i kept hoping our al Qaeda spokesman would say "I lost friends in 9/11, this is simply abhorrent to me"

@carsonapplebaum2266

8 ай бұрын

"Our"? You just ended up on a watchlist somewhere lmao

@ImVeryOriginal

8 ай бұрын

Underrated comment lol

@lance2533

8 ай бұрын

I love it HAHAHHAA

@AbbaLang

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@devintariel3769

7 ай бұрын

​@@carsonapplebaum2266Well it does mean The Base. I mean maybe it's all encompassing.

"osama bin laden is safe in... somewhere" lmao he caught himself

@asfandyarimran

3 жыл бұрын

The best part😂😂😂

@deansbian5607

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@tomaszzalewski4541

3 жыл бұрын

Propably in Aladeen's guest house

@Redwan777

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomaszzalewski4541 You can't go to the bathroom after he used it.

@TheFourthWinchester

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomaszzalewski4541 He was in Pakistan under the protection of the government.

I love how "the mainstream media's just too afraid to have me on" is followed by "And here's a spokesman from Al Qaeda..."

@otakuhunter4817

Жыл бұрын

Meanwhile Taliban ruling an entire country & going on media about world peace. Reality is stranger than fiction

@Dug625

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha didn’t catch thatXD

@hedhuntervizo6749

Жыл бұрын

I miss the Old Onion

@THO743

Жыл бұрын

😆

@AG-ig8uf

Жыл бұрын

Didn't he say "muslim mainstream media" ?

This is ISIS rn after their attack in Russia

@EditsbyM

2 ай бұрын

lmao, so true

@this_is_patrick

2 ай бұрын

Crazy world where terrorists have to prove their own guilt to stop opportunist scumbags from shifting the blame to other parties.

@AIagremm

2 ай бұрын

Knew I wasnt the only one who thought of this video

@julianw1010

2 ай бұрын

​@@this_is_patrickTerrorists vs terrorists

@user-pw4mi8fz4c

2 ай бұрын

​@@AIagremm first time I've seen it I was going down an alex jones rabbit hole

*”Why would they kill 3000 of their own infidels?”*

@ondank

4 жыл бұрын

This was *the* line for me

@rohanbhuckory1297

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@MegaSk2000

4 жыл бұрын

I knew I wasn’t the only one 🤣😂😂😂

@BoundInChains

3 жыл бұрын

Genius!😆

@shahwan5626

3 жыл бұрын

for opium habibi and to create fear

"And why is Bin Laden safe in...uh...somewhere."

@FerraraM98

8 жыл бұрын

Thomas Asmussen Good thing nobody asked nor implied you.

@eliolopez3107

8 жыл бұрын

This guy Asmussen needs to spell his name right. Assmussen, lol. It's so hard to believe people this stupid actually walk the earth. In dinosaur days he would have been some animals dinner. I don't know what's sadder, that a guy like that probably votes or that the shallow gene pool that spawned him will more than likely be reproduced three or four times over!

@Super-wx6br

6 жыл бұрын

FerraraM98 Perfect likes

@actualgarfield

5 жыл бұрын

911 likes

@NyanMinez

5 жыл бұрын

Thomas Asmussen people actually fell for this lmao

'take your family with you, October 12, 2009, lets say 3:04 pm' - that cracked me

@rezakarampour6286

Жыл бұрын

Search . ' Christopher Bollyn Solving 9 11 Audio Book . '

@GDPepiman

6 ай бұрын

10/12 Hm. Wonder what that could be?

@Pa1_Thakur

6 ай бұрын

@@GDPepiman lol

@TaeSunWoo

6 ай бұрын

10/12? I’m starting to see a trend and branding here

@derpykiwi2968

4 ай бұрын

💀

14 years later, the eyeroll with "oh here we go..." still makes me cry every time

@RelaxYoureAStrangerOnTheNet

10 ай бұрын

He almost laughed himself lmao

@derp8575

6 ай бұрын

You agree with a terrorist group. That makes you a crazy person.

@StuermischeTage

2 ай бұрын

15 years later and it turned into reality with ISIS trying to convince the world, it was truly them, who committed the attacks in Moscow.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU SPEND 2 MONTH UP IN A MOUNTAIN CAVE, SLEEPING ON *ROCKS* , PLANNING SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL, THEN SOMEONE COMES AND TAKES CREDIT

@nikolaaa5988

3 жыл бұрын

“Planning something really special” as though the dude was working up to a marriage proposal or something lmao

@SneakyNinja-el5bn

3 жыл бұрын

@@nikolaaa5988 that’s what killed me

@salahelhaddad4872

3 жыл бұрын

Haha yea that's what it takes to penetrate the multi million dollar US defense system 😂

@DirtCheapFU

3 жыл бұрын

I had to rewind that line twice. His delivery really caught me off guard.

@joebofa3808

3 жыл бұрын

@@salahelhaddad4872 billion

Do you think this is how the Egyptians feel when people say aliens built the pyramids Edit: it appears I’ve accidentally created a war zone between Arab nationalists, African nationalists, Egyptian nationalists, and conspiracy theorists

@remisionarcidash8671

4 жыл бұрын

Now its Jews Africans Syrians Indians built the pyramids and the Egyptians were just playing in the Nile (somehow and IDK why, some people didn't understand that it was a sarcasm and thought that I was really saying Indians built the pyramid, I mean for the Love of God what is wrong with you.)

@purpletape6594

4 жыл бұрын

Remision Arcidash of course of course

@purpletape6594

4 жыл бұрын

Remision Arcidash the fact that you liked your own comment makes you 10 times more believable

@Pagalchhagal

4 жыл бұрын

@@remisionarcidash8671 lol the Indians though

@auckk

4 жыл бұрын

@@remisionarcidash8671 the egytians were africans tho. they also didnt use any slaves to build the pyramids as that would be too hard to do

"Talking to you is like talking to a goat" I swear he's way too right

@IndellableHatesHandles

8 ай бұрын

Thought I was the only one who caught that line

@1c0nic_player

3 ай бұрын

i thought it said girl and im kinda sad now

@humand0969

2 ай бұрын

@@1c0nic_player it's the same thing anyway

@GhostRiley-zs8zb

Ай бұрын

@@humand0969 for them,yes

@sophiaschier-hanson4163

Ай бұрын

lol I still remembered this line by heart 15 years later 😂

Poking fun at both extremists and conspiracy theorists in one skit. TheOnion and their wonderful skits are pure form of art.

@arveyilleszender5809

11 ай бұрын

And the American government.

@Demiglitch

11 ай бұрын

He doesn't seem that extreme to me compared to the other guy.

@bridgethings4225

8 ай бұрын

your pfp is hot

@Orto4956

8 ай бұрын

@@Demiglitch Well he is a terrorist.

@rafayahmedmirza8878

8 ай бұрын

Wooosh. The skit went flying ovee yer head dinit?

"Why is Osama Bin Laden safe in...in somewhere" Maybe the best delivered line in acting history

@noahross3642

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr!!

@andrewgodman

2 жыл бұрын

Nearly sounded like safe in Saudi quickly changed to somewhere 😂

@adamchmilo5863

2 жыл бұрын

Such retards in the comments section, you fucks believe everything they put in front of you. Whilst you never even seen actual footage of Osoma getting killed, you never seen how those planes got hijacked, it’s bullshit, wake your asses up, maybe find some ACTUAL proof that’s not found on some website and then state your brainless statements in the comments section

@AKu-xs5vg

Жыл бұрын

>best delivered line in acting history I think that distinction belongs to the trajectory of United Airlines flight 175

@Alpha_Orionis

Жыл бұрын

safe in "Pakistan"😂

It's the Onion so it's fake... But it's April fools, so it's real.

@Mechagodzilla128

4 жыл бұрын

Just like how two negatives equal a positive. Genius.

@silentstorm731

4 жыл бұрын

hm

@Demo-0812

4 жыл бұрын

This video was recommended to me on April first 2020 *APRIL'S FOOLS*

@moa4185

4 жыл бұрын

Mechagodzilla128 I mean a negative multuplied by a negative makes a positive 🤔

@bmjake

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha it’s April fools, not opposite day

The actor playing the Al Qaeda is just amazing. "If you spent months planning something reallly special" "Why is Osama bin Laden safe in .... somewhere" "Me and Bush, we go out, we hang" 😂😂

@derp8575

6 ай бұрын

Over 400 likes and not one comment? Not buying that at all. Seriously. Over 400 likes and not one comment? Even the anti-conspiracy theorists must be having internal dialog in their tell-a-vision addled, fluoridated minds. But they can never say anything because it's unpopular to disbelieve the official narrative. Anti-conspiracy theorists are some of the most dangerous people. They ALWAYS believe the government/corporate narrative. Deep down they are all Liberals. The only way Liberal ideology wins is with massive censorship, intimidation, violence and government expansion. Their ideas cannot win in a free market. Give them a polygraph about their own ideologies and most of them will fail.

@Psycho345

Ай бұрын

It's Miles Grose.

@deleetiusproductions3497

Ай бұрын

"Why would they kill 3000 of their own infidels?" "Talking to you is like talking to a goat!"

@hardboiled2987

19 күн бұрын

Den of jackals

The latest Moscow attack is basically this: An increasingly frustrated ISIS having to repeatedly insist that it was them who did it LMAO

@highdefinist9697

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, they even uploaded bodycam footage - but Russia will probably claims it's AI-generated...

@judet2992

2 ай бұрын

@@highdefinist9697well that’s fucked up. And if you’re wondering what I’m referring to the answer is yes

@destituteanddecadent9106

2 ай бұрын

​@@judet2992wdym what you're referring to, this wasn't exactly a cryptic conversation

@judet2992

2 ай бұрын

@@destituteanddecadent9106 it was a joke

@destituteanddecadent9106

2 ай бұрын

@@judet2992 I guess I don't get the joke. What were you referring to?

"We flew an enormous airplane into a building. Okay, I think it is obvious what caused the building to crumble." XD

@ddebenedictis

5 жыл бұрын

The book author needs to respond that the planes were holograms.

@cymothoa.exigua

5 жыл бұрын

Dee Dee Love mmhmm

@davmus1112

5 жыл бұрын

What plane flew into wtc7

@tjslam26

5 жыл бұрын

@GazB85 just trying to help out here. The phrase is "I would have never guessed" not "I'd never of guessed". Or "I would've never guessed".

@omegastar19

5 жыл бұрын

David Musial it doesnt have to. All the top 15% has to do is crush ONE single floor. Once that happens, the resulting momentum will crush the next floor, which adds even more momentum and weight to the top. Floor after floor after floor, exactly what we see on 9/11.

"I can assure You: We did NOT used thermite bombs! I did the research myself - it would not have worked...". This is brilliant!

@wowo316g5

3 жыл бұрын

H

@123Mathzak

3 жыл бұрын

Concrete, 100% not lying totally

@MistahFox

3 жыл бұрын

@@123Mathzak I love how it implies that Al-Qaeda was going to use thermite bombs but their organizer did the research and found it wouldn't work.

@123Mathzak

3 жыл бұрын

@@MistahFox Yeah their organizer def wouldn’t be paid under the table or anything

@lolasdm6959

3 жыл бұрын

“It's like talking to a goat”

1:02 "How would you feel if you spent 2 months in the mountain caves sleeping on rocks planning on something really special only for someone else to take credit." I felt that in my soul 😂😂

@Anyone-AGTR15

22 күн бұрын

Israel

@Anyone-AGTR15

22 күн бұрын

Did

@Anyone-AGTR15

22 күн бұрын

9️⃣1️⃣1️⃣

"Me and Bush we go out, we hang, he goes bring home the forgery..." I like how even he's fed up with the guy at that point.

@Lazaven

10 ай бұрын

Talking to you is like talking to a goat!

"Talking to you is like talking to a goat."

@dominicgunderson

3 жыл бұрын

*Girl

@mr.randomgamer888

3 жыл бұрын

@@dominicgunderson same thing

@mr.randomgamer888

3 жыл бұрын

@Mialisus a fellow intellectual I see

@mr.p215

3 жыл бұрын

*Goat Girl

@rontauranac

3 жыл бұрын

@@dominicgunderson Goat.

The whole “why is his approval rating in el-hammam” joke is so underrated. El Hammam means “The Bathhouse” but also means “The Toilet” in Arabic. He’s saying George Bush’s ratings are in the shitter.

@MartinOmander

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, I wondered about that. Thanks for explaining!

@RoroRoseD

3 жыл бұрын

Nice. Thanks

@Marqan

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda concerning that they use the same word for those..

@MartinOmander

3 жыл бұрын

@@Marqan We do the same in English. "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?"

@exceptionallyfluffy

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a native Arabic speaker and I didn't even catch that because of how badly mispronounced it was 😂

The funniest part about this in retrospect is that Modern Day Debate or some other big online debate show could actually host a debate between an Al Qaeda member and a 9/11 truther on this exact topic and that honestly wouldn't be that out of place.

@Iocustkingofdecayingcorpse

8 ай бұрын

Truly

@derp8575

6 ай бұрын

Not really. We could easily compare the comments from past time to current time and measure the difference. Anti conspiracy theorists are r333tards. All of them. Total losers

@cleopatrasrevenge

6 ай бұрын

To be fair, Taliban is now the official government in Afghanistan and has de facto control over its territory, so this is going to happen soon. They've already appointed ambassadors to a few Asian countries' embassies, ousting the previous dudes.

@JESUSWASAJUGGALO

2 ай бұрын

​@@cleopatrasrevengeoh man remember when former taliban soldiers started complaining on twitter about getting stuck doing office work so they could actually start running things? it truly felt like something the onion would come up with but it was real life

Anyone watching after ISIS is desperately trying to prove that it was them who committed the Crocus City Hal shooting?

@Mr.Stizblee

2 ай бұрын

Actually I'm here after seeing a clip of Trump claiming Obama and Hillary Clinton founded Isis.

@DreamtOfSleep

2 ай бұрын

insane how uneducated americans are. conspiracy theorist country has gone off the deep end

@moffig1

2 ай бұрын

Me. This is basically ISIS right now lmao. William Gerard is Russia trying to Ukraine for an islamic terror attack. And the Al Kaida guy is ISIS openly and proudly admitting that they did it and release more and more bodycam footage to prove it. And western intelligence agencies also confirm that ISIS did it and have even warned Russia 2 weeks in advance of an imminent islamic terror attack.

@amben6619

2 ай бұрын

ISIS attacking Russia and before that Iran. Is that ISIS or a CIA black ops unit???

@raidenvakarian9362

Ай бұрын

​@@Mr.Stizblee I love how later Fox News did an interview with him and asked him if he meant Obama and Clinton simply created the environment that eventually gave birth to ISIS, and he said no, they quite literally founded ISIS xD

“Go to the top of the Washington monument and you will see how well al qaeda is at planning things” LOL

@yourusernameeludesme8609

4 жыл бұрын

Legend has it - they are still waiting.!!

@Q8Duelist

4 жыл бұрын

Lol your comment has excatly 911 likes

@Pagalchhagal

4 жыл бұрын

"Planning things" aka fast dial George Bush to take them out

@sababugs1125

4 жыл бұрын

October 12th is my birthday

@austinlindsay8760

4 жыл бұрын

Sababugs112 mine too brother!

to be fair if i did 9/11 i'd be offended if i didn't get credit as well

@mervunit

3 жыл бұрын

The only way you wouldn't be offended is if part of the plan was to pin the whole thing on someone else

@laythadrian5705

3 жыл бұрын

One time I let a guy stay with me to help him out, but he screwed me over and dipped out the last month without paying the rent. I found out where he was staying and went over to his house and smashed all the windows on his truck which cost a lot more money than that last month's rent. I checked Facebook and he blamed it on someone else. Apparently he was a huge douche to a lot of people and I wasn't the most recent person he ripped off. I was relieved to not have to worry about facing retaliation or legal issues but part of me still wanted him to know I did it.

@hoagielamp6543

3 жыл бұрын

Which adds even more humor to the situation, the white guy is trying to frame it as "just asking questions" and "keeping an open mind" but if you were the terrorist responsible you know that's not what he's doing.

@ryanf922

3 жыл бұрын

You on a list now lol

@lolasdm6959

3 жыл бұрын

@@laythadrian5705 this can be used against you in court

"talking to you is like talking to a goat"

This stuff still hits perfectly 14 years later. Some of it is strangely poignant and relevant, which just shows that things never change

@aaronsound

Жыл бұрын

And what it relevant from here?

@derp8575

6 ай бұрын

Anti conspiracy theorists NEVER reply. They are total freaking LOSERS!@@aaronsound

"Why is Osama bin Laden safe in... somewhere?"

@DynamicGracer

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@the_original_Bilb_Ono

4 жыл бұрын

@@DynamicGracer 5 years later you comment. Lol and the video is from 2008 on top on all that I just happen to watch and see your comment a few hours after you posted it. Feels weird. I use to watch the onion years ago and watching the newest Rogan podcast with Penn they mentioned the onion and it caused me to look them up to see if they still make videos. And to my surprise they still do! Anyways it's strange how alot of the comments seem either very recent or very old.

@DynamicGracer

4 жыл бұрын

@@the_original_Bilb_Ono they don't They sold themselves to a different company haha And I commented just to alert you just in case you didn't know you had 3.8k likes

@fortnitesus

4 жыл бұрын

Bilb Ono i am still sad he died

@chrisahearn789

4 жыл бұрын

They make things now, a podcast called the topical. It's actually not bad

Man, these Onion actors are a class by themself. Hollywood can't hold a candle to these guys.

@mission101

4 жыл бұрын

Harki Rehal the actor of Omar Al-Farouq is my favourite out of everyone. He nails it so well and never cracks character

@umarzahir3582

4 жыл бұрын

They cant even speak or act and they try and imitate people from middle east by gettin a man to wear a scarf and yeh thats it they know people will believe anything they see or hear. Shame on the media for resorting to these tactics finally people can see through it.

@Aberrantly

4 жыл бұрын

@@umarzahir3582 It's satire dude, it's not meant to look real. They're amazing actors, but nobody's perfect.

@lerux8392

4 жыл бұрын

@@umarzahir3582 ....this video is from the onion( a satirical site), the fuck your on about.

@yueshijoorya601

3 жыл бұрын

@@umarzahir3582 Hey dumbass. How's it like to live as a dumbass? Have you been this way your whole life?

We are living in the *_uhh..._* timeline.

I literally showed this to my coworkers and they totally believed this. They ate the onion.

This is the kind of nuanced, balanced discussion we need in our culture again.

@rezakarampour6286

Жыл бұрын

Search . ' Solving 9-11 By Christopher Bollyn . '

@Idontwannashutup

Жыл бұрын

unholy number of likes

@TCt83067695

Жыл бұрын

@@Idontwannashutup not any more muhahaha

@user-ec1xm4cs3h

Жыл бұрын

'We certainly have common ground there'🤣🤣

@4465Vman

Жыл бұрын

@@rezakarampour6286 or any of david ray griffins books on 9/11!!

"Most of the mainstream media are too afraid to have me on. Thank you" 🤣🤣🤣

@maazkalim

4 жыл бұрын

If this skit would've been made today, he would've said: lamestream media* There!

@hitlerjusthitlerliterallyh2700

3 жыл бұрын

@Anthony Salerno anyone who isnt a neocon and neolib hates the msm

@nosferatu5

3 жыл бұрын

@@hitlerjusthitlerliterallyh2700 not that different from alternative media on KZread. Look at crowder and other loonies, conning their audience, being caught red handed and still their audience in denial can’t put 2 and 2 together, coming back for more. It’s darn right sad how extremeified and blindfolded the US population has gotten over the last 10 years. Other major player countries aren’t doing any better either. This kettle is about to come to a boil, it’s easy to rile up people, it takes effort for everyone to calm down.

@sebmack2402

3 жыл бұрын

@@nosferatu5 Crowder is a neocon, dont use that dumbass to slander all right wingers

@bobbie3713

3 жыл бұрын

@@hitlerjusthitlerliterallyh2700 For very different reasons, right winger hate the MSM cause they wont air conspiracy theories, its no the same as anti-war protesters that hate them cause they cheer for foreingh interventions, or other kinds of people with legitimate grivances

Russia and tankies blaming Ukraine after the Terrorist attack right now lol

@longbottomleafresearch5296

2 ай бұрын

tf is a tankie

@mikhaelgribkov4117

2 ай бұрын

@@longbottomleafresearch5296 pretty authoritarian who tries to hide own fascistic Eastern imperialism by using socialistic talking points.

It's so annoying when somebody else tries to take the credit for your work.

@Blasted2Oblivion

2 ай бұрын

If I am not mistaken, wasn't a serial killer caught for exactly that reason?

As a Muslim, I'm afraid if I laugh at this the FBI will come kick down my door.

@domizzy1348

3 жыл бұрын

Same brother. Assalamualaikum

@wajddghari2902

3 жыл бұрын

@@domizzy1348 ayyyy 😎 muslim here

@adzin0093

3 жыл бұрын

Same 😂😂😂

@medexamtoolsdotcom

3 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, they proved on that day that they'd not be kicking your door down even if you really *were* up to something, so you're safe.

@autisticcracker152

3 жыл бұрын

They would vacate the entire property out of fear that someone or something would explode

The “2 months in mountain caves” line is so good, does anyone else remember when the newspapers thought that we couldn’t find Bin Laden because he somehow hollowed out a cave and all the terrorists were hiding in it? There was a whole diagram about how it would work and what it looked like, and then it turned out that he was just in a fuckin house

@edwardfletcher7790

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah Pakistan really did a good job helping him....

@pyellard3013

2 жыл бұрын

Smart move..Not so much trusting his Doctor... Who we do hear so much on... 🤔😉

@Kaanfight

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the Tora Bora complex. That DoD diagram is hilarious

@alans5799

2 жыл бұрын

The crazy part is that was a fictional diagram from times of London and Rumsfeld went on "meet the press" and passed it off as real saying "not just one there are MANY of those" edit: I found the video lol: kzread.info/dash/bejne/eHucqaqxp5PTg9I.html

@rezakarampour6286

Жыл бұрын

@@alans5799 Search . ' Solving 9-11 By Christopher Bollyn . '

Came here after Putin claimed it was the Ukrainians behind the Moscow terrorist attack

@moffig1

2 ай бұрын

Same. Russia is William Gerard blaming Ukraine for an islamic terror attack, without any evidence. The Al Kaida guy is ISIS openly (and proudly) admitting that they did it and release more and more bodycam footage to prove it. Western intelligence agencies also confirm that ISIS did it. Russia is a real life "The Onion" sketch lol. The stupidity and brazen lies of the russian government truly are something else

"I work for Bush, me and Bush, we go out, we hang, he goes 'ayy, bring on the forgery" LMAO

The Al Queada guy is such a good actor, he plays it so well

@sleepy2364

3 жыл бұрын

@@mangonel hey you're a good infidel, don't come to the Empire State building tomorrow

@HeliosSoI

3 жыл бұрын

@@mangonel He'll show you how great they are at organizing things.

@MA-yu2ss

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@TheRausing1

3 жыл бұрын

@David Zarqui chill Dave

@Klont123

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he’s a goat!

This actually sort of happened in real life. Al Qaeda got angry with Ahmadinejad for espousing 9/11 conspiracy theories and claimed he just hated Sunnis and didn't want to give them credit.

@neurofiedyamato8763

3 жыл бұрын

Onion becomes news :D

@NobleNomad

3 жыл бұрын

CIA and Mossad shill got mad you mean.

@25thturtle48

3 жыл бұрын

@@neurofiedyamato8763 As is the tradition

@fordmustnagisbestcarath5046

3 жыл бұрын

the reason i like ahmadinejad is because he makes it easier to know what is true and what isnt, for example if you see ahmadinejad saying literally anything you can add that to the list of things that arent true when if he didnt say it u maybe wouldnt know its lie for sure

@25thturtle48

3 жыл бұрын

@@fordmustnagisbestcarath5046 what's the guy up to nowadays anyway

'and why is osama bin laden safe in... somewhere' I'm DEAD

@jesuisboogie7945

2 ай бұрын

man i won't find anybody explaining the joke in the comments please help me out

@sergiorubens8475

2 ай бұрын

​@@jesuisboogie7945the spokesman almost loses his temper and lets slip where bin laden is (this skit was made befote he was killed by the US marines)

@jesuisboogie7945

2 ай бұрын

@@sergiorubens8475 ho ok i thought it wasn't just that thx

"Me and Bush we go out, we hang he goes 'hey bring along the forgery'" While talking over each other lmaoooo

"planning something really special" lol. that line gets me every time we'll done ONN!

@ijemand5672

Жыл бұрын

we will done

@js2010ish

Жыл бұрын

😅

@bryan9587

Жыл бұрын

He said that like he was planning a surprise birthday birthday LMFAOOOOOOO

@michaeldonoghue9015

Жыл бұрын

Take the whole family lol

@averagegamer6831

9 ай бұрын

@@ijemand56727 years later 🤣🤣🤣

2:18 "Let Mr. Faruqq of Al Queda speak!" underrated line

@billyhorseshoe6729

3 жыл бұрын

It’s spelled Pharouque lmao

@devon7741

3 жыл бұрын

Billy Horseshoe Pause at 0:27

@dogsdreamtoo8427

3 жыл бұрын

@kr tu why is it underrated?

@dillbill7152

3 жыл бұрын

@@dogsdreamtoo8427 because its hilarious in a subtle way and that makes it better.

@yunleung2631

3 жыл бұрын

Such a good moderator! You gotta let your guests speak! Get him to moderate the next presidential debates in 2024

The Onion should do a satire of the fact that KZread put a Context notice on top of this video.

"Why would they kill 3,000 of their own infidels?"

“me and bush, we go out, we hang” was delivered perfectly omg

@agent0-1-02

3 жыл бұрын

WTF is your username

@Sifter2K

3 жыл бұрын

@@agent0-1-02 bootyful

@anonymous_4276

2 жыл бұрын

I love your username.

@julia2k8

11 ай бұрын

😂

This is just a fuckin masterpiece that stutter: "Osama Bin Laden is safe in - - somewhere"

@patrickshaw411

2 жыл бұрын

NOT ANYMORE

@kolia5403

2 жыл бұрын

@@patrickshaw411 that’s what they want you to think

@blockerhall2731

2 жыл бұрын

It’s actually why is osama bin laden safe in err somewhere, and ur right it is a masterpiece, and hilarious af.

ISIS after putin blames Ukraine again 😂

I*is trying to convince Russia today...

It's been 7 years and this still is just as funny now.

@priyajohn9198

6 жыл бұрын

10 years now

@MrRushhour4

5 жыл бұрын

@Sinjin Smyth oh yeah because its not like the point was to make fun of the discussion. No it was to laugh at each individual casulaty

@theworldoverheavan560

5 жыл бұрын

@Sinjin Smyth people die everyday get over it

@sungiant2000

5 жыл бұрын

10 years in a few days and it's still funny

@sungiant2000

5 жыл бұрын

@Watch Man I guess I'm retarded lol, I just added the 3 years ago to the 7 years in the comment without checking the actual date.

"Why would they kill 3000 of their own infidels" lololol 😂

@keenanhaug8814

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@andrewnield9827

4 жыл бұрын

Cos of their extremist religion 😂

@AzzWalk

2 жыл бұрын

I don't get it. What is infidel and who are there own

@oliverseguin7812

2 жыл бұрын

@@AzzWalk Infidel = one who is unfaithful, refers to non muslims

@AzzWalk

2 жыл бұрын

@@oliverseguin7812 but what's the joke?

All of these Onion skits are truly funny. I can't imagine they couldn't bring this back and monetize the hell out of it.

Russia Today need to interview the ISIS Spockesman soon. Have him present the plane ticket and Moscow map.

"Bush's administration they're a den of jackals, we certainly have common ground there" holy shit the jokes the onion puts in these videos come at us so fast its easy to miss them, but theyre all gold

@HughJanus23

3 жыл бұрын

the den of jackals quote comes from Jeremiah 9:11 as well 😂😂

@medexamtoolsdotcom

3 жыл бұрын

That's not even a joke, that's just reality. The real al quaeda would have no problem with this portrayal I am sure. That's the point, that this is reality and the fact that it's so stupid is why reality in this case is onion worthy. The ONLY thing stopping this interview from happening in real life is al quaeda staying hidden.

@salmonnnnman

3 жыл бұрын

Well now this makes more sense than denim jackals, which is what I heard originally...

@BW-81

3 жыл бұрын

@@salmonnnnman you’re not alone, I heard that too and thought it was a reference to them wearing jeans on the ranch 😂 very specific

@sunset2.00

2 жыл бұрын

Bush is still alive cries Mah women mah children in Afghanistan n Iraq why did you stop the war.

The Onion had some balls to post something like this only 7 years later...

@Libertymichigan13

3 жыл бұрын

More like 6.5 lol

@alexflenner3778

3 жыл бұрын

I heard the Onion made 9/11 jokes litterally right after 9/11!!

@Zei33

3 жыл бұрын

This wasn’t making a joke about 9/11. It’s aimed at the nut job conspiracy theorists who think it was an inside job. That’s an important distinction.

@korpiklaaniband2277

3 жыл бұрын

The Onion wrote a written article about the hijackers 2 weeks after the event, interviewing them asking why they were in hell and not heaven.

@mjbranch2109

3 жыл бұрын

Better then than now

The acting in this is top notch. Oscar worthy, I'm not even kidding. 😂

"We flew an enormous plane into a building, I think it is obvious what caused the building to crumble" Yeah...thats pretty much it.

@The_Bird_Bird_Harder

Жыл бұрын

It really is huh.

@redtsun67

Жыл бұрын

BUT THE STEEL BEAMS

@sigmamale4147

Жыл бұрын

Very fortunate "terrorist" attack for silverstein

@christophermalthe1818

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but no. The buildings should not have fallen like they did. It looks a lot like a controlled demolition with explosives and that is probably what happened

@JDela10

Жыл бұрын

@@christophermalthe1818 -- no they don't look like controlled demolitions at all. In controlled demolition the collapse begins at the base, in both towers it initiated at the impacted zones. There were no sounds of perimeter or core columns being blown out. Parts of the buildings, such as a large piece of the core of the North tower even remained intact for a brief period after the collapse. Its not consistent at all with controlled demolition but its absolutely consistent with catastrophic failure of the structure at the impacted floors.

“Why would they kill 3000 of their own infidels?” Incredible.

@insaa43

3 жыл бұрын

Idiots

@knightenchanter7908

3 жыл бұрын

Infidels

@kejiri3593

3 жыл бұрын

To add more to the joke. The 9/11 conspirator would say because of corporate greed or something

@abadibi

3 жыл бұрын

@@kejiri3593 but thats true. Usa killed over 400k of their own people during the corona crisis just for that

@thymelaka4758

3 жыл бұрын

USA killed more than that of their soldiers in Iraq searching for non existent WMD.

I lost it when he said our own infidels 😂😂😂

ISIS-K is feeling this right now as Russia tries to heap blame for the Crocus City Concert Hall massacre on Ukraine. "HEY! WE DID THAT!"

Omar Al-Farouq has to be my favorite recurring Onion character.

@wayne7357

4 жыл бұрын

Brug

@aeromexico0015

4 жыл бұрын

@@wayne7357 bruh*

@NJ-wb1cz

4 жыл бұрын

He was also a real person and a real member of Al Qaeda

@Pagalchhagal

4 жыл бұрын

@@NJ-wb1cz yeah he usually hung out with the Bush family too

@jameskchou

4 жыл бұрын

A Saudi VIP

"Talking to you is like talking to a goat"

@911ambulancegirl

9 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Russels and I'm sure he knows

@henrycarras1921

8 жыл бұрын

+Jimmy Russels Lolz, love that line!!

@00tonytone

6 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Russels Oct.12 2009 nothing happened. There's proof that at least the Bush Administration allowed 911 to happen.

@00tonytone

6 жыл бұрын

911ambulancegirl me and Bush we go out we hang that was funny. Bin Laden isn't safe and is a coward didn't even go out the way he tells his followers to go out.

@reckyourself6948

5 жыл бұрын

@@00tonytone What are you on about?

That slight pause when he asked," Why is Osama safe in ... somewhere" was genius

I like to think that Onion news is a news site from a parallel universe that somehow made it into ours.

@therealdoge4760

3 жыл бұрын

original comment

@lampyrisnoctiluca9904

3 жыл бұрын

I think they are getting TLC back.

@MistahFox

3 жыл бұрын

That's canon

@blackadder194

3 жыл бұрын

ooooh, like it! like it a lot! thumbs up!

@erichuang7524

3 жыл бұрын

The Rick and Morty Interdimensional Cable

The writing is amazing but the real miracle are those two anonymous actors perfectly reproducing this style of debate, keeping to the script and making it look like they are speaking from the top of their heads. Bravo.

@Ishidori85

2 жыл бұрын

Omar Al Faruq's actor is killing it!

@videodaniel8945

Жыл бұрын

When you see actors interrumpting or talking over eachother, it usually means it was partly improvised, not exactly reading of a script word for word

@shooby9496

Жыл бұрын

Onion actors are next level.

@chinsaw2727

11 ай бұрын

@@shooby9496 I think it’s more so the direction given to them by the Onion. Audiences often easily overlook the fact that good direction to the actors by directing staff creates good acting. The reason the Onion has consistently good acting in their videos is because they gave great direction to their actors to truly let them shine in their performances. People compare this to Hollywood, which they should, because these decade old Onion clips are beating them at their own game. Hollywood has an abundance of talented actors, and a shortage of talented directors who can give adequate directions to the actors in their roles. The end result is horrid acting that is mostly the fault of shoddy direction. Yet, audiences blame the actors because all they see is what’s on screen, the actors giving a terrible performance. So the actors shoulder the blame and are left with tarnished careers, while the directors responsible get away scot free to ruin more movies. TLDR: The acting industry has a problem, that problem is the directing industry. The Onion has consistently great acting because the directors on staff are good at their jobs.

@Anankin12

9 ай бұрын

​@@videodaniel8945my man, that is false.

Am I allowed to watch this today? September 11th?

“Me and Bush, we go out, we hang.”

LMFAO. "Aw here we go" that was funniest thing ever.

@nirv

5 жыл бұрын

You would like Raj fahneen on the phil hendrie show. I think he was an inspiration for this bit

@NazmusLabs

4 жыл бұрын

Awee shee hewe go ‘gain

@jasonalvarado3246

4 жыл бұрын

Ahhh shiiii, here we go again.

@oliverxvi4373

4 жыл бұрын

Laughed my ass off here from Sweden

@artloverivy

4 жыл бұрын

The dude is a fantastic actor

“ i work for bush…. me and bush we go out we hang” i’m dead

@manfromnantucket9544

Жыл бұрын

He says "bring on the forgeries"

@manz007

Жыл бұрын

@@manfromnantucket9544 🤣🤣

The fact that there is even someone from Al Queda on, with a suit and everything, is the best joke in this bit. So casually too, "And we have Omar Al-Farouq from Al Queda, an outspoken critic..." And this, "Let Mr. Farouq of Al Queda speak!"

@rezakarampour6286

Жыл бұрын

Search . ' Solving 9-11 By Christopher Bollyn . '

"I have flight school records, etc." Onion offering to present more evidence than the Commission did.

@4465Vman

Жыл бұрын

yup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They are all good, but the actor who plays the al qaeda guy is absolutely brilliant. He should get an oscar for this 😂

4 жыл бұрын

hired fake al Qaeda, they think we stupid

@anonb4632

3 жыл бұрын

@ Really? This is a satirical channel. 😆

3 жыл бұрын

@@anonb4632 I withdraw... hahahhaha

@wolf_da_king-5137

3 жыл бұрын

@ Bruhhhhh you thought this was real??

@brandonellis8111

3 жыл бұрын

He reminds me of Muslim Ben Carson

"just wait there"

“I can assure you they are a den of jackels” is gold.

"I have the voucher for the flight lessons" 💀

"why is Osama Bin Laden safe in...s-somewhere?"

@prosperousestablishment1808

4 жыл бұрын

Because he is gay.

@Asidders

3 жыл бұрын

@@prosperousestablishment1808 Every Arab is.

@heistheonewatchingyou7858

3 жыл бұрын

@@prosperousestablishment1808 fuck off

Speaking of troubling events and unsolved mysteries from 2001, did we ever figure out who let the dogs out?

@0Clewi0

5 жыл бұрын

If I remember there was money from SA

@paulgoogol2652

5 жыл бұрын

Dogtor Who

@larrymcjones

5 жыл бұрын

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!

@NobodyCaresALot

5 жыл бұрын

Some reports indicated they came from Mexico near the Baja region but those were erroneous. Turns out they were really from London. Three angry young men from the Southern Baha region had in fact sought the perpetrators of the releasing of said dogs but to no avail. A vigil will be held in 2021 for the twenty year anniversary of the dogs being let out.

@gutenman7112

5 жыл бұрын

Top 10 mysteries that scientist can't explain .

“Bush administration is a den of jackals we have some common ground there”. Good lord.

This is way too good, thank you onion 🙏🏽

That Muslim guy is a damn good actor..

@KrimsonVagus

8 жыл бұрын

+Jaygo Tee Probably some Puerto Rican guy lol

@marvinmartian510

6 жыл бұрын

EarthAngel_A.i. hes probably Mexican

@jjbinx

5 жыл бұрын

He looks like don omar

@cymothoa.exigua

5 жыл бұрын

MAGICIAN Yes, he is. That’s The Onion’s entire thing.

@eca3101

5 жыл бұрын

You don't know he's Muslim

When a joke become true. Can't believe AQ actually had to debunk conspiracy theories in 2021 because they were mad at loosing credit of the attack....

@wizard7314

2 жыл бұрын

When did that happen?

@IHateYoutubeHandlesVeryMuch

2 жыл бұрын

@@wizard7314 Not sure about what he's talking about, but there is a 2011 ABCnews article that mentions Al Qaeda was angry at an Iranian official for believing the conspiracy.

@Ajokeofaworld

2 жыл бұрын

Haha the conspiracy is in fact believing your government

@ijemand5672

Жыл бұрын

You mean "for believing the theories" because the conspiracy isn't real

@rezakarampour6286

Жыл бұрын

@@ijemand5672 Watch it on KZread . ' The Military Knows Israel Did 911 . '

“And why is osama bin laden safe in- somewhere….” The writings of these skits is phenomenal

The ridiculousness of it makes it sound plausible.

@Hifuutorian

Ай бұрын

They literally said as much some time in 2011 IIRC.Iran tried to say it was a false flag in some propaganda thing and Al Qaeda said "Of course they refuse to give us the credit for the most successful attack on America."

Still the funniest Onion video of all time

@vincentpol

8 жыл бұрын

+Lllobster cation Some come close.

@AndyK304

8 жыл бұрын

+Adam A It's right up there, but the "Do You Remember Life Before the Segway" video might be funnier. And the congressman reading into the congressional record his description of how he killed a hobo is pretty damned good, too- "hobo" is just an inherently funny word.

@fabriziogarreta7160

8 жыл бұрын

+Adam A symbolic is an awesome album

@thugger2176

8 жыл бұрын

Why is Osama bin laden safe in somewhere lol

@kingjayapala

8 жыл бұрын

"China celebrates status as world's #1 polluter" is pretty funny too. So is the one about the "Attractive Girls Union."

"Cheese originally purchased as ingredient becomes entire meal"

@cyborgboomer1701

3 жыл бұрын

Me

@acommentor782

3 жыл бұрын

@@cyborgboomer1701 you

@shantanuselokar6357

3 жыл бұрын

Ourselves

@abbytran8514

3 жыл бұрын

@ExDeeXD Music *O U R* CHEESE

@morcinus6449

3 жыл бұрын

Thought that said Chinese and not cheese.

"We flew an enormous airplane into the building, I think it's obvious what caused it to crumble." Lmaoo

you know its a good video when all of the top comments are just quotes from the video

When the Al Qaeda guy is the sane man.

@reckyourself6948

5 жыл бұрын

Just making sure you know this is satire...You do know, right?

@laylaruan

5 жыл бұрын

Reck Yourself Chrissakes, Onion and clickhole videos are full of comments like yours. Why wouldn’t he know it’s satire? It’s not hard to spot. It’s not even like he confused you because he was playing along with it or anything, just made a little comment

@reckyourself6948

5 жыл бұрын

@@laylaruan You'd be surprised.

@laylaruan

5 жыл бұрын

Uh huh

@notlineeydupppz43

3 жыл бұрын

im too stupid to process my process

This is peak peak satire. And the 'Oh here we go..' 😂😂😂

@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, that part was too perfect!

@derp8575

6 ай бұрын

'Oh here we go..' what? You will NEVER reply.

Why would they kill 3000 of their own infidels?

“Why is his approval rating in al-hamam” LOL as an Arab (and Muslim) I LOVED THAT haha. Although al-hamam is generally used as “bathroom” and not specifically “toilet”.

“Why would they kill 3 thousand of their own infidels?”

@hotshotroom964

2 жыл бұрын

I hope your having a good day

@fedoraphill8599

Жыл бұрын

tuskegee, pearl harbor, kent state, killing civil rights protesters and leaders, and anti vietnam protesters. They do it all the time. Check the police kills stats, terrorists have killed less americans than cops in any 12-18 month period

@Barbutt

Жыл бұрын

@@fedoraphill8599 I’m quoting an Onion News or Bab Bee joke I no longer remember.

This is incredible. 2020 needs more of this type of satire and humor.

@constantinosschinas4503

3 жыл бұрын

humour is everywhere in 2020. a 0.018% global death rate is named a pandemic since it was 0.00001%, and a global scale, fascist economic collapse is needed to produce more deaths, because otherwise the measures would bring no change to deaths. there are millions other jokes out there, but remember, don't go out without your mask. you and your grandpa may live longer than life expectancy if you act THAT irresponsibly.

@francescoboselli6033

3 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately now days is all politically correct

@jorenvanderark3567

3 жыл бұрын

Its hard to make fun of the braindead, they provide all the comedy about them themselves. See constantinos schinas comment for proof.

@jorenvanderark3567

3 жыл бұрын

@@constantinosschinas4503 and someone doesnt know how death rates work.

@sgtkort97

2 жыл бұрын

@@constantinosschinas4503you must be fun at parties

1:49 Omg the writing for this is brilliant “osama is safe in… somewhere” he realized he was about to drop the ball on him 😂😂😂

@no-sway3709

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha this aged so well

Got this recommended 14 years later on 9/11. Lovely

When the officer tells me to snitch or go to prison: 1:55

@GaryS-lp4oz

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@upmayo100

4 жыл бұрын

Tekashi 6ix9ine 😂

@userhbiron1806

4 жыл бұрын

@@upmayo100 snitchnine

@luciferchrist4682

3 жыл бұрын

😝😆😅😂😂

@emmanuellehmann9836

3 жыл бұрын

1:47

The "planning something really specially" had me dying. Like his feelings just got hurt.

@einundsiebenziger5488

8 ай бұрын

... really special* - listen closely before you post!