Diss tracks in other professions

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  • @youvebeenpoisenedmug113
    @youvebeenpoisenedmug113Ай бұрын

    Patients a man of culture. Risking his life to make sure doc gets her reputation back

  • @catlover2223

    @catlover2223

    Ай бұрын

    Dude is definitely solid. His appendix? Not so much! 😂

  • @annedavis3340

    @annedavis3340

    Ай бұрын

    Everyone remember to report the spammer who keeps replying with the same one comment about their channel 🙄

  • @ville__

    @ville__

    Ай бұрын

    Who asked + my content is better and beyond Marvelous. The opinion that you have does not matter, Cry me a river!! LOLL

  • @annedavis3340

    @annedavis3340

    Ай бұрын

    See directly below my comment for further details..... "who asked +" they spam video after video on this channel.

  • @amyschildgamerlive4519

    @amyschildgamerlive4519

    Ай бұрын

    *his...... the nurse calls the doctor "sir" multiple times.

  • @deadfr0g
    @deadfr0gАй бұрын

    Me holding a stethoscope to my chest: “Doctor I’ve got a tight beat you can use.”

  • @deadfr0g

    @deadfr0g

    Ай бұрын

    I really put my heart into it.

  • @GaryDunion

    @GaryDunion

    Ай бұрын

    - Doctor I think the patient is in atrial fibrillation - No nurse, that's just a triplet flow

  • @deadfr0g

    @deadfr0g

    Ай бұрын

    - Doctor, I think the patient is having a stroke - No, nurse, this blood’s flow is just trapping

  • @ville__

    @ville__

    Ай бұрын

    Who asked + my content is better and beyond Marvelous. The opinion that you have does not matter, Cry me a river!! LOLL

  • @GaryDunion

    @GaryDunion

    Ай бұрын

    @@ville__ Ma'am this is a Wendys

  • @AlexChec
    @AlexChecАй бұрын

    "It gets worse, Doctor. He submitted his lyrics to a top journal for publication, and the peer reviewers universally agreed that you were utterly roasted."

  • @catlover2223

    @catlover2223

    Ай бұрын

    Even worse, he dropped the track while standing on a pier. Can’t get more peer reviewed than that. 😂

  • @ville__

    @ville__

    Ай бұрын

    Who asked + my content is better and beyond Marvelous. The opinion that you have does not matter, Cry me a river!! LOLL

  • @AGNOSTIC_incomprehensibleXIV

    @AGNOSTIC_incomprehensibleXIV

    Ай бұрын

    ​@ville__ Oh no... Are you the same troll from the other video? This is sad. What's going to happen IF she actually notices you and finally just bans you outright? Or what about when the (worthless) KZread spam filter finally does it's job properly (for a change) and instead of harassing normal commenters, it starts automatically deleting your comments?

  • @vero_sr_g800

    @vero_sr_g800

    Ай бұрын

    Lmfao!!! Nice

  • @risitascositas1699

    @risitascositas1699

    Ай бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @sawyervance3758
    @sawyervance3758Ай бұрын

    WE GETTING INTO MEDICAL DEBT WITH THIS ONE 🔥💥🔥💯

  • @ville__

    @ville__

    Ай бұрын

    Who asked + my content is better and beyond Marvelous. The opinion that you have does not matter, Cry me a river!! LOLL

  • @stinktaglia

    @stinktaglia

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@ville__you asked rn lmao

  • @louisquartersson4555

    @louisquartersson4555

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@stinktagliait's a bot though

  • @rileyxsko

    @rileyxsko

    29 күн бұрын

    God Bless America babbyyyyy

  • @raramama
    @raramamaАй бұрын

    Can't wait until Dr. Pine reveals Dr. Mitchell's secret lovechild.😂

  • @xletragedyx

    @xletragedyx

    28 күн бұрын

    Dr. Mitchell wasn't hiding his lovechild from the world, he was hiding the world from his lovechild 😂

  • @misstekhead

    @misstekhead

    28 күн бұрын

    Nice.

  • @TheUKisThere

    @TheUKisThere

    27 күн бұрын

    @@xletragedyx it really be like that

  • @shylapollard5165

    @shylapollard5165

    19 күн бұрын

    LMFAO 😂😂😂

  • @SebastienDrac
    @SebastienDracАй бұрын

    I feel like "I'm gonna need you to scrub into the recording booth with me" is an underrated line LMAO

  • @wolfinthewheatfields3224

    @wolfinthewheatfields3224

    Ай бұрын

    this!!!

  • @malakadel6243

    @malakadel6243

    Ай бұрын

    What does it mean😩

  • @IrisGlowingBlue

    @IrisGlowingBlue

    Ай бұрын

    @@malakadel6243 Before they start a surgery doctors & nurses scrub their hands, put on sterile gloves/ masks, etc, and that's called 'scrubbing in'. So Dr. Pine is telling the nurse he needs her to come to the booth to help record.

  • @agggagagagyrururu

    @agggagagagyrururu

    Ай бұрын

    @@IrisGlowingBlueI thought it was a play on words about actual scrubs 💀

  • @nyekocreativity

    @nyekocreativity

    29 күн бұрын

    Fr that line was super smooth 🙌

  • @hollybittner8290
    @hollybittner8290Ай бұрын

    The bars are so fire even the patient is vibing

  • @cupofmilkyway
    @cupofmilkywayАй бұрын

    WE GETTING OUT OF THE EMERGENCY ROOM WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

  • @alissacrizler4908

    @alissacrizler4908

    Ай бұрын

    Jesus loves all! Hate the sin but LOVE the sinner!✝️✝️✝️💟

  • @peng_ender4588

    @peng_ender4588

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@alissacrizler4908 can Jesus pls get out of the comment section

  • @dontfeedducksbread

    @dontfeedducksbread

    Ай бұрын

    Not that one guy though

  • @cupofmilkyway

    @cupofmilkyway

    Ай бұрын

    @@dontfeedducksbread yeah no they're definitely dead sorry

  • @eddie-roo

    @eddie-roo

    Ай бұрын

    Probably in a casket, but definitely getting out.

  • @Idothingsmaybe
    @IdothingsmaybeАй бұрын

    He's gotta prescribe himself some ointment cause those burns were fire🔥🔥

  • @studded11
    @studded11Ай бұрын

    the patient explaining to god how he got up there "okay, so, i died because my doctors were making diss tracks at each other" "What?"

  • @chazmania3644

    @chazmania3644

    29 күн бұрын

    The Heaven and Hell crossover we've been praying for.

  • @lvluppup

    @lvluppup

    29 күн бұрын

    1,100th like from me 😂

  • @girandsponge
    @girandspongeАй бұрын

    Damm, Dr. Mitchell was cooking 😂

  • @alissacrizler4908

    @alissacrizler4908

    Ай бұрын

    Jesus loves all! Hate the sin but LOVE the sinner!✝️✝️✝️💟

  • @ville__

    @ville__

    Ай бұрын

    Who asked + my content is better and beyond Marvelous. The opinion that you have does not matter, Cry me a river!! LOLL

  • @kaurpajula2731

    @kaurpajula2731

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@alissacrizler4908get a life

  • @unknowndeviceconnected

    @unknowndeviceconnected

    Ай бұрын

    666 likes and you got both the jesus spammer and the who asked spammer on your replies? That's peak

  • @arianna3649
    @arianna3649Ай бұрын

    STOP IS THIS CUS THE DRAKE AND KENDRICK THING 😭😭

  • @CyerraMyste

    @CyerraMyste

    Ай бұрын

    Naw seems unrelated

  • @YurMommy

    @YurMommy

    Ай бұрын

    Yes

  • @brittanyandam9883

    @brittanyandam9883

    29 күн бұрын

    @@CyerraMyste😂

  • @ajstudios9210

    @ajstudios9210

    26 күн бұрын

    Yup.

  • @themasterprocrastinator4933
    @themasterprocrastinator4933Ай бұрын

    Love "we gotta stop releasing diss tracks at work you guys", implying this is not an uncommon thing

  • @PolarBearChoujin2470

    @PolarBearChoujin2470

    29 күн бұрын

    It's common enough for them to have a recording booth! 😂😂😂

  • @themasterprocrastinator4933

    @themasterprocrastinator4933

    29 күн бұрын

    @@PolarBearChoujin2470 The idea that the recording booth is actually in the hospital😭😭

  • @devinhufford1126
    @devinhufford112615 күн бұрын

    When a person says "oops"🫢 When a doctor says "oops" 💀

  • @viihlaura

    @viihlaura

    13 күн бұрын

    love that this implies doctors aren't people lol

  • @theoutsiderjess4869
    @theoutsiderjess4869Ай бұрын

    That diss track was diabolical

  • @Grandpa...

    @Grandpa...

    Ай бұрын

    More like diabetical

  • @timedforpress
    @timedforpressАй бұрын

    You stop watching Grey’s Anatomy for like, two seasons, and you completely lose track of the plot lines.

  • @witchthief9735
    @witchthief9735Ай бұрын

    The patient vibing with the lyrics killed me 😂😂

  • @VioletTheGeek
    @VioletTheGeekАй бұрын

    The patient lying on the bed and grooving cracked me up!😂

  • @bartrese

    @bartrese

    Ай бұрын

    That was my favorite part 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @abhipshadas6150
    @abhipshadas6150Ай бұрын

    Yeah, Dr Mitchell's probably released a follow up diss track by now...

  • @ville__

    @ville__

    Ай бұрын

    Who asked + my content is better and beyond Marvelous. The opinion that you have does not matter, Cry me a river!! LOLL

  • @PolarBearChoujin2470

    @PolarBearChoujin2470

    29 күн бұрын

    They probably called it 'Malpractice'.

  • @panenby3184

    @panenby3184

    29 күн бұрын

    Hello fellow Army ✨

  • @DorkyMagicianGirl
    @DorkyMagicianGirlАй бұрын

    As a resident, let me just tell you that the attending physician wouldn't care what the chief resident thought. Otherwise, perfect video. This is exactly what being a doctor is like in real life

  • @Grandpa...

    @Grandpa...

    Ай бұрын

    pretty sure the doctors are also residents here lol

  • @shoepixie

    @shoepixie

    Ай бұрын

    O no

  • @user-ev3mf2hx5u

    @user-ev3mf2hx5u

    27 күн бұрын

    I imagine the real diss tracks are about patients, because some of the patient stories we EMTs have heard while chatting with the nurses are wild. 😂

  • @thomasdjonesn
    @thomasdjonesnАй бұрын

    Hospital workers do be talkin shit tho

  • @jennzifur

    @jennzifur

    Ай бұрын

    We sho’ do 😂

  • @Sidzee256
    @Sidzee256Ай бұрын

    Jokes aside, Stanzi looks gorgeous. Loving the hair

  • @ville__

    @ville__

    Ай бұрын

    Who asked + my content is better and beyond Marvelous. The opinion that you have does not matter, Cry me a river!! LOLL

  • @PolarBearChoujin2470

    @PolarBearChoujin2470

    29 күн бұрын

    I never realized she has tattoos before!

  • @GodOfMoonlight
    @GodOfMoonlight16 күн бұрын

    “We gotta stop dropping diss tracks at works guys ✋”

  • @rooney6521
    @rooney652117 күн бұрын

    Not the patient vibing lmaoo

  • @Cattailsix
    @CattailsixАй бұрын

    "Dr. Mitchell, a life saving surgeon? More like the 40 year old virgin He wants to talk about me leaving scars? When his self medication is him stumbling out of bars Stumbling out of his marriage leaving home the missus Now his wife and kids left him saying "We don't miss yas." I guess that's the price you pay for the money and the maim When malpractice suits roll in I wonder who it is they will blame?"

  • @martaleszkiewicz5115

    @martaleszkiewicz5115

    26 күн бұрын

    OOOOOOOOHHHHHH 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @obehiikhigbonoaremen1241

    @obehiikhigbonoaremen1241

    26 күн бұрын

    🔥 🎉🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🐲

  • @Freyvia
    @FreyviaАй бұрын

    Poor appendix - took one for the team

  • @tamarjonelle9746
    @tamarjonelle9746Ай бұрын

    Ok but Stanzi looks hot as a doctor!!!

  • @L_Maris

    @L_Maris

    28 күн бұрын

    She always looks hot as hell

  • @leftistsoup
    @leftistsoupАй бұрын

    WE GETTING OUT OF HARVARD MED WITH THIS ONE 🔥 🔥 🔥 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

  • @PurpleDream193
    @PurpleDream193Ай бұрын

    As someone almost a doctor, you'll be surprised at the amount of beef different specialties have, attendings frequently seethe at the name of several other attendings

  • @cupofmilkyway
    @cupofmilkywayАй бұрын

    By the way your hair looks amazing like this!!

  • @ville__

    @ville__

    Ай бұрын

    Who asked + my content is better and beyond Marvelous. The opinion that you have does not matter, Cry me a river!! LOLL

  • @annedavis3340

    @annedavis3340

    Ай бұрын

    I wish my hair looked that fantastic when I am lying on a hospital bed 😂

  • @Praneelchauhan-mg1hi
    @Praneelchauhan-mg1hiАй бұрын

    "I guess you chose to flat line" damn dr mitchell's on to something.

  • @MN-hv5xv
    @MN-hv5xv20 күн бұрын

    The patient said to hell with my appendix -get your lick back doc!!😂😂😂😅

  • @SanahSaysHello
    @SanahSaysHelloАй бұрын

    As a Chief Resident and a doctor, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.

  • @huntermastin3581
    @huntermastin3581Ай бұрын

    The new rap beef. Pin please? 2.6k is crazy

  • @ville__

    @ville__

    Ай бұрын

    Who asked + my content is better and beyond Marvelous. The opinion that you have does not matter, Cry me a river!! LOLL

  • @veona599

    @veona599

    Ай бұрын

    That rhymed?

  • @ville__

    @ville__

    Ай бұрын

    Who asked + my content is better and beyond Marvelous. The opinion that you have does not matter, Cry me a river!! LOLL

  • @ville__

    @ville__

    Ай бұрын

    Who asked + my content is better and beyond Marvelous. The opinion that you have does not matter, Cry me a river!! LOLL

  • @yogurtfrog-zn8yn

    @yogurtfrog-zn8yn

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@ville__ bro what's wrong? Who hurt you?

  • @ImmortalChaos
    @ImmortalChaos13 күн бұрын

    Putting the hip in Hippocratic Oath🎧

  • @harshitasrivastava
    @harshitasrivastava20 күн бұрын

    Okay but that diss track was on fire 🔥

  • @NearsightedNarhwal
    @NearsightedNarhwalАй бұрын

    “Guess you chose to flatline” OH MY GOD 😭

  • @portiagroom5017
    @portiagroom501715 күн бұрын

    Kendrick Lamar would be proud

  • @thewatcher4352
    @thewatcher4352Ай бұрын

    I can't wait to hear Dr.Pine's diss track, please give us a part two!

  • @user-zl7bm7bv7p
    @user-zl7bm7bv7pАй бұрын

    The Dr's own patient vibing to his diss has to hurt the most

  • @meredithgrubb4497
    @meredithgrubb4497Ай бұрын

    The patient just jamming 😂😂😂😂

  • @nyome5086
    @nyome5086Ай бұрын

    "He ate, I fear" 💀

  • @all-Mad-Here
    @all-Mad-HereАй бұрын

    Is nobody talking about the hilarity of “scrub in to the recording booth”?? 😂😂

  • @MxkoTsunxmi
    @MxkoTsunxmi17 күн бұрын

    "He cooked him" 😭

  • @tdkofsteel
    @tdkofsteelАй бұрын

    Lmao the patient vibing while being semiconscious

  • @ville__

    @ville__

    Ай бұрын

    Who asked + my content is better and beyond Marvelous. The opinion that you have does not matter, Cry me a river!! LOLL

  • @roniii735
    @roniii735Ай бұрын

    Not the patient vibing lmao

  • @skullslace2426
    @skullslace2426Ай бұрын

    That was great. Poor appendix, the real team player here.

  • @nbarnes6225
    @nbarnes622518 күн бұрын

    I work at a medical clinic. Imma start making diss tracks about asshat patients and drug reps. 😂

  • @ChineduOpara
    @ChineduOpara16 күн бұрын

    This is actually brilliant lol

  • @PicassosSister-rj5zp
    @PicassosSister-rj5zpАй бұрын

    Stanzi just flexed her writing skills and no one noticed.

  • @MacaroniCheese.
    @MacaroniCheese.Ай бұрын

    Me sitting here with appendicitis: 👁️👄👁️ Edit: Turns out I don’t have appendicitis, just inflamed lymph nodes.

  • @PIZZAloverNUMBERS
    @PIZZAloverNUMBERSАй бұрын

    Crazy how underated this is

  • @stapler942
    @stapler94217 күн бұрын

    "And Dr. Pine said...Nothing you residents, Dr. Pine is busy, he's locked in paperwork."

  • @JuniperDenn
    @JuniperDennАй бұрын

    I feel like every research conference I go to has this energy 😅😂

  • @carlciulla6546
    @carlciulla6546Ай бұрын

    SCRUB INTO THE RECORDING BOOTH😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jessachi
    @jessachiАй бұрын

    We needed this absolute gem 💎

  • @dazaisdepression
    @dazaisdepressionАй бұрын

    It may be 12 am but I'm laughing my ass off

  • @Average_yellow_dinosaur
    @Average_yellow_dinosaurАй бұрын

    The expression on the nurse's face as she read the track though

  • @driaLOVES
    @driaLOVESАй бұрын

    Definitely sending this to my surgeon father!!!!!

  • @TheJadedJames
    @TheJadedJamesАй бұрын

    This Drake/Lamar beef is a content goldmine

  • @StrawberryStarfruit9
    @StrawberryStarfruit918 күн бұрын

    So that’s why it took 2 days for my appendectomy to get scheduled 🤣

  • @bartrese
    @bartreseАй бұрын

    THE PATIENT VIBING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JiveCinema
    @JiveCinema18 күн бұрын

    "He ain't never dropped a real bar" 😂💀

  • @gheata_playz874
    @gheata_playz87429 күн бұрын

    The patient is the star of the show, love how understanding she is

  • @renakellner4448
    @renakellner4448Ай бұрын

    You look radiaaant! Also the the cracking voice of the patient 😂

  • @sarahglover3286
    @sarahglover3286Ай бұрын

    We need to hear both tracks!

  • @amemooress6291
    @amemooress6291Ай бұрын

    The patient vibin to the dis track killed me 😂😂😂

  • @muffinmonster5404
    @muffinmonster5404Ай бұрын

    Bars literal Bars :0

  • @kingkat_
    @kingkat_8 күн бұрын

    if this was the plot of grey's anatomy, i would never be able to step away from my screen

  • @Ler-ky1tz
    @Ler-ky1tzАй бұрын

    At the end, I thought the rival doctor dropped ANOTHER diss track (because of the loop)

  • @dr.anaB777
    @dr.anaB77723 күн бұрын

    Diss tracks are basically two guys writing poetry about each other.

  • @qtpi1
    @qtpi1Ай бұрын

    that was good af

  • @qtpi1

    @qtpi1

    14 күн бұрын

    *curtsies*

  • @ashleyknight7073
    @ashleyknight7073Ай бұрын

    I mean he’s right, patients about to flatline lmao

  • @D.I.V.A.Journey3758
    @D.I.V.A.Journey375815 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @soupingg
    @soupinggАй бұрын

    not the patient vibing 😭

  • @Max-pr4iq
    @Max-pr4iqАй бұрын

    The chief resident would be furious if they took the diss track without a response, what will they do if it affects the hospitals reputation

  • @WizardToby
    @WizardTobyАй бұрын

    We gotta stop releasing diss tracks at work guys xD lmaooo

  • @brianmclain1955
    @brianmclain1955Ай бұрын

    So this is how you get barred from practicing medicine.😂

  • @ghostguy312
    @ghostguy312Ай бұрын

    this feels like the plot of a scrapped house md episode (compliment)

  • @lulufan100
    @lulufan100Ай бұрын

    I mean, it's better than being difficult and passive aggressive, indirectly affecting the patient. Dr. Pine got permission 😂

  • @TeeJaySmall
    @TeeJaySmallАй бұрын

    I was hoping you’d weigh in on this lmao 😂 love how you always find a creative angle!

  • @randomS-bj5rv
    @randomS-bj5rv16 күн бұрын

    the fact that "pine" is a code name in our friend group

  • @destrorso2505
    @destrorso250529 күн бұрын

    To be fair Doc. Mitchell is the goat, he saved a guy after he was shot in the head

  • @kayleighfuria819
    @kayleighfuria819Ай бұрын

    The chillest patient ever

  • @icemagiciangh3268
    @icemagiciangh326828 күн бұрын

    Finally, an explanation as to why it takes so long to get assistance in ERs. Everyone is preoccupied with making diss tracks.

  • @boppingfairyLaD
    @boppingfairyLaDАй бұрын

    But now I really wanna hear the diss reply laid for Dr. Mitchell!!!!

  • @gheata_playz874
    @gheata_playz87423 күн бұрын

    I love how the patient was vibing 😂

  • @Joe-gq2kv
    @Joe-gq2kvАй бұрын

    Rappers should replace diss tracks with KISS tracks where they hype up the other rapper and compliment his physique and personality. The other rapper responds by sloppily frenching his "rival".

  • @Starrie-o
    @Starrie-oАй бұрын

    As a person who waited a whole day in the hospital to get my appendix out, I would have enjoyed it more if I knew the docs were making a counter diss track lol

  • @quietestkitten
    @quietestkitten18 сағат бұрын

    I love your sense of humour so much

  • @lovelyjuliexo
    @lovelyjuliexo28 күн бұрын

    *LMFAO* the patient vibing to the diss track 😂

  • @solong_abigail
    @solong_abigail29 күн бұрын

    “I won’t be able to sleep if you’re not home” literally my grandma, she’s not overbearing tho, she just cares for my mom a lot and she won’t go to bed until my mom is safe at home 🥹

  • @alygreg5557
    @alygreg555722 күн бұрын

    WE GETTING SUED FOR MALPRACTICE WITH THIS ONE 🗣🔥🔥 Can't wait for the attorneys to drop their diss track

  • @martaleszkiewicz5115
    @martaleszkiewicz511526 күн бұрын

    Not even the patient vibing 😭😭😭

  • @violetgray6384
    @violetgray638420 күн бұрын

    I can't wait someone drops that hot instrumental "BBL Dr. Pine"

  • @serendipity827
    @serendipity82729 күн бұрын

    "he ate, I fear" in the background made me cackle

  • @Alderwood69
    @Alderwood6922 күн бұрын

    Savage diss track tho, the patient is a real one lmmfao

  • @logansimmons3199
    @logansimmons3199Ай бұрын

    "scrub into the recording booth" is wild

  • @LazyBluStar
    @LazyBluStar22 күн бұрын

    Lmao the patient is a real one he gets it

  • @aced2728
    @aced272828 күн бұрын

    That line about the DNR was fireee