Yknow the kids pretty reasonable, he'll let you play on his pc and his bass and everything else just leave the fuckin monster truck alone, sure man that's fine

@lu11039

2 жыл бұрын

he will even let you play with his legos. I think it's pretty fair

@gulendemiralp9285

2 жыл бұрын

AGREED

@TheBradlexSale

2 жыл бұрын

Heathy boundaries.

@straebaseborn983

2 жыл бұрын

He even gave express permission to play with his Tonka truck. There is only one rule

@AnAverageNerd

2 жыл бұрын

Except the poor shaming blackmail

"I'm allowed to drink coke" actual flex

@ShyDragoness

2 жыл бұрын

Ruined my teeth

@generalkenobianimations

2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad to be part of the minority to understand that line.

@prophecybydefault4708

2 жыл бұрын

Damn, imagine drinking a powder.

@alexanderlindroth8093

2 жыл бұрын

It’s pronounced “I’m awowed to dwink coca cowa”

@megafoodie6984

2 жыл бұрын

Hey man. Not cool. Some of our mothers were psychopaths who tried to convince us sparkling water was good 🤢

So Tom ran into an annoying kid at a supermarket this week

@theninja200

3 жыл бұрын

i mean where do you think he got the truck for this video?

@MrSpiffySpiff

3 жыл бұрын

@@theninja200 right

@blaccoreo3110

2 жыл бұрын

Likely

@blaccoreo3110

2 жыл бұрын

@@theninja200 good question

@InvictvsNox

2 жыл бұрын

@@theninja200 I mean to be fair, he seems like the kinda guy who'd just... have one of those.

The "all you got is a marriage on the rocks.." part is so fucking catchy literally can't

@DoktorVinter2011

2 жыл бұрын

You're using HYPERBOLE!

@idklol7558

2 жыл бұрын

The slap bass parts a banger

@CodynMetube

2 жыл бұрын

Its the background singing for me at that particular part why I love this this so much.

@gloop2701

2 жыл бұрын

I know right???

@blaccoreo3110

2 жыл бұрын

And the feeling that you f**ked up by touching my monster truck 🚚

Here’s how Australia can win the Eurovision:

@hyunjaesluts

3 жыл бұрын

get Tom to represent Australia pls, 12 points from Spain

@dologolopolov2.0

3 жыл бұрын

@@hyunjaesluts as a spaniard, I second this

@daronz

3 жыл бұрын

@Max all the points from Russia

@manicmuffin

2 жыл бұрын

Step one: move the continent to Europe

@dologolopolov2.0

2 жыл бұрын

@@manicmuffin but Australia already participates in Eurovision

"I'll fuckin' bite you on your arm" hits a little too close to home. I'm not ashamed to admit that, when I was a kid, I was a serial biter. It works as both an offense and a defense. It's pretty much the ultimate weapon.

@JKR9488

2 жыл бұрын

no one expects a bite

@Caroline15390

2 жыл бұрын

Dude same, that was my primary reaction to bullying

@ShadowsFallOnWings

2 жыл бұрын

Plus they can't take it away! You're always armed with teeth!!

@chrisj8244

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@mcfarofinha134

2 жыл бұрын

I'd just throw rocks at the people that wronged me lol

I’ve been working as an assistant instructor at a yacht club. I’ve mostly been teaching little kids around 9 years of age. And the way you said “monster twuck” gave me a frickin anxiety spike.

@Spoodeermon

Жыл бұрын

I think u need to see the rapist

@mrblakeboy1420

Жыл бұрын

fun fact: the word yacht is so bad that not even the fr*nch like it, it’s from dutch btw

@The-Eye866

Жыл бұрын

@@mrblakeboy1420 imagine censoring French

@briannaokroi

Жыл бұрын

​@@The-Eye866couldn't be me

@5yl.

Жыл бұрын

@@mrblakeboy1420 did this mf censor french?

This song had NO RIGHT to be this much of a banger.

@leongsoon2042

3 жыл бұрын

And yet here we are, 25 replays in, and it still slaps.

@Take0ut

3 жыл бұрын

@@leongsoon2042 I legit have this on my 2021 playlist, next to other *scoff* regular music.

@dorn0531

3 жыл бұрын

25? Those are rookie numbers!

@guineawuv

3 жыл бұрын

It's been stuck in my head all day.

@KingMuttley

3 жыл бұрын

That's how I feel about this entire channel XD

"I know for a fact you got no dunkaroos or fruit roll up in your two bedroom apartment" hit too fucking hard lmfao

@isaacgaleao

2 жыл бұрын

All you got is a marriage on the rocks *And the feeling that you fucked up by touching my monster truck* Most savage kid ever

@Terrarian1

2 жыл бұрын

Oh i thought they were rollos or something🤣

@Juxtapositionoflife

Жыл бұрын

And then followed by “all you gotta is a marriage on the rocks” felt like being stabbed (and maybe just a little far)

@broblerone413

6 ай бұрын

too real 😂

It’s fucking wild, that no matter where you live or where you grew up, everyone knows a little shit like this

@filthyjones6150

2 жыл бұрын

TO BE FAIR... All he asks is you dont touch his monster truck man that seems fair he lets you play with literally everything else INCLUDING his spider man lamp which... i dont think i'd let you to be fair... oh god i am that little shit like that...

@yusufthegreat1232

2 жыл бұрын

@@filthyjones6150 I think the little shit part comes in when he blackmails his monster truck touching friend for being poor

@DealerDream82

2 жыл бұрын

Prick even got my Voltron little fuck. And the fury still hasn’t subsided after 28 years…. 🤣🤣

@filthyjones6150

2 жыл бұрын

@@yusufthegreat1232 i mean... he DID touch his monster truck so... you know i see where the little shit is coming from i guess

@artorias7742

2 жыл бұрын

Nope. Never met anyone like that.

The little smirk during the "that you'd like to hit" sells that line incredibly well. It's like you can practically see the tiny bastard and his smug face for a second there.

@edbob6463

Жыл бұрын

Gives off the same vibes as the kid from Shrek that says “do that roar”

This is so fucking good, Tom. WHY IS THERE NO ALBUM I CAN BUY

@tomcardy1

3 жыл бұрын

Soooon grasshopper

@HankW

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomcardy1 This had better have that Ghostbusters remix on it because that song goes incredibly hard.

@CarlWiles

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomcardy1 i neeeeeeeeeeeeeeed it. if i dont get it soon im gonna touch your monster truck :P

@jfischer507

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomcardy1 RemindMe! 1 day 2 days 3 days 4 days 5 days 6 days 1 week 1 monster truck

@chrisprunty5759

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomcardy1 I dont need sleep i need answers.

I love how perfectly you captured the weirdness of kids

This kid is a machiavelic genious: He flexes on his guest by allowing him access to all the toys and games he owns, giving him authority on everything and anything excempting the single best thing in the house, truly a masterclass on the nature of temptation.

Why do I get the feeling he absolutely stole that monster truck.

I don't know if I am more impressed by the song or the mustache

@samcreswell9142

3 жыл бұрын

They should ask this in ethics classes

@microwaved_fork

3 жыл бұрын

Why not both?

@dirtwagon9041

3 жыл бұрын

for me it's the rickenbacker just casually sitting on the couch

@Jason_The_Idiot

3 жыл бұрын

Especially since he's supposed to be a kid

@321Mrballer

3 жыл бұрын

Both is good

I've only known of this man for 24 hours but I'm in love

@beepboopboodle

2 жыл бұрын

same!

@ilikepossums6317

2 жыл бұрын

Saaaameeee

@Chi-Drumming

2 жыл бұрын

red flags

How can a cop be this talented? It's amazing.

@dorn0531

3 жыл бұрын

He’s definitely not a cop. He’s a business man with a business plan

@hellbeck5947

3 жыл бұрын

@@dorn0531 Who's gonna make you money in business land

@dorn0531

3 жыл бұрын

@@hellbeck5947 he's a cool guy, talkin' bout GameStop

@CaelumSammons

3 жыл бұрын

@@dorn0531 and he’s definitely not a cop

@dorn0531

3 жыл бұрын

@@CaelumSammons I think that he's a cop

this kid is going be really good at making boundaries in relationships.

@CapnBlud

8 ай бұрын

But only when it's about touching his monstuh twuck.

I love how Daniel is just standing in absolute oblivion, just waiting for his friend to come over, so he can kill him if he touches the monster truck. like, bitch how? how do you make such outstandingly impeccable masterpieces?

I really felt it when you sang “feeling that you fucked up by touching my monster truck” Holy shit this one of the best songs I’ve ever heard

How does he capture the attitude and behaviour of a child so well. Especially at the "my mum says your dad is a cuck" like yeah that's exactly how a child would stand and say that

this unironically slaps and it's upsetting

The end of this song is my most favorite thing I've ever found on the internet. The rhythm, the melody, the fact that a fully grown man stole a little kid's toy because he was being a brat in a supermarket and the grown man now taunting him on the internet about it. It's just perfection

I like to think that Tom is trapped in that music studio room.

@mrs.dontgiveafuck5838

2 жыл бұрын

That would explain a lot...

I think about this song once a week. Tom gets so specific with scenarios and yet somehow gets a whole mood perfectly. Keep doing your thing man.

It's so weeird how music like this SHOULDN'T be good, but you make it an absolute banger

“My dad could beat up your dad.” This just about sums up my whole kindergarten experience.

@hahahaaha7208

2 жыл бұрын

Well not all of us have John Cena as our dads, sheesh.

@orangeystudios2070

2 жыл бұрын

@@hahahaaha7208 Your dad isn’t John Cena?

@thecoolestnakedmolerat3910

2 жыл бұрын

@@orangeystudios2070 Its not?!? How?!

@orangeystudios2070

2 жыл бұрын

@@thecoolestnakedmolerat3910 Chill out.

@puppetshow669

2 жыл бұрын

“my dad is john cena” my entire childhood on roblox

0:53 that whole line is just so epic

I keep coming back, this is illegally catchy.

And here comes another absolute BANGER

the synth line at 0:58 melted my brain

@puppetshow669

2 жыл бұрын

like smoothie

Holy shit this is FIRE. Songwriting production and engineering is freakin top notch

This is a banger but also its so interesting how well u convey the Kid Vibe and thinking about how ppl learn to use facial expressions socially as they grow up and get used to their bodies

You've been on the front page of reddit a few times in the last month. I hope you've been getting the credit and the bump. You deserve it, man.

@jacobwalden5180

3 жыл бұрын

he's the one posting them to reddit :)

@fallion6355

2 жыл бұрын

Making music like this, he's definitely got a bump of something.

@lionamongstlambs4119

2 жыл бұрын

@@fallion6355 "because twice a week you get on the bags"

I lost it at "Your home doesn't have fruit roll-ups."

Sometimes i feel like Tom is projecting past experiences.

@thecrashdocs

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, absolutely

The 10 dislikes from kids who got their arm bit touching the truck

This is exactly how my 7 and 8-year-old nephews speak to each other

Literally woke up with this song in my head, and I hadnt listened to it in about 2 weeks. That's what a banger it is. Take a bow Tom

Okay, you didn’t quite have me at first, but this turned into something very, very special.

The bass in this is ridiculously sick.

I like to think Tom just found an old monster truck toy in a box with that hat and slowly looked between the two until realising he could make a song out of this character

Tom channels his inner child perfectly

Kid in supermarket: “muuuum, can I get the monsta twuk?” Tom, staring at them from the other end of the isle: *oh yeah, I can make somin outa this*

Those vocal harmonies, though. *chef's kiss*

This is a JAM, holy shit

I love the story that you tell and how you get the listener through the story.

I'm sure he saw the truck while at a supermarket and went, "Thats neat, would be a real shame if someone... Touched it" And now we are all singing along.

This song gets me every time, because not only are the literal subject matter and lyrics hilarious, the undertone of these two awful family scenarios is almost funnier

I really hope this is what you were like as a kid 😂 "I am a little shit, the kinda kid that you'd like to hit" - and then getting hit by mum "in a CROWDED SUPERMARKET" that last bit gets me everytime

this is just specific enough to make me think it's based off a true story

The “All you got is a marriage on the rocks” line actually slaps

I absolutely hate how you managed to hold the truck like little kids hold things

Small channels are all the rage right now. This one's finna blow up.

That organ to close out the banger. Whew. I need a cigarette.

I was on the fence until the breakdown. Freaking genius. How do we get him on NPR Tiny Desk?

The clap edits are so crisp! Love the song!

"You can touch my bike or my kite or my spiderman light" Best line. I am loving the groove on this tune 😆

I had this song stuck in my head yesterday. I've listened to it no less than 100 times since then. Still stuck in my head. ...still haven't gotten tired of it, either.

I used to have a very cool electric blue magnetic monster truck. Some "friends" who came home stole it. I was really sad. It was super cool.

@Vexarax

2 жыл бұрын

Oh man that sucks, sorry to hear that :c

the scratch at 1:12 is fireeeeeeee

That Hammond solo starting at 01:30 is fire!

Unironically listening to this song in the car > everything else

i've been listening to this vid for 4-5 days straight, i swear

My favorite Tom Cardy song, followed closely by Party Dog! :D

@blueberriesrfine5538

7 ай бұрын

Totally agree! Same for me! You have good taste.

Are planning to put all your songs on Spotify?

@tomcardy1

3 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah. After this one I realised I almost have enough long ones (or long one potentials) to make an E.P. Next few months, stay tunnnnnned!

@ohjoca9140

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomcardy1 hell ye

@Devar

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomcardy1 don't forget soundcloud :S

@thejakery

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomcardy1 Oh god pleeeease make a full version of Repress it!

@tatekinney6693

3 жыл бұрын

@@thejakery this is what the world truly needs

The fishing hat makes it.

I've never wanted to touch anything more that I want to touch that monster truck.

Dude. This is legendary. I have literally loved every song I’ve heard from you more than the last.

This song is so threatening in that childhood way? Lmaoooo

WE NEED AN OFFICIAL VIDEO FOR THIS MASTERCLASS !!!

The extra harmonies on the album version are awesome

this kid is being pretty reasonable to be honest lol

Played this multiple times on a long moving trip to Chicago, spent the next day bringing boxes in and singing "I AM A... LITTLE SHIT..." thank u for this bop

Wonder how John Cena would feel to know that his name rhymes wonderfully with "weird wiener" 1:20

I could spend my whole life watching these videos man. I love it.

Literally told him he could do whatever in his sisters room as long as he didn't touch his monster truck. That's so fucking evil.

@Chi-Drumming

2 жыл бұрын

No he only said he could smell everything in her room.

@thedrunkenshadow441

2 жыл бұрын

@@Chi-Drumming Bruh

@Chi-Drumming

2 жыл бұрын

@@thedrunkenshadow441 More accurately, he literally said, and I quote: "You can go and smell all of the things in my sister's bedroom."

I can’t stop playing back the drop, I fucking love it

0:53 I don't know the reason why I love that accent on words like got and rock

@littlespacesuit

2 жыл бұрын

Phew, I thought it was just me!!

I listen to this song at least once or twice a day. It never fails to make me smile. Thank you :)

"I'm the kind of kid you'd want to hit, but you cant because hitting kids is wrong" I CAN SMITE YOU

@mrs.dontgiveafuck5838

2 жыл бұрын

"...hitting kids is wrong" He himself a minute ago: i'll fucking bite you on your arm!

@makich2019

Жыл бұрын

@@mrs.dontgiveafuck5838 typical kid

I can't explain how many times I've seen this video every part of it is so good

Damn!!! That was savagely good. It's almost insulting that you don't have millions of subscribers.

This has really strong Gus Johnson vibes, and it's not just the stache

A notification for one of your videos makes me more excited than any other channel. Always a treat

He might not let me play with his monster truck, but goddamn can he make some funky ass music...

i feal like he just saw the monsteruck at a shop, and the song just apeared aftherwards

Tom Cardy wrote this when he was 10. Truly a musical genius.

There's just something about slap bass that's actually incredible.

A year later, it's still perfect

"All you got, is a marriage on the rocks, a the feeling you fucked up ,from touching my monster truck" sounds personal as hell and came out way too smooth for a first time ever saying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

0:37 you didn't have to go this hard though

This guys makes consistent bangers

The part about not knowing what that one word means just cracks me up, such a masterful bait and switch. Instinctively just burst out laughing each time it comes, EVEN WHEN I KNOW IT'S COMING. Phrasing.

There's something about this arrangement that sounds like it's part of the Spyro the Dragon soundtrack, especially at 0:59.

Yo that chorus is slappin, I love it

into the dnd dungeon master inspiration folder you go

this beat is sick as fuck and he harmonies are next level!

At my kid's party today one of the parents was saying his kid is obsessed with this song (they're 8.) So random and so fantastic.