Monday Morning Podcast 9-18-23 | Bill Burr
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Bill rambles about Chile, Athens, and Muttley.
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Laaaydee here. Never watched sports, weirdly I like your sports talk. I'm learning a lot, Also I'm glad you support the writers. Thank you for so many years of this wonderful , free entertainment. I flip out too, but at 61 I'm less volatile.
How do we go from, “Why does he go for that field goal?!” To the Chilean coup d’ tat? 😂😂😂
Huge congratulations about being a part of the first stand up at the Acropolis! How cool is that!!!!
“Tony Romo still sleeps in Dallas Cowboys pajama’s…” That had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂
27:14 your awareness of Ancient Greek contributions is impressive Bill, I’ll tell my family 🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷
Lost my homie this weekend. Love the ones ya got. Ya never know
The Zip Recruiter ad reads are always my favorite part of the podcast, and whenever he does a southern accent 😂
Nice to hear Bill reflecting fondly these days about life
Every time I hear Bill say, “when I was coming up…” I think of it like his own “back in my day…” 🤣
@fidenciobecerra5126
9 ай бұрын
True because his generation’s parents were the ones that said “back in my day” and then only some of his generation still says it. So that’s why we hear that phrase less
“… and go mummify yourself…” haha, caught me off guard
I'm going to Austria, Czech, Slovakia, and Hungary next summer. Looks amazing, glad to hear ole cranky Bill enjoyed partaking. 😂
Love to hear “ Billy Conspiracy “ his rants are different than other guys talk about conspiracy.
For as much of Bill's life he spends sick it's a miracle he can sit up and take nourishment at all. 🤒🤧
Canada doesn't go to war but our troops are at most high level war zones "peacekeeping"
My gf and I are probably your biggest fans in Uruguay, we lov you, I hope we could travel one day and see you live, u a hero to us, cheers!
@coolbreeze3793
9 ай бұрын
Uruguay…. Ur A Gay. Hmmm interesting.
And Bill comes out swinging...Love it!
omgg!!! Not bill trying to pronounce nefertiti 😂😂 its like ( Never-tetee) ❤
Bill!! Have you heard of Mad Jack Churchill? He fought with a sword and long bow in WWII. He got caught a couple of times, but successfully escaped. He was going to fight in the Pacific, but we dropped the bombs and the war ended. He was totally pissed that the war ended.
@coolbreeze3793
9 ай бұрын
Wasn’t that the guy that lost his weapon in the field and went back to retrieve it? Lol if it is from what I read that guy is an absolute mad man haha one man army.
@2ndGenBastArd
9 ай бұрын
@@coolbreeze3793 he would play the bagpipes, especially when it was foggy out. It scared the shit out of the Germans. 😆
@coolbreeze3793
9 ай бұрын
@@2ndGenBastArd lmaooo Christ sakes the man was a nightmare over there.
@2ndGenBastArd
9 ай бұрын
@@coolbreeze3793 For sure! I'd love to see a movie about Mad Jack. Billy B would be awesome! I have this image in my head of him tromping around playing the bagpipes and annoying the shit out of everyone. 🤣
@coolbreeze3793
9 ай бұрын
@@2ndGenBastArd loool that would be crazy!!!
Bill's right on the money the powerful and wealthy want as many of us as possible spinning in our wheels endlessly chasing smaller and smaller pieces of cheese.
I just went to Bulgaria back in July. The two biggest cities, Sofia and Plovdiv are super vibrant, almost westernised cities. Plovdiv is especially fascinating. It’s a Turkish city built on top of Roman ruins. But let me tell ya, out in the country, it’s a whole different story. Unless you’re in a ski resort, their hospitality is almost comically bad. Every day I was thinking “Jesus, it’s almost as though they don’t want my money.” Beautiful country though. I’d recommend it.
@AHighlander
8 ай бұрын
Went to a gig at the Ancient Theatre in Plovdiv about 6 years ago. Amazing.
@Browny84
8 ай бұрын
@@AHighlander yeah, they had a cultural thing while I was there where people from all over the world did their national dance. Really cool.
I much prefer these podcasts instead of him cutting guests off when he does the interview ones.
"Bee Bee King" talking to his alter ego while "yawn yelling" sweet words to my ear. Luv Ya Bill 🤘😎
Yes how are yaaaa. Just checking in on yaaaa. Respect from England 🤜
As an American I am utterly embarrassed that we call that yellow processed bullshit “American cheese” WTF even is that shit.
I really enjoy old bill and his tin foil hat this week 😀
Ol' Billy Paprika Pubes, we were hoping to see you at Casino Rama near our cottage in early October but it's already sold out. Good for you, bad for me.
@stafenwilliams1816
9 ай бұрын
Oh my God! I almost lost it when I read this comment!...... Paprika pubes was absolutely brilliant😂😂😂😂😂😂
47:26 that commercial made me almost crash my car for laughter
Haha Bill! I still have a Muttley laugh!
Nefer- like "never", tee-tee You're not dumb; you just don't know it, yet. I'm always thrilled when folks our age learn new things every day.
You jinxed Canada!😂😂
Ol Billy red ass really banging the proverbial conspiracy football drum! How are yaaaaaaa?!
I knew about the stand up in Athens from the day tickets were available. Sadly I had to leave Greece for my master's degree. I am glad you visited us though, I hope we see you again Billy Boozebag!
I can’t breeeeeeeath 😂😂😂😂
I can't wait to see you on the 28th in Portland, Maine!
"fleshed" out? Freckles definitely needs a writer.
Thanks for the laughs Billy football head!
Bill I recently learned that you read through all your comments like a crazy lunatic so I wanted to say good job on that star wars thing you did. been a fan since your hit and run joke.
Nice shoutout to Allende
That back door cover by the Rams cooked my goose for the weekend
Bill Burr being unabashedly pro-union is such a fucking relief
@AHighlander
8 ай бұрын
Hear, hear. Hoped to see more comments highlighting this. Glad he called out Maher (presumably) the smug, smarmy, self-serving prick.
Honestly Bill ty for saying that about the field goal, I saw it to and felt the same. Been seeing a ton of hmmm? From the NFL and NCAA
Nice, I can listen to paprika nuts while I doordash
Hey Billy later than never balls there
Thanks for your pods...always have me laughing and learning or thinking about things. Great to hear how you are supporting the writers!
Muttley part 1:04:47 thought the Egyptian stuff was more interesting but i always think of the MF DOOM Lyric when i see that dog and had to find out why
good ol bill waking up
life is hard and shitty. Been living at the children's hospital for almost 2 weeks
@Whodat
9 ай бұрын
Ronald McDonald House?
Ol Billy "Sprecka Ze Joy-man" ovah theyah!
Yay Bill!!!! ❤
I mean, it never hurts to get your kicker an extra rep in game.
just stopped by to give this a thumbs up but ill watch it later billy red balls
I live in Australia, have a very basic understanding about NFL but even I laughed my a$$ off @ Tony Romo in Dallas pyjamas bahahaha! I really appreciate these pods Bill. Thanks mate!
@nickcarne9145
9 ай бұрын
From straya to mate.
@zachbiglin
9 ай бұрын
😊😊😊😂😊😊😢😂@@nickcarne9145😊😮😊🎉😊😊😢😮😊😮😊😊😊😊😊😂😢😅😊😊😅😅😊🎉😢😢🎉😊😊😊😊
He's turning into a seventy-five-year-old faster than anyone that I've ever seen in my life this podcast should be called Old Man complains about the world
Muttley appeared in wacky racers first before last Olympics.
I heard that first cough and I thought,"Oh, no!". Sorry that you're not feeling well. Hope you feel better soon
Holy chit Bill! The Patriots didn't get a call?
@NankerPhelge65
9 ай бұрын
🤣
Love ya’s two thousand and twenty tree lmfao 🎉😊❤
Howdy blizzard. You remember dastardly and mutley?
Man, Bill is exceptionally whiny in this episode even for him
the rage after the Pats loss , classic lolz
Ole Billy Blue Nuts comin through in the clutch
love ya bill ❤ include Nia more! shes hilarious
Hey Billy Blue Balls. Sounds like you should be watching and betting on the Rugby World Cup right now. That shit is wild. Fiji just beat Australia. Amazing game. Technology involved in the video replay refereeing is some of the best-- and fairest-- I've seen in any sport. Cheers
Muttley !!
On the pro sports conspiracy theory thread, mid-2000s Pittsburgh and Washington in the NHL was their version of the Celtics/Lakers. Crosby is a manufactured pop star, who without the entire league structure behind him, would have put up average/slightly above average points.
Monday night, not bad freckles..
Ole Billy Boy making some good points! Put that tin foil hat on all you want. I am here for it 😂
The NFL is already talking about all grass
I really hope you are not gonna skip Poland next time on your Europe tour.
Great pod, freckled testicles! Get well , damn it!
Billy Ball Boy is on a roll...
RIP Russell Brand
Hey Billy no bourbon!
That Game should've gone to O.T. On to the next one though. Our Pats really need to get it together!
Bill Burr on Bill Maher crime 😮
@GR_BackingTracks
9 ай бұрын
Rich old guy locked in his bunker...
Kukla, Fran and Ollie
4:20 it's WRASSLIN now
I'm with you, Bill. I absolutely despise gambling in sports. IMHO, it's pathetic!
The best games and sports are the ones where officials are the least involved. The big three in America are just far too easy to manipulate, even in minor ways. Auto racing is one of the most difficult to manipulate because of all the moving parts and the fact that at any moment, a tire could let go, a part could fail, a lot stop could go wrong, a car could lose traction, a driver could miss his mark by inches, etc, etc. There's nothing officials can do about those events. Am I saying there's not anything they can use to manipulate certain things? No. What I'm saying is that because it's a sport prone to natural circumstances more than the others, it's more difficult to manipulate as it's happening.
Never bet against the Cowboys Billy boy. NEVER..... You're ONE OF MY FAVORITE Comedians. Top three....
@supastar25
9 ай бұрын
Picking the Jets to win against Dallas shows he hasn't been seeing the games lately
See Me Hear Me Billy B. BrEaKIN>IY UP DUDE Sir Billy.
Wait a minute, you think the NBA is rigged, Billy Boy? That's a hot take. What's next? Are you gonna tell us Professional wrestling is fake too? 😂
As someone who knows nothing about American football, why wouldn't a player try to score a field goal in the closing seconds?
“The NFL CIA”?! You mean the CIA? Lolo feel better Bill
Lol the script is a running joke, Bill. Gambling is your bong rip 😄
Holy fuck zip recruiter had me dying
"Neffer tee tee" 59:55
Take a shot every time ol' billy bawbag sucks through his teeth or tuts. Can't un hear it 😂😂
23:06 Talking about Athens Herode theoter
It's an all offensive game, like the showtime Lakers
Everyone knows Aristotle had a tight 6.
Oohhh jeeezzzush
😊Hi are YAAAAAAA 😂
You sound depressed. Just be happy and enjoy football. At least we don't have to have masks on.
21:44 I do think that the betting has become a bit too important, same thing in football in Europe. I mean, i'm a hypocrite, because i gamble along with the app, but i'm sure that it will affect the game negatively in one way or another. I think i mentioned it on this channel before, they should start a "pro football" league, like a mix between 'Shaolin Soccer' and WWE kayfabe rivalries. 1:05:47 That one makes me think of "Supergirl" from a German band called Reamonn. All the chicks loved it, because they love the praise and pain, but it just sounds lazy and sluggish to me. 1:07:44 Hah, i always think of Pablo Francisco whenever i hear that song, it was on his "cockblocker" playlist.
The robots at the super bowl weren't real
My 2 cents, that IF there is cheating in sports, I would theorize that the referees are in on it. It's always about the money and the power of having a bank account that is exponentially bigger than everyone. Most people are worried about paying bills, etc. It makes bribing people easy.
I stopped caring about the NFL when Mahomes was denied the field in an overtime playoff game because Tom Brady won the coin toss and managed to score first, which resulted in the Pat's going to the bowl, fuck this league.
Didn't, Ol Black Water start out with ribit right ribit.
I think Jim did a great job at trying to respectfully disagree with Bill Maher's take on writers haha poor guy, his face said it all 😂