Microplastic Maxxing
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Microplastic Maxxing
Everywhere you look in life today there is plastic, plastic in your seas, your food, even in your babies but why is that and is it necessarily a bad thing? Today we are going to be talking about microplastic maxxing and why some may choose to intentionally increase the amounts of microplastics within their bodies. Personally, I’m more a plasticcel choosing to leechmax in order to transfer plastics from my blood into leeches but to each their own. To start we are going to need to talk about what microplastics are and how they become so prevalent, it all really started with the invention of polyethene plastics and their ability to be lightweight whilst still having a high tensile strength as well as their ability to be mass produced cheaply. Poly ethene is just long chains of ethene molecules and its because of these long chains that make it super versatile, you can even add crosslinks to make them tougher which is the underlying process behind vulcanisation. Which is something we will be getting back to later on in the video. These polyethene plastics account for around 75% of all plastics created and they were used in cooking ware to manufacturing to even in the process of creating plastics, you might wonder why no one took a step back to think maybe the introduction of plastic into everything and anything might have unforeseen consequences. But like most of history the sowing is always way more fun than the reaping. So production continues to skyrocket as more and more materials are replaced by plastics and eventually a team of researchers publish a paper saying yea the oceans are just full of these plastic things which makes the entire collective scientific community say “shit” and now wherever they looked they found these pieces of plastic that were smaller than a grain of sand just everywhere they even found them in the deepest parts of the Mariana trench as well as the most remote parts of the north pole. Ok so microplastics are everywhere, so what? well if you know anything about toxic accumulation in food chains you will know that as smaller organisms eat and intake pieces of plastic the organisms that eat them take in larger and larger quantities of that same plastic and the farther you go on the food chain you will be accumulating more and more of the toxin. Which isn't too bad if you are on the bottom of the food chain let's see where humans are, oh ye that’s kind of bad. Plastics are now everywhere and as someone who wants to plastic max how can you increase your plastic intake, don’t worry papa stick has you covered with his patented plastic uptake acceleration plan it is pretty simple to follow and it's more of a tier system than a plan with different levels of dedication at different levels. Step/Tier 1 is for the fledglings and is mostly about increasing your proximity to plastics by using plastic utensils when you eat and microwaving your food in plastic bowls as well as drinking from plastic water bottles. A liter of bottled water contains about 250,000 pieces of nano plastics which after using my plastic brain math equates to between 0.007-7x10-6 g of plastic per liter and around 5 grams of pure plastic per year, which is a good start but obviously, this won’t satisfy the more hardcore of the plastic enthusiasts among you. The second tier is for the plastic aficionados’ people who skip the middle man and are directly eating plastics and incorporating it into their daily meals, a little LDPE salted onto your morning eggs for a bit of flavourless flavouring and to finish they use a strip of plastic as a toothpick all of which are guaranteed to put millions of parts of microplastics into your body. Chew on plastic bottle caps throughout the day and leave plastic water bottles in the sun so that the uv rays can create more nano plastics in your drinking water. Also start using plastic straws again turtles be damned, sacrifices have to be made and those extra microplastics won’t ingest themselves. Now that you have increased your plastic consumption to near maximum you might be wondering what the third tier of this list will be. But that’s esoteric knowledge only allowed for the most dedicated of plastic maxxers and something that I cant just share with the uninitiated
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The average human lifespan has increased from 40 years to nearly 80 since microplastics first formed. Easy choice for me
@bumba5897
21 күн бұрын
if our lifespans are increasing by just existing in a microplastic contaminated world, i shudder to think how long we'll be living if we start bulk consuming tires
@varshboo
Күн бұрын
the fact that there might be a few peabrains that would take this seriously scares me lmao
thank god science has advanced so far! imagine living before the 1900s and having no microplastics in your blood. primitive times
@StoicStick
3 ай бұрын
Exactly if i dont have atleast 3 credit cards worth of plastic in my blood by the time im buried im doing it wrong
@bigpapi6688
3 ай бұрын
All they had was poisoning from lead. Such fools!
@rebeccalassetter1726
Ай бұрын
But lowkey kind of miss tuberculosis and asbestos.
@user-bj9gr1zz6c
Ай бұрын
Those mfs drank from their uranium glasses
“We’re getting out of the ocean with this one” - plastic gang
@The_Holy_Avocado
3 ай бұрын
“All my homies hate the sea life” - plastic gang
I personally just bite the polystyrene cup after drinking hot coffee and chew on bottle caps. And how many pens i've eaten in my childhood! Now i've learned to distinguish yummy PS and chewy PP, LDPE and HDPE from unbitable PVC and PET just by touch and bend. I want to become a chemist just to eat the monomers directly🤤 I just know that ethylene terephtalate tastes better than it's hard polymer.
@AntoClem_it
3 ай бұрын
nah eating the monomers directly is crazy💀
@hx5525
Ай бұрын
Monomers give you cancer
@Nestor__Makhno
Ай бұрын
Chewy PP💀
@RobertStange-qh7bu
Ай бұрын
I suppose it beats burning the plastic and smelling the fumes to tell what it is.
Plasticmaxx why? From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of microplastics. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Microplastic. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you.
@jerrymartin7019
26 күн бұрын
But I am already saved... for plastics don't biodegrade
I just woke up at 2 AM and I think I found my new favourite channel.
At the start of high school I developed this bad habit of chewing on plastic pen caps. No joke I did it all through high school and must of went through hundreds of pen caps. The scary thing is while chewing on it the cap gets smaller and thinner. You don't remember swallowing any plastic but it had to have gone somewhere. I swear if they cut me open they'd find several blue pen caps worth of plastic in my body... maybe a couple black and red ones too.
@louisvl10
27 күн бұрын
that's macro plastics, u just poop it out. micro plastics is more from friction like tyres on roads and bits of plastic floating around in the sea grinding smaller and smaller, just like how seashells become sand.
Thank you for this teaching I shall continue the plastic cycle
We are getting cancer with this one 😎
I am gonna plasticmaxxxx so much now
3d printing in your room. I am a true plasticmaxxer
i really like the idea that small fish have sharks as natural prey, since primary consumers apparently appear twice in your diagram at 2:16
@StoicStick
3 ай бұрын
Yea its meant to say quaternary consumer lol
@bumba5897
21 күн бұрын
@@StoicStick i thought sharks would be the apex predator but i guess we eat them aswell now
OVAH for plasticells 💀
@StoicStick
3 ай бұрын
Plasticels shall rise again, its all cyclical
My Grandparents have the exellerating microplastic growths by leaving 4-5 plastic bottle cases outside, they cook with the worst plastic equipment, and serve foods and hot liquids in plastic cups that eat the inside away. They say plastic is not a problem and will make me stronger 😕
@simtexa
2 ай бұрын
They are old and didn't get to experience the wonder of intravenous microplastics until recently. They are merely compensating for growing up with only heavy metals to indulge in.
@bumba5897
21 күн бұрын
may they live a long and fruitful existance consuming plastic 🙏
@dutchmansmine9053
2 күн бұрын
Well, if it doesn't kill you then it will make you stronger That's how it works you know.
Haha one time I remember deboning a full salted hering and I found a considerably large peace of cyan cored plastic inside its stomach! Ofc I ate it so that the plastic goes back into the cycle 💪💪💪
Наконец-то достойная замена луксмаксингу, очень вдохновляющий ролик Советы полезные, но мне пожалуй хватит и первого шага, пойду наберу свою пластиковую бутылку водой
very helpful guide to start my journey, thank you!!
You forgot tier 4, eating blocks of pure plastics and drinking plastic milkshakes insteat of mildly contaminatet plastic water This way you recieve 2 liters of plastic throw liquid intake and around 2-3 kg pure plastics throw calorie intake, Also dont forget to do as many plastic surgerys as possible to further increase the amount of plastic your body can contain
I'm ready to start my journey thank you mr stick
sorry i cant talk right now im plasticmaxxing
This is what we needed as a society. Your channel strives to discover the most necessary questions that make the human race stop and ponder. The thoughtful presentation of these ideas with the added benefit of artistic representations depicting the subject at hand make for a magnificent piece of informative media that will surely live on to ignite the minds of the next generations. Thank you sir for your dedication to this public service. Keep up the outstanding work.
there's a wraps (sandwiches, you know) place where i live that has the worst paper wrapper for it, it fuses with the bread and sometimes is invisible. its not plastic (i think?) but god damn im here to eat food not god damn paper (plastic?) wrappers.
Been looking for a guide like this for weeks
Bruh got a new subscriber. All th best🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂.
Great vidd🙌🏽🙌🏽
nice!
Oh yes all the Gatorade bottles I left in the sun during practice. Gotta love them plastics!
I wasn't sure before but now I think its safe to say with 90% certainty that stoic stick is bri'ish based on his pronounciation of water bottle
Idk how much it influenced me, but I ate a fucckton of plastics back when I was a kid. Just like most kids, I used to bite the ends of pencils and pens. At some point I switched to biting the caps of markers. They were a bit softer than wood and regular plastics. Then, I slowly chewed away at the cap until a serious protion of it was missing. And I did this to at least 2-3 pens in less than a year.
Wow, how interesting, i want to do that
0:18 Is that florida?
My veins are fortified with plastic particles and are basically industrial hose pipes.
Here to say microplastics are stored in the balls
Stoic Stick, thank you so much for the video! Not only have I been sold in the idea, I will use this as a source in my (draft) Wikipedia Article on Microplastic Maxxing to spread the word. Is there any other sources on Microplastic Maxxing I should be aware of? Thank you!
I actually lost it when he said to eat a tire every 3 days lmao😭
We becoming children of Nurgle with this one
Level 4 is for plastic emperors. Take an army of plastic blow-up dolls as your concubines. You shall marry and beget plastic.
If we plasticmaxx hard enough maybe we can jumpstart development on mechanisms to dissolve and biodegrade plastic? I remain hopeful.
Chinese Plastic archmages maxxed!
What is your background? It’s rare to find an individual who manages to squeeze humour out of technically dry subjects. And that lift music……….
@StoicStick
3 ай бұрын
I studied biomedical science then transitioned to cloud engineering
@stephenlyall7759
3 ай бұрын
@@StoicStick good ‘O’. I did chemistry then environment. Ended up working mining and then waste. Your vids are well researched and sounds like there’s a bit of philosophy in there. Back in the day I took History and Philosophy of science too.
There's plastic in my brain.
Life in plastic. It's fantastic.
Man I fucking looove microplastic sooo fucking much it faves me super powers
you need to do leadmaxxing next
1:29 "your IQ test is negative"
I used to chew bottle caps, fuck.
Godzilla got macro plastics
Is this a cerified goon classic?
I don’t wanna talk about step 1 and 2, never heard of her
dude pls make ur video back grounds dark or smth i get blinded watching them at night
3:05 woulndt that be 102 million bottles per year? am I wrong?
There has got to be at least one person who took this seriously
If plastic lives forever, so can I
Life in plastic it's fantastic.
To be fair. there was like 100 million years where wood couldn't be broken down. that is why we have coal. so maybe we just have to wait for something to evolve that can eat plastic. We already have bacteria that can but it is slow
I don't know why but this guy reminds me of Seeth.
Just move into macro plastics. Don't season your food with plastics. Season your plastics with food ❤
Collecting samples in plastic containers wrapped in sterile plastic bags. "PLASTIC IS EVERYWHERE!"
Thaliummaxx
Personally I stick to sootmaxxing.
Demonetisation Maxxing video when?
>polyethene >draws a lot of ethane
my ocd couldn't let the hidden message at 1:26 go
Stupid sharks stealing all my precious plastic...
first comment
Micro plastic is stored in the balls
Step 4 taking estrogen
@synthesoul
Ай бұрын
Alr there
Microplastics? How about macroplastics?
Why go for microplastics when you can eat macroplastic
I don't micro plastic max to increase the presence of plastic I do it because I focking hate fish
just get it from the source like a man and start eating platic cups, plates. What has soiceity come to.
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Hey, i know you're not going to change your vid but your representation of polyethylene is wrong. You have one too many hydrogen on each carbon and you're missing the double bonds between the carbons
@StoicStick
2 ай бұрын
Polyethelyne doesnt have a double bond the double bond between the carbons are broken during polymerisation to form the chain
@seymy4362
2 ай бұрын
@@StoicSticksorry, forgot to take polymerisation into account. I was thinking of normal ethene. I'm dumb
Why eat a tire when you can just eat the pizza crust from your local tex-mex?
5:35 the usa was ranked the first in production of plastic waste per person (Source: a 2020 forbes artical) and the second by 2019 (Source: statista artcial) and The biggest consumer of plastic along with europ for years (Source: researchGate articale) . Usa is the microplastic maxxer , criticize bad things china has done and stop plaming them on things they didnt cause.