“He has no medical issues to speak of!” Melvin: *is constantly needing reminders to breathe* 😂

@karaamundson3964

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@fieryvale

8 ай бұрын

This just before a long explanation of what she does for his alopecia

@ameliavelasco8602

8 ай бұрын

@@fieryvale I’m not sure if alopecia is necessarily a medical “issue”? Like you just kind of deal with it but it’s not dangerous (that I know of, idk)

@auntisthenes2754

8 ай бұрын

@@ameliavelasco8602 Not sure it should be called "alopecia" for dogs. Ours is caused by hormones, theirs mostly by external factors and constant licking or biting to scratch an itch. despite the myth that their saliva will heal, saliva contains the first digestive enzyme and causes damage more than it solves. Any dog sensitive to parasites is likely to develop a behaviour causing said alopecia. The source can be treated, the habit, not so much. like doggy OCD. It's a non issue for me too. IF the original cause is treated. The rest is cosmetic. Basic bad trip if you fear acarians and end up sleeping in a Canoe or a plastic bag. 🤣 Dogs don't have words and explanations and react much more.

@ameliavelasco8602

8 ай бұрын

@@auntisthenes2754 well her dog does actually alopecia, he doesn’t lick those areas. I do have a family cat that does this due to anxiety and she over grooms so she has some bald spots :( however you can still see the hair trying to grow back, it’s not a true bald spot.

Melvin is the physical manifestation of the weird anxiety gremlin that lives in my brain lol

@marryannc7691

10 ай бұрын

Haha awesome!

@goodun2974

10 ай бұрын

You win the internet for the day with that comment!

@jscho8674

10 ай бұрын

Best comment ever!😂😂😂

@tammyanderson6696

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@tabs157

10 ай бұрын

This comment is PERFECT ❤

He reminds me of the chicken from Moana. Adorable, stupid, desperate to fall off of things 😂

@gracegetzie2779

3 ай бұрын

Heihei (pun intended)! We seem to have made the same connection 😂

@kitt42

Ай бұрын

He is the canine HeiHei... 😅

@tinasway2030

Ай бұрын

Lmmfao

@LovethroughAbby

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@PurebLoodSmartass

26 күн бұрын

😂😂😂🐓

I don't know why, but Melvin is the PERFECT name for this little guy

@emmieprintz240

3 ай бұрын

RIGHT!?

@LovelyClothes

3 ай бұрын

Madagascar guys 😂

@shellb3301

3 ай бұрын

@@LovelyClothes oh my word!!!! That is it!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@nthgth

Ай бұрын

Omg yes

@JadedLady

Ай бұрын

I feel the same way! My Dad was a Melvin who was 6'6 350lbs and never appeared to be afraid of anything, he was WEIRD AF!! My kid brother is also a Melvin, He is 6'2 240ish or so and has 2 brain cells, neither work very well.

I've never seen a dog so happy to be alive yet so willing to end it all by the tiniest of inconveniences. Truly the best type of dog.

@Kay-kr9xp

8 ай бұрын

me

@kyg96

7 ай бұрын

Me too Melvin. Me too.

@pppf_S

7 ай бұрын

finally I found my spirit animal. its Melvin.

@StormTheSquid

7 ай бұрын

​​@@Metoo1111*You do realize that colloidal silver is toxic, right? You're telling this woman to poison her dog. Get your nonsense homeopathic remedies out of here.* Edit: Well, can be. But for a tiny dog that size? I wouldn't risk that.

@marcinance9586

6 ай бұрын

@@StormTheSquidyou are stupid, aren’t you. 10 ppm is in no way toxic. And it WILL help his skin.

One of Melvin's brain cells is dedicated to fear of grooming. The other is dedicated to holding a grudge. He's booked!

@claytonberg721

10 ай бұрын

I love the Mysterious Melvin, but it blows me away he was once a breeding dog. He's precious but his DNA has no business in the gene pool.

@looseballs1966

10 ай бұрын

@@claytonberg721 LOL yea right LOL

@RankinMsP

10 ай бұрын

@@claytonberg721 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@toyotaecw

10 ай бұрын

He has two brain cells, and they’re both fighting for third place.

@lightworker4813

10 ай бұрын

@@toyotaecw😂😂

Melvin is really more of a suggestion of a dog than anything else. 😜

@perhapsshellliveafterall

4 ай бұрын

😂 like a medieval painting of a dog

@PFPTHEGREATEST

4 ай бұрын

@@perhapsshellliveafterall He's a walking taxidermy lmao

@guywholikesbreathing1263

4 ай бұрын

The horrors of selective breeding. We humans made him this way and now we make fun of him, It's actually very sad.

@andreevaillancourt2177

4 ай бұрын

@@guywholikesbreathing1263 Melvin is adorable and precious,, he's just very, very little, that he is just barely there. Being triple mixed myself, I never question pedigree. I merely accept for who you are once you've arrived.

@oilybrakes

4 ай бұрын

A prototype 🤔

Melvin got adopted, fed a raw diet, and doesn't have to obey commands. Sounds like a genius to me! 😂😂😂❤

No front teeth, 2 brain cells, baboon butt... I love him so much.

@user-lq5jg4gz8y

4 ай бұрын

Yea'_'😊

@dukhi_aatma372

3 ай бұрын

chicken wing 😂😂

@myopinion4600

3 ай бұрын

And permanent lipstick 💄

@FranktheDachshund

3 ай бұрын

And an ex porn star

@user-tn7ww2it7f

3 ай бұрын

Poor buddy

We should give Mr. Melvin a little more credit, the 2 brain cells worked well enough to help him hold a grudge for a year...that's brain power right there.

@pukitaki

9 ай бұрын

He actually has 3 brain cells, one is dedicated solely to holding grudges, hence the misconception he only has 2.

@Tenchigumi

9 ай бұрын

Two braincells powered by unyielding hate and rage.

@dudeudontknow341

9 ай бұрын

@@Tenchigumithat’s the cells hate and rage

@917hazel

8 ай бұрын

I have adopted three senior dogs, all 4- 6 lbs. Melvin has an inflamed condition that outwardly manifests in his skin condition. A small window as to what is going on internally. He is not weird, just very tiny, and exposed to who knows what that has made a more fragile breed more fragile. The hairdryer is the equivalent to a wind tunnel for a human. Too much for the little inflamed- nervous system overloaded pup. If his skin is inflamed so he is internally, and that includes his brain. We have greatly improved our senior rescues using methylene blue, raw diet, natural anti parasitics, milk thistle powder, and charcoal used at times inflammation causes increase of symptoms. Those are paw licking, scratching, loose bowels, ear scratching and looking dazed, or extra hyper. I have found that bone broth is very helpful for healing ppl and dogs. In some areas you can buy it. Mineral rich foods are important for dogs and ppl. The little dogs don’t always take to chewing on a real bone. I appreciate this channel, have learned a few things, but was surprised by the blaming talk directed at a little guy who has been a victim of over breeding, possible over vax, meds(?), a prior dry food diet, and who knows what else. I have seen miraculous reversals of dementia in a 12 yr old 4 lbs male chihuahua over the past year and 1/2. He definitely seemed dim and was going to be euthanized when he was rescued.

@917hazel

8 ай бұрын

Agree

Melvin has to be pretty smart to hold a grudge for a year.

@Operational117

4 ай бұрын

That’s just one of his two brain cells. The other brain cell is constantly scheming ways to yeetus deletus its host. All other critical brain tasks are completely vacant.

@LolaLaRue-sq6jm

3 ай бұрын

Considering how needlessly rough she is, I'm not surprised he remembers her. I've seen a lot of grooming videos and I would never take my dog to her. She is BRUTAL compared to most & I've seen enough of her videos to know this is her usual pattern, not an exception.

@centii__

3 ай бұрын

​@@LolaLaRue-sq6jm rough how?

@notme5249

3 ай бұрын

I saw similar procedure of care on koreanian side pets hairdresser...but was gentle much more and dog was full calm and trust. She is rough...last fraizes sumary all video. Malvin is happy when she finish...me too.

@tinajohnson3619

3 ай бұрын

Poor Melvin. Someone must have over studed you😢 I'm glad you were rescued

He looks like an oversized piece of lint. 😂 Such a sweet little face!! Easy to love!!

@kasiowelove1

Ай бұрын

I laughed so hard reading that 😂😂😂

I think Melvin is surprisingly capable with 2 brain cells, he's able to hold a grudge for a year and avoid meowing on camera, on top of causing trouble when groomed xD

@FiSH-iSH

8 ай бұрын

this is such a sentence

@auntisthenes2754

8 ай бұрын

Most sociopaths are highly intelligent. That he is not. He's just Melvin, the butt of a human joke that won't be bullied by his peers because they're better than us

@rondaboze4622

Ай бұрын

Aww now Mommy Vanessa, Mr Melvin is just hiding the rest of his brain cells from you so he can get more of your attention and time than the rest of the pack😂😅😂Mr Melvin knows exactly what he's doing when he acts like he only has 2 brain cells that are actually working on a full time basis 😅😂😅If you only knew that he told the other dogs that you feel sorry for him and that you LOVE LOVE LOVE him the most you wouldn't be so gentle with him 😂😅😂

"However, when it comes to Melvin...I'm unfortunately being serious" This killed me

@ninajager.-.-

4 ай бұрын

Maybe he is kind of mentally disabled 🤷🏻‍♀️ these kind of dogs are so overbred. Poor little creature, the childish scheme looking of this breeds can cause hydrocephalus and other neurological issues.

@alexk.7250

3 ай бұрын

Melvin has more meat between the legs than in his brain :D

@marieangus3658

3 ай бұрын

😂😂❤😂🎉😂❤❤❤

“He’s been a baboon for a really long time” You and me both Melvin.

@fowchiiiliedpuppiesdied

2 ай бұрын

Love you both, then. You cute little cuddlecakes!

Oh Melvin. He might not have the intelligent or best looks, nor does he have a sense of self preservation, but he certainly has the means to make everyone love his weirdness.

@devilbuster20xx37

3 ай бұрын

Which is a good thing, if he can't look after himself, he better be cute enough to convince other people to take care of him.

I’m sorry but Melvin hopping away like a wet owl every chance he gets just gets me 🤣

@bloodrayneg

10 ай бұрын

i couldn't stop giggling

@lils9695

10 ай бұрын

Same

@binbeansnah

10 ай бұрын

and almost always blindly backwards 💀😂

@HWolfe

10 ай бұрын

He's so 🥰 cute!

@nedsantos1415

10 ай бұрын

Same here. Same here.

How has this dog managed to walk and breathe at the same time?? He must be a hidden genius

@cy-one

6 ай бұрын

That happens when _both_ his brain cells work at the same time :D

@larzkruber822

6 ай бұрын

must be the lipstick

@XianMMD

5 ай бұрын

@@larzkruber822 It probably works like diver's snorkel.

@louise102nd

5 ай бұрын

She was reminding him to breathe when I read your comment 😂

@user-ii3vl3zy6m

3 ай бұрын

@@cy-one Both at the same time? But of course he can't always go full speed, can he? That would cut his life pretty short. Didn't she mention that he was used for breeding? That makes me wonder if he always managed to pass on both of his brain cells to his offspring....

Melvin: I am TERRIFIED Also Melvin: I can FLYYYYYY!!!!

I love how the list of things that make him such a little cryptid just keeps going. Such a vibe! Please tell him I love him for me.

@tage_heritage

4 ай бұрын

I was thinking the same thing! I thought there was nothing else on the list after the missing toenail... then find out he's also missing his front teeth.

@helenahay4958

Ай бұрын

Cryptid 😂😂😂❤❤❤

@nthgth

Ай бұрын

Lmao cryptid 🤣🤣

It’s a shame Melvin’s two brain cells don’t work at the same time.

@quiCksilvieZzz

10 ай бұрын

stop🤣🤣🤣

@nooa69

10 ай бұрын

😂

@holarndius

10 ай бұрын

They seem to alternate control at random intervals. one leg and eye at a time.

@sazag

10 ай бұрын

Maybe he should be friends with Michael from Useless Farm and they catty sharing their brain cells.

@SweetChaos01

10 ай бұрын

They've never met

Melvin is the physical embodiment of “oh bless your heart”

@therealbuttsmcgee

10 ай бұрын

absolutely perfect 😂

@hmwhitt82

10 ай бұрын

YES!!!!!!!

@mariahgrimes207

10 ай бұрын

😂

@emmetthowell899

10 ай бұрын

This made me laugh so hard

@marissamate

9 ай бұрын

Omg I love this 🤣

Melvin: won’t sit, jumps off high places, holds grudges, meows The cats that raised Melvin: won’t sit, jump of high places, hold grudges, meow It’s not that he’s *actually* dumb, he’s just too dumb to realize he’s not a cat 🤣

Melvin swimming while you were holding him up to dry him was Everything 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤ He is so freaking adorable

@TheRealKCKay

3 ай бұрын

My favorite part! I was dying watching him blow in the wind! So cute! 😂❤

Those people in your comments section have never had a truly dumb dog 😂 We had a beagle growing up who ran into our glass door just about every single day for 10 years, and was surprised every single time. Sometimes there really is nothing for it but to love them and do our best.

@FallenAngelHiroko

10 ай бұрын

Our Maltese was pretty dumb. I got one of those IQ test things to do with her and she failed every single task. Loved her to bits. Eventually she got bone cancer and we had to put her to sleep. This was years and years ago. She was my 2nd dog out of 9 dogs in my lifetime.

@antiquegirl6505

10 ай бұрын

We have an Aussiedoodle, combination of 2 of the smartest breeds. Welllll, she has 2 brain cells, and we think there is a lot of static cling inside that beautiful head. She is sweet, but no where close to bright.

@crazycatchick4111

10 ай бұрын

We have a cat who lies in the middle of the floor in the dark and as a result gets tripped over every single night when we get up to let out the dogs, and then during the day he will go out of his way to un-alive both himself and my poor dad by getting right under his feet multiple times a day...he also will roll off high places while fast asleep, sit and intensely stare at our other cats before inevitably getting his ass whooped, and over all winning the title of *Dumbest Cat Alive* ...his name is Gabriel and I love the poor dumb b@st@rd to bits😹

@konaaukai5541

10 ай бұрын

Our bulldog was pretty stupid. I'm not sure how he never figured out our Great Dane's trick. If he was laying on my brother's bed when she wanted to, she'd go and ring the bells on the back door to go outside. He'd hear them and jump off the bed to go to the door...at which point she'd turn around and jump on the bed herself. He fell for it every time and she did it nearly every day for about four years. She could be so smart when she wanted to be (when she didn't, it was usually because she was dying for attention and/or food). My mom insists that our bulldog was pretty cunning, too, but I'm not so sure.

@zamplify

10 ай бұрын

I have a dumb dog who I have been trying to teach to shake hands for 4 years and he just doesn't get it.

Despite his oddness, little Melvin has extraordinary powers. He instantly teleported himself from inside the tub to underneath the tub. In addition, he gets all the ladies.

@jennifercoleman7826

10 ай бұрын

Portkey was the hose 😂

@hmwhitt82

10 ай бұрын

😂😂Facts!

@allik538

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@suekelley2109

8 ай бұрын

He’s an adorable goof… but I have to say, I’m sure using him as a stud dog really added something to the Pom breed (rolling eyes).

@gasmith7486

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

Thank you, i've never laughed so much. When you said Melvin would 'off' himself i burst out laughing. I've never seen a small dog move so quickly, and you're as quick to stop him. You are a natural comedian with your running commentary. I hadn't a clue about the lipstick part until you turned him round and that was the tears running down my face again. When in a split second he jumped or fell off the table i wondered where he'd vanished to. I was relieved to see him pop out injury free. Until you said he was your dog i was thinking the client wouldn't bring him back again when you were talking about his 'two brain cells' etc etc. Brilliant you're really funny. Now to send this to a friend, she'll love it. If i ever need a laugh or have a bad day i am going to watch this. 🤣🤣🤣😊👍💙❤️

@fowchiiiliedpuppiesdied

2 ай бұрын

She’s the BEST.

He’s so tiny! The scene where you cuddled him in your arm to dry his belly just melted my heart. He’s also lucky he’s so cute, because he’s definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed. What fur he has is absolutely gorgeous.

Lol, the blow dryer could send Melvin into the next universe if you don't hold onto him😂. He's so cute

@kakatoues

10 ай бұрын

😂

@bornaries7213

9 ай бұрын

😭🤣🤦🏾‍♀

@Apocalypselaboratory

9 ай бұрын

Right into the shadow realm

@BamaCyn

9 ай бұрын

Adorably crazy. I have a 4 lb 🤷‍♀️ When I 1st adopted him he hissed like a cat at me. Now he thinks he's a 100lb fierce protector of me. He hates baths too and he has the lipstick 💄 too fairly often, fortunately I can squint saline water on it and it shrinks back in.

@jenlaben

9 ай бұрын

Has he been neutered? That might help

Melvin should get a tiny little gold trophy that says, "Never had diarrhea".

@sadrabbit53

Ай бұрын

This is a wild comment out of context

@Beany87

3 күн бұрын

@@sadrabbit53 🤣

8:59 I can’t…I can’t 😂 he looks like a furry chicken

My college roommate got a cockapoo puppy & many years later in old age it rescued her toddler from a german shepherd. Her child survived but had hundreds of stitches. Her little old cockapoo died saving the child 😢 never underestimate the dumb little ones. Mrs. Z.

He managed to land seamlessly on all fours. Seems as though he learned more than just the meow from those cats! 🐈 😻 🐈‍⬛️ 😺 🐱 😸 🐈

@amixeblu

10 ай бұрын

IKR! LOL

@seekingthelovethatgodmeans7648

10 ай бұрын

Playing around with the cats, he'd surely pick up the skill.

@jayclearmen411

10 ай бұрын

Hey i’ve seen this effect personally i grew up with a pup raised by 2 cats an that fella can climbs trees No joke

@mon6745

10 ай бұрын

And he holds grudges? Melvin is a cat 😂

@BeautyMonster1000

10 ай бұрын

He must think he's a cat. 😂

I like how you have to keep reminding Melvin to breathe like he could suddenly unalive himself by just forgetting to breathe

@lulumoon6942

10 ай бұрын

This

@SweetFreak030

10 ай бұрын

do you seriously think that this dog can understand human language? especially the dog who has "two braincells" and doesnt understand the danger of heights?

@nacatabitha

10 ай бұрын

I think a lot of us need a recording of her reminding us to breathe, to listen on loop when we're anxious, panicking, spiraling etc

@the_comfy_studioakawolfhor305

10 ай бұрын

⁠@@SweetFreak030ell I personally think that dogs can understand humans to some sort of degree. I mean my dog she runs towards me/reacts when I say her name. Plus she comes to me when her favorite ball is somewhere she cannot reach, she even crawls under to show me that her ball is there. But it’s okay if that’s not your opinion. Edit: oops I realize that I accidentally swapped two words

@e_i_e_i_bro

10 ай бұрын

​@@SweetFreak030my dog sure does run fast to the kitchen when she hears me angrily exclaiming "f🤬🤬k". She knows I dropped something for her to eat every time

Melvin has officially become my most favorite furbaby ever 😂😂😂 (don’t tell my babies that!) he’s literally my brain when I get stressed out 😂😂😂

@The-Assassin-From-Hell

2 ай бұрын

Unfortunately for you, I have your babies in my contacts so I'm texting them right now telling them you said that! 😂😂😂😂😂

10:58 is the absolute best. I giggled like a school girl. 😂 I love Melvin. He's the weird but strangely popular kid in school that isn't in any particular friend group but gets along with everybody.

FACT: There are dumb dogs out there. Irony: Dog groomer's dog is deathly afraid of being groomed. LOVE this dog!❤❤❤

@eeeeeeeeeee2

10 ай бұрын

she also mentioned that her german shepherd hated being groomed.

@RyuNekohime

10 ай бұрын

Our Shih Tzu definitely has 0,000000000001 brain cells and he has to share it with his poodle brother. Considering their current distance? Oftentimes neither has it. They’re lovable, sweet, weird and extremely loved, but no one is accusing either of them of being particularly bright!

@ShadowSkyX

10 ай бұрын

​@@eeeeeeeeeee2her last Shepard was great. No whining or dramatics.

@jediping

10 ай бұрын

Yeah, my late cockapoo wasn’t very bright. He was probably 11 when he finally learned the trash can could contain forbidden delights. Sweetest little guy, but just not bright. Our house’s current dog is running out of tricks to learn. And it’s not just because she’s more food-motivated, though that helps.

@tonyt3955555

10 ай бұрын

just like dumb humans there are dumb dogs just like any species they all have distinct personalities and intelligent levels.

Melvin reminds me of the best dog advice I ever got. My dog trainer got tired of hearing about the many wonders of my previous dog. He said, very gently, "You have to love each dog for who they are."

@lmc2375

10 ай бұрын

And when you do, they bloom.

@SlenderWolf109

10 ай бұрын

That's a wise, wise dog trainer

@jennyzimmerman3481

10 ай бұрын

Love them for who they are and where they are at. Even if they have two brain cells. We have one with 4 meatballs for a brain and if he thinks to hard, it smells like burning rubber

@maryhartsock7792

10 ай бұрын

Such wonderful advice ❤️ And applies to all …. Humans and non humans.

@ranchoboomerang

10 ай бұрын

Melvin is such a sweet little creature. I always ver toward the unwanted myself but find the treasure.

My dog had a similar skin condition to Melvin but his hair grew back after we started feeding him sardines. It also helped with his arthritis.

@presentfuture69

2 ай бұрын

Thanks for sharing 😊🤓

@Maob08

10 күн бұрын

Sardines? I thought I was the only one that knows a dog that eats sardines! That's soooo cool. My dog ate because he liked it though, not because of his health. It was an interesting thing to see the first time 😂

OMG! He's so darned cute! His backlegs when you held him to do his tummy, looked like he was sporting over the knee boots like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman 😅

For years I had a dog that was half papillon and half chihuahua.His name was Beans. He was certainly mentally deficient. He couldn't walk 12 feet from the house without getting lost. He would sit on the back of the couch, fall asleep, fall off, go back and do it again 😂

@bornaries7213

9 ай бұрын

😭🤣

@fruity9465

9 ай бұрын

Too me, Beans is the perfect name for such a creature.

@minneyruth

9 ай бұрын

😂😂

@user-ts5qw6tr9b

9 ай бұрын

Little dogs can't see far. Tiny dogs probably couple feet.

@sarahmeeks

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

Melvin is the voice of the millenial people. Constant state of anxiety, appreciates food, and wanting to unalive vibes is a mood.

@quirkyradish1559

9 ай бұрын

I think you are confusing us with Gen Z. lol

@jadedjaws4952

9 ай бұрын

@@quirkyradish1559 you're a strange millennial if this doesn't fit you.

@PeaceWorkII

9 ай бұрын

Melvin doesn't want to take responsibility for his actions either! Haha. Def a later gen x and beyond trait. 🙄

@quirkyradish1559

9 ай бұрын

@@jadedjaws4952 I'm an geriatric millennial. I'm more Gen X.

@teritt

9 ай бұрын

To be fair yes this does also fit Gen Z

Melvin's entire existence is absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂 this made me laugh. You do a very good job both grooming and explaining things. The volunteer grooming is such a noble and selfless cause. I admire you and the pride you take in your work. And Melvin makes me laugh historically 😂😂😂

Melvin is adorable! Love how he "squeaks"! He's lucky to have you!

I think we need to see videos of Melvin in his regular home life being a weirdo.

@gpymama

8 ай бұрын

That would be amazing

“Unfortunately, I’m not kidding when it comes to Melvin” I’m about to expire from laughing too hard 😂😭 poor Melvin, you are dumb but loved

@917hazel

8 ай бұрын

I my experience, Melvin is not dumb. He is definitely inflamed, So, at 3 pound(?) he is dealing w some overwhelming physical issues. Once dogs are not inflamed, like ppl, they are able to relax because their attention is not consumed with itching, hypersensitivity to sound, etc. Melvin has some kind of parasite-opportunistic bacteria making his decisions for him.

@darkcap6265

8 ай бұрын

Or maybe hes just dumb.@@917hazel

@auntisthenes2754

8 ай бұрын

@@917hazelThis dog is more cared for than most kids : got all his shots, worms treatments, fleas treatments and is pampered way too much. While not dangerous, he should have been neutered long ago. I don't care about his mensurations, he's unbalanced and should be out of the genepool.

@ShadowSkyX

Ай бұрын

​​before she got him, he was being breed and never knew nothing but the walls of his playpen _for 2 years_

Melvin is a treasure! He is the poster dog for those who are neurodivergent. I just adopted an 11 yr old Pomsky and she is adorable, smart, funny, stubborn and a total joy!

He’s imperfectly perfect. ❤

So sorry Melvin is handicapped. I bought a three year old Thoroughbred and after 6 months I asked the vet if it was possible Ruby (registered name Obey the Rules) was mentally deficient. The vet and everyone else got a big laugh; however a year later the vet apologized saying that yes my horse had intellectual deficiencies. He was the equine equivalent of a human with Downs Syndrome. But he always tried very hard, just did not succeed often. I understand how much you love Melvin. Thanks for taking good care of him.

@davidfrench5407

10 ай бұрын

I had a doggie, he lived until he was 16, and I think he was autistic. He wouldn't look anyone in the eye, and he seemed fairly devoid of emotion. When I came home from work, he wasn't happy to see me, he was anxious to go use the bathroom. One time, when it was snowing, he pulled me down the steps, and I rumbled down the steps, laying there, trying to figure out of I was hurt. He just kept pulling, he had zero sense of empathy. Loved him anyway...

@Tanjaaraus

10 ай бұрын

I once took my dog to the vets to have her vision tested. She kept walking into parked cars, trees, light posts, signs etc. Once she faceplanted spectacularily into a chain fence she did not see (luckily is was some give in the fence, so she didn't get injured). And the vet was like, "nope, nothing wrong with her vision". She was just incredibly dumb. She was an extremely smart dog when it came to social cues, and would often bully other dogs by giving small cues - like fluffing up her chest, or doing a small snort at them, and it would trigger the other dog into lounging at her or barking at her. So the owner would get mad at their dog and then apologize to me and be like "oh my god, he/she is normally never like this". And my dog would look at me like "yeah, i did that" lol. But yeah, other than socially she had no spacial awareness. She once hung herself by climbing on top of a large rock, and then falling off the other side when tied in the garden. And she fell down many hills in her life. amazing dog - but dumb as a bag of rocks

@atherisGAY

10 ай бұрын

​@Tanjaaraus Aw she could've not have had good depth perception though!

@alterego2978

10 ай бұрын

We love Ruby for trying his best

@janiceusher5113

10 ай бұрын

I don't feel any compassion from you towards such a tiny dog I feel the hose and dryer are too strong for him

he may be missing some brain cells, hair, teeth and nails, but he has plenty of cuteness

@wilmaknickersfit

10 ай бұрын

He's adorable! I'm not keen on handbag dogs, but I would run off with this little poppet! ❤

Melvin is the cutest little bald booty baboon!!😂 But he’s also blessed to have such a caring owner☺️💕

I just knew that you were going to say: "NOT SO MUCH", before you said it!😊Poor Melvin!

the fact that melvin was used as a breeding dog and his bazaar genetics have spread is amazing. poor mr melvin

@LepszyNizWczoraj

3 ай бұрын

Big dick energy! :D :D

@kdizzle901

2 ай бұрын

Bizarre

God bless him. He's got two brain cells. One's lost, and the other is out looking for it's friend. Little cotton ball of DETERMINATION.

@chunky0077

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@dianejackson5398

4 ай бұрын

Maybe the owner is the problem. I hate the way she talks to him and the name-calling! It may look like a good home but a lot of abused victims come from "good" homes.

@thetinypotatobun

3 ай бұрын

@@dianejackson5398 people like yourself are exhausting 😑

You are so sweet and kind to the doggies. They are so lucky to have found you ❤️. I wish all groomers would speak so lovely to their clients pets. Tone and mannerisms can mean so much.

I love this video. I know how Melvin feels. I feel like him every time I go to WalMart on a Saturday.

@fowchiiiliedpuppiesdied

2 ай бұрын

Don’t go. Save yourself, please.

My grandparents had a pom like this . They named him skeeter. Was completely bald except his head. Had 2 brain cells just like Melvin. Skeeter lived to be 18.

@spring.on.neptune

9 ай бұрын

SKEETER 😂 he survived in the spite of nature, just to prove everyone wrong

@nipponsuxs

9 ай бұрын

I maybe dumb, but im in it for the long haul

"Shaky little chicken wing" 😂 Melvin is so cute!

@karaamundson3964

8 ай бұрын

Best Nickname Ever!

Between Melvin's antics & your commentary, I was laughing so hard that now my whole body hurts! 😂 Thanks

That is the sweetest little baboon butt in the world😭 I love him so much. What a lucky Lil love you have!!

Baboon butt, 2 brain cells, missing toenail, and no front teeth? He's perfect 😂❤ Idk why but finding out other things made me laugh throughout. He's adorable!

@squishyshelli

10 ай бұрын

Don't forget the permanent lipstick 😂

@GracemarieJohnson

10 ай бұрын

LOL "Baboon butt" 😂 I thought I was the only one that thought Melvin's tushy looked like a baboon's butt.

@SeventhEve

10 ай бұрын

you can see why they used him for breeding xD

@yolandaperez7009

10 ай бұрын

@GracemarieJohnson my chocolate chuhuhua s butt looked like that because he had some hot spots so the vet had,to shave back there it's taking forever to grow back but he's a happy camper because the hot spots were driving him crazy and me too my poor baby

@GracemarieJohnson

10 ай бұрын

@@yolandaperez7009 Poor little guy. At least the dog doesn't have to deal with hot spots anymore.

As a fellow owner of a dumb doggo, I feel your pain. Melvin’s expression when you were hugging him during the blow dry was priceless!! “OH GOD MOM WHY??!” 😂 His moonwalk is fantastic.

@rokelle_2012

10 ай бұрын

I think just like people, some animals are just really dumb. I have had very intelligent cats and dogs, and I have had really dumb cats and dogs.

@BeeWhistler

10 ай бұрын

@@rokelle_2012I think you’re right. We lived out in the woods so we didn’t really do any elaborate training on any dogs we had, and they still showed more commonsense than the fancy cocker spaniel my BIL’s friend decided to just let loose when she came to visit. Dumb thing trotted down from their trailer right through our screen door without hesitating or even looking around as if he noticed doing it.

@elvieespares7095

10 ай бұрын

❤❤❤

awe he’s a good boy. he does his best ❤️🥰❤️❤️

Melvin should have his own KZread channel! He’s adorbs!! Thanks for taking such good care of him, I can tell u love him to bits. Lotsa love from Australia. ❤

It’s amazing how much fur adds to the illusion of mass on a dog. Melvin is almost shockingly tiny when wet lol 😂

@marzipanmouse

9 ай бұрын

He’s a chicken wing!

@van7242

9 ай бұрын

He looks like a little monkey 😊

@raybos1356

9 ай бұрын

That’s the power of hair lmao like a wig.

@lesliechristie3592

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, it kinda looks like he has a mullet there....

@Kaemea

7 ай бұрын

I had a cat, Willow, who was a perma-kitten. She was sweeter than honey, adorable, loved snuggles, twisty ties, and having her long, long fur brushed. She never weighed more than 5-7 pounds but with all her hair she looked like a 20 pounder. Like the beauty queen she was, I swear she was all fluff and eyeballs.

i like the difference of how you talk to melvin vs your clients it makes me laugh so much

@evilstormgnat

7 ай бұрын

FR and the fact that he's this nuttily anxious despite his mama being the one grooming him is just sending me!

@jaydock1

7 ай бұрын

@@evilstormgnatwhen she revealed he was hers, i cackled

Melvin may be quirky and lacking a few brain cells 😂 But he’s adorable. ❤️

He is so cute and poofy! I loved this groom. Nice to get to know a member of your fur family.😍

The combination of his fear boner in the bath and his tap dance while being dried had me laughing so hard Edit: apparently it’s a permanent fear boner. Sorry Melvin.

@molly5111

8 ай бұрын

lmao

@csutton161

8 ай бұрын

I thought I was the only one who noticed! lol

@litchtheshinigami8936

8 ай бұрын

nah this. i thought for the entire vid that he was just so not liking the groom he got a boner ahahah but nope it's just a permanent thing

@SandTiger42

8 ай бұрын

Once seen can not be unseen. This video disturbed me in many ways.

@Njae2000

8 ай бұрын

​@@csutton161Nah, she explains it in the video.... "permanent lipstick"...😯...poor baby...!

The whole scene at 8:35 killed me, man. The not being able to move, the shivering, the look when she turned him around... perfection. I love this dog

@MrFoniek

5 ай бұрын

last chance to look at me melvin

Malvin is too adorable to be true. Super sensitive little guy ❤ He loves you obviously 😊

Love him 😍thanks for rescuing him, this video made my day!!

Vanessa: (TURNS ON WATER) Melvin: “Welp, I’ve had a good life.” (TRIES TO UNALIVE HIMSELF)

@lils9695

10 ай бұрын

So true

@SwaggerChiick1

10 ай бұрын

Lmao 😅😅

@ElleBrOw

10 ай бұрын

crickets 🥱

@LastCatrionacorn

9 ай бұрын

This made me properly laugh.

It's so generous of you to describe him as having two whole brain cells 😂 you really do see the best in all animals

@alanaa9505

10 ай бұрын

😂

@joyceutt3419

10 ай бұрын

the same as men. Im glad you adapted him.

@SwaggerChiick1

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

Melvin is adorable but also one of the most difficult dogs I have seen you groom, due to his not standing still, he's always on the run. Bless him. He is so fortunate to have his forever home with you. I bet he can't believe his luck, - delicious treats, loving care and pampering; treatments to save his fur and sooth his skin and live in a comfortable, cosy home.xxxx❤

He was really looking at u like "Mother?? Why do you hate me so??"

I had a black lab that that was unbelievably dumb. It took us 2 years to teach her to do her business outside. As a puppy she didn’t want to go for walks. She would have “puppy fits” on her walks and was only happy when we were heading home. We called her “The Terrorist”. AND we loved her anyways for 14 wonderful years. ❤️❤️

@lazarobl

10 ай бұрын

A lab that doesn't want to go outside? wth

@tundrawomansays694

10 ай бұрын

I don’t think Labs grow a brain until they’re about 3 and even then it’s in need of some heavy duty brain Viagara.

@nckojita

10 ай бұрын

what a weird dog LOL pets are so funny sometimes

@Paulusia1111

10 ай бұрын

so basically untrained

@spicencens7725

10 ай бұрын

My yellow Lab is now 14 1/2 yo. She's been by my side since she was 6 wks old. I pray she stays with me for a time to come. They are real heartbreakers.

I wish I was like Melvin. No thoughts, no troubles except fear of grooming, no worries, brain empty. Just being Melvin. What an experience

@andromeda7758

9 ай бұрын

No thoughts, only vibes ✨️

@Robin_Coffins

9 ай бұрын

@@andromeda7758 I know what I'm putting on a t-shirt for myself 😊 🌈No thoughts, only vibes 🕶

@SwirlyPinwheel

9 ай бұрын

Pure of heart, dumb of ass. ❤

@deirdreprice6425

9 ай бұрын

Tons of worries

@leonvanderliner

9 ай бұрын

be Melvin has personal servant can leap from tall buildings and take no damage eat whatever you want and stay 3 lbs hung like a lipstick

No front teeth,crazy, half rat, half baboon, one % dog,half bald, half percent, a chicken, two in a half brain cells, drama-king, savage, missing a toenail, insane, yelling, squeaking, and meowing oh and a gremlin You gotta love him

So precious!! You deserve an award for giving him a loving home! ❤

My cat Luna, my picture, was raised as a kitten in a home with dogs and she growls like a dog if somebody knocks on the door of an evening, daytime is allowed apparently. I feel like Luna and Melvin should start a therapy group for confused animals.

@wendywr

8 ай бұрын

I have a cat that has no exposure to dogs. She growls like a dog when she hears a knock or doorbell ring. It's hilarious.

@auntisthenes2754

8 ай бұрын

Cats are so much fun when you "get" them. They are very attuned to their humans, more so with dogs whose lives revolve around us. Mine is sharp but "handicat". Adult stray taken in with so many deficiencies she tries to ignore. It's always been painful to watch. She still falls a lot and sometimes it's hilarious (when she decides her new place is just above the common water bowl).

@samanthawilliams5520

8 ай бұрын

😂❤

@ZeCahli

8 ай бұрын

My cat Luna does the same!!😅❤

@Dragonkitty256

8 ай бұрын

My cat Luna chatters at my Golden retriever every time he barks.😂

Key moments: 6:08 Melvin escapes bath 8:44 Melvin wears happy hoodie (my personal favorite) 10:55 Blow dry closeup 14:05 Melvin spat straight facts

@drumset7916

6 ай бұрын

he looks like ET with the hoodie xD

@Monocultured01

6 ай бұрын

He doesn't bark, he squawks.

@cupcakequeen47

6 ай бұрын

you forgot the best moment! at exactly 10 minutes in he is doing his best impression of an ASPCA commercial puppy, and pleading for his life against the tornado that is the blow drier lmao

@Yavin117

6 ай бұрын

Thank you for these time stamp ❤️🤧

@Olde-Tymer1893

5 ай бұрын

He sounds like my cat Tiger

Melvin you made my heart smile 😊🐾✨ handsome fluff 💯

I absolutely love how you interact with dogs, whether a client's or your own. Melvin is frickin' adorable and so lucky to have you. Great work!

8:14- shivering ears Melvin 10:56- windswept Melvin

@NutyRiver

8 ай бұрын

Thank you for the important timestamps

@DevinH.420

8 ай бұрын

I just past windswept Melvin. I can't wait for squeaking

@claudianavarro9708

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@larrybivens9987

7 ай бұрын

Closing Melvin Credits

@Lord_of_the_Pies

7 ай бұрын

14:29 Melvin REALLY Enjoying that brushing

He is just so unfortunate looking, it’s stupidly cute and hilarious at the same time. I could not stop laughing at your very accurate descriptions. 🤣🤣🤣

@ishdeephora5077

7 ай бұрын

Unfortunate looking lol

So funny when you said he tries to unalive himself 😂❤😂

Little Mel is soooo lucky to have you! Thanks for sharing!

Melvin is physically and mentally a cotton ball 😂 he is so lucky to have such a kind, patient, loving and knowledgeable mom like you ♥️

he’s so itty bitty 🥹 he’s basically nothing but fluff. a literal walking puff ball 🥰

@rpdx3

10 ай бұрын

Fluff and wiener 😂

This is super funny and entertaining. Melvin has found his perfect person. I love that you can love a cute dog with 2 brain cells. 🤣🤣🤣

You are such a kind person. Merry Christmas

He’s a fast little guy. I almost choked on my soda when he jumped out of the tub. I was sitting here saying omg,omg thinking the worst and then he poked his little head out.

@Kionala

10 ай бұрын

small dogs be like that, every thing chill then thay jump and its 'oh shit!' then you see thay are fine for the most part.

@darlahughes1931

10 ай бұрын

I have a little one, that's why she goes a wonderful groomer like Melvin has!! ❤😂

@theamberheardplaylist6768

10 ай бұрын

-come over and see ‘johnny depp harrrases women online absolute proof’

malvin has the same energy as one of my dogs that was also intellectually challenged. I did a basic dog iq test recommended by the vet at one point. I loved my pupper regardless, but she genuinely did not have the intelligence to get out from underneath a blanket gently laid on top of her-- which is the first part of the test😅

@CactusJinx

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@bondsperfectblond

7 ай бұрын

8 lessons into training, & when Max, my glorious beyond beautiful huge American Stanford refused to learn to lay down, the trainer called him a blockhead, I never went back. That he has no brain matter worries me not a jot, he loves people, has not an aggressive bone in his body, & trots like a show pony, we call him the Bimbohound ")

@Micstewful

7 ай бұрын

Speaking of "unalived" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am eating a Rice Krispy Treat and nearly choked on my laughter after reading this! I genuinely have a headache now! You needed to put a trigger warning at the beginning of your comment.

@hockeygrrlmuse

7 ай бұрын

There's a really amazing Hyperbole and a Half comic about the artist's dog failing every portion of the doggy IQ test. Absolutely hilarious, the poor dog had no clue about what was happening.

@KheldarLars

7 ай бұрын

​@@hockeygrrlmuse The wizard will give her the treats

Melvin is a very special dog and he is just adorable. 🥰🐾

Melvin is such a cute little ball of fur. He’s adorable even with all his flaws.❤

Melvin not knowing how to sit reminds me of how Jenna taught Marbles how to sit for 20 minutes and he still didn’t get the concept 😂

@gezeitenspinne

10 ай бұрын

Yes! I also instantly had to think of Marbles 😂

@Kaichannel612

10 ай бұрын

If I remember correctly, it took her over a year to teach him to sit! 😂 the video she posted was just teaching him how to sit on hard floors instead of carpet! 😂😂😂

@BriaBri

10 ай бұрын

Man now i’m sad thinking about jenna 😔

@derp_dragons

10 ай бұрын

Would you want to sit an you nekkid baboon butt? No cushioning there whatsoever! 😂

@bassetts1899

10 ай бұрын

And he eventually learned how to sit but could only sit on soft surfaces 😂❤

Melvin must have had a horrible first two years. Thank God you ended up with him. I think he has three brain cells. One for fear, one for food, and one for love of you. I hope you gave him lots of cuddle time after his spa day.❤

I love Melvin! He's so beautiful.

Melvin looks like the personification of existential dread. Love it.