The conference call ended me

@fds7476

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, are you from Soviet Russia?

@fds7476

4 жыл бұрын

@Im not racist I swear That's a shame.

@chameeleon14

4 жыл бұрын

Looks like an unintended double entendre. In Soviet Russia,...

@zamirprod.9033

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@NeLeeSawn

4 жыл бұрын

Me too!!!

What a missed opportunity. At the end, they could've switched the first anchorman with an Indian guy just for the joke.

@mrkoala5127

5 жыл бұрын

Zain Chupacabra hello this is the Onion. Congratulations on your new job. You will be starting tomorrow.

@minivanmilf4058

5 жыл бұрын

Ya but he’s just talking through one of the speaker phones

@FirstUsername

5 жыл бұрын

@@mrkoala5127 I'm sure he'll be outsourcing his newfound job by Tuesday.

@mrkoala5127

5 жыл бұрын

J 😂

@ankitmahajan4036

5 жыл бұрын

I am from India and the incomes shown are still much higher than what the companies pay here.

This has actually happened with a programmer making 250k a year giving his work to some Chinese guy for 50k a year

@ritwikreddy5670

4 жыл бұрын

This happens much more than that comes out. I know some people who live on such work

@frtard

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure whether to laugh, hate myself for not thinking of this earlier or start researching Indian job sites.

@yagomizuma2275

4 жыл бұрын

all jokes age bad or becomes true

@ankitmahajan4036

4 жыл бұрын

@@frtard in all seriousness, i am currently looking for a job. So if you have something that i can work on, do let me know and will give you my email.

@pupstermobster8567

4 жыл бұрын

50k is good even in America.

Non-fake thing is, at 68 cents an hour and a 9 hour-a-day work, you earn about 300 indian rupees -- the actual median working wage even in 2018.

@Seth9809

5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit.

@kurousagi8155

5 жыл бұрын

It’s actually about 74 cents per hour assuming 9 hour work days and a 300 day year. Median Indian Income is about $1,977.29 as of March, 2018. In terms of Indian Rupees, that’s 69.33 Rupees per dollar, so that would be 137,085.52 Rupees a year. Edit: an Indian would need to work 323.09 days a year on 68 cents an hour, 9 hours a day to get that money.

@sethrich5998

5 жыл бұрын

This isn’t even a joke. I worked at a small company as an engineer and the CEO was a patent attorney. We had all the skill sets to write our own patents. We still sent our patent application writing to India and just reviewed it because it was more cost effective. You could have an entire team working on it for a month for same cost as one day of work here.

@gamepocalypsegaming278

5 жыл бұрын

Oh my god. That’s terrible.

@interestingvideos6978

4 жыл бұрын

Antenna2heaven its 1.3 billion people here, need this good economy to continue for 30,40 years for poverty to eradicate itself. We are still better off from when we had no privatization at all we had 80% poverty rate that time now it is around less than 20%.

How is business going for Named Khalili nowadays? He must be getting close to establishing a monopoly on outsourced work. Lucky him

@nonrumor

3 жыл бұрын

He's making an astonishing 50 cents a day

@Dogpool

3 жыл бұрын

He changed his strategy to giving away work. He gets 0 money, but makes up for it in volume.

@bhvillaman4401

3 жыл бұрын

He's now on 2 handfuls of rice a day

@kirbyj5704

3 жыл бұрын

He could outsource to me

@mYnAME-ww9iv

2 жыл бұрын

Not too bad actually! He is growing poppies for the Talibs now, he even got to keep 60% of his sales!

I'm paying a nickel a day to a starving Chinese man to write my you tube comments for me.

@shawnfox1100

10 жыл бұрын

我喜欢为你工作！

@Jefff72

5 жыл бұрын

我付你6美分

@EmpireTVDragon

5 жыл бұрын

@Tazmore besides, KZread is banned in China

@josephstalin6549

5 жыл бұрын

It’s actually 50 cents

@rhysstanley7387

5 жыл бұрын

@Tazmore yeh man its nt that funny.

The poorest man will be doing 83% of the world's work lmfaoo

@goyonman9655

4 жыл бұрын

killed me

@aymanelkadouri8235

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah

@phaggott

4 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@andreasgrimsland4519

4 жыл бұрын

This predicted my future

@OrionTails

3 жыл бұрын

It's 2020, let's wait for that to happen.

As a Filipino, Im proud of my fellow countrymen doing the work for the Dept. of Labor. Soon we'll be outsourcing our jobs to places such as Micronesia

@ranjanbiswas3233

Жыл бұрын

What? Not being the middle or high school teachers in American schools?

@gayjoebiden

Жыл бұрын

why would they use inferior fillpinos when they can get indians and chinese?

@swipergangjohnwicks

Жыл бұрын

Or the nurses in American hospitals???

@ThisHandleWasTheOnly1Available

Жыл бұрын

Micronesia 😂😂😂 Good one, sir! Even sounds like a real country run by Bill Gates

@8ahau279

11 ай бұрын

​@@ThisHandleWasTheOnly1AvailableIt is a real country

It’s sad that the onion can no longer be successful due to current news already being a joke

@simeonb3726

4 жыл бұрын

I heard all the workers at the Onion were outsourced to CNN, MSNBC, Fox and other MSM companies. It doesn't look like they changed their job descriptions either...

@Camcolito

4 жыл бұрын

@@simeonb3726 They were both funnier and more accurate at the Onion.

@noahreese9469

4 жыл бұрын

Simeon B interesting concept...

@christianmoore7109

4 жыл бұрын

Noah Reese yeah a Verizon executive actually did this a while back and outsourced their own job.

@mista_fur3346

4 жыл бұрын

Checkmate huh?

I mean, it's basically how the whole IT Services industry functions. The offshore team makes peanuts while the PowerPoint savvy CEO pockets the dollars.

@cs-mi8ur

4 жыл бұрын

IT services work is like being a technical Clark,one guy in team with good knowledge while some others having avg tech skills working with help from him.

@imt3206

3 жыл бұрын

Fortunately it is so!

@hoagielamp6543

3 жыл бұрын

@@imt3206 Why? I'd much rather the capital goes to those who create it rather than the dickhead that dresses it up.

@imt3206

3 жыл бұрын

@@hoagielamp6543 Because it is so, I mean, it doesn't get any simpler.

@gailschnitzer5089

2 жыл бұрын

the PowerPoint savvy CEO should also be outsourced as well!

I used to solve homework & assignments of Students in USA for $1 to $2. On a good day I would make easy $15 to $20 and that was more than what my father would make everyday.

@nicoles_handle

3 жыл бұрын

damn sign me up

@pointlesslylukesplainingpo1200

3 жыл бұрын

How tf do u do 20 assignments in 1 day

@EojinsReviews

3 жыл бұрын

@@pointlesslylukesplainingpo1200 Different age levels + solver being knowlegable in math = more than enough skill to do 20 assignments per day. And they said "on a good day".

@HokageG

3 жыл бұрын

@@pointlesslylukesplainingpo1200 because he's a cheat accepting money to help other people commit fraud. who cares about ethics?

@olly_1558

3 жыл бұрын

Nice grind kid

"meth epidemic is hitting worthless American hardest" 😂😂😂

@acepilotson3331

4 жыл бұрын

The best line in the whole thing.

@canadude2010

4 жыл бұрын

@@acepilotson3331 this was the saddest and harshest line of all...

@acepilotson3331

4 жыл бұрын

cana dude hilarious and clever as a satirical news story. Sad reality. True in either respect.

@5gonza541

4 жыл бұрын

cana dude A REEEAAALY heavy blow

@SovietRussia777

4 жыл бұрын

poor iowa

1,380 dollars is about 80,000 rupees that is actually more than what my father makes monthly.

@onlylonly888

2 жыл бұрын

It's actually yearly salary

@jarjarklinks

2 жыл бұрын

@@onlylonly888 It's still more than what a fresher would earn.

I have outsourced my life. I no longer have to live in this cruel and hopeless world because my outsourcee now lives it for me. Lifetime upfront payment was sure worth it!

@bonson9156

5 жыл бұрын

your husband?

@alphasierra.

3 жыл бұрын

How and how much? Asking for a friend, of course

@legendgames128

8 ай бұрын

How is that new soul in your old body doing?

I believe the onion has stoped doing this kind of satire because they have predicted everything that is happening and it would be imposible to top the absurdity of the present events, the real news have become the onion, if the onion decided to make parodies of the news again it would be like making parodies of themselves. The snake has bitten her tail

@-jore7581

4 жыл бұрын

@Lord Admiral Spire nobody has ever wanted that

@richardordonez8331

4 жыл бұрын

Google executive is Indian.is he outsourced? 😆

@kakakkkakakk6245

4 жыл бұрын

I wish they'd still do these kind of videos. They're just too good.🙄

@yeet9csgo798

4 жыл бұрын

@@-jore7581 It's based off reality though - A feminist created a chair designed to force men's legs closed lmao

@-jore7581

4 жыл бұрын

@@yeet9csgo798 yeah one person do you honestly think that's realistic? Your average feminist just wants equality and less rape, which we are pretty close to having

Funny thing is this actually happened, one guy got caught after company found suspicious activity on their VPN, and found that work was being uploaded from China!!

@ritwikreddy5670

4 жыл бұрын

This happens a lot. I know some people who do such works. There are even companies dedicated to do outsourced work of American employees.

@khalilmohammadmirza4070

3 жыл бұрын

This happens a lot, I happen to create a company around it.

@georgecabrera9039

3 жыл бұрын

@@khalilmohammadmirza4070 I don't know why you would be proud of stealing Americans jobs, these aren't back breaking jobs no one wants, but jobs that would sustain a family and now corporations pay peanuts for the same work.

@khalilmohammadmirza4070

3 жыл бұрын

@@georgecabrera9039 All my outsourced jobs have an hourly rate of 50$ per hour at least. These jobs cost a lot more to do in America but outside America you only need to provide a good hourly rate if you want good talents. That's what I provide.

@khalilmohammadmirza4070

3 жыл бұрын

@@georgecabrera9039 Also, I did not steal any jobs. Americans are willingly offering these jobs, mainly because it's a lot cheaper to do it outside America. I did not get these jobs on gun point or anything.

"I'm just trying to get to a point, where I can lay in one place and not have to do anything ever." Aren't we all bro, aren't we all.

@ryannarby4519

Жыл бұрын

So many people may as well be living out this goal.

@Cernunnnos

Жыл бұрын

@@ryannarby4519 jesus christ you pulled this one up from the depths.

@ryannarby4519

Жыл бұрын

@@Cernunnnos This was the best show ever. I'll be watching these 2-minute videos on a repeating cycle until I'm dead.

@ryannarby4519

Жыл бұрын

And I’m back again. Jfc

@PM_ME_MESSIAEN_PICS

11 ай бұрын

What a fucking mood

this was played at the end of my lecture on outsourcing lol good vid holds up well

@AndrewGunner

4 жыл бұрын

nice

"Lightning storm kills one, reanimates 2"

@RazorM97

4 жыл бұрын

philosophical joke

@gewuerzwanze5627

4 жыл бұрын

the lord taketh and he giveth away

@hazukichanx408

3 жыл бұрын

Sadly, one of those reanimated was, once again, Jason Voorhees.

I get that the wages they mention are supposed to sound low but I'm a college student from the Philippines and that still sounds like a lot of money for me

@Seth9809

5 жыл бұрын

67 cents sounds like a lot to you?

@gladehartdreamer5620

5 жыл бұрын

thats exactly why this stuff happens in the first place

@walesdoesntsuck6635

5 жыл бұрын

@@Seth9809 No, a handful of rice

@Balsiefen

5 жыл бұрын

Superb. Unrelatedly, I might have an interesting business opportunity for you...

@ankitmahajan4036

5 жыл бұрын

Bro i am India and i can tell you, the wages here are even lower today!

Ok Jamie Oliver From Texas assigned me to respond this video. He says Quote" hahah thats funny shit! "unquote.

@ZhangtheGreat

10 жыл бұрын

Troll Johnson has outsourced me to reply to Mr. Oliver: "No shit Sherlock."

@alexthebudgie9071

5 жыл бұрын

‘Jamie Oliver is a famous chef in England. Was it that Jamie? ‘-stevie Larkin’s asked me to say this. I, being paid 1 kit kat for this comment.

@Ometecuhtli

3 жыл бұрын

Linus Torvalds told me to, you know what, I quit, in fact "Come get me you nitwits, I'm Linus and.,ghey get awayfrom kme.cxz

Being software engineer in india I can confirm this is what's really happening. Onion was way ahead.

@1marcelfilms

19 күн бұрын

sir

That video he is watching at 0:40 is still on KZread. He has it at 5 views, it now has 1,838 views.

I am america home country worker man, Me speak america and did not having outsource this comment. -USA boy

@camper1749

5 жыл бұрын

Are you John Michael Smith?

@nekko4565

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo so funny 😂

@hazukichanx408

3 жыл бұрын

The very relatable feels, my homie. Much being in the a mood.

This is actually happening in the company i work in, apparently we are an accounting firm and pretty much most of our clients are oversees since they pay a lot more than the actual locals. They pretty much give us ludicrous amount of accounting work that would take hours and sometimes even nightshifts to process but thankfully we managed to automate the whole thing reducing the workload in less than half an hour while still being paid a few months worth of salary, based on my country's standard, per clients.

@jaycol21

Жыл бұрын

I remember automating my own job years ago and getting fired for it. I’d actually taken on way work than they’d originally hired me for. But, it didn’t “look” like I was working. They ended up hiring 3 people to do my job and one of them quit in like 2 months because his portion of my job was “too much work”.

@cameronschyuder9034

Жыл бұрын

@@jaycol21 that's such a stupid reason to fire you for. why should a company care about image if they still have the same if not greater output? smh

I work as a massage therapist and I just let the homeless guy from outside take over once the client is face down.

@scottmatheson3346

8 ай бұрын

but what about when it's time for the happy ending?

@user-aeb87825

6 ай бұрын

​@@scottmatheson3346blindfold

I outsourced my University classes to India and the guy did very well on all assignments I graduated with 3.85 He is now send out resumes in my name. Soon I will have my first paycheck and ofcourse I won’t forget to pay him a handsome $12.5 per week

Now in 2020 we can confirm that Ahmed Khalili is already doing 64% off the globes work... the trend is still going

I outsourced writing this youtube comment.

@cherylwittmann1160

7 жыл бұрын

I outsourced replying to your youtube comment

@user-ee5he9oz3k

6 жыл бұрын

I was the one who wrote his comment.

@grantrichardet6250

6 жыл бұрын

okrajoe I outsourced parenting my kids

@commodoresixfour7478

5 жыл бұрын

Hi AHMED KHALILI!

@NESherv

5 жыл бұрын

Your comment may have been satire, buy you can actually do this now. Pay someone in India $5 on Fiverr and they'll manage a KZread account for you.

This is actually a pretty succinct way to explain the inequity between the class of ppl earning money for doing nothing, and the ppl they pay to do all the real work

It's supposed to be a joke, but things like these actually happen.

@cattysplat

4 жыл бұрын

Welcome to globalisation.

@TommyAngelo1337

4 жыл бұрын

That's how satire works.

@justinnamuco9096

4 жыл бұрын

It boosts both economies, though unequally.

@mehboobkm2018

3 жыл бұрын

Just the very thing happening in my firm now which handles outsourced jobs from US.

This is not satire, this is reality! As a Filipino this is very accurate, also that Avaya and Cisco teleconference meeting is funny AF. 🤣

@bentpen2805

11 ай бұрын

It’s also just fundamental to capitalism-whether you outsource to another country or your own

@Greyalien587

7 ай бұрын

Damn don’t hit me with the avaya and Cisco!!

Thank you for this excellent two-minute summary of "The 4-Hour Work Week."

I'm not going to lie, when he concluded that the world's poorest man, Ahmed Khalili of Afghanistan, would be doing 80% of the world's work, I laughed like crazy

@HWDragonborn

7 ай бұрын

Now that Taliban has taken over the country, I wonder if he was able to properly do my work and finish it on time.

Watching pet videos whilst talking about unleashing full potential is just perfect. Every single moment of these news is piece of art.

The old guy building model airplanes at his desk is so wholesome.

I come from the future You news station "The Onion" greatly helps us understand our history Best regards; Man from the future

@supernayandragon2496

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Dorn this must be weird for all the people reading this comment when the video first came out!

People actually do this! I used to read the blog of this computer programmer. He got 2 full time jobs and convinced both of his bosses to let him work from home. He outsourced all his work from Indiana, and just checked it over before turning it in. It's a little more expensive than they make it seem in the video, but still well worth it.

It's the arguing over conference calls that gets me every time 😂

I laughed so hard at this

@whocares397

5 жыл бұрын

not sure if i want to laugh or cry about my country being so dam lazy

@galaxy9radio664

4 жыл бұрын

Did you outsource the laughter

@Merlin_YouTube

4 жыл бұрын

I paid someone a handful of rice to laugh at this for me

@loneranger7271

3 жыл бұрын

@@whocares397 they worked hard before to not do now

This is a joke, but actually possible, and some people do actually do it. haha

@GrammeStudio

5 жыл бұрын

of all the onion-y sketches, this one is probably the most realistic

@0Clewi0

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but wouldn't the US be in a better shape if the workers mostly outsourced their jobs instead of the corporation?

@starrodkirby

5 жыл бұрын

@@0Clewi0 the companies would rather lay off the middleman

@dr.lyleevans6915

4 жыл бұрын

0Clewi0 yep, the economy would remain mostly intact

@BayStatePrepper

4 жыл бұрын

This video proves a lot of workers read Tim Ferriss' 4Hour Work_Week

My first thought was that this is actually a clever idea that might actually work for some jobs. The next thought is that this is actually a pretty good description of the problem with globalization, IE the ability to import "virtual" slaves while remaining in a "free" country with "ethics".

@owski9

2 ай бұрын

Dang 14 years

"(my time)" -So underrated, he doesn't even bother to figure out his own time zone

The scary thing is that some of these "satire" videos are actually coming true.

@theyoshi202

4 жыл бұрын

@Paul r Why is it illegal?

@TommyAngelo1337

4 жыл бұрын

That's how satire works. It's not satire if you just make shit up.

@blemmyes

4 жыл бұрын

It's already been true for thousands of years, ever since someone had the brilliant idea of making others do their work for them and keeping the profits.

@yagomizuma2275

4 жыл бұрын

@KeanuBodypillo g also, what i9s the point in hiring the middle man

@Chironex_Fleckeri

3 жыл бұрын

@@theyoshi202 While it may not be criminal in most cases, when you work at most jobs you have what's called "at-will employment". It means that you and the company entered a contract that the company can terminate at any point for any (legal) reason. When you buy something at a store, that is a form of contract. The Facebook TOS reads like a contract as well. A contract includes: an offer, consideration, and acceptance. Consideration is the tricky one. It is something of value that each side expects to give up as their end of the contract. So, a company that hires you can reasonably expect that you will not share proprietary information, such as trade secrets, interal processes, and internal financial information. When you subcontract your own job, you are breaching this part of the contract. Not only can you be fired, it may bring litigation on your ass- especially if your work involves handling a client's sensitive information. Secretly subcontracting your own duties can also be fraudulent (criminal) for a number of reasons, especially the tax implications (including for your personal taxes, the organizations FICA tax liability, Obamacare, etc.) It's obviously a bad idea, but it can be reeeeally bad. Basically, you can be fired on the spot, potentially sued, and possibly even be prosecuted for fraud depending on what you did. There is civil law and criminal law. Breach of contract is civil. Fraud is criminal.

"The meth epidemic is hitting worthless Americans the hardest" I'm dying 😂🤣

@goyonman9655

4 жыл бұрын

boi

So a company in the US has outsourced their jobs to us in Jamaica paying us under 3 usd an hour. I have outsourced all my work to Pradeep in India and I pay him 1 cent per day. I know I am paying too much, but he deserves it, he works really well.

one of the best videos on youtube. period.

It's scary how incredibly accurate this is. Accounting is facing serious crisis with outsourcing work to India

My professor played this video during a lecture about offshoring. Awesome.

Years ago I laughed this off as a joke, but it wasn't until I became an operations manager that I realized it's not that unrealistic. I found a firm in India that was willing to do my systems maintenance and accounting work because the average income for their division is a fraction of my team's salary. To ensure the work is not just half-assed junk, I found an actuarial and auditing firm in China that would double-check their processes and numbers and reformat it for marketing, again because they were getting paid a fraction of what my team makes. I ended up doing about 3-4 hours of work every week to triple check their final submission and integrate it into my systems and was paid (and raised) at a normal growth rate. I have since started my own company that basically partners with overseas businesses looking for work at higher pay and market them to clients in this country looking to outsource. The system does the work for me once the algorithm and backup liaisons match companies together. I essentially make 6-7 figures (depending on total partnerships and clients) doing practically nothing. Strayed a bit from the concept of this video but still lol

"according to the filipino team that completed the Department of Labor's report"

Fun fact - You can outsource somebody to do all your undergraduate, masters and even PhD studies. You can hire actual PhD holders in Kenya and some other countries. (Fluent English speakers) They will do everything including research papers and very customized assignments. They do all your studies. You have fun and do your job. You graduate with a reasonable grade (dont be greedy) It will cost you a few thousand USD a year. Quite cheap. Their services are very popular in UK, US and AUS clients range from lazy or busy locals to foreign students who struggle with some programs or with time.

@JosifovGjorgi

3 ай бұрын

You are right, however AI took over their jobs kzread.info/dash/bejne/lYKdqJmrY6_Ylco.html

that teleconference made me laugh so damn hard XD it sounded like my standard work teleconference

"OKAY OKAY, WE ARE ALL ON THE SAME TEAM HERE” is hilarious

How are you guys so insanely hillarious and how tf did i just learn of you this christmas. This is literally comedy gold LMAO.

They predicted the Gig economy quite well :D

I saw that joke coming about the multioutsourced jobs....but it still got me lol

This really happened. One programmer was paying 20% of his wages to someone in India or China to do his work.

I wonder how my local NY cashiers are doing...

I just got done hitting up Ahmed Khalili to finish up my Essay for math, If he fuck around I'm going have to cut his holiday bonus.

1:57 totally me

“Am I a joke to you” -Fiverr

Hoooly quacamole!!!! this is so A! Aged well!

@godssoldiers1111

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao

How i missed this video for 10 years. this channel is epic

I'm dead serious. I've been doing this for 2 years. My office doesn't know, and I essentially give about a quarter of my tasks to a girl in Kazakhstan.

@addchannelname2052

Жыл бұрын

What is her name?

I actually do this in my day-to-day job lol a lot of the tasks that I do at the lower level are encouraged to be deligated/outsourced to our "offshore" team, who often does a better job than I ever could

I'm CFO in a mid-sized company and I've never had an accounting class and I can barely do math. But I know how to email and text so outsourcing is easy for me. Also, I won't hire employees who are not willing to outsource. American kids are too temperamental and entitled. You can't rely on them so when they quit and you have to replace them, just make sure the new hire outsources to the same person and wa-la, you have continuity.

@williammielenz3752

4 жыл бұрын

Your next. I'm a stock holder.

@RealTkco

Жыл бұрын

@@williammielenz3752 lol

A fantastic initiative, without a doubt. This exchange program has worked out to be so successful for a number of decades in relation to both American presidents and vice-presidents as well.

This actually happened in Germany, no joke.

@vio1583

3 жыл бұрын

wo?

@Scipionyxsam

3 жыл бұрын

@@vio1583 Forgot. It was in the news about 10 years ago. Some guy paid people in a 2nd world country quite a while to do his menial office work until he finally got caught.

The conference call was killer. This story is great, because it makes too much sense.

“Lighting storm kills one, reanimates two” Should we hate it or thank it?

Ahmed Khalili! My hero! I was in stitches after that.

No Joke, this is whats happening right now in lot of WFH jobs, especially in software, people are doing multiple wfh jobs and outsourcing all except the one they do.

As a Filipino who makes $250 a month, that last jab was painfully on point.

This is basically Tim Ferris's 'The 4-Hour Work Week'.

Thanks to the Onion for giving me this idea, I can watch this at work. Thanks Reyansh. Oh I need that TPS report by 3 today and don't forget to put a cover letter on it!

I once watched a video of this American working in an office, he was secretly out sourcing his tasks to a guy in China. He would pay the Chinese guy with his only money. He was eventually caught and fired but he got paid for years doing this. I wish I could find the article.

1:57 _"I'm trying to get to a point where I can just lay in one place and not have to do anything ever"_ *so he basically wants to die?*

@breakingbacon658

4 жыл бұрын

I mean... if you can still watch sports

@frtard

4 жыл бұрын

Eh, dying is too much work

Thank you so much for this. I have been able to hire huge teams of people that will push these videos to me and make silly comments about them. I am still looking for a few good workers that will laugh at these for me. Keep up the good job!😜😜

The only news outlet whose stories are never dated!

At this point Ahmed will lead the world as every president, PM and dictator also outsourced their responsibility

I know it's satire but when I was doing my masters degree in the 🇺🇸 States, I actually did outsource some of my research work to some girl in 🇰🇭 Cambodia for a price of $3.50 per page. It actually helped pay for her own studies as she had other clients from the 🇺🇸 U.S, 🇦🇺 Australia and 🇨🇳 China, and was in university herself.

@sanserof7

2 жыл бұрын

So you couldn't pay her a little more than 3.50 a page? Thats just unethical, you could have easily given more.

@emeraldfinder5

Жыл бұрын

@@sanserof7how much spare money do you think a university student has?

2:00 lol! Such an underrated caption

These videos never get old 😭😭

OMG this is sooo smart! :D

@GrammeStudio

5 жыл бұрын

would've been smarter and funnier if it was outsourcees reporting this

0:34 I miss old KZread...

The call reminds me of our online classes.

That conference call LOL! I'm dead.

As a professional dog Walker I outsource all of my work too, I just attach the leads to a drone and my intern in China fills in the rest for me

“It has allowed me to unleash my full potential” watching KZread video

It’s 2024, and Khalil is now an oligarch in Afghanistan

Love this. PLZ DO More

Be so good if this episode had outsourced speakers as well

a few years ago i read that a guy actually outsourced his own job to two guys in india and was fired when he was find out by his boss and like 2 years ago i read about a chinese hitman who outsourced a job to a guy who outsourced the job to a guy who outsourced the job to a guy who outsourced the job to a guy who outsourced the job to a guy who just asked the target victim to fake his death but the target instead called the police and the client the hitman and all the outsourced guys ended up in prison

best summary of Capital Vol. I

This is literally a real thing now. I know several high-paid finance employees who outsource large portions of their quantitative work.

I mean.... this is real news

Haha what the heck! This is reality now, some guy mentioned how he outsources all his work on fiverr and keeps getting raises from his job.

This is insanely exactly what is happening today and I was stunned to see this is 13 years old at the time of my writing this

Another term for this is "middle management."