love how he just describes the whole plot without giving any spoiler warning, cause who fucking cares about this

@nothajzl

2 жыл бұрын

Even Sony didn’t care

@ShatteredGlass916

2 жыл бұрын

@@nothajzl Sony gives 0 fucks at this points. Which is shocking because i'm pretty sure that the Spiderman property is one of their golden goose. Yet somehow they didn't fed and take care of it properly

@py16667

2 жыл бұрын

Even the director of the film was spoiling major plot points & the post credit scenes a week before release, they had no faith in this at all

@anthonyibarra8697

2 жыл бұрын

@@ShatteredGlass916 No Way Home made a shit ton of money, probably more than whatever the heck Morbius would've made normally. I reckon Sony stopped caring about whatever they themselves have been making because none of the losses will overshadow NWH's shiny $1.8 billion. At least, for now.

@JaydevRaol

2 жыл бұрын

😅

I was blown away by the post-credits scene where they reveal that Morbius takes place in the same universe as the Channel Awesome anniversary movies.

@piupiuentertainment9377

2 жыл бұрын

Burrrrrn!

@crothschild

2 жыл бұрын

In this new sequel, Morbius must face his biggest villain yet: The Lightbringer.

@PeterGriffin11

2 жыл бұрын

@@simonmacconmidhe9489 Yes this all takes place in the mind of Doug Dimmadone.

@crothschild

2 жыл бұрын

@@simonmacconmidhe9489 I think you just blew my mind.

@songsfordustmites

2 жыл бұрын

@@crothschild "Don't talk about me, you son of a bitch!"

"I had 2 tickets to Morbius in my car and I noticed that somebody had broken into my car and now I have 4 tickets" - Funniest tweet I have ever seen

@charlottecorday8494

2 жыл бұрын

That's 🔥🔥🔥

@darrengordon-hill

2 жыл бұрын

Don't drive a trash can

@josepharmstrong1531

2 жыл бұрын

It's an old meme, but it checks out.

@stancyke5456

2 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭😭😭

@RTU130

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

Morbius felt like going back to the 2000's when comic book movies had no idea what they were doing.

@ninjanibba4259

2 жыл бұрын

At least the 2000s had spice in their stuff Not this apparently

@lapislazuli5035

2 жыл бұрын

Except for Raimi Spider-Man.

@meris8486

2 жыл бұрын

@@lapislazuli5035 yeah he stands out. But even that series had Spider Man 3

@immentallyhandicapped2903

2 жыл бұрын

@@meris8486 spiderman 3 is still better than almost everything else the 2000s superhero movies had to offer.

@westerling8436

2 жыл бұрын

Will Smith

wow, giving Morbius a 10/10 might’ve been a controversial one, but im sure the history books will remember it as a wise choice, thanks ralph lauren!

@WhayYay

2 жыл бұрын

We're doing fantano jokes on Ralphs channel now

@Danjoker.

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Melon

@user-kn6dq8uw2p

2 жыл бұрын

Wrong channel bro

@Devon.with.an.i

2 жыл бұрын

That’s polo ralph lauren to you, buddy.

@Mrstobastoba

2 жыл бұрын

Ah, a fellow Gambino enjoyer. Respeck.

I really liked it when Morbius said "It's Morbin' time!" and morbed all those guys

@TheRealXenosapien

2 жыл бұрын

10/10 comment

@wetwrkinc.5122

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated af

@novabee8054

2 жыл бұрын

this is a 'chefs kiss' worthy comment

@nomukun1138

2 жыл бұрын

Ctrl-C & Ctrl-V has greatly improved the internet.

@bigmoneyswager

2 жыл бұрын

That part really morbed my morb

I missed this kind of Ralph, seeing him cringe at bad superhero movies just doesn't get old.

@shnpio

2 жыл бұрын

It’s like the god old days

@laurocoman

2 жыл бұрын

@@shnpio the Turkish Airlines days.

@stang9806

2 жыл бұрын

@@laurocoman or him editing an entire gay porn scene

@johnnyklaus7124

2 жыл бұрын

On gooooood

@JaydevRaol

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

I can’t wait for Morbius 2: More-bius.

@BEATmyguest31

2 жыл бұрын

More-BS?

@patricksalone5871

2 жыл бұрын

wow.

@shawnfields2369

2 жыл бұрын

@@BEATmyguest31 I was hoping to see Less BS, but I guess More-bius will have to do for now, not that I'd ever see this BS.

@thebondofunity

2 жыл бұрын

Morbius 2: Electric Boogaloo

@MrRafu83

2 жыл бұрын

Re-morbius Reloaded: Revolutions

As much as I miss the sketch-based reviews where Ralph has a schizophrenic episode and plays a bunch of weird versions of himself such as Zack Snyder and the robot clones, I do still enjoy watching him tear this garbage apart

@tommytomlin944

2 жыл бұрын

I get why he’d grow out of playing characters of himself, but that energy he brought to each of his old ralphthemoviemaker videos has just been lost imo, I used to watch his older work constantlyyy, noticed such a change over the last two years :(

@VerityT

2 жыл бұрын

@@tommytomlin944 I think Ralph has improved a lot recently and this vid is a return to form imo. He’s also far more animated and insightful on Sardonicast lately, ya love to see it. I do miss his sketches though

@blurryperson2685

2 жыл бұрын

I was about to comment I really miss that format. Haven't watched one of his videos in years until this tbh

@rando843

2 жыл бұрын

@@tommytomlin944 I don't think these are bad, far from it, but I agree. I can't even count how many times I've watched his old vids but nowadays I barely notice when he uploads and then I watch them once and I"m like "cool"

@chloeme3589

2 жыл бұрын

Which of his older videos would you recommend to watch this kind of format? Super curious about it. Maybe someone could tell me when it started to change.

Among the many issues, the dialog--the banter--killed me. Everyone tried to be a playful smart ass in a poor attempt to build rapport between characters, but it all came off like something written by a grade schooler.

@shukterhousejive

2 жыл бұрын

Are you doubting the writing talents of credited writer "Burk Sharpless", which I'm sure is a real name that a real person has?

@svinjamaria

2 жыл бұрын

I will never forget the children banter at the beginning, holy shit I know Morbius is smart but children just don’t TALK like that

@ntewwible

2 жыл бұрын

@@shukterhousejive I'd believe the real person's name more likely to be your YT handle than Burt Sharpee Whatsit.

@manboy4720

2 жыл бұрын

it'd have to be smart for them to be a smart ass. now they're just a regular ass.

@bennett4789

2 жыл бұрын

dialogue…

this looks like something from 2006 made for a target audience of edgy teenagers who hate their stepdad

@charlottecorday8494

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@viscountrainbows6452

2 жыл бұрын

Looks like it was cobbled together from spare bits from the cutting floor of the Underworld Trilogy.

@SyrupBuccaneer

2 жыл бұрын

WAKE ME UP

@boopityboopboop

2 жыл бұрын

that's Jared Letos fangirl base in a nutshell

His role in blade runner 2049 is probably the best fit for him. A creepy, smug bad guy, but who also doesn't get much screen time.

@W422UP

2 жыл бұрын

He was great in Dallas Buyers Club too.

@boopityboopboop

2 жыл бұрын

he was good in requiem

@HappyCynic

2 жыл бұрын

His best role was in American Psycho, where he gets killed.

@thealpacaa

2 жыл бұрын

He was incredible in Dallas Buyers Club. Maybe he just isn't cut out for these Superhero roles?

@krishanuA

2 жыл бұрын

@@boopityboopboop Damn movie's a masterpiece!

This will certainly go down as one of the movies of 2022, hands down

@charlottecorday8494

2 жыл бұрын

It's a shoo-in!

@Birrrrra

2 жыл бұрын

Well said!

@Odinsday

2 жыл бұрын

I can safely say that this is one of the movies I have seen.

@Polinkazh

2 жыл бұрын

very true

@ijustlikebees

2 жыл бұрын

It's one of the movies of all time

Matt Smith in interviews even said "I... was given nothing. I did my beat lol" and I feel so bad for him lmfao

@shawnfields2369

2 жыл бұрын

You mean Matt Smih?

@fallingcrane1986

2 жыл бұрын

You mean Matt Morbius?

@geoffreysorkin5774

2 жыл бұрын

@@fallingcrane1986 Is it Morbin' Time?

I believe that playing Morbius on repeat would work successfully in a Guantanamo Bay torture type scenario and break the will of the strongest of men.

@77ELCREADOR

2 жыл бұрын

Not as effective as having it on loop alongside Justice League and Batman V Superman

@darrinfromvault801

2 жыл бұрын

Like how you used an old school joke thats been made for 20 yrs to go along with a film that feels like early 2000s

@ImmortalWombat

2 жыл бұрын

@@darrinfromvault801 what do you mean

@Jimbo1221

2 жыл бұрын

@@77ELCREADOR Okay BvS is too far..... That's the ultimate torture :,(

@77ELCREADOR

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jimbo1221 Nah, Suicide Squad owns that category

Don’t forget, Morbius was supposed to originally release in February last year, the literal dumping grounds for terrible movies.

@BrianGriffinW

2 жыл бұрын

What’s terrible about February

@Womper1992

2 жыл бұрын

@@BrianGriffinW It tends to be weak time for movies I'm not sure why, but studios tend to not put there biggest stuff out until summer or Oscar season.

@howiegruwitz3173

2 жыл бұрын

@@BrianGriffinW February gets a lot of failed Halloween movies. And Christmas movies. And repackages them as Valentines movie's.

@user-kz1kx8gq7l

2 жыл бұрын

Don't you mean January?

@IcyDiamond

2 жыл бұрын

It was meant to be released two years ago

Remember how Jared Leto was apparently really pissed when they cast Joaquin Phoenix in Joker instead of him? This is why.

Morbius lasted 32 whole issues as a stand alone character. No one cried when it was canceled.

@TrueGamer22887

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly bro. I see comments here and there about how “morbius is actually a really cool and great character they just messed this up”. I’m sitting here thinking when the f has morbius ever not been an awful joke of a character.

@muffywumpkins3648

2 жыл бұрын

@@TrueGamer22887 I will admit I had a subscription to Morbius when it ran. I *think* I have every issue. Theyre in my 90s box of shame. I moved on to better comics.

@WarriorBoy

2 жыл бұрын

Spot on. Same issue with Marvel adapting things like Eternals. There's a case to be made for turning turds into gold in some rare instances buuut...neither Morbius or Eternals were *ever* cool, and this is coming from a life-long Marvel nerd.

@muffywumpkins3648

2 жыл бұрын

@@WarriorBoy We need studios to understand that allowable isn't always prudent.

@TrueGamer22887

2 жыл бұрын

@@WarriorBoy bro I straight up forgot they even made the eternals

Really sad that Abraham Lincoln died. He would have enjoyed Morbius in theaters April 1st

@anubusx

2 жыл бұрын

I think he would've loved Captain America.

I can't believe people are still giving Leto roles. He's a monster of a human being who takes advantage of his young fans. He's literally a real life villain.

@Mels0103

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, but when has Hollywood ever cared about that

@dasher964

2 жыл бұрын

So is half a hollywood. They are only good at virtue signalling from their mansions

@greedyyawgoo5635

2 жыл бұрын

You literally described the Hollywood elites...

@Yandereiter

2 жыл бұрын

He was just method acting to play Morbius duh

@diegotm4365

2 жыл бұрын

???

Poor Matt Smith man, just get this guy in good films that actually make money

@adrianatkins10

2 жыл бұрын

He has the worst agent

@GskitzIndustries

2 жыл бұрын

I thought he was good in Last Night in Soho

@rocioquiroz11

2 жыл бұрын

@@GskitzIndustries Yeah he was pretty solid in that, but with every Last Night in Soho you get 5 Terminator Genisys and Morbious.

@ConorOnYoutube

2 жыл бұрын

Luckily House of the Dragon will be a juggernaut.

@blankblank2370

2 жыл бұрын

@Booper Dooper Ron Howard's voice: it won't be.

This really reminds me of the time Universal tried to set up the Dark Universe, but they couldn’t because _The Mummy_ underperformed so badly. Welcome back, Ralph.

@deadboy522

2 жыл бұрын

Rest in peace Dark Universe Cinematic Universe, we hardly knew ye.

@equidistanthoneyjoy7600

2 жыл бұрын

Actually, funny thing, The Mummy was their *second* try. They first tried with Dracula Untold, but it was such a flop that basically no one even remembered it flopping. Then The Mummy was a high profile flop, and they gave up.

@ValentinoMarino11

2 жыл бұрын

@@equidistanthoneyjoy7600 Good riddance. It’s funny seeing all of these studios and companies try to build a cinematic universe in 2 years with half the planning Marvel had.

@justincruz5720

2 жыл бұрын

@@ValentinoMarino11 Shortcuts.

@jadeharley7190

2 жыл бұрын

You forgot the updated Invisible Man with the lady from the Handmaids Tale! That was actually pretty decent but wasted on something like the dark universe

The crazy thing is they've got Goblin, new goblin, doc oc, electro, rhino, kinpin, and so many other well known villains and they went with morbius

@TrueGamer22887

2 жыл бұрын

Bro morbius even sucked on the 90s spider man show. He’s a miserably awful character and I have been trying to figure out why the would waste precious resources on this garbage.

@sweatyslapfight7900

2 жыл бұрын

My guess is that some marketing type thought that they could snatch what ever remains of the vampire craze all the while enjoying the safe revenue of a superhero schlock.

@shawklan27

2 жыл бұрын

@@TrueGamer22887 word

@barry2349

2 жыл бұрын

Kingpin isn't a spiderman villan anymore and the others villans suck ass

@courier6960

2 жыл бұрын

I’m willing to bet it’s the only thing Marvel was willing to let Sony play around with it, because they knew that whatever they gave them Sony would fuck it up

Vulture: Hey man I think we should team up to fight Spider-Man Morbius: Why? Vulture: I don’t know the script says it.

@gabe5918

2 жыл бұрын

“Intriguing.”

@HandlesAreDumb420

2 жыл бұрын

The worst part was Vulture bobbing his head to show he was talking. Hella cringe.

@nostalgiatrip7331

2 жыл бұрын

@@HandlesAreDumb420 I've heard that the scene was a reshoot and probably doesn't even have Michael Keaton because the mask never comes off, maybe the body double is trying too hard lmao

Morbius is the greatest kino of all time. After this, they should rename the MCU to the Morbius Cinematic Universe

@morbiuscrystal4875

2 жыл бұрын

🤡🤡🤡

Matt Smith went from Doctor Who at its peak to this. He needs a new agent.

@harveywhitehouse919

2 жыл бұрын

Only reason he went for this was because Karen gillan (played nebula in guardians/ Amy Pond in DW) told him how much she was enjoying working with marvel

"A New Marvel Legend Has Arrived" A legend that will fall back into obscurity within 5 years. 5.7 million dollar opening day. Yikes.

@Nemesis_T-Type

2 жыл бұрын

5 years? I'll give you five weeks

@Matter-Dark

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nemesis_T-Type 5 Days

@Jayden-fg8on

2 жыл бұрын

It made 39 million opening day and 84 over the weekend lmao

@jimberjamber8540

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jayden-fg8on my mistake, it made 17 million opening day, 39 million over the weekend in the US, and 84 million globally. That’s still pathetic because they probably spent another 75 million on marketing. It’s a flop.

@mellomike1928

2 жыл бұрын

@@jimberjamber8540 while it'll probably not leg out too well and may finish closer to $150 million than $200 million, Sony has a deal with Netflix that probably guarantees more money.

Oh man...I can totally see Morbius re-written as Nick Cage...

@siegwardinspirit

2 жыл бұрын

I'd watch it.

@Creampuf1977

2 жыл бұрын

Allow me to introduce you to the masterpiece that is Vampire's Kiss

@gabe5918

2 жыл бұрын

Ghost Rider then?

@shawnfields2369

2 жыл бұрын

@@gabe5918 Sure! I'd rather see him in Face/Off, but Ghost Rider? Why not?! Too bad he's not in the Blade movies, though...

@TheDreamDetective888

2 жыл бұрын

Yesss!😻

The part where ‘Evil Dr Who Vampire’ runs at Morbius in slow motion in the subway station and makes a snarling face was so unintentionally funny that I almost burst out laughing in my theatre.

I love that, for once, the world hasn't fallen for this shit. It's not doing well, and it doesn't even deserve what little it has managed to make.

@lanie7569

2 жыл бұрын

FOR REAL. i’m tired of jared leto in general so i’m glad his movies are bombing. hopefully he’ll get the hint!

@KurowChibifan1

2 жыл бұрын

brings me just a little bit of hope!

@sunlitsonata6853

2 жыл бұрын

It has made $84 million in its first week, unfortunately, but considering No Way Home grossed $260 million in its first week and actually had positive word of mouth to keep it going while Morbius will be btfo by Sonic, Dr. Strange and even Fantastic Beasts, it's not looking nearly as good.

@captainbitches5093

2 жыл бұрын

I work at a theatre and we haven't had more than 8 people in morbius at one time since it opened.

These important, big roles that Jared Leto keeps getting has to be proof that he has serious dirt on most of Hollywood. There is no way test screenings, audiences, kids, nerdy fans, all approve of this fucking guy.

@christopher.saint.christopher

2 жыл бұрын

Lately, I'm assuming similar things about a lot of Hollywood people.

@WizTis

2 жыл бұрын

Dudes 50. You know he’s actually a vampire so he had to be in this film 😂

@darwincity

2 жыл бұрын

Either that or he is great in bed.

Alright, you've convinced me. I'm going to go see Morbius TODAY!

It’s great to see high energy Ralph again

@CESS3D2Y

2 жыл бұрын

All we need is more and more hot shit 🙏

@juliusweiss5447

2 жыл бұрын

@Mario Sacrifices must be made in the name of art.

@juliusweiss5447

2 жыл бұрын

@@Thealseie I see you’re not very good at picking up on sarcasm through text.

The end scene writing was laughable. "We are bad guys. Lets team up and do good things." "Okay."

@mparmpakakis

2 жыл бұрын

"Intriguing" 💀

things make perfect sense when you realize the writers of God of Egypt and Dracula Untold are behind this

@shawnfields2369

2 жыл бұрын

Oh...so THAT'S why Morbius sucks? Other than having Jared Leto in this, and wasting poor Matt Smih...

@darwincity

2 жыл бұрын

AND the director who was convinced that his "Life" (2017) was comparable to Kubrick's 2001.

If you having a bad day just remember some dude took his girl to see this.

@tobbi_art

2 жыл бұрын

That’s painful

@giovan483

2 жыл бұрын

I was one of those dudes

@elvingearmasterirma7241

2 жыл бұрын

I hope they liked it in a This is Our Bad Film way and it didnt result in a bad night out

@giovan483

2 жыл бұрын

@@elvingearmasterirma7241 We enjoyed it as dumb fun. When it was over, we were making fun of the effects and post credit scenes. No bad memories

@elvingearmasterirma7241

2 жыл бұрын

@@giovan483 Im glad it went well!

"Have you ever wanted to see Jared Leto--" No.

We need more terrible dogshit so that we can get old ralph back

the “whats up doc” is straight out of the amazing bulk

My main issue with the post credit scene is it makes no sense for Morbius to want to team up with vulture. The film established him as a mostly moral dude. He has no reason to want to fight spiderman.

@bigskypioneer1898

2 жыл бұрын

That plus it left me wondering where Vulture got his suit... since he made it from alien tech that wasn't a part of the Morbius/Venom universe. It also seemed to conflict with the MCU portrayal of Vulture's story and character arc in their Spider-Man movies. It's like the writers of this scene haven't seen any of the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies.

"its Morbin time" is THE best line EVER in the history of screen writing and cinema history EVER

Jared Leto really carried being in one of the worst superhero movies ever made. First Suicide Squad and now this 💀

@KORNEWARRIOR

2 жыл бұрын

Career over.

I remember almost watching morbius in the cinema and was completely blown away. The plot was happening and the characters were written. Not to mention they were played by actors. And the CGI was computer generated. Truly an experience. 0/0 one of the movies ever made. Would almost watch again.

The end credits scene where he pulls up in a car just felt like a car commercial with Jared Leto for whatever car he was driving lol

I'd be more scared of being locked in a room with actor Jared Leto than murderous vampire Morbius

Everyone is raving about Marvel's Morbius! Peter Travers exclaims "It's a film", with the majority of America's critics agreeing that "MORBIUS SUCKS!!!".

I know Hollywood is a soul-less, greedy machine, but when a film is this lovelessly made, the general audience can sense it. No one wants to see a film this devoid of passion.

Morbius is certainly one of the movies, of all time.

The best part about these movies are the reviews.

@howiegruwitz3173

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for contributing to the era of crowd sourced reactive media that will define the stupidest generation of people who have access to knowledge, in human history.

Finally, Marvel’s very own “The Dark Knight.”

@notrealHDshh

2 жыл бұрын

But shittier

@cameron2069

2 жыл бұрын

It’s the Dark Knight of superhero movies.

@X08-Chill

2 жыл бұрын

The Dark Shite

@acunt

2 жыл бұрын

The Fart Blight

@henkdachief

2 жыл бұрын

very true

Man, Blade was 24 years ago and they couldn't manage to be as good as that.

I have to give Jared Leto credit. He tries the hardest of any actor I have seen to be in the most mid movies.

@SchulzEricT

2 жыл бұрын

And in the most underage girls. He's a dual-threat.

@jpns007

2 жыл бұрын

Not mid movies. TRASH movies.

@TwighlightLugia

2 жыл бұрын

You could even say he's a tryhard.

@shawklan27

2 жыл бұрын

@@TwighlightLugia YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

@KORNEWARRIOR

2 жыл бұрын

He is a narcisist.

The movies after credits scene feels like they did it for the sole purpose of getting a gasp out of people without worrying about if it makes sense.

@arenkai

2 жыл бұрын

So like most Marvel aftercredits scenes these past years ?

@erykaldo2l270

2 жыл бұрын

@@arenkai yep

@ChangedMyNameFinally69

2 жыл бұрын

@@arenkai What do you mean? Which ones?

Yo Ralph just has pure, infectious energy in this review. I like it.

"Sony insists that Morbius is the next big deal in pop culture." Ironically enough, that's basically what happened, with all these Morbin Time memes.

15:45. God damn, I haven't seen such an 2edgy4you pose stare like that since 2010.

@sirgoo9962

2 жыл бұрын

I clicked on the timestamp and wasn't prepared for that.

I found so much ironic entertainment value in it. (watched for free)

I was trying not to laugh during the scene of Morbius and Milo's conversation while hobbling down the sidewalk on their crutches as people struggle to get around them. I don't know why, but those shots were so funny to me

My dad was genuinely excited to see this because he likes vampire movies and for some reason also likes Jared leto. I tried to temper his expectations but he was still disappointed when he went and saw it. He couldn't bring himself to say it was bad but I could tell he didn't enjoy it at all

a doctor who makes an artifical medical device and needs to use it to evade the law and beat the villians? sounds like Dark Man

I didn’t think Morbius would be anything other than “meh” but hearing it’s assnuts is not suprising.

Great points Ralph. I'm also a massive fan of Morbius, I've already seen it 9 times.

"this man was trying to cure himself using bats and accidentally makes covid"

@jadeharley7190

2 жыл бұрын

No wonder they delayed it so long lol

@SunlessPeriwinkle

2 жыл бұрын

I like to believe that's actually how covid happened.

@shawnfields2369

2 жыл бұрын

@@SunlessPeriwinkle Yep. I agree, all his fault. All of it. He was behind all of it. Because of his horrible personality in real life, his horrendous acting, how he treats literally everyone around him like crap, because Jared Leto thinks he's the best man who ever lived, and is a narcissistic douche, who has no idea how the MCU actually works, and sony thinks that they can trick everybody into seeing this crap, but not realizing that they chose to release it on April Fool's Day, which was the biggest joke of all. Other than casting Jared Leto, I mean.

Can't believe somebody watched this in the theater.

This was your best video in a while! Glad to see this format returning. Love your work, Ralph! Huge fan of yours!

@77ELCREADOR

2 жыл бұрын

I really missed old Ralph, glad he's back

Finally, he sounds like he actually wants to make his videos again

Ralph yelling at the beginning was reminiscent of Alex yelling "fucking horrible" at the not Disney collection

So hyped for Morbius 2: More Bius

@KORNEWARRIOR

2 жыл бұрын

bius mor, the sequel underground so edgy

Yikes, looks like this one's not even worth pirating. Appreciate the review Ralph!

Mighty Morbin’ Morbius

Damn, my expectations were already low, but holy shit. Another comic book character ruined by Jared Leto

@MrGizzyRey

2 жыл бұрын

After seeing it. I Blame Sony, not Leto

@TrueGamer22887

2 жыл бұрын

You can’t “ruin” morbius. Morbius has always sucked lmao.

Even IF this had been a good film, I don't think I could've taken Matt Smith seriously. He's just Matt Smith, no it's worse, he's The Doctor. At least he changed his looks for his role in The Crown, but here he just looks like the 11th Doctor. Jared Leto is really trying to become a superhero star, isn't he..

@Ludzig

2 жыл бұрын

I believe the character is named doctor who

@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ludzig Can't tell if you're being serious or not..

I wonder how much Disney paid you for this obviously based review, Ralphtheselloutmaker!

How often are characters in the same shot? From the trailers, it kind of looked like you rarely see the faces of different major characters in the same shot. So I wonder if they shot a lot of the actors separately and just edited them together into the same scene. I wouldn't be surprised if Michael Keaton didn't even meet Jared Leto face to face.

@juliendacoolien3454

2 жыл бұрын

Interesting theory!

@javiiibot5887

2 жыл бұрын

I saw the end credits of Vulture and Morbius on IG and it definitely looks stitched together. The A and B camera angles really sell it as such. Vulture doesnt even take off his helmet when addressing Morbius and it honestly could very much be a stunt double wearing the suit while Keaton literally phones it in for the voice. The actors body language doesnt match the dialogue either.

My left ear loved the transitions.

To answer your Sinister Six question, Ralph: the answer is Kraven the Hunter is their next attempt. 😂

@rew_mate

2 жыл бұрын

Starring Ralph's favorite Quicksilver: Aaron Taylor-Johnson!

@jadeharley7190

2 жыл бұрын

@@rew_mate is that Ralph boner sweet dreams quicksilver or needed a bulletproof vest quicksilver?

@rew_mate

2 жыл бұрын

@@jadeharley7190 Needed a bulletproof vest quicksilver. (And yes I was joking)

Its really nice to watch a ralph video and not immediately think he has crippling depression in it

The PG-13 rating is interesting, cause here in the UK it was given a 15 rating. The reasons for it are so dumb, basically because there's one jumps care and because it's about vampires, which are considered spOOKy. 15 rating puts it on par with Deadpool and Logan.

@thelostmessenger

2 жыл бұрын

That's pretty dumb

@shawklan27

2 жыл бұрын

That's the same shit with the batman and venom makes no sense

@Superman22010

2 жыл бұрын

The bbfc is the most prudish ratings board

@henkdachief

2 жыл бұрын

deadpool and logan should be 18 i agree but vampires are spooky okay so dont act they are not!

@47fortyseven47

2 жыл бұрын

Amazing how the UK wants to protect children from movies but doesn't bother protecting them from paedophiles lol

I too, multiple times thought: "I really want to leave" but I was with a friend and didn't want to say anything. I went on opening day...6 people total in the theater

I’m just happy we’re finally getting another edit video like this I miss these kinda vids from Ralph

I applaud Sony taking a risk on Metal Gear Solid 2: The Prequel. It's really too bad that Jared Leto can't handle the dark complexity of Vamp's character.

@nackskott12

2 жыл бұрын

He wasn't bisexual enough for the role, clearly.

This feels like a classic RalphTheMovieMaker video! I LOVE IT!

Sony didn’t make Spider-Man No Way Home, they only funded it and distributed it. Marvel Studios made No Way Home.

@harleyb7880

2 жыл бұрын

Eventually they'll get the rights back...

@Punk-Mask

2 жыл бұрын

@@harleyb7880 I hope so

@jasonlewis9240

2 жыл бұрын

Sony gave us Spider-Man 2🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

@Punk-Mask

2 жыл бұрын

@@jasonlewis9240 yeah 18 years ago. It’s been all mediocrity since.

@mohdamerulaidilbinrazisahm7317

2 жыл бұрын

That explains the terrible poster that they give for Tom Holland's Spider -Man movies

Morbius sucks so bad that it brings ralph back. Thank you morbius

"You won't like me when I'm hungry" Maybe eat a snickers then michael, geez

Really enjoyed this video, love when ralph seems a bit more animated and emotes in his videos which until now I found to have been lacking in his newer videos.

Ah yes my favorite film and the culmination of a species to boot

Jarred Harris is fucking good man. His acting and accent in The Expanse is some of my favourite acting of all time

@99baji99

2 жыл бұрын

He's aces in Fringe

Didn’t even waste the time… thank you for your sacrifice! Lol

Can we just stop pretending that Jared Leto is actually a good actor?

@SLIDD_DDILS

2 жыл бұрын

He's very good as supporting roles in films like Fight Club and American Psycho, but absolutely CANNOT pull through as a main lead, ESPECIALLY in superhero films

@fmh_bazinga

2 жыл бұрын

@@SLIDD_DDILS exactly! Hes fine as a dope like Paul Allen but not as a 'badass' or 'intimidating' character like his awful rendition of the joker or Morbius

@SunlessPeriwinkle

2 жыл бұрын

He was, *once* , his best performances by far was in Requiem and Dallas Buyers Club, he especially killed it in Dallas buyers club. Idk what happened, probably started to get to his head, he genuinely thinks that everything he does is perfect, his narcissism isn't unheard of, but it's starting to bite him back in the ass now tho.

@SunlessPeriwinkle

2 жыл бұрын

@@SLIDD_DDILS He actually does a good job playing emotional and sensitive characters in particular, I agree w you, and he tends to be not *really* good with villainous or intimidating roles, that's just not his area and he can't seem to admit it, normally an actor should understand the limits of their acting abilities despite challenging themselves or taking roles out of their comfort zone, and when they fail they work on seeing the flaws and improving them, but he doesnt... I think that's what the problem is, he also competes and compares his performances w others a lot, I think the best example that would fit here would be the joker lol.

@kay1229

Жыл бұрын

I think he is good or used to be, But he's just not meant for the roles that are given to him now

Just watched it today, and yeah. This felt rushed as hell. Villain dies, and the movie’s like, “okay, bad guy is defeated, movie’s over.”

YESSSSS you get it in Ralph

@JulzGein_

2 жыл бұрын

Damn you beat me

I know comments like these are incredibly obligatory but this feels like classic ralphthemoviemaker. This is good stuff

You're wrong! Morbius made 1 morbillion dollars and the quote "It's Morbin time!" has inspired many people's dreams, you really lost one Ralph, shame on you...

That primal scream of "Morbius Sucks" was unreasonably funny

The best part of Morbius was I finally got to see The Northman trailer

I remember the electric energy in the theater the first time Jared Leto flew it was one of those moments you see and know will go down as one of the greatest scenes in history

Morbius 2, coming to theaters 2024

Jared Leto was so committed to method acting, he prepared for this role by being a fucking weirdo for 25 years.

Morbius? More like Snorbius!