Bald Mario is real! I also just released a Lump Dump (my gaming secret series) that explains the origins of Bald Mario. Check it out: kzread.info/dash/bejne/kWalqrSGZqS9odI.html

@DobleDDD

8 ай бұрын

Breaking Mario

@LumpyTouch

8 ай бұрын

I'm going to be trying to pair regular videos with YT shorts more often. It's become obvious to me recently that a lot of my audience doesn't watch both. I hope you enjoy!

@1edijxsxk

8 ай бұрын

Hi

@st1nky689

8 ай бұрын

4th

@supergabrielbrososuna9323

8 ай бұрын

Okay that's sad though

The one obstacle Mario couldn't beat: Male pattern baldness.

@Sexmaster_69420

8 ай бұрын

100 years did a toll on this guy

@eggmug562

8 ай бұрын

BUT MAYBE HE CAN GO BACK IN TIME AND KEEP HIS HAIR WITH TODAY'S SPONSOR KEEPS

@Rammy_Latin

8 ай бұрын

That's why today's video is sponsored by Keeps!

@rbrtnewoneforeverandalways

8 ай бұрын

​@@Rammy_LatinThat's it. I HAD ENOUGH OF THE DUMB SPONSORS. *skips the sponsor*

@PLAYER42_ready

8 ай бұрын

Mario pattern baldness

Fun fact: The original reason Mario wears a hat is because his artist found it too hard to draw hair.

@Hippoisverycool

8 ай бұрын

I mean, it is

@intersonality

8 ай бұрын

​@@Hippoisverycoolthey meant it was hard to make a good looking hair with only a few pixels so they decided to go with a hat instead

@DvH_2

8 ай бұрын

@@intersonalitybut it is

@intersonality

8 ай бұрын

@@DvH_2 Yeah i guess

@alessandrolicata37

8 ай бұрын

Source?

Bro seeing Mario sad actually makes me feel sad, especially since he's usually always smiling in his games....

@etelshin

6 ай бұрын

then are you sad when mario dies? mario isnt smiling when he dies

@genkoti

5 ай бұрын

​@@etelshinWhen there are those that suffer from what is the fault of no-one, there isn't a target to be angry at. There's little left to feel but sadness when empathizing in such a way.

@nihilisticpancake308

4 ай бұрын

And for something so relatable too. No creepypasta stuff.

@ryangoyco9086

3 ай бұрын

I swear to god this vid literally wants to bring me to tears, especially that I wish he had his hair even that this video is a joke

@damsen978

3 ай бұрын

Must be the equivalent of seeing Batman smiling.

That’s the real reason why Mario collects coins. He was saving up for a hair transplant surgery and didn’t want anyone to know in the mean time by wearing the hat.

True horrors? Enslaving plants? Ancient Gods? Zombie brother? Purgatory hell? It's all nothing compared to early baldness.

@StanleyNumber427

8 ай бұрын

I have no hair, and I must scream

@patrik9328

8 ай бұрын

Sonic deals with like those all the time too, but he doesnt grow bald Not yet

@mattgroening8872

8 ай бұрын

@@StanleyNumber427take this like you sick man

@Pigray2341

8 ай бұрын

MY EYES!!!!

@lolball2968

7 ай бұрын

Ur just describing plants vs zombies (Joke)

I was watching a streamer named Elajjaz as he played Final Fantasy XVI. At one point, his chat started calling him bald, even though he has plenty of hair. One chatter in particular took this very hard. 'NOOO!' they typed. 'MY STREAMER IS BALDING NOOOO'. To this chatter, it was like he was dying. This was very poignant, and stuck with me. Later I read the post from Supper Mario Broth about Mario having weird bald sprites and it hit me. Mario, baldness, FFXVI, sadness... I wanted to combine them all. This is the result.

@LumpyTouch

8 ай бұрын

The intent of this video is NOT to make fun of people that are bald or balding.

@phragrunt5680

8 ай бұрын

Tragic lore

@plumcave9942

8 ай бұрын

​@@LumpyTouch This streamer wouldn't happen to be Doug Doug, would it?

@miltank4384

8 ай бұрын

​@@plumcave9942😢😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😂😢😢😭😭😭😿😿😭😭😢

@swag_guy87

8 ай бұрын

wait a minute...what does this even have to do with FFXVI?

First his voice, now his hair... Why is the universe taking everything away from poor Mario? WHY?!

@Lampproductions8943

7 ай бұрын

First is actually what happened on March 31st

As a 29 year old bald man, this got too real at the end 😔

@melonRoblox937

4 ай бұрын

the people that he trusted....Betrayed him

People still love him. Regardless of the condition of his scalp. It’s just a loss of hair. You’re still you Mario.

@amihannograles659

6 ай бұрын

I am sad for mario

@amihannograles659

6 ай бұрын

Mario its just hair please don't cry

@eddy7346

6 ай бұрын

What a wholesome comment on a surprisingly sad shitpost I'll respect my homie Mario, bald or not

@Ozymondias99

4 ай бұрын

Mario might as well shave it all off then.

As a young person dealing with balding, this brought tears to my eyes and hurt my soul.

@zeyadmouhoob

8 ай бұрын

same 🙂🥲🥹😭

@chuchetuma

8 ай бұрын

As an already bald person. Balding is hard. Being bald is easy.

@grapetoast

8 ай бұрын

Facts. I know i'm finally over the pain being able to laugh at this shit lol.@@chuchetuma

@dariendude17

8 ай бұрын

Ask your doctor about something called finasteride. It literally reversed my balding!

@TheRealNormanBates

8 ай бұрын

@@chuchetumaBaldur’s Gate on the other hand…

As an 18 year old who is dealing with an extreme alopecia, this hits hard It's quite sad because we as mammals mostly rely our confidence in some sort of attractive and healthy looking features, and in some cases masculinity as feminity in those particular attractive features can show of the most, imagine a lion without its mans, a peacock without its beautiful feathers. Losing that specific characteristic that living beings are born with and grow with it, losing it represents as much as being unhealthy, sick and overall defective if you compare yourself to the others individuals who aren't struggling with this and show no insecurities and problems at all, questioning why this has to happen specifically to you, it really feels like a fuck you in particular kinda situation.

@justice8718

6 ай бұрын

It represents sin.

@Baconator2558

6 ай бұрын

@@justice8718 ?????

@justice8718

6 ай бұрын

@@Baconator2558 Our bodies were not made to die in the first place. No animal was.

@Baconator2558

6 ай бұрын

@@justice8718 What do you mean by that? Are you referring to our drive for self-preservation, or are you trying to imply that all death is the result of outside influence? And either way, how does that translate to health conditions being a result of sin rather than misfortune?

@justice8718

6 ай бұрын

@@Baconator2558 Because God literally tells us how sin works all the way back in Genesis. Seriously. Sin goes against God's intended creation, so it will literally destroy the fabric of reality.

Dang This is jut like those mario plushies when you remove their hats.

even Balugio is laughing at poor Mario... 😔

@Nintendo_Homebrew

8 ай бұрын

Balugio wasn't that kind

@LumpyTouch

8 ай бұрын

Which seems a little out of character. Balugio is super nice, and bald himself. I'd argue that the scenes of people laughing at Mario are in his mind. He's at the tipping point, coming to terms with his receding hairline and the relentless march of time. Maybe he wakes up tomorrow happy as can be, but for this night, this moment, let the man grieve.

@NatnatGaming101

8 ай бұрын

​@@LumpyTouchNow if we use that widescreen technology again, we might be able to see Belugio feeling bad for Mario as he was humiliated due to his baldness. So with that said, Belugio will be the most wholesome mario character nobody expected it.

@Roisetaffy

8 ай бұрын

HEY WHERES BALUGIO full

@Roisetaffy

8 ай бұрын

​@@LumpyTouchNOPE NOT TRUE!?

Remember everyone when Mario is bald always know that Charles Martinet will always be there with him no matter what.

@Themanisnick

8 ай бұрын

He retired but your true

@DOUBLEDASH279

7 ай бұрын

This aged like spoiled milk.

This was evil, Lumpy, too evil, even for you.

Man, this animation really made me sad :( I play Mario games since I was so young, in fact Mario galaxy was the first game I ever played and seeing Mario with that pain makes me feel bad, I love Mario's hair

0:34 Lumpy there was such a great missed oportunity to have Mario's bald head reflect the light of the stars after the first one faded in. But it's okay, I still love you. :)

@LumpyTouch

8 ай бұрын

That's not a bad idea at all! I think I was a little hung up on the lyrics and focused on the star. If it makes you feel better I added light reflecting off his head at the very end.

@KRIMZONMEKANISM

8 ай бұрын

@@LumpyTouch I saw it, but you gotta admit it's not the same thing. Still, wonderful animation. As someone who has male pattern baldness running in my blood, this warmly prepares me for my possible impending doom. A good day to you :)

Unironically one of the most devastating things that could happen to a man.

@theakiwar9118

8 ай бұрын

It honestly is, but 25% of men are balding in their 20s and 50% in their 40s. If that makes you feel better.

@EngineerMonkey-zp3yj

6 ай бұрын

​@@theakiwar9118It doesn't...

@EdgeTest198

5 ай бұрын

@@EngineerMonkey-zp3yj well at least you can get a wig or something close to that

@Mediamarked

3 ай бұрын

@@EdgeTest198 Something close, like a book, or a bananapeel?

@EdgeTest198

3 ай бұрын

@@Mediamarked idk probably

Good to see Lumpy just putting out random good fucking music out of nowhere.

Mario: Actually... My hair is thinning a bit Rosalina: aw Mario, im sure it's not that noticeabl- ahhhhh!! Bald! Bald! Bald! The entire cast: Bald!! Bald!! Bald!!! Toad: my eyes!!! Mario: Alright, ALRIGHT!, mama mia...

His smile, his optimist, his hope. All gone, In a matter of seconds.

They announced Mario is 26 in 2017. Now he's 32 and it's clearly been a rough few years for him.

@memekid3162

8 ай бұрын

i think he is always 25 in the games

@idrimenilhan1562

4 ай бұрын

Mario is an elf sub category with round ears , he ages really slowly he will be in his 20s in 100 years

@NebulaSon

3 ай бұрын

​@@memekid3162he used to be middle age. But they retconned his age to 23.

The Norwood Reaper got him.

As somebody who’s entire bloodline consists of bald people and am already beginning to see my hairline recede this video is scarier than any of the horror videos you have made

Truly a fate worse than death.

@dismaldice3045

8 ай бұрын

bruh

@user-bg1qf8ez9o

8 ай бұрын

@@dismaldice3045Hush

@sergeyalaev9393

3 ай бұрын

For real. Bruh. If your life is your follicles on top of your head, then it wasn't worth much to begin with. You have your dignity, your character, your moustache and beard if hair is what bothers you. Yiu have a dozen things to be proud of, and you lose yourself over hair.

I wasn’t expecting a James Bondesque ballad, and oddly that was hauntingly beautiful. Would love to hear a full version !

@anonymouslucario285

8 ай бұрын

It's a final fantasy song

@EBThisThat

8 ай бұрын

@@anonymouslucario285 Interesting.

@chaintrust9822

8 ай бұрын

Final Fantasy XVI - My Star

Sonic: HEY LOOK IT'S A GIANT TALKING EGG! Eggman: *but that's not me this time...*

0:50 This part of the animation reminded me of Mario and the music box not going to lie. Anyways, bald mario man 😢

All the talent a human being could wish for, and this is what you choose to do with it. Bless you, Lumpy. God bless you.

Mario Wonders What he did to deserve this

Bowser's Smirk In Start Is Just Meme Material

0:00 Goomba becomes upset with Mario.

This struck a bit of a personal chord; a week or so ago my parents discovered that I have an area on the back of my head where my hair is thinning. I’ve begun using Rogaine to see if I can thicken the area back up again. I always knew this was a possibility, as all the men on my mom’s side of the family went bald, but it is definitely concerning. All a part of getting older…

@boingo3275

8 ай бұрын

There are supplements like saw palmetto extract that can also help with hair thickness, it also can be influenced by diet, like many things

@DoctorNemmo

8 ай бұрын

Nothing to do. If your mother's father's was bald, you're done. It's game over. The end of your career. -Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

@hobomike6935

8 ай бұрын

My dad and grandads on both sides of the family went bald early, so I know I’ve only got about 5-10 years left before I go bald. …on the bright side, I’ll only have to buy soap from now on, and can save money on shampoo. That will help out in an economy like this!

@justice8718

6 ай бұрын

Jesus is coming and you want to be on his side for your eternity depends on it.

@boingo3275

6 ай бұрын

@@justice8718 ... So he wont go bald?

Not me almost crying to this after seeing Mario’s face impressions…

"Patrick are you angry too?" "Yeah!" "What's the matter?" "I can't see my forehead."

Mario just can't-a-jump like he used to... getting into his 50s is catching up to him.

Somehow this is worse that Mario without his mustache.

@user-tt9qo6kv5e

8 ай бұрын

He more like a child

At the very start you can see Balugio pointing at him

When I was a kid I just assumed that both brothers were bald. I don't know why but it just seemed like they were to me. Then I lost my hat in Super Mario 64 and learned something new.

@EngineerMonkey-zp3yj

8 ай бұрын

When I was a kid, I always wondered what it looked like under Mario's hat! Then I lost my hat in Super Mario 64 DS and learned something new.

F in the chat for Mario.

@SBUB123

8 ай бұрын

F

@casparschneider4539

8 ай бұрын

F

@CrashC413

8 ай бұрын

F

@sponegzemenar

8 ай бұрын

F

@fellowsebbi

8 ай бұрын

F

This is exactly how I feel losing my hair at 19, its rough.

It's no wonder we go bald after decades of fighting fire-breathing, gigantic tortoise monsters.

as someone with horrible balding that started before even hitting 20 this genuinely hurts ngl

Seems like time has finally caught up with Mario...

If only Mario had used the sponsor for today's video, Keeps!

I'm really proud to say I was subscribed to you and rooted for you even before you had one million subscribers. Its been probably over a year since I subbed and when I first saw your channel I was thinking, "Man this guy is criminally underrated." I'm so happy things have worked out and your finally getting the recognition you deserve!

With Charles Martinet no longer voicing him, the "super" has gone. Now, Mario will slowly lose the strength he depended on all this time, reverting to the real age he should be. This is only the beginning.

Every morning, he donned his iconic red T-shirt and blue dungarees with a sense of resignation. Throughout the day, as he jumped over Goombas and dodged carnivorous plants, he couldn't help but overhear the laughter and hurtful comments of the other Mushroom Kingdom characters. He felt as if he was carrying a heavy burden on his back, one that he couldn't shake off. In the evenings, when he retired to his modest home, he looked in the mirror with sadness and wondered why he had to be different. He wondered if someday he would be accepted as he was, without his baldness being a source of ridicule. He dreamed of a world where people valued others for what they had in their hearts and not for their physical appearance. One night, while looking at a lonely star in the sky of the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario felt a deep emptiness inside. His eyes, filled with sadness, met the reflection in the mirror, and at that moment, he understood that his struggle was not over. Despite all the adventures and victories, he was still a prisoner of the expectations and prejudices of others.

Still not as cursed as mustacheless Mario

@donatoinklinggamer240

7 ай бұрын

Relatable,and also bald donato/me is not that cursed as donato/me without an eye mask

Mario could go the alternate route. He could completely shave his head, grow a goatee, and become Stone Cold Mario.

Mario: you-a know it's not-a easy being-a bald

He's not sad that he's bald, he's sad his hat was destroyed.

@NoelJohnCarlo

8 ай бұрын

Not the hat 😢

As a nearly 30 year old dealing with male pattern baldness this hit deeply. I'm starting to greive my old hair too

I like this a lot more than your horror content. Its fun and refreshing

Mario was bald to the point where even Balugio laughs at him.

When the world needed him most, he returned

@boneheadgaming6051

8 ай бұрын

Wym? Lumpy never stopped uploading. He uploads his videos in shorts more often

@LumpyTouch

8 ай бұрын

@@boneheadgaming6051 Not everyone watches shorts, which is fair! That's why I'm going to try to pair YT shorts with regular videos more often.

@Deccagon

8 ай бұрын

@@LumpyTouch NO WAY

At this point IDK wether to be absolutely horrified,or amazed by the level of skill lumpy has😂

@mollusk7758

8 ай бұрын

He has used his powers for good

@BloodOfTartaros

8 ай бұрын

Both. Always.

@MariaMoreno-ih9uu

8 ай бұрын

😡😡😡

@Kingdom93699

5 ай бұрын

Boo muqeet solangi 😡😡😡😡😡

@muqeetsolangi746

5 ай бұрын

@@Kingdom93699 why?

"You can avoid being like this from today's sponsor, keeps."

Can't believe Baluigio would shame Mario for his baldness. His time will come when Mario's scalp manifests the unmatched power of the Sun.

How it feels to have Mario without Charles Martinet's voice

I love how dramatic this is lol

Mario lost everything including his hair, his dignity... and his will to live

genuinely pretty damn sad

Plot twist: when Mario became bald, he realized he’s too old for all this running, jumping, and saving the princess. So the Mario in Super Mario Wonder is his son taking his place to continue the legacy because someone still has to stop Bowser and save the day.

Fun fact: Mario in the Super Mario Bros Movie of the 1993 is actually bald

@eduardoaguilar3421

4 ай бұрын

Considering that, it's likely that Mario as a character wasn't well defined back then, and that includes information such as his age, because you have to have really bad hair genetics to be bald at 24/25.

Don't worry Mario, you've still got that beautiful mustachio!

The hair flying off his head got me Lump. :(

What I love about this video is that it would’ve been infinitely easier to just edit a few polygons and claim that there was a bald Mario model found in the SM64 beta files from the giga leak, but he wanted to sight Supper Mario Broth so that he could link proof. Lumpy really goes the extra mile of not only making new art, but also editing the official art to such a degree so seamlessly.

Honestly I wish you did more like this, forget the creepy stuff sometimes.

@HandfulofComments

8 ай бұрын

True

@lorelo.

8 ай бұрын

Wdym? This is true horror. Gorefield could never compare.

@mariogariazzo2024

8 ай бұрын

I think I love everything lumpy does

@user-gp5yz5yz4x

8 ай бұрын

I like everything honestly

@hetzer7575

8 ай бұрын

​​@@lorelo.FR, baldness is scarier

0:01 Ayo Balugio off-screen

the most normal video in this channel is also the saddest

0:10 Y'all did not have to do him dirty like that 😭😭💀💀

"Luigi, It's drafty out here!" "Did you bring a wig?" *Mario holds back tears* "No."

Absolute perfection. Love it. We need bald Luigi next.

Such magnificent baldness

I cried man. I’m holding my newborn child, it should be the happiest day of my life. But I’m breaking down at this tragedy.

Mario’s baldness even got the third brother pointing and him at the start of the video

I love how Peach at the beginning is like "That's enough, you guys, be nice!"

If only he had signed up for a Keeps subscription…

This is exactly what going bald is like

That moon reflecting on Mario's bald head is so beautiful

Damn man, ngl I feel for mario the moment he started to cry man...

There is nothing wrong with a man going bald.

Its okay mario...youll always be our super star.

my immediate thought was those old "Bald Mario Bros." ROM hacks from like waaay back when

He pointed at himself in Mario Odyssey like: “Yes, I’m-a bald. Don’t-a laugh.”

My favorite part was when Mario turned into Asmongold, truly inspirational.

Probably his least creepy/most saddest video lol

Damn, that end bit was beautiful. Incredible job purple guy!!

The bullets don't work jon...

Man I don't know why people mock bald men, its not their choice to be bald.

This is so sad 😭 there's no joy in losing one's natural crown.

"This video is sponsored by Keeps"

Just imagine how depressed Mario's going to be when his pubes fall out.

Man who shaving head is not because of baldness, but because of the buzz and practicality in the chat.

It's very nice to see Lumpy post another non-horror video!

poor lad seems so depressed, I feel bad for him

he's becoming an old man. people age, flowers wilt, food rots. all things decay.

I think it's safe to say that LumpyTouch is currently the king of incredibly high effort shitposts. Keep up the good work jack.