Mayonnaise The Cat Episode 8 : Return of the Angry Astronaut
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@marinaosijek4149
Ай бұрын
Why don't the owners comb it regularly? The cat looks this miserable, scary and cold for sure.
@farrenrohana
Ай бұрын
Where do you get the blades/razor? Especially the blades?
@VelvetDraginfly
Ай бұрын
The matting behind the ears and along the back are because he is hiding Under furniture. A Big sign of Distress. same with diarrhoea. The new sibling may not be a good thing to him.
@astreetkidnameddesire4046
Ай бұрын
Knife / cut proof gloves should stop a cats claws & they're just an Amazon delivery away!
@ronellepatterson4176
Ай бұрын
Back in the day there was a song that said: You say no I say yes Girl, I bet I can make you sweat🤭☺️
You're naked as a jaybird, wearing a hoody and fishbowl, your paws are all wrapped, and you still try to fight back... Now that's SPICY! A real dedication to the thug life! 😂
@victoria-elliott-batman
Ай бұрын
Right! 😂
@voutsider190
Ай бұрын
🤣
@739-Jen
Ай бұрын
😂
@heatherfeather1293
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ItsJustLisa
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
You should make a calendar called " The Many Months of Mayonnaise," and put in pictures of all his best expressions from past grooms! I would so buy that! I would love to have 12 months of Mayonnaise screeching and shrieking cat curses! screams, and growls lol all in huge photos on my wall each month. It would make my day!
@stooglie
Ай бұрын
We need to make this happen
@caljones
Ай бұрын
That and the coffee table book of “not-so-happy happy hoodie” photos, and she’d be making some SERIOUS bank lol
@laura18093
Ай бұрын
Thanks for another Mayo adventure.....in how to stay safe while grooming a cranky cat...Mayo is definitely the poster boy , or should I agree with the others calender babe.
@ItsJustLisa
Ай бұрын
It could be a fundraiser!
@idalarsson4729
Ай бұрын
What a great idea! You have my vote 🗳!
"My name is Mayonnaise And I am so dramatic I act like I'm being keelled When in fact, I'm just matted"
@Elle-5187
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂👏🏾
@m0-m0597
Ай бұрын
00:52 00:52 00:52
@emilystudzinski6964
Ай бұрын
YASSSSS
@thatdawghouse
25 күн бұрын
Cats like fries 🍟😹
@bustsomecaps
24 күн бұрын
stupid comment
Vanessa, a little tip for a swatter cat to put a hand guard on your brushes. Get a 2 liter soda bottle and cut the top off. Put your brush handle through the spout area (trim that out if your brush handle is too large) and hold the handle on the inside of where the bottle was. Trim the bottle side around your wrist to create a guard like you would see on a fencing foil. That will give you protection from a cat that likes to swat and you still have a clear see through to manipulate your brush to get where you need too on the cat. Good luck.
@Eloraurora
Ай бұрын
I'd love to see the fencing clippers
@LegendHold1
Ай бұрын
@@Eloraurora It's not really possible to do it with clippers as the base is too large on them. It works with brushes pretty easy as long as they have a longer handle. But fencing brushes...yep...en'garde pussy cat!
@chinchillacrystal6899
Ай бұрын
This is brilliant 👍
@RayvenFeather
Ай бұрын
This is pretty genius actually.
@Hellyvella
Ай бұрын
I used to fence and, wow, that is a brilliant idea.
The king of chilli mayonnaise has once again graciously offered his presence to us peasants
@Woozlewuzzleable
Ай бұрын
My spirit animal.
@wayneessar7489
Ай бұрын
Spicy..!
@lisascott7180
Ай бұрын
😂😂
@AnikMonette
Ай бұрын
Is it me or he's been reaaally patient today? Edit: Wow! Halfway through the video and I'm not even slighty ear damaged!😂
@gregpendrey6711
Ай бұрын
Sister Spicy Aioli.
The return of Mayonnaise being angry at Vanessa.
@dlockern950
Ай бұрын
I’ve had three cats that had long hair, just regular ol’ cats. They were all so happy when they’d get shaved down.
@FaceBack2122
Ай бұрын
The video should've been titled Mayo Wars Episode VIII: The Fur Awakens.
@hubbival7325
Ай бұрын
@@FaceBack2122lmaooo.
@jennieshively3187
Ай бұрын
We Luv you Mr. Mayo!
@Obviously-Ollie
Ай бұрын
For nooooooo reason
I swear with these long haired seniors the matting just appears. My family has a 17 year old ragdoll and every night for as long as I can remember, he lays happily in my dad’s lap while my dad carefully works out the tangles in his chest and tummy. My mom usually does it during the day if she feels one starting. Without fail, this cat wakes up the next day with a dozen more. I’m starting to think he just enjoys the attention… ❤ I don’t think Mayo shares the sentiment😂
@Pita_Leela
22 күн бұрын
Sadly the senior cats aren't great at keeping up with appearance :( I'm learning that with two of mine . He smells and needs a bath and she gets matted lol
Mayonnaise is the very definition of never give up, never quit on a vendetta
I'm currently showing this video to the less agreeable of my two cats and saying "you see, Gustav? This is your future if you don't let me brush you. Is this what you want? IS IT?"
@rondaboze4622
Ай бұрын
😆🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😆
@trishasmith2303
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@YeshuaKingMessiah
Ай бұрын
IS IT? Yup I feel ya
@billikutta93
Ай бұрын
Watch out! They will take notes and see it as a to do list XD
@cottongreentea
Ай бұрын
Okay... this got me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I have said something similar to my Grandparent's cats when I was a teen. I can still see that sudden dead silence and then the "look" clear as day that one cat gave me and I swear I never felt so threatened in my life at that moment. His brother just accepted his fate, but this one? He was gonna rip me apart in the enclosed shower.
"You're rude." Mayo: "Excuse me? You are the one shaving my its and bits. Talk about rude."
@Wally535
Ай бұрын
Never heard “its and bits” before…so funny and descriptive!
@Silver_wind_1987_
Ай бұрын
@@Wally535bits and bites came to my head...when I read that.
@rosemorris7912
Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sarahwar3538
Ай бұрын
@@80s-90sfan This is a bit extreme, it's all in good fun. She takes good care of the pets.
@s0Shi
14 күн бұрын
I read “tits and bits” lol
Those mutton chops make him look like Chester A. Arthur, 21st President of the United States, and the answer to the question from "Die Hard III".
@chromicapop4595
Ай бұрын
He’s Chester reincarnated
He turned into a puddle of disgruntlement when the shaving started. Poor Mayo!
The most relatable moment for me, as a cat owner, was when Mayo is growling and hissing and Vanessa just says "yeah yeah yeah" and continues working.
@jessiehogue.
Ай бұрын
I love responding "you don't say" when a cat or dog is being hissy/growly with me.
@darid2616
Ай бұрын
@@jessiehogue. My fiance's rescue dog likes to argue with/growl at me sometimes and I always respond with "Excuse me! You wanna back up that attitude mister?" and he then always walks away grumbling like he knows he was being rude 😂
@jessiehogue.
Ай бұрын
@@darid2616 He might very well! Dogs are among the smartest animals on Earth. Which is in part why it's so much fun to talk to them, because... it really feels like you're having a full-on conversation sometimes.
@darid2616
Ай бұрын
@@jessiehogue. Oh totally! He's a heeler so he's a very intelligent breed already. We both joke all the time that he must have been a human in his past life and got trapped in a dog body and is still salty about it 😂
@jessiehogue.
Ай бұрын
@@darid2616 Sometimes when my parents' dog, Daisy, exceedingly barks at something - typically the squirrels outside their home - we tell her to calm down and be quiet. And then she lets out a smaller bark. We respond for her to stop, and then she makes an even more silent one, borderline a grumpy protest. She just really, really wants to get the last word in, lol.
Mayo: "I'd put up one helluva fight but the diarrhea and matting has diminished my power substantially..."
@emisthem6562
Ай бұрын
"... and this is only 10% of my power."
@giovanna722
Ай бұрын
He's not feeling too perky, I bet.
My elderly gentleman (Toby, 20) is a domestic shorthair. 4 years ago during covid there was a massive issue with my workplace using a cleaner that was so potent that many of the workers pets were losing their fur and getting itchy from allergic reactions to the remnants of it on their owners hands. My sweet boy was one of them. It was almost impossible to find somebody who would give him a bath so that he could finally have some relief. It's really distressing to me to know that people simply don't want to help cats, or don't know how to. There was a location I went to called "the pet groomer'. When I called they told me they only handle dogs. I asked them why then they decided to call themselves 'the pet groomer' instead of 'the dog groomer'. Toby is all well now and still going strong despite his age. Tldr, thank you for helping those of us who have no other choice but to potentially do it ourselves
@helenestiernstrand6575
17 күн бұрын
My cat has its hair falling out since 2 years. What was the cleaner they reacted to??
I love that Mayo’s mate came to his rescue. lol. When my hubby would pounce on me and tickle me, I would yell for help from my kitty Tigger and she bite her boy on the toe. It was hilarious. Don’t worry, I wasn’t crying, I was laughing from being tickled. Tigger was feisty ❤
@Blackcursed06
Ай бұрын
My cat would just bite whoever was screaming instead of who was tickling :DD
You would think by now Mayo would learn that threatening the groomer earns him the Bubble Of Shame
@tommyrq180
Ай бұрын
Perhaps it’s now the Mayo Bubble! He’s earned it! 😂
@Schnooks83
Ай бұрын
Maybe he always wanted to be an astronaut when he was a kitten so he likes the bubble?
@kingofravens215
Ай бұрын
Few learn their lesson in the bubble of shame honestly
@Mmm-nj5dk
Ай бұрын
No cause the stress is so high that there is no learning opportunity. Animals snap under stress, predators attack, and prey run away or try to die........but I would assume a groomer won't know all this.......looks above well-being!!!!!!
@Kris-wo4pj
Ай бұрын
@@Mmm-nj5dkhe was matted so he needed to be shaved. He is also a perisan a breed unable to clean himself properly he needs to be washed, brushed and sometimes shaved. Its about his well being not his looks.
Poor Mayo! Terrible tummy troubles one day, a bath the second day, and torture by the groomer on the third! Mayo is having a rough week! (Vanessa, you did a great job with the grumpy boy!)
"You're a jerk, you're rude, and you are mean and you hurt me..." BUT OH WE LOVE HIM THO lol he's the best worst boy. 😻
"You're rude!" *leaves with war wounds*
For whatever it’s worth, I think the cheek tufts suit him! Make him look like the disgruntled floof wizard he is.
@mollyollyollygosh
Ай бұрын
I cackled at floof wizard
@josieposie22
Ай бұрын
best comment ever 🤩
@deecooper1567
Ай бұрын
Hilarious 🤪🤪🤪👵🏻👩🌾❣️
@MonkeyJedi99
Ай бұрын
I keep expecting him to tell me about treatments for "diabeetus".
@RichardBetel
Ай бұрын
Agreed. The fluffy muttonchops suit him.
I had a rough, tough tomcat named Magellan when I was a kid. He didn't like anyone but me. Then a few years later we got a kitten (named Attila) and he tolerated him OK. Atilla had been found as a stray in a petting zoo so he had fleas and was FILTHY. I gave him a bath and big brother Magellan came FLYING into the bathroom trying to save the baby from me 😂
@jennstewart3003
Ай бұрын
Our cats and other dogs would hold vigil at the bathroom door anytime someone else was getting a bath. It was hilarious
@julieobrien4056
Ай бұрын
I love your naming protocol!! Magellan and Attila are brilliant cat names!
@Narangarath
Ай бұрын
@@jennstewart3003 Our late cat used to stand up against the side of the tub and literally scream for as long as it took for you to get out of the tub or until her voice got too hoarse, whichever happened first. 😂
@PietroCozziTinin
Ай бұрын
My darling FokYu always comes to rescue me when I'm in the shower.
@HAL-dm1eh
Ай бұрын
@@jennstewart3003 That sounds absolutely hilarious 🤣
So glad Mayonnaise is still with us. thank you for your service
There's a comment saying this cat resembles U.S. President Chester Arthur, and a comment comparing the cat's appearance to Martin Van Buren, another U.S. president. This channel's audience is unique.
@BLKPlutoh
2 сағат бұрын
The fact that those comparisons are so accurate makes it even funnier
Mayonnaise where have you been???? We missed you Mayo!!!
@CallieMasters5000
Ай бұрын
He's been busy hissin' and scratchin'. Taking care of business!
@TheRimute
Ай бұрын
@@CallieMasters5000 Also getting matted 😉
@MeagenImage
Ай бұрын
He would rather not be back here!
@Seeigh
Ай бұрын
he was getting his s*t done :D (hehe)
@littledarkbloom
Ай бұрын
We need more Mayo in our lives.
You talk to mayo more than any other animal you have groomed. The familiarity you have with him is part of why we like seeing The Mayo Diaries 😁
My 4yr old British shorthair SAVAGED me when I bought my little rag doll boy home, she forgave me but she still hates him 3mths on. If I were to bathe him, she would probably come in & try to drown him herself!
@bluecollarlit
Ай бұрын
Be sure to give Original Cat lots of attention. And talk to her about how you and she love the new one. Speak about Original Cat and yourself being a team together.
Mayonnaise sister coming to his rescue made me laugh out loud 😂
The story about mayonnaise’s sibling attacking the owner tickled me. The same thing happened to me 30 years ago when I bathed my daughter’s cat, Boots for fleas. He yowled and fought me as I tried to keep him in our bath tub. Then all of a sudden, our other cat, Mischief, came in and clawed my butt as I was bent over the side of the tub. This bathroom had two doors. If anyone had been watching, they would have died laughing to see me trying to hold Boots in the tub while pushing Mischief out of the bathroom with my foot and closing the door behind him. I knew I had to bathe Mischief next and was afraid he’d tear me to shreds. But when I put him in the tub, on the screen (so he could have something to hold onto with his claws), he just clung there and whimpered pathetically.
@kaerligheden
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 How I laughed imagining all of it!!!
@LaLayla99
Ай бұрын
Using a screen is a great idea!
@TheSeedsower107
Ай бұрын
Great story ,thanks for sharing ! : )
@hazelangus
Ай бұрын
What's a screen in this context?
@dovie2blue
Ай бұрын
@@hazelangusLike a window screen
Like most hustlers, Mayo doesn't like it when you call him by his government name "Mayonnaise". He already knows he's in trouble if he's on Vanessa's table, and then he hears his full name. 😢
@AnikMonette
Ай бұрын
And since he's been pretty tolerant today, I bet that what he did was pretty ugly and thus need to lay low for a bit...😂
@katherinebarlow6446
Ай бұрын
"Excuse me, you must be mistaken. You are supposed to be grooming a "Mayonnaise" but my name is "Aioli"
Mayo is just perpetually angry and I love it and I am always here for it.
Poor Mayo! Thank you to his humans for compassionate care for his health and comfort and for bringing him to you so often so we can all experience the Spicy Mayo
MAYO’S BACK AND SPICER THAN EVER!! 😂
@JohnathanSuperMachine92Mcbride
2 күн бұрын
Spicy mayonnaise is back
The hiss ... the growl ... and the bubble. Spicy Mayo at his finest.
@LoraFlowers1475
Ай бұрын
😂
I'm just impressed you can get a clean, even shave when he's loafing like that for the majority of the groom. GG, 10/10.
I love that he's yelling while doing elevator butt 😂
"I'd just like to go one time without leaving with bleeding cuts and scratches from you. Can we do that?" Mayo: *Angry* NOOOOO
Mayo is amusingly relatable. "Dammit, people. You know I don't want to be groomed."
When I was grooming, we called the matting behind the ears "Love Mats" because people tend to rub behind the ears of their pets, which causes matting over time. Some get absolutely massive, so we would try to teach our clients with that issue to pet and then brush out where they were clumping the fur with their fingers to help combat that.
Oh no, the bubble of shame. Poor Mayonnaise.
I think we all just appreciate knowing Mayonnaise is still okay. Poor spicy baby.
Oh... we gotta have Mayonnaise's sibling on the channel now after hearing that story😅😅😅
@Cheesycat948
Ай бұрын
Yes!!!
@annmariesloan8406
Ай бұрын
With the murder mittens clipped and the helmet in place first😂
He retorted “ I stress you out? How dare you madame! You don’t know what stress is! “ climbs into his carrier looking like a Boss. Mayo 😊
He’s such a good kitty!
Mayonnaise the angriest condiment cat XD We love him he's so beautiful
@sandragee2864
Ай бұрын
Maybe Mayo should be renamed Tabasco or Sriracha!
@sandragee2864
Ай бұрын
Mayo is a beautiful cat. But please chill! Miss Vanessa is trying to help you.
This cat just kills me. He goes from sweet Mayo to SPICY Wasabi Mayo in 0.02 seconds! Now he looks like the Cheshire Cat with those big ol' lamb chop cheeks! 🤣🤣
pushing away his bubbled head after he tried to bite made me crack up every time, like so calm because his efforts were totally futile
When we got my kitty shaved we specifically requested no lion cut cause we thought it looked dumb on her. Instead we requested "the boots with the fur" and she kept little booties ❤
He's such an angry little snot, but we love him to bits.
@giovanna722
Ай бұрын
I find him quite mild mannered. He's got the sweetest meow.
During the majority of the shave, Mayo just lay there like he'd given up on life altogether. Poor Mayo!! 😾
@jdevlin1910
Ай бұрын
@@80s-90sfan Get lost muppet
@YeshuaKingMessiah
Ай бұрын
His GI was felt bad He was out of sorts But last time he also got her rly bad so 🤷🏼♀️
@denverdubois5835
Ай бұрын
@@80s-90sfan Stop trolling. Maybe spend five minutes looking into how much Vanessa gives back to animal welfare and how much grooming she does for free, for shelter animals in need.
@denverdubois5835
Ай бұрын
@@80s-90sfan Oh, and look into the time Mayo was deathly ill, in the pet hospital, and his humans needed help with the huge vet bill from saving his life. Vanessa and her viewers raised the money and paid Mayo's vet bill in full.
@ItsPowie
Ай бұрын
@@80s-90sfan This person's a dishonest rage-engagement-farmer and nobody should bother responding to them. What they're saying is so obviously untrue to anyone familiar with Vanessa's content, so the only logical conclusion is that they're trolling.
IDK why but the "UGH i gotta send you home with stupid looking cheeks!" had me rolling Lol but the vet wrap is such a good idea thanks for sharing
I love how much effort you put into educating pet-parents Vanessa! 🥰 Whether it's explaining breed needs & health tendencies during your grooms, showing people what to look out for when handling pet grooming, or your upcoming course on helping matted animals, you're carrying out a real service to the community. 🏆 The great verbal humour & client shenanigans are always entertaining, and it's amazing what you're able to do in terms of help & free appointments for those with extra needs, but I feel like the educational effort is what really sets your channel far above others in this field? All part of your caring for the best welfare of animals - and their owners!
Note to self: make sure other cat cannot enter the room when bathing Mayonnaise
Mayonnaise has returned, and this time he's getting sideburns
@rwhist528
Ай бұрын
Those sideburns looks like President Martin van Buren. Lol😂
The love hate relationship you 2 have is perfect! You both love to hate each other! 😜
So I love watching the videos, and usually my husband does not partake in my enjoyment of insert animal name here getting bathed and groomed. But when he heard me come up the stairs, giggling about spicy mayo, the cat he sat and watch this video with me because we get so much enjoyment out of your cat grooms, we have several ourselves and watching someone else. Struggle gives us a little chuckle not going to lie. Thank you for bringing us together through happy hoodies, murder, mittens, and the rage cage.❤
He is definitely HELL-MANS Mayonnaise 😅
@denverdubois5835
Ай бұрын
LMAO
According to the late Lewis Grizzard, ...naked is the quality of being without clothing while nekkid is being naked and up to something. Here we have the nekkid Mayo
@rosemorris7912
Ай бұрын
I do so miss the fabulous Lewis Grizzard.
@noonierune6933
Ай бұрын
I did 't know he was dead. I thought he was so funny without being crude
The vet wrap for the front paws is such a good trick! ❤
Poor guy! He's gone need a sweater now!
"I have diarrhea! I feel like crud. And now the humans subject me to a bath at home, and then a shave at the groomers? I hate, with a hater's hateful hate!" LOLOL
There is a term in the UK called "being mardy" meaning"in a petulant bad mood,sulky or grumpy".So from now on I'm calling him Mardy Mayonnaise.He's still a beautiful cat though.Good job for getting out unscathed Vanessa.
@vaw796
Ай бұрын
Love it! I am British too and this word is very fitting for the lovesble, but Mardy Mayo. This is truly apt about the boy. His sibling's personality deffo rubbed off on him.
@barbarawiddowson635
Ай бұрын
@justmeherethereandeverywhere Mayomardi Di Catmeow?😁
I was literally rewatching your last mayo video yesterday and now this gem is here omg
I love him and have a boy who's so similar in personality! And I adore how you are with him and his parent(s), thank you for being respectful, kind and professional 😻
He's saying "oh the indignity of it all" "I'm naked again and my sibling is going to make fun of me" lol....
@chromicapop4595
Ай бұрын
My cat weird being groomed too
Vanessa: "he is much more outgoing for a shave" Mayonnaise: "and I took that personally" 😂😂
You aren’t wrong about Mayo continuing to be a spicy kitty! 💚💚
I cannot imagine the relief this cat must feel having all that matted hair off.
We are SO fortunate that our vet also does sedated grooming, otherwise there's no way our silky Maine Coon cat wouldn't be anything but one big matted ball of felt all year round. He recently got his first lion cut, and he's like a completely different cat. Those mats really do hurt, and made it so hard for him to run around, play, groom, or really anything except eat, sleep and be grumpy.
He looks like he just went splat the way he's laying!
@Julie-Anne60
Ай бұрын
🤣😂😅
@janetc3930
Ай бұрын
Yep, a splat of mayo alright! 😆
This cat is a hoot! Love your interactions and commentary as well.
What a sweet boy. Considering you annoyed him for an hour I think he was actually quite a good boy 😂
"That cat looks so chill today... Oh, nevermind."
If spicy Mayonnaise finds out that we laughed and commented here without rendering aid, he’ll be fluffin coming for us all.😮
@rondaboze4622
Ай бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😆😆🤪😆🤪😆😂🤣😂🤣😆
@AllTheHappySquirrels
Ай бұрын
We're just congratulating him on his world domination 😅
Using vet wrap is brilliant! Solves big problems!!! Excellent info!!!
You take such good care grooming him. ❤
Mayo just looks so humiliated, lol. "I am an apex predator! Unhand me!"
I was just watching another mayo video ten minutes ago thinking "I miss that cat." Lo and behold the mayo gods heard my prayers.
Just love how vocal and cute he is ❤️❤️
Patrick:Is Mayonnaise is an instrument? Squidward:No Patrick.Mayonnaise is a cat
Him going to bite and you just pushing his bubbled head away with the scissors is such a mood haha
Mr. May(o) in the month of May! also we are all sorry for your diarrhoea Mayo! 😂
@Forgottensnapdragon
Ай бұрын
Diarrhea
@celebgil_silverstar
Ай бұрын
@@Forgottensnapdragon the one you're correcting is the British spelling, both are correct.
@Forgottensnapdragon
Ай бұрын
@@celebgil_silverstar There shouldn't be an o
@Tegdirb64
Ай бұрын
In British English there IS an o!
@noreenmary3300
Ай бұрын
@@Forgottensnapdragon British English spelling is Diarrhoea. American English Diarrhea. 🙂
Never a dull moment with him.
MAYO! I'm always happy when you give us the Angriest Condiment :) It is amazing how house cats who don't particularly like each other will still express angry solidarity if they think one of their number is under attack. I had a similar experience many years ago, helping a friend give her new kitten a much-needed flea bath: the kitten cried non-stop, and the senior cat (who despised the kitten) came into the bathroom to denounce us all in the strongest possible terms.
@amethyst_cat9532
Ай бұрын
Cats abide by the "no one is allowed to bully them except ME" rule
@2crude
Ай бұрын
A most apt description (the angriest condiment) of the cat in question.💯
Well, rottweilers, huskies, Mayo... There's truly a lore building.
@mimisezlol
Ай бұрын
Don't forget livestock dogs
@Binstabih
Ай бұрын
The crusty poms have my heart too
I also had to groom my matted cat. I am so glad you are putting out the course. You are helping so many people and pets.
I love Mayonnaise's meows 🥹 May you live more than 20 years, sweet Mayonnaise 🍀
Everyone’s favorite cat is back spicy as ever
Vanessa, you're speaking so kind to Mayo. Mayo keeps saying "Fluffy off."
No words for this I love ❤️ it. Your awesome.
Oh Poor Mayo It Looks Like He's Just Given Up on Life
Okay, I have to clean and check emails and run errands and….STOP EVERYTHING!!! Mayonnaise is back. Must see TV.
Hahaha ... those side chops on his face - suit him - la cat equivalent of a cantankerous grouchy Squire from an C18th novel.
I learned so much from your videos. ❤
I love how the owners take such good care of mayo, but also know their limitations. What great owners, and what a spicy kitty!
I can tell you from personal experience that cats with long coats absolutely LOVE to have their coats shaved. It must feel amazing to get scratches and love after all of that fur is gone.
I love Mayo. Every time I see that little face it brings me so much joy.
THE KING HAS RETURNED!! 🤗
He looks and sounds SO defeated.............and then, the hiss.......