Obsessed with the way he says baked beans. It’s like *”bekd bïuns”*

@MerlynMusicman

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely, that sequence is comedy gold.

@jocky300

3 жыл бұрын

Also "Everybody seems to forget how they felt last *teim*".

@TheCode-X

2 жыл бұрын

I like how he says sösig

@blackivy7582

2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of "Life of Boris"

@crisptomato9495

2 жыл бұрын

I’m fixated on *HASHED BROWN*

I need a t-shirt that says "Patricia daddy want the big breakfast"🤣🤣

@paleindian10

2 жыл бұрын

I too, need this shirt 😂

@vibethecat4194

2 жыл бұрын

we all require this in our lives

@Cravenbooks

2 жыл бұрын

I would absolutely buy a shirt that says "Daddy want the big breakfast"

@jobellecastro6444

2 жыл бұрын

Wait… I want that too

@mattthestampede1471

2 жыл бұрын

Tom please add this to your merch.

Fun fact! In the Minecraft mod "Croptopia" which adds several new foods to the game, the Full Breakfast food item has the description of, "Patricia! Daddy want the big breakfast." I saw it for the first time earlier today and thought I'd put it out there in case no one knew. :)

@monroerobbins7551

Жыл бұрын

I didn’t know, that’s fucking hilarious

@briannaokroi

Жыл бұрын

I am gonna install the mod because it seems too good to be true.🤨🧐

@hecticscone

Жыл бұрын

@@briannaokroi it was true when i posted this, but they might've changed it in an update. it's a good mod tho so i hope you enjoy it either way :)

@samanthaweps4215

Жыл бұрын

AMAZING

@themapfactory4063

Жыл бұрын

@@hecticscone It's still true! kzread.info/dash/bejne/dZ-D0rWciKydnNo.html

that "hahahaha fuck you." resonated very strongly with me, great to see this universal experience towards bosses treating us to meals

@tatehildyard5332

Жыл бұрын

Why? It’s food you don’t have to pay for from a place of adequate-pretty good quality.

@MeonLights

Жыл бұрын

@@tatehildyard5332 I think the hahaha ficl you is because the boss treats you and then always jokingly (but in general not joking) tells you not to order anything too expensive and since in general they earn way more money than you, the proper response is "fuck you I will spend as much money as I can now"

@oh-no-my-oj

Жыл бұрын

Being self-employed, i can relate.

@killthefacade180

Жыл бұрын

*hahahahaha (you missed one)

@Thuazabi

Жыл бұрын

@@tatehildyard5332 I've turned down plenty of free meals because I can't stand the people offering to pay. It's a perk of being financially stable.

This song has been stuck in my head all day and I've realised something: "I'm gonna regret ordering the big breakfast," isn't a prediction, it's a plan.

@toconnell88

Жыл бұрын

It's a promise.

@vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450

Жыл бұрын

A wish.

@StevenMartinGuitar

Жыл бұрын

A self-fulfilling prophecy.

@rorique6234

Жыл бұрын

It’s not delivery

@puppiplayz6171

Жыл бұрын

@@rorique6234 It’s Digiorno

the last time this many bangers were in one place they were in my big breakfast

@cyber_nuggets8302

3 жыл бұрын

By that you do of course mean the big breakfast exploded your digestive system right

@shadow_realm47

3 жыл бұрын

@@cyber_nuggets8302 no no like bangers and mash.

@DarthKotEI

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit I checked these comments and someone actually didn’t get this wtf

@samanthawalker6887

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@daviddobarganes9115

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my god youve tied sausauge into music and its magical You did it

I unironically use this song to test headphones because 1. I've seen it so many times I just kinda know what it sounds like 2. The bass-y sounds in the beginning are great for immediately testing those low, punchy sounds 3. The whispers are excellent for hearing soundstage, like where the voices are coming from and how 'close' they sound etc

@existenceispain_geekthesiren

10 ай бұрын

Good idea

@duckysguidetoshipping8930

8 ай бұрын

Amazing

@DomyTheMad420

8 ай бұрын

all audio guys have this one song they need to explain in detail why it's the one song that always in reach.

@veryvanii

8 ай бұрын

i bought new headphones today and was like, "i need to test these out somehow." and i remembered a comment id read on a tom cardy song where someone said they used it to test headphones, and thought, "ah yes. PERFECT." so i looked through all the songs from the time i remember reading the comment, and i found you! :) this is a good song for testing headphones. thank you ^-^ have a great day thatgreenfur6584

@veryvanii

8 ай бұрын

the headphones are good btw for anyone curious

"Bring me the kitchen sink so I can drown myself in front of all your clientele" is so god damn feral and SLAPS so hard it makes this my favorite song

@Misanthropolis

2 жыл бұрын

It kinda sounds like Eminem at his peak before he started doing collabs with pop singers.

@why-km6lo

Жыл бұрын

@@Misanthropolis You mean in the mid 90's on Infinity because he's always done colabs with pop singers, for example Stan with Dido.

@Misanthropolis

Жыл бұрын

@@why-km6lo I mean everything before Love the Way You Lie with Rihanna and I'm Not Afraid.

My sister says “don’t you fkn ruin Mother’s Day again” - that part had me on the floor hahaha. You’re killing it mate, keep up the amazing work!

@FurTip

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely my favourite line.

@ChrisWhalen00

3 жыл бұрын

just by adding "again" we know this isn't the first Mother's Day he's done this

@isaacgaleao

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisWhalen00 "why did I drop four caps before mother's day" - He said, for the third time straight

@ConejitoPequenito

2 жыл бұрын

Cracks me up every time

@liamprogamer2322

2 жыл бұрын

My favorite part was at 0:46

You're killing it dude. See you in space.

@tomcardy1

3 жыл бұрын

Yewwww!

@ThEReTaRtEd12

3 жыл бұрын

From the first video i saw of tom , immediately my first thought was... "He must do a colab with Crackermilk..."

@haphazardpanda5364

2 жыл бұрын

Get together on the pod?!

@JustinRay-qi1zm

2 жыл бұрын

your type of vids is so similar to this

@zjierb_

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but they both have very different visual styles. Tom does vertical music vids with lots of cuts and edits. Cracker milk make very cinematic looking videos with wide screen bars on their videos. Their videos are sketch comedy.

The Boss Man's voice was done *so well,* mate. It sounds exactly like I would imagine a 45-year-old suit trying a little too hard to be friendly with his employees would sound

@blahblahghost

2 жыл бұрын

"Ha ha, fuck you."

@Splashbackl

Жыл бұрын

I feel bad for the boss. He's trying

I've been awake for 36 hours and I decided to eat 40 chicken wings. This song gets me.

@duckysguidetoshipping8930

8 ай бұрын

ANAAAAZING WHAT SAUCW???

@docseamonster3491

8 ай бұрын

@@duckysguidetoshipping8930 it was all you can eat wing night. They bring you any flavor you want, six at a time. You can keep changing the sauce

@duckysguidetoshipping8930

8 ай бұрын

@@docseamonster3491 that sounds like a dream!! That’s so cool!! You’re a legend.

Mate was so pleased when he said "Daddy want the Big Breakfast" lol

@kyleloder950

2 жыл бұрын

PATRICIA

"I just want a breakfast that makes me hate myself" - I feel that

@Legion563

3 жыл бұрын

I lost it at that line, just how he aggressively gets it out is hilarious.

@mouhssinelachgar8842

3 жыл бұрын

if you google this , the first image is that of a big breakfast.

The harmonization of "drunk" and "funk" was a real treat for the ears.

@jacobchandler1260

Жыл бұрын

My favorite line in the song honestly

My favorite part of this song is how there's an unhinged underlying constant of rage and anger throughout the entire video

@coffee-ouji

23 күн бұрын

the sheer pent up rage induced sarcastic comments in the song really get me

Seriously, all his songs are hilarious and strangely relatable (and his acting and dancing are award-worthy) but the instrumentals themselves are just amazing. They slap so hard. Truly this guy is a genius ! (And a cop)

@user443

3 жыл бұрын

(I also think that you're a cop)

@willbear2173

3 жыл бұрын

Damnit. Hes a business man and he has a business plan.

@NbleSavage

3 жыл бұрын

He works in an unmarked van.

@Molsenolsen

3 жыл бұрын

Well listen boys (incoherent cop sounds)

@tomm5663

3 жыл бұрын

No he’s not a cop.

I’m a server at a fancy restaurant that sells brunch on Sundays. This song is gonna be playing in my head for many, many Sunday brunches to come.

@lavenderwalrus9875

2 жыл бұрын

you should introduce yourself as patricia on the off chance of baiting out another tom cardy fan :)

@c0rbst3r44

2 жыл бұрын

Same here. I will definitely have this song in my head on Sunday Brunches.

Jokes aside , he’s a talented song writer. This is so catchy and well composed . Loving the retro 80s energy it gives off.

@matpollard2404

7 ай бұрын

The chorus is stupidly catchy. Ive been listening to it on repeat so much specifically because of the voice modulation

One year later, I'm still singing "Kitty want the big breakfast" every time I feed my cat.

"I've done bad things to my body now I'm going through hell" is the best description of a hangover I've ever heard and now I can sing it in my head every time it happens, thanks

I feel like I'm in a special club, this type of content gold deserves far more subscribers than it has. I know you've got a big following on tiktok too, but still. This shit kills me every time!

@skipperkiwi5

3 жыл бұрын

Future generations will envy us, because we knew Tom when he was young.

@louisejoel

3 жыл бұрын

@@skipperkiwi5 I love how young this comment makes me feel

@WangleLine

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah!!

@Metzli

3 жыл бұрын

It's like seth everman but he looks like a dad and shows emotions xD

@idkbrah473

2 жыл бұрын

pog

Hey what's up guys, welcome to Binging With Babish, where this week we'll be making the Big Breakfast from Tom Cardy's song, The Big Breakfast.

@trashpandajay69

2 жыл бұрын

This killed me

@justinbandy3914

2 жыл бұрын

Well this needs to be a thing...

@sweesbees

2 жыл бұрын

get your tiny whisk and mix in regret

I cannot express how much I absolutely ADORE the funky little hand movements that go with the song.

So it turns out that "arvo" is Australian slang for "afternoon."

@swipeslogjack_tgaming9472

2 жыл бұрын

We brits use it too, do other places not?

@mrvenom88

2 жыл бұрын

"I'm scat and I'm dry" is a mystery though.

@swipeslogjack_tgaming9472

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrvenom88 tru dat

@barryjsaunders

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrvenom88 scat - scattered, unable to focus, dry - hungover, dehydrated

@mrvenom88

2 жыл бұрын

@@barryjsaunders Thank you! May emus flee before you.

ME: We've had one, yes. But what about second big breakfast?

@mitochondria6247

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Frans.

@FransHattingh

3 жыл бұрын

@@mitochondria6247 What about big elevenses? Big luncheon? Big afternoon tea? Big dinner? Big supper? He's knows about them, doesn't he?

@cyber_nuggets8302

3 жыл бұрын

We do have the double dinner special

@asmrfan2646

3 жыл бұрын

Have you ever had an English Breakfast? :P

@FransHattingh

3 жыл бұрын

@@asmrfan2646 I have, yes. 😂 And believe me when I tell you, my stomach is as sturdy as any hobbit's. 🤣

2 minutes felt like an adventure :D

Me: OK, one more time, this is the last time I'm going to listen to Big Breakfast today Narrator: _it wasn't_

It's just one banger followed by another. Fucking legend

@SmallDisturbedChild

3 жыл бұрын

Speaking of bangers... now I'm hungry for a good ol' fry up

@kirby1024

3 жыл бұрын

Followed, of course, by Toast.

@TPixelAdventures

3 жыл бұрын

...and regret.

I wasn't ready for Tom Cardy in a suit. Like it or not ladies, this is peak male performance.

@kaya59

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t worry we are obligated to stan men who are not afraid of pink

@snargemccoy8813

2 жыл бұрын

I can tell he’s a cop

“Regret” is the funniest and most relatable part-watching this while in agony from eating a somewhat big breakfast that included egg salad. Never. Again.

I've had the phrase "I'm gonna regret ordering the B I G B R E A K F A S T" bouncing around my head in random moments in the day ever since I first heard this. I've watched this an embarrassing amount of times

@meganmccarthy8114

2 жыл бұрын

Same. Every time I'm trying to have an actual serious conversation with someone, there's a corner of my brain that has no idea what's going on, just happily warbling, "I'm gonna regret ordering the..."

The way he says "baked beans" makes me smile every time. Glorious!

@theperfectburger9892

2 ай бұрын

B A K E D B E I N S

Tom Cardy, you have made myself and everybody I share your music with laugh. I’m late to the party, but damn I’m glad I showed up. Keep killing it.

@tomcardy1

3 жыл бұрын

haha thank you so much!

“Please don’t talk to me about my health, I just want a breakfast that makes me hate myself” 😂

Everything this man does is just the _right_ flavor of internet unhinged. Perfection.

I've just watched all of Tom's videos in order and nothing has made me laugh as hard as the first pronunciation of "hashed brown" in this song. Amazing. It's the little things that make these so good.

@alicepersson9568

2 жыл бұрын

Baked bęæăñs

I legit need the album tom, these songs slap

I want everyone to imagine what Tom’s neighbors experience. You hear him pacing around and harmonizing with himself in different parts of the room, hear the floor creaking as he crouches with a full synthesizer in his hands. Complete madness, I love it

@maefromnitw4091

2 жыл бұрын

i think he has sound proofing

Theres just something about the way he says "drown myself" that just stands out to me. Also the way he says Toast.

Tom, you're curing my depression.

I’m still not sure if this channel is an autobiography or whether each video is linked and a grand narrative will be revealed at a later date

@christiangilbert5608

3 жыл бұрын

I just know that I relate so much to many of his videos

@eky72-yt

2 жыл бұрын

Is the boss from this video the businessman with a business plan 🤔

perfect song to discover after starting my weekend off with a big breakfast, then suffering and throwing up for the next 2 days out of sheer greasy regret

@wheelcha1rman2

Жыл бұрын

Champion!

I did this just today. I had to have a procedure so I hadn't eaten in over 24 hours and I wound up in a restaurant with my grandmother telling me to get whatever I wanted, so I chose the Big Breakfast. It was even called that (only no baked beans, instead it was flapjacks). And I ate it all. Then it turned out I was still feeling off because of the drugs they used during the procedure and threw it all back up. As you say in the song, regret.

@b4stard_sweet

7 ай бұрын

FLAPJACKS????

@sholem_bond

4 ай бұрын

Tbh ever since I was 7 and getting taken in for early morning fasting blood work (spoilers: it was type 1 diabetes), I've associated all-day diner breakfast with finishing a doctor's appointment or medical procedure.

Your vids have become one of my “ooh, a new one” dopamine hits, good work. 🙌

The pronunciation on Daddy want the big breakfast Never ceases to get me cry laughing 😂😂

That little glare at the end before he walks off just reminded me of three things I should be ashamed of.

just got an full breakfast delivered from a greasy spoon after an all night shift, this was blasting through my head the whole time. And yes, I do absolutely regret getting the big breakfast

I would totally pay for a full album from this man, he is a treasure upon humanity and the cosmos

@dariendude17

2 жыл бұрын

Good news! Now available on Spotify (and KZread Music)!

You're a legend bud.

Also i gotta bring up how perfectly tom nails every character's expression? Like i almost believe he's a different person at times

"I'm going to regret ordering the big breakfast" me, on my 4th plate at the breakfast buffet, after pancakes, waffles, chipped beef on toast, scrambled eggs, sausage, bacon, ham, scrapple, home fries, and 2 bowls of grits, eyeing the fresh fruit and pastries off in the distance: I'm sorry, what?

@thatuzikinnie6077

Жыл бұрын

Me lmfao

@Luc_ienn

Жыл бұрын

Hey at least there was a little bit of fruit salad in there

"Patricia, daddy want the big breakfast!" "Yes, sir, officer."

@BenjaminGoude

2 жыл бұрын

He's not a cop

@empdisaster10

2 жыл бұрын

@@BenjaminGoude why’d you say he’s not a cop

@BenjaminGoude

2 жыл бұрын

@@empdisaster10 it's another one of his songs

I love that your go to beats are 80s themed. It was such a weird era, and perfect for you musical comedy! Keep it up bro, we need this in our lives!

The perks of having a mom named Patricia since this masterpiece came out, is the satisfaction of yelling...... "Patricia daddy want the big breakfast"!!!! over family get togethers and seeing the angry face on my very tiny Spanish mom. chancla throw at the face, worth it every time.

This one is by far my favorite "Patricia! Daddy want the Big Breakfast" kills me every time

Told my Girfriend that the dude with the "Alaskan Pipeline for Mankind" line just uploaded again, she just rolled her eyes and left the room haha I love what you are doing tho, you're a Legend! And a cop

@philh6712

3 жыл бұрын

He is definitely a cop

@MadManMcGee

3 жыл бұрын

@@philh6712 Now listen boys, you better both stop, or I'll have you arreste--- I'm not a cop.

@angelfly168

3 жыл бұрын

He could put me in handcuffs

This tune is unironically a pop masterpiece. That hook!

My brother now orders the Big Breakfast bc of this song but on the way to pick it up and while carrying it out he plays this song on his phone over and over. Love it!

How is it this guy has better music than anything I've heard on the radio in the last decade?

The moment he said eggs I knew where he was going and was completely on board

Jokes on you, EVERY breakfast is a Big Breakfast when you're an American.

@thefiretailedweasel6206

2 жыл бұрын

True lmao

@mahna_mahna

2 жыл бұрын

An American watching this: but what about the pancakes? You call this a Big Breakfast??

This song hits wayyyy to hard right now. Happy mother's day mum.

i’m calling the dance he does throughout the video the “big dance”

Not gunna lie, been listening to this on repeat.

Your content is like if the lonely island drank fosters on the regular.

@hyunjaesluts

3 жыл бұрын

my thoughts exactly

@user-uk5lh1to4r

2 жыл бұрын

We don't drink Fosters in Australia.

The thing that gets me is that everyone's doing the same hand thing, implying that the funky beat is playing constantly throughout your life.

The sincerity of the 'regret' made me crack up on the bus.

God I love this guy, I think my friends are annoyed with how I send them links to every post they are all so good

I like how Tom implies that Big Breakfast is as bad as drowing yourself in a family dinner's kitchen sink

@XShadoWPaws

2 жыл бұрын

It is.

Tom, we finally need a t-shirt or a Mug that says "Patricia, Daddy wants the big breakfast"

That exclamation of "Shit!" perfectly encapsulated those terrible decisions we snap make for ourselves.

This channel is critically under-subbed, to the moon with you.

As the smashed avo on toast has risen, the big breakfast has declined. I still rejoice whenever I see it on the menu. The regret is the best part of a classic big breakfast.

two years on and this is still a banger

"Bake bæns" "Taust"

The first half of this strikes on an emotional level

LOVE IT, You have 0 bad videos, I can’t skip a day without watching at least one of them

The cinematography is such a great addition to the already wonderful song! All the movements of the camera really bring it all together!

the hands when he boogies get me everytime

i've probably watched this like 20 times now, it's just too good.

@fetus_yoda6961

3 жыл бұрын

Those are rookie numbers you gotta crank those up

Not sure how often you check these, You make me laugh so much when I see these and they are catchy. Love what you're doin mate. Currently in and out of hospo with an internal bleed thats been rather rough and still trying to figure out how to fix it. What you do genuinly helps me and takes my mind off my every day troubles. Thank you and I wish I could offer you more then kind words mate. But, all I can offer you is well wishings and that your music is dope. Cheers.

As I wake up and wonder what the hell I’m doing, trying to groggily make my way to church, I picture brunch plans and this song plays through my head on repeat.

You've so fully captured the millennial mindset, I feel like you're the little voice in my head saying "hashed brown, sausage?" everyday until I die

"I'm sorry we dont serve breakfast after 11:30 am" -McDonald's

@snowbouy1810

3 жыл бұрын

Painful words to here

@graywolf0026

3 жыл бұрын

I know you stopped serving breakfast Rick, Sheila told me that you... why am I calling you by your first names? I don't even know you. I still call my boss 'Mister' even though I've been working with him for seven years, but all of a sudden I walk in here and I'm calling you Rick and Sheila like we're in some kind of AA meeting and... I don't want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want a little breakfast?

@Wasabiv

3 жыл бұрын

they do serve regret all days, so there is that.

@RandomDanny

2 жыл бұрын

regret

@spawnof200

2 жыл бұрын

A L L D A Y B R E A K F A S T -cafe

Well, looks like I’ve got a new favorite song.

I have only ever briefly considered getting the Big Breakfast. Good to see my second guessing came in handy lol

Even if it kills me, I will always order the "Big Breakfast," especially if I'm wasted from last night's "activities."

That epic dance tho I love how every character gets so into it

This song is still stuck in my head after a week, and I'm glad it is bc this is amazing.

1:27 - i love the way he just slips the " 𝘁öá𝘂ã𝘀𝘁 "

man that 'i think i'm still drunk' section lives rent free in my brain and probably always will

Tom, do you ever look at a video and think, "Hmm, people have watched this 2min video one hundred and thirty thousand times, so that's over four thousand hours - 2 full months - of human life spent listening to Big Breakfast on KZread."

@ReverendTed

2 жыл бұрын

Three months later, and Big Breakfast now has over a million views. That's nearly 33 thousand hours - almost 4 years - of human experience dedicated to consuming this paean to Regretfast.

@ifeelabitbored4058

2 жыл бұрын

tom what have you done

@violetskies14

2 жыл бұрын

Best use of our time tbh

"daddy want the big breakfast" is killing me

I like this song but I've never regretted a big breakfast.

@FluffyDragon

Жыл бұрын

Needs some french toast, and fried mushrooms, and grilled tomatoes, and maybe a little black pudding. What he appears to be describing is a regular breakfast

Love when he wails on the synth at the end of the choruses

I love all of your videos dude, please keep making them. I will be sharing them all with my friends. "Not a cop" was peak humor but this was eggcelent as well.

The more I watch these, the more I find little moments to giggle like a hyena over. Keep it going, Tom!

No words can explain how much I love and relate to this man, please never stop creating content.❤️

New tradition to come back to this every Mother’s Day