Monday Morning Podcast 9-4-23 | Bill Burr
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Bill rambles about jet lag, Dubai, and 'Come on Eileen'.
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Troubadour podcast was great. The birthday card bit is gold.
@WattsMyName803
9 ай бұрын
Wasn't that one from like April? That's why I didn't watch it.
@jack-zh7kn
9 ай бұрын
It's gold jerry
@synikk7342
9 ай бұрын
It's was great! Just as good as the first one. 😅
@nedoran5758
9 ай бұрын
@@WattsMyName803sounded new to me!
Was at the show in UAE, never imagined you would ever come to my country! It was a great show and I was so happy that you realized that no matter where you are in the world people are just looking to have a good time. I was laughing so hard my jaw ended up hurting. Please come again!
@itzadiln
9 ай бұрын
I missed the damn show I am soo sad, but yeah hopefully Billy is gon' come back!
@therocinante3443
9 ай бұрын
To me, it's odd that people from your culture even understand what Bill is saying, let alone the context of his accent, the deep lore from the place he grew up ext. and yet you still understand. It's amazing to me.
@Graysonsoares
9 ай бұрын
I was at the show. It was an amazing experience.
@Vivi_9
9 ай бұрын
@@therocinante3443the world has been exposed to American culture for decades. We all have strong opinions on America, lots of criticisms, but we all love you really
@_BangDroid_
8 ай бұрын
Yeah but he still had to be careful not to say certain things. Comedy Light™
It's such a Bill Burr thing to still be surprised about how famous he is. But also I love that he is counting his blessings.
@wilseph1
9 ай бұрын
'Ol Billy Blessings!
I tried to make the flight over from Doha, but didn’t board the standby flight. I’m here in Qatar and I am so happy to hear about Bills experience. Ol billy diplomat didn’t bomb!
3am here in Australia and it is the perfect time for an hour of Bill giving us one his wonderful sermons. Bless! Love ya Billy!!
I just realized why Bill’s a genius. He’s got close to a million people listening to his therapy session. 😂❤
@johnny1173
9 ай бұрын
Yeah almost a million I'm surprised not a billion he could heal the world lol
Bill, as a good German, you should know "die" is a German article. The movie's cover is all in German. "Die Miami Cops" means "(The) Miami Cops". lol
@uriahfiiya
9 ай бұрын
Lmao classic Bill
@Alvias
9 ай бұрын
His description of Bud Spencer was hilarious. Took me a moment to understand who he was talking about. Too bad he didn't watch one of their funnier movies.
@RDEnduro
9 ай бұрын
Hahaa thats hilarious, thanks for explaining
@AHighlander
8 ай бұрын
The Bart The ;)
Bill burr can PLAY a modern hilarious version of Archie Bunker
Bud Spencer and Terrance Hill.. I can't get enough of their movies. Especially the Trinity movies
@user-ou4yc5ur4z
9 ай бұрын
how did he not recognize em
Bud Spencer and Terrence Hill - Miami Supercops :D
Doin good Bill. Married for 14 years today. Everybody have a great day off if ya goooot one
@RT_TheHellHound
9 ай бұрын
Congratulations on 14 years. Have a great day off work!
@MatthewMS.
9 ай бұрын
congratulations to you and the relationship, enjoy the day off of labor 2023
@RT_TheHellHound
9 ай бұрын
@@mr.frolicyoutube weak homie. Real weak…
Ol’ Billy Bing Bong
Love hearing Dollar Bill ramble
Arab here always loved watching you. So happy you took the trip to visit the Middle East. Hoping to see you in more shows!!
Was one of the lucky people who got to see you in A.D and I've got to tell you, I also never thought in my life in the UAE that I'd actually get to see you in here. I travel a lot and was always hoping I'd catch you somewhere else, to see you coming I had to buy the ticket even though I wasn't sure of my schedule yet, but it was well worth it. True there was a lot of expats from western countries but there's a lot of people from mixed and Arabic cultures like me. I hope that all your interactions in here have made you realize that this would be a regular stop during your tours because you had a lot of good jokes that were never finished because of the time. Hope to see you again in here!!!
I wanted to attend the shows in Europe, but I'm in a trauma hospital for a few weeks. Organized an evening with some US soldiers of the troubadour show yesterday: man we laughed so hard. The women left the building though after the tenth c...word, which made us laugh even harder😂😂😂 Hope we don't get kicked out though 😅 Love ya Bill, you are a public service in this crazy twisted world
It’s not pizza without some Italian forearm hair engrained in the dough. Gives it some spice.
'Ol Billy Troubahhhhhdoooooooooooaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ol' Billy Freckle Pickle ovah heeh.
Dubai is incredible. I went sandboarding on the dunes out there. So glad you went brother.
See you on Wednesday in Berlin 🎉
@RT_TheHellHound
9 ай бұрын
Let us know how the show is. I will see him in November!
The whole clothes bit had me rolling. Its always hilarious to see mistranslated or random English phrases on clothing abroad.
Is that a flat earth in the first pic??? 😂
I really enjoyed "Come On Eileen" song when I first heard it from the "Preacher" tv show.
A movie called Anthropoid starring Cillian Murphy covers the Czech soldiers assassinating the Nazi & hiding out. Just watched it..thought it was cool ole Billy Burkenstock mentioned visiting the place the fire fight happened.
Yay Bill!!!❤
There are still bullet holes in the walls of the buildings on Schofield Barracks from Pearl Harbor attack. It is chilling and awe inspiring to see
As someone who used to make pizzas, if you’re not worried about my hands touching the dough, then my arm hair definitely doesn’t bother you. I will admit, never thought about it, but I’m also a little neurotic about washing my hands, at least halfway up my forearms. I also have an afro, never got any complaints about hair on the pizza I made, so again, the arm hair is not a factor. Finally, if you’ve tossed pizza dough for more than a day, you know the technique enough that it’ll almost never touch your arm hair, or else the guy that hired you to make pizzas did a really crap job at making sure you knew enough to keep the job.
Wow, delivered to us on a Monday?!
@MatthewMS.
9 ай бұрын
Who does he think he is? Shari's Berries?
oh good old billy twinkle toes, i hope you realize you are the goat of stand up. listen to him on a monday podcast getting emotional about his experience, 30:27. billy freckles, he is so humble and charismatic.
Yes. Love watching the live podcasts.
Bud Spencer and Therence Hill are the guys from the Maiami Kill Cops! They are Legends from the 90's !!!
28:40 bill Burr almost got stoned 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The adu dhabi show was a great night, thanks Bill for coming to the middle east.
I loved the daydrinker part of the Troubadour live. Btw Toto is a great band with a ton of great songs. They also recorded a fuckton of songs for many artists as session musicians - Michael Jackson being one of them. Also havent checked out Lamb of God in years so Ill definitely do that.
@AHighlander
8 ай бұрын
LoG still kill it live, even if their studio output feels a little recycled (VII: Sturm Und Drang was superb however). Seen them in Scotland & festivals about 9 times now.
FOUR TO FIIIVE~! Ol ZIP _vroom_ recruitra
O, I'm trowing da dough, over here!
When you did the voice, I was wondering if you were talking about Club Soda... wow... he's still around. That's awesome.
Billy Beer Nuts ! Always comming through for my mondaaaaaaaaay
Much love for the dedication
Supertramp - Crime of the Century
Can't wait to see you in Budapest on Friday, Billiam, fer fucksakes!
When Bill talked about "Kill Miami cops" I did some googling. The film is Miami Supercops (Bud Spencer and Terence Hill). I've seen some cover images of the same film titled "Die Miami cops". I think this might be a German release where die (pronounced "dee") is German for "the".
Dubai? Dude, you were in Abu Dhabi 😂
Man of Miracles by Styxx was one of the hardest rock song's they made.
Time for my Tuesday Morning just after 2am attitude adjustment, WTF am I doing up at this time of the day, I not drunk and have not just left the strippers.
Let’s get Bill to 1 mil subs
The Diceman's gofer Club Soda Kenny is a Big Tymer now? Thats so cool.
Monday Monday 🎶
The overweight Opera singer movie star in 'Kill Miami Cops" Is Bud Spencer. He was an Italian actor, Olympian who made it huge in Germany. Terrance Hill was his partner. He was Germany's Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Can't wait to see ol' Billy Burrfect Storm in Berlin tonight. 🎉🎉🎉
you went all the way to Prague and didnt even have a sip of Pilsner Urquell!
Eddie Izzard’s special is where he says “Caio”.
I love how paranoid he was and i understand his feelings. Glad to hear it was a great time.
The movie on the plane.. Was it Bud Spencer and Terence Hill????
This image layout is great. I like getting a feel for whats coming in the hour. Bill, youre badass and I just really enjoy your opinions and your willingness to risk. Anyway Have A Great Sept 4!!!
1:07:13 "copper bush" 😂
In this week's episode, Billy travels to a location hotter than his bald, freckled head when he goes on a tantrum. *AAAAAAWWWWW JAZEEEEERAAAZZZZ*
I’m English and I call it soccer too. It’s so funny watching people lose their shit. Sometimes I refer to it as British Soccer.
Best episode!
@dachshundsrule21
9 ай бұрын
Awesome! I’m just now listening to it!
@LoyalOpposition
9 ай бұрын
I won't ruin it for you, but I hope he was just overwhelmed and tells us more about his trip to Dubai. @@dachshundsrule21
Big J Oakerson is the Jelly Roll of comedians
UAE has been very damn hot this year, killer humidity too. You wanna come mid december/january to have the optimal conditions in the region. Hoping to see ya perform again Billy!
Billy Goes to Hollywood to tumble for you. Love the 80's
1:30 YES! I hate that the NYC subways don't go to the airports!!!!!!!!!!!
You've never seen Rocky Horror? Jesus, take a gummie and crank it up! You can thank me later...Love you & all you've done for years.
Hell yeah his show in Mumbai was absolutely brilliant!
Hey Billy Bitchtis! I think the movie you saw was with Bude Spencer and Terence Hill! Those are childhood heros for most of the Europeans nowadays😂😂😂
"Owner of a Lonely Heart" by Yes always pissed me right the f off.
@OpheliaDarkling
9 ай бұрын
owner of a shopping cart...a potential houseless folk anthem.
Philly got its revenge by beating the Pats in the SB. LOL
I wondered why he stopped filing those live podcasts they are peak burr
It would have been funny if an Arabic man turned to Bill and said "Why are you going to AbuDhabi Bill"?!
@theeternalnow6506
9 ай бұрын
Lol it would have freaked him the fuck out.
Lol I think the dude was calling it "Arabian Gulf" because of the rivalry with Iran. Just like a small banter haha. I was at the show and it was fucking awesome !
Ol Billy Blabburr
Hey Bill; thanks again for the troubadour podcast was awesome. Really a treat. I need to point out to you that the song that segues into “where did our love go”, is “Tainted Love”, by Soft Cell.
39:55 - 4:03 Hahaha. Definitely "The highest form..."
Bill the bald ball bag Burr over thaaayya. Killin it as usual. "Dad had hair but he outgrew it." Dude, that's what life's all about.
I feel like every bone in his body wants to complain about something but he tries so hard to pretend to like it. THE TONE IN IN VOICE IS PRICELESS 🤣🤣
🎶 Abu Dhabi, Abu Dhabi, Abu Dhabi...Dhabi Doo 🎶
@OpheliaDarkling
9 ай бұрын
abu dhabi dooo...where are you
Billy Copperbush 😆
That’s the first shout-out Military Aviation has ever received 🙃
Good shit
Bill major respect for calling Persian gulf the proper name From a Persian love your work
Bud Spencer was huge in Europe, with those films, most of them were just ridiculous and entertaining...
@getty5788
9 ай бұрын
Talking about europe as an entity what kind of smooth brain are you?
Please oh please consider coming over to Jordan
Your special at the Troubadour 3 was amazing. And now it feels like the boyfriend doing the dishes and the cleaning before announcing to girlfriend he bought new expensive cymbals. Is a middle-east country white-washing human rights with sports and entertainment? Maybe, Do i still consider Bill the GOAT? Phoque yeah. May your message of peace and unity disguised as Archie Bunker humour on mushrooms resonates across all oceans.
😅 Tuesday here in the N.Z
The “Ciao” thing………. Is bill referencing Eddie Izzard?
Mr Burr, why are you skipping Poland this time? You are so close in Czech.
Wait a minute......are you talking about Bud Spencer??? 😂 Olympic swimmer......big guy.....and a friend on his side .....maybe Terence Hill😂 they are a legend here and have great comedy movies and also a lot of italo Western. You have to look them up.....they are my childhood heroes😂 some great funny movies, but I don't know about the English synchro.....I think a lot of the humor came from the German synchro.....and yes, I know that is funny to say😂
Bro, Bill if you think The UEA is hot you should try coming over here to Saudi Arabia. We're right next to them and people here cook their breakfast on the Concrete Sidewalk.
How are ya Bill? Dont you just feel great gaining all that time flying East? HaHa
I know you never read youtube comments, but just in case, good on ya for not going off the rails. Because it doesn't stop when you get back to the states, and quitting is so fucking hard. My last quit has taken and held, but then again only really cos they legalised weed here. Between antidepressants, ADHD meds, nicotine, coffee, booze, and even anxiety meds after all that shit killed my mental health, I need something to lean on. I have dropped 35 pounds of fat and put on muscle and got lean and healthy while stoned off my ass daily. For a while I was hitting 50 miles of biking a couple weeks a month, with at least 24 miles each week on the others. I wish they'd legalised this shit back when I was 21,, might not have had to quit drinking in the first placd
seeya in Stockholm Bill eeey
I guess you haven't watched Fluffy in Saudi Arabia 😅😅😅
Why not Belgium?
Did HKT to IAD and back last week, tell me about your jetlag, funny boy ;-)
Billy Jet Speed. God Bless Ya Sir ;- }
Bill!!!!
Povrati, Bill? It sounds like an Italian bike brand.
0:16 yo billy boy hope u and family good..hate dubai but hoka hey❤️🇬🇧💯 1:02