I want a horse with a short skirt and a looooooong jacket.

@armleg

2 жыл бұрын

I want a girl with a horse skirt and a long jacket

could the McElroys create a horse so beautiful, majestic, discreet that even THEY couldn't end up destroying it?

@BestBetterBestest

2 жыл бұрын

No. There is no horse they can't destroy

@sophiabrown5144

2 жыл бұрын

@@BestBetterBestest and won't destroy

I want a horse with a mind like a diamond. I want a horse that knows what's best.

@krahefish

4 жыл бұрын

personally i want a horse with shoes that cut and, dare i say, eyes that shine like cigarettes.

@user-wm1em1rg4p

3 жыл бұрын

So you're saying you want a horse with a short rein and a looooong saddle?

@Dylan_Platt

3 жыл бұрын

My first car was a white Chrysler LeBaron

@thegoodboi3779

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t know about you guys, but my horse NEEDS a smooth liquidation

@goldengear1000

3 жыл бұрын

you KNOW that horse’s gotta have those good dividends

The reoccurring horse based humor is honestly my favorite thing they talk about

@anabsolutenightmare

Жыл бұрын

These guys are being possessed semi-frequently by the spirit of a 9 year old horse girl

Discretion for Miles is a great horse name

@nora_adora

3 жыл бұрын

specially if your name is Miles

@Arrakiz666

3 жыл бұрын

Doesn't beat Worldwide Webster: The Internet's Horse, but it's up there.

i searched for this bc in my class notes abt atoms i wrote "discrete orbitals" and drew a horse and i didnt remember at all what it was but felt like it was mbmbam

@candyh4284

2 жыл бұрын

that's just a very mcelroy phrase

the beginning of Garyl

Hasbro *did* make a couple of horse Transformers back in beast wars. *Three* if you count a giraffe as being a horse.

@alexcotton4888

5 жыл бұрын

GoldKnightProduction I don’t

@mikehenderson7907

5 жыл бұрын

Why would you count a giraffe as a horse?

@keithmelon428

5 жыл бұрын

If giraffes are horses would that also mean that giraffes can be counted as half a mule.

@samtdec

4 жыл бұрын

I do

@GoldKnightProduction

4 жыл бұрын

@@samtdec Good news; the giraffe is the one that can become a tank.

1:58 I thought he said "and no bones" for a second and I was a little terrified

The brothers brainstorm Garyl

"I think I need a proud... um gelding" That ain't an ideal Stallion. Not anymore....

I don't think the Mcelroy boys know what personality traits are

"I bet you won't fucking kill me Wilber, you Damn coward." -Mr. Ed as he lays with shattered legs

*and thus Garyl was born*

I would love to see this animated

This kills me every time I hear it

@owenw.1643

6 жыл бұрын

imperial guard i hope not, you must have died a lot of times

Towards the end they end up inventing Garyl

Why has no one animated this?

It's just bojack horseman at this point

so fucking discrete

"Hey horse, why did you tweet the picture of my weiner".

And so fucking discreet

I want a new horse, one that won't make me sick One that won't make me crash my horse, or give me that four-feet kick

Travis what

Is this where their horse love began?

What’s with the fatphobia and beastieablity jokes?

@scj8863

2 жыл бұрын

It wasn't "fatphobia", it was a joke about how a horse wouldn't want to carry a lot of weight. I didn't catch any bestiality

@IHateGenericCereal

2 жыл бұрын

imagine calling a horse joke either of those, god almighty

I hope the biased against fat people thing was just a joke. It was hard to tell.

@conner.j.a.wilson

4 жыл бұрын

Fay-La-Mii Justin calls himself fat enough that I’m pretty much certain it was.

@chantalbellmont6937

4 жыл бұрын

The first 100 or so episodes are a little iffy. They get better over time.

@Mcwollybob

4 жыл бұрын

@@chantalbellmont6937 I've noticed that. Thankfully they're better in current episodes. However, I still have a feeling they don't realize fatphobia and weight discrimination exist since most people don't in the first place.

@Mcwollybob

3 жыл бұрын

@@baums547 Gotta listen to the connotations, tone, and subtext, my buddy.

@Mcwollybob

3 жыл бұрын

@@baums547 He says he doesn't want the horse to be racist and wants it to love all humans, but then says it can be biased against fat people. That is a double standard based on weight. Contrasting loving all humans and being allowed to have bias against fat people also means that the two are opposites, so he's saying the horse doesn't have to love fat people like it does the rest of humankind. This singles out fat people and labels them as "Other." When he says "love fat people," he doesn't mean "not prefer." He means the literal definition, as that was the definition used in the rest of the sentence and that context. Negative bias, which is what he's referring to, is also an example of bigotry. If you are racist, you have negative bias against other races that aren't your own. He's saying it's okay for the horse to be fatphobic. Fatphobia and weight discrimination are real forms of oppression that are thoroughly normalized in society. Many early and even newer episodes of this podcast had fatphobic parts despite Justin being fat due to his internalized fatphobia. This pattern further leads the viewer to believe that this was an example of fatphobia. This is not about health. This is not about how much a horse can carry. Justin didn't even define what weight limits he meant by "fat," so even just slightly fat but still able to ride a horse is included. Please research the topic of fatphobia and weight discrimination before assuming this is not an example of those forms of oppression. It is important to think critically about the media we consume, no matter that media's intentions.