Monday Morning Podcast 9-18-23 | Bill Burr

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Bill rambles about Chile, Athens, and Muttley.
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  • @siege268
    @siege2689 ай бұрын

    Laaaydee here. Never watched sports, weirdly I like your sports talk. I'm learning a lot, Also I'm glad you support the writers. Thank you for so many years of this wonderful , free entertainment. I flip out too, but at 61 I'm less volatile.

  • @maryc5783
    @maryc57839 ай бұрын

    How do we go from, “Why does he go for that field goal?!” To the Chilean coup d’ tat? 😂😂😂

  • @tdhawk167
    @tdhawk1679 ай бұрын

    Huge congratulations about being a part of the first stand up at the Acropolis! How cool is that!!!!

  • @nookboo2458
    @nookboo24589 ай бұрын

    “Tony Romo still sleeps in Dallas Cowboys pajama’s…” That had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @demitasse22
    @demitasse229 ай бұрын

    27:14 your awareness of Ancient Greek contributions is impressive Bill, I’ll tell my family 🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷

  • @deadraider420
    @deadraider4209 ай бұрын

    Lost my homie this weekend. Love the ones ya got. Ya never know

  • @jeremysmith5579
    @jeremysmith55799 ай бұрын

    The Zip Recruiter ad reads are always my favorite part of the podcast, and whenever he does a southern accent 😂

  • @Dopemean
    @Dopemean9 ай бұрын

    Nice to hear Bill reflecting fondly these days about life

  • @GriffinMaria
    @GriffinMaria9 ай бұрын

    Every time I hear Bill say, “when I was coming up…” I think of it like his own “back in my day…” 🤣

  • @fidenciobecerra5126

    @fidenciobecerra5126

    9 ай бұрын

    True because his generation’s parents were the ones that said “back in my day” and then only some of his generation still says it. So that’s why we hear that phrase less

  • @mikeyeee
    @mikeyeee9 ай бұрын

    “… and go mummify yourself…” haha, caught me off guard

  • @conrads_corner
    @conrads_corner9 ай бұрын

    I'm going to Austria, Czech, Slovakia, and Hungary next summer. Looks amazing, glad to hear ole cranky Bill enjoyed partaking. 😂

  • @louisrivas3429
    @louisrivas34299 ай бұрын

    Love to hear “ Billy Conspiracy “ his rants are different than other guys talk about conspiracy.

  • @ponygirlusa
    @ponygirlusa9 ай бұрын

    For as much of Bill's life he spends sick it's a miracle he can sit up and take nourishment at all. 🤒🤧

  • @IzzySoDope
    @IzzySoDope9 ай бұрын

    Canada doesn't go to war but our troops are at most high level war zones "peacekeeping"

  • @denisrivarola2387
    @denisrivarola23879 ай бұрын

    My gf and I are probably your biggest fans in Uruguay, we lov you, I hope we could travel one day and see you live, u a hero to us, cheers!

  • @coolbreeze3793

    @coolbreeze3793

    9 ай бұрын

    Uruguay…. Ur A Gay. Hmmm interesting.

  • @loveit7484
    @loveit74849 ай бұрын

    And Bill comes out swinging...Love it!

  • @sabrinab5819
    @sabrinab58199 ай бұрын

    omgg!!! Not bill trying to pronounce nefertiti 😂😂 its like ( Never-tetee) ❤

  • @2ndGenBastArd
    @2ndGenBastArd9 ай бұрын

    Bill!! Have you heard of Mad Jack Churchill? He fought with a sword and long bow in WWII. He got caught a couple of times, but successfully escaped. He was going to fight in the Pacific, but we dropped the bombs and the war ended. He was totally pissed that the war ended.

  • @coolbreeze3793

    @coolbreeze3793

    9 ай бұрын

    Wasn’t that the guy that lost his weapon in the field and went back to retrieve it? Lol if it is from what I read that guy is an absolute mad man haha one man army.

  • @2ndGenBastArd

    @2ndGenBastArd

    9 ай бұрын

    @@coolbreeze3793 he would play the bagpipes, especially when it was foggy out. It scared the shit out of the Germans. 😆

  • @coolbreeze3793

    @coolbreeze3793

    9 ай бұрын

    @@2ndGenBastArd lmaooo Christ sakes the man was a nightmare over there.

  • @2ndGenBastArd

    @2ndGenBastArd

    9 ай бұрын

    @@coolbreeze3793 For sure! I'd love to see a movie about Mad Jack. Billy B would be awesome! I have this image in my head of him tromping around playing the bagpipes and annoying the shit out of everyone. 🤣

  • @coolbreeze3793

    @coolbreeze3793

    9 ай бұрын

    @@2ndGenBastArd loool that would be crazy!!!

  • @Terminalsanity
    @Terminalsanity9 ай бұрын

    Bill's right on the money the powerful and wealthy want as many of us as possible spinning in our wheels endlessly chasing smaller and smaller pieces of cheese.

  • @Browny84
    @Browny849 ай бұрын

    I just went to Bulgaria back in July. The two biggest cities, Sofia and Plovdiv are super vibrant, almost westernised cities. Plovdiv is especially fascinating. It’s a Turkish city built on top of Roman ruins. But let me tell ya, out in the country, it’s a whole different story. Unless you’re in a ski resort, their hospitality is almost comically bad. Every day I was thinking “Jesus, it’s almost as though they don’t want my money.” Beautiful country though. I’d recommend it.

  • @AHighlander

    @AHighlander

    8 ай бұрын

    Went to a gig at the Ancient Theatre in Plovdiv about 6 years ago. Amazing.

  • @Browny84

    @Browny84

    8 ай бұрын

    @@AHighlander yeah, they had a cultural thing while I was there where people from all over the world did their national dance. Really cool.

  • @ARKHAMxMaverick
    @ARKHAMxMaverick9 ай бұрын

    I much prefer these podcasts instead of him cutting guests off when he does the interview ones.

  • @onewillow8511
    @onewillow85119 ай бұрын

    "Bee Bee King" talking to his alter ego while "yawn yelling" sweet words to my ear. Luv Ya Bill 🤘😎

  • @natureisallpowerful
    @natureisallpowerful9 ай бұрын

    Yes how are yaaaa. Just checking in on yaaaa. Respect from England 🤜

  • @CankleCankle
    @CankleCankle9 ай бұрын

    As an American I am utterly embarrassed that we call that yellow processed bullshit “American cheese” WTF even is that shit.

  • @nickcarne9145
    @nickcarne91459 ай бұрын

    I really enjoy old bill and his tin foil hat this week 😀

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo79969 ай бұрын

    Ol' Billy Paprika Pubes, we were hoping to see you at Casino Rama near our cottage in early October but it's already sold out. Good for you, bad for me.

  • @stafenwilliams1816

    @stafenwilliams1816

    9 ай бұрын

    Oh my God! I almost lost it when I read this comment!...... Paprika pubes was absolutely brilliant😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Paulo_Dirac
    @Paulo_Dirac3 ай бұрын

    47:26 that commercial made me almost crash my car for laughter

  • @villagerspodcast
    @villagerspodcast9 ай бұрын

    Haha Bill! I still have a Muttley laugh!

  • @lisastaubly
    @lisastaubly9 ай бұрын

    Nefer- like "never", tee-tee You're not dumb; you just don't know it, yet. I'm always thrilled when folks our age learn new things every day.

  • @Likursylf
    @Likursylf9 ай бұрын

    You jinxed Canada!😂😂

  • @fishlips8336
    @fishlips83369 ай бұрын

    Ol Billy red ass really banging the proverbial conspiracy football drum! How are yaaaaaaa?!

  • @zaxlee01
    @zaxlee01Ай бұрын

    I knew about the stand up in Athens from the day tickets were available. Sadly I had to leave Greece for my master's degree. I am glad you visited us though, I hope we see you again Billy Boozebag!

  • @Obama_RuntzZ
    @Obama_RuntzZ9 ай бұрын

    I can’t breeeeeeeath 😂😂😂😂

  • @blackcrowe318
    @blackcrowe3189 ай бұрын

    I can't wait to see you on the 28th in Portland, Maine!

  • @chriseverydailyshow4164
    @chriseverydailyshow41649 ай бұрын

    "fleshed" out? Freckles definitely needs a writer.

  • @user-st9yt8qd3o
    @user-st9yt8qd3o9 ай бұрын

    Thanks for the laughs Billy football head!

  • @FollowDVaBoi
    @FollowDVaBoi9 ай бұрын

    Bill I recently learned that you read through all your comments like a crazy lunatic so I wanted to say good job on that star wars thing you did. been a fan since your hit and run joke.

  • @jjmail1971
    @jjmail19719 ай бұрын

    Nice shoutout to Allende

  • @jakehaye6371
    @jakehaye63719 ай бұрын

    That back door cover by the Rams cooked my goose for the weekend

  • @mukesh_bombay
    @mukesh_bombay9 ай бұрын

    Bill Burr being unabashedly pro-union is such a fucking relief

  • @AHighlander

    @AHighlander

    8 ай бұрын

    Hear, hear. Hoped to see more comments highlighting this. Glad he called out Maher (presumably) the smug, smarmy, self-serving prick.

  • @phuriousstorm
    @phuriousstorm9 ай бұрын

    Honestly Bill ty for saying that about the field goal, I saw it to and felt the same. Been seeing a ton of hmmm? From the NFL and NCAA

  • @mikebud12
    @mikebud129 ай бұрын

    Nice, I can listen to paprika nuts while I doordash

  • @BlizzardDaPup777
    @BlizzardDaPup7779 ай бұрын

    Hey Billy later than never balls there

  • @tdhawk167
    @tdhawk1679 ай бұрын

    Thanks for your pods...always have me laughing and learning or thinking about things. Great to hear how you are supporting the writers!

  • @AGTJAZZ
    @AGTJAZZ9 ай бұрын

    Muttley part 1:04:47 thought the Egyptian stuff was more interesting but i always think of the MF DOOM Lyric when i see that dog and had to find out why

  • @CoPaVolvo
    @CoPaVolvo9 ай бұрын

    good ol bill waking up

  • @joshuabailey2746
    @joshuabailey27469 ай бұрын

    life is hard and shitty. Been living at the children's hospital for almost 2 weeks

  • @Whodat

    @Whodat

    9 ай бұрын

    Ronald McDonald House?

  • @lucifer73
    @lucifer739 ай бұрын

    Ol Billy "Sprecka Ze Joy-man" ovah theyah!

  • @angelaelliott2608
    @angelaelliott26089 ай бұрын

    Yay Bill!!!! ❤

  • @NoctemAeternusMusic
    @NoctemAeternusMusic8 ай бұрын

    I mean, it never hurts to get your kicker an extra rep in game.

  • @r4d4me5radames9
    @r4d4me5radames99 ай бұрын

    just stopped by to give this a thumbs up but ill watch it later billy red balls

  • @LastNameInTown
    @LastNameInTown9 ай бұрын

    I live in Australia, have a very basic understanding about NFL but even I laughed my a$$ off @ Tony Romo in Dallas pyjamas bahahaha! I really appreciate these pods Bill. Thanks mate!

  • @nickcarne9145

    @nickcarne9145

    9 ай бұрын

    From straya to mate.

  • @zachbiglin

    @zachbiglin

    9 ай бұрын

    😊😊😊​😂😊😊😢😂@@nickcarne9145😊😮😊🎉😊😊😢😮😊😮😊😊😊😊😊😂😢😅😊😊😅😅😊🎉😢😢🎉😊😊😊😊

  • @bujabusiness
    @bujabusiness9 ай бұрын

    He's turning into a seventy-five-year-old faster than anyone that I've ever seen in my life this podcast should be called Old Man complains about the world

  • @MikesOrganicVideos
    @MikesOrganicVideos9 ай бұрын

    Muttley appeared in wacky racers first before last Olympics.

  • @tdhawk167
    @tdhawk1679 ай бұрын

    I heard that first cough and I thought,"Oh, no!". Sorry that you're not feeling well. Hope you feel better soon

  • @brandonm5400
    @brandonm54009 ай бұрын

    Holy chit Bill! The Patriots didn't get a call?

  • @NankerPhelge65

    @NankerPhelge65

    9 ай бұрын

    🤣

  • @SophieSunshine-hn8wd
    @SophieSunshine-hn8wd9 ай бұрын

    Love ya’s two thousand and twenty tree lmfao 🎉😊❤

  • @tombstonevulturecommand
    @tombstonevulturecommand9 ай бұрын

    Howdy blizzard. You remember dastardly and mutley?

  • @timdelphey6370
    @timdelphey63709 ай бұрын

    Man, Bill is exceptionally whiny in this episode even for him

  • @NankerPhelge65
    @NankerPhelge659 ай бұрын

    the rage after the Pats loss , classic lolz

  • @billysizemore116
    @billysizemore1169 ай бұрын

    Ole Billy Blue Nuts comin through in the clutch

  • @paulinecarlon3916
    @paulinecarlon39169 ай бұрын

    love ya bill ❤ include Nia more! shes hilarious

  • @gerrade71278
    @gerrade712789 ай бұрын

    Hey Billy Blue Balls. Sounds like you should be watching and betting on the Rugby World Cup right now. That shit is wild. Fiji just beat Australia. Amazing game. Technology involved in the video replay refereeing is some of the best-- and fairest-- I've seen in any sport. Cheers

  • @shaun89759
    @shaun897599 ай бұрын

    Muttley !!

  • @danielnoye223
    @danielnoye2239 ай бұрын

    On the pro sports conspiracy theory thread, mid-2000s Pittsburgh and Washington in the NHL was their version of the Celtics/Lakers. Crosby is a manufactured pop star, who without the entire league structure behind him, would have put up average/slightly above average points.

  • @FBcruzz
    @FBcruzz9 ай бұрын

    Monday night, not bad freckles..

  • @harshman121092
    @harshman1210929 ай бұрын

    Ole Billy Boy making some good points! Put that tin foil hat on all you want. I am here for it 😂

  • @Dr650rob
    @Dr650rob9 ай бұрын

    The NFL is already talking about all grass

  • @Miko80
    @Miko809 ай бұрын

    I really hope you are not gonna skip Poland next time on your Europe tour.

  • @robertmaez6706
    @robertmaez67069 ай бұрын

    Great pod, freckled testicles! Get well , damn it!

  • @GR_BackingTracks
    @GR_BackingTracks9 ай бұрын

    Billy Ball Boy is on a roll...

  • @dorianmode69
    @dorianmode699 ай бұрын

    RIP Russell Brand

  • @rossw5576
    @rossw55769 ай бұрын

    Hey Billy no bourbon!

  • @MAj3STiC.88
    @MAj3STiC.889 ай бұрын

    That Game should've gone to O.T. On to the next one though. Our Pats really need to get it together!

  • @caterpillakilla
    @caterpillakilla9 ай бұрын

    Bill Burr on Bill Maher crime 😮

  • @GR_BackingTracks

    @GR_BackingTracks

    9 ай бұрын

    Rich old guy locked in his bunker...

  • @christopherallen9580
    @christopherallen95809 ай бұрын

    Kukla, Fran and Ollie

  • @Iggysdust
    @Iggysdust9 ай бұрын

    4:20 it's WRASSLIN now

  • @dragasan
    @dragasan9 ай бұрын

    I'm with you, Bill. I absolutely despise gambling in sports. IMHO, it's pathetic!

  • @nomadman5288
    @nomadman52889 ай бұрын

    The best games and sports are the ones where officials are the least involved. The big three in America are just far too easy to manipulate, even in minor ways. Auto racing is one of the most difficult to manipulate because of all the moving parts and the fact that at any moment, a tire could let go, a part could fail, a lot stop could go wrong, a car could lose traction, a driver could miss his mark by inches, etc, etc. There's nothing officials can do about those events. Am I saying there's not anything they can use to manipulate certain things? No. What I'm saying is that because it's a sport prone to natural circumstances more than the others, it's more difficult to manipulate as it's happening.

  • @ricardovela1133
    @ricardovela11339 ай бұрын

    Never bet against the Cowboys Billy boy. NEVER..... You're ONE OF MY FAVORITE Comedians. Top three....

  • @supastar25

    @supastar25

    9 ай бұрын

    Picking the Jets to win against Dallas shows he hasn't been seeing the games lately

  • @scottf3588
    @scottf35889 ай бұрын

    See Me Hear Me Billy B. BrEaKIN>IY UP DUDE Sir Billy.

  • @rig-zag
    @rig-zag9 ай бұрын

    Wait a minute, you think the NBA is rigged, Billy Boy? That's a hot take. What's next? Are you gonna tell us Professional wrestling is fake too? 😂

  • @kemikayt
    @kemikayt9 ай бұрын

    As someone who knows nothing about American football, why wouldn't a player try to score a field goal in the closing seconds?

  • @demitasse22
    @demitasse229 ай бұрын

    “The NFL CIA”?! You mean the CIA? Lolo feel better Bill

  • @eliafuimaono94
    @eliafuimaono949 ай бұрын

    Lol the script is a running joke, Bill. Gambling is your bong rip 😄

  • @zIDIOTeh
    @zIDIOTeh9 ай бұрын

    Holy fuck zip recruiter had me dying

  • @TheBanchou
    @TheBanchou9 ай бұрын

    "Neffer tee tee" 59:55

  • @liammacgregor1546
    @liammacgregor15469 ай бұрын

    Take a shot every time ol' billy bawbag sucks through his teeth or tuts. Can't un hear it 😂😂

  • @zedisdeadz
    @zedisdeadz9 ай бұрын

    23:06 Talking about Athens Herode theoter

  • @Dr650rob
    @Dr650rob9 ай бұрын

    It's an all offensive game, like the showtime Lakers

  • @christopherallen9580
    @christopherallen95809 ай бұрын

    Everyone knows Aristotle had a tight 6.

  • @tre_3509
    @tre_35099 ай бұрын

    Oohhh jeeezzzush

  • @cadillacdeville5828
    @cadillacdeville58289 ай бұрын

    😊Hi are YAAAAAAA 😂

  • @OldManGameTrolling
    @OldManGameTrolling9 ай бұрын

    You sound depressed. Just be happy and enjoy football. At least we don't have to have masks on.

  • @Games_and_Music
    @Games_and_Music9 ай бұрын

    21:44 I do think that the betting has become a bit too important, same thing in football in Europe. I mean, i'm a hypocrite, because i gamble along with the app, but i'm sure that it will affect the game negatively in one way or another. I think i mentioned it on this channel before, they should start a "pro football" league, like a mix between 'Shaolin Soccer' and WWE kayfabe rivalries. 1:05:47 That one makes me think of "Supergirl" from a German band called Reamonn. All the chicks loved it, because they love the praise and pain, but it just sounds lazy and sluggish to me. 1:07:44 Hah, i always think of Pablo Francisco whenever i hear that song, it was on his "cockblocker" playlist.

  • @lethalexponent6
    @lethalexponent69 ай бұрын

    The robots at the super bowl weren't real

  • @dickysix68
    @dickysix689 ай бұрын

    My 2 cents, that IF there is cheating in sports, I would theorize that the referees are in on it. It's always about the money and the power of having a bank account that is exponentially bigger than everyone. Most people are worried about paying bills, etc. It makes bribing people easy.

  • @4brigger
    @4brigger9 ай бұрын

    I stopped caring about the NFL when Mahomes was denied the field in an overtime playoff game because Tom Brady won the coin toss and managed to score first, which resulted in the Pat's going to the bowl, fuck this league.

  • @jameskirk6163
    @jameskirk61639 ай бұрын

    Didn't, Ol Black Water start out with ribit right ribit.

  • @chanell4451
    @chanell44519 ай бұрын

    I think Jim did a great job at trying to respectfully disagree with Bill Maher's take on writers haha poor guy, his face said it all 😂

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