This was the peak of The Onion's funding and it shows.

@WeeWeeJumbo

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly. This is precious because we will never see anything like it again

@relentlessgaming6870

3 жыл бұрын

7-11 was the peak of its shows

@ericcloud1023

3 жыл бұрын

@@relentlessgaming6870 yes..... The onion doesn't upload "news report" videos anymore. Idk about their homepage though, but on YT it's just podcasts. Also the shit-ton of green-screen editing, graphic work, and animation is unsurpassed by any of their other work

@googleuser9383

3 жыл бұрын

It's a guess, but I assume that the PC culture ruined ad revenue for the Onion.

@KayOScode

3 жыл бұрын

@@googleuser9383 their later videos near the end of the glory days clearly had a left leaning. Watch their vids from 2014 to 2015 and thats where it started to go downhill unfortunately

If you blink you miss 40 hours of editing

@sruijc5250

4 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO for real

@joehaddad6276

4 жыл бұрын

Eric Davis im the 1000th like

@mobythelion3882

4 жыл бұрын

Unless I pause it

@AmericanIdiot7659

4 жыл бұрын

Unoriginal but true.

@HarambaeXelonmuskfans

4 жыл бұрын

Joe Smith nobody asked dipshit

The Middle East being reduced to one Israeli and one Palestinian still fighting over the rubble hitting hard rn

@bb_arcadia5752

9 ай бұрын

Ah ah it's the "multi-cultural battlezone" remember?

@faedrenn

9 ай бұрын

Fr

@gapho5198

9 ай бұрын

We can only hope ON fulfills their Divine Mandate, and this video becomes gospel.

@warframehunter7298

9 ай бұрын

Honestly got a chuckle out of me for how well this aged😂

@albertsaffron7582

9 ай бұрын

I just wish cat meat wasn’t taxed so fucking high, I don’t have credits enough for before ionisation time! I’m standing here, love you all. #letsnotsee2138

"You don't need a bunch of empty promises! You all need to die!" I like a politician who just tells it like it is

@evanr9583

8 ай бұрын

Too bad that was just another empty promise.

@urphakeandgey6308

6 ай бұрын

I always wanted to run for office and campaign on doing absolutely nothing in office. Why? Because me doing nothing would usually be better than the other guy doing anything.

@anarchy_79

6 ай бұрын

We know who we're all thinking of.

@nekemli2622

3 ай бұрын

​@evanr9583 well then

@nekemli2622

3 ай бұрын

​@@evanr9583well then

i feel like i watched a whole movie condensed to 10 minutes

@moistnugget4147

4 жыл бұрын

this is how movies should be

@inaminute1826

3 жыл бұрын

@@snarkylive facts!!!😂☠️

@jedinutcracker

3 жыл бұрын

watch idiocracy, this is basically it summarized in 10 minutes

@dixonpinfold2582

3 жыл бұрын

You kind of did.

@Jakepearl13

Жыл бұрын

This video feels like idiocracy mixed with children of men

I wish I could be alive to see all the "This is creepily accurate" comments from people watching this in 2137.

@janglur

4 жыл бұрын

It's now 2020 and it's creepily accurate.

@odbodd123

4 жыл бұрын

You wish you could be alive? But it seems that if you were alive in 2137 then you would want to be dead.

@alexiswilliamsinc

4 жыл бұрын

Red You beat me to it. They made this so we don’t have to waste our wishes...

@goodpie2772

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure you're have to wait as long as 2021

@yerlocalpeanutdealer795

4 жыл бұрын

@@goodpie2772 agreed

"Think 'Stop' to halt download" is a terrifying sentence said with such complete nonchalance

@djn48

5 ай бұрын

Yes indeed. It's right up there with "If I could remove my obedience chip..."

@25lighters91

5 ай бұрын

Neuralink and Apple OneVision

@SlimeBlueMS

3 ай бұрын

Sustenance to you

@DogBearCat

3 ай бұрын

“Remain motionless to be informed”

@frozencatcake

Ай бұрын

Now im scared​@@djn48

"If he aims to fuck up my tent, I will go over there and fuck up his tent!" Ah, war never changes.

@addewasurendra

3 ай бұрын

Fallout!😊

@singlelifeformorganis

2 ай бұрын

🍿🍿

@jr2904

Ай бұрын

War... War never changes

@gae_wead_dad_6914

Ай бұрын

The dude was just building his tents while the Palestinian attacked It's not like he doesn't have enough room for himself! Or... maybe he doesn't, and that was the last non radiocative non flooded useful scrap filled zone. Eh, whatever

@psychomantis2485

Ай бұрын

This could also be an allegory for nuclear war.

I love how the entire video looks like a Command & Conquer cutscene

@wolfieinu

4 жыл бұрын

Good welcome, citizen

@vovin8132

4 жыл бұрын

We fight for Kane!

@AaaBbb-kw5em

4 жыл бұрын

Haha yeah

@andersforsgren3806

4 жыл бұрын

I have a strong hunch they seen it as a gamer - or took a look for reference. =)

@cvnic

4 жыл бұрын

Soos!

"Orange, how is it hanging?" "How it is hanging." Pure gold

@tubbycustard8866

4 жыл бұрын

i dont get that one

@monadolifesaver5613

4 жыл бұрын

@@tubbycustard8866 the questioning of how the thing is hanging is responded to by just saying the extremely simplified version of the answer, that beimg how it is hanging.

@monadolifesaver5613

4 жыл бұрын

@@tubbycustard8866 also, I know how it can be sometimes when we can't keep up eith human ignorance, but remember you'll always have the rest of us, my fellow red-eyed reptilion bro.

@tubbycustard8866

4 жыл бұрын

@@monadolifesaver5613 thank you brother long live gazorpazorp

@phoenixchase9271

4 жыл бұрын

Tubby Custard Don’t forget gazorpozorpfield!

You could make an entire Netflix series of this. Even if it was just episodic television broadcasts format. I'd watch the shit out of that.

@AConquerorsVendetta

Жыл бұрын

Right? This was pure madness, it was glorious

@skeetrix5577

Жыл бұрын

I watch it like every month usually whenever I hear Israel or Palestine bullshit it always reminds me to watch this I hope they don't take it down until after I die whenever that is

@kensukefan47

Жыл бұрын

Why Netflix?

@gunsmokegaloreyt6840

Жыл бұрын

@@skeetrix5577 No thats selfish they shouldn’t remove it in 8 months! This should be watchable for all forever!

@skeetrix5577

Жыл бұрын

@@gunsmokegaloreyt6840 haha well I hardly doubt they are gonna take me into consideration whenever they decide to keep it or finally retire it but fingers crossed lol

I like how "frustrageous" is a word in the future.

I like how they use "fucking" as a serious but unexplained adjective and "love you" as a formal goodbye and "How's it hanging?" "How - it is hanging." as an exchange of greetings.

@paultrigger3798

3 жыл бұрын

"How it do" - "What it is" and ending an conversation with 'Okay'. This video is so absurd yet some is still very plausible, that's brilliant writing.

@upyoursdotcom

3 жыл бұрын

I agree. Sustinance to you.

@Grgrqr

3 жыл бұрын

You remember that horrible word changing in “after earth?” This is like that but actually good.

@buddyguy4723

3 жыл бұрын

'They chilled it out in the free speech square'

@rikrob5172

3 жыл бұрын

In Idiocracy, that's how they said good guy. I thought it was to show we were emotionally devolved that 'i love you' was the catch all to express anything positive.

No-one is gonna talk about how Wyoming voted to no longer exist?

@dhv2852

4 жыл бұрын

They were lucky, the rest of the world needs to wait for the Omega Particle accelerator

@unfortunatelyiamsane

4 жыл бұрын

i’m crying

@neilkurowski4991

4 жыл бұрын

It never did. Wake up sheeple

@seiban8455

4 жыл бұрын

When they nuked themselves, the entire population died in seconds. Think about that, a whole ten people dead like that.

@Iberian_XAVO

3 жыл бұрын

What's Whyoming?

One of the best implications of this is that mistakenly telling coworkers and acquaintances "I love you" became such a common thing that it was accepted as a farwell phrase

@qfcbv

3 ай бұрын

wait can you give me a timestamp please i missed that part

@givecamichips

3 ай бұрын

@@qfcbv 5:30

@qfcbv

3 ай бұрын

@@givecamichips thanks!

@ToniToniToniToni

3 ай бұрын

awww thats so cute

@shadowwolf9823

3 ай бұрын

"Welcome to Costco, I love you"

Please do a kickstarter for another one of these. It’s been over 10 years, my body is ready. Sustenance to you.

@vehicles_n_stuff

Жыл бұрын

I second that. It’s frustrageous that they’ve gone so long without an update on the Omega 12 particle accelerator

@awfulusername1465

8 ай бұрын

​@@vehicles_n_stuffMaybe they finally got it working

@Klm49

6 ай бұрын

And sustenance to you as well!

@CatOnACell

6 ай бұрын

full conveyance, however no news is good news on the Omega 12 as it suggests the building went along smoothly after the helotanium came in. real frustrage is that this eye-stream is more true-real now than when it was born. sustenence to you.

@homemadecringeycontent6363

4 ай бұрын

Sustenance to you!

I love how The Grimland has only six laws, two of which are "don't eat babies unless you have to" and "don't skream too much"

@Its_A_Gundam

2 жыл бұрын

Hey! we can't forget that warm mud is for everyone! get your priorities straight! Sheesh.

@noahwheeler5232

2 жыл бұрын

Let's nuke ourselves.

@medexamtoolsdotcom

Жыл бұрын

But what if I'm left with a choice between screaming and eating a baby? How will I decide which to do? The laws are too ambiguous with those "unless you have to" and "too much" clauses! Maybe I'll get lucky and President Wilson will come along and kill me with a hatchet and save me from a difficult decision.

@vertergaminghd399

Жыл бұрын

Also love how these laws are still super vague, just like the ones at present. I guess some things never change

@zerotakis

Жыл бұрын

They may be vague but by god you can read them in under a minute. The only real crime is wasting time.

"90% of victims provoked the beetles by accidentally looking at them."

@yellowchino3883

5 жыл бұрын

was that a pre-cursor to modern day feminazis?

@Deranfan

5 жыл бұрын

@@yellowchino3883 More like modern day reactionary gamer bros.

@fulcrum2951

5 жыл бұрын

"Reactionary gamers" have become the things they sought to destroy

@Arkain89

5 жыл бұрын

@@yellowchino3883 living confirmation that only 14 years old use "feminazis" unironically

@yellowchino3883

5 жыл бұрын

-xX666Archain666Xx- I Approved by China 1927-1949 yep I still regret putting that comment

I like the detail of the word “fuck” becoming part of formal news speak, presumably losing its strength as a swear word

@dabbingraccoons6416

2 ай бұрын

Makes sense considering how much we use it. In the future it will probably not even be considered vulgar and a new word will take its place

@MattExzy

Ай бұрын

Come to Australia... it's already here. We're so 'advanced'.

Glad to see they almost have that whole Israel - Palestine thing worked out in the future. I was getting worried there for a minute.

@areurdytoparty

9 ай бұрын

I had to come back to this video just to watch the Gaza scrap segment. Lmfao.

This video would be amazing if it came out today but it's more amazing that it came out 5 years ago

@versamax6307

6 жыл бұрын

yup.....fuck i'm late...

@purplelemondoesstuff3044

6 жыл бұрын

It's easy to predict the future, just answer nothing will change.

@Sam-eu9go

6 жыл бұрын

All the same awful shit was happening 5 years ago too.

@clonerstive

6 жыл бұрын

What the fuuuuuu-???

@elias_xp95

5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit.

This is literally the most impressive worldbuilding I have ever seen

@macadamia4569

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@liamseyepatch8152

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@danivuk2036

3 жыл бұрын

For true!!

@Zeuts85

3 жыл бұрын

Haven't seen much world-building, eh? (Not that I'm knocking this, but c'mon... Go read Neuromancer or something.)

@sams7068

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zeuts85 It's probably exaggeration! Though I know it's hard to tell on the internet. It is very impressive for a 10 minute comedy youtube video.

This needs to be a series. I want to know more about the Egyptian spider king.

@25lighters91

5 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@AlexPlusLEDS

3 ай бұрын

The Mummy Returns has some more info on the Scorpion King, might be able to draw some parallels there.

My favorite part has to be how the English language is altered slightly, it's all mostly legible but some letters look a bit different or unrecognizable to me, making it look like the language has evolved and changed over 100 years

@666LonesomeSailor

3 ай бұрын

It´s a fascinating behavior of the human brain, that when it can read, it can read sentences written wrong and f4ls and put them !nt0 th3 r!ght cont3xt.

@Fiso_Moyo

3 ай бұрын

Honestly. Devolved in this situation 😭

@terrycrichton

Ай бұрын

It's like, everything and everyone, including language, is way dumber, but in a much more believable and realistic way than Idiocracy.

She shot quite the news load, full sustenance to her.

@esposexy2210

3 жыл бұрын

Remain motionless to be informed.

@mrmagpie6684

3 жыл бұрын

True reality

@mindlightwave

Жыл бұрын

Love you

@xXMapleVodkaXx

Жыл бұрын

@@mindlightwave Love you

@juvedoo99

Жыл бұрын

No

The sheer amount of world building that went into this 10 minute satire video is astounding, not to mention the production and editing work

@SentientAnomaly

2 жыл бұрын

True reality.

@lofineet5093

2 жыл бұрын

@Sinned Gnillubnot I thought that said "and already know our fart" 💀

@jingbot1071

2 жыл бұрын

@Laura Mclennan Laura, please, books won't hurt you. Read some of them. Shit, any of them.

@jingbot1071

2 жыл бұрын

@Laura Mclennan I can tell.

@jingbot1071

2 жыл бұрын

@Laura Mclennan Oh my god, you were serious. Yeah, I'm sure the facebook posts you read are better than the sum of historical human knowledge. Enjoy the effects of inbreeding, I guess. By the way, what you describe is called the 'dunning-kruger effect'. Not that I expect you to know that. ..also, double post? lol triggered.

procter and gamble being a state is the funniest shit for some reason

The ending, when they're arguing over the network's coverage of the beetle attacks, is maybe the best part.

@pigmentpeddler5811

11 ай бұрын

It feels so real

@jaimlawson

9 ай бұрын

lol it was like a Rachel Maddow vs Jimmy Doore.

@thatswhyyomamadead8689

2 ай бұрын

What was that referencing?

@fumu776

Ай бұрын

​@@thatswhyyomamadead8689 shark attacks

“I hate to see children in the mideast suffer as a result of war. Good they are all dead” oof

@jillvalentinefan77

4 жыл бұрын

To quote futurama's own Zapp Branigan, "How many men did we lose ? All of them. Well at least they won't have too mourn each other.

@obijuanquenobi1911

3 жыл бұрын

@@jillvalentinefan77 Hey Saddam, could you imagine being hanged in the holy days of Islam? That would be crazy...

@kyosokutai

3 жыл бұрын

@@obijuanquenobi1911 They were more into lapidation or decapitations.

@deeznuts8659

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@leogama3422

Ай бұрын

It's almost the complete reality now.

I love when they show the 2137 world map all the places are called things like "Toppled Skyscraper City" and "Fertile Woman Zone" and then China is just called China

@picklestheomnipotent4535

Жыл бұрын

fucked up enough as is

@lordcabbage4931

Жыл бұрын

China is going to call itself china even if there isn't a single chinese person in it so yeah that fits

@kepipek6598

Жыл бұрын

Can't forget about Gay Texas

@gunsmokegaloreyt6840

Жыл бұрын

It’s accurate as fuck 🤣 China is as dystopian as it gets right now

@TheEsperandus

Жыл бұрын

@@kepipek6598 Vermonty

god i wish the onion still had the same budget as it did from the mid 2000s to early 2010s

"Rapeball games" Every second there is a hidden nugget of genius. I miss you, Onion

@Jamhael1

11 күн бұрын

How...? And...? What?

I feel horrible for their CGI person when they pitched this one 😂

@sylph8005

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, I bet this is the peak of that person's carrer

@stonedgamerguy818

4 жыл бұрын

Honest lmao

@snarfymcsnarfface2323

4 жыл бұрын

Sylph I mean this would be mine

@lazydonkey3617

4 жыл бұрын

Why would they have to cgi this it’s real

@user-bq5nw6cq5d

4 жыл бұрын

the people who worked on this all died from exhaustion, this was leaked 2 years ago.

“Burger King burger zone” “Gay Texas” “Unaffiliated Russian republics” “Europe-land amusement park” “Fertile woman zone”

@qaseemtak9368

4 жыл бұрын

Island of Miami

@Duplicitousthoughtformentity

4 жыл бұрын

gosttt “China”

@r_se

4 жыл бұрын

"Toppled skyscraper city"

@tengkualiff

4 жыл бұрын

dont forget the Gropeyards!

@brandonobaza8610

4 жыл бұрын

"Gaza Scrap"

As a pole, the 2137 cant be just a coincidence...

@zgredczwartyniesamowity363

3 ай бұрын

Pytanie sie nasuwa czy byli tam Polacy

@Kawka1122

3 ай бұрын

Co-producer Bartosz Walaszek

@missbearlockholmes

2 ай бұрын

How is 2137 important to Poles?

@beatroot13

2 ай бұрын

​@@missbearlockholmes9:37PM (Poland uses 24-hour clock, so 21:37) was the exact time John Paul II passed away

@Kawka1122

2 ай бұрын

@@missbearlockholmes it is a number of Sparta soldiers during alliance of Poland and Greece, defending great kingdom of Katowice in ancient times.

Ah... to be in the writer's room that day. Certified platinum humor.

Gender: “Humale”

@eboysix

4 жыл бұрын

@Sébastien Levesque they already specify their species whenever they specify their gender tho

@Waitwhat469

4 жыл бұрын

@@eboysix two competing standards, so they decided on both

@mimtembo

4 жыл бұрын

me

@Sevenandalso7

4 жыл бұрын

John Thomas bruh. You realize that I was joking right?

@eboysix

4 жыл бұрын

@John Thomas seems counterproductive to equate millennials with contradictory identities, and with diversity as a whole

"if the law is passed, it will raise the amount of laws in Indiana to 6" lmfao wtf

@revolver265

3 жыл бұрын

Grimlands*

@OtherM112594

3 жыл бұрын

Libertarian dream

@bobobsen

3 жыл бұрын

@@OtherM112594 more like anarchists

@OtherM112594

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobobsen Those are synonymous

@jb-sq2lm

3 жыл бұрын

@@OtherM112594 i read that as anon while skimmin also sseth should review this considering he touch all pol map in review-his

This is exactly how terminology would change. Tiny changes in phrasings, changes in spellings, and colloquialisms becoming formal

@j.d.4697

Ай бұрын

There's a lot they didn't see coming like "cooking" and "capping" and "for realz for realz" and "y'all" and whatever retarded alternatives of words that already existed the retards of this world invented.

@TheseUseless

Ай бұрын

@@j.d.4697 it’s 2137, if you think todays fads will last till 2137 you’re weird.

It’s absolutely insane how high the Onion’s budget used to be

"90% of beetle victims provoked the attacks by accidentally looking at 'em"

@RobertDecker417

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, it played as I read this. I know what the others mean now

@Deadass271

3 жыл бұрын

@@RobertDecker417 same, wow that’s lucky

@gaodacheese4691

3 жыл бұрын

@@Deadass271 I don't get your point

@calypsom5797

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly sound like they were asking for it, like if they didnt want to be attacked they shouldve just said no

@rhettwilkerson1828

3 жыл бұрын

@@RobertDecker417 same

“Every word I said here was true more news is not possible”

@conorthetall4059

4 жыл бұрын

"I've shot my news load."

@HandlelessTML

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty much every big news network, lol

@Didi_Meow_AND_theMEWS

3 жыл бұрын

"True Reality."

This aged well.

@MySerpentine

Ай бұрын

Far too well, really

@kevinvincenti2969

Ай бұрын

To true man, those giant beetles are becoming a real pain, lost my two sons to a beetle

Watching this in 2137 and this can't be more accurate

@robertnicholls9917

7 ай бұрын

Hey there future guy. Gaza is being genocided right now, how did both the Israelis and Palestinians eliminate each other?

The linguistics work done to produce this video is genuinely impressive.

@testfire3000

5 жыл бұрын

There is so much amazing work that went into this video that I spotted new things on each re-watch, because some of it is so rapid-fire and other is simply very clever text in the background.

@Tiago-

4 жыл бұрын

It truly is.

@simon6071

4 жыл бұрын

@HarmonicPsyche You seem to have a high skill level in linguistics.Would you please translate the language of a female voice in the background from 9:11 to 9:18 into English for me? Could a cunning linguist be responsible for producing that sound clip to make this Onion video addictive to us?

@guilhemane

4 жыл бұрын

@@simon6071 that's a woman cumming lmao

@CaptWesStarwind

4 жыл бұрын

Foreals

I can't believe this video, why would they want to reland Florida?

@gnaskar

5 жыл бұрын

To contain the gators. And the floridamen.

@misanthropicservitorofmars2116

5 жыл бұрын

It’s become a hot bed of mutant gator invasions and swamp bandits.

@DMS_Knighted_Drifter

5 жыл бұрын

Because they still haven't learned to prepare for their annual hurricane

@fordhoffmann477

5 жыл бұрын

0Clewi0 because they want the world to end

@jbkesselman

5 жыл бұрын

Disney World

"FUCK: Death Day pushed back again" is awesome

3:24 Gaza Scrap!!! Dang, this aged like fine wine!!!

"Are we not as good as the lizard people of Arazoni?"

@annusrideviravindran6396

4 жыл бұрын

*Z U C C*

@abgbabyk6608

3 жыл бұрын

Arazoni

@powerrangerblue8566

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t understand how this got so many likes.

@DeadPig325

3 жыл бұрын

@@powerrangerblue8566 because Arizona is already full of lizard people

"Thank you Vitamin I love you" This segment is a masterpiece

whoever was the creative director / producer for this is a genius

This is one of the best Onion skits. It's just non-stop.

This is one of the most underrated pieces of satire in human history.

@jansalomin

3 жыл бұрын

satire?

@t6amygdala

3 жыл бұрын

@@jansalomin I was about to say that 😭

@c.e.oofcrabgang2887

3 жыл бұрын

0:31 he really just called Oklahoma 'Gay Texas' and now I feel sad

@t6amygdala

3 жыл бұрын

@@c.e.oofcrabgang2887 you are just gay texas, but like in a bad way cus I like men

@yokothespacewhale

3 жыл бұрын

As well as in human future!

“Thank you for standing there, okay” “Okay” *leaves*

Man i love the late 2000's sci fi aesthetics.

Damn 2130s kids... their generation have no idea how easy they have it...

@NiteckterX

3 жыл бұрын

I know right. They'll be dead before they chance their fucking selves into adulting. The omega-12 project if finished in time will keep the children not eaten by beetles or mutants from getting to adulting. Lucky fucks.

@6ftcheeseburger384

3 жыл бұрын

I back In my day, we had to walk to 7/11 uphill both ways.

@samuelgunter

3 жыл бұрын

My kid in 2040: **generic excuse** Me, now a parent: i went to school during a pandemic >:(

@sahave5042

3 жыл бұрын

@@6ftcheeseburger384 Asian dad

There’s more world building here then every dystopian novel combined

@2Ws2Ls

4 жыл бұрын

gay texas adds more than the three divergent books

@johnmartinez7440

3 жыл бұрын

@Thecooljack Hi First one was alright, I more or less gave up after that

@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012

3 жыл бұрын

This could be a movie ngl, i mean how can something like Mississipi fire happened??

@kazeryu4834

3 жыл бұрын

Someone more talented than me needs to write a fanfic story in this universe

@garlonschuman1014

3 жыл бұрын

I think you meant to say every YA dystopian novel combined

"If i could make a child that isn't a still born" goes hard lol

That felt a lot longer than 10 minutes… I wish this was a full-length movie

"How it do, Vitamin?" "What it is, ST." Perfection.

@camlind12

3 жыл бұрын

Zesty

@hazzmando

3 жыл бұрын

I love how they end the conversation: "Thank you, Vitamin. I love you." "Love you."

@gaodacheese4691

3 жыл бұрын

don't get it

@RubberDougie44

3 жыл бұрын

@@gaodacheese4691 STD, vitamin D

@gaodacheese4691

3 жыл бұрын

@@RubberDougie44 oh okay thanks for explaining 😂

Well that looked like a hell of a lot of work went into it

@Tom-fs9qh

6 жыл бұрын

BillyOftenWilliamPalmer I

@zacharymorritt

6 жыл бұрын

I

@pippincovington1348

6 жыл бұрын

I

@andrewmitchell5807

6 жыл бұрын

I

@diminamer

6 жыл бұрын

I

I fear the future knowing how often Onion jokes becomes reality.

This is the single greatest piece of content the onion has ever produced. And it's by a mile.

@thomasharris9059

2 ай бұрын

It’s a masterpiece. The jokes per second ratio is unreal.

@Redwolf6056

Ай бұрын

@@thomasharris9059 Took me half an hour to watch this 10 minute video from all the pausing to read everything. So many blink and you miss it jokes

"citizens are expressing their frust-rage" that's my favorite part about this

@neonmajora8454

4 жыл бұрын

Madnap I like "thank you for the news, I love you".

@googleprofiel6814

4 жыл бұрын

@@neonmajora8454 I love you

@theultimatehuman

3 жыл бұрын

It's frustrageous

@Klm49

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed! I plan to integrate frust-rage into conversations whenever possible!

@MattWeser

2 жыл бұрын

Very Newspeak of them. Lots of clever language usage here, Orwell would be proud (and horrified).

"I've shot my news load" What a great finish

@f.i.r.e.5119

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahahahaha... I get it.

@pet3590

4 жыл бұрын

Clap speed: Slow

2137? Gonna be more like 2037

@norger

Ай бұрын

life couldn't be better

"DO YOU WANT TO DIE" *cheers*

Honestly, one of the best parts of this is how in the future “fucking” isn’t considered vulgar and they just say it super casually, it’s great.

@fduranthesee

5 жыл бұрын

this isn't the fucking future, it's casual in the present

@xeonespydonum4995

4 жыл бұрын

I was more interested in how flippant "love" was thrown around. Just as casual as "have a good one."

@joshe9409

4 жыл бұрын

i think that’s just the theme song

@EthanBradburyVlogs

4 жыл бұрын

@DeiLux77 not on formal news channels

@joshe9409

4 жыл бұрын

shit i meant « the onion being theonion » idk how that happened

Health status: 61% dead ... 62% dead It's like every pixel is filled with the perfect amount of satire

@user-jh5dq9vc1v

Жыл бұрын

Health Status: No Large Holes That's just state of our medical checks

This 10 minute video got more world building than 99% of movies

This was absolutely brilliant. It's like 20 more Robocop commercials.

Wow, when a 10 minute comedy skit from TheOnion has a better plot than most sci-fi movies today

@hustler3of4culture3

5 жыл бұрын

There should be a movie. And some books and a TV show. Thank you for standing there.

@sillygoose635

5 жыл бұрын

no it doesn't

@sillygoose635

5 жыл бұрын

@Tsinat Gebreselassie no they don't

@sillygoose635

5 жыл бұрын

@Tsinat Gebreselassie Except i have also researched filmmaking, entertainment, and me, and i tend to know somewhat more then you, thanks for your petty response. Thank you, next.

@braydenharris2983

5 жыл бұрын

Tsinat Gebreselassie no, being overly confident in fight and or argument/debate is a good way to lose early. Even though it’s worked quite well for Conor mcgregor. Your replies came off as assholish, so yes. Please do fuck off.

Dear Onion. Its 2019. We need you back.

@galliumgames3962

4 жыл бұрын

Dear Onion. Its 2020. We need you back.

@JoeMama-dk6xr

4 жыл бұрын

@@galliumgames3962 Dear Onion, It's 2020. WW3 starting soon and the future is coming true.

@realitybeneathveils5687

4 жыл бұрын

Joe Mama no, just more fear porn (no not THAT porn -> NOT coincidentally Also owned by the Small Hats), from the mainstream media. What's real anymore? What can you believe coming from pathological liars with a agenda? Not a Damn thing, that's what. I assume nothing that I haven't seen, touched, or sensed or that didn't come from someone first hand that I trust. They're so full of shit its sick. And people still buy into this binary "Left/Right" paradigm nonsense and continue to consent by participating. I'll be writing in a "No confidence" vote for any "elections" that go beyond Sheriff. I don't expect many people to be able to understand what I'm talking about as most have proven to be so mentally entrenched in this Beast system that I don't even usually bother trying to peel their eyelids back to reboot their brains. This isn't a shot at you, per se, but rather a general statement.

@JoeMama-dk6xr

4 жыл бұрын

@@realitybeneathveils5687 bitch im a shitposter so whoosh maybe? Also funny that u said porn but not mean porn, i look up porn of the most degenerate stuff on google so lol Also u said Joe Mama lol Also its the onion which is loterally satirical fake news

@ADeeSHUPA

4 жыл бұрын

US uP

You really cant trust that egyptian spider king

“How it do Vitamin?” “What it is Esty?” @4:29 😭

A woman journalist who says "I've shot my news load" Is a a journalist i can trust.

"Every word I have said here is true -- more news was not possible." - Zesty Lewis, News Giver

Me: So Onion, what kind of dystopia is humanity going to have to endure? Cyberpunk? Mad Max? Idiocrazy? Onion: Yes.

@FinesserX_Triniidadii

9 ай бұрын

Literally

@RandomGal_

3 ай бұрын

Even the world of Elysium is better off than The Onion’s future

This is the HUD every futuristic PS2 game had.

This is like Mad Max + Idiocracy + Wall-E

@fluffysheap

4 жыл бұрын

+ Max Headroom

@nicholsjoshua15

4 жыл бұрын

Mad Max, Borderlands, and Idiocracy all rolled up on one.

@marjechevarez790

4 жыл бұрын

@Hoàng Nguyên Nostradamus had it predicted first

@randomesque1475

4 жыл бұрын

i was thinking the same thing!!

@theapexsurvivor9538

4 жыл бұрын

666th like

"A new poll finds most people wish dinosaurs were still extinct!"

@brandonm1708

4 жыл бұрын

I would do love to get more insight on this world. The Onion really did well with the worldbuilding in this sketch, I love it

@phalamy9180

3 жыл бұрын

Useless idiots never even learned Dino Riding. Lmao

3:20 This part will probably still be relevant when my great-grandkids die of old age.

This aged like milk if milk ages in reverse in the future

Every frame is so dense, each joke adds another layer of complexity to this fallen world. This is genuinely one of the most impressive comedy vids on the website!

@Melody_Raventress

Жыл бұрын

"It's so dense. Every single frame has so many things going on..." only, y'know in a good way.

@kylejohnson423

10 ай бұрын

It's also kinda overwhelming. It can be interpreted as if the current news media pace just kept increasing.

@Old-Skull.

10 ай бұрын

i had to watch it at reduced speed... twice !

@FreejackVesa

10 ай бұрын

It's a borderline experimental film

@MatthewTheWanderer

8 ай бұрын

Another layer, huh? Maybe that's why it's called "The Onion"!?

The President being basically just a WWE Wrestler is too close to home.

@Meaty_Aberration

Жыл бұрын

Watch the movie "Idiocracy"

@Red1Revival

Жыл бұрын

reminds me of a wrestler wearing tight golden trunks

@user-jh5dq9vc1v

Жыл бұрын

At least he can speak coherently

@herlandercarvalho

Жыл бұрын

You are aware that there are people pushing for Dwayne Johnson to run for POTUS, right? This will happen, sooner or later.

@traytonburnett5218

Жыл бұрын

Looks like John fetterman

“Lil Congress” lmaooo

This is aging well as of October 2023.

"Widespread support among the Israeli."

@Freezo90967

5 жыл бұрын

widespread? it's 100% support. I think this news source is fake news...

@gordistador

5 жыл бұрын

@@Freezo90967 No, its only around 87% of the Israeli supports this.

@fannin8583

4 жыл бұрын

I mean the onion is just fake news sooo....

@skinlizard2251

4 жыл бұрын

@@fannin8583 No duh, it's a joke.

@redking36

4 жыл бұрын

Oskari Peurala I don’t think you understood the joke. There was 1 Israeli left in the entire world.

it's so dense, every single frame has so many things going on.

@Klm49

3 жыл бұрын

Right! There are movies with less care taken in world building and visual interest than this short clip!

@Passonator11

3 жыл бұрын

The president is the key to all of this. ..If we get the president working...

@johnr797

3 жыл бұрын

@@Passonator11 because he's a violenter president than we've ever had before

@Zorlag

2 жыл бұрын

I saw it and I clapped!

11 years later and this is still the News.

No joke this entire time I am waiting for a EXTRA BIG ASS FRY commercial break....

Dystopian satire should be a more popular type of humor

@SuperMrHiggins

3 жыл бұрын

+1

@danielsteger8456

2 жыл бұрын

dont worry it will be commonplace in the future

@user-go6vl7sw8z

2 жыл бұрын

Fallout

@ils4844

Жыл бұрын

Brazil

@fluttertroll67

Жыл бұрын

Idiocracy

The fact that the camera absolutely will not stop moving while animations crawl...such a perfect little critical jab at news now.

@Trotsky.-.83_years_ago_-_and

3 жыл бұрын

FIRST COMMENT IN SIX YEARS

@gaodacheese4691

3 жыл бұрын

@@Trotsky.-.83_years_ago_-_and smd Lumière

Watch 3:20 minutes in. Never gets old. Struggle over the Gaza scrap.

The Israeli and gaza bit aged like fine wine

Great details. "I love you" as a casual greeting to imply the word love lost it's meaning. Also the fact that you can buy a senate seat is a logical conclusion today's plutocracy.

@Stinky_Steven

4 жыл бұрын

I think that might be a reference to the line in idiocracy, “Welcome to Costco, I love you.” Both that movie and this skit have the same themes as well.

@mr.thundersucklefuzzcanyon3386

4 жыл бұрын

And the suble use of "fucking" for emphasis in a formal setting

@llVIU

4 жыл бұрын

that's why this is a real comedy video, real writing, good writing unlike the bullshit worthless slapstick humor, mindless eyecandy in movies that holywood directors make... just throw a bunch of money, make CGI, throw in a popular celebrity, destroy a bunch of stuff, add sex and drugs, gun fights, car chases... idiotic. A few seconds of dialogue in this video have a lot of depth. Makes you think.

@arandomperson8407

4 жыл бұрын

The Governor of Illinois tried to sell one in 09

@missviolence101

4 жыл бұрын

I like how their names and positive adjectives had to do with food, implying how highly valued it is. Orange, Vitamin, Zesty, "real spicy," etc.

I hope this will be preserved somehow so that people in the future can watch it and have a laugh about how optimistic we were

@lordmeow

2 жыл бұрын

Lol, you guys really were optimistic

@jmmh1313

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the Internet.

@Howthetoastcrumbled

2 жыл бұрын

@@jmmh1313 Take a look around. Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.

@gaminganimators7000

2 жыл бұрын

@@Howthetoastcrumbled we've got mountains of content.

@pookypoo1169

2 жыл бұрын

😂

A more realistic take than idiocracy

Onion News video was way ahead of its time. Absolutely brilliant.

I am convinced that The Onion just gets news from alternate realities.

@evarivera4137

3 жыл бұрын

Probably not far from the truth.

@potatoes5829

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, its probably this reality

@jonathantheslow

3 жыл бұрын

Half of the time, they do get it from the future.

@landrylongacre6391

3 жыл бұрын

@@potatoes5829 this is most certainly the future, I can easily see the Palestine Israel situation of just two guys remaining happening

@alastorcorvus

2 жыл бұрын

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