucks up Melees the hardest (I think).

@GoroAkechi_Real

2 жыл бұрын

I think it’s just because they’re so easy to confound foes with and people like to overestimate the range (both the wielder and target). When an ok range wall of ink is up in your face, it can take you slightly aback. Most octobrush mains (including me when i played it lmao) suck at spacing and will try and attack people way too far away.

@kiran0019

2 жыл бұрын

@@GoroAkechi_Real I end up getting too close when I use the Octobrush😅

As a flingza/Splash main, i hereby agree that this is indeed slander

Slander every last one of them! I was gonna say the hydra one seemed pretty relatable when playing the squelcher but yeah the squelcher one was pretty accurate too Also yes as a dapple main I can confirm

Actually it’s kinda true. Trying bloblobber regularly, you do kinda have to plan where to throw your bubbles. Otherwise you might either not ink well enough, or you’d just never splat anyone.

@laetitiagerard3247

2 жыл бұрын

I always kind of calculate the angle for my bubbles to touch enemies behind walls or corners lmao

@Thewaterspirit57

Жыл бұрын

@@laetitiagerard3247 Yeah same. So I ink more effectively, or Kill more effectively! :D

As a dualies main, it is very accurate that you put in that dualies teleport behind you. Thank you for not spreading false info.

as a jet squelcher main we pride ourselves with our low death count of 0. We refuse to be splatted and if ever the case looks like we'd be splatted we will return to spawn and wait for the danger to disappear

As dynamo player when a clear hit doesn't kill someone I start violently crying because of how nerfed my weapon was from 1 to 2 (justifiably of course, but like c'mon you didn't have to the weapon that dirty).

@yuriodavai2288

Жыл бұрын

And then I get splatted because I’m caught in enemy ink

@yoshyosh5429

Жыл бұрын

All the heavies got annihilated in 2

@yuriodavai2288

Жыл бұрын

@@yoshyosh5429 🥲

As a Squelchers main i can confirm the accuracy of this video

"Sooo... How did you get spotted as a nerd?" Me: "... I said I was a Bloblobber main"

Aerospray user here, it's so damn true. I'm almost always having to stand back and ink the base because people can't ink the base properly.

Being an E-liter scope main I completely agree

As a Bloplopper main I can confirm that is completely accurate.

Of all things I wasn't expecting the outro music to be from ratchet and clank up your arsenal, but in a way it seems fitting

This actually motivated me to try new weapons lol

The aerospray one is peak. Those two guys will leave with 1000p+ regardless of who wins

Most of the time I play with headphones not to hear sound queues better but for that sweet sweet ballpoint asmr, blessed weapon fr 🙏

I haven't played Splatoon 2 in over a year so this video was nostalgic as f. I remember enjoying a lot of these weapons... Man Splatoon 3 is going to be a treat.

Hero shot replica mains explaining how their gun is not a reskin but the best gun in the game:

Bro got every one of them right aswell 💀 You way outdid yourself and I love it