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@Mynameisrandomman661

8 ай бұрын

Alright I’ll do it Edit:I didn’t do it lol

@avian.shmavian

8 ай бұрын

Snake memes or rodent memes

@SuperProbablyLvl

8 ай бұрын

day 15 of asking for geometry dash memes

@Kittycat69420

8 ай бұрын

Plane memes 2

@acknant9863

8 ай бұрын

day 6 of oddly specific

If people tried to free a serial killer because he was ‘too cute’, then using that logic, I’d get the death penalty for jaywalking.

@yeeteater51

8 ай бұрын

RIP 💀💀

@xXInk_blotchXx

8 ай бұрын

Nah pretty boys for life🖐

@user-dl8qw5ue7j

8 ай бұрын

by that logic, itwould be 1 second for you of prison for nuking korea in korea(:

@susancreature

8 ай бұрын

they would never take you alive so thats good tho

@kieranmcginley1262

7 ай бұрын

​@@user-dl8qw5ue7jAren't most Koreans ugly tho?

Just because you did it, doesn't mean you're guilty will be my new favourite line.

@Mynameisrandomman661

8 ай бұрын

Fr lol😊

@Mynameisrandomman661

8 ай бұрын

So guys I did it do a orphanage and I said this quote they still told me *5000 years in prison*

@_StarlightRose_

8 ай бұрын

Funny enough, that is how the legal system works

@Mynameisrandomman661

8 ай бұрын

@@_StarlightRose_really

@_StarlightRose_

8 ай бұрын

@@Mynameisrandomman661 yep, you're not guilty unless they can prove you did it And if they find someone else guilty, you are innocent even though you did it

Finally, hol'up memes that aren't ruined by a text to speech voice

@tibby4503

8 ай бұрын

This guy is like if a tts voice had a personality.

@RealbluesparkFN

8 ай бұрын

Accurate

@tisisajay

8 ай бұрын

Holup

@Mynameisrandomman661

8 ай бұрын

Fr

@heythislookslikeakidsgame

8 ай бұрын

he talks like a text to speech voice

He sounds slightly more energetic now.

@paulinelol3930

8 ай бұрын

Ye ikr

@Evil_kanye

8 ай бұрын

Yes

@BLOOD_AND_INK

8 ай бұрын

10:58

0:00 That's a genuine legal defense, it's called jury nullification. You basically argue that even though the defendant did the crime, he had a good enough reason, or the circumstances mean he doesn't deserve to be punished for it. Like when a dad walks in on his kid being molested and murders them on the spot, things like that.

@yaywippee

8 ай бұрын

best dad i've heard of ngl

@F.R.E.D.D2986

8 ай бұрын

​​@@yaywippeeThat actually reminds me, a couple of dads have done that. One was molesting the fathers 11 year old son, while on transit to court, the father shot him in the head, yes, there's footage. The other one I know of was a 5 year old girl, and when the father found out, he beat the molester to death. Both were let off, as the court declared they weren't a threat to other people. Aka, they had an actual reason. Quick edit: yes, it is satisfying to hear these cases 😊

@yaywippee

8 ай бұрын

@@F.R.E.D.D2986 hearing about this makes me unexplainably happy

@lynxii3234

7 ай бұрын

omg i read it as "dad molesting his kid" omg omfg

@Sizdothyx

7 ай бұрын

"Members of the jury, if the plaintiff truly didn't consent to every bone in his body shattered, his ability to eat reduced to mushed vitamins in the form of a paste through a straw and the sight of his right eye, would he not have chosen to forego attempting to sexually assault my client's wife in her office? Defense rests."

10:58 i like how pissed of he is, that's probably the most ammount of emotion he's ever shown

@paulinelol3930

8 ай бұрын

I loved that part lol

@Straykidssecondfather

Ай бұрын

Lol same

"Just because you did it, doesn't mean you're guilty" BRB gonna burn down an orphanage.

@soumilghosh5156

7 ай бұрын

You ain't guilty

@ericstrumski9787

Ай бұрын

It was actually the orphan’s fault for being there in the first place

@Seungmins_lefttoe

Ай бұрын

Dw the police will tell their parents about the loss Oops they don’t have any

You can see the terror in his eyes on the thumbnail. with all his soul and being he would rather stay in prison than get caught by those thirsty bastards

9:45 "by any standards, it was a work of superlative genius, showing a complete and absolute mastery of human affairs." I think thats pretty good

@everyonesplace1267

7 ай бұрын

mine was uhhhh “And the bottle of arsenic in my vanity.”

@JuliaMcDermott-os5pu

7 ай бұрын

Mine is “ when asked about the rival canonical approach, seen by many as the rightful heir of wheeler philosophy of quantizing geometry” makes sense cuz I’m 13 and aro&ace

@BC-cf9uc

7 ай бұрын

Mine is The President says, "George, I'm sorry but tens of millions must die." Im reading Atomic Habits by James Clear

@Myexistenceisirrelivant-

7 ай бұрын

Mine said: ' "What did that mean?" ' I thank Hermione for such wisdom, she truly does have such amazing words on my love life. 😌

@mtejaswini1989

7 ай бұрын

Mine was ' Argentina, Australia, Austria and India are some examples of federal government'

You know you're lazy when even the fitness app gave up on you💀💀💀

@charlescalvin4657

8 ай бұрын

0:34

5:13 Lmfao shaq looks like hes about to release his wrath💀💀 Bro done had enough💀

15:14 I appreciate a good salmon run joke

@Purp1e_

5 ай бұрын

i was playing literally playing splatoon when i saw this meme

10:57 I finally spotted it! It's the smudge on the "4" dice next to you.

@Oscribus

8 ай бұрын

you _know_ the meme is bad when Vaaz gets offended.

for some reason i find his voice is soothing but he also makes the memes funny at the same time

9:44 Escalators may be designed to give you potential energy, but with the help of some simple mechanisms, you can make the escalator give you electrical energy.

The shrek being 3D printed makes it so much funnier for some reason

7:43 "The trouble with senators..." Very true.

5:49 did no one notice the rock's 3rd hand 💀

@Teejay735

7 ай бұрын

AI art be like that at times😂

9:44 ‘No.’ Explains it very well 10/10

9:47, "Pick up a book closest to you, go to page 206. the first sentence explains your love life." Bro, mine said "Fill in the blank" 💀💀

As someone that turned into a hol’ up after watching this, I can confirm these made me hol’ up

9:43 'she was ready to kill someone to protect him'

@georgeridden1705

6 ай бұрын

What book? WHAT BOOK!?

9:45 I picked up the three books closest to me. Closest: "I listened to my heart throbbing, the pulsing of blood in my neck" 2nd Closest: "You picked the wrong pig by the tail." 3rd Closest: "Nein."

Remember kids: in court, it doesn't matter what the truth is, what matters is how much of it you can prove.

8:06 that ending hit me like a flashbang.

9:43 “Gregor Mendel’s experiments show how inherited characteristics can skip a generation, suggesting the action of “particles” later known as genes.”

Page 206 of Steppenwolf: You would be checked and blinded at every turn by what you are pleased to call your personality. It's depressing how accurate that random sentence is in every way...

When I go somewhere the first thing I’m going to say to someone is “ just because you did it doesn’t mean your guilty “

9:46 'Poe serves the most beautiful-looking lobster pasta dish I have ever seen, garnished with basil leaves and fresh parmesean and even truffles!' How the fuck does that describe a love life

"Did you say bride?" 9:45 I don't think I'm getting married any time soon but this line was from Percy Jackson: The Sea of Monsters.

@pandon_the_youngest290

6 ай бұрын

i got Percy Jackson and the gods of Olympus (other language so the tile might be off) and mine was " She changed herself into a cloud of salt water vapor and sped towards the sea, where she found Briares the hundred-handed." Dam idk what Im doing but that wild

@frostyhannah

6 ай бұрын

@@pandon_the_youngest290 🤣

@SMILEYFACE3412

2 ай бұрын

LOLLL which godly parent is your father if you had to pick??

@frostyhannah

2 ай бұрын

@@SMILEYFACE3412 Hades 😆

@SMILEYFACE3412

2 ай бұрын

@@frostyhannah SSAAMMEE

15:14 THE THING FROM SPALTOON

zombies and mumies are slightly different: zombies are fresh or fermented, mummies are pickled & dried.

@zycloack8124

8 ай бұрын

Ah yes, may I have 1 fresh human and one dried human pls.

@Chrisspru

8 ай бұрын

@@zycloack8124 *you get a freshly infected zombie and a mummy*

0:35 Literally me and my friend last night. He held a funeral for me then "dissected" my body afterwards

1:31 is literally the definition of 'skill issue'

@SCP-Foundation-Sans

7 ай бұрын

Last word before your head explodes "do I detect a... SKILL ISSUE?!??!?!??!!.!!!?!?! 1!! 1? 1!

@TheOneTheOnlyShadowedWCUE

4 ай бұрын

​@@SCP-Foundation-Sansthat makes zero sense

@user-yx3mz9ss7e

2 ай бұрын

​@@TheOneTheOnlyShadowedWCUE what makes no sense? The comment or that sans is working for the SCP foundation

The first sentence of page 206 in the book closest to me is "the oscillations of the eerie screeching note"

9:39 i picked up a book closest to me, skipped to page 206, and it says " The view was okay, but if there's anything I like less than a confined space. it's a confined space six hundred feet in the air ". IM DEAD

"I mean he did kill a family of six but I swear he ain't guilty" Larry L Archie 2023

"this is just FUCKING rude" best line ever

By using the logic of them trying to free him because of him being "too cute" then i'd get either a life sentence or a death penalty because of littering

9:47 the book is "Inside Microsoft SQL Server 2005" the explanation : SELECT* FROM x WHERE NOT EXISTS I find this troubling on many levels...

Nike is not said like "Mike", it's "Naiki", the shoe is literally named after Nike, the Greek goddess of Victory.

7:56 "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie."

9:40 "you have no special qualifications" the return of the native by thomas hardy😭😭

Page 206: ”When does he arrive?”

4:47 NAHH this wilding💀

4:36 bro if i ever have a chance to use that line im definitely doing it

9:46 He was a key player in the revision of RAF and US Air Force Tactics, commanding the Tangmere wing of three squadrons as they prowled over the Channel looking for the enemy.

9:38 "yet stonefur's skills had not deserted him" idk either, yes it is warrior cats:the darkest hour.

1:14 as a Hispanic yes indeed youve just summoned our wrath

The page 206 one i tried, it was the bible "your closest family member will turn into your owner" or smth 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@wacasommerfell469

8 ай бұрын

I got something from Bill Brysons "Body" it was about primates evolving comunication to warn each other of impending danger.

9:39 “And put it at risk, every good thing she has done for you has been cancelled out by every bad thing she has done to you.

17:14 The reason why it's so fun is because English is just Dutch with some French in it. Making it remarkably similar, yet differant all the same.

6:56 I eat kosher and I still thought that was ham 😂

9:40 "The table lists the number of members in each section of the choir." - Fundamentales of Math second edition

@eclipse2257

8 ай бұрын

I think its a ‘the world (table is ur otster’ idea

1:32 welcome to Sword Art Online. If your hp reaches zero, the NerveGear headSet will fire a dense microwave signal into your skull, destroying your brain and ending your life.

ive been under the weather so ive been binging for 4 hours straight

I tried doing the turning to page 206 thing and the closest book to me was a chess strategy book. The sentence “ knowing how the minor pieces move won’t enable you to use them in a proper way.”

@___catchmeifyoucan___

7 ай бұрын

Honestly I didn't want to but my curiosity, "Ben turned and smashed his way into the bushes, lumbering along in a direction he hoped was west." Not sure what that means? (The book is It by; Stephen King.)

@birdlord4210

7 ай бұрын

9:38 for me so I don’t need to go back and watch the video again so I can find the one post to remember what it said

@birdlord4210

7 ай бұрын

@@___catchmeifyoucan___ Dendrophilia

@DestruoTheWithered

6 ай бұрын

"I heard Sonsie has gone and you've got a poodle, said Angela." My brain needs explanation.

@pandon_the_youngest290

6 ай бұрын

hey thats accurate for me

Baked beans

9:43 The antonym of assent is dissent; its homophone is ascent, "the act of climbing or ascending." That's pretty good for a grammar book if you ask me.

The one with the bus moving and then there's just a pic of Snape before he dies made me say hol' up, wait a minute... something ain't right.

12:25 “never back down never what?”

15:30 that took me off guard 😂

Once someone mentions how phones never pop-up in your dreams, you start to have dreams with your phone in them All the time, it's just that your phone is completely useless for some reason.

9:45 stepping carefully over the road that separated these books from the rest of the library he held up his lamp to read the titles -Harry Potter and the sorcerer's Stone lol

"Rowley wasn't comfortable wearing one of mom's dresses, so we settled on some yoga pants" Fuck, Im gay💀💀💀

9:38 The closest book to me was a recent Ripley's Believe It Or Not book, and flipping to Page 206, the first sentence is "Canopy Cone - Peeking above the treetops of Gisselfeld Klosters forest in Denmark you'll find a strange structure that looks a bit like a giant ice cream cone!" What does this mean?

@RAYDENBRYCETCO

8 ай бұрын

your date will be eating many ice creams

12:42 I got: "Women are the best characters in my life"

2:22 i mean, it does sound like something they would do.

6:56 my skinny ass also thought it was fancy ham 9:38 I picked up the goblet of fire and got "What are you doing?" 😭

As a hol’ up I can confirm.

@Mynameisrandomman661

8 ай бұрын

Fr

@Mynameisrandomman661

8 ай бұрын

Real

@evit0l

8 ай бұрын

same broski

20:58 similar thing happened to me. I was born in a restaurant called lobster cave and it’s my parents fav

9:44 Mine's 'forgetting exactly what i'm doing' 🤣🤣

7:36 What else did he expect her to do? Drop on the floor and die?

@Ledinosour673

7 ай бұрын

*so you still haven't lost your innoscence Good for you*

9:53 What’s wrong with that one? Like what’s the hol up?

@afreakingtree

7 ай бұрын

Maybe he was selling it?

@Hdiwkendjodowendhiekwne

2 ай бұрын

He said wife AND family, meaning he has a separate wife. Idk that’s just what I figured.

The musterd in my coffee one made me audibly gasp

17:58 bri said all hail shrek

Nah people are down bad 💀 14:27

We should have already known this by now 2:42

9:46 The sentence is "the round part of a jellyfish that pulses like a heart---its the only part you can touch without getting stung."

9:45 "He was dimly aware of an ominous muttering all around the walls" My love life will be me hearing sounds the walls?

100% of the muffin. Full commitment. No hesitation.

@Mynameisrandomman661

8 ай бұрын

Lol

@jamesfreeman3617

8 ай бұрын

I mean the muffin did have its wrapper on

7:31 you know I like posts like this because it takes me so long to get that it makes me more confident in my asexuality.

6:56 .....I thought so too. People gold wrap a bunch of weird sh*t.

1:54 *halo 3 ODST smooth jazz intesifies*

0:27 "there is no similarities between us and gamers" is everyone gonna ignore the fact he called us and himself serial killers

3:02 that's distractable for real

@aaryakasegaonkar3120

8 ай бұрын

THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY

did the 'flip to pg 206' thing and its my history textbook. sentence was; 'resistance to slavery grew'

5:36 DAMN IT SETHSLY YOU ARE BLOWING OUR COVER.

3:41 sounds like my ex wife. Was she a ginger?? 😂😂

@Mynameisrandomman661

8 ай бұрын

Lol

10:30 “From Earth”

0:07 he understands that the rations will see a cut

3:37 Having to deal with the social security office or DMV also does that. That jellyfish thinks it's special but it ain't!

Hey, VaazkL i appreciate your work man 🙌

9:38 “Christian Community Bible” “This is the law for animals and birds and for every living creature that moves on the water and crawls on the ground.” I think it’s gonna be an animal.

@krasistefanovlol

8 ай бұрын

i got "everyones a genius." on that one, whats my love life

@RAYDENBRYCETCO

8 ай бұрын

A nerd probably@@krasistefanovlol

@RAYDENBRYCETCO

8 ай бұрын

Or just a smart person

@krasistefanovlol

8 ай бұрын

@@RAYDENBRYCETCO could be

I did the book one- 9:45 - got “he knew it was stupid.”

5:22 OK BUT THAT BABY IS THE BABY FROM A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS

First sentence on page 206 is your love life: “defensive structures could be seen:there was a part of a wall with towers that had once reached all the way down to the sea” 💀💀💀

@chimkencaesarsaladman4343

8 ай бұрын

Can I take a guess is that eragon?

@user-yh1nm1vy3i

8 ай бұрын

@@chimkencaesarsaladman4343 nah, it’s about Ancient Greek warfare🗿

@chimkencaesarsaladman4343

8 ай бұрын

​@@user-yh1nm1vy3iah damn, fair enough though

This made me hol’ up

9:47 He was devestated by what just happened. IM CRYING