Thank you for your patience! Please enjoy my longest video yet. Lots of tasty lore! Which is your favorite LOOT?

@itzToastyGhost

4 жыл бұрын

Lumpy Touch Golden Claw OwO

@KaitUwUr

4 жыл бұрын

UwU

@shabwatendaone1415

4 жыл бұрын

Lump dump: Am I a Joke to you

@glumbortango7182

4 жыл бұрын

The wait is done, and OH JON WAS IT WORTH IT

@andrewmcloughlin330

4 жыл бұрын

Hello there sir I must say your animations are excellent but I think we all wish you could make a sequel to gorefield gameboyd

Love the stutter Jon gives when he realizes he's not yelling at Garfield and, instead, Cuspfield.

@noone6991

4 жыл бұрын

Chris Tucker me too

@ronramen5827

4 жыл бұрын

He fixed his sentence using 「Crazy Diamond 」.

@DausBugaboo

4 жыл бұрын

@@ronramen5827 indeed

@nikofoundaniphone1109

4 жыл бұрын

Chris Tucker DORA!

@pribarros1681

4 жыл бұрын

Who ate the 3-Cheese Pizzas?

sagittarius just sounds like a tornado "avoid open fields" "safe in windowless basements"

@jaysonklein6018

4 жыл бұрын

Horses (and cat-faced centaurs) like to run around in open fields.

@pinhe1350

4 жыл бұрын

it's not a joke

@deadchannel6306

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry I thought there was :/

@NobodyMori

4 жыл бұрын

Moonlight Shine that’s pretty funny

@TuffyTheRabbit

4 жыл бұрын

@@pinhe1350 to me it was, cause it was *_F U N N Y_*

All the other Gorefields: *actively seek to ruin, annoy or kill Jon* Virgo Gorefield: *we do a little trolling*

@ItsCrappyPapsTime

Жыл бұрын

Aquarius Gorefield: *Hey Jon! Do you need any help?*

@huntertaylor4523

9 ай бұрын

Cuspfield: meow

@CH40T1C_TW1NKL3

9 ай бұрын

XDDD

@Zero-SPACE-BOI

8 ай бұрын

Sagittarius Garfield: “Am I a joke to you?”

@asta5907

7 ай бұрын

Capricorn Gorefield: *"I consider your terrified expression as the most sincere of compliments. You may run now, you won't get far but I'll allow it"*

Honestly, I was expecting Leo Gorefield to be just Garfield's head on top of an extremely ripped body & a mane, and for him to say 'Do you even lift, Jon?'

@HzlTanooki

Жыл бұрын

As a Leo, my life would be a literal comedy.

@critikasalihmeylani

Жыл бұрын

@@HzlTanooki Do you even lift, Jon?

@The_united_states_of_oil

Жыл бұрын

@@critikasalihmeylani no

@puzzlingproductions2296

Жыл бұрын

Who else started laughing when they read this?

@CH40T1C_TW1NKL3

9 ай бұрын

LMAO HAHAHA

Everyone's talking about Garfield as Sans, saying how good this video was, but no one is gonna talk about Godfield. Like, this dude must be more powerful than the other Gorefields

@TheLudicrousLuv

4 жыл бұрын

Nah i think at least as strong

@Qwertyuiop-lg7ko

4 жыл бұрын

Lavosfield

@goobing

4 жыл бұрын

DOES SANSFIELD HAVE A WEIRD PURR THATS SANS TALKING AND A CATS PURR COMBINED

@hestia6891

4 жыл бұрын

i mean, he's just ophiuchus' god form, at least he rebuilt the world into something better, at least to him i guess.

@xavis7617

4 жыл бұрын

What about the Papyrus Jon? THAT is something that needs discussed.

Remember: this was originally about an orange house cat that hates Mondays...

@cooldog8580

4 жыл бұрын

*_That doesn't exist anymore. Now, there is only gorefeild and cuspfeild._*

@EmperorTechno

4 жыл бұрын

And now...it is so much more...

@thomasstaples2106

4 жыл бұрын

and raisins for that matter

@user-rj2jx8sh9q

4 жыл бұрын

It never was. Oh, it never was, Jon.

@piynkone

4 жыл бұрын

And loved lasagna with a burning passion

credits to the camera man for jumping into multiple universes to collect lore about gorefields

@Loranzo_stuff

9 ай бұрын

Nah credit to lumpy touch for going through different universes to give us this guide

I'm not sure if this was intentional or not, but either way I loved the nod to Jim Davis's own zodiac, Leo, where Garfield finds Jon is identical to Jim Davis.

@iker2333

10 ай бұрын

Oh damn

Y'all remember when someone would say "Garfield" and everyone would be like "ah, yes. The lazy cat that hates mondays in the daily comics"?

@jaysonklein6018

4 жыл бұрын

Blame LasagnaCat for taking a mediocre comic character and turning it into a dark meme... Or, rather... THANK them.

@homeless4763

4 жыл бұрын

Two of my classmates have the nicknames Garfield and Odie so nowadays its either Gorefield or them

@tidalgrunt6549

4 жыл бұрын

@@jaysonklein6018 "Mediocre" That's a fighting word.

@IronSheepEngine

4 жыл бұрын

I actually do, surprisingly.

@goldengamemaster6133

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

I Would Pay Good Money To See Someone Make a Horror Game About This.

@hihello2910

4 жыл бұрын

JacenX Eldridge Someone did.

@sacredxpanther4730

4 жыл бұрын

@@hihello2910 I Mean Specifically Of the GoreField Horrorscopes.

@guardian7314

4 жыл бұрын

Same... ;-;

@DuoScot

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck that A HORROR MOVIE

@Chris-tx1je

4 жыл бұрын

@@hihello2910 lasagna boy isn't a good game

Ophiuchus gorefield actually had me crying for the first half. Poor guy. He was twisted by the cruel actions of humanity. May his new world avoid the same fate.

@adienmyers7996

7 ай бұрын

He is godfield he is traveling universes to help nermal fight sanstale

@Vayne29

6 ай бұрын

Im currently writing a cosmic horror novel, I had the same concept of an eldritch god as this one! It's super crazy.

As a Libra, I do love that every one of it's stats are perfectly balanced

@buurfan376

Жыл бұрын

i agree with as a libra i state everyting has a own balanced

@qcubic

11 ай бұрын

As everything should be

@CH40T1C_TW1NKL3

9 ай бұрын

Juicy lips doe

@Cloddyboi

3 ай бұрын

As a Libra,I have to say that everything will have a balance,you could have a balanced diet,a balanced daily routine and a balanced lifesytle.

Gorefield: Why won't you die, Jon? Me: Because, we're in the *living room*

@OMagela

4 жыл бұрын

Oh you don't

@katsukibakugo2616

4 жыл бұрын

I like this comment, I like this comment a alot.

@OfficialMisterBoo

4 жыл бұрын

**bah bum tss**

@stickaymannay261

4 жыл бұрын

Daddddd get off youtube

@alanadamoondemon4ever

4 жыл бұрын

*Oh no you didn't*

"Libra Gorefield desires a future where everything is perfectly balanced." Thanos: *Heavy breathing*

@kingcookie9777

4 жыл бұрын

Steve Tom *t-posing thanos flies over gorefield*

@MJT-DA

4 жыл бұрын

@@kingcookie9777 *internal mating calling*

@lahtine7431

4 жыл бұрын

All of his stats are perfectly balanced

@NightCrawler36910

4 жыл бұрын

Just wanted to point out that you must have 0 karma to win against libra Garfield, but he'll give you his scale at neutral karma, so unless there a puppies to kick nearby *You're screwed*

@lemonismq4642

4 жыл бұрын

@@NightCrawler36910 Maybe winning(killing at least) him will decrease your karma since he's not a total evil-doer.

How to defeat each Gorefield: Hello fellow gamers, I'm an avid player of the Gorefield video game series and today I'm going to show you how to defeat each Gorefield in Astrology Apocalypse. Be aware that each Gorefield can be defeated without loot or a safehouse, but the difficulty skyrockets without the clone so I recommend you obtain that first. However, this tutorial will display the method without any loot or safehouse. I will go based on order, not on difficulty of defeat. Bare in mind this will not all be killing, as some other methods are easier than others. Aries: Simply do not do the sleep action for 7 days. This sounds hard as sometimes it is forced but it can be done through using the coffee item each day. Caffeine pills are another option but have a risk of death if overused. Once the 7 days pass, Aries Gorefield will starve to death. (Some speedrunners have also pointed out that you can set a bucket above your head when laying in bed to sleep, the feeding process being interrupted by an external force will cause pain and irritation. If you get lucky, this will cause Aries gorefield to quit feeding on you) Taurus: Taurus Gorefield is inherently a game of chance, as it cannot be killed and the lasagna recipe question can result in you forgetting vital functions such as breathing. Yes you can look for it but the quickest way is also the easiest. The challenge is your best bet as it can often be a challenge involving an earth lain game, which Taurus Gorefield will not know. Best of luck, you're gonna need it. The inherent positive is that you'll always be able to make a truce with Taurus Gorefield. So use this to your full advantage. (After some extensive gameplay I have discovered you can use an exploit to prevent losing knowledge and make the secret lasagna question risk free. Simply take melatonin 3 hours beforehand. The sleep sequence will overright the sequence where Gorefield takes knowledge from you, preventing possible death.) Gemini: Thankfully, Gemini Gorefield is quite easy to kill. Which was intentional as the game can sometimes be unplayable without the clone loot. Bring a double barrel shotgun into a mirror room then hide it, once Gemini Gorefield comes in, bring it out and blast them through the Garfield and Raoul heads. The last head cannot function without those two for long. Run out of the room and wait a full minute then walk back in and get your well deserved loot. Cancer: A scripted event can be done with a boulder, just look up where to find it and squash that crab. Be wary however, it is on a beach side hill, and can be dangerous to get to. Leo: As Leo is a statue, it's vulnerable to explosives. When it challenges you to a battle, toss a Dynamite stick into its mouth as it charges. This is the only way I have found to kill it, and the secret lasagna takes far too long and is far too risky. (After further inspection through the game, leading Leo Gorefield under a wrecking ball then having someone drop it after it starts its roar sequence also causes instant death. If your John starts with better charisma stats, this method is easier) Virgo: Take a picture of any female you encounter that is taller than you, this doesn't risk the police being called as public photography is considered legal in most cities you will be in. Once a picture is taken of them, it will reveal Virgo. Then you will be able to attempt to kill Virgo. I recommend using the Pistol and several magazines as it does take a bit to kill them. (Speedrunners have pointed out that the woman will always have black hair and uncolored eyes if your John spawns with bright hair, and will always have bright hair and dark eyes if John spawns with dark hair) Libra: I have heard your complaints about how Libra is basically impossible to beat since you always have imbalanced Karma, but here's an easy way to beat them. Talk to no one and do not take a car, but do not walk where you want to go. Get a bicycle and ride to crypts and churches, places where you can find ingredients to the secret lasagna. Another sneaky way to figure it out is to present food items in the court when Libra drags you in, if Libra's eyes sparkle then it is part of the secret lasagna. Libra will always have a computer component in the secret lasagna. Whenever you enter a crypt your karma will go negative, donate to a charity as quickly as possible to negate this. (You can also simply build up so much negative Karma in one day the game doesn't know how to process it and Libra Gorefield explodes. This is best done by repeatedly walking under ladders, but going to the mirror room and smashing all of them works as well) Scorpio: Scorpio can be defeated by standing at the top of the staircase to the basement it resides in and shooting it with the double barrel shotgun. This is the easiest way I have found to defeat it. This can only not be done if the dream vision shows a basement, in which case draw it out by leaving the basement alone, then shoot it. (As some speedrunners have pointed out, always check if your house has a basement. John always spawns on a block with a shotgun, so it's important to check for a basement before going to find the shotgun) Sagittarius: If Sagittarius does not challenge you to a game of chance that day, challenge it to a game of chance. You will always win. (Yes I know that everyone knows this, Sagittarius is practically a joke. But some new players may not know this, so I included it.) Capricorn: Whenever Capricorn enters a body of water, you can attempt to electrocute it. I recommend using the tazer, but some are adamant about the toaster method. Aquarius: Absolutely a joke. Just use a blood sacrifice and ask it what its favorite lasagna recipe is. Badabing badaboom you win. Pisces: Find an oxygen tank and diving suit, as well as a Lazer cutter, then allow yourself to be submerged when it plays hide and seek. Once you do so, you will be transported to the cell but can't drown. Cut your way through the bars then look around, the lasagna recipe will be able to be found here. Once you find it, swim back to shore and make the lasagna. Then once they play hide and seek again, throw the lasagna into the rain. Pisces will gladly accept your offering and leave. Ophichus: As many have questioned, it wasn't known if you could actually survive Ophichus. Well recently, I've made a discovery. When you wake up on the first Monday, the news letter will detail a location with letters that have white sparkles on them. Visit it and it will tell you a specific combination of Gorefields. You must then exit that save file, then use the first save and defeat every Gorefield detailed without fail once. If you do, the Ophichus save file will delete itself. Once all of those Gorefields are defeated, you then must use their items in the areas you defeated them in. This will cause pillars to rise that inhibit Godfields powers. You will then gain visions of more places you must visit, each carrying an unholy bullet that is the only way to deal damage to Godfield. After that, you must regain the items from the Gorefields you beat. Use the crafting menu and put them in alphabetically based on their 3rd letter. Once they're all used, you will craft the Ophichus Revolver. You then must go face Godfield and not miss a single shot. Once you have shot him with every bullet, he will detransform from godhood and scurry back into the ground. This gives you a weeks time to figure out the secret lasagna. It has one ingredient in each church in the original city you spawn in. Once made bring it back to the hole Ophichusfield scurried into. This will pacify it and you can either end it or befriend it. Befriending it will give you a permanent friendly Cuspfield that always knows where Secret Lasagna ingredients are, though it only speaks in riddles. Ending it gives you Godfields Ring, which lets you input one command aside from "> Kill Gorefield" and "> Give Secret Lasagna". A completely overpowered item to say the least. I wasn't the first to discover this, but I'm still happy I did. That is the only way to defeat Ophichus Gorefield otherwise known as "Godfield". And that's the easiest methods to defeat each Gorefield! Good luck my friends.

@58847436

Жыл бұрын

Holy crap this was detailed. Glad because I'm Pisces and I thought I was screwed

@dingdawng

Жыл бұрын

@@58847436 Pisces is definitely not an easy Gorefield to manage, especially with gathering resources. It can often take me many weeks to get the proper equipment.

@sithujeesecond4525

Жыл бұрын

But what about ophichus?

@gabrielacovarrubias6947

Жыл бұрын

I'm a Pisces but i don't have access to any of the items needed (or rather, easy access) is there any other easy way to beat Pisces gorefield?

@dingdawng

Жыл бұрын

@@gabrielacovarrubias6947 Unless you haven't beaten 3 other gorefields you won't be able to find a diving suit as that's locked in a later area only accessible to a more experienced John. I should have made that clearer in my tutorial. You can make air bottles using empty water bottles but they don't give a lot of oxygen. A file can replace the lazer cutter but it takes longer to cut through the bars. In order to make it through you may need up to 20 air bottles depending on how bad your rng is. But it *should* work? I'll go test it and edit the comment with the results later.

Saggittarius Gorefield just explained why my luck is constantly "Oh cool I won 1 million dollars" and "Oh boy I just lost both of my kidneys, all my bone marrow, my spinal fluid and my ribcage". It feels that way most of the time anyway.

@nomind8984

Ай бұрын

Sounds like a skill issue. Might want to get that checked out.

I love how 11 of the 12 Gorefields are reasonably sized. And then there's Taurus.

@comediannamestaken

2 жыл бұрын

pisces is whale sized tho

@lukeandfamilyvideos8234

2 жыл бұрын

@@comediannamestaken Less Extreme Than Galaxy

@dewb8053

2 жыл бұрын

@@comediannamestaken Pisces is pretty much just a whale-sized shark, which have existed in the past

@welovecastingspellsrehehehe

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I'm not going to be able to hide

@jasonvo2620

2 жыл бұрын

libra shouldnt be that fast, dont even have a second pair a limbs

“Has decided to catfish Jon just for fun” Virgo you ain’t gotta do all that...

@Jack-E_Lantern

4 жыл бұрын

asexuals: you cant win you fool I am uncatfishable

@nowanimportant8887

4 жыл бұрын

Jokes on you! I'm denser than a black hole!

@ronramen5827

4 жыл бұрын

Maple I mean, they can have relationships and say “I love you”. Maybe someone attractive to this Jon could be just a nice person.

@snkybrki

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jack-E_Lantern Truly a terrifying power.

@Eternal-fractal

4 жыл бұрын

@@ronramen5827 aroace people are invincible then. Unless it's like, trying really hard to be your friend or something

It's been years and I still love this piece of art. If I were good at programing I would make a fan game where the Gorefields are the bosses. Also, I'm the only one that thinks the Sagittarius Cuspfield looks adorable?

@awesomeplushproductions

5 ай бұрын

All the cuspfields are quite scrunkly

Honestly Aquarius seems like one of the best possible outcomes, so lucky me. -Lasting companionship under the caviat of being fed blood (not specified to be human or yours but heavily implied). -No actual danger to you, simply a nuisance if unfed. -Exceptionally weak, if you really went after killing a Gorefield this would probably be the easiest. -The Blood Jar is honestly a super good item. Assuming its indestructible, you could do a ton of stuff. Go to a blood bank and turn any other blood to O- blood, turn your blood into liquid gold (very hot watch out), and more. Hell, you could theoretically make the blood of any living or dead person & use that blood to get an exact read on their DNA. Go clone Abraham Lincoln.

@XxEmpty_EscapexX693

Жыл бұрын

Wait it says any liquid of your choice. Does that include liquids that dob't exist like potions and such?

@Lucas.pcport85

Ай бұрын

​@@XxEmpty_EscapexX693i dont think so

@Lucas.pcport85

Ай бұрын

I was thinking about turning the blood of a person to lava, so that he basically just burns him, but turning his blood to liquid gold is a golden idea!

This would make a dope mobile game. Imagine that at any point in time, your phone would leave a message and the message says "Your *Gorefield* is currently (random number) miles away from you." or "Be careful, *he's* somewhere around you."

@k1zm3t

3 жыл бұрын

YES OMGHKGJHJ

@yaknowjustagoose9406

3 жыл бұрын

"Warning, your gorefield will say the n word"

@christiansmith7082

3 жыл бұрын

That would be fucking terrifying if i was just sitting in my room and i get a message saying “your gorefield is (however many number of inches or feet) away from you” i would literally sit there and wonder when im gonna die

@avacadotoast5571

3 жыл бұрын

Like FNaF AR?

@shabwatendaone1415

3 жыл бұрын

@@yaknowjustagoose9406 segatorres being black according to cannon Fuck

The only gorefield that wouldn't be instantly obliterated by Godfield is Taurus.

@416memes4

4 жыл бұрын

Indeed.

@dr.alexandre1093

4 жыл бұрын

What?

@416memes4

4 жыл бұрын

@@dr.alexandre1093 i mean taurus have knowladge of everything so yea

@corvinsebastiand.paylangco7805

4 жыл бұрын

Galaxy sized boi..... posibly bigger than the milkiy way which is 100light years, probably bigger that andromeda. Might be even bigger than milkdromeda

@SasukeTheCursed

4 жыл бұрын

I think the only reason Taurus is ranked lower is because its not actively malicious to its Jon. Sure it takes knowledge in exchange for knowledge but its always the Jon's choice to engage with the deals. But yeah, its the size of a galaxy and basically is trying to achieve infinite knowledge. Godfield while capable of wiping out an entire planet doesn't display much more than that and from its origin definitely still seems to be of mortal origin. Not much compared to a primordial god.

Has anyone realized that Taurus and Sagittarius gorefield are the only zodiac gorefields who aren’t evil. Taurus gorefield only seeks knowledge while Sagittarius gorefield likes to assist you but with good or bad luck.

@leroyspeelt

11 ай бұрын

Aquarius?

@StarryxNight5

9 ай бұрын

​@@leroyspeeltHe wants your blood. If you do not pay, then he "accidentally" keeps making your life worse

@Levleup

9 ай бұрын

@@StarryxNight5 I mean it depends on the amount of blood. If it’s a little bit, then he is probably the most friendly and helpful. If it’s a lot, then yeah, it’s mainly those two.

@DragonMCMultiverse

Ай бұрын

@@StarryxNight5 Never specified your blood, just a blood sacrifice, the blood bank will do

15:50 bro this gore field is the example of "you're either a villain or live long enough as a hero to become one"

@CollinBird1024

2 ай бұрын

Do you mean "you either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain"

@thespider8782

14 күн бұрын

@@CollinBird1024 in this case it feels like the opposite

There is canonically a universe where Jon is a successful comic-artist who lives happily with Liz and Garfield, who is a normal and loving cat who can't speak.

@cheesewallace5494

3 жыл бұрын

No (Wait no actually yes)

@nosaddi4149

3 жыл бұрын

And Garfield odie and nermal are all friends

@MoonOfCheese

3 жыл бұрын

@@nosaddi4149 no, Nermal's still a shithead. There is no universe where he isn't

@temmieton9755

3 жыл бұрын

@@MoonOfCheese well if there like 214124231433512341235423523523352135325152352315252342513254215 nermal has to be good in like 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% right?

@MoonOfCheese

3 жыл бұрын

@@temmieton9755 in the perfect universe maybe lol

"There is always a lasagna, there's always a Jon, there's always a Garfield" "Constants and Variables, Jon"

@javierjimenez9586

4 жыл бұрын

Bioshock reference

@rosegraham5283

4 жыл бұрын

​@@javierjimenez9586 With the video being based on alternate universes with a variety of Jons, Garfields and Lasagnas. I had to reference Elizabeth's Sea of Doors line from BioShock Infinite, but without the men, cities and lighthouses. ;)

@bimblor9858

4 жыл бұрын

ok no one like this post it has the hehefunni demon number

@rosegraham5283

4 жыл бұрын

@@bimblor9858 Damn, I should have captured this. Too late sadly.

@fatnsteamy9894

4 жыл бұрын

No Gods or Kings, only Garf.

"The angels are singing, jon" is such a terrifying line. I love it

Jon hiding from Libra gorefield:PLEASE, PLEASE LET ME IN THE COURTROOM PLEASE

"They all have a Jon, and a Garfield" *Sad Odie noises*

@catherinevo6060

4 жыл бұрын

@@morbidlyobesewizard2411 but how soon?

@salty8016

4 жыл бұрын

@@catherinevo6060 not soon enough

@Joseph_Drew_III

4 жыл бұрын

oDie: Gorefield’s arch-nemesis

@MamaMidnight98

4 жыл бұрын

If you think that we, as Jons, do not have our own versions of Odie in our lives you are DEAD wrong.

@user-nw1je1ur6t

4 жыл бұрын

Odie is chaos

When they be having a gorefield that you're only safe from in crowds and its 2020.

@cyanity1017

4 жыл бұрын

Welp, time to make a truce lasagna as a substitute so I don't get killed by the Gorefield or by the crowd.

@artmy3045

4 жыл бұрын

Beniamin Gheorghe no........

@turnlefttable

4 жыл бұрын

But doesn’t know that we exist

@ItchiestBum

4 жыл бұрын

monkey bones the tarsus doesn’t know us Tarsus people exist

@123zarapop

4 жыл бұрын

of corse i get the fifth strongest one just my luck

Scorpio/capricorn Gorefield: “Your life means *NOTHING* you serve *ZERO* purpose, *YOU SHOULD-“*

This is legit my favorite video on KZread. I’ve rewatched it probably 15-20 times. It’s just such a badass concept all around. The art is really good, the sound design is nice, and the format is very well done. I love Lumpy’s style, and it works really well for this concept. Thank you LumpyTouch! This video rocks!

"He saw the worst humanity had to offer." Yep, I'd say that Cats movie was indeed the worst.

@millsgrainboy6861

4 жыл бұрын

But what about 'Mac and me?' THAT was bad.

@soundtheartist9212

4 жыл бұрын

No one mention the Emoji Movie yet? I'm surprised.

@millsgrainboy6861

4 жыл бұрын

@@soundtheartist9212, please forgive me if this sounds rude, but some of us forgot that sorry excuse of an abomination for a reason. (Like I said, I don't mean for this to sound rude!)

@soundtheartist9212

4 жыл бұрын

@@millsgrainboy6861 I would say, "Still better than Twilight" but that would be a lie.

@ablazeboi8374

4 жыл бұрын

I agree 💯

"Your Sanctuary : *A submarine* " guess i'll die then

@iji_omu

3 жыл бұрын

time to start saving...

@dal1me8unny85

3 жыл бұрын

Me who plays subnautica: *_it's my time to shine_*

@asei231

3 жыл бұрын

I HAVE THALASSOPHOBIA YEAH FUCK THAT SHIT-

@dumbdannia6326

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@brinnayuta4545

3 жыл бұрын

Why? And the Pisces Gorefield is the whale-sided one...but better be careful when inside your safe area

I have two favorites parts 1. The win conditions 2. When Jon said "Gar- erhgk CUSPFIIEEEELLLL"

Taurus doesn't even care about jon

Sagittarius gorefield actually seems pretty chill, the worst part would just be surviving while unlucky.

@conradsmight2220

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah , I wonder if he likes card games

@randomstuff....iguess6521

2 жыл бұрын

@@conradsmight2220 tell em uno is a gambling game.

@conradsmight2220

2 жыл бұрын

@@randomstuff....iguess6521 will do

@randomstuff....iguess6521

2 жыл бұрын

@@conradsmight2220 oh and if you see a cuspfield make sure to kick em they like it

@conradsmight2220

2 жыл бұрын

@@randomstuff....iguess6521 always do it , also to keep them away from the cards

"Kill em" looks at galaxy sized elder god UHHHHHHH

@adrian_art7524

4 жыл бұрын

Well taurus gorefield don't want to kill you, he only wants knowledge from you, so technically you're safe

@dragonhearted7761

4 жыл бұрын

Takes the knowledge of how to eat ot Takes the knowledge of walking out Takes the knowledge of how to use your hands out

@bluesupernovagaming9960

4 жыл бұрын

i know about how you feel about having to fight an god that can destroy our galaxy if he wants

@DiscoBrain

4 жыл бұрын

bargain with him for the knowledge of how to kill him. He also has the coolest drop, mine is a jar that can transform blood into coca cola.

@TCM464

4 жыл бұрын

Hey, with enough bullets, anything can die!

I want to give Garf a hug, he seems like he needs it.

it would be amazing to have a game with this art, or the universe itself is pretty interesting building something this big

“He Witnessed The Worst Humanity Has To Offer” **Shows Cat’s Movie**

@saucepickle

4 жыл бұрын

KZread rewind 2019

@lunarskygacha9036

4 жыл бұрын

Boi

@gusgama8464

4 жыл бұрын

17:39

@jimbo7624

4 жыл бұрын

『 Devious 』 Fallout 76

@kayliejmoore3996

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, don't lash out at me but i just wanted to see the movie out of curiosity

I'm just suprised on what the fandom can do to an orange and black cat addicted with lasagna.

@alexandreebrahemian4122

2 жыл бұрын

Before:garfiel a normal cartoon with cute theory One guy: what if he is a demon Internet: hmm why not

@cat-he8fk

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@gamingmonitor4734

2 жыл бұрын

@@cat-he8fk how is it underrated if it has 276 likes?

@rocker8890

2 жыл бұрын

365th like lol underrated

@blightpatterson126

2 жыл бұрын

How is this surprising remember the fucking MLP fandom they went from innocent fanfics to creepypastas and beyond that there is nothing out of reach for a fandom

Can’t believe it’s already been 4 years, I remember how hyped I was waiting for my sign

Hey! Here you can go and see every gorefield! Aries Gorefield 1:39 Taurus Gorefield 2:38 Gemini Gorefield 3:39 Cancer Gorefield 4:38 Leo Gorefield 6:39 Virgo Gorefield 7:39 Libra Gorefield 8:39 Scorpio Gorefield 9:38 Sagittarius Gorefield 11:36 Capricorn Gorefield 12:36 Aquarius Gorefield 13:36 Pisces Gorefield 14:35 Ophiuchus Gorefield 15:47

OH MY GOD THIS IS WAY MORE INDEPTH THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE

@LumpyTouch

4 жыл бұрын

It's like a monster manual

@Torres289

4 жыл бұрын

its almost like that was the main idea!

@goobing

4 жыл бұрын

@@LumpyTouch or just the contents of the "help" option in a game

@shabwatendaone1415

3 жыл бұрын

@@LumpyTouch what if the gorefields where never bad and we just misunderstood them

@shanzemerchant

3 жыл бұрын

@@shabwatendaone1415 Oh yeah because a fish god wanting me to drown is nice- -an aries

Aries, a torso-sized little man: "I am infinite, Jon" Taurus, literally the size of a galaxy: "Cute..."

@megamisufinkusuneko9645

2 жыл бұрын

And the fact how Taurus hides in ALLEYWAYS yet is the size of an entire GALAXY

@saepeungian

2 жыл бұрын

@@megamisufinkusuneko9645 He can use teleporter Wat , he is an ancient god

@megamisufinkusuneko9645

2 жыл бұрын

@@saepeungian oh ok gotcha

@ramenbomberdeluxe4958

2 жыл бұрын

@@megamisufinkusuneko9645 I think the logic is he has magic God powers so he can manifest an astral projection of his face in those alleyways.

@megamisufinkusuneko9645

2 жыл бұрын

@@ramenbomberdeluxe4958 hmmm makes sense

Taurus Gorefield is unironically the GOAT- Such a being with knowledge like (how the get the pieces to make the special lasanga) provides one rather simple, and direct deal-

@d4-v1d22

Ай бұрын

No, he’s a bull

@entwixed3406

Ай бұрын

@@d4-v1d22 Best Under Limitless Laws doesn't sound as powerful as Greatest of All Time

Jon: who ate the 3 cheese pizza’s? Cuspfield: *mumbling* Jon: GAR- eh, CUSPFIEEEEEEEEELD! That part was funny for me

When Jon said “Who ate the 3-cheese pizzas?”, Pilotredsun felt that

@jambiza4846

4 жыл бұрын

GAR- Ack CUSPFLIELLLLLLL

@Legomicroman

4 жыл бұрын

funniest thing: Pilotredsun didn't create the comic, he just "dubbed" it. Pilotredsun has pretty good stuff, he made all by himself, though. example: his music is pretty sweet.

@Elemessclr

4 жыл бұрын

@@birbperson0572 where are the taco shells?

Cancer: "We live in a dream Jon" The ones that are Aries: *Screaming*

@ronramen5827

4 жыл бұрын

Taurus (me): Look man I don’t know what you guys are dealing with, but I just forgot how to find square roots, but now I know the s a u c e.

@pribarros1681

4 жыл бұрын

@@ronramen5827 *KETCHUP*

@fatasfeather7163

4 жыл бұрын

Live*

@sirmumbopxiv3084

4 жыл бұрын

Can 100% confirm as an Aries

@Dawson5773

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t get it yet I’m a Aries

This is very well made, good work lumpy 👍

I know I’m late to the party but the quality of this animation is absolutely stunning. Even in the transition screens the smoke moves in a way I have never seen depicted in this style

Cuspfields are miniature versions of zodiac signs Taurus: Galaxy-sized Taurus Cuspfield: STAR-SIZED (Primarily Wolf Rayet sized)

@amfram

4 жыл бұрын

Idk why but I mistook Taurus for Leo, my bad

@ItsNotakin

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine it combusting if you defeat your zodiac gorefield

@tacophobia7827

4 жыл бұрын

Sweet lord of lasagna

@DrMFoster7

4 жыл бұрын

Then how do they explode into specifically 200lbs of lasagna

@syrup5868

4 жыл бұрын

They're so cute though

Honestly not a bad time to be a saggitarius; he seems like chill guy.

@Georgeoftherings

4 жыл бұрын

freakymoejoe2 exactly what I was thinking. Compared to a lot of the others, Sagittarius ain’t that bad

@fartsniffer4223

4 жыл бұрын

@@Georgeoftherings yeah saggitarius is just like "lemme help you out br- oh no that was a bad arrow"

@bimblor9858

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, plus he's the second lowest in terms of zodiac power

@-ljcoolgaming-1695

4 жыл бұрын

He just tries to help... but it does not work mostly

@Nokturnt

4 жыл бұрын

*Me, a Pieces* Fuck.

0:32 ah the legendary sansfeild

I like rewatching this and pausing at all the gorefields, the lore is better than a lot of stories nowadays.

“Your lust for lasagna has lead you astray” Obi-Jon-Kenobi

@viporal7898

4 жыл бұрын

Your*

@sunnerssnag

4 жыл бұрын

it's over, gorefield, i have the high ground *you underestimate the power of lasagna*

@bimblor9858

4 жыл бұрын

"From my point of view humanity is evil!" Ophichukin Skyfield

@notasovietspytrustme4392

4 жыл бұрын

Weirdo Moose “then you are truly a lazy cat...”

@bimblor9858

4 жыл бұрын

@@notasovietspytrustme4392 *angry cat hisses*

I like the idea that the Gorefields are actually beatable as opposed to "oh its movie monster villain so you have to die sorry". Some of those items seem insane, especially the bookmark, the revival sack, the hand phone, and the spoon (although the last one is less practical and more fun to have). I just have 2 questions: If it were theoretically possible to beat Ophiuchus/Godfield what would they drop? And are there Johns who know about and traverse the multiverse to help out other Johns and collect loot for themselves?

@dr.alexandre1093

4 жыл бұрын

Super Sayan Lyman > Opichius Gorefield

@thebestasianfood8313

4 жыл бұрын

The Fuzzy Ocelot the spoon seems to me like something you would use to make a business out of, like you open up a little diner or something. Also technically it should be possible to kill/defeat Godfield. As there are infinitely many universes, it should be theoretically possible. Im sure you could probably seal/conjure something to defeat him. I would imagine he’d drop something like “tear of a fallen god” where it can triple your stats for a limited time 3 times a day or make you invincible for a limited amount of time

@Chris-tx1je

4 жыл бұрын

If you kill Ophiuchus he drops you to the credits

@thebestasianfood8313

4 жыл бұрын

DarkMightMaze lmao reality just ends

@KickUpHammyDude

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine altering the present with the Handheld Device... would it be possible? "Hey Kobe from [date before crash], whatever you do... DON'T go in tha Helicopter!"

And I really love this concept. Would actually be a good like astrology based game where you put in your personality and birthday and then it shows your astrology sign and gorefield that you have to survive.

Most of the Gore-Fields: actively seek to permanently ruin Jon's life Virgo: We do a lil' trollin' Aquarius: You're my bestest best best friend! Picses: *Ooh, something cool*

Your sanctuary: Crowds Corona virus: I’m about to end this man’s whole career

@emilioalmazan5725

4 жыл бұрын

Welp, ig I'm dead?!

@lunaitor-uq9hz

4 жыл бұрын

Gorefield and coronavirus:the deadly duo

@jonathanthecoolkid

4 жыл бұрын

This video was uploaded in late may. Which is when COVID-19 started to become really bad.

@sienfeldjerry4128

4 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanthecoolkid wait, may hasn't happened yet. Oh no.

@winreehe.villalobos1153

4 жыл бұрын

The True Coronavirus' Zodiac Sign: C҉a҉n҉c҉e҉r҉

"Gorefeild is below you" *Screams in basement owner*

@tails2101

2 жыл бұрын

Me: *chuckles* I don't have a basement

@_SPINS

2 жыл бұрын

people on the toilet:

@soeiy7803

2 жыл бұрын

@@_SPINS boy, they're having a bad time, that's for sure...

@soeiy7803

2 жыл бұрын

Man your profile picture is pure horror... Where did you get it?

@Cat-yx7xc

2 жыл бұрын

@@soeiy7803 Take a picture of a small dog (chiwawa of sumthin) then add a red atmosphere then your done

Que obra de arte has creado mereces muchísimo más apoyo

i'm 3 years late for commenting but i got leo gorefield to deal with also here's timestamps (even tho someone already did them): 0:00 Introduction 1:38 Aries Gorefield (The Volatile) 2:38 Taurus Gorefield (The Unyielding) 3:38 Gemini Gorefield (The Dynamic) 4:38 Cancer Gorefield (The Abyssal) 5:34 Win Conditions 6:38 Leo Gorefield (The Sublime) 7:38 Virgo Gorefield (The Phantasm) 8:38 Libra Gorefield (The Paragon) 9:38 Scorpio Gorefield (The Warden) 10:35 Cuspfields 11:38 Sagittarius Gorefield (The Gambler) 12:38 Capricorn Gorefield (The Herald) 13:38 Aquarius Gorefield (The Devotee) 14:38 Pisces Gorefield (The Graceful) 15:33 Zodiac Power Ranks 15:48 *Ophiuchus Gorefield* (The Emperor) 15:54 The Story of Him 17:50 *oh no* 19:03 New World 19:55 Outro

“ all these universe have something in common, they all have a jon “ Ophiuchus gorefield : lemme stop you right there

@fabiomorandi3585

3 жыл бұрын

Even the Ophiucus-verse has a Jon, he just never met his predestined Garfield. Or at least it HAD a Jon, since if he was still among the living, Ophiucus Gorefield would have likely managed to find him after his entombment at center of the Earth.

@lasagnalover1185

3 жыл бұрын

@@fabiomorandi3585 even if they were capable of locating jon through their eyes, why would they? Given the context of this universe, jon would just be another random person. Remember, they never met.

@fabiomorandi3585

3 жыл бұрын

@@lasagnalover1185 Given the other twelve examples, there's likely some eldritch force at work which ensures each individual designated as "Jon" by the laws his home universe gets paired with his predestined iteration of Gorefield, as long as there's a Jon alive to be paired with. If this hypothesis was correct, it would mean that on Ophiucus' Earth Jon would have likely stood out as a paragon of virtue in the local Gorefield's eyes, which would have triggered its interest if there had been a Jon whose behavior could be witnessed.

@maayatheperson9635

3 жыл бұрын

is ophiuchus gorfield the "garf" who mutated and eventually rebuilt the world?

@fabiomorandi3585

3 жыл бұрын

@@maayatheperson9635 Yep.

Imagine a Garfield style persona game where you have a month to kill him or he gets you

@muffin9534

4 жыл бұрын

Would you fight him in the real world or in his palace?

@ferox850

4 жыл бұрын

A special palace with 13 endings sounds nice, fellow persona user

@muffin9534

4 жыл бұрын

I imagine the special orders you could give your allies would be cool and/or bizarre

@purpledefaultpfp6233

4 жыл бұрын

You'd have to kill him through different means like sacrifices and some other worldly being would be the way to survive. Or lock garfield up in a seal

@SmallusBallus

4 жыл бұрын

Ferox looking cool Jon

I love the galactic traveling pixels at the start of the video so much. they remind me of my old win XP Screensaver. wish I could use this one as a Screensaver too

I love how your animations and storytelling are more than just "what if garfield but cursed r/imsorryjon." You got a whole garfield pantheon here

Taurus Your Sanctuary: Crowds Well that's a big blow for them.

@TheLamb_1

4 жыл бұрын

Omg X3

@WaterRose33

4 жыл бұрын

Wait what if the crowds are like ALL TAURUS

@pinkroses3139

4 жыл бұрын

@@WaterRose33 OMG YOUR RIGHT XD

@WaterRose33

4 жыл бұрын

Mediterranean teal gacha Like would they all be screwed or what lmao?

@adamcochrane3867

4 жыл бұрын

Time to get Corona :)

We just gonna gloss over the fact that one of the Gorefields is *Galaxy-Sized*

@owlflame

4 жыл бұрын

Not a single person has glossed over that. It’s very important

@Cre8iveExercise

4 жыл бұрын

*scared Taurus laugh*

@MCWaxC

4 жыл бұрын

It sucks that Ophiuchus is so powerful and takes up the spotlight because Taurus (the galaxy-sized one) is actually stronger than any other Gorefield, and from the descriptions we’re given it seems like it’s by a pretty wide margin.

@matthewnagel7081

4 жыл бұрын

@@MCWaxC *laughs in im taurus*

@MCWaxC

4 жыл бұрын

Matthew Nagel Lmao you’re fucked

The way Jhon yells and stutters "CUSP-FELD!!1!1"

Something cool I noticed with Ophiuchus Gorefield is that his new world is black and white as opposed to the green shades of the old world, both of which were commonly used as Gameboy colors, making the world vastly different yet consistent with Lumpy's artstyle.

Am I the only one who is incredibly disturbed by the scent meter? I mean it freaks me out that this horrific monster knows where I live and is currently making its way towards me.

@conradsmight2220

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

@zulimations

2 жыл бұрын

taurus people on the other hand are just like "alr alr its chill"

@shad6ey

2 жыл бұрын

im actually scared to see if this is real

@BUMHOLEDESTROYER9000

2 жыл бұрын

Im Scorpio man I feel disturbed HE IS FRICKING COUCH SIZED AND IM IN A FRICKING COUCH!

@bloggymike5409

2 жыл бұрын

Im leo and im scared too

Ophiuchus Gorefield is certainly the saddest and the most terrifying out of all of 'em.

@leehongjin6884

3 жыл бұрын

I mean can you blame him? Garf never knew a safe and comfortable life, and yet, the humans around him who had food, shelter and comfort decided to turn on each other for greed, hate, or literally any reason.

@vansolve6066

3 жыл бұрын

if we adopted him then we wouldn't of destroyed this very planet

@evan_6134

3 жыл бұрын

@@vansolve6066 to be fair the second one I think is galaxy sized and is called an elder god sooo I got my money on him being the strongest

@nowanimportant8887

3 жыл бұрын

@@evan_6134 Nah, if you read the power rating, Taurus Gorefield's only 2nd strongest.

@corruption4216

3 жыл бұрын

@@nowanimportant8887 Well I haven't finished watching the video yet so who's the strongest out of all of them?

I like how some of them aren't inherently evil

Yo u made me feel special in just this vid thx man

What if there’s a universe where everyone except one person is Jon

@SUPERIDOLdesho

4 жыл бұрын

Witchy Hoo whats the punchline

@Witchy_Hoo

4 жыл бұрын

elle ! Since the video brought up multiple universes with Jons and Garfields I wondered if there was a universe where every person was Jon except for one person because that one person would be that universe’s Garfield. Or maybe Garfield would be something that isn’t a human in that universe

@goobing

4 жыл бұрын

*oh fuck*

@TuffyTheRabbit

4 жыл бұрын

What if there's a universe where Jon wasn't Jon? Or never existed?

@goobing

4 жыл бұрын

@@TuffyTheRabbit that's where ophiuchus comes in

Me: *visits my Grandfather's grave Leo Garf: *helo there* Me, pulling a ring: *G E N E R A L K E N O B I*

@atombombdolphin96

4 жыл бұрын

Hyperspace Ahhhhh the negotiator!!

@taz3664

3 жыл бұрын

Every ring makes them fear you more

Bro this is so good

The first time I ever watched this about 3 years ago it have me sleep paralysis for 2 weeks

*Leo Gorefield* *Pros*: low Hunger meter; big as a door *Cons*: summons undead minions ((speaking of size, sucks to be Taurus))

@fiend-off-the-grid

4 жыл бұрын

also, he wants to test your virtue, so the games you could challenge him to would probably be pretty neat

@Val17282

4 жыл бұрын

I don't have to worry about Taurus Gorefield alot as long as I keep quiet since he isn't aware of my existence

@myhlosic

4 жыл бұрын

As a Leo I think Leofield is pretty cool, I want it as a friend

@mimp3486

4 жыл бұрын

@@myhlosic As a Leo I don't want zombies chasing after me. The Taurus one is cool tho. I don't have to do anything.

@majungasaurus6814

4 жыл бұрын

How is ophiuchus more powerful than taurus though, taurus is galaxy sized

I love the fact that the Aquarius gorefield is basically just a pet that wants your blood

@kayliejmoore3996

3 жыл бұрын

Well It did say we can befriend our Gorefield, and aquarius is the friendship sign too (Okay even though we can be detached or cold we are actually nice and do have emotions)

@Inmortuae2233

3 жыл бұрын

the problem is that it takes 4-8 weeks to recover a pint of blood, so you would have to give him half a pint a month to be safe, then you have a pretty ok friend.

@shabwatendaone1415

3 жыл бұрын

And has a simitar that can kill the true gorefield becuse it's a zodiac wepon

@arlenedistel1108

3 жыл бұрын

Yay i have a mutant “best friend” hunting me.

@luismenezes8261

3 жыл бұрын

@@Inmortuae2233 tell me about it. I guess I can never go to crawl spaces again.

I so wish this could be the center of an open world analouge horror game

I know this isn't the point, but I love how cozy the BGM is

I feel like the ophiuchus gorefield could have just been a normal Garfield if he met his Jon.

@skeletonkey6409

3 жыл бұрын

John died and the only way to stop this Garfield is to find odie

@sentientlemonbattery

3 жыл бұрын

Not even the strongest weapons we have can penetrate its armor

@_TheMushroomMan

3 жыл бұрын

@@sentientlemonbattery other than sagitarrius's bow but

@howaboutno7429

3 жыл бұрын

Imagin getting him as a cusp field

@sentientlemonbattery

3 жыл бұрын

@@howaboutno7429 he is no Zodiac Gorefield,Because in the world he lives in,there is no Jon,and no lasagna

When you beat a gorefield in a game of chess and he keeps his promise:” *maybe I treated you too harshly.* ”

@cameronballz6154

Жыл бұрын

I'm a leo... I don't know if the "god of the undead" is up for a game of chess

@gay__steak

Жыл бұрын

@@cameronballz6154 yeah he seems like a checkers kind of guy tbh

@00_BRUHH

Жыл бұрын

@@gay__steak I'm a leo. He hates checkers. He's into Mahjong more.

@ThePsychosis92

Жыл бұрын

U gonna lose.

@Quatro921

Жыл бұрын

@@00_BRUHH nah hes a snakes and ladders guy. I beat him a while ago

That Silver Spoon treasure would be amazing! You can eat pretty tasty food and wouldn't get fat

oh I love this game one of my favorites I should do a guide thing let’s do this! Aries Gorefield: This nerd is ranked at the 7th hardest boss in the game when he spots you he has a very limited move pool hypnotize: puts John to sleep. makes fight way harder lesser smite: shoot lightning at you when your asleep you slowly lose health, and he gains a few new moves shotgun: you shot his eye out, now he’ll shoot yours out. greater smite: lightning from the sky fly: flys up, you gotta have a ranged weapon. he has 1 debuff aura, you get slower the closer you are if he’s chasing you he will not follow you into the deprivation tank more likely to spawn in cellars the lighter will make you immune to his hypno attacks, making this fight way easier Taurus gorefield: 2nd hardest boss. luckily, he’s one of the companion guys. upon offering him some knowledge, you will loose all your crafting knowledge, but gain a ram attack and access to a few cool weapons like the galactic set the ram will not work in crowds you can mostly find this guy in alleys I had a friend who beat this guy, a trick is to use some ketchup on yourself. cover yourself in it. Taurus will be intimated by you and you win. if you win, you gain him as a pet but don’t have tor elearn the crafting crap. Pretty neat. you can realearn stuff because of a glitch. Devs are fixing it soon. Gemini garf: 9th hardest. The fight starts off with you fighting a version of Garfield but more monstrous, and a demon named Raoul. after that, they merge creating Gemini gore field. until you can actually find and attack him in private, you run a risk talk to an npc, it’s real and you get stuff, or if Gemini and you die. glasses help you see past this. So do mirrors. cancer gorefield: 11th hardest. when he spawns, he will give Jon a “permenant” maxed out. When battle is started with a gore field, cancer reverts this stat to lower than it was, and busts in to disrupt the fight. avoid the claw swipes and your golden. anybody got carpal tunnel cream? 2000 limes for next row

“Your being hunted by your own gorefield” *me slowly looks at my cat*

@foxy4851inactive

4 жыл бұрын

I will end this virus whole spread

@ghiebalajoro5188

4 жыл бұрын

You guys thought that's enough ? My cat's name is Garfield, a lazy ginger cat and lives BELOW the house. Oh and yknow what's more exciting? *IM A SCORPIO AND I GOTTA STAY AT THE STAIRS THE WHOLE TIME*

@leviphilippines5588

4 жыл бұрын

@@ghiebalajoro5188 my cat looks like a ginger--

@wiktorpikor300

4 жыл бұрын

Theres this cat that comes to my house every day oh no

@artmy3045

4 жыл бұрын

It's funny that even a virus can have cat.

"What do you have to fight?" Gemini: I have to fight myself Aries: I have to fight an angel Taurus: I have to fight A LITERAL GALAXY! Virgo: I just have to avoid being horny for tall women

@SebaTheKnight

4 жыл бұрын

I have to fight zombies and a statue

@tasertag7513

4 жыл бұрын

I got a smart machine capable of judgement.

@emmagottlieb9379

4 жыл бұрын

I have to fight someone I love...Sucks! And for those who have to fight a mere pussy cat...don't.

@somebodyfamiliar6476

4 жыл бұрын

I got a scorpion that gives me death signs

@daboyz2374

4 жыл бұрын

angelcrisis44 I have to fight a gambler

man the nostalgia. the steins gate VN was so good.

the 4th alternate Jon and Garfield at the start is fantastic

@A-185_channel

Ай бұрын

The last one just turned into garfield gameboy'd

As soon as the video said "You are Jon", my cat jumped onto the table Let me tell ya, my fight-or-flight instinct was never more powerful

@dripgoku674

2 жыл бұрын

R u n

@kingzingo1784

2 жыл бұрын

R/thathappened

@chickengaming7388

2 жыл бұрын

Get real

@missingtexturez

2 жыл бұрын

I have 2 cats,and my sign is Pisces,do I have 2 gorefields?

@doktorbord1317

2 жыл бұрын

@@kingzingo1784 nothing ever happens

Ok im the *_Aquarius_* Gorefield ·Watching me ·Cat sized ·Best Friend My cat: **walks on me causally** Me: **sweating uncontrollably**

@AuGrrr

4 жыл бұрын

Don't trust him, Jon... he can smell your fear. He watches your every move, you cannot hide he is already here.

@metthew1846

4 жыл бұрын

I am aquarius and don't have a cat I guess im safe

@jellygremlin583yearsago5

4 жыл бұрын

Same but I have 2 dogs instead of a cat :/

@aliedjauhari1407

4 жыл бұрын

Kill him so you can get a magical jar

@christophergiachetti1133

4 жыл бұрын

Diamond Spino nobody is safe my friend. Nobody

Yo lump thanks for the info i was able to tame my gorefield hes actually pretty chill once you get to know him

That was a really good video Lumpy Touch

"He ain't never met jon, so he ain't never met Odie or the others. He's just a stray roaming the streets, trying to get by" that actually tugged a few heartstrings.

@DemonknightSoldier

4 жыл бұрын

yeah that kinda hurt

@naisaetern1985

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@spoiledbratmonster1917

3 жыл бұрын

I JUST WANT TO PET HIM

@vierzehn575

3 жыл бұрын

Chenghao He as long as he doesn't try to kill or assimilate me yeah

@dominiccolby9765

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it was very sad until it got to it being a monster

Garphobia: The fear that you are Jon and there is a Garfield out there who is coming for you.

@cheezld7997

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds right.

@TheZomboy1

3 жыл бұрын

gorephobia* cuz yknow *gorefield is after you*

@BenjamintYT

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheZomboy1 Gorephobia sounds like the fear from gore. Gore in itself is a word, so Garphobia sounds better imo.

@TheZomboy1

3 жыл бұрын

@@BenjamintYT shit it does-

@MonsieurSwag

3 жыл бұрын

oye

If, theoretically, you were to encounter multiple versions across multiple timelines, Taurus is essentially the key to surviving every single gorefield; just look up random trivia, trade it for lasagna recipes, and boom, you win all battles. (He could also tell you where Ophiuchus Garfield is, so you can show him the beauty of the world so he, y’know, doesn’t kill all of humanity?)