Monday Morning Podcast 11-27-23 | Bill Burr
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Bill rambles about car shows, ripping coffee, shampoo.
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Ol' Billy Right on time helping us all get through this pointless existence without throwin' ourselves outta whirlyy bird theerrrrrrree
@phuriousstorm
7 ай бұрын
😂😂 Ole Billy pre recording :)
@CT-7567JS
7 ай бұрын
You forgot ah “ah fuggin” between “outta” & “whirlyy” 😂
@axispowerdiesel
7 ай бұрын
@@CT-7567JS dohhhhhh JESUSSSSSSSS
@CT-7567JS
7 ай бұрын
@@axispowerdiesel 🤣😂😭
@phuckyou6314
7 ай бұрын
Black-pilled
On coffee and cigars - one of my favorite jokes ever is Mark Maron's "Only an addict knows what it's like to really want something, and then get it...again, and again, and again, and again."
“Yeti hanging out the window” had me laughing in the kitchen out loud 🤣
This man comes in like a fuckin freight train derailing. Pure rage Billy Whiskers.
@NankerPhelge65
7 ай бұрын
I always forget to turn down the volume when I start listening😂
This was a great pod, Freckles. " what the fuck do you got on Cruella De Vil " that was a good laugh.
@danielaustin2117
7 ай бұрын
That shit had me fuckin dying 😂 52:30
You just saved the second half of my workday! Thanks buddy!
Wait, electricity is free in California?? That's amazing. Bill said charging an electric car is free.
Getting me through Monday!
Omggg. You always make me laugh out loud!!😂😂😂 The Thanksgiving left overs & plating detials ."this masterpiece!!". Yes!!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Billy Burrrrittoo! 😂🤘
Bill -- - I’m giving up my cigars and my coffee . I’m not allowed to get the car of my dreams even though I work very hard for it and I want a very tiny waist . What a Nancy ! 😉
The U.S. and New Zealand are the only countries that allow direct-to-consumer prescription drug advertisements.
All love from the Lowriding community to you and the family ✊🏽 Ole Cheeto Huero😂
Poor ginger nuts caught in-between both worlds 😂🤘
shitty day of work in peabody mass…made me smile right away thank you
@Excremental_Discharge
7 ай бұрын
Not much better in Allston/Brighton
Funny. Bill's coming to Vancouver in Feb. I'm like, "Hmmm ... it's not a tour - just a one-off. Doesn't he know it rains ... a lot, in Vancouver in February?" Then, "Oh, now I get it. The Bruins are playing the Canucks the following night!" Got it, never mind. ;)
Very much enjoyed! Thanks, as always!
The energy! Off the charts Bill!🥰😂😂😂
If you don't want to smell like an ashtray after smoking do like men used to do...wear a smoking jacket. You put ut on and close it before smoking, it absorbs the odors without letting them permeate to your clothes. After you're done you take it off and go about your day without most of that smoker-smell following you!
Billy saving all of my work days.
Dear Billy bong hit, your still "allowed" to ride horses. Your also allowed to drive cars even tell jokes. What a great country THEY allow so much 😂
I love how he screws up which year it is, and it almost sounds like he is doing the Doctor Who theme. Ol' Billy Gallifrey.
S5.E1 The Queen of Hearts Is Wild The blue sports car Janet Carlisle drives at the beginning is a Ferrari Dino 246.
Such a good episode 😂😂😂
Billy Beans kicking habits.
Bill I wish there was a 24 hr channel of nothing but live standups of you throughout the years. I would pay whatever necessary monthly and gladly😂.
Thanks for posting on KZread!! I can’t get podcast to play in my podcast app!!
Shout Out to the Legend Bill Bart
Yay Bill!!!!❤❤❤❤
This guy is funny as fuck😂
Podcast is on time. Wow
Awesome, Bill.
SOLID EP 🔥🔥🔥
Good shit
Fiero talk from ol' Billy balls! I own an 85 V6 with the 4-speed manual. Bright red like Bill's hair used to be before it all fell out.
love you bill
54:26 this had me laughing so hard
I was about say “Bill’s on one” and he just said it lol
Thanks Bill
The Hollywood lecture!!🤣😂🤣
Dude !!! PERFECT PLATE 🍽 🍽 HAPPY SQUALLER DAYZ ;- }
Best college fight song I've heard in awhile
Thanks
Paula Kelly is the actress' name I think. Gorgeous dresses on that episode! I love late 70's style
Best comedian ever sometimes
Ol' Billy Beer Nuts ! There you AAAAHHHHH !
Thanks to ol' Billy Earworm there, with him yammering on about the 442, I had John Bush screaming in my head, "Test your new model and see/test your new model against the original/I'm the man you wanna be/so test your new model and once again you fail me!" A little Stomp 442 by Anthrax, all day.
No sports talk😂
Billy whiskers 😂😂😂
I happen to own a 1969 Oldsmobile 442. Bright metallic emerald green with black stripes, weld drag lites, 455 big block. World's worst gas mileage. The 442 stands for 4 barrel carb, 4 speed trans, and dual exhaust lol
@Excremental_Discharge
7 ай бұрын
😍 A '69 442 *chef kiss*
@ryansgirl2002
7 ай бұрын
@@JosephWilligI get 4-7 mpg with frequent refills because for some reason its got a fuel cell. 🤷🏼♀️ I suspect it *might* not be meant so much for the streets... Trans brake, manual valve body, monster cam, skinny tires in the front and big wide ones on the back... If I were a practical gal I'd probably just take it to the drag strip only. Unfortunately, the smell of melting rubber and smoke drown out all practicality. 😂
@ryansgirl2002
7 ай бұрын
@@Excremental_Dischargethank you. It's really a cool ride. My daily drivers are my 89 foxbody gt or my 98 cobra. But sadly my heart isn't in any of them much anymore because I miss my old square body short bed 2wd Chevy truck 😢 it was lowered, frame off restoration, big cowl hood. I'll forever regret getting rid of it. I have another one but it's gonna be a long time and a lot of work before its up to my standards.
@dman2095
7 ай бұрын
@ryansgirl2002 Jesus christ, you're turning me on with the car talk!😂😂😂 Tell Ryan, he's found "The One"
@ryansgirl2002
7 ай бұрын
@@dman2095 can't help it, I'm a gear bangin' bitch lol and these days that equates to "total weirdo"! It's not like I have friends to have these conversations with, they got family sedans or sensible SUVs and mini vans and don't wanna hang out with the chick sidestepping her clutch 😭 most women believe a badass ride is an Altima 🤣
"Couple two, three days" - Ol Billy Bostonnnn
Hey Billy....the Falcons are coming back...I'd get one
I like Car Guy Bill. A true comedian til the end
stick it where the sun don't shine!
Ya Gotta love The designs . Just Like ROCK n' ROLL " TIME STAMP" ;-}
BUY IT!!!"
Lol at Bill "Bellicheck" Burr still watching major sports like NBA and NFL seriously. They're entertainment first.
@NankerPhelge65
7 ай бұрын
Sports is just for the gamble sites
Time goes fast ! Lol 23 !
They don't sell in New York City because you can't charge the car on the street blocks from your apartment.
Buy it!
Lucid Air Sapphire, and EVs are good at ACCELERATION, but top end usually suffers, even though they claim the Air Sapphire does 205mph, but you might be able to hit that for a second, then your battery dead. Plus, the batteries are getting better, but they current batteries still suck. Batteries are the oldest part of the electronics in an EV car, lol
You are 100% right about weed
BOSTON BILLY B. LUVZ YAAAAAAHHHH . Thanx Again for Keeping Me from The HELL SCAPE Of A Time WE LIVE IN. W T F ;- }
I love how all the homeless people are vets
0:45 😂😂😂😂😂 16:27😂😂😂 49:52
Paula Kelly was the actress from Kojak .
Ol' Billy Boy is comin' in HOTT 🔥
Heyyyyy Ol' Billy Pats Fan, did you see what Tommy "Jersey Juice" Devito did on Sunday? Kinda funny that both of our teams suck these days 🤣 Great podcast as always
Ol' Feel Good Billy.
Fou-wah...lol
is billy boy still doing email responses?
Lmao ole billy remembers the bs penalty on mcsorely in 93’. My kings got robbed of their first cup because Canada still had their panties in a wad about Gretzky playing for the kings!!!
@J1011
7 ай бұрын
Ya lost in five games get over it 😂 Gretzky was crying like a bitch because it wasn't rigged for him. Patrick Roy wasn't going to be denied that year. It's ok though Kings should have Connor soon the way the Oilers are sucking. 👍
Electricity is free and Amazon prime doesn't have commercials
Ford tech here. The GTD is 800hp "only" but its got active rear steering, its a transaxle in the rear the same as a vette, and has active dampening etc like the shelbys and track pack 5.0s. It was designed to be the fastest road car around nurburghring. Its going to be insane. Read the detailed note that ford sent out to all out ford employees. Also as far as evs go they are some of the worst cars on the road. Extremely unsafe, they have tons of issues frequently just based on the fact the tech isnt there yet, AND they are fast off the line but not after you get going.
13:03 Bill, that hottie on Kojak? Paula Kelly
How ah yaaaaa
There's a ship full of cars under the ocean because the big oil companies wanted it to be there
If SNL ever lets him back on he should do an old Boston lady character like Pedro did for his culture. It would kill.
0:20 Hah, at first i didn't notice it, but then after like 2 seconds into your "oooooooooo", i was like, wait, you're a year off! Makes me look forward to 2025 though, i imagine you going like "twenny-faaaaave" like you usually do when you have to say 25, or 4 to 5. 2024 though? I have no idea what your go-to will be, maybe "Fore!" for golf? hah (EDIT: or some echo version, Twentyfooourr, four, four... 2nd EDIT: Hah, if i had waited a couple of seconds with the comment, i would've had my answer, i guess it'll be the Boston "fowah") 56:37 Idk man, maybe you shouldn't be calling those candies 'wheat', just go back to burning the old school herbs. I don't follow the trends with oils and edibles, micro-dosing and whatnot, so i don't even know what they're like, just roll 'em and enjoy. What i don't like about being high before bed, is that i never remember my dreams. Whenever i've fallen asleep unplanned (on the couch or something), and crossing the 5 to 8 hour mark of my last one, then i will be remembering them, but it has just been such a routine to light one up before bed. I like my random dreams, but i also like my routine. And yeah, sugars and caffeine do very little to me, i usually go to bed after drinking a Red Bull (and some inhaled greens). But real coffee caffeine does make me jittery, so i'm not sure if i'm more resistant to soda caffeine than to the real thing, maybe the soda one is based on sugars, and i'm like a pro-sugar eater for my whole life, i might have some natural immunity to it. Also interesting to hear that proteine helps with diabetes, as i have also always been a fan of dairy, cheeses, milk in general, and meat and proteine drinks. And i hate how suddenly all the proteine drinks and bars have gone full on sugarless and using the awful sweeteners. Why do i have to suffer from someone else's mistake, it's so annoying. Sugarless caramel and chocolate... come on, that's depressing stuff! 58:12 I hate those organic foods stores, the people in there are all yuppies and fake hippies. Paying double the price for a product that's more bland, and yeah, still from major brands as well. I keep saying, my pack of roll up tobacco is almost €18 bucks, the price is increasing like every season, 10 years ago the same pack would be half the price. But i keep saying, why don't they use that extra tax income to subsidize proper healthy food, instead of having the bad foods being cheap. Turn it around, make us healthy again, and i will happily pay ridiculous prices for my tobacco if i see the benefits in the supermarket. But for _some_ reason, that is not possible, i guess that would give tobacco a positive spin, instead they're heavily cracking down on tobacco.
It’s funny listening to Bill talk about how there is so much miss information out there about electric cars when in fact it is actually Bill who is misinformed! He said that when you buy a Tesla you get a charger and just go home and plug it in! First of all Teslas do not come with chargers they have to be purchased separately, And secondly those chargers have to be hardwired into your electrical panel which means you need to hire an electrician! If that isn’t bad enough A lot of electrical panels do not supplying enough amperage which means you now have to pay an electrician to upgrade your Service! He wants to know where all these Teslas are that we’re broken down on the road, Those Teslas were found all along I-95 during a snowstorm that caused an 18 wheeler to crash and block all southbound lanes! If you had an electric car and your battery was not fully charged you were stuck, It took hours before traffic started moving but by then everyone’s batteries were dead! Luckily us idiots with our internal combustion engine vehicles allowed all those people whose battery died to sit in our cars so they would not freeze! And for anyone who wants to use the excuse that they don’t live in a cold environment so they won’t be affected well then you’re just an idiot for spending 60+ thousand dollars on a car with limited capabilities! Not to mention all of the damage caused by these cars burning up, If you park your electric car in your garage it will most likely burn your entire home if it catches fire! But you won’t hear about any of those due to the media covering it up by not reporting on it, But if you know a fireman just ask them!
442 olds - 400 ci 4 brl carb dual exhaust...fyi
Ohhh billy big nuts just so you know, as a person who doesn’t subscribe to politics and as a fan of yours… I don’t give a french mans f**k about what your wife did. I hope y’all are happy wish you the best aand gfys
terpines are crystals...look at a good bud under a jewelers loupe and see lots of them....
Sleeping after coffee I've been told is because of a.d.d I can sleep after a can of monster, or coffee don't matter, that's why I don't drink the sht, no more,
Is Bill okay? Where’s the Thursday podcast?
Weed strains are very scientific. It’s not GMO. Terpenes are a whole Thing. But you’re probably right about the seeds
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I used to want an electric truck, but I don't want a giant ipad on wheels that identifies as a truck. If you can ride a bicycle in traffic to go buy smokes, all of the electronic safety crap isn't about protecting lives, it's about protecting the bottom line of insurance companies and keeping out cheaper competition from other countries where a factory option is a 50 caliber machine gun mount. There's no reason that an electric truck couldn't be as simple as Bill's old ford without having to do dah tree on dah tree. To sell vehicles in the US you have to appeal to people with no money who think they deserve luxury and performance on a $0 down payment plan.
Nia had a gig in Miami?
Protect Bill Burr at all cost.
58:20 I told you guys. 😐
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442 4barrel 4on the floor dual exhaust
@lanceprzybyla7662
7 ай бұрын
400 cubic inch 4 barrel carb Dual exhaust I have one
@206beastman
7 ай бұрын
@@lanceprzybyla7662 mines in the drive way dude had it since highschool
@206beastman
7 ай бұрын
Mine has a rocket 350
@206beastman
7 ай бұрын
@@lanceprzybyla7662 FR layout. The "4-4-2" name (pronounced "Four-four-two") derives from the original car's four-barrel carburetor, four-speed manual transmission, and dual exhausts (Some maintain that the '2' indicated a limited-slip differential)
@lanceprzybyla7662
7 ай бұрын
@@206beastman huh...well you learn something every day...I had one and was explained differently...thanks for the feedback 👍
24:02
18:39
What's going on how are YAAAAAA!
@TheFireproofWitch
7 ай бұрын
I always shriek this at the start 😂
Lady from Kojak..Her name is Paula Kelly
@NankerPhelge65
7 ай бұрын
damn i just posted that
weed is in weed Bill, it's just more refined now, and the crystals are just sugar Bill, and once you make weed butter or any kind of oil, you can make anything with weed in it. weed is a miracle plant.
@user-hs3sf2ul5q
7 ай бұрын
😂 anything with DNA can be modified to our detriment. That's the point. Secret ingredients. Genetic modifications. Chemicals and preservatives. The same toxic process that corporations and government put food through can apply to weed as well. That Is the truth. Non organic is not natural. A miracle of science that can harm you is not a good kind of "miraculous". The FDA , Monsanto, and big pharma deserve every bit of criticism in this podcast and then some. Don't sleep on the liberty bell.
California BANNING Combustible Engines 2035."Good Luck"
Billy thinks it's free to charge an EV out on the road?