How is he so accurate about everything he says 😂😂

@thewitchsfamiliar

6 жыл бұрын

Grace Dee Because he's telling the truth of life 😂😂

The gliding is a special talent. I've never been so pleased with myself😹😹

@73sloane

8 жыл бұрын

+bernii byles I'm a glider. I feel very special.

OMFG HOW DOES THIS GUY MAKE ME LAUGH SO MUCH?! Just everything he says is so relatable and true it's hilarious...anyone else?

@ginamoncada78

9 жыл бұрын

Same!! I havent laughed like this is a LONG time!! I have kids ad OMG everything he says is SO true!! LOL

@Kitkatlol14

9 жыл бұрын

Gina Moncada Ahahah I don't have kids because I'm 16 xD But I have a niece who I'm super close to and cousins I'm close to and I can totally see where he's coming from. Plus I remember being like this when I was a kid xD

@emilyorourke5306

9 жыл бұрын

I love him he's my favourite comedian I constantly watch his comedy roadshow on netflix haha x

@Kitkatlol14

9 жыл бұрын

Emily O'Rourke Omg I used to do that!! Don't have netflix anymore though:9

@emilyorourke5306

9 жыл бұрын

He's awesome hehe I loved the one where he'son stage trying to sing fairtytail of new york then he starts singing with pixie lott x

I could not stop laughing. THE GLIDERS. And the whole YOU HAVE NO IDEA about life with children. Showed this to my husband because we're thinking about starting a family soon and he just replied. Nope. Not ready. And bust out laughing. This man is a gem!

As long as British humour exists American humour will never have a chance. keep up the good work UK.

@klikbate8916

5 жыл бұрын

I mean... American humor can be funny...it's so *fake* though. But it can be good

He makes us laugh because he talks about real life but shows us the ridiculous side of what we do. Also he has this childlike cute thing going on from the way he talks,walks. He reminds us of kids.

This guys is fantastic ! he can make the simple little things in our life matter when it comes to fun , no need to be offensive or intense or over-sexual !

I love how he can turn a really unfunny and normal life situation hilarious

@melliepp

5 жыл бұрын

Kirsty McInnes like going out the house 😂

His bit about children makes me love him even more, because he's a parent with a successful career, doing what he obviously loves doing. How many parents (IE, mine) out there use their kids as an excuse, openly blaming their children, when things don't work out for them?

His impression of the scissors is hilarious, especially the "Find a way in, dickhead!" bit!

@deffdefying4803

8 жыл бұрын

*_KSHHH!_* _unroll, unroll~_ *_KSHHH!_*

This guy is so funny because 100% of the stuff he is saying is absolutely true! Love it!

Hilerious i have never laughed so hard. The gliding the zip is priceless. You really do need to have kids to get this !!

This never gets old...

OMG he is so funny! loved it! Bless you Micheal MCIntyre!

@williamwoods477

8 жыл бұрын

a b4 e

@sandywitecki1231

8 жыл бұрын

Isn't he funny!

I love Michael McIntyre and I love his child impression

He's so funny. So sweet. Love the bit about leaving the house.

He is so funny! He can easily turn normal, unfunny situations into hilarious comedy sketches

He is soooo hillarious! i cried during this

I don't have kids but I still almost cried from laughing! Probably coz I did this when. Was a kid

@waynester71

6 жыл бұрын

Sally Graves Do you have kids yet.. gets even funnier when you have :)

he's just the best hahaha

I love the laughter this man gives to the world.

Am I the only one who thinks he sounds like a grown up stewie

@Kay-qe8fe

8 жыл бұрын

hahaha

@chantalpennington6050

7 жыл бұрын

That's so funny. I hear it now

@mrrhgamer

7 жыл бұрын

Ninjin Lkhundev never noticed this before but not you have pointed it out I'll never be able to un hear it

@ninjin7560

7 жыл бұрын

MrRHGamer you're welcome :]

@onesickrat

7 жыл бұрын

Ninjin Lkhundev he does holy shit haha. It'll never leave me now. I will tell everyone

I just about pissed my self when he was talking about the kids, Just goes to show that comedy does NOT have to have the Fbomb every other word!

You don't know how much I am laughing right now lol

@maddieck1999

9 жыл бұрын

I think we do ahah😂

parents logic: its 8am on a sunday..."I think i'll vacuum the house and cut the grass"

@Maerahn

9 жыл бұрын

That, sir, is 'cause their kids already woke them up at six and it's the only bit of 'free' time left in their week that they'll get to do that stuff!

@sapphire962

9 жыл бұрын

I beg to differ, sir?

@Maerahn

9 жыл бұрын

If I truly was a 'sir' my comment probably WOULDN'T be that true, but since I'm not... yep, I stand by it.

@sapphire962

9 жыл бұрын

you confuse me...btw my name has ette in it so sir isn't even valid

@Maerahn

9 жыл бұрын

But your name is 'dean' and you have a male profile picture.... so can I be confused now, please?

Michael, you WONDERFUL man!

I'm a glider and a ribbon curler...I have never been so proud!

I love that you consistently use the term darling when referring to your wife and children. That is so beautiful.

I'm a glider😂😏✂️

@doomkitty6627

9 жыл бұрын

Same and I can do the ribbon thing 😏✂️🎀

@deffdefying4803

8 жыл бұрын

I can put a ruler on a piece of paper and rip that paper along the edge of the ruler. It's completely straight. I feel so accomplished after

@gimja686

8 жыл бұрын

+MissBeautilicious I thought everyone could glide and do the ribbon tbh

@EnclosedPoolArea

8 жыл бұрын

+MissBeautilicious teach us oh wise one.

@keirawhite6993

8 жыл бұрын

lORD PRAZE YOUR SOUL

I simply had to watch this after bonfire night last night, after the big finale of all the BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM and the smoke clearing..

he has a great sense of humor!!!!best stand up comedian ever!i really admire him!!!

One of my favourite sketches

11:56 "Where's Ozzie?!" "He's by the front door" "He's never been there in his LIFE!" 😂😂😂

god I remember when I went to Cornwall watching him and just bursting out laughing

I can watch this a million times and still find it so funny ;)

Thank-you for the very great video. I am looking forward to looking at various more of your videos real soon.

its cute how he describes his kids

@deffdefying4803

8 жыл бұрын

" *_PUT YOUR COAT ON._* " "I dun want tu."

Michael is so hilarious.

My stomach hurts from laughing 😂

@saikristam8316

7 жыл бұрын

Lisa MacIntyre whose doesn't

i laughed so hard when he started talking about the kids with there head sticking out of the car window and them screaming get in ir is so funny go near to the end of this videop if you want to see it

Michaels child's voice is hilarious

This man is hilarious!

@cadencegant3201

10 жыл бұрын

You don't say?

tears XD omg, he's so funny!

He is so funny he makes me laugh every time I watch him on TV

My mouth muscles always ache from laughing and smiling the whole time I watch him from about the first second

Happily single,childless,night-long sleeping,gifted glider.

@kdreamland

10 жыл бұрын

don't know about that absence of sex though

Love it when he does the first joke about women and christmas lol that always makes me laugh

"I wanna go to school" HAHAHAHAH YESS!!

That is so utterly true! the minute the smoke clears at halloween, we're off! 😂

Love the way he gets into your intimate and personal self.

I like how he notices thing that happen. It's a rare talent.

My god. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt!

My mum is a glider...she can do the ribbon thing aswell. Must be a mother thing.

@littlecrazyweirdo9953

7 жыл бұрын

Xk8rsx I started gliding when I was 6

whenever i hear michael mcintyre im always like *A QUEEN HAS ARRIVED*

My favourite British comedian

I'm a glider ✂️ and a ribbon curler 🎀 haha 😂

@jacobhamilton20

10 жыл бұрын

Oh :0

@sandrinerousselle7393

9 жыл бұрын

i am a glider and curler too lol

I'm one of the very few people that cut wrapping paper by slicing it with a knife :')

He is a great comedian

This made me cry with laughter. Enough said.

one of his best. absolutely brilliant.

Loved it,can't stop watching it.He'd be my favorite Comedian. .

Love Michael M so funny and what a nice guy everything he says about children is so true lol

Omg he is so funny! The voices he makes for his kids is hilarious and the the 2 in the morning thing!!! 😂 😂 😂 😂

He's spot on about the "gliders" and how non-gliders try once a year! So true!

Just amazing facts of life via comedy.

Such HD, Much appreciated

this is so funny

The scissor packaging problem was spot on!

I'm in stitches, the scissors

I am a glider. And I can do the ribbon thing. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA peasants

This never fails to make me laugh no matter how many times I watch it :D

his comedy shows are so hilarious I always die laughing and my pets look at me like im mad >•

That car bit gets me everytime! :L so funny!!

I love this guy! Cracks me up every time hahaha

he is so funny

My entire family are "Gliders" so I didn't even know that there was people who actually cut the paper!

I start Christmas in September

@evieproctor8713

7 жыл бұрын

I start in June

I'm a glider 😎😎😎😎😎

@johnrichards7847

8 жыл бұрын

i can somethime but not always like when people are looking i fail😢😢

@daniellamaria5887

7 жыл бұрын

+John Richards same

@meistersam

7 жыл бұрын

same and here i thought i´m good at nothing

@jobtheglorious8446

6 жыл бұрын

Same

@Leila2023_

6 жыл бұрын

i used to be a glider but i have lost the skill

OMG, I love this guy! Laugh at yourself people, it's invigorating!

love this!

perfect- thanx for this :)

Watching in the summer of 2018.

My mum starts in august every year...😂

omg i laughed soo blooming hard...i am freaking crying

He is AWSOME!!!!

Awwww bet his kids are really cute and him too when he was little 🤗

So relatable! USA here!

The christmas tree thing is literally my dad every year hahaha

Funny man :)

One Word Brilliant

@williamwoods477

8 жыл бұрын

One word, Brilliant

If you have a sense of humour and kids, you have to love it. Hilarious.

It's amazing how he talks about normal day things and make them absolutely hilarious. I now can't go to the dentist without thinking of akle akinkaka. He has made some things hilarious

Loved it sooooo funny

its so funny i had tears in my eyes 😂😂

Yay! I'm a glider :) Love this, so funny.

absolutely hilarious

you are gifted *bows*

I couldn't breathe throughout the ENTIRE thing I was laughing to hard

@rianna2047

8 жыл бұрын

Me too

So true its unreal!!

I have to do that with the tree lights every night at the moment lol