Vanessa: He’s fine Mayo: MURDER! TORTURE! CRIMES AGAINST NATURE! Vanessa: So well behaved Mayo: I WILL END YOUR BLOODLINE FOR THIS INSULT Vanessa: i really love his personality

@jupiterresident1537

3 ай бұрын

Hahaha, good one!🤣

@Sldejo

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@PolySammo

3 ай бұрын

Obviously you speak Mayo

@keishaizawesome2836

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Shestylez1988

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

"He's really being less spicy today." Mayo: "MEOW!!!!!" This cat's comedic timing is spot-on.

@ejrilling

4 ай бұрын

7:18 😂😂🤣

@lanceverity3693

4 ай бұрын

STOP MURDERING THE GODDAMN CAT!

@vickyschieman2694

4 ай бұрын

That was awesome, though I also loved his loud meow of agreement at 10:01 when she told him he was funny. And when he meowed loudly and (accidentally, I'm sure) flicked water at her with his paw at 9:48 or so.

@iAnasazi

4 ай бұрын

​@@ejrilling 7:14, actually

@KoalaHugs

3 ай бұрын

@@ejrilling That meow was like, "Someone CALL THE POLICE. HELP ME!"

That cat went through all the 5 stages of grief in the bath tub 🤣

@louniece1650

Ай бұрын

🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂💀💀💀

@panadocoughsyrup

Ай бұрын

The absolutely TORTURED cries 💀💀

Mayo should get an academy award for that bathtub performance. He put on extra drama by falling down when the water spout was on. LOL!!!

@CarminaVillamizarBeautyDiva

2 ай бұрын

I know

@paigem.6485

Ай бұрын

I have a cat that tries to kill me when I put her into her carrier for the vet (she was feral as a baby). Then she plays dead the entire time the vet handles her (seriously she falls over like Mayo did, goes limp and then never moves again - no matter what the vet does to her! ). Once she's back in the carrier and I pick it up to take her home she tries to claw me to death through the carrier sides!! As soon as we're home she jumps in my lap and demands pets and kisses. Cats are NUTSO!

@radman2

4 күн бұрын

Mayo: "Help me!! Help me!! She's killing me!! Call the authorities!!" Sorry Mayo, you're a Drama Queen 👑

Despite all his rage, he's still just Mayonnaise in a cage

@heatherw02hw

3 ай бұрын

Omg this is perfect 😭😭

@jennapecor1865

3 ай бұрын

Absolute perfection

@KellyeR1970

3 ай бұрын

Good one 😂

@elexisburton

3 ай бұрын

He’s just a little jarred about this. It was a squeeze to get him in the cage.

@beedo30

3 ай бұрын

Lmao, I said that in a billy corgan voice

The sheer horror on my husband's face when he walks in and only hears "can I shave your butthole?" 🤣🤣🤣

@crunchysscorpion

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@BobbieJeanM

4 ай бұрын

Hysterical!! 😂🤣😂🤣

@redhotcandy6629

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@ikawba00

4 ай бұрын

You just made my day with how funny that would be.

@ThePetWellnessCoach

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

“Stop yelling at me” and “I promise you you’re not dying” had me on the floor Vanessa!! 😂😂😂

@syntacticalcrab

2 ай бұрын

I say these things to my cat often. I'm usually not even anywhere near him. He just loves to be dramatic.

@vickiehurt2665

2 ай бұрын

@@syntacticalcrab And the funny part about it is they actually understand what you’re saying!! 🤣😂

I love hearing you tell Mayo he's a good boy. It's crazy to me how much a cat can respond to vocal praise. I know how different cats and dogs are so for the longest time, I never really called my kitty a good girl because it seemed strange to do with a cat. But when I started saying it one day, she started actually listening to me and doing the things I asked of her! She would even come to me on command without ever being trained to do so. I miss you, Teacup. Rest in Peace. 💔

@VelverElixir

Ай бұрын

I never understood why people don’t talk to their cats. I do it all the time and they love it. Mine chat right back at me, know their names, and often listen to what I want. Not every cat meows back but my baby girl trills and mrrs at me happily. My one boy even went deaf and so I make big hand gestures to get his attention so he knows I’m talking to it. I use some specific gesture commands and he still gets my meaning. Cats love being talked to.

Vanessa: "I don't have time to go to the emergency room today." Mayo: "It's fine, you'll be going straight to the morgue."

@crunchysscorpion

4 ай бұрын

Omg😂😂😂

@juliehutchison93

4 ай бұрын

Good one!! 😂😂😂😂

@thosechocolatebrowneyes

4 ай бұрын

Pin this comment 😂

@lisace1787

4 ай бұрын

😂😂

@LethalSaliva

3 ай бұрын

😆

Mayo: screams like hes being bathed in acid Vanessa: you're being so good 😅

@gyppygirl2021

4 ай бұрын

Good compared to how he usually is in the bath. :p

@videocritic2463

4 ай бұрын

That is a blood curdling scream, huge drama queen detected.

@LoveRemains

4 ай бұрын

That’s how you know that usually he’s 100x worse. 😆

@s_gar

4 ай бұрын

the way i cackled

@problem.skinnn

3 ай бұрын

Crying at this

The gutteral screaming followed by her saying "you're being really good" took me out 😂

Is nobody giving a shout out to the fact Vanessa helped save Mayo's life? 👀 she is already an absolute angel for working with many fur babies to ensure they have a healthy coat and skin, but to also donate/pay for the life saving medical bills of one of her beautiful clients? Can we get more people like her please? ❤

Vanessa : "Well, I'd rather have the claws" Mayo : "that can be arranged, here, come a bit closer"

@deadman-3964

4 ай бұрын

Mayo: So you have chosen death....

@chameleon2432

4 ай бұрын

😂

@margaretjiantonio939

4 ай бұрын

Remember, they're called killer mittens for a reason. On Mayo, they're deadly.

@perfectlyimperfect2368

4 ай бұрын

​@@margaretjiantonio939 Mayo is always ready to bring out the murder mittens! Lol

@J12ulz

4 ай бұрын

AhahhAhaaHHAhahahha

dying at the bits where she just perfectly rotates him 180 degrees on the table and he doesn't even shift out of loafpose.

@ArsStarhawk

4 ай бұрын

I loved that too. like moving a cake around to decorate it.

@AuntCathyPooh

4 ай бұрын

​@@ArsStarhawkRight? 😂

@MCat360

4 ай бұрын

Loafpose lol. I love it 😂😂😂

@aa-tx7th

4 ай бұрын

hes turtling it increases defense while sacrificing attack

@WalkthroughPlanet

3 ай бұрын

mayonaise is a fanged throw pillow, breed requirements include refusing to reveal their legs at all costs.

I see him actually doing slow blinks at you even when he's yelling dramatically, it's amazing. He clearly appreciates you even though he hates the process! You're probably one of his favorite people.

Very impressive how much you care and actually helped save the critter’s life. You are one of a kind, for sure. Thanks for sharing with us.

@SY-ok2dq

2 ай бұрын

I find it a little strange, worrying, that the owner did not pay for their own cat's lifesaving treatment. What if she hadn't voluntarily paid the bill out of the kindness of her heart? Also I wonder about how often and regularly they brush and clean Mayonnaise. Long-haired cats require a lot more grooming just to prevent mats from forming and to brush out shed hair. It's more unpleasant for a cat to have mats brushed out, than it is to brush them well, very often (so they don't form in the first place). Also getting them used to, and comfortable with bathing, is going to be better for the animal than having meltdowns at the groomers twice a year. The owner can make it a not unpleasant experience and ger their pet used to it, and keep them in better, cleaner condition. With my dogs I always wiped their buttholes after each poop (they got used to it and didn't make a fuss) and I wiped after they urinated. With long haired animals you'll need to trim hair very short back there so it's easier to clean and prevent matting causing a blockage over the anus.

@SY-ok2dq

2 ай бұрын

I grew up having to be extremely well behaved and never impose on others and to consider their comfort etc. before my own. So I would feel awful about sending my pet to the groomers and then they scratched up the groomer's hands and caused bleeding. I feel it's important to train your pets and to get them comfortable with situations like going to the vet or to a pet salon. It's not only better for the people who work there, it's better for your pet so they can get treatment with as little fuss as little discomfort as possible.

@StrawberryPigeons

2 ай бұрын

you actually sound like you have NO idea what you're talking about.

@vimto2838

15 күн бұрын

@@SY-ok2dqoh my yap

Mayo out here really answering the age old question "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" Yes. Yes he is. He sings the song of his people beautifully. 😂

@elleray9293

3 ай бұрын

I’m dead 😂😂😂

@emmarobinson3478

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@thenovicenovelist

2 ай бұрын

So Patrick was right? 😮

@user-lm9cg8wl3d

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love this comment! More than I should! 🤣

@shaggysunshine7441

2 ай бұрын

As I passed this comment it has 666 likes... im leaving it lol

Vanessa: Hes not dying, I swear! Mayo: She's lying! I'm clearly being tortured 😂😂😂😂😂

@casiecausley3837

4 ай бұрын

yep made me laugh

@natural4lifemiss

4 ай бұрын

🤣

@angelaparker8666

4 ай бұрын

The way he just fell over lol

Thank you for taking good care of Mayonaise. Especially when he almost died. Taking care of his medical bills. Vanessa you are amazing. Loving the animals you groom. I love your videos especially when you constantly talk to them and us. I have become alot more knowledgeable because of you too. I just love the spicy Mayo also. He almost had you fooled thinking he wasnt going to be spicy in this one, we just hadnt waited long enough. He is a beautiful cat. Thank you Vanessa for saving Mayonaise.

What I've learned after 30+ years of owning cats. It is far easier to get the cats to go into the crate if you put it out anywhere from an hour to a day in advanced of whatever appointment you need to take the cat to. And reward them going in with treats. It really makes life soooooo much easier. Ofc, when cats are already conditioned to the crate taking them to dreaded places... it makes it a lot harder.

He’s a good kitty. He held out as long as he could, used his verbal toolkit until he just had enough.

@LauraHorrorshow

4 ай бұрын

It’s true cats have a time limit! Some have a shorter fuse than others, though. At least Mayo is very clear and direct in letting you know “I am 100% going to bite and claw the ever loving piss out of you if you don’t stop that in 3…2…1…” LoL! My girl cat is a floofy spicy tabby like him. The problem with her is she will want love and pets, but only for a certain amount of time. If you pet her for even one second longer than she wants, she will rain hellfire upon you. The catch? You don’t get to know when that time is until it’s too late. 😂 And avoiding the pets all together isn’t an option either because she’ll scratch you for not petting her when she wants to be pet. She’s the worst. I love her. 🤣

@misteral9045

4 ай бұрын

But why is it such a torture though? There's like one animal on this channel who actually enjoyed it, and not because The Groomer treated him differently, he was just taught how to love baths.

@karannewton3481

4 ай бұрын

So true! One of my cats is the same. He gives you the look, the tail whacks and then he goes in for the kill.

@lexa2310

4 ай бұрын

​​@@misteral9045You'd have to desensitize them to water at a very young age. We did it with our newest kitten because he will be an outside cat and we learned from previous cats that sometimes that means a bath will be needed in the future. But it definitely was a process that most don't feel like they need to do, have a harder time with because the cat they got is older or are unaware of it being a possibility. 😔

@misteral9045

4 ай бұрын

@@lexa2310No, they don't need to be desensitized to water, you need to understand what it's like to be small and furry and in water. Perhaps you should stop designating what kind of cat your kitten will be and instead see what it chooses for itself. Or... you can take care of the cat and dry it off. You know what the beloved The Groomer says almost every episode? That leaving fur to air dry is what causes big mats, especially for thick coats with multiple layers. Huh. I wonder why most swimming cats are short hairs. What's Mayo? A Persian bred to have so much fur that he has trouble grooming himself? Huh. You people disgust me.

Vanessa: "Spicy mayo not so spicy today" Mayo: "Hold my churu, I have a reputation to uphold"

@theworldaccordingtoallie1176

4 ай бұрын

😂

@kimberleymcintosh1171

4 ай бұрын

That made me laugh 😂

@GalletaGatita

4 ай бұрын

Exactly!😂

@linda-louiseanthony9802

4 ай бұрын

😂😂

@claudialarouche7087

4 ай бұрын

Priceless lolol

Bless you and your patience. What you did for him was worth so much more than what you got paid Im sure. Some jobs you just do not get paid for the service you really do. Thank you for caring so much for this animal.

Mayo, Meatball, and the huskies are what I’m here for!!! I wish I lived by her. My Ike could use a good scrub and nail clip from her. You are the pup and kitten whisperer

Vanessa: He really is being less spicy today so I- Mayo: 😫AAAAUUEEEOOOWWWEEEEOOOO 😫

@crunchysscorpion

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@madonnamotete558

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@MasumiSeike

Ай бұрын

7:14 😂

@laketac

25 күн бұрын

It was like he said, "You shoulda told me you wanted SPICE...☠️"😂

Vanessa: “He’s okay guys, just so you know” Mayo: “NOOOOO!” 🤣🤣🤣

@U.H8

3 ай бұрын

♥️🙏🏻♥️ deeeep inside he😻you!♥️ ♥️

You treat him so well and the fact you saved his life....him being a grinch cat is just him showing you how much he loves you. I'm glad you helped him!

Thank you for paying to help Mayo in his time of need. That is the kindness that gets repaid by blessings if never by Mayo.

Vanessa: “Did you know you’re world famous?” Mayo: “Did you know I DON’T CARE?! TAKE ME HOME!”

Mayo's 'Resting Cat Face' is the stuff of legends.

@briannawalker4793

4 ай бұрын

You mean the fluff of legends 🤭🤭

@dolshea

4 ай бұрын

"Resting Cat Face." That's hilarious 😂😂😂

You’re such a saint - keep up the awesome work! Had a good laugh at “Rude!”

Vanessa: “okay!! Okay!!” Mayo: “Nooooo!!!! Help!!”😂😂😂

As he’s literally screaming “I’M DYYYYINGGG!!” Vanessa calmly says “I promise you’re not dying”. Mayo opens his eyes a slit and silently gives the death by daggers stare. 🤣🤣🤣💕💕💕

@nPC_R0blox

4 ай бұрын

He’s so dramatic and Im here for it

@Abbie_ohno

4 ай бұрын

Time stamp please?

@GeoToni13

4 ай бұрын

​@@Abbie_ohno8:20

The several looks of absolute contempt on Mayo's face is just so amusing "Woman... I loath you.. but you make me feel less itchy.. but i still hate you"

@jordanhasch2544

4 ай бұрын

It's like the situation with Pearl the pig (remember her?). "I'm really pissed to be here, but...snacks."

@misteral9045

4 ай бұрын

Yeah because Mayo is intelligent enough to imagine a world where he gets groomed but on his own terms, without being forced into a bath, hooded, bubbled, and with a human constantly saying whatever they need to usher his emotions through the process. Are the straights ok?

@TheRedNaxelaYouTube

4 ай бұрын

​@misteral9045 what on earth even is this comment?

@misteral9045

4 ай бұрын

@@TheRedNaxelaKZread If you're so sheltered that you can't even comprehend it, I can't help you. I don't engage with ignorance. If you could ask a real question because you care enough to want to know, I'd be happy to answer.

@gleeping7899

4 ай бұрын

@@misteral9045 The passive aggressive bs is fantastic, you must be so much fun to be around. And you know nothing about domestic cats; on his own terms would be no grooming and that is not an option for his health. You must be one of those PETA kill shelter types, better a dead animal than a domesticated one.

I love how the happy hoodie and penalty globe are right there threatening him.

Should’ve NEVER had taken that bubble off Mayo in the bath. 😂 You ARE the BEST ❤

The dramatic fake "fainting" in the bath had me cackling!

7:18 I’ve never heard a cat sound like they’re screaming instead of meowing or even howling. 😂😂😂 he’s so cute

@_charademon_

4 ай бұрын

That's a ghast

@CrazyAleeex

4 ай бұрын

try "Cat taking a bath mooooooo mooooooo"

@rainbowcake3254

3 ай бұрын

I also have a persian cat and she often times screams also more than she is meowing.

@TubaGirl016

3 ай бұрын

I have a male orange tabby and the first bath I gave him I was so scared my neighbors were gonna break down my door because he literally sounded like a woman being murdered 😅😳👀😬 luckily now my neighbors know me and they found the story hilarious 🤣

@shannonlotti1889

3 ай бұрын

My cat Lillie will SCREAM a lot louder than that if she cannot see me when we are out for a walk around the estate. Or if I go inside she’ll sit at my downstairs neighbours garden and scream at my window wanting to come inside 😭

Thank you so much Persian grooming tips! Schnitzel will be happy I know how to brush him right now. Thank you so much

I love Mayo, he was being such a good boy until the kitty timer ran out. I'm glad he's still with us

He was just lulling you into thinking he was going to be good. The “I’m about to die, I am dead!!” scene was Oscar worthy. 😂😂😂

@amanda_215

4 ай бұрын

Lulling 😂

@debbiej.2168

4 ай бұрын

Very well put.

Her saying “it’s ok”, him saying “no the f*** it’s NOT”. Gotta love cats.

@GTFBITK

3 ай бұрын

He called her the c-word too.

@ShannonSouthAfrica

3 ай бұрын

​@@GTFBITKCat?

@xibir

3 ай бұрын

This woman doesnt know how to handle animals, cat is clearly stressed out. Report animal abuse.

@ashleyvasquez-lopez8033

3 ай бұрын

@@xibirhow is it animal abuse? The cat just hates getting bathed

@GTFBITK

3 ай бұрын

@@ashleyvasquez-lopez8033 their leftist college professor deemed it so.

She just spins him around on the countertop like he’s a “Lazy Susan” 😂

I really love your videos. I don’t only does it show your passion for your clients and animals in general, it also gives me a Greater appreciation for my groomers who take care of my pups. Mayo is always fun to see, though I hate that he got your hand so bad!

I love how you can visibly see the exact second Mayo ran out of patience.

@liam3284

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, 14:22 that body language from a cat is "leave the room".

The way he hangs out the bath screaming is hilarious 😂

@nickn420

3 ай бұрын

YES

@jmtimmons

3 ай бұрын

I was laughing so hard at how pitiful his meows sounded. I felt bad for laughing, but that was hysterical. So is Mayo the Husky of the cat world since he seems to be a drama queen? Lol.

@Skank_and_Gutterboy

3 ай бұрын

It's a cat's life, oh how he suffers.

@MADmosche

2 ай бұрын

“Hangs out the bath” is incorrect grammar. 🤦‍♂️

@jmtimmons

2 ай бұрын

@@MADmosche This is not an English class! Jeez! Chill the *&^% out!

"He's ok guys, just so you know" Combined with the deathcries of a mayonnaise who doesn't appreciate the antics in the slightest 😂😂

I love Mayo and Vanessa . Mayo has such an amazing personality ❤️❤️❤️

He’s such a cutie. He’s screaming as if water is burning! 😂😂❤

@pclouds

4 ай бұрын

Water is disgusting. Running water double so. -- Mayo.

@soundspark

4 ай бұрын

@@pclouds Water is for drinking not washing - Mayo.

@scanmead

4 ай бұрын

He was trying to point out he is not a baby seal, and he can't swim. 🤭

@maikehudson333

4 ай бұрын

He reminds me of a cat I used to have who carried on so much in the bath that the neighbors called the police.

@Foudedanse

4 ай бұрын

Honestly I could not stop laughing!

There's nothing funnier than a very floofy cat with a happy hoodie! Their head looks so ridiculously small compared to their floofy body! 😂

@nPC_R0blox

4 ай бұрын

Its great

@missdenisebee

4 ай бұрын

I love their angry squished up lil faces in the hoodie. They’re like, “I’m a FIERCE predator and you WILL pay for this”, but it’s hard to take that face seriously😂

MORE MAYO!!!! He is AMAZING!!! I love cats so much and Mayo is the KING hands down.. What a great Cat!

First time seeing Mayo. Love it, so wonderful 😅

I love the dramatic wails Mayo does where's he's like "OH GOD! THIS IS THE END!"

@cormet55os28

3 ай бұрын

🤣🤣😂😂

My favorite thing about Mayo is even when he’s being good, he has the most expressive face of disgust and hatred of any animal that’s been on the channel. 😂 What a great way to end the year! I hope Mayo has no resolutions and continues to be the funniest, fluffiest, and grumpiest cat in the new year. ❤

@nattywho

4 ай бұрын

Right…lol

@misteral9045

4 ай бұрын

You're a monster.

@kangabloodyroo

4 ай бұрын

Mayo for official new grumpy cat

@bcaye

4 ай бұрын

If you ever spent time with cats, they really don't have facial expressions. They have body language. Don't anthromorphocize.

@misteral9045

4 ай бұрын

@@bcaye Hey everyone in the comments that I'm fighting, we can put aside our differences for this one.

He was such a good boy! Beautiful kitty too!

I have been watchig this video on am almost daily basis. I can't get enough of this crazy cat!

He's evolving all right, luring poor Vanessa in by acting "non-spicy", then when her guard is down....WHAM! Out come the murder mittens!!!

@ZMike38

Ай бұрын

"...clever boy."

"At least he's attacking the brush and not my hand." **Mayo immediately going after the hands**

You're a saint for helping the critters of the world 😭 My cat cries like this going to the vet and it freaks people out.

He cracks me up! His looks and meowing sooo loudly. ❤

My ragdoll got groomed for quite a long time and was usually a champ. But as he hit senior status the spiciness grew. One day the lovely groomer gave him back to my mom half done. No charge. Apparently he was just too angry and they didn’t want to upset him anymore😂❤ he’s 17 now and my dad just got his own clippers to shave out mats. The cat looks choppy as hell, but he is very happy lol. Thank you for caring for the spicey cattos!!!

@markhusseymh1

4 ай бұрын

I used cattle clippers on mine all she didn't get shaved was her head and tail 😂😂😂...I had 3 of them one never gets matted but the other ones get bad mats ...I only have two now one got run over

@Madamegato

4 ай бұрын

We have a 17-year-old long haired tortie and she loves getting everything shaved off. Cracks us up that even she doesn't want to deal with her hair anymore. But, it keeps her from having to groom herself, which at that age is tricky.

@chrissy24-7

4 ай бұрын

Poor senior kitties can't keep up with their selves, they get mobility issues and arthritis 😔❤

@TWORARETWOSPARE

3 ай бұрын

@clarabear501 the same thing happened with my cat. She was never difficult when she was young but now she is 16 and has arthritis. Most cats get arthritis when they get older and just like people it's painful. She gets a Solensia shot once a month from her vet along with a subscription for gabepentin for the pain. It has helped her tremendously and I would ask your vet for solensia and gabepentin.

@KellyeR1970

3 ай бұрын

@clarabear501 We have both a Himalayan and Ragdoll. We use a mobile groomer that gives them a bath and lion cut during the spring/summer . They both do good. The ragdoll tolerates it, and the Himalayan actually loves it. We bought one of those pet vacuumes that has a bunch of attachments, one being a brush . You basically brush, and it sucks up the hair. It's a total gamechanger with long hair cats and dogs. It even has a clipper attachment so you can trim areas and the hair just gets sucked up no mess or hair all over the house. We started doing lion cuts because we just could never brush all the loose hair up . I'd brush and brush and brush and brush it was never ending. Having the suction along with the brush gets every drop of hair . We have a borderline Zoo and it was just becoming so hard to keep our house hair free , but I'm telling you that petvac has been the best purchase of my life. So if anyone has long hair pets ( even great on short hair) you have to get one ypu will love it.

Mayo flopping after managing to get the happy hoodie off killed me 😂

@geocatsrule

3 ай бұрын

Ditto! Bwahaha

You are AMAZING they know exactly who you are 😂❤ You are unbelievable good with them ❤

This was both entertaining and informative.

(Bath time) "HELP! SHES KILLING ME! WATER! IT BURNS! HELP! IM DYING!" -Mayo cat

@darleneengebretsen1468

4 ай бұрын

Funny.

@liam3284

2 ай бұрын

"I'm melting! MELTING!"

@shaggysunshine7441

2 ай бұрын

@liam3284 Oh what a world! What a world!

I'm sorry but you made me spit out my coffee like 5 times during the 18 minutes😂the final pic was gold! I hope you hands are healing fast🙌

Love Mayo! You are so amazing Vanessa!

I choose to believe Mayo is the reason you made the second channel for longer videos 😂 Edit: it's official, Mayo is Vanessa's true origin story 😲

@aliceingoryland

4 ай бұрын

Also the rage cage 😂

@justhearmeout3959

4 ай бұрын

@@aliceingoryland yes! 😂

@simona_ab

4 ай бұрын

And the bubble trouble!

@bettyadamsoveranalyzes

4 ай бұрын

He's also 90% of the reason she never forgets to trim the murder mittens....

@simona_ab

4 ай бұрын

@@bettyadamsoveranalyzes to disarm the adversary!

It’s hard to take Mayo seriously when he’s being angry, something about such a big floofy cat swatting at the brush while growling is just so cute.

@SY-ok2dq

2 ай бұрын

You'd take him seriously if your hands were bleeding from him scratching you. Honestly vet and grooming salon workers have to put up with a lot (noise and fuss), including injuries, in the line of duty. I am very appreciative of what they do. As someone whp has had dogs, I feel it's an important responsibility to get your pets used to beimg in such places, and being comfortable with being handled, being bathed and brushed, being lifted by others etc. It's not just for the benefit of those people but for your pet so they will make less fuss and feel less stress. And it can all be done more quickly and efficiently.

@michellef1382

28 күн бұрын

Mayo definitely has a personality of his own. He is super adorable

@corazonfeathers8116

8 күн бұрын

​@bojohannesen4352 Bro it's like a baby who cries because they can't lick the power outlet, chill lmao

U r awesome lady, I love how you handle your grooming subjects, cute kitty.

your bloody marvellous such patience as well as being a very good groomer

That meow at the start he was saying oh noooooo I’m back here again lol. He’s such a freaking adorable floof ball.

@joyful_tanya

4 ай бұрын

I kept hearing, "NOooo" too. 😂 Mom to 3 felines here. Lol. Poor Mayo.

@strawberryjam6235

4 ай бұрын

Mayo: I'M IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN!!!

@danielleking262

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

Mayo's face when you offer him treats just screams "I do not take food from my enemy" to me

Adding a teaspoon of oil to his food vegetable, rapeseed or olive oil whatever your cat likes helps with keeping fur less prone to matting. I had an apricot Persian named Boo and when I brushed him his fur was easy to keep shiny and flowing even when he wandered through the fields in all weathers. I miss my boy tears welling up as I write.

I had to watch this AGAIN 2 months later. I simply adore the very spicy Mayonnaise!!

The death screams followed by the deliberate slow blinks when the bath finished had me cackling. What a fickle little ball of Mayo. 🤣

Mayo: New year, new me! 😇 Vanessa: Oh boy, now I can brush you without getting mangled! ☺ Mayo: It's not 2024 yet though 😈

@Blackcat666c

4 ай бұрын

it is

@nayveexx

4 ай бұрын

@@Blackcat666cfrom when they wrote this comment, it was still 2023, and this video would also be made before 2024

@Blackcat666c

4 ай бұрын

i know math goddamnit it was sarcasm@@nayveexx edit: people dont like sarcasm apparently

@Jockdog

4 ай бұрын

Jokes are funny.

@nayveexx

4 ай бұрын

@@Blackcat666c thank you for specifying, i was unsure if you were being for real bc I have had non sarcastic experiences..somehow

God Bless You, 🙏 Girl With Dogs ❤

Every thumbs up is so well deserved! lol well done! I love you too Mayo.

Mayo is either fighting for his life or ready to lay down and die 😂😂 I love him ❤

He is less spicy to start with but he did give you his “I hate you eyes” a couple of times. And then his yowls of “HELP SHE’S KILLING ME!” when the bubble came off. 🤦‍♀️

@Loriethalion

4 ай бұрын

Nono, that was just dramaqueen "I don't like this, please stop" behaviour, when he turned his ears back and started flicking his tail and then stopped flicking it, that's the "I'mma f*ck you up" behaviours to look out for X)

I just found this channel and I'm already in love with Mayonnaise 😍

Mayo is SCREAMING at Vennesa in bath time and also the way she said " STOP ACTING LIKE YOUR ON DRUGS YOU NOT ON DRUGS❗" 😂😂

Mayo was really trying to be tolerant and then he was like, how dare you say I’m being good?!!!! Vanessa, you’re so pleasant and patient and so kind to Mayo…and to all your animals. That’s what makes you the best.

It's the Melodramatic, Moaning, Meowing, Mayonnaise... The cat that haunts Vanessa's dreams 😂

Bath photo was the best.We love you Mayo!❤😂

Plz always film Mayo, he's the best!

It’s a grumpiest, floofiest, a-Mayonnaise-ing Mayo! Love to see him back and healthy!

"I promise you guys he's ok. He's not dying." 😂❤ Oh Mayo.

Wow! What a professional! Amazing work!

That's so awesome that you were able to pay for his vet bill to save his life! I bet his owners are so very greatful for your help!

He may have complained, but he really came in looking like a raccoon roadkill and left a fluffy kitty 🤣

@misteral9045

4 ай бұрын

Jesus Christ you people just don't take no for answer, do you?

@AirConditioner402

4 ай бұрын

Its his color and the fact he's shaped like an absolute unit 😂

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4 ай бұрын

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“He really is being less spicy today- RRRROOOWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - ok Nevermind” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I literally lol’d during that part!!

@misteral9045

4 ай бұрын

Yeah because he totally wasn't being very vocal and very ignored the whole entire time, because it doesn't matter what he feels, he will be groomed.

@NightOwlReader2790

4 ай бұрын

@@misteral9045Yep! It’s good for him. I know what you’re trying to imply, but sometimes even we don’t like things that are good for us. Going to the dentist or the doctors for example. It is important to do things that we may not like, but is good for us.

@JenLynFin

4 ай бұрын

I laughed so hard at this. Mayo has excellent comedic timing.

@misteral9045

4 ай бұрын

@@NightOwlReader2790 I'm not implying anything, I'm pointing out the disrespect of ignoring a being when it says no. Is that harmful? For humans? Yes? Why? Because your personhood is what makes you more than just a meatbag. It's your personal choices, your feelings, your history, and either your growth or decay. Respect is the acknowledgement of those choices by other people, what makes it real. Not just people, anything that is alive that is capable of responding. So what happens when you say no and they keep on doing what they're doing? Not all people or animals are weird like you and have a fear of the dentist (what, traumatic experience or something?), because it's clearly not a debate about whether or not the thing being done is good for you, it's how it's being done.

@cinbird6284

4 ай бұрын

I love this channel because I am learning from them and because Vannessa is caring for all of the groomed.

Good job ❤! You are a awesome groomer!

You are really good with difficult pets❤

When I have to take my cat to the vet she runs and hides too, even before she sees the carrier. I swear she has a sixth sense!

@mrscatlady912

4 ай бұрын

She's reading your body language

@QuailTale

4 ай бұрын

I just think they understand us...

@Momofan69

4 ай бұрын

My dog is like that with the bath, if my mother even thinks about washing the dog she'll hide, doesn't; even need to enter the bathroom to know.

@WellISaidIt

4 ай бұрын

I leave the carrier out for a few days, that fools my two into letting their guard down.

@christiang6960

4 ай бұрын

My cat hisses at me when I am on the phone with her vet... They understand way more than we think

Lol, you could almost hear the betrayal in his meows when he went in the tub. Like he was shouting "But I was being good! Why would you put me in the tub if I was being good?!"

Mayo is my favorite Cat. He sure is feisty 😅. He just wanted to show you he was happy about the nail trim. And his fur being combed. He said his nail slipped he really didn't mean it 😂.

The bubble never fails to make me laugh 😂 but seriously thank you for doing this. Grooming can be so difficult, but it’s necessary and in cases like this it wouldn’t get done if there wasn’t someone like you to do the job

“You were being such a good boy and then you turned in to a *bleep*” Your attitude towards him in general is so great ❤