"Not a single person noticed her" so that's how she stole all those hotel bibles without getting caught

@maddienickerson7183

Жыл бұрын

i thought it was because she looked like a ghost from how white she was lol

@specialfriend2061

Жыл бұрын

I would like you comment but it's at 666 likes rn

@kidvillain7094

Жыл бұрын

@@specialfriend2061 Just use your holy powers to relinquish this like button demon.

@kidvillain7094

Жыл бұрын

@@specialfriend2061 ✝️🛐

@cyanimation1605

Жыл бұрын

Makes you wonder how everyone called her "Abs" if no one noticed her

She's full out massaging the keyboard over here lmao.

@kastlescove

2 жыл бұрын

This is the funniest comment ever 😭

@nehaharikrishnan4346

2 жыл бұрын

I swear! That is so funny, had me crying 😂

@tyepie8807

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfaoooo THATS ALL I WAS LOOKING AT😂

@cearapearson8752

2 жыл бұрын

I thought she was just typing until I looked again and nearly died 🤣

@teaatnight5662

2 жыл бұрын

HOW DID YOU READ MY MIND?!?!😭

Her name was Aurora Borealis, and she wasn't like the other girls because she was a weather phenomenon.

@SleeplessExtrovert

2 ай бұрын

Stop you made me choke on my milk im gonna sue

@franklinpham7235

2 ай бұрын

she was the reason a luncheon was so unforgettable

@not_milk

2 ай бұрын

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year! At this time of day! In this part of the country! Localized entirely within your kitchen?!?

@alexvaraderey

2 ай бұрын

Excellent comment & sorry to be pedantic, but the lights of the auroras are caused by solar activity reacting with gases high in the atmosphere. Nothing to do with weather.

@SleeplessExtrovert

2 ай бұрын

@@alexvaraderey this is oddly formal for a yt comment

“Her teeth were as white as white chocolate. If white chocolate was mildly yellow.”

@_StrayKidsForever_

2 ай бұрын

OMG THIS IS SO OFFENSIVE LOL

@calebchacon8977

Ай бұрын

white chocolate is mildly yellow

@voxgoomba2745

Ай бұрын

"her teeth were as white as snow snow that got peed on"

@editinq_poppy

29 күн бұрын

@@voxgoomba2745HELP IM CRYING LAPTOPS 😭😭

@Dwaekki_At_Heart

19 күн бұрын

​@@_StrayKidsForever_STAY!!❤

"She was short and petite and weak. She was skinny but not too skinny ,she was curvy in the right amount and places... Her bright amber eyes and her honey like skin shined in the sun , making her look like a fallen angel....Her soft and bright smile with her rosey lips lit up the whole place . She looked like a enchanting princess. She looked no different from the models in the magazine , but she didn't care about things like that .. she was different .....she was .....unique .

@benzosiara

Жыл бұрын

THATS ON POINT

@nomecognome8737

Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure I've read this exact description before Lol

@Joseph_rma

Жыл бұрын

A "Fallen" Angel? loool

@439801RS

Жыл бұрын

(She was mine...)

@theyoungg1590

Жыл бұрын

Fallen angels… so a demon?

“Everyone called her abs” “she wasn’t noticeable to anyone” it really do be conflicting

@flameepidemic4839

2 жыл бұрын

Probably meant like the one friend she has and her parents and i can bet her parents are abusive which is why shes so different 😂

@comradeleppi2000

2 жыл бұрын

@@flameepidemic4839 😂 this one

@Mystery9870

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly tho I think I'd notice someone if people called them "ABS" of all names

@DanDCool

2 жыл бұрын

Oh right lol

@ShayerSUtsho

2 жыл бұрын

add "because she was different" to the list of contradictions xD

"How men, 12 year old girls, and Colleen Hoover write women"

@lilyachernik942

22 күн бұрын

😂

@aaronbolser9579

17 күн бұрын

Exactly what I thought lol

@agustdrip1960

16 күн бұрын

😂😂

@obvi.angell

5 күн бұрын

I’m 12 and this is exactly how I write my female characters as.😭 I’m sure it’s just a phase though, it’ll go soon.

@oliverzwatermelongum

3 күн бұрын

some girl in my class is reading colleen hoover , i just remembered

I love how the typing devolved into karate chopping the keyboard 😂

@laughingaardvark3128

8 күн бұрын

Not karate chopping. She was giving the laptop a massage. 😋

“except for me, i noticed her” “because i’m a stalker”

@frogonthebikeheh

Жыл бұрын

Well that's a plot twist

@kittencohort1766

Жыл бұрын

True

@lilychu2453

Жыл бұрын

Ohhh that's a good plot for a story

@kiyomi4081

Жыл бұрын

​@@frogonthebikehehthinking about it, listening to this sounds stalker-ish 🫢

@priscillajimenez27

Жыл бұрын

I noticed her. even if she didn't notice me. she couldn't notice me because then my cover would be blown. and I'd have to kidnap or kill her

“Her eyes were like stars. Not because they twinkled, but because they were so far apart.”

@BrianLocke

8 ай бұрын

That's hilarious.

@TheHiddenRealities

8 ай бұрын

I just survived a tornado, TODAY, and this is so funny I just about shit laughing. Thanks man.

@Dailyfiver

8 ай бұрын

@@TheHiddenRealities I’m glad you’re okay dude! We had tornado sirens last week out here in Michigan too! Comedy always helps 🤘

@DaSunfish

8 ай бұрын

This made me laugh so hard

@Dailyfiver

8 ай бұрын

@@DaSunfish I’m so very glad

The coffee part is so true, here's a quote from a book I'm reading right now. "Nola was a lot taller than Birdie, had skin the colour of coffee with lots of cream stirred in" . . .

@_StrayKidsForever_

Ай бұрын

“And that cream was human made”

@bake-kurage

Ай бұрын

@@_StrayKidsForever_HEOP?

@_StrayKidsForever_

Ай бұрын

@@bake-kurage indeed. ‘It was made from the softest, creamiest milk I had ever seen, in fact it was from my most recent interest…although I had never felt this way about anyone before..’

@SugarandSarcasm

23 күн бұрын

😂

@Rose-ghostsnflowers

22 күн бұрын

Tbf coffee with a lot of cream still takes on a darker color when stirred, like caramel? But then JUST USE CARAMEL AS AN EXAMPLE.

wattpad writers: write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!

I love that everyone called her "Abs" but "no one noticed her". 10 out of 10

@starfruitiger

11 ай бұрын

👏🏽

@jlms69

11 ай бұрын

By "everyone", he means him.

@G3E007

11 ай бұрын

this is an example of the importance of reading after finishing writting... i dont think that was made deliberately

@camradrip3730

11 ай бұрын

You know, there's such a thing as a metaphor.

@mamorumobushi2217

11 ай бұрын

​@@camradrip3730and that's not an example🤡

"No one noticed her except for me" but then every male character they encounter becomes enamored with her

@ldm290b8

Жыл бұрын

And thus suddenly a threat that I have to defend, because she needed "protection" from all the trash that all other men are EXCEPT for me. 😅

@lele_noobzilla

Жыл бұрын

nobody notices her until her love interest does, then every man on earth loves her at first sign

@0mn1P4wn4g3

Жыл бұрын

That's actually the woman written YA version

@bleedinghearts4768

Жыл бұрын

@@ldm290b8 giving YOU vibes frfr

@unnatirathi23

Жыл бұрын

Fr 💀

Appropriate amount of freckles 🤣 I'm dead

"Aurora borealis, at this time of day, at this time of year, localized entirely within your kitchen?"

@annac.6863

2 ай бұрын

“….Can I see it?”

@_-Noodles-_

2 ай бұрын

@@annac.6863”..No”

@MaxAbramson3

Ай бұрын

Yes.

@MaxAbramson3

Ай бұрын

​@@annac.6863 No.

"everyone just called her abs" "not a single person noticed her"

@makbones3481

Жыл бұрын

😂

@elijahsmall5873

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@JuneKG231

Жыл бұрын

Woooow. U blowin my mind. Haha. I didnt put it together but its so true.

@thereccher8746

Жыл бұрын

These writers think "muscular women aren't part of the cultural beauty paradigm, and my attraction to them counts as a fetish, so it's not technically sexualizing them."

@synthearose

Жыл бұрын

“She had an appropriate amount of freckles.” “She ate lots of food but never gained any weight”. 😂😂😂

this literally every Wattpad story ever 💀

@zainabk.m.3236

2 жыл бұрын

This comment deserves more likes 😩

@samsonoak9653

Жыл бұрын

Fair enough dude

@vinniewhiteout8052

Жыл бұрын

As a Wattpad writer imma have to disagree. Not because you're wrong, but because I've read stories that are hundreds of times worse at descriptions. Trust me. This is too good to be Wattpad.

@zainabk.m.3236

Жыл бұрын

@@vinniewhiteout8052 I'm totally speachless 🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 well said 👌🏻

@roxirock5455

Жыл бұрын

@@vinniewhiteout8052 you had us in the first part

"Her hands could move fast in a kitchen, because she spent most of her life there"

@nothankyou2949

4 күн бұрын

STOP 💀

Not her giving a massage to the laptop

"Her name was Aurora Borealis, but everyone called her A Bore"

@Maya_hee

Жыл бұрын

Perfectly describes those protagonists to be fair.

@carag2567

Жыл бұрын

This should be pinned.

@skips_51

Жыл бұрын

lol

@terra9074

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I DIED

@kananmatsuuralover

Жыл бұрын

You forgot to add "tion"

The “she’s not like the other girls” while she looks completely average and has the most average interests ever is on point

@emilycook7628

2 жыл бұрын

Literally like 90% wear makeup lol

@pebblegrindelwald6593

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr lol

@divadiya2151

2 жыл бұрын

Ifkrrrr

@alexprajzu5766

2 жыл бұрын

@teehee Right!? Don't you just love to make origami swans with your friends or family from the hotel bibles you've collected that month? IKR!🤩🤩

@Chaoticgoodcryptid2319

2 жыл бұрын

Personality has left the chat...

That computer got one good massage.

As a dude, I approve of this video. I laughed my ass off 😭😭😭

@obvi.angell

5 күн бұрын

LOL😭😭😭

I love how she went from fake typing to gently massaging the laptop.

@ILoveGrungeFrogs

Жыл бұрын

Same I thought I was the only one who noticed 😭😭😭

@lunaneila

Жыл бұрын

Yes hahaha! It gives me _I'm typing whatever BS coming through my mind_ vibe!

@JosephParker7

Жыл бұрын

@@ILoveGrungeFrogs Because it was different

@ILoveGrungeFrogs

Жыл бұрын

@@JosephParker7 💀💀

@ahandl3

Жыл бұрын

that's how unique girls type duh

I like how they always say “Im just not like other girls” when all the story’s about them are the same 🧍‍♀️

@meghan_withanh6547

2 жыл бұрын

they’re about the same different girls lmao

@leep7136

2 жыл бұрын

I COULDN'T AGREE MORE SERIOUSLY THAT COMMENT IS SO FREAKIN TRUE

@justjules24

2 жыл бұрын

The girls they write about are the 1%...... that includes aliens and any other non human beings so I guess it's a lot of "other girls"

@Sim0sama

2 жыл бұрын

“She’s not like other girls” cause she’s not real 🤣🤣🤣

@lazra4321

2 жыл бұрын

@@meghan_withanh6547 yup an oxymoronic scenario

I feel so called out because *I* take hotel bibles and make arts and crafts with them😭

@guttedcandi7230

2 ай бұрын

Aurora Borealis?

@contagiousremorse

2 ай бұрын

do....people refer to you as Abs?

@6teenfan

Ай бұрын

do you have an appropriate amount of freckles?

@_StrayKidsForever_

Ай бұрын

I’m reading an ass amount of questions here

@MizaelSantos-hp8mi

Ай бұрын

Are you a natural beauty and not like the other girls?

It’s just a skit it’s just a skit it’s just a skit 😭

“She had a rare disease that stopped her from growing hair in her legs and arms but allowed to her to grow it on her head, eyelashes and eyebrows.”

@gHosTing-HoShI

11 ай бұрын

LMAO

@doyouwannab7469

11 ай бұрын

She had alexandrias genesis

@liv1ngdeadgirl

11 ай бұрын

and natural purple eyes

@Lumberjack_king

11 ай бұрын

​@@liv1ngdeadgirlok thats just anime logic

@ssen7857

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

"Her skin is like chocolate." "White chocolate."

@ilikemydonutswithjaminthem5606

Жыл бұрын

Lmao I can't

@Narutogrl

Жыл бұрын

As a light-skinned black woman, this pretty accurately describes me 🤣

@ashleywilliams3940

Жыл бұрын

@@Narutogrl STOP 🤣

@FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo

Жыл бұрын

@@Narutogrl LOL

@englishmuffin7

Жыл бұрын

@@Narutogrl i was almost afraid to admit this was me xD like is there no other way to describe brown skin than chocolate or coffee?

NAH SHE WAS GIVING THE KEYBOARD A FULL ON MASSAGE THERAPY APPOINTMENT I CANT and as a writer ish and reader i can confirm this is mostly true 😭

I love how she started massaging the laptop. It was getting very stressed out. Thank you😮‍💨

Usually the book description is “she was extremely plain,” but then Meghan Fox plays her in the movie version lmao.

@diamond_dogs

2 жыл бұрын

But she ugly and quirky cause she wore glasses tho

@Sniper-gz5cl

2 жыл бұрын

@@diamond_dogs dont forget that she wears her hair in a ponytail, so she can change it and remove the glasses to become hot and popular at around 40% of the movie because one of the popular kids, usually a boy, has to get together with her because of a dare or something similar just so she can have a "popular" new peer group who she thinks she belongs to now, but they are actually kind of mean, just to realize at 80% of the movie that her old friends she started to treat like shit are the real friends after she found out that the popular guy just cared for her becuase of a dare and she can get a 3. look that is a mix up of the ponytail glasses look and the sexy look and now at 95% of the movie she gets together with the guy who used her again because he caught feelings for her and she changed him for the better because thats how it works apparently and now everyone is happy ever after exept the "popular" peer group since she got revenge on them somehow.

@advait484

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sniper-gz5cl buddy this the plot of some Dhar Mann video

@advait484

2 жыл бұрын

Hermione in a nutshell

@unicornfabuloso

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sniper-gz5cl POV: you just finished watching she’s all that

“she was just unique like that” *massages the computer*

@user-pt5cl2ro6f

2 жыл бұрын

_I can't breathh_

@Space_Is_Silent

2 жыл бұрын

I'm dieing- 🤣

@matybaybump4565

2 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭

@gunny4394

2 жыл бұрын

Massages the computer randomly.

@nevermind6786

Жыл бұрын

Now THATS unique.

"she was 22 and 4'5, she was short and fragile"

@skydecay69

14 күн бұрын

“fragile in terms of thinness , yet no alot , i dont care , she also had a rare disease which stops the growth of her hair of hands and legs **only** ”

Stanzi: Casually gives computer full body deep tissue massage

" Her skin was like a cup of coffee that was mostly milk because she was white. " I DIED

@RealMcLovin

2 жыл бұрын

you're dead?

@starshooter7128

2 жыл бұрын

thanks for adding nothing to the video.

@darthmaul2005

2 жыл бұрын

@@starshooter7128, ha, like you did?

@starshooter7128

2 жыл бұрын

@@darthmaul2005 *, ha, like you did?*

@starshooter7128

2 жыл бұрын

@@darthmaul2005 difference is i wasn't trying

In the movie As Good As It Gets, Jack Nicholson’s character is a celebrated author who has this nasty but funny line when asked by a female how he writes his female characters so accurately: “I write the character as if it were a man then take away all accountability and reason.”

" Her smile was like the sun. Not because it lit his day; because it was yellow. "

@AnnaAlderink

7 ай бұрын

lmfaooo 🤣

@moonlight.flowernight

7 ай бұрын

Lol🤣

@convulsiive

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@Paint_the_sky_yours

7 ай бұрын

I don't like being called out like that. 😅

@singingcat02

7 ай бұрын

That’s a very good one

“Mostly milk because she’s white” Positively CACKLING

@TheBriar_123

2 жыл бұрын

I wanted to leave my like but the beauty of a 666 must be left undisturbed.

@spicysalad3013

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheBriar_123 you can like now

@spicysalad3013

2 жыл бұрын

@@yeebler who said anything about hating a race

@fidoratt8288

2 жыл бұрын

@@yeebler they could be a different race.

@Synphss

2 жыл бұрын

@@yeebler how do you know they're white?

As a male writer I usually just write them like actual human beings

This also applies for woman writing male characters.

@roykalager2360

23 күн бұрын

Axe

She was average height not too tall and not too short, her shape was like a perfect hourglass, her breasts reminded me of two perfectly modest grapefruits, her small waist and curvy hips complimented her voluptuous figure which tapered down to her petite shoes, which happened to be converse high tops. She couldn't see how beautiful she was, but I could, I was that only one who could see her for the true jewel she is.

@eloisegodet7022

2 жыл бұрын

The accuracy makes me feel sick

@RhythmAddictedState

2 жыл бұрын

People who compare breasts to fruits make me sick 😂😭

@XiELEd4377

2 жыл бұрын

@@RhythmAddictedState people who compare everything about a person to food just makes me feel like they're a cannibal

@vanyel_etc8695

2 жыл бұрын

Writer: "she had no idea how beautiful she was" Also the writer: "she went to the gym every day"

@aestheticcat8976

2 жыл бұрын

@@XiELEd4377 LOL 🤣😂

Nobody is talking about how she just COMPLETELY gives up trying to type and just starts chopping and massaging the laptop 😂

@doriot543

2 жыл бұрын

I cracked when she gave up fake typing

@yayahicks3829

2 жыл бұрын

The karate Chop typing had me CACKLING

@caitlynguthrie5641

2 жыл бұрын

Me: oh okay that makes so much sense 💀

@Jeyika

2 жыл бұрын

I always notice that into movies but right now she's making it look so funny

@jacindacrous2249

2 жыл бұрын

It's the only I came to the comments!!

I get “star-girl” vibes from this lol

@victorayomikun68

2 ай бұрын

Ikr,omg i need to rewatch that movie

“Her hair was almost like gold, if gold had a bald spot”

@skydecay69

14 күн бұрын

💀

The whole fake typing had me rolling, especially when she just gives up and basically starts to massage the laptop

@chako-chips...849

2 жыл бұрын

JAKFKWD

@DearReaderReadAloud

2 жыл бұрын

There is no laptop it's just a desk 😂

@mynameisstolen

2 жыл бұрын

@@DearReaderReadAloud 😐

@3starsburningbright

2 жыл бұрын

KARATE CHOP THE KEYBOARD

@bi.fruitsalad

2 жыл бұрын

@@3starsburningbright yess 😂

"She collected hotel bibles." Translation: "She stole hotel bibles."

@FirePrank6

2 жыл бұрын

Fun Fact the main company that supplies hotel chains with those bibles made a statement where they consider it a "success" when a hotel bible is taken.

@alliesoapway1076

2 жыл бұрын

@@FirePrank6That's interesting. Only company I know that is happy with stealing.

@pookpook3891

2 жыл бұрын

@@FirePrank6 I'm more confused by the fact an hotel would have Bibles...

@thomas.thomas

2 жыл бұрын

@@pookpook3891 I'm more confused how a hotel wouldn't have the word of God in every room

@axeldeporte4073

2 жыл бұрын

@@thomas.thomas Some of us live in secular countries

I like the way she's massaging her laptop.

This sounds like an AI script😂

“She was different.” Basically any author writing a female character.

@Undefinedde

2 жыл бұрын

ikr

@Vexarax

2 жыл бұрын

A recent one I listened to on audiobook was Girl on the Train and it was pretty good because the main character was an alcoholic who had put on a lot of weight who sort of spied on people out the train windows. She was idolizing some other chick who was super pretty, but the chick turned out to be a real mess herself. No one was 'special' at the end of the day and it was actually a pretty good story. I like it when people can just be people, even if they're hiding secrets or whatever. I definitely notice the difference between that and say, Harlan Coben females. Every female he writes is 'so special and unique and only the main male character could appreciate how special and unique she is' and yeah she stuffs her face with food and never gains an ounce of fat on her perfect slim supermodel body which is so sweet and endearing, and doesn't wear makeup which only accentuates her natural stunning beauty, haha. and he was the only man who could truly love her of course :p

@hinamiravenroot7162

2 жыл бұрын

Who would read a book about a normal girl doing uninteresting daily activities?

@Vexarax

2 жыл бұрын

@@hinamiravenroot7162 it's a fine line. Because ordinary people, with flaws and problems etc, can still end up in crazy situations or on the run from the law or learning magic or whatever depending on the genre. It's when you make the character perfect in every way to the extent it's unrealistic, and even their flaws are just cute little quirks, then make the crazy stuff happen to them - it's just too much and makes a book pretty boring for many people, mostly because it's so unrealistic? It's not about the activities they're doing, but about how the person is being characterized if that makes sense :)

@ZachariahMBaird

2 жыл бұрын

Basically any author writing any character.

“Everyone calls her Abs” (10 minutes later) “no one noticed her” Does everyone know her or not?

@xxqueenofdarkness

2 жыл бұрын

They don't talk to her because she is .. Different. She doesn't fit in. Other girls talk behind her back. But everyone knows her and admires her secretly.

@PawsBoff

2 жыл бұрын

It's okay......'we' know her now..... (😂😂😂)

@ibtsamjadoh9988

2 жыл бұрын

@@xxqueenofdarkness "there's something just so special about her and only I know it. I know because I've spent the whole night under her bed......just watching...how beautiful she is"

@jamesacolatse7447

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Sora-cv6ds

2 жыл бұрын

@@ibtsamjadoh9988 💀💀💀

Not her massaging the computer 😂

"and would cut the pages out to make origami swans" *Continues to chop up the computer*

“she femaled femininely across the room, her breasts breasting breastily”

@ypanso

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂33😂😂😂😂3

@cheyblake2475

9 ай бұрын

what was the last sentence?! 😆

@froo5667

9 ай бұрын

​@@cheyblake2475The last sentence was "she females femininely across the room, her breasts breasting breastily" hope this helps

@uh3610

9 ай бұрын

She exclaimed, "it's feminining time" as she feminimed all over the place.

@teamblack204

9 ай бұрын

"Be a good kid and don't forget to breast your breasts while you're breasting"

“She was different from other girls, but like different in a way that is appealing to me, not like TOO different in a way that would be off-putting for me. Also I’ve never made friends with a woman in my life, so I don’t really know what makes her ‘different’ anyway.”

@bringsnsdback1645

2 жыл бұрын

Please you took words from my mouth 😂👌

@swaysaur

2 жыл бұрын

Omg this comment 😂

@ananyaupadhya1974

2 жыл бұрын

Omg truth

@shivaram3095

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh as a boy this is the truth lmfao.

@pessoinhacansada6900

2 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY

THE TYPING- 💀😭

Writer workshop: write what you know! Male author writing female character: I don't know that

“An appropriate amount of freckles” ????

@bigpulgalokes

2 жыл бұрын

It’s with people now adding fake freckles in make up looks but the right amount, just enough to look pretty but not too much because that’s too much freckles

@serene3175

2 жыл бұрын

@@bigpulgalokes there’s no such thing as too many freckles lmao. they’re just melanin spots that people used to hate and are now drawing onto their skin

@bigpulgalokes

2 жыл бұрын

@@serene3175 i'm being sarcastic. I'm saying beauty bloggers who add freckles to be quirky, but they add the right about because they don't actually want too many freckles, that would be an imperfection and you know they don't want that.

@vanessasmacedo

2 жыл бұрын

@@serene3175 people know what freckles are lmao

@StarryLotusSkies

2 жыл бұрын

I've always loved freckles. I wish I had freckles or red hair or different colored eyes, also I raised an eyebrow at " an appropriate amount of freckles ". There is no such things as an appropriate amount for physical features.

“Her eyes were blue-green orbs with flecks of gold in them”

@daikonnn822

Жыл бұрын

O R B S

@jelly3800

Жыл бұрын

"Her eyes were bright, sparkling green gems, full of light. But inside those pupils, I can vividly see a fragment of myself in them, 'Perhaps she also went through the same pain...? No, she was liked by everyone, regardless of status, age or gender, she wouldn't experience those difficulties...'. I failed to notice that saddened gaze, I hope I saw them sooner..."

@Pink_pr1ncess

Жыл бұрын

@@jelly3800 aww man I was hoping that the paragraph was longer. This sounds like an interesting story

@marceldawn0_o

Жыл бұрын

@@jelly3800 I actually like how this was written

@gunwooks_planet

Жыл бұрын

the fanfic writers are screaming rn

I love how you just gave up on typing and just started to move your hands in all sorts of different directions😂😂😂 I love all your content and find it really funny and entertaining to watch❤

“She collected hotel bibles “ I don’t think the hotel staff like her

She was different. She didnt get her period so she didnt act hysterical like all women do, yet she could still bear a child.

@deaa.9292

Жыл бұрын

THIS

@esperanza___

Жыл бұрын

Hysterical😂😂🤣

@courtneyj9906

Жыл бұрын

I wish that was me lol. I’d love to have no period yet still have kids lol.

@mcbedo6568

Жыл бұрын

@@courtneyj9906 idk if you'd want that once you find out the actual harm lack of period does to our actual body and health, not having period doesn't only mean inability to bear children. It's terrifying once i learnt about it.

@eh8778

Жыл бұрын

​​@@mcbedo6568 okay but Can I get mc Donalds

You forget to mention her perfect C cups, shimmering blue orbs, and her tan and toned legs. Her hair was thick and blonde and fell like a perfect curtain down her back. She had such perfect hair, there was never a split end or a tangle. She never had to brush her hair, and she woke up in the morning with a dewy glow, bronzer and mascara already applied by the makeup fairies the night before. Oh and she was a 25 year old virgin nympho too.

@SilverLady52

Жыл бұрын

The makeup fairies 😂😂😂

@Daisy_518

Жыл бұрын

The specificity😩

@JessiDeerSims

Жыл бұрын

@@Daisy_518 🤣🤣

@chapablo

Жыл бұрын

I would like to know more about her boo- about her.

@Aeimos

Жыл бұрын

Nice writing! Exactly! Although I can go without the "bronze" as White as snow legs are preferable. The Whiter the better. Low melanin = nectar of the gods.

One of my female characters (as a male): Perla is a latina 17 year old princess with black short hair, black round eyes, and skinny flat body, she was kidnapped as a toddler and has trauma because of that

Lolll the typing I’m dead 😭😭😭

Author: "typing normally" Her: "perform rituals on keyboard"

@TomEyeTheSFMguy

Жыл бұрын

Keyboard Massage.

@salit3749

Жыл бұрын

she really said 🧙

@x_kobalt

Жыл бұрын

Forbidden technique of hidden character comparison

@Emmicuda

Жыл бұрын

It's the best part lmao

@commandercaptain4664

Жыл бұрын

Cthulhu typeset.

“She was like a lesbian. A lesbian who likes men.”

@Doodle_Head

9 ай бұрын

Underrated

@KozelPraiseGOELRO

9 ай бұрын

She was like a man, but without every man-like part, but instead woman-like.

@sadfox8248

9 ай бұрын

Writer discovered tomboys

@Doodle_Head

9 ай бұрын

@@sadfox8248 yeah but at the end of the book he “fixes” the tomboy and by the end she’s back to her “natural feminine self 🥺”

@sadfox8248

9 ай бұрын

​@@Doodle_Head the bad ending ;_;

Thats an amazing impression of someone using a keyboard

The Bible part got me cackling💀💀

“She had no personality beyond shrugging and biting her lip, in fact she didn’t even say more than one word sentences, but she was unique. She was mysterious.”

@deondsouza2963

Жыл бұрын

She was Bella Swan.

@idontevenknowanymore3400

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

@ifellonaknife

Жыл бұрын

oh wait that's just me irl

@nr5755

Жыл бұрын

Bella vibes

@InParacosms

Жыл бұрын

maybe she's autistic 🤔

I read a book where the author was describing a girl's "virgin legs".

@CogSpartan

Жыл бұрын

This one has access to citrus. No rickets or bow legs

@bunnybox3352

Жыл бұрын

Can someone look at my legs and tell i’m *not* a virgin??? do they change with sex??

@theAisle14panda

Жыл бұрын

@@bunnybox3352 Nope and nope.

@weetzybat

Жыл бұрын

@@CogSpartan 😆😂

@hoshismadnessindontlie8635

Жыл бұрын

🤮

'An appropriate amount of freckles' 🗿

I love how the typing slowly turned into mindless tapping. That was my favorite part

You gotta talk ab her chest if it’s from a male author 💀💀

@LemurG

2 жыл бұрын

"her heaving chest bounced with every step" 💀

@EcholocationX

2 жыл бұрын

@@LemurG she boobily breasted down the stairs and titted her coffee

@tails3904

2 жыл бұрын

@@EcholocationX Lmao

@JustAnotherLokiStan

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@Andreaa_-_

2 жыл бұрын

@@EcholocationX Isn't that the desc of " r/MenWritingWomen"?

“She even cut her own hair…” “Not a single person noticed her, except for me, I noticed her hair line wasn’t even.”

@AngryZukoHere

2 жыл бұрын

Bro this actually made me laugh out loud

@umitencho

Жыл бұрын

Breathes

@darkstarr984

Жыл бұрын

“Not a single person noticed her, except for me, because I could see her bra band sitting so high on her back it’s ridiculous you really really need a different bra and I don’t want to sound like a creep it just drives me crazy how uncomfortable that’s got to be.”

@b5lovermore

Жыл бұрын

@@AngryZukoHere LOL me too 🤦🏾‍♀️

@DarlingMissDarling

Жыл бұрын

@@darkstarr984 sweet Jesus, when I tell you how I just hollared... 😆 10/10👍

Literally laughed out loud in the end of it. So menlike writing 😂

loving how stanzi just stops actually typing in only like 10 seconds

‘She didn’t need to wear make up like other girls because she was so unrealistically beautiful with absolutely flawless skin already’

@wetworms.

2 жыл бұрын

"she never shaved her arms or legs, they were naturally hairless. She had never pooped before, not even once."

@ynsmessybun9548

2 жыл бұрын

@@wetworms. plss not the pooping😭

@ABAO2009

2 жыл бұрын

Even her zits were perfect

@eniryuuoke7446

2 жыл бұрын

Kaitlyn W 🤣

@selvakumarn4683

2 жыл бұрын

@@ABAO2009 ah yes, the non-existent zits

You forgot “curvy in only the right places”

@urmomdotcom4039

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@malinnse

Жыл бұрын

sounds like John Green…🤨

@riverstein7251

Жыл бұрын

@@malinnse actually yeah the whole video sounded like John Green to me

@DianaWanMa

Жыл бұрын

Hahahaa I have seen this many times hahaha

@Sosothespider

Жыл бұрын

LMFAO and “she was smart because she read books ”

"Name that John Green novel."

Is no one gonna talk about how she massaged the laptop?-

“Her skin was like a cup of coffee that was mostly milk because she was white.” That made me laugh. Not exhale out of my nose, but like properly laugh. Peak comedy.

@cinderleaves3949

2 жыл бұрын

“Quick we need a way to describe someone’s skintone in the most complicated way possible!” “Compare them to coffee with extra steps!” “Perfect!”

@spectre9340

2 жыл бұрын

No but fr they always describe girls having olive or tan skin but they're never a woman of color 😂

@xXPurpleLoliTranceXx

2 жыл бұрын

I chuckled at that, too! You can't make this shit up 😂

@tyneekaw15

2 жыл бұрын

SAME! 🤣

@khxliakhxlia3605

2 жыл бұрын

As soon as they said coffee skin I was like holdup they actually have someone with dark skin in a book?! Then they said lots of milk I just chuckled. I should have known lol

Don’t mind me just casually massaging my keyboard

the direct characterization paired with the natural beauty is so real 😭

"Her skin was like a cup of coffee, that was mostly milk because she was white." Can somebody find my shit? I lost it right here.

@chopotronichappiness8917

2 жыл бұрын

here ya go mate 🤏

@FadazMada

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe white coffee

@kim7990

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@SavageBunnyGetMoney

2 жыл бұрын

" The Hot Chick that was Italian or maybe some type of Spanish "😹😹😹

@miguelpadeiro762

2 жыл бұрын

That box over there stinks, might be there, I sure as hell am not checking it though

"she marryd a red flag because perfect girls have no standarts"

Not her karate chopping the keyboard 💀

She was not like other girls. While most girls have two legs, she had four. Her fur was always glowing and her tail always swung with beautiful natural energy. I love my cat ❤

@triumphaladarkshadow4388

Жыл бұрын

She was not like other girls. Instead of borrowing and never returning my sweaters, she just sat on them. While they were still in the closet, of course.

@cinchro

Жыл бұрын

She isn't t like other girls. While most girls would key my car she claws at my favorite chair. I too love my cat.

@doggo6517

Жыл бұрын

Unlike other girls, who would yell at me when I got home form work, she would yell at me when I got home from work. But in a cat way.

@S0meRandomPerson

Жыл бұрын

- She is not like any other girls. She always playing hard to get. Whenever I call out her name, she would never come to me. She never even bother to look at me. I even try calling out her name while shaking a box of food but, the result are still the same. She can't be bought by anything, not even food! Though, that make her a brave, unique, strong independent woman. I truly love my cat. (Oh my stars, I didn't notice how long I actually wrote this and this litreally turn into a freaking paragraph. I apologise for that.)

@commandercaptain4664

Жыл бұрын

She was not like other girls. Most girls would chew me out for doing things they wouldn’t approve. But my cat girl would only chew on my face when I died. She was courteous and patient like that, always staring at me, willing death upon me, despite the hearty heap of tuna I left in her bowl everyday.

" she cooks breakfast in lingerie"

@lonelylilbaddie7489

Жыл бұрын

LMFAOAOA

@vicky_divaza8310

Жыл бұрын

“He cooks breakfast without a shirt”

@irmalair9861

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@where_is_my_money_now

Жыл бұрын

Nah! It's "she cooks breakfast while wearing my tshirt" more likely 😂

@Me-km8re

Жыл бұрын

💀💀

Also the little kung-fu on the keyboard “typing” it - hilarious. 😆

I’d read this novel. The characters seem so interesting and well rounded.

"I was blinded by her beautiful youth and youthful beauty"

@_Invalid_

Жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@AW-xc1xc

Жыл бұрын

She was also 5 but looked 18 officer I swear, *please don't make me go to jail*

@myman8336

Жыл бұрын

@@AW-xc1xc You work here bro chill In The Mines

@xEEEa7iu231

Жыл бұрын

my type are grown women who act, look, and sound like a child

@thisisntallowed9560

Жыл бұрын

She wasn't like the other girls, she was under 18

“Her hands were soft and delicate, but strong and tough” 😭

@Sydd787

6 ай бұрын

As a man I just need them to be soft. 😊

@QueZ_MadneZZ

6 ай бұрын

@@Sydd787tf

@OxenMoxie

6 ай бұрын

i love a woman that can carry me@@Sydd787

@sukhbaatarbyambasan5920

6 ай бұрын

If it was his…that would be perfec-ACHILLES.

@Mia_Coconut

6 ай бұрын

@@sukhbaatarbyambasan5920 LMAO TRUE 💀 😭

"She was not like the other girls , she was different" Why is this so true 😂😂

"Abs for short" "Her skin was like a cup of coffee, mostly milk bc she was white" Im dead 😂💀

she had DDs but they sat perfectly perky and lifted without a bra because she wasn’t like those other girls who are subject to gravity

@eclecticemma

Жыл бұрын

😂 this

@MaggiePies

Жыл бұрын

😭❤🎉

@adrianthoroughgood1191

Жыл бұрын

Give her red hair and she's perfect!

@terka4310

Жыл бұрын

​@@adrianthoroughgood1191 LMAO YES because she's quirky 😜😜😜

@cliffarroyo9554

Жыл бұрын

@@adrianthoroughgood1191 Wavy red hair that she usually tries to restrain but which constantly breaks free and dangles over her breastises

"not a single person noticed her, except for me" accurate but i bet you there'll still be at least 5 scenes of everyone in the room turning their heads and whispering about her natural beauty, some random guy hitting on her, some variant of SA that is offensively downplayed, multiple comments on her body by random male characters who just have to let the protag know how hot his companion is

@cassettetape7643

2 жыл бұрын

bUt hE's ThE onE tHat sEes HeR inSiDes! ... Hold on-

@random_meta

2 жыл бұрын

@@cassettetape7643 imagining a series about a guy with x-ray vision, literally falling for the girl with the healthiest insides 🤔

@caradanellemcclintock8178

2 жыл бұрын

And she will be so innocent and naive that she won't notice they are hitting on her and she just doesn't realize how attractive she really is and as he would be a knockout if she tried as little

@solitairelyrics

2 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of You for some reason.

@VladGrim

2 жыл бұрын

@@random_meta Husband material, literally 😂

"Everyone called her Abs" "Not a single person noticed her. Except me." So you are the only one who called her like that?

Those are some amazing keyboarding skills!😳