That is one power move tho. “If I’m gonna die I’m gonna leave chaos in my wake and make them regret taking away everything I had to lose.”

@TreeHairedGingerAle

Жыл бұрын

It's aspirational, and I love it 👏🏾✨🎉

@ajstudios9210

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me a bit of 13 Reasons Why.

@KerryLuckett

Жыл бұрын

RIGHT?!

@miste0red

Жыл бұрын

"Have fun hashing all of this out"

@_nob0dy_297

6 ай бұрын

Fr

“W-W-Women say crazy things- R-R-Right you guys?” ~ Lord Wellington • 2023

@Houseless_socialist

Жыл бұрын

Lord Wellington isn't the executioner. The executioner has the knife in his hand

@BatmanBitch

Жыл бұрын

@@Houseless_socialist Thanks, I fixed it!

@lolofthecentury1529

Жыл бұрын

Do they? Yes

@ThatJackWrites

Жыл бұрын

1623* lmao

@rebekahherskovitz6060

11 ай бұрын

Not to be confused with his brother, Beef Wellington

“Did you find god up there?” SENT ME FLYING

@PichuElric

Жыл бұрын

There's a reason both god and gspot start with the same letter

@banana_365iguess

Жыл бұрын

​@@PichuElric 💀💀💀

@gloomycutie

Жыл бұрын

well did YOU find God up there?! 🤔

@Lordoftheferrets

Жыл бұрын

Not with the number of likes

@ocinidolegna

Жыл бұрын

nice icon, karkat :D

This exactly what Petronius is said to have done: since Nero wanted him dead, he cut his own veins and then put a torniquet around his wrists, then went to the last party of his life and partied hard. In his will, he put all of the sordid courtly gossip he knew, "narrating the scandalous vulgarities of the prince [Nero], including the names of his lovers, his whores and the singularities of his perversions." Icon.

@MirageAtPlay

Жыл бұрын

..... Petronius is a Harry Potter spell you cant convince be otherwise.

@Lix88

Жыл бұрын

@@MirageAtPlay You cast it, and you become the sassiest person ever lol.

@angelux2793

Жыл бұрын

​@@MirageAtPlay Petronius is also the name of a patron saint of.. 'Bologna' 😂

@jeninavalira6724

Жыл бұрын

I don't know if I love more Petronius for being such a king or you for bringing me Classical content in unexpected places. Thanks, Lix! 😆

@kendallsmith1458

Жыл бұрын

"Hey man, why your fingers turning blue?"

this is even better than the shorter version 💀

@Powerpuffgworl

11 ай бұрын

1.4K likes and no comments, allow me to fix that :)

@erensfreedom112

11 ай бұрын

@@Powerpuffgworl Why thank you.

@vazzy2.0

10 ай бұрын

2.2k likes and two comments 🤨 no no no no that won't do🤭

@Tt-sSb

8 ай бұрын

Frfr 😂 😭 The tea is HOTTER than before (;

@ObjectShowFan128

6 ай бұрын

3.3k likes and 4 replies? Ima change that

I love the smash bros announcer voice: *_SIR HENRY IS SLEEPING WITH HIS SISTER_*

@riyak.7393

Жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@Wertsir

6 ай бұрын

_INCEST BABY JOINS THE BATTLE!_

@oak..

5 ай бұрын

​STOPPPPPP 😭😭😭😭😭😭@@Wertsir

@pyotrtchaikovsky1840

3 ай бұрын

Lmao, smash bros, yeah that makes sense

@slingyman23

2 ай бұрын

Don't you mean smash sis

Me If I was accused of witchcraft in the 1800's

@Kyle___Broflovski

Жыл бұрын

Real.

@denegwynn2869

Жыл бұрын

1600s

@justindixon1586

Жыл бұрын

Same you can accuse me of witchcraft but I’ll sure as hell accuse the minister of spreading so much clap it’s become applauds

@AbsoluteSpaceBitch

Жыл бұрын

Yep, seems accurate!

@feathered_turtle

Жыл бұрын

*when

Honestly, if I'm being executed, I'd take as many people as possible along the way as well.

She found no tea about the executioner, meaning the executioner is good to go 😂

@hummingbirdgirl0720

11 ай бұрын

What if the executioner is related to one of those people?

@TimTheEnchanter0

10 ай бұрын

He was a commoner

@hummingbirdgirl0720

10 ай бұрын

@@TimTheEnchanter0 he probably feels secondhand embarrassment at the most than

@ronnieloveshorror

5 ай бұрын

​@@TimTheEnchanter0he gets free tea to spill with his commoner family

@kawaibakaneko

17 күн бұрын

Don't make angry the guy who can turn a quick death to a draw out spectacle

Fun fact: according to Puppet History, this is sort of how the Affair of the Poisons got started.

@viv7810

Жыл бұрын

You mean weird history?

@bellatrixareforkids7406

Жыл бұрын

​@@viv7810 I think both talked about this at one point, but puppet history said it almost word for word.

@kathypince515

5 ай бұрын

SHANIACS BOOGARAS AND COWARD SHITFISH UNITE (PS: ghosts ARE real)

0:50 I don’t know why but the look on the executioner’s face kills me every time! 😂

@pearldoug4277

6 ай бұрын

Because he's curious of how it works. 😂

@TheRedGhost_

Ай бұрын

Bro fr went 😒🤨😳👀

@aili_not_ally

Ай бұрын

He's like "promise?"

The part where she says "Is blood thicker than water? ...its up for debate" gets me everytime

We need to see this guy and the head of the church together. NO, we need a series to know what de fuck happened here.

@Sqooshyfroog

Жыл бұрын

Yessss this would be such a great series

@connortg5

Жыл бұрын

...they had gay sex there's your answer we don't need a series to figure that out moving on

@wasifabul2545

Жыл бұрын

Joanna’s back story you can’t convince me that isn’t Joanna spilling the tea before being killed

@elenachristian9860

Жыл бұрын

De fuck is what happened there.

@captainacorn2088

11 ай бұрын

@@wasifabul2545 I could see it

When you wanna slay before you’re slain

U never dissapoint how u come up with those ideas 😂

@hafsa_xoxo

Жыл бұрын

Whys yumeko jabami commenting on a KZread video

@gheata_playz874

Жыл бұрын

​@@hafsa_xoxo chaos

@yumekojabami233

11 ай бұрын

@@hafsa_xoxo because i can?

@hafsa_xoxo

10 ай бұрын

@@yumekojabami233 yh babes it's a joke x I wasn't trying to offend

@yumekojabami233

10 ай бұрын

@@hafsa_xoxo oh nah u good my bad im just too blunt sometimes

“It’s a family affair” 💀😭

I’m so so glad there’s an extended version of this *chefs kiss*

Ok, so this woman is definitely Joanne. You can't tell me that's not her. 😭😭

@TreeHairedGingerAle

Жыл бұрын

Just the origin story we needed! 🥳✨

@FeathersOnFire

11 ай бұрын

Now we know why satan chose Joanne

@rllgr3356

8 ай бұрын

LLLLOOOOOOOOOREEE HECK YES!!

@user-cm8di3eb2t

2 ай бұрын

Joanne's portfolio was this? No wonder she got hired...

@shaelynnthomas5963

27 күн бұрын

Joanne's origin story, Yes!

"You have a hole and you should use it" ICONIC

I love how she was like “yeah I’m calling you out but I don’t really care. You do you”

Right.. you guys?

she really said “those without sin cast the first stone”

Lol I think they lost all motivation to follow through the execution 😂

Unfun fact: the only way to get out of an execution in the Salem with trials is blaming someone else.

"Did you find God up there?" gets me every single time HAHAHA

This is “my shift is over right when something catastrophic happens” dialed up to 11.

This is the level of petty I aspire to be.

I was like: "How do you out someone while not being homophobic?" Little did I know that Stanzi was on the case!❤💀

That one friend that knows every gossip in their town

Next up...the Lord Wellington saga....PLEASE!😂

She dident just spill the tea,she spilled the whole tea party.

Well, at least she got all that out of her system before the old head chop. 😂😂🤷‍♀️🤣🤣

Oh my god, the ad before this video was a prayer ad 😭

@NotSoMuchFrankly

Жыл бұрын

...and Mother Nature laughed

I was really hoping for more noble tea to be spilled 🤣🤣🤣🍵😂😏

@unknownpasserby7405

Жыл бұрын

Nobili-tea*

It took me a while to realise the Lord Wellington one😂... Her ✨Dark Humour ✨ is another level

@mistydragonfan1008

Жыл бұрын

I guess you could say Lord Wellington was in a *S T I C K Y* situation 😂

@thatpancak3

5 ай бұрын

Can you guys explain? 😀

@harmony687

5 ай бұрын

​@@thatpancak3 It basically means that lord wellington did the deed with the church head... like they both males but still did it

@thatpancak3

5 ай бұрын

@@harmony687 they did s**?

@harmony687

5 ай бұрын

@@thatpancak3 Yes

I absolutely LOVE her wardrobe. every single one of them looks so good😍 keep up the good work Stanzi

Don't go out with a bang, go out with nuclear devastation

I LOST IT WHEN SHE SAID "you got a hole and you gotta use it, right?" 💀💀💀💀💀💀

SHE TOOK EVERYONE DOWN! THE FAMILY AFFAIR JOKE THOUGH- 💀

Damn totally wanna do this at my funeral (id probably be killed twice if that happened lol)

@nathannightfall

Жыл бұрын

If you get to speak at your funeral, I'm pretty sure dead is not a problem for you.

@glasscardproductions4736

Жыл бұрын

I assume you meant on your deathbed, but at your own funeral sounds more badass.

@NotSoMuchFrankly

Жыл бұрын

@@nathannightfall You get Morgan Freeman to recite your eulogy. The most sonorous fukyu ever!

The last bit reminded me of why joking around about guys doing it with each other has always been a meme, especially when it’s about calling out members of clergy and/or powerful people for being hypocrites 😏

Records shown that lord Wellington’s hair turned white while the witch during her execution

@NotSoMuchFrankly

Жыл бұрын

Wellington got burnt like a steak during this one.

Stanzi honestly looks hot asf in wellington's costume

I really enjoy the extended sketches. It's great getting to see more content!

"holy moly" absolutely KILLED me

I got an ad for therapy as soon as the video ended LOL

Joanne's backstory I don't care that's totally Joanne, Satan's future assistant

Bahahaha just in time for the anniversary date of the execution of Anne Bolein. Love that irony and love your work, girl! 🤟👏🔥

Stanziiii 😂💀 as someone who would absolutely have been tried as a witch all I have to say is: work

Like the guy whose last words, when put before the firing squad, waited until they said "aim" and shouted "FIRE!!" Here, ya' get to take some of the fkkkrz out wit' ya', tho😈

We need a spinoff of Lord Wellington and the leader of the church

Thank you so much for the extended version. Your short video was so funny. This is even better

Time for a lord wellington backstory series! 🙃

The only way to go down tbh 😂😂😂

A condemned woman after my own heart.

This is one of my favorites so far

Anyone else keep rewatching when you have no tea yourself or just me

Girl taking all them down with her 😂

*wheeze* 😂✨ PER-FUCKIN'-FECTION!!✨😂

Damn that was cruel, do that again

She might've lost the battle but she won the war

Always hilarious but those nails are gorgeous

“You have a hole and it should be used” these are words that everyone can benefit from

I like how she sounds like a news reporter

0:50 the executioner's expression 😭

you know what if something like that happens to me and they offer me my final words I probably do the same thing, if not worse

Ooh, icky 😂😂😂

We need to see Satan meeting this lady lol

I want the town backstory now😂

“You have a hole” *executioner is shooketh* 😂

"You have a hole, and it should be used" 💀💀💀

"Any last words?" "Yeah." "What?" "OBLIVIATE!"

Stanzi I love your outfits! I just want to raid your closet and your content is always amazing. Thanks for always making my day better.

If I'm going down, you're all coming along.

This is so amazing. Honestly just make a side character in a historical show and let them do this, this is too amazig

This is literally out of one of the 1800 tv series with like 8 seasons worth of politics and relationships 😂 this is amazing ❤ I don’t watched them btw

I've done this during other's attempt wt socially executing me. 😂 Within reason, after I recognized not being in a toxic, but healthy villainous mindset, and energy instead. It was very good for me.

0:49 I hadn't cackled SO loudly in so long!

"U have a hole and it should be filled" The executioner: hold up-

If she wasn’t accused of witchcraft, she will be now lol

If I'm going down, you're all gonna wish you came with me!

"Did you find God up there?" Stanzi I love you so much. If I could, I would hug you

My god. The acting was good 😊

If I'm going down, a lot of you go down with me 😂

If I was in the 1500s this is the way I wanna go out, AND NOBODY CAN ATTACK ME FOR IT

Anyone noticed that Stanzi rhymes with tea?? Very fitting if you ask me. 😅😅

Stazi you're an Icon

oh my satan there's an EXTENDED VERSION???? what a slay

Always fabulous 💯

Dear Stanzi, mentally I’m not in a good place and I am in severe anxiety over my health. I want to thank you for making me smile ❤

Or "Is blood thicker than water? Not in this familiy!" . . . iykyk

Omgosh I love your videos 😂

She's gorgeous and hilarious. Keep up the good work!

If this is the time period i think it is sleeping with your sister isnt that weird

@comradewindowsill4253

Жыл бұрын

nahhh that's been weird asf for a long time

Based on the names, they are most likely English nobility, so if this skit is set after 1534, Lord Wellington is getting it on with the ruler of England.

But again "No one will take you're word against the word of Sir Henry Simmerson!" Proceeds to get beaten by a priest

This is my favorite. Watched it a million times

i thought i'll find something darker than netflix blackwashing but i love this keep it up fammm : D

Going out like a god damn boss 💪

“Peace and love and I’ll see you in hell” 😂