*Please, Daniel, we can't keep doing this.*

@akirah4419

6 жыл бұрын

thesecondthiscommentloadedhe said it at 2:26 kill me

@nr5k1

6 жыл бұрын

Roxas Watson THERES A PLACE I KNOW THATS TUCKED AWAY, A PLACE WHERE YOU AND I CAN STAY

@sageisokay1689

6 жыл бұрын

*SHRIMP HEAVEN NOW*

@-pastelak-7339

5 жыл бұрын

Nør 5k1 WHERE WE CAN GO TO LAUGH AND PLAY AND HAVE ADVENTURES EVERYDAY!

@OleanderFaye

5 жыл бұрын

@@-pastelak-7339 I KNOW IT SOUNDS HARD TO BELIEVE BUT GUYS AND GALS IT'S TRUE

I really, really hope that Daniel wanders the internet 20 years from now and encounters the joy that he brought to hundreds of thousands of people

@jasonhanlan999

2 жыл бұрын

I hope he explains it

SHRIMP HEAVEN *NOW*

@peachibread1983

5 жыл бұрын

GIVE ME MY DAMN SHRIMP

@shallowsuns

5 жыл бұрын

GIVE THE MAN HIS DAMN SHRIMP

@cherrychumz3082

5 жыл бұрын

*PLEASE DANIEL WE CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS*

@Peach-ht2nr

5 жыл бұрын

Shrimp Jesus

@amisharme744

5 жыл бұрын

*SHRIMP J E S U S*

I live in Michigan and love going to new farmers markets every other week. Every time, every single time, i pass a shrimp cooler, the thought enters my mind. Is this it? Is this where little daniel cried out for shrimp heaven? I'll never know, but i wonder

@MineGames131

4 жыл бұрын

You gotta ask.

The funniest part of this entire joke, second only to 'Daniel we can't keep doing this' is the first time Griffin says 'Shrimp Heaven Now' as if he's pitching it to a board room

@JonDundas10

3 ай бұрын

That's my favourite part. He just let's it marinate

i feel like people would want to recite this and i need this as well sOOO I am a cashier at a fffarmers market in Michigan. We sell a huge variety of stuff, including fresh shrimp. Today a toddler walked by our shrimp cooler and started- *[Cue laughing]* You have to read it read it read it read it. I can't- That's the problem with reading a few words ahead, is that sometimes I can mess myself up while I'm trying to read it good, we- *[Intense wheeze]* We sell a huge variety of stuff including fresh shrimp, today a toddler walked by our shrimp cooler and started chanting, "SHRIMP! HEAVEN! NOW!" Emphasis on the now, eventually leaving his mother to say, "Please-" *[Wheeze]* "Please Daniel, we can't keep doing this." *[Wheezing and clapping]* What is shrimp heaven? Why does Daniel need it now? What are my responsibilities in this situation, if any, I'm confused and delighted by this sloganeering child, but I fear something darker may lay under the surface, that shrimp Jesus will return. *[Wheezing and laughing]* Alright, let's take it- Shrimp! Heaven! Now! Let's all take a minute and collect ourselves and appreciate how good this child is, and how good the situation is, alright. alright ur welcome this hurt me mentally and physically

@lorelaimorace-kk1xz

3 ай бұрын

I LOVE THIS

My interpretation has always been that Daniel wants to give the shrimp last rites, thus permitting their souls to enter heaven. This of course requiers buying and then not eating the shrimp, which is why they can't keep doing this.

@thelesbianthatsforeveralon4713

5 жыл бұрын

*E*

Shrimp Jesus *will return*

@emberlynnmccarty3147

5 жыл бұрын

Owen Loves Connor In Avengers Endgame

@milomixesmilk3672

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god spoilers

@L-sillybrained

2 жыл бұрын

Squill

_Oooh Daniel, don't you know what that's worth?_ *Shriimp heaven is a place on earth*

@thehammurabichode7994

4 жыл бұрын

@Allen Halterman Who's spirit possessed me to make me say this

shrimp heaven when?

@cherrysda7815

6 жыл бұрын

Shrimp heaven N O W .

@maephobic

6 жыл бұрын

*N* *O* *W*

@sarahvatalaro1066

6 жыл бұрын

*N O W*

@_ioana_9602

5 жыл бұрын

*N O W*

@-pastelak-7339

5 жыл бұрын

*FUCKING NOW*

Please, Daniel, we cant keep doing this. Shrimp Heven *Now*

@thelesbianthatsforeveralon4713

5 жыл бұрын

*E*

I appreciate the narrative here that this boy just wanted to instigate a heaven for shrimp, and came to the logical conclusion that the shrimp merchants would be the people with the power to do so. He's performing some sort of 1-person protest, demanding an afterlife for these poor crustaceans.

@keenfrizzle

2 жыл бұрын

Speaker for the Shrimp

SHRIMP

@wowthatsprettycoolhuh

6 жыл бұрын

HEAVEN

@GlowOfFarore

6 жыл бұрын

NOW

@shrimpyy771

6 жыл бұрын

please Daniel we can't keep doing this

@Cinnaschticks

6 жыл бұрын

wHAT IS SHRIMP HEAVEN? WHY DOES HE NEED IT NOW?

@finntheboi6992

5 жыл бұрын

WHAT ARE MY RESPONSIBILITY IN THIS SITUATION IF ANY

My lover's got humor; she's the giggle at a funeral. Knows everybody's disapproval; I should've worshipped her sooner. If the heavens ever did speak, she's the last true mouthpiece. Every Sunday's getting more bleak; fresh poison each week. We were born sick; you heard them say it. My church offers no absolutes; she tells me "worship in the bedroom." The only heaven I'll be sent to is Shrimp. _Heaven._ *_Now._*

@allisonhomiak2336

2 жыл бұрын

Shrimp Heaven Now! I'll worship like a dog Or slo-ganeering kid I'll tell you my sins In front of all these fresh shrimps Offer me that deathless death Daniel, we can't keep doing this! Shrimp Heaven Now!

@Sarah-sj6lj

2 жыл бұрын

you are under arrest

@Silverwind87

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sarah-sj6lj oh no i hope you don't cuff me and push me against the wall

@twojuiceman

7 ай бұрын

Take me to shrurch

So, is there a "Prawn Hell *LATER*" And if so what is satan? What kind of shrimp is the "shrimp jesus"? DANIEL EXPLAIN

@sunnyeversole3656

4 жыл бұрын

you have 69 likes congratulations

Omg wait imagine... Good Place animatic "Please Eleanor we can't keep doing this"

i both love and hate how quickly the brothers disregard the possibility that “shrimp heaven now” could be a religious conviction rather than a proclamation of hunger. why would a toddler be familiar with heaven as a word and concept if that toddler were not religious? it’s equally possible that daniel believes the shrimp, in their tanks, exist in a limbo or purgatory of sorts: they can neither live freely in the ocean, nor rest peacefully in our stomachs. thus, the tank is a prison from which daniel wants to liberate/deliver the shrimp

Shrimpin' ain't easy

as a Daniel, I can't keep doing this now.

@loocifer999

4 жыл бұрын

Yes fellow Daniel. We can't keep doing this

*Crustacean Ascension Hence?*

S H R I M P *H E A V E N* *_N O W_*

@kittensinstars

5 жыл бұрын

Please.. Please Daniel we can't keep doing this.

Daniel’s Shrimp Religion vs Travis’s Mango Cult, who would win

Honestly I feel like the real story behind it is the phrase of “I’m in heaven” when you’re eating something really good and so when Daniel says “Shrimp, heaven, now” he really wants to just indulge himself in lots of shrimp

Ok but imagine Daniel: KOOL-AID!! HEAVEN!!! NOW!!! David: _please Daniel we can't keep doing this_

@mikey8107

6 жыл бұрын

B-atiful! YES BOIIIIII THIS IS CANON MAKE IT CANON

@LeChatonAvecUnFouet

6 жыл бұрын

I CRIED

@peppergameplay_thebetterve3629

6 жыл бұрын

B-atiful! YASSSS

@pheonixbanks2845

5 жыл бұрын

XD

@deadinsideinc.2969

5 жыл бұрын

Max: BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!

*ah ah ah god doesn't make any mistakes*

Every so often when I'm walking from class to class in my school there will be a resonating echo of "SHRIMP". Heads perk up and there is a split second of anticipated silence followed by "HEAVEN" and "NOW by two other people. It makes the school days a bit more bearable.

I still choose to believe that that child was advocating, demanding, even, for a heaven for shrimp.

shrimp. heaven. n o w

@spicy_egg_

5 жыл бұрын

hello excuse me *_do I see a connor there_*

*The shrimp cult has risen.* *THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING*

Listening to this when it first came out from the boys and just knowing the feeling "THIS SHIT IS B I G." is amazing...

This inspired a lin Manuel Miranda song. Let that sink in

@catgod2.0

5 жыл бұрын

What song was it?

@larurentius

5 жыл бұрын

@@catgod2.0 kzread.info/dash/bejne/jKh2o86DYNK0p84.html

@catgod2.0

5 жыл бұрын

Laurentius thanks! that song was amazing 😂😂

@rowanrichman1934

5 жыл бұрын

Lin Manuel Miranda was their friend before Hamilton came out

Daniel: "SHRIMP. HEAVEN. *NOW!* " Hosuh: "Please Daniel we can't keep doing this-" If anybody knows these two I love and respect you-

@bluu_bear9405

4 жыл бұрын

Y.E.S But I imagine Stephen being daniel.

@bezmagica

Жыл бұрын

Man

*Please Daniel...We Can’t Keep Doing This...*

I saw this before I knew who the McElroy brothers were and just looked it up and I’ve been hit with whiplash

I need to know if Daniel's mother has ever found this segment, I would give anything to see hers and Daniel's reaction XD

@AnnabellaRedwood

7 ай бұрын

It would be gold!!!

Actually, The bible says that eating shrimp is a sin *so I think* Daniel is trying to protest against God saying that shrimp belong in Heaven NOW!!

SHRIMP! HEAVEN! NOW!

Daniel is in the shrimp cult Camp Camp fans???

@LeChatonAvecUnFouet

6 жыл бұрын

YES

@rylied7407

6 жыл бұрын

Yes

@ddaqhs

6 жыл бұрын

YeS

@RamzGuy

6 жыл бұрын

The secret ingredient for Daniel's kool-aid is shrimp heaven

@sarahvatalaro1066

6 жыл бұрын

AyYyyyYYyyY

When I first saw this, I thought it was pretty funny, but I wasn’t very familiar with the McElroys. Now that I’m _deep_ into The Adventure Zone and love the hell out of these guys, for some reason I find this bit to be a thousand times funnier XD

those 5 dislikes were from daniels mom and his other family members

@spillywater_

3 жыл бұрын

Hey ralsei.

“Kristen Bell in a tv show about shrimp heaven” ...did they just invent The Good Place?

I thought about camp camp when I heard the name Daniel. OMG HE'S IN THE SHRIMP CULT! That's why he's sacrificing children! To appease shrimp Jesus!

Does this child know the impact he has had?

Here’s my guess. Heaven was explained to this child and then the idea of animals in heaven was brought up and the answer was, well some animals. Which then lead to, only animals you pray for. Which lead to this child’s half person crusade to save all the shrimp. It’s a command like an annoyed mother. SHRIMP. HEAVEN, NOW…

I am so glad that we named our son Daniel.

This is, to this day, my favorite my brother my brother and me moment.

Can we appreciate that at one point Justin was laughing so hard he became Taako when he tried to speak?

THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF WAS CAMP CAMP AND THAT MAKES IT SO MUCH FUNNIER AHAHAHAHAH

Everyone always asks what shrimp heaven is, but no one ever asks how shrimp heaven is 😔.

These laughs were incredible

I was eating cookies and I almost fucking died

If shrimp jesus exists. Does shrimp satan exist?

Shrimp HEAVEN *N O W*

okay but like shrimp, heaven, now, and kristen bell is literally the plot of the good place travis was on to something

0:51 That Elmo laugh 😂♥️

these are the kinds of things I stumble upon at 4am that I truly appreciate

*Including Fresh Shrimp.*

Ah yes, this is the kind of content I love to see on my recommendations

Shrimp Jesus *INTENSIFIES*

Travis sounds like fucking Elmo in the beginning

i feel like this is a vague reference to a free steam game

*Shrimp*👏🏻*Heaven*👏🏻*Now*👏🏻

S H N H E O R A W I V M E P N

art

Heartless fan here

SHRIMP! HEAVEN! *N O W*

0:49 sounds like elmo laughing XD

I have the t-shirt of this. I love it

shrimp jesus has finally made his return, , , on facebook

Their laughts scratch my brain

Daniel is going places

Shrimp *heaven* *_NOW_*

There once was a bitter sweet man and they called him lemon boy

Those 11 dislikes are shrimp Satan followers

@LuisSilva-xh4on

5 жыл бұрын

fuck they are for sure

Do you think this kid burnt down a red lobster??

Say this to your Google Home and thank me later.

Iconic

*Shrimp Heaven NOW*

Damn it Daniel.

SHRIMP. H E A V E N. *N O W.*

the fact that this happened after the tv show was made just feels weird considering the tv show does feel like a condensed version of mbmbam

Now there's a song about it

SHRIMP HEAVEN NOW😮‍💨

shrimp jesus lol

Shrimp, Heaven, *NOW!*

I wanna find the grocery store this happened at. it’s hallowed ground

the algorithm has spoken

SHRIMP! HEAVEN! NOWWWWWWW!!!!!!

shrimp HEAVEN *N O W*

Ralseis diary animatic? Anyone?

@mekothehusky389

5 жыл бұрын

@Your Pet grass YEs

Is it bad i came here from an Eddsworld animation of this?

I interpret this as the kid had a shrimp that died and he's just really mad

ShRiMp HeAvEn N o W

I'm here from Deltarune animation.

shrimp jesus will *return*

I am a cashier, at a farmers market in Michigan. we sell a huge variety of stuff, including fresh shrimp. today a toddler walked by our shrimp cooler and started chanting "SHRIMP. HEAVEN. NOW!" emphasis on the 'NOW' eventually leading his mother to say "please Daniel we can't keep doing this." - kzread.info/dash/bejne/opV71Metg9zKgLQ.html

God

Tell your Google home (or Google assistant) "shrimp heaven now" and see what happens.

S R I M P. H E A V E N. N O W.

I think the kid just wanted the shrimp to go to heaven because they were sad that they were dead?