Imagine giving a lolipop to a toddler, and then finding out that your credit card now has one million dollars in it

@saayliparkar1254

3 жыл бұрын

THAT'S IT FOLKS! i AM NOW HANDING OUT LOLIPOPS TO TODDLERS [and asking for some grain or sh!t in return] AND GETTING THOSE BUCKS

@sunan2335

2 жыл бұрын

@@saayliparkar1254 You're gonna need a Van for all those lollipops - wait a minute...

@anupamtiwari5587

2 жыл бұрын

@@sunan2335 Hol up!

@N-HTTi

2 жыл бұрын

Not a bad deal

@aadarshvani9969

2 жыл бұрын

Well Krishan says in BG that a deed which was done by expecting nothing in return is always fruitful so if you give lolipop for million it's worthless unless you server selflessly and expect nothing in return

"We are all descended from Genghis Khan!" "Uhh, statistically we are way more descended from Krishna, sixteen thousand. We're demigods baby."

@nishanthjeyaraj112

4 жыл бұрын

Krishna actually had 10 children with each of his wife. Unfortunately, his grandchildren and descendants were ultimately wiped out by a curse. So yeah...

@indrason6974

4 жыл бұрын

Bankimchandra Chattopadyaya, the author of “Anand math” who carried out research on Mahabharata continuously for about 36 years and also composed thereafter the biography of Shrikrishna, states that according to Mahabharata Shrikrishna had only one wife namely Rukhmini - neither two nor four and of course not at all 16000. According to Mahabharata immediately after getting married both Rukhmini and Shrikrishna went to Badrikashrama and led a pious life there for 12 years. They used to sleep on ground, ate only roots, tubers and fruits and observed strict celibacy. Thereafter Rukhmini gave birth to the first child named Pradhumna. (Reference: Mahabharata, Book 10 (Sauptika Parva), Chapter 12, Verses 29 & 30 - Editor)

@sadge_png

4 жыл бұрын

@@indrason6974 okay here is a problem when the person researching any religious text is part of that religion/believes in that religion then there results will most definitely be biased Also these stories have been written and re written a million times There is literally no cannon in existence

@indrason6974

4 жыл бұрын

@@sadge_png but you can compile all the versions together to create a critical edition of the story then look threw archeological findings like stone tablets from Nanda dynasty and shishunaga dynasty along with other sacred text to get a good idea of how the story was in ancient times before it became Mahabharata we know today that Mahabharata used to be a really short story named Jaya most likely written by Pandava dynasty to exist as glorious record of there victory and it got written and re written by many diffrent people until it became Mahabharata so we can get a good idea of his character

@thatsnailboi1598

4 жыл бұрын

Well by now probably closer to demidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemigods, but, you know, same thing.

Is cute, has a universe in his mouth, eats everything, has insane cosmic powers, and is the incarnation of a vast and powerful deity? He's Kirby

@Miu-vw3qz

2 жыл бұрын

Welp,he IS everything,like he has the whole universe in one fourth of his body

@KrishGandhi787

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@sofiadevi4555

2 жыл бұрын

😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@inkfae9916

2 жыл бұрын

First you draw a circle

@marshmellow9834

2 жыл бұрын

shhhhhhh your not suppose to know

As a Hindu, 90% of elements in our stories depend on who you ask

@kannan07

9 ай бұрын

Like I just said Hinduism is that one show where fans ruined everything and now we don't know what the real story is Everything is a fanfic now lol

@Random-uo8sp

9 ай бұрын

​@@kannan07Well, Word Black Is Not Used In Racial Manner For Lord Krishna

@biharibabu1421

9 ай бұрын

​@@kannan07just hit the books man

@absent-mindedIntp5w4

9 ай бұрын

@@kannan07 There are things called BOOKS

@shivinshivin3372

9 ай бұрын

​@@kannan07Just excuse to not read

*insults Krishna's dad* Krishna: So you have chosen death.

@kingbaaka3D

4 жыл бұрын

HAVE

@sebastiandevosi7043

4 жыл бұрын

@@kingbaaka3D Perish

@LEEANN4321

4 жыл бұрын

I need merch with that scene on it right now 😂

@kingbaaka3D

4 жыл бұрын

@@sebastiandevosi7043 I wish i could

@micheld851

4 жыл бұрын

omae wa mou shindeiru...

"Krishna is himself and also the entire Universe" *You are what you eat* I guess.

@hannahmarie4508

4 жыл бұрын

Alex Martin best comment no question

@boldandbrash8431

4 жыл бұрын

- Alan Watts, probably

@Dawit1385

4 жыл бұрын

@@boldandbrash8431 Bhagavad Gita*

@silentspirit8923

4 жыл бұрын

Godly Tamaki Amajiki

@pastelhotmess9299

4 жыл бұрын

That proves it. We're all made of stardust change my mind.

The mango story has to be the most adorable story i've ever heard involving a deity. Just imagining a little baby running up all excited about a mango but their little bitty hands can't carry much grain. How can you say no to something that precious!! 🥺

@someonerandom8552

Жыл бұрын

In one of the adaptions I saw as a kid, the fruit seller was an old beggar woman who was fretting because she hadn’t sold any of her fruit all day and thus consigned herself to go hungry. (Why she didn’t just eat her mangoes I dunno, but whatever.) Just then baby Krishna appeared and not understanding how capitalism works asks if he can have some fruit in exchange for a hug. The old woman is amused by his naivety and comments on how sweet and innocent he is. When he hugs her, she feels inner peace (since you know, he is the supreme god.) But he doesn’t want her to go without paying for her basket of fruit. So he goes and grabs some rice/grain which he “accidentally drops” leaving only three grains. The seller gratefully gives him all the mangoes in exchange for the grain and goes home extremely happy. She finds that her basket is full of jewels and gold. It’s basically a parable to illustrate that showing humility and being grateful are preferable and aspirational traits. At least in that version and yeah it is quite cute.

@skyward7903

Жыл бұрын

There's tons of stories about gods and mangoes hahaha. Hanuman as a kid LOVED mangoes A LOT. His mom didn't give it to him one day I think? The kid saw the sun and thought it was a huge mango hung up in the sky...so he ate the entire Sun lmao. Got cursed and then back to normal again.

@juicy3545

Жыл бұрын

Kids will be cute, tell me I'm wrong.

@siddiqarizwan7718

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@Vinemaple

9 ай бұрын

Yes, mangoes are incredibly precious

Krishna: "your words have no effect on me, they are meaningless" Chanara: "ur dad sucks!" Krishna: "On second thought"

@koustav24das

9 ай бұрын

In modern days it would've been "Joe Mama"

@jaigagandeep.s5100

9 ай бұрын

@@koustav24dascan I ask you something if you don’t mind , I have been hearing this a lot but do not understand the context who/ what is joe mama.

@kannan07

9 ай бұрын

​@@jaigagandeep.s5100it's a play on "yo mama" basically "your mom" It's joe mama so that You can just say something about joe And the other person can ask "who's joe" And you reply with "joe mama"

@paulgibbon5991

8 ай бұрын

Anyone else notice that in the animation, Chanara is taunting Krishna with the Navy SEAL copypasta? 😀

Krishna: I didn't ask to be born perfect *I demanded it*

@coltmartin152

4 жыл бұрын

@oreo chan idk

@terorist2112

4 жыл бұрын

Because its not funny

@fantasyshadows3207

4 жыл бұрын

It’s utterly HilAriOUs

@Pinstripe105

4 жыл бұрын

I also want 🅱️ u t t e r

@secretscipio

4 жыл бұрын

Actually, your statements is true according to Hindu scriptures. Only man to be ever born perfect was Krishna. Not even other avatars were perfect.

"Poisoned her boob" "Skipped the milk and gone straight for her life force" Are we sure this is an ancient text and not a discord RP?

@cameronjensen9397

4 жыл бұрын

Leo Ryff why not both

@prithviraj3244

4 жыл бұрын

There are 10000 of variations of the story but people stick to the written stuff.

@JMObyx

4 жыл бұрын

Jojo's bizarre adventure... Are we sure Araki is not a Hindu?

@Agvarina

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds more like DnD to me.

@TheDrCN

4 жыл бұрын

Basically the same thing. This is just what people are like by default when more reserved social norms either haven't been established yet or aren't watching.

I love how Balram isn’t the jealous older brother he’s just like: yup I hold my popular younger bro’s leash because he eats everything and he’s kind of the entire universe lol anyways anybody wanna fight me?

@indramanikeisham8073

Жыл бұрын

Exactly he's the kindest older brother I've ever seen

@The__Leo69

10 ай бұрын

He went on to create some problems during Mahabharat out of his dilemmas about what's right and what isn't. Krishna went on to enlighten him too. Krishna used it to just check Arjuna's devotion towards himself and dharma.

@SubhadaSubhadarshini-dr1lf

9 ай бұрын

Why he feel jealousy when he is devotee of Krishna . don't you see Krishna in sleeping mudra and basuki( balaram) in whose body he sleeping. A devotee don't feel jealous of their bhagawan he only love him.we all have to learn from them this quality.

@kannan07

9 ай бұрын

​@@SubhadaSubhadarshini-dr1lfsmall correction,vasuki isn't the snake Vishnu sleeps on Vishnu's snake is shesha or Ananda shesha(infinite shesha or smt like that) He was the first nagaraj and vasuki's big bro Vasuki is the snake on shiva's neck

@aaronpandey

9 ай бұрын

balram is the avatar of vishnu's snake mount shesha god of snakes

The visual of baby Krishna running after the fruit seller saying “Miss! Mango?” is the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen. When I’m sad I rewatch this video just to see it and be reminded that sometimes, people are kind to toddlers in distress (who then bless them with a basket full of jewels).

@artofrahul

Жыл бұрын

Watch "little krishna" cartoon (good graphics ) you'll love it

@siddiqarizwan7718

Жыл бұрын

Yea

@pakki6555

11 ай бұрын

This is so sweet

@Random-uo8sp

9 ай бұрын

​@@pakki6555Well, Word Black Is Not Used In Racial Manner For Lord Krishna

@Bubblereeds

2 ай бұрын

There’s an extremely heart meltingly sweet animation of this story, it’s in the Little Krishna cartoon - you should see it!

'Krishna discovers capitalism' Now imagine that title on a kids' book.

@strawberryfields9762

4 жыл бұрын

I’d read that book, JUST for the sake of the title😂

@rajbagwe3732

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@codygeyrozaga2277

4 жыл бұрын

There’s this one book called “Help mom, there are liberals under my bed.”

@Itariatan

4 жыл бұрын

@@codygeyrozaga2277not the libtards!

@Pikasayan

4 жыл бұрын

Believe it or not, it probably exists. And no, I’m not kidding

"Krishna what do you have in your mouth?" "Yes." "Ok how can you have 'yes' in your mouth?" *opens his mouth and looks in* *Walks away visibly scarred*

@MushVPeets

4 жыл бұрын

As it turns out, it was not 'yes' in his mouth, but 'what'. I.e. everything that one could possibly answer the question "what" with.

@FBI-dr4bk

4 жыл бұрын

@@MushVPeets technically yes is correct too. He has everything in his mouth.

@IGotaFever4U

4 жыл бұрын

Krishna is IT

@ninnusridhar

4 жыл бұрын

So krishna is supposed to be everything in the universe and the universe is everything he is. Like Buddha from Journey to the west. So technically he opens his mouth and inside is another of him. He has himself within himself......... I dont know what to say

@scpfoundation0017

4 жыл бұрын

@@ninnusridhar, buddha is also a avatar of Lord vishnu.

Fun fact: Balarama was originally named Rama at birth, but "Bala" was added to it after everyone saw how strong he was (Bala is the Sanskrit word for strong)

@Teackay

8 ай бұрын

*Rama* *The stronger Rama*

@occasionalart7597

7 ай бұрын

I realize this isn't important and is biased by me growing up in a very much not Indian culture But I like that adding the Sanskrit word for strong onto Rama has the name go from really intimidating sounding to kinda goofy and I love it

@jaydeflayme2890

4 ай бұрын

"Honey, did you change our son's name?" "He is STRONG JIMMY now!"

@nityanandbiswal4093

3 ай бұрын

​@@TeackayNope. Bala actually means strength. And Rama, based upon the hindu god Rama, could mean greatness. When you add strength before that, it means someone who is great in strength. So it's not really "stronger" it's just that his named changed from just calling him great to adding the word strength to it.

@formanga8871

Ай бұрын

​@@nityanandbiswal4093 Actually Rama named being used before Lord Rama, For example, Bhagwan parsuRAMA.

The sheer magnitude of Kansa's ego is laughable. - He locked them in the same cell because he wanted to kill the babies himself. - He sent his demon allies one after another despite learning multiple times that it was a terrible idea. - By inviting Krishna and Balaram to his place, he invited his death. - And when he saw how powerful Krishna was with his own eyes, he decided to challenge him anyway. As if inviting his own death wasn't enough, he proceeded to go and hug it. He could have genuinely tried to be a loving uncle and that would have been a better plan lmao.

@Fluffkitscripts

4 ай бұрын

Well, if he was smart, maybe he wouldn’t have been so terrible that the gods were compelled to get rid of him.

@GMPranav

4 ай бұрын

@@Fluffkitscripts It's possbile to be smart and evil at the same time though. -Just look at today's politicians.-

@Fluffkitscripts

4 ай бұрын

@@GMPranav I just can’t help but feel that in this case lack of self-preservation instinct and pissing off gods might not be fully unrelated

"Krishna's waay into butter. It's like a thing." Ohoho, we have entire SONGS just about him liking butter so much he starts stealing it from the mothers.

@enderwalkgang

4 жыл бұрын

SprinklesYT god of butter

@kudlitegaming

3 жыл бұрын

One of his titles literally means butter thief

@AM-uu5bb

3 жыл бұрын

Chor chor makhan chor

@darknight1220

3 жыл бұрын

TFW you go to butter you toast but find Krishna instead

@StephenGillie

3 жыл бұрын

Could Paula Deen be a distant relative of his?

"Couldn't we just put the couple in two separate cells so they DON'T have babies?" "That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard"

@merrittanimation7721

4 жыл бұрын

"And what, break up their marriage? We're not savages."

@sarthakarora3212

4 жыл бұрын

He wanted to kill a god. Lol

@necromelodia2432

4 жыл бұрын

Why didn't he just kill them?

@sarthakarora3212

4 жыл бұрын

@@necromelodia2432 The gods would find another child to kill him. So, he thought if he could he kill Krishna as a baby even the gods would not mess with him.

@paxonite-7bd5

4 жыл бұрын

His evil brother promised he will be only kill the 7th son and leave the rest of the kids alone but later on changed his mind and murder his nephews in front of his sister bu smashing them on the wall. Big brother of the year

So the thing with Putana is that because of her beautiful disguise, the people of Gokul thought she was a goddess. Therefore, when she asked to breastfeed Krishna, they thought she was giving him some sort of divine blessing. (Kind of like how Hera accidentally gave Heracles his strength )

@indramanikeisham8073

Жыл бұрын

Yeah something like that 😆😂

@Vinemaple

9 ай бұрын

Ooh, nice context, thank you so much!

@kannan07

9 ай бұрын

That mythology guy on his way to explain how it's heracles and not Hercules

@ishithamantripragada9514

9 ай бұрын

@@kannan07 I lowkey forgot about that-Hold on

@kannan07

9 ай бұрын

@@ishithamantripragada9514 lol But seeing him rage over the Hercules movie just imprinted the name heracles into my brain lol

Okay, but can we talk about how genuinely sweet and adorable the story of the mango trade is? Setting aside her grains turning to gold and jewels, it's so sweet that she gave him mangoes after seeing such a tiny tot trying to trade for it.

@Vinemaple

9 ай бұрын

I mean, they're _mangoes._ Who's gonna pass up any chance to score a mango, no matter how slim?

@97Multiphantom

8 ай бұрын

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@Vinemaple

8 ай бұрын

@@97Multiphantom OGAD not Dutch from Red Dead Redemption II, that guy gives mango lovers a bad name!

@sohanm3051

6 ай бұрын

There are many stories like that

*Mom:* Krishna Krishna *Krishna:* Yes Mama? *Mom:* Eating dirt? *Krishna:* No mama! *Mom:* Telling lies? *Krishna:* No Mama? *Mom:* Open your mouth *Krishna:* aaaaaaa *Mom:* what the fu-

@guessmyname1246

4 жыл бұрын

Nooooooo dont bring that nursery up again

@ThingsStuffington

4 жыл бұрын

Heh, looks like somebody beat me to it.

@nadams8863

4 жыл бұрын

@@guessmyname1246 Appropriate because I'm pretty sure that song is Indian

@first1_out

4 жыл бұрын

You made my day better, BAHAHAHAHA

@turquoisecrow4513

4 жыл бұрын

Literally what I was thinking

"Krishna? Krishna?" "yes, mama?" "eating mud? "no, mama" "open your mouth" *Krishna open his mouth and let the mortal woman see the entire universe at once* "...ok then"

@Chetna444

4 жыл бұрын

😂 this is funny.

@warlandpaint

4 жыл бұрын

Nopes krishna erased her memory

@leshyaedawnfire

4 жыл бұрын

How many people sang this?

@Silverwind87

4 жыл бұрын

You forgot "telling lies?"

@EspaALSC

4 жыл бұрын

i hate that i actually got the refference XD

I am a Black women who had Caribbean ancestry. My maternal side has Indian ancestry but I have never felt any real link to the culture. This little lesson has stimulated my curiosity about the Hindu pantheon.Thankls.

@benediciteomnia6831

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks S. Joseph for showing interest into the Hindu Mythology (or History maybe), Try listening to an audio book related to Mahabharta. (If you still are curious) if you have the time yo listen to it. I apologize if I disturbed you.

@VSM101

9 ай бұрын

Ksna>Jesus

@S_L__

9 ай бұрын

Jesus is the King of kings and Lord of lords. He loves you. God loves you. Put your trust in Him and He will never forsake you. That's all I can say. 😊

@Robert_austia

9 ай бұрын

​@@S_L__or x jew😂😂

@niserresin2006

3 ай бұрын

Have you seen OSP's video about Kali

The part where it was mentioned that Mushtika taunted Balarama into participating had me rolling on the floor with the “it works immediately because Balarama has no chill” and the sound effect.

Butter: Exists Krishna: I'll buy your entire stock.

@mohammednajl5950

3 жыл бұрын

Now im imagining Krishna buying literally all the butter in the world

@stutid582

3 жыл бұрын

*steal 😂😂

@Atlas3060

3 жыл бұрын

@@mohammednajl5950 that's proper priorities. I wouldn't blame Krishna

@kevinpaulson2706

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao thats pretty much his childhood

@BewilderedCitrus

3 жыл бұрын

Butter sellers: _s t o n k s_

"Kansa should try hiring bad guys who don't secretly want to die" Welp, there goes me ever getting employed

@blarg2429

4 жыл бұрын

There are other employers besides the local evil king you know.

@eazy8579

4 жыл бұрын

@@blarg2429 yeah, but that's boring and makes me want to die more

@blarg2429

4 жыл бұрын

@@eazy8579 Fair.

@Sztefa001

4 жыл бұрын

You guys need a hug? o-o

@lunaequinox7333

4 жыл бұрын

… Yeah

I love the fruit seller lady, she sees a little toddler who wants to buy fruit but he keeps dropping the grain. So she just gives him the fruit anyway and is rewarded for her generosity by being given a basket of gold because the baby was actually an avatar of an omnipotent god!

@charlesdarwin5185

7 ай бұрын

Social parables not grounded in reality. Not credible.

@pokemonitishere202

4 ай бұрын

Yes very cute indeed 😘

Slight correction. Krishna had 8 official wives, the 16000 women were captured and held by a demon that Krishna was fighting. Even after the demon was defeated,the families of the women he held refused to take them back,because they were "defiled"/ "unchaste" ( because they suspected the women had been raped by the demon, whether or not they were is unclear,but pretty messed up either way,I know). So Krishna agreed to take them in to keep them from destitution,as "minor wives". He didn't have sex with them or anything, he only bedded his "senior/ main " 8 wives. ( who married him of their own free will).

@yesthatmousyiris4887

Жыл бұрын

That's actually really kind of Krishna to take those girls under his wing. I feel bad for them.

@hmmm713

9 ай бұрын

The version I heard was that those were all wives of the men killed in war, who had no means to fend for themselves

@sahasraksa3170

9 ай бұрын

@@hmmm713 They were the daughters of gandharvas and sages. Naraka kidnapped them. They were destined to marry Shri Krishna.

@hmmm713

9 ай бұрын

@@sahasraksa3170 I guess that's a different version

@kannan07

9 ай бұрын

Am pretty sure Krishna did have sex with all of them, He didn't just take them in as some random women in need of protection,he did care about them and took all.of them as views And had a kid with each of them

Aphrodite: AAAAAAAA, you aren't into relationships! SMITE! AAAAAAAA, you're prettier than me! SMITE! Krishna: Be nice, don't insult my dad, surrender your butter.

@necromelodia2432

3 жыл бұрын

Krishna: Dont say anything to Arjun, he's the baby of this epic and I *will* kill you

@NitinKumar-lq6bj

3 жыл бұрын

Surrender your butter 😂

@c-79udawantvarunhemant35

3 жыл бұрын

Idiot don't make fun of the God! Lord Krishna is the source of everything, by making his fun you are making fun of your entire life.

@ashwatimenon5481

3 жыл бұрын

@@c-79udawantvarunhemant35 well shri krishna is known for encouraging humour sarcasm. So chill. They are having fun. No disrespect.

@ankitamishra611

3 жыл бұрын

He really was a simple guy

“Miss! Mango?” Damn he’s so cute

@Archris17

4 жыл бұрын

I know right? Who *wouldn't* give the adorable little smurf-lookin' kid an armful of mangoes after that?

@preetikushwa7032

4 жыл бұрын

@@Archris17 actually his skin colour is " like a rainy cloud in the evening sun".

@Archris17

4 жыл бұрын

@@preetikushwa7032 huh... to me that immediately brings to mind a kind of gorgeous orange colour. Sunsets are always pretty. I meant no disrespect by the way, so sorry if it came across like that.

@preetikushwa7032

4 жыл бұрын

@@Archris17 No no I just added some extra info to your comment by replying , I'm not offended . Thank you.

@Zeus11Nova13

4 жыл бұрын

@@Archris17 His voice is deep like lightning & thunder cloud, The glow on his face radiant like a 1000 suns.

i remember reading the wikipedia article about krishna and in it it says that durga told kamsa “your death has arrived in your kingdom”. idk if that’s literally what she said but god that line is so raw

@anirudhsharma3233

Жыл бұрын

Yes as an Indian and Hindu , thats literally what mother durga had said but in sanskrit

@sahasraksa3170

Жыл бұрын

Taking her with contempt by the legs and whirling her Kamsa dashed her against a stone. Although thrown on a rock in derision, that girl, who is daily worshipped by the gods, was not crushed. On the other hand, casting off her human from and being adorned with celestial garlands, pastes, and a shining crown she, with dishevelled hairs and remonstrating with Kamsa, rose up in the sky. Drinking most excellent wine and laughing aloud she, in anger, said to Kamsa. 43-44. "O Kamsa, for your own destruction you have whirled and dashed me against a rock. Therefore at the time of your death when your enemy will attack you I will tear off your body with my hands and drink your hot blood". 45. Giving vent to these dreadful words, the goddess, by her own wished-for way, rose up in the sky; and encircled by her own followers and in that form she began to range in the celestial region.

@amyra8159

10 ай бұрын

Yeah, she was yogmaya, goddess who reincarnated as yashoda's child (Krishna's adopted mother) in the same night Krishna was born. They were swapped as babies and vasudev took her with him thinking kansa would spare a girl child as she wouldn't be part of the prophecy. But kansa didn't spared and and tried to kill her. She shows her divine form and said this line.

@kannan07

9 ай бұрын

And here I am,who didn't even know that it was Durga Idk who the f i thought she was But like.....

Kansa: My sister and her husband's future child is gonna overthrow me so I'm gonna imprison them both because I'm evil Also Kansa: I'm also going to imprison them together, it'd be wrong to keep a married couple apart

@Asinatorsdaughter

9 ай бұрын

There is a whole story behind it but i am not gonna explain it

@VSM101

9 ай бұрын

You do know in the Mahabartha there is a lady called Kunti that had a boon by uttering a mantra a diety would come to her and give her a son right so to use logic like that doesn't apply here.

@Himalaye-jc7md

9 ай бұрын

1st reason- Kans ko ye ahankaar, ghamand aur Bhram tha ki woh uss 8th bacche ko maar k Vidhata ka lekh badal dega, jiss se ki woh azar-amar ho jayega aur Sabka Bhagwan wahi ban jayega (toh woh ise ek opportunity samajhta tha) 2nd reason- Kans itna toh jaanta aur maanta tha ki Agar VhabisyaVaani huyi ki 'Devaki ka Aathwa putra hi usko maarega'... Toh Aathwa putra Janm avasya lega, fir chahe Vasudev ko saath mein rakho ya Devaki ko akele. Jaise Kunti ne Paandavon ko janm diya (Parthenogenesis) , waise hi Devaki agar akeli v hoti toh Bhagwan uske garb mein pravesh karte. HARE KRISHNA🙏 🚩

@aaryanrathor3071

9 ай бұрын

Bro because he have large ego that he defeated the fate and kill a god 😄

A joke we have in India is : "If Kansa knew that the 8th son will kill him, why did they lock the couple up in the same cell?"

@pesii1452

3 жыл бұрын

Oh wait, I didn't realize this lol

@nikhils2447

3 жыл бұрын

@@pesii1452 it's a real mystery

@rajatsoni3763

3 жыл бұрын

@@nikhils2447 there are two reasons maybe 1: king really love her sister 2: he really want to kill god by himself because of his ego & pride

@paxonite-7bd5

3 жыл бұрын

@@rajatsoni3763 3. He was dumb

@sudarshan3965

3 жыл бұрын

Universe conspired.

“And duplicated himself so he could bang 16 thousand princesses at the same time.” Zeus: ......TEACH ME. Aphrodite: **Explodes**

@FrogeInSuit

4 жыл бұрын

dont u mean hera

@coldtyrant2557

4 жыл бұрын

Froge ...no? Aphrodite is the love goddess, not Hera

@vundertaker1156

4 жыл бұрын

Anyone would explode from 16000 orgasms at once

@quack2390

4 жыл бұрын

@@coldtyrant2557 but hera would be very angry

@coldtyrant2557

4 жыл бұрын

ASCII Skull wdym

The moment you realize Krishna is a full on shonen protagonist is when he has his own tournament arc.

@kannan07

9 ай бұрын

It's more of the "reincarnated but is still op troupe" like anos and that anos knock off

@TheVnator

24 күн бұрын

@@kannan07 Honestly Anos seriously gave me Krishna vibes throughout the story, overpowered but super kind and caring of those who follow him, eats everything his mom makes him, and parents who are somehow completely oblivious to his divine nature. Here's hoping for an eventual season 2!

@kannan07

24 күн бұрын

@@TheVnator season two cour two episode 4 dropped on last Friday, episode 5 on 10th... It's still fun but I hate the CGI NGL

There's actually an animated series for kids that covers his demon sending and Krishna's childhood shenanigans. It's pretty fun to watch

@nara9404

Жыл бұрын

There are more than one animated series

@Worldcitizen7777

15 күн бұрын

You are probably talking about Little Krishna

Should've mentioned that one time he lifted a whole ass mountain with his pinky finger

@VanNessy97

4 жыл бұрын

I see you are one with culture as well

@wordpecker9143

4 жыл бұрын

And the time he boogied all over a snake

@frop_8750

4 жыл бұрын

I saw this in cartoon about little Krishna. Don't ask me how I found it, I don't remember

@BawonoSA173

4 жыл бұрын

@@frop_8750 I see you're a man of culture as well. I'm well aware of that cartoon

@ladylunaginaofgames40

4 жыл бұрын

And it was all because he decided to tell Indra to go F-k himself and he owned it

Krishna is a happy go lucky, optimistic shounen protagonist and Balarama is his tsundere best friend.

@shikumas

4 жыл бұрын

this sounds like a duo in a very popular anime hmmmmmmmmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

@ambaryadav5164

4 жыл бұрын

Krishna is a happy go lucky, optimistic shonen protagonist in his childhood. Adult Krishna is Machiavellian AF I fucking love him

@vatsalsrivastav5175

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it was the first harem anime ever created where the guy had the balls to confront girls directly

@vatsalsrivastav5175

4 жыл бұрын

@@shikumas not a anime, almost in every rom com anime

@janaterbio8010

4 жыл бұрын

Are you forgetting that their brothers? But your right still

3:50 The little fire burp is just adorable

4:22 Why is no one talking about how gosh darn adorable Krishna ji's eyes look!!

Fun Fact: There is a whole festival showing how krishna steals butter

@yuktaagrawal9890

2 жыл бұрын

That's actually his birthday Janmashtami

@prajwalpingali

2 жыл бұрын

So much fun! Every janmashtami

@riyak.7393

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't that to celebrate the birth of Krishna?

@somethingsneverdie2211

2 жыл бұрын

As someone who loves butter, that sounds like so much fun! :D

@origamipein18

2 жыл бұрын

I'd love to see that. :)

I'm starting to realise that "king tries to kill baby prophesied to end him," is a very, very common trope in mythology.

@TsulaAngenati2292

4 жыл бұрын

ArachCobra I wonder if there is one king who would have the self awareness to try and make this kid his own soldier instead

@graybubblegummer2676

4 жыл бұрын

There’s a king named Bimbisara in Buddhism lore that was prophesied to be killed by his own son. The queen decided to leave the baby in the woods to die, but the king brought him back and raised him with love and care. He did grow up to be a pleasant and obedient prince. Though, horrendously, an immoral monk incited him to have the king imprisoned then torturing him to death.

@TsulaAngenati2292

4 жыл бұрын

Gray Bubblegummer ah

@atiqahdiyana5665

4 жыл бұрын

Gray Bubblegummer it would have been a great subversion off expectations if the son still ended up killing the dad but it was like a mercy killing or something or his dad told him too. Like if the dad was sick or grievously injured and son killed him to end his suffering or they were in a situation where the son Could save himself if he killed his dad and of course he doesn’t want to but the dad makes him cause he wants his kid to live

@OValger

4 жыл бұрын

Mythology and Harry Potter.

“Because Balarama has no chill” may be my favorite line from this channel.

Amazing video! but a slight problem, Krishna didnt have 16,008 wives, he had only one actual "Wife" named Rukmini, the other 16,007 were sex slaves he rescued from an evil king's kingdom after killing him and to restore their honor, gave them the title of queen after having vowed to never touch them. Jai Shree Krishna! (Glory to lord Krishna!)

@sahasraksa3170

11 ай бұрын

You are confused. There were Ashta bharya 1. Rukmini 2. Satyabhama 3. Mitravinda 4. Nagnajiti 5. Jamvanti 6. Lakshmana 7. Bhadra 8. Shaivya After that he freed the 16000 girls from captivity of Naraka. Those 16000 were apsaras who took birth on earth on order of Lord Indra.

@srijanupadhyay3683

9 ай бұрын

He actually did marry them, and in some places I think the scriptures have mention of his children with them as welll

@sahasraksa3170

9 ай бұрын

@@srijanupadhyay3683 If I remember correctly bhagvata Purana mention this.

@DharmaKaumudi

9 ай бұрын

@@srijanupadhyay3683 it also mentions they asked him to give them children and he used his power to embed kids into their wombs he never actually touched them,

@opehliadae

9 ай бұрын

@@DharmaKaumudi fr

When a myth includes “had sex with 16,000 princesses” as an afterthought, you know it’s bound to be amazing.

@achintyanaithani889

4 жыл бұрын

Krishna was basically the awesome human Avatar. Rama was the Ideal one. Kind of like the difference between Cap and Iron Man. Or Kirk and Picard.

@richmcgee434

4 жыл бұрын

Or a hentai adaptation of the original. Or both.

@achintyanaithani889

4 жыл бұрын

@@richmcgee434 just make it outside India. We are way too soft on religious fanatics.

@dylanchouinard6141

4 жыл бұрын

Also, as a kid Krishna killed a giant snake by making himself essentially into a human neutron Star. And towards the end of his life he became king of Hindu Atlantis

@achintyanaithani889

4 жыл бұрын

@@dylanchouinard6141 he was no Rama(thanks Tulsidas!) But he was awesome/10

"Krishna's way into butter, it's like a whole thing"... hinduism in less than 10 words tbh

@rohandalvi6476

4 жыл бұрын

Umm nah

@morganbiddlecom

4 жыл бұрын

He really dislikes mushrooms though?

@kai-gm9re

4 жыл бұрын

as a hindu can confirm

@wedran9225

4 жыл бұрын

@@kai-gm9re as a non-hindu, i would appreciate an explanation.

@charlesdewitt8087

4 жыл бұрын

@@wedran9225 He's way into butter what more do you want?

Krishna trying to buy mangoes is the sweetest thing I've seen all week!

As a Hindu who hasn't actually revisited these stories in a while, this was a nice refresher. And the drawings only make it better :D During the video, I would constantly just say "Oh, I remember this story!"

*Everyone:* damn Krishna, how are you so chill all the time? *Krishna internally at all times on loop:* _I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AAAAAAAAAAAFRICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_

@thepip3599

4 жыл бұрын

Aravind Cool

@skeletonsinscarves3965

4 жыл бұрын

Dude same

@nandinibanka8883

4 жыл бұрын

That's one of my favorite stories, and the best part is he lifted it with the little finger. Like egoistical gods are so not worth even his whole hand.

@someonerandom8552

4 жыл бұрын

Nandini Banka Haha! Mine too! In the TV serial, the villagers danced around him, singing his praises. And the actor playing Krishna was constantly smirking towards Indra. When Indra came down to seek forgiveness, Krishna at first denied it to him. Acting unusually stony and strict. A goddess intervened, asking him to be merciful and Krishna obliged, saying he could not reject a request from a loving mother. It was one of the few preachy moments that I liked as a kid. Though I didn’t understand what most of the dialogue meant anyway lol

@1ns939

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

Bruh Krishna really said “Polygamy? How about cloned monogamies”

@qkbarbland4332

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO HDJSHFJ the actual story of his numerous wives is because of him killing the demon Narakasura. Since Narakasura had kidnapped a shit ton of women, when he was killed, they were left sour in the eyes of society. So in order to protect their honor, Krishna took them all as his wives.

@NaveenKumar-ip6ff

3 жыл бұрын

Basically there is a demon who captures these ladies and lord Krishna saves and the ladies are treated as outcast as people/society question their purity/character ( messed up I know),so krishna makes them his wife. Now after this point of the story I have two different versions 1) he accepted them as his wives but didn't do anything(like you know) with them and basically gave them refuge and they had happy lives. 2) he made 16000+ clones of himself ,so the ladies have a meaningful life partner and they are happy. 3) these princesses were the reincarnation of the devotees that wanted meet Lord Vishnu ( remember lord Vishnu was essentially Lord krishna ) but unfortunately couldn't so the lord spent time with the princesses and it's was not lewd but rather spritual.

@_TSC_46

3 жыл бұрын

Woah thanks guys for educating me Hinduism is really interesting so thanks it’s cool to read!

@JanPospisilArt

3 жыл бұрын

I read a Naruto hentai doujin like that once...

@NaveenKumar-ip6ff

3 жыл бұрын

@@JanPospisilArt I mean.... Not gonna judge you for your choices but I don't think it would be correct/good to compare that to the Hindu deity.

Am I the only one who noticed baby Krishna giving Kansa the finger at 2:38?

@aaronheroes8485

10 ай бұрын

No I just noticed it too LOL

Ok this is the most entertaining video I've seen on krishna bhagvaan and believe me there are LITERAL CARTOONS of "what if krishna was in school" with kans as principal 😂😂

@runajain5773

Жыл бұрын

What about Roll no 21 show are there

@nara9404

Жыл бұрын

Wait there are other than roll no 21?

@josh26566

8 ай бұрын

Roll no. 21 is the one being talked about here.

I think my favorite thing is that young Krishna actually acts his age. In most western mythologies, if a baby is even semi-divine, they basically are never children, just miniature adults (eg Hermes stealing cattle within hours if his birth). Krishna? Nah, he does normal kid stuff like put dirt in his mouth or try to buy mangoes like a grown up with just whatever he got his hands on and then BAM something miraculous just sorta happens.

@mazadancoseben4818

3 жыл бұрын

Things happen to him

@heyitskhaliyah4009

2 жыл бұрын

It's always great when they make the child a child.

@ripinkhanna6075

2 жыл бұрын

@Hey it's KHALIYAH !!!!!! The child is God, after all

@likithar1311

2 жыл бұрын

*ahem* YES!!! like Krishna actually knows not to blow up his cover that he is actually one of the trinity.

@flashback0180

2 жыл бұрын

You are a wizard Harry You are a god Krishna

“Krishna, this is an intervention. You need to stop breaking people’s necks.” “What?” _snap_ “Krishna” “KRISHNA!” _snap_

@aster-naut

4 жыл бұрын

ASquared What's that from again? I can't for the life of me remember

@timothymclean

4 жыл бұрын

"Krishna, no!" "Krishna yes!" _snap_

@ASquared544

4 жыл бұрын

@@aster-naut asdfmovie, I can't remember which one

@SeoDeadeHenn

4 жыл бұрын

I was literally thinking about that thru that whole part of the video

@facelessidiot6407

4 жыл бұрын

@@ASquared544 It was one of the deleted scenes videos.

Before I was born, my Dad had a cat named Krishna. That cat was amazing, and now I know why.

@nityanandbiswal4093

11 ай бұрын

Was your cat black coloured by any chance? Because the term "Krishna" literally means dark/black. And in Hindu mythology there's not one Krishna, someone who's as dark as a rain filled cloud is called Krishna(Krishnaa for females).

"She's actually poisoned her boobs! How dastardly." I rewatched that like 5 times. It's just so funny.

@P-man_XD

Жыл бұрын

I'm on a mission to press like on all the comments that mentions the poisoned breasts.

"She's not being a weirdo, she actually POISONED HER BOOBS." I never knew I needed such a glorious sentence/tale in my life, but here we are.

@farrahwaylande7159

4 жыл бұрын

How dastardly

@morganbiddlecom

4 жыл бұрын

You would think this is a brand new sentence but this story is thousands of years old.

@fea1587

4 жыл бұрын

@Frost E Bear it really is

@MrGksarathy

4 жыл бұрын

This is not the only time this happens.

@vittolasirena1250

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrGksarathy Wait, WHAT?

Krishna: *calm as can be unless you insult his family* Balarama: *actually normal teenager*

@necromelodia2432

4 жыл бұрын

I'm a teenager and kinda like Krishna. In Urdu it's called "Dheetai" or being stupidly thick-skinned to the point of being a dumbass, (can't think of an English translation)

@ravikiran490

4 жыл бұрын

@@necromelodia2432 you mean dense af

@necromelodia2432

4 жыл бұрын

@@ravikiran490 I'd say "dense" is more "stupid" while Dheetai is like rain washing off a rain-coat because your ego is impenetrable, but yeah, "dense" works.

@zap4th368

4 жыл бұрын

NecroMelodia awesome more like.

@paradoxacres1063

4 жыл бұрын

@@necromelodia2432 Basically like Goku, then

im not even hindu but god i have been watching cartoons and movies about hindu mythology since diapers , and damn the little krinshna cartoon memories hits me like a train everytime i watch this video

@fbkensarhd5279

9 ай бұрын

Not mythology.

@arpansaha2111

8 ай бұрын

​@@fbkensarhd5279very much mythology

So the story literally concludes with: "Did a back flip, snapped the bad guys neck, and saved the day!"

@tharun.s9718

8 ай бұрын

Nice reference

Jesus: I'm the Son of God Prophet Muhammad: I'm the messenger of God Krishna: O Arjuna , I'm the God

@srijanumesh5355

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, he was it. And he proved it, so....

@paridhi_d9167

2 жыл бұрын

Yup he probably said, I'm not trusting anyone else with this job. I'll go down and do it myself.

@mosesbabu616

2 жыл бұрын

Um...u know... This comment kinda solves all the "who is the real god" issue....ps: dont take me seriously😂🤣

@mosesbabu616

2 жыл бұрын

@Home Banger yup, they sure do😂

@blackpearlgaming7643

2 жыл бұрын

@Aman Yadav every thing Comes from Bharman ..But that doesn't mean we can question existence of lord Vishnu and Shiva I Think There are mentions pf lord Vishnu in vedas and lord Shiva As Rudra

>Aphrodite "exist" Krishna:"im gonna end this woman whole career"

@jonathankennedy1963

4 жыл бұрын

Aphrodite: Are you challenging me!?

@KanaidBlack

4 жыл бұрын

Oh Gods... They will bang...

@adeade3978

4 жыл бұрын

And Thus, the Big Bang happened

@theultimatehomiegsenior3058

4 жыл бұрын

@@adeade3978 gross

@chryasor9254

4 жыл бұрын

Zeus aint got shit on this absolute chad

As an Indian person, I must say, ever since I learned about sex, I’ve always wondered why Kansa didn’t just y’know, put Devaki and Vasudev in two different jail cells? Like bruh they wouldn’t even have one child if u keep them apart 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

@paxonite-7bd5

2 жыл бұрын

Because vasudeva promised to kansa that he will hand him the 8th child on one condition of leaving his wife and rest of the kids unharmed.

@someonerandom8552

Жыл бұрын

Because to split up a married couple is pretty much sacrilegious. You are denying their dharma and karma as a couple. Kansa may have been prideful, but remember he’s still Hindu at heart. He would adhere to the sacraments as well. And he still loved his sister. The sooner the 8th child was born and he could kill him, the sooner he could let his sister out of prison

@arpansaha2111

8 ай бұрын

​@@someonerandom8552he was plamming to kill god. Why would he care about something that minor. He isn't really portrayed as honourable

5:02, that's your take? Not that the baby trying to trade you with tiny hands is disarmingly cute?

@naomipurple679

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly amirite?

I’m so glad that Balarama didn’t turn evil or became jealous of Krishna. Nope. He’s just the guy who holds on to Krishna’s child leash.

@damarvelprofessor3421

2 жыл бұрын

This is like 5 months late but here we go, as both brothers grow older. Balarama becomes the mentor of the antagonists of the mahabharata(the massive poem) while Krishna becomes the mentor of the protagonists. But even though they are mentors of the two different opposition's they still respect each other and have a good relationship until Krishna dies.

@tanmaygusain1316

2 жыл бұрын

Also like balarama is thought of as an incarnation sheshnaga.. who is a devotee of vishnu.. so they were probably still really close in this life...

@Double_D__

2 жыл бұрын

Balarama is basically the older sibling that keeps Krishna from getting himself killed/killing everyone around him.

@srijanumesh5355

2 жыл бұрын

@@damarvelprofessor3421 he doesn’t become mentor of Kauravas. He was the Guru of both Bheema and Duryodhana. He was angry because Bheema broke the rules

@damarvelprofessor3421

2 жыл бұрын

@@srijanumesh5355 maybe it depends on the story. The stories that I read and watched showed him as the mentor of the kauravas.

Zeus: f-cks eveything Odin: is everyone Krishna: eats eveything this sounds like an amazing tv show

@duxhunt

3 жыл бұрын

Does Vishnu/Krishna count as a main deity? I'll give it a half point so it counts

@reactionon3762

3 жыл бұрын

He loves only butta and he will not eat everything.

@charadreemur8884

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, by all technicalities, Vishnu (and Krishna by extent) is everyone and everything as well so.... But yeah, this would make quite a _interesting_ TV show.

@Bee-zr5pb

3 жыл бұрын

Odin-master of really obvious and just bad disguises.

@israelmcmahon3340

3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: All 3, same dude. Different times, different places.

Krishna eats dirt. Yashoda: Open your mouth right now, Krishna. Sees the entire universe in his mouth. 🤯

Fruit seller: your dad way over paid me anyway Krishna: here let me over pay you some more

"She's actually poisoned her boobs!" God I love ancient mythologies

@joeysopinion4463

2 жыл бұрын

I mean why wouldn’t demons have poisoned Brest

@Noone-gz8li

2 жыл бұрын

@@joeysopinion4463 😂 yeah

@cgt3704

2 жыл бұрын

@@joeysopinion4463 they do unless they are succubi.

@sofiadevi4555

2 жыл бұрын

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@sofiadevi4555

2 жыл бұрын

@@joeysopinion4463 good point!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Fun fact: Those sixteen thousand princesses where kidnapped by a demon. on the request of the victim's family members Krishina slayed the demon but now a new problem emerged the princesses have no where to go and nobody will marry them and society will call them unchaste because they have slept with an demon (which never happened) also there families won't accept them for this because they are unchaste. (Princesses where assuming this) So krishna listens to there problem and declares all the princesses has his wives and now they have a home to live in. And yeah krishna was a emperor when this happened.

@Was.a.cat.maybe.

4 жыл бұрын

Happy ending

@eliseorengelgarcia6364

4 жыл бұрын

@@Was.a.cat.maybe. lime 16000 of them happy endings

@antischtick3502

4 жыл бұрын

What a chad

@parthasarathipanda4571

4 жыл бұрын

It is a stark contrast to Vishnu's previous foray into mortal life as Ram where he exiles Sita after rescuing her from a Demon King for the same suspiscion shown by his subjects (eventhough he believed Sita)

@merrittanimation7721

4 жыл бұрын

@@parthasarathipanda4571 And her chastity was proved by a freaking god when she was carried out of a fire into order to prove that very thing. He was a complete idiot in that part of the book.

Red: I can’t summarise The Mahabharata without it being a full length move. Red *makes a vid summarising it in 60 seconds* 😂

@Sun-bl1um

2 жыл бұрын

This is not even part of Mahabharata This is just the begaining and there is soo much more details

@arpansaha2111

Жыл бұрын

It doesn't count because she doesn't mention karna. The best character in the whole story

@nara9404

Жыл бұрын

@@arpansaha2111 I agree he was the best character

Fun fact : In some versions of his birth story , it is said that he was born on the darkest night possible by the combination of many types of days, week and a month that darkens the night.

Heracles: I'm so badass I strangled two snakes Hera sent to kill me when I was still in the craddle! Krishna: hold my demon life juice.

@gnarthdarkanen7464

4 жыл бұрын

Heracles : {wheezing hoarsely} Don't you ever have just a beer?!?

@silentspirit8923

4 жыл бұрын

@@gnarthdarkanen7464 Dionysus: Nah, I'm the God of Wine and good times!

@wtf_purab

4 жыл бұрын

Actually Krishna danced oh head of a 10 headed snake klia The great snake Shesh Naga obeys him (Vishnu stuff) So snake is not a big deal for Krishna Die Hercules (but you are dead so.........)

Butter: *Exists* Krishna: That’s mine now.

@mewsingsbynatk

4 жыл бұрын

Junko :D 🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈

@meetaverma8372

4 жыл бұрын

That's more or less how it goes

@akshitas4351

3 жыл бұрын

That's actually true 😅❤️

@MysticalStd

3 жыл бұрын

*our* butter

@puneetmishra4726

3 жыл бұрын

@@MysticalStd soviet theme intensifies

“Krishna is WAY into butter, it’s a like, a whole thing…” killed me

5:57 isn’t this just the “Zero to Hero” sequence from Hercules? Why didn’t Disney just do this one instead?

@kingsodashark2194

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, kinda makes me want this Disney movie to happen

When the Greek Gods were infants, they had the ability to do mischief. When Krishna was an infant he ate mud. Much better, imo.

@VSM101

4 жыл бұрын

You think you know about Krsna adventures through these brief stories how about inhaling a forest fire just one of the OP things He did as a child.

@AshishBihani

4 жыл бұрын

@@VSM101 lay off man, people just having fun.

@poulomi__hari

4 жыл бұрын

Lol. Krishna is known to be the God of Mischief. The video couldn't even cover half of his mischievous accounts. I mean he was a prankster who used to steal butter from peoples' houses with his friends, flirted with girls (mostly older to him), annoyed most people of authority (which also includes the King of Heaven, Indra), and in general fooled around like playboy, a wild animal who cant be tamed.

@mihirmutalikdesai

4 жыл бұрын

@@poulomi__hari He mostly flirted with Radha, who eventually feel in love with him.

@Ankit-vl8hb

4 жыл бұрын

@@poulomi__hari Not to forget once he stole the clothes of some women while they were bathing in a lake

Nobody Lord Krishna when he ate Makhan (Butter) for the 30 Millionth time: “This is some serious gourmet stuff”

@TodayYearsOld114

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@joeysopinion4463

2 жыл бұрын

@@amanawasthi2766 I’m sure some gods don’t mind swearing some would probably swear constantly like Hera in her position

@fntthesmth423

2 жыл бұрын

imagine krishna waking up in the dead of night unable to sleep so he slips out of bed to get a midnight snack and while he's slathering a piece of toast with butter the kitchen light snaps on and one of his wives is sleepily giving him the "we just went to the doctor about your cholestoral" look as he momentarily freezes mid-chew before resuming while shooting her a silent "bitch i am literally the preserver of the univerese" because he's not about to talk with his mouth full

@alx_spencer5394

2 жыл бұрын

@@fntthesmth423 hahaha that's fun to imagine, but i don't think he really lived with all of his wives, he only had one true wife, and one true love.

@John_Weiss

2 жыл бұрын

@@alx_spencer5394 …who was almost certainly an incarnation of the goddess Lakshmi, Vishnu's wife. Which apparently happens with a number of Vishnu's incarnations.

3:03 so... she's basically called " Bitch " in Italian XD

I would have said, "as a half indian raised on baby krishna stories, this video is absolutely killing me", but someone already commented something similar, so...yeah I don't wanna copy. But seriously, this is both hilarious and amazingly accurate, right down to the butter obsession, well done.

Krishna: Turns grain into gold Comment section: ... Krishna: Turns dirt into universe Comment section: ... Krishna: Eats a demon’s soul Comment section: ... Krishna: Spends decades overthrowing tyrants Comment section: *yawn* Krishna: Bangs 16 thousand princesses at once Comment section: You have my attention.

@60ritikanand69

4 жыл бұрын

Actually those 16000 princesses were once kidnapped and raped by a demon named Narkasura. When Krishna defeated Narkasura and freed those princesses, they had nowhere to go. Their family wasn't ready to accept them and they would forever be outcasts from the society. So, to allow them to live a respectful life and have a respected status in the society, Krishna took them as his wives.

@kairuku8498

4 жыл бұрын

raisa Yana win win

@theiconofmemes5779

4 жыл бұрын

I was too lazy to comment about everything

@thebloxygamer7287

4 жыл бұрын

Krishna did not have sex with any women

@thebloxygamer7287

4 жыл бұрын

He did have gopis who are technically married to him but not in the sense you're talking of its like how Christian nuns say they're married to christ similarly this is called sharangati

6:40 " Krishna has that kind of supremely indestructible chill from being a living incarnation of the universe and only fights when someone insults his family" 6:54 " Balarama gets to fighting because he literally has no chill" I only have two moods and it goes from Krishna's chill to Balarama not having any.

@me0101001000

4 жыл бұрын

You sound like every pre med student I've ever met

@Itariatan

4 жыл бұрын

Literally Tanjiro and Inosuke.

@maximaldinotrap

4 жыл бұрын

I love how Krishna is still just chill as hell when snapping necks.

@xenopyxis

4 жыл бұрын

I would give this a like but you have exactly 666 and I don't wanna mess it up.

@maximaldinotrap

4 жыл бұрын

@@xenopyxis I disliked it so the dislike will cancel out the 7.

I seriously cannot stop laughing at this. You are truly gifted in the sarcasm department and that's coming from a Texan. My hat's off to you. Lol

@VSM101

9 ай бұрын

Krsna>Jesus

As an Indian Hindu the animation of these stories just made me suuuper nostalgic. Love the way you've arranged your content

Red: Forget about him, 'cause it's Krishna time baby! Balram: Story of my life...

@shimnakt955

2 жыл бұрын

As an elder brother.... I know that feeling.

@xenonsketches2351

2 жыл бұрын

Big oof-

@thestraltheundead4093

2 жыл бұрын

Yep always felt bad for balrama and eklavya both are great.

@all.in.noplanB

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@xenonsketches2351

2 жыл бұрын

@Nilesham nope red is not used , just call us indians !

Krishna be out here ruining Aphrodite's career and breaking Zeus's record at the same time.

@aadyaa_saran

4 жыл бұрын

Nah. Krishna was not a god, but a human. Vishnu was a god. So none of his children were born with any cool powers.

@anniemaraj8773

4 жыл бұрын

@@aadyaa_saran Krsna was an avatar of Vishnu who basically embarrassed Indra who is basically Zuse thunder God king of gods deal humiliating him so stop pretending that you know anything.

@anniemaraj8773

4 жыл бұрын

@@aadyaa_saran all his children were Cursed and died in Drowing of Dwarka which he had allowed so they would be with him in Vikunta Haven.

@InMediasRes_vo

4 жыл бұрын

And he has more knobs than Beowulf

@kieranmahon4382

4 жыл бұрын

@@aadyaa_saran I don't think Nash Mash is talking about the children.

the image of baby krishna sprinting after someone with two baby handfuls of grain is the cutest thing i've ever heard

Love the use of Red Sun for the wrestler's entrance!

@doubleoof7907

2 жыл бұрын

GOLDEN RAYS OF THE GLORIOUS SUNSHINE

I feel like the ancient Indian people made a contest out of "Let's see how complicated we can make our lore and see how well we can remember it" and it's *still going*

@AlexAzureOtaku

4 жыл бұрын

Can confirm

@nicholasavasthi9879

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, this story doesn’t even scratch the surface. Wanna get confused really fast? Try and figure out who is an incarnation of who throughout the hindu pantheon. And then try and figure out how many gods there actually are. And that’s still just sticking within one hindu denomination, Vashnavism. There are 3 other major ones, all of which have different ideas of which gods are significant, some of which don’t believe in avatars at all. And each of them have a different set of Sutras. When you have a religion that’s almost 4000 years old and spans multiple continents you get a really confusing canon.

@reyonXIII

4 жыл бұрын

As a mythology buff with near encyclopedic knowledge on a lot of mythologies, I can safely say that I'd have to be Krishna-brain-level AT BEST to be able to make sense of the whole dang thing.

@lnsflare1

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair, they made it easier by making everything fairly entertaining. To bring up an analogy I used in another thread for this video, Hinduism is basically the religious education of the Fate/Stay anime/manga/novel/game/etc... series: in addition to the both having crossdressing/gender-swapping gods and heroes who have invokable WMDs, there are also a lot of different interpretations of the core story depending on who you believe is the most important God/waifu, and that's not even taking into account things like alternate realities (yes, Hinduism has those too), but it's pretty easy to remember the important bits because the core tenets are generally consistent and there are a bunch of explosions, drama, and comedy to keep your attention.

@arnavbhagwat4232

4 жыл бұрын

But wait there's more!!

"And your dad sucks" *"Perish"* And that, kids, is why you should always run for the hills if you insult Krishna's dad.

@prithviraj3244

4 жыл бұрын

Didn't he lifted a whole hill named Govardhan on his pinky.

@vermilionrubin

4 жыл бұрын

I think 'don't insult Krishna's dad' is a superior advice

@sandorvas3954

4 жыл бұрын

missed opportunity for the "and your father smellt of elderberries" if you ask me.

@kudlitegaming

4 жыл бұрын

He will lift the hill you are running to

@bladesofderp4649

4 жыл бұрын

Sándor Vas. Now you. I like you.

The Baby Krishna shenanigans are so damn adorable.

Kansa was a gaurd at Vishnu's place who got cursed and became Kansa. So vishnu tells him that the curse can be lifted either by him getting reborn 100 lifetime as Vishnu's friend or 3 times as his enemy. The gaurd chose 3 lifetimes. In short Kansa wants to secretly die by Krishna's hands too. Birds of a feather I guess 😅

"-She's actually POIsoned her boobs! ... How dastardly." Is the best out of context line, ever.

@RaptorGeorges

2 жыл бұрын

@Kayla Stewart There are plenty of poisons that are only dangerous if consumed, but relatively safe to handle. That's the main difference between poisonous and venomous.

@black97_0

2 жыл бұрын

Well at least he died as he lived Not dieing from poison

@Natt401

2 жыл бұрын

@@black97_0 Blue is proud of you

@ripinkhanna6075

2 жыл бұрын

@@23_srinjoy79 It is logical. She can mix her breast milk with venom from a deadly snake and store it.

@nirup25july

2 жыл бұрын

In previous life putna was wife of king bali who is more proud of his wealth so god came in Vamana Avatar like a dwarf child and put bali in hell to give lesson for feeling more proud of wealth at that time her wife wish that she would breast feed with poisonous milk within so lord accept her wish and give her a chance .

Krishna: Aww, I wanted a mango Krishna’s father: A sack of grain can buy many mangoes Krishna: Explain how Krishna’s father: Grain can be exchanged for goods and services

@jacobfoxfires9647

4 жыл бұрын

Simpson’s reference in mythology. You sir has some fine taste.

@ProfessM

4 жыл бұрын

Classic.

Hinduism has the most badass pantheon of deitys and no one can tell me otherwise

Is it your voice in “I'm still standing"?? I really love it! I want to hear a full version of this.

@RandomVidsforthought

Жыл бұрын

She's a great singer

Ah the best murder weapon: *poisoned breast milk*

@gibboustime

4 жыл бұрын

𝕨𝕙𝕪 𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕤𝕠 𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕?

@kylefrank638

4 жыл бұрын

They were smoking something when they wrote this.

@mewsingsbynatk

4 жыл бұрын

How dastardly!

@asamvav

4 жыл бұрын

@@kylefrank638 actually because infant mortality was so high in ancient India, they invented a demon for it. Putana literally means child killer. It is pretty ancient idea and even Buddhism and Jainism have her.

@meetaverma8372

4 жыл бұрын

I love that storyb

Chanura: your dad sucks Krishna: omae wa mou sindeiru

@paxonite-7bd5

2 жыл бұрын

More like "Shinee"

@xech1730

2 жыл бұрын

@@paxonite-7bd5 nah, "Omae wa mo shinderu " suits

@genevievehoskins6829

2 жыл бұрын

Chanura: *Nani?!*

@keerthi5777

2 жыл бұрын

Nani

@dOVERanalyst

2 жыл бұрын

@@keerthi5777 Nani means elder sister in Odia, an Indian language. I can understand nothing else from this thread as an Indian.

The coolest Krishna animation I've ever seen!

This is a beauty actually. Hindu religion, u just can imagine the lord the way you love, be it a friend, a parent, a partner, or even your fav. cartoon character, etc. This makes us feel that the god is actually next to us, holding our hands and smiling at us. If that's not purity of love and devotion, what is then?