Max & Paddy Accidentally Kill A Cow | Peter Kay

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Max and Paddy accidentally kill a cow and save a pig!
Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere was a British sitcom starring and written by Peter Kay and Patrick McGuinness. It was broadcast on Channel 4 and began on 12 November 2004, running for six 30-minute episodes up until 17 December 2004.
A spin-off from Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights, the series follows the two Bolton doormen/bouncers Maxwell "Max" Bygraves (Kay) and Patrick "Paddy" O'Shea (McGuinness) as they tour around the UK in their campervan. They are fugitives due to an incident in the last episodes of Phoenix Nights, in which a club patron threatened to have them killed by hitmen.
Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere, Episode 5: The duo are traveling the country, where they accidentally run over a cow. After finding where it came from they buy a prize pig from the old farmer for £100.
After trying to sell it they find it is not worth anywhere near the price they paid. Finally deciding to return the pig, they discover the old man doesn't own the farm, his kids do. Worst of all he has already drank the £100 down the local pub.
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  • @Evaunit98
    @Evaunit98 Жыл бұрын

    The way the cow flies into the air after being hit is one of the best moments in television history

  • @kieranwhite6647

    @kieranwhite6647

    Жыл бұрын

    It cracks me up everytime

  • @CJPHS98_GAMES
    @CJPHS98_GAMES Жыл бұрын

    Look, I’m sure everyone can agree, WE NEED ANOTHER MAX AND PADDY OR PHOENIX NIGHTS SERIES!! ❤️

  • @noahstanley4901

    @noahstanley4901

    Жыл бұрын

    Come on channel 4 make this happen

  • @Bigshag420

    @Bigshag420

    Жыл бұрын

    They fell out over something big that’s why it’s never happened gutted

  • @dinaboaro4558

    @dinaboaro4558

    Жыл бұрын

    We definatley do absolutley love both shows

  • @rhiys

    @rhiys

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Bigshag420 No they didn't. Peter went off to do other things. And Paddy did the same eventually. They keep saying they'll get back together and make a few specials but Paddy is waiting for Peter to come out of hiding.

  • @miked4750

    @miked4750

    Жыл бұрын

    Nice idea but comedy is now dead thanks to cancel culture :(

  • @jtfc7286
    @jtfc7286 Жыл бұрын

    ‘Is it hurt?’ ‘No, it’s dead’😂

  • @FatHead1979
    @FatHead1979 Жыл бұрын

    "I can't see, my eyes are burning!", followed by Max wearing swimming goggles 🤣

  • @martynpearson6230
    @martynpearson6230 Жыл бұрын

    Cut out my favourite bit after they hit the cow... "Is it dead?" "Either that or it's going to p*ss it down"

  • @mrconcarnage3215
    @mrconcarnage3215 Жыл бұрын

    "Either that or it's going to piss it down". Comdey Gold

  • @crystalinabacteria3430
    @crystalinabacteria34308 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂i love this 😂dirty pig!

  • @ChrisManley1994
    @ChrisManley19944 ай бұрын

    "COW!" "Ya what????" "COOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ViewerNo9
    @ViewerNo9 Жыл бұрын

    ❤️...Fell in love with you all over again when I saw you at The Lowry on Friday Peter 😂🥰. Good Luck for your first arena date this Friday ❤️.

  • @davidpearson6785
    @davidpearson6785 Жыл бұрын

    Al this was fields at one time 🤣

  • @GP-fx2ib

    @GP-fx2ib

    Жыл бұрын

    Haha that made me laugh

  • @colintindale9647
    @colintindale9647 Жыл бұрын

    Absolutely brilliant, bring out another series.

  • @robdotcom71
    @robdotcom71 Жыл бұрын

    You can call me HALAL LMAO!!!!

  • @michaellomax2
    @michaellomax2 Жыл бұрын

    You Can Call Me Halal lol x-D

  • @philprice4963
    @philprice49633 ай бұрын

    Official Peter Kay KZread site, 6 minutes of play time with 6 minutes of cuts, no combine, no directions. The best Line ever is, "an you go Pass the Duchie pon the left hand side"

  • @AbsolutelyAbsolute
    @AbsolutelyAbsolute Жыл бұрын

    Re-release this series please!

  • @mattbowyer6865
    @mattbowyer6865 Жыл бұрын

    Paddy McGuinness crashing? A very realistic series!

  • @OvaisM
    @OvaisM9 ай бұрын

    5:35 😂😂😂 cheeky buggers

  • @warrickmiller7651
    @warrickmiller765111 ай бұрын

    Ive watched this so many times and ive only just realised that this is my friends farm 🤣

  • @warrickmiller7651

    @warrickmiller7651

    11 ай бұрын

    For anyone wondering this was all filmed in the town Belmont in Lancashire I grew up here

  • @bilhardman3103
    @bilhardman3103 Жыл бұрын

    Black and white one, big head hahaha

  • @tonboy8518
    @tonboy8518 Жыл бұрын

    2:30 actually looked like one of Max's and Paddy's relatives lol

  • @Lofis.Jewell69420
    @Lofis.Jewell69420 Жыл бұрын

    My dad loves you peter

  • @liamclarke5761
    @liamclarke5761 Жыл бұрын

    0:23 best bit

  • @davidmorrell5302
    @davidmorrell530210 ай бұрын

    i believe the camper van is different from the one they had in phoenix nights but i could be wrong. brilliant series though.

  • @TB.....
    @TB..... Жыл бұрын

    We miss the adventures. Surely we can crowdfund a new camper van for them to get back out on the open road?

  • @andrewboddie2396
    @andrewboddie2396 Жыл бұрын

    "Suppose we were to take the pig..."

  • @darren1720
    @darren1720 Жыл бұрын

    Funny

  • @davidmunro2077
    @davidmunro2077 Жыл бұрын

    Not accidentally but Negligently! A clear case of dangerous driving not watching the road.

  • @andreashaynes3346
    @andreashaynes3346 Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @dizzydeckdog6688
    @dizzydeckdog6688 Жыл бұрын

    Pigs on board

  • @fredwaller3234
    @fredwaller3234 Жыл бұрын

    No damage to the motorhome only busted headlight and bumper

  • @waddac2
    @waddac2 Жыл бұрын

    I love the video, brilliant. Why did the Muslim shop owner not like the poor pig, I heard Jewish also do not like Pigs. They are lovely creatures and help us have a great morning fry up breakfast with a nice brew.

  • @fofonablus7104

    @fofonablus7104

    Жыл бұрын

    Muslims and Jews don't eat pork, and pigs are filthy animals

  • @waddac2

    @waddac2

    Жыл бұрын

    Its a shame Muslims and Jew don't eat Pork.. Do they not even eat Pork over Christmas as Pork is a great meal boxing day or after? Regarding pigs being filthy animals, that is not true as lay lay in mud to clean skin after the sun has dried it. Elephants do the same as pigs. Does this mean elephants are dirty too?

  • @jamesguffogg7119
    @jamesguffogg7119 Жыл бұрын

    107>👍

  • @paulnicholson4556
    @paulnicholson4556 Жыл бұрын

    ❤😊😊😊😊😊😊😅❤❤ and 😂

  • @High_Tech_Priest
    @High_Tech_Priest Жыл бұрын

    Why aren't more people like this farmer. When he hears his cow is dead the first thing he asks is "are you alright?" Not even angry about his lost income or wasted feed. Doesn't even blame them. Just concerned that they are not hurt.

  • @raddit1449

    @raddit1449

    Жыл бұрын

    Because this is a work of fiction

  • @ackerjawaka4742

    @ackerjawaka4742

    9 күн бұрын

    ​@@raddit1449plus the guy who played the farmer was a grumbleweed 😂

  • @WhiteEnglish
    @WhiteEnglish Жыл бұрын

    Ello flower

  • @TheGmcFilms
    @TheGmcFilms Жыл бұрын

    Max is a time traveller. Yes he is...What is he doing here in 1982 in Dortmund, Germany I wonder. On the twenty seven minute mark of the video someone we all know makes a very strange entrance...Mind you it might be Brian Potter. kzread.info/dash/bejne/nGikprOLY9udiLQ.html ...G...

  • @CoolcatJackson
    @CoolcatJackson Жыл бұрын

    Here we go, sob story.

  • @Clappedtrimactuallygames
    @Clappedtrimactuallygames Жыл бұрын

    First

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