A young lass happened upon a might Scot, and being the curious lass she was, asked him what was worn under the kilt. “Nothing!” he bellowed. “It’s all in perfect working order!” Still curious, she begged a peek. He obliged. “Eww, it’s gruesome!” she exclaimed. “Look again,” he said. “It’s grew some more!”

We are proud to wear our Kilts. At the end he mentioned the knife. Good one. It's called a sgian-dubh. It means hidden knife. 😅

I love Scotland and the ilands, I never want to come back. The kilt is very manly. In battle they raised them and showed the enemy what they had got. Ie balls. Proper geezers. Love the Jocks. I'm me and always been good to me and I'm a Londener. 👍❤🙏💪

@grahamtravers4522

8 ай бұрын

You've been watching "Carry on up the Khyber". Actually, in recent times ( 1800s and 1900s ), kilts issued to troops were often turned into trews ( trousers ) by the soldiers themselves, as they were a lot warmer and protected their legs from thorns, etc. In the early 1800s, some Scottish regiments were taken out of the kilt, because it was a deterrent to recruitment.

@victordevonshire807

8 ай бұрын

@@grahamtravers4522 very articulate too. Been drinking the old Scottish nectar and getting senile also. Love your reply. Love regemental uniforms and history. My father fought in Burma. Imphal. Tanks. Proper hero. ❤

The annoying thing about Scottish money, is everyone thinks it's fake in England. You can use Scottish pounds in England btw

@mancuniangamecat8288

8 ай бұрын

Nobody in England think it's fake, people don't like it because some shops don't accept them.

@petesmart1983

8 ай бұрын

Same with Northen Ireland money which is even more rare

@ericstewart8879

8 ай бұрын

I once flew from Scotland to England stanstead and had to do a currency exchange at the airport. And yes you need your passport 😊

@petrolhead0387

8 ай бұрын

Never had problems with using Scottish money in England, this has just been blown well out of proportion.

@Michelle-kj1bl

8 ай бұрын

I've never needed a passport to go to Scotland, and I've never exchanged my money 😂

Have you seen King Charles' equerry? Known as "Major" Johnny Thompson. He shows how good someone looks in his kilt, and uniform (soldier). He is now Lt. Col.

The King wears a Kilt often.

I got a £100 note in Scotland. It was like "The Million pound note". I honestly had meals etc free because they didn't have the change. That note was worth a thousand.

@ScottishDeeSideEye

8 ай бұрын

That's hilarious. 😂😂 Genuis as well. ❤

@LaoWatsonSmith

7 ай бұрын

What restaurant doesn't have change for 100? And even if they don't, what restaurant lets you walk out as a result? I take things that never happened for 100, Alex

@victordevonshire807

7 ай бұрын

@@LaoWatsonSmith That is absolutely true. I worked at a golf club and that was given to me. A long time ago. Over 30 years at least.

@ScottishDeeSideEye

7 ай бұрын

@victordevonshire807 I believe you. I live in Scotland and have had this happen. Only a few times however. And I've seen it happen.

@martinmillar7137

4 ай бұрын

Lol yeah 😂😂😂 we don't do 50's either lol it feels to scetchy 😂😂😂

😂😂 I haven't seen that sketch brilliant 😂😂 thank you for putting a smile on my face this rainy dull morning 😊

i'm a retired long distance lorry driver, and in 50 years never had a problem using Scottish notes in the rest of the UK.

@ScottishDeeSideEye

8 ай бұрын

You must be the only one. Lol. I've always had problems with Scottish money in England. Mostly London though. They weren't having it at all. ❤

@botticellirejectbotticelli2668

8 ай бұрын

@@ScottishDeeSideEyeI go back and forth between Scotland and London regularly and I’ve only ever had one problem, with a barista that was foreign- and only then because she’d never seen a Scottish note. Her supervisor put her right.

@ScottishDeeSideEye

8 ай бұрын

@@botticellirejectbotticelli2668 Are you English or Scottish?

great reaction guys, mcintyre is an excellent comic

Did you know Nova Scotia was actually a Scottish colony. The name "New Scotland" retained its Latin form - Nova Scotia.

In Mexico, a hotel doctor could only take cash for the ambulance fee. He took pound sterling but could only take Scottish notes at 90p to the pound sterling. We gave up trying to explain it’s the same as an English Pound. If it can be difficult in London to explain it then we had no chance in Mexico.

It's great to hear you guys reminiscing about your Scotland trip. I lived in Fife for 8 years and really absolutely loved it, particularly the grand scenery, exploring, hill climbing etc. Did you guys go up to Loch Ness? My kids loved that boat trip. I may retire to Scotland if it's possible, I do miss being there 🌞😄🧡

I love you guys! And I really look forward to all your videos!

My favourite ones are Sarah, then Michael McIntyre ofcourse…but I never fail to watch every one of your reviews. Another favourite is Wilty! I love those!

I’m Welsh and he’s absolutely right, we will take anything.❤

@rescyn1190

8 ай бұрын

Enjoy your 20mph country that you all voted for!

I'm in Scotland and as long as it's sterling it's legal tender. There used to be an irish note that was see through, weirdest legal tender I've ever seen lol.

Excellent reaction Nick and Jodi, another comedian called 'STUART LEE BRAVE HEART', does a really funny live stage set, he's actually in Glasgow as well it's hilarious have a look see, three cheers to you two thanks

@OblivionGate

8 ай бұрын

One of the funniest comedy shows ever. Hope they react to it...!!!

Thanks guys, really appreciate the Mcintyre videos

I'm relatively new to your channel..hope you enjoyed yourselves here.

Great reaction.Michael is spot on with everything too. I used to really hate being given any Scottish pound notes. Nobody wanted to accept them as payment it would be like me buying something from you and giving you an I O U but not giving you my name and address thats how bad it was

@Dr_KAP

8 ай бұрын

Lol we feel the same in Australia when we get a New Zealand coin 😂

They do wear underpants, else they would catch a chill in the drafty cold wet Scottish weather😂😂😂

Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low Through the streets in my kilt, I'll go All the lassies say, "Hello Donald, where's your troosers?"

wish you would look into "Send to all" From the Michael McIntyre Big Show. At least the early once. The newer once has bad edited vids where they cut off all the time.

Mick is funny... He played off a few stereotypes but he understands em to be just that and imo got it spot on. In an endearing way..

Hi Jodi & Nick, I used to work in a local retail shop in the North-East of England & although they were rare, we did take Scottish pound notes, though reluctantly. Mainly because the bank branch we dealt with also seemed reluctant to accept them. This was obviously before the pound notes were replaced by coins. I`m not sure, if Scotland changed to the coins or not, you will know better than me. As it is some decades since I was there.

Scottish comedian Danny Bhoy is also very funny with his take on „Scottish money“. I would love some reactions on Danny Bhoy‘s comedy, e.g. „Danny Bhoy stand-up comedy. 2015“.

Worked in a bank in Cumbria and always had lots of Scottish notes paid in by businesses. Maybe different further south in England.

Perfect channel name 👌

As a scot this gets me rolling . Michael is a genius 😂

Small shops in England don't like taking Scottish money, and they don't have to accept it. Large supermarkets and national shop chains like Marks and spencer generally accept Scottish Notes. Great Channel by the way.

I live in Aberdeen and am surprised the audience didn't boo when he called the kilt a skirt!

Off topic but your hair looks lovely that long :)

In England, I've never had a problem paying in Euros but I always have a problem with Scottish currency. Thing is, it's harder for the shopkeeper to take Euros because they've got to work out the exchange rate whereas a pound is a pound no matter where it's from. Barmy!

Scotch Eggs aren't Scottish, they're English. First made in Fortnum and Mason shop in London. To "Scotch" means to deep fry.

Scottish Pounds are legal tender but im pretty sure that shops are not obliged to accept it as payment in England

😂 I’m Scottish and that’s what I say every time I go home to Scotland and bring Scottish pounds back to England,I actually prepare myself to argue with the shop assistant and say I think you will find that’s legal tender with pride😂

@petrolhead0387

8 ай бұрын

Might want to swallow that pride. It isn't legal tender, not even in Scotland.

it's not so much patriotism, it's an inferiority complex.

@scotthendry6298

8 ай бұрын

Speak for yourself no further better than me

I've definitely used the legal tender line down there when my money is refused...calling the kilt a skirt is a step too far. I'll be checking the comments on this one 😂

@therebel4332

8 ай бұрын

Skirt is just a childish joke at this point 😂

It's called a kilt beacause the last persons who called it a skirt got kilt 😂😂😂

Have you seen his game shoe The Wheel? He took it to the states apparently it aired in December last year?

@LoneRanger100

8 ай бұрын

*show, not shoe!

I worked in a hotel in England (I’m English) with a load of people from Malta and Poland various other EU countries nobody wants to live in and some Scottish bloke tried to pay with Scottish money and they refused him and when I told them then it was ok because it was “legal tender” they still didn’t believe me, ended up getting management involved just to prove it was actual money 😂 the guest was not impressed 😂 serves him right for using that ridiculous Monopoly money south of the border!! Hand someone a Scottish note in England they look at it like what the f*** is that!! 😅

Try changing the Gibraltar pound, witch is the same

Am from Scotland and the money issue in England is shocking it's the the £1

Northern Ireland also have their own paper notes.

You may want to check out the sub titles on your video 😂😂😂😂. welcome back to what reviews, what's nick been watching!!! 😅😅😅😅

It's called a kilt because the last person who called it a skirt got 'kilt' scots slang for killed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Having extensively travelled for work in England, I found that in virtually all uses of Scottish 10 and 20 pound notes in England there was no issues. Smaller villages and towns seemed to have more issues with these notes. Ultimately they were accepted after 'management' intervention. The only total refusal to accept aScottish 20 pound note was in Redcar coastal town when attempting to pay for Fish and Chips. The persons reason was while she recognised the money, the amount of fakes in circulation meant she would not accept it - OK she lost a sale. The strange thing was that at that time there was NO fake Scottish money in circulation, BUT there was fake English 20 pound notes in circulation causing serious problems. The Bank of England eventually had to withdraw that particular version of the English 20 pound note. I wore a full Scottish Black Watch dress kilt, including real sgian-Dubh dagger in the sock for both my daughter's weddings. A group of Japanese tourists took hundreds of photos of me and my daughter, she in her wedding dress, but mostly obviously me in dress highland attire. I think they thought we were a 'photo opportunity' rather than a father/daughter making our way to the ferry which would take us to the island wedding venue.

@petrolhead0387

8 ай бұрын

I love in Cumbria and we see quite a lot of Scottish notes in the county. I've never had an issue with Scottish notes even on the south coast. People have blown this whole thing out of proportion.

Cashing in a northern irish note is worse 😂 waaaaay worse..all sterling tae but fk me man 😂

Just so you know we only wear kilts at special occasions like a wedding etc. If you see a Scotsman anywhere in the world suited and booted in a kilt they are going to something important

It seems in England, the furthest south you go, the more confused people get about Scottish money being legal tender. I had some Gibraltarian money which is exactly the same as British money, but with bank of Gibraltar on there. Gibraltar is British territory south of Spain and the legal currency is sterling but it even confuse the bank teller She had to call her manager over to ask if it was legal

@petesmart1983

8 ай бұрын

Gibraltar isn't legal tho??

Actually the kilt was invented by Thomas Rawlinson an Englishman but for comedic purposes we shall let it fly.

@allanmcmillan5745

8 ай бұрын

Utter mince.

@MsGeoffh

8 ай бұрын

@@allanmcmillan5745 Google it.

You can absolutely, legally use Scottish money in England, and usually have no problem in big chain stores and supermarkets, but some of the little shops don't realise it's legal so they may refuse to take it.

Scotch eggs actually don't have anything to do with Scotland. It is an English product originating in Yorkshire named after the person who sold them William Scott.

@lordprefab5534

8 ай бұрын

Fortnum and Mason invented the "Scotch Egg". The Fud McIntyre firing out all the Albaphobic tropes and stereotypes used by that modern comic Harry Lauder.

@welshgit

8 ай бұрын

​"You will always find them in the kitchen at parties"

@OblivionGate

8 ай бұрын

Yeah Scotch Eggs were invented in Fortnum and Mason shop in London. To "Scotch" means to deep fry.

Do you know how to tell what clan they are in, put your hand up their kilt and if he's got a quarter pounder he is a Mc Donald haha ha

As ever nowadays the situation is unclear. My understanding of it, such as it is, is that paper money from Scotland AND NORTHERN IRELAND has NO LEGAL VALUE in England. However, for generations there has been a convention to treat it as English paper money of the same face value.

SCOTCH eggs have nothing to do with being Scottish or it would be SCOTS EGG. Scotch is a drink not a race ! To " scotch" something means to cover it in breadcrumbs. SCOTCH TAPE is just a brand name. We usually call all sticky tape SELLOTAPE regardless of the brand name. NEVER call a kilt a skirt !! Question. " WHAT'S WORN UNDER THE KILT ?" Answer. " NOTHING. IT'S ALL IN PERFECT WORKING ORDER ! ".

@lovelybitofbugle219

8 ай бұрын

Why do the scotch not like being called scotch?

@chrisd8578

8 ай бұрын

@@lovelybitofbugle219 We are called Scots, Schotch is Whisky made in Scotland

Plz react to his royal variety performance on the country side

Take a look at Emma Kok singing viola.If you can watch it it without crying I’ll give you a medal.

By the way…I’m based in Canada

A man in a Kilt is a great sight, as long as his knees are not knobaly. Kilts now adays are a long load of heavy Tarten the oblong is pleated in the middle the pleats are sowen in from top to the bum then loose. The Tarten on each side the one with out buckles but one buckle at the top this one goes to your front and you use a buckle on the pleated bit to fix it to you. You have wraped the pre pleated Tarten to your back and attached the first flat but, so they fit most sizes. The front pannel is wraped around and attached with the buckles. The way to check the length is by kneeling down the Kilt should skim the ground. You put your Sporon on , my fathers Sporon was real Wild Cat (it was a diffrent time) on his wedding day he went to the florest for there we spray which went on the stunning jacket. The florest had a cat who took offence and lached its self on to his Sporon, which left the shop minus a EAR. A oman i feel. His Best Man was Catholic and in the 60's they had to pertishen for Kenny to be aloud as Best Man, he was, different World.

The kilt is an Irish garment NOT a Scottish one. Scottish pound notes are increasingly difficult to spend in England because of supposed counterfeit notes.

@user-fl8yv7rz6f

8 ай бұрын

"Scota" means Irish person, the Irish tribe called the Dal Riada crossed to Alba in the second century bce and settled the eastern shore and its islands, when the Norse invaders arrived they found the same people, speaking the same language, as they had found in Ireland and so called it Scota land.

@petesmart1983

8 ай бұрын

Noone really knows the origin, there either Scottish or Irish in reality and it's very disputed but most likely from Celtic groups as the Gaels which cover both Ireland and Scotland when they arrived from mainland Europe

@user-fl8yv7rz6f

8 ай бұрын

@@petesmart1983 I just wrote the origin above.

@robkane5754

8 ай бұрын

I have read historical arguments and had those arguments with family too. We were told that Celts were forced to Ireland and some were forced to go to Scotland due to Ireland being to small for all tribes. It is also understood in Ireland that the kilt is Irish origin!

There's more different banks in Scotland whereas 1 bank of England..so they can't tell if its fake or not 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Scots attire was probably intimiation based .. the bagpipes during the great war is an example.... Warriors

yeah you can use Scottish money in England but people look at it like its fake but it is used here some places dont like to take it but they have to take it its legal money

shame the sketch he done on the Glasgow airport terrorist attack wasn't included, also if u like Scottish humour then u might find , Burnistoun voice recognition lift funny , its short but funny even to a Scot

Scottish notes are not legal tender so can be refused as payment anywhere in the UK. They are legal currency so CAN be accepted if this is acceptable to the service provider.

Of course you can use Scottish money in England.

Scotch egg isn't Scottish

@petesmart1983

8 ай бұрын

It's english influenced by Indian food

You asked about being knocked out for a Colonoscopy? NO They don't, I had to have one and I watched it on the monitors. Then they decided that I needed the other end looking at, all I could think of was, I hope you don't use the same camera. They will offer you something to make it easier they say. It don't work!!!

Just what we need another patronising comedian talking utter Mince .the subjects been done to death .

@barriehull7076

8 ай бұрын

grinch. it's comedy, barely but still.

A don't understand the scottish pride fir the money because they wanted to stay in Europe so if they had have had there own way they definitely would have been ysing the euro.

Neither things are Scottish, a scotch egg is likely to come from North Africa, couldn't see where the tape comes from but it not Scotland

@gavingiant6900

8 ай бұрын

Technically the Scotch egg, it was/is a Northern England thing. But hey ho, lol.

@eddhardy1054

8 ай бұрын

The scotch egg was invented in London for sale at Fortnum and Mason's

@petesmart1983

8 ай бұрын

Scotch egg is from Yorkshire but hugely influenced by Indian koftas as that time uk was invading and exploiting India

@eddhardy1054

8 ай бұрын

@@petesmart1983 Annette Hope speculated that they may have been influenced by Koftas but it's not proven. If there were an Indian connection that would lend weight to a UK origin in London since a foreign food like koftas would be far more likely to turn up at a major port city like London rather than in Yorkshire (which is basically the a*sehole end of nowhere).

you are not scottish. you are american.

He hasn’t got any best jokes a total waste of time as a so called comedian

@bhurzumii4315

8 ай бұрын

Couldn't agree more - he's about as funny as a fire in an orphanage.

@allanmcmillan5745

8 ай бұрын

Bottom line is he might try to take the pish out of us but he's not as funny as any of the Scottish comedians.

@barriehull7076

8 ай бұрын

@@allanmcmillan5745 grinch

@barriehull7076

8 ай бұрын

@@bhurzumii4315 grinch