Heyo! Let me know how you liked the video! It's a bit more 'normal' then usual. the 3D model of me was made by Sully! twitter.com/artofsully

@pookydookyneo4011

4 жыл бұрын

Yessssssssssssß

@joeykill7553

4 жыл бұрын

The videos awesome cancer bro 👍👍👍

@connormackeigan1400

4 жыл бұрын

second place! keep up the great work lumpy :)

@danielsurianoquiroa8453

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah that would be cool

@billyjackmccullough7701

4 жыл бұрын

cut content please, and the video was good

Aquarius’s ability is heavily overpowered if you choose the female character over the male

@skyjack1

4 жыл бұрын

ಠ_ಠ

@soundtheartist9212

4 жыл бұрын

God damnit. I wish I was an Aquarius now instead of a Virgo. If this stuff was real, I would have been rich by now and crashed the economy.

@jl-fy3zj

4 жыл бұрын

At least you could pay your rent every month

@runiqe

4 жыл бұрын

*OIL PERIOD* *OIL PERIOD*

@dejanaefearon6536

4 жыл бұрын

Wow I know Aquarius he's known for being weird and smart but this is just plain creepy

"Ma'am, please explain why you had fifty corpses buried in your backyard." "I'm a Gemini!"

@maccthew

2 жыл бұрын

“Sir, could you tell me why you were caught siphoning all the blood from the blood bank?” “I’m an Aquarium!”

@dumbvillage9253

2 жыл бұрын

@@maccthew -IS THIS A ZOMBIE NEAR HIM? WHY HE DONT RUN? -sir, its my own Zombie.

@outspade

2 жыл бұрын

“Gemini, right? Great, okay, look. You accidentally set your zombie on me and I died.” “Scorpio, I’m assuming? Really sorry about the organ.” “Yeah, no problem. Be careful next time, okay, Jon?” “Alright, see you around, Jon!”

@jasonz.7311

2 жыл бұрын

@@outspade (That's Leo. Gemini is clones.)

@brickpuncher1429

2 жыл бұрын

"Sir, please explain why you are talking to Abraham Lincoln." "Hold on one moment. I'm a Capricorn."

I love to imagine a Libra realizing "Aw shit I forgot to do a bad thing! I'm gonna suffocate!" and then they proceed to drop-kick the nearest person or something

@arandomguy71

11 ай бұрын

kick them inbetween the legs for an extra -20 karma

@Bugretti

10 ай бұрын

Imagine you have to skip a week at the helping at the homeless shelter so you just start suffocating and end up punching a poor old lady

"how good is my cancer loot?" Can easily be extracted and said out of context

@TheKidsAreSOnotOkay

3 жыл бұрын

example : **Doctor with a sad face and a heavy heart walks in with a notepad**

@Kobaford

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheKidsAreSOnotOkay Sniper Gaming

@TheKidsAreSOnotOkay

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kobaford **A muffled speaker plays Robot Rock while the apartment on the other side of the parking lot has rapidly changing color lights**

@twinkiesmaster69

3 жыл бұрын

Mana potion

@destroidhak2556

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kobaford we will test on you brain cancer loot

I can’t be the only person who wants Lumpy to do more 3D art after seeing the 3D Lumpy Model at the start of the video.

@ayden7252

4 жыл бұрын

It’s actually made by Mort Mort

@vanpassinby

4 жыл бұрын

@@ayden7252 It was actually made by Sully, as cited in the description

@cosmicspacething3474

4 жыл бұрын

I’m definitely interested

@ayden7252

4 жыл бұрын

vanpassinby ah, sorry about that

@lifeishardagain8594

4 жыл бұрын

There much more cursed models

"Unable to die even though he wishes for it, Mario eventually stops thinking." 0:01

@agenti4734

4 жыл бұрын

Your next line is " was this all a jojo reference?" To you

@bungusbio8757

4 жыл бұрын

Was all this a jojo refrence- NANI?!

@KellyCalKelsey

4 жыл бұрын

Kars: *finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary.*

@duel9865

4 жыл бұрын

@@KellyCalKelsey Both of them would just stomp on each other, MARIO WOULD SURELY KILL HIM

@sbrensbeve7982

4 жыл бұрын

@@duel9865 they just both clink and kars dies lol

He’s just hiding the fact that cuspfield’s is the best by far.

@sirlambchops.

3 жыл бұрын

SOOO MUCH LASAGNA

@mysticcc_

3 жыл бұрын

IM A GEMINI-CANCER CUSP (june 20)

@_Tzer

3 жыл бұрын

ophiuchus does it even have one?

@mysticcc_

3 жыл бұрын

cuspfield: all of the loots combined, without the bad qualities (like sagittarius's cursed coin)

@metanoia2226

3 жыл бұрын

@@_Tzer nope. it was never killed.

Considering Taurus is the lowest scent star sign in the series, and it's my star sign, and the loot is super good, I'm pretty happy. I'd probably just use it to memorise all the rules of D&D

@Helperbot-2000

2 жыл бұрын

Same with me

@ultrio325

2 жыл бұрын

Step 1: print out Wikipedia Step 2:

@JudgeOfHell188

2 жыл бұрын

Im a taurus too, but I wouldnt exactly do that. I would probably put the bookmark in... Uhhhh Uhhhhhhhhhh I have no idea The entirety of the Percy Jackson series?

@beebajazz

2 жыл бұрын

Id use it to remember my passwords

@alessandromagno0818

2 жыл бұрын

If I was taurus I would use it to my school books

Police: Why do you have so many identical actual human skeletons? Gemini: Oh don't worry, they're mine.

@jetta1234100

4 жыл бұрын

Yep, those are mine!

@tacodrago2125

4 жыл бұрын

A creative way to depose those skeletons would to make a skeleton model like in those science classes. The skeletons are all identical and if questioned, say it is factory model

@ryojoelofficial

4 жыл бұрын

Me

@theawesome5496

4 жыл бұрын

literally.

@WeaponXSigma

4 жыл бұрын

You see those human skeletons in the prairie out yonder? Thems be mine don't ya know. A cookie to whoever got the reference I just made.

"Transmits human blood into a liquid of your choice" *Sounds like cannibalism with extra steps*

@dejanaefearon6536

4 жыл бұрын

*S A T A N I C C H E M I S T R Y*

@renaudmahe4543

4 жыл бұрын

But its not really cannibalism if you use your blood

@bastionpowell6019

4 жыл бұрын

@@renaudmahe4543 I'm preparing the throwing hatchets

@user-vb6gi7dh9b

4 жыл бұрын

can be any liquid though, doesn't have to actually exist you could turn blood into juice that makes you into a god.

@brianthepyromancer924

4 жыл бұрын

That gave me some bloodborne vibes

ok but with the Dreamcatcher you don’t HAVE to sleep half as much, you could still sleep 8 hours and effectively get 16 hours of sleep from it

As a Sagittarius when I realize that a) My loot is actually attainable and I will probably survive my gorefield. b) When I realize my loot is op because exchanging for any good or service is code word for wishes. Luck is with us brothers. (and sisters) :D

@elijah3122

2 жыл бұрын

Not to mention your genie has no rules

@colemumaw8544

10 ай бұрын

it doesn't say there's a limit to the size of the wish you could use one coin to get everything you would ever want or need.

A Gemini and an Aquarius being friends would be a mutually beneficial relationship.

@gundarium4237

4 жыл бұрын

I'm a Gemini. However both my brothers are scorpio and leo. Edit: if we include ophiuchus in the zodiac than I am a Taurus.

@aboriginite

4 жыл бұрын

add in a leo to get the most out of gemini and all them dead clones

@dottalks8156

4 жыл бұрын

Yeahhh I see myself in a situation "Hey ahhh Wally boy, help me bleed this corpses so that Tommy can make us some Sauuce" "yeah, why not"

@somefries3101

4 жыл бұрын

The worst thing is that im Geminis, and one of my best friends are Aquarius

@jules4813

4 жыл бұрын

my sister is a gemini and im an aquarius... finally something we can work together on

“Make food out of water.” *Flint Lockwood wants to know your location.*

@bastionpowell6019

4 жыл бұрын

I forgot about that movie lol

@Xaike69

4 жыл бұрын

Fuc

@gagidoo4757

4 жыл бұрын

FLINT LOCKWOOOOOOOOOOOD

@tatethecowman3966

3 жыл бұрын

YOU’RE A SHENANIGANIZER!

@goldie7367

3 жыл бұрын

Hey my name is flint

Well i could just tell my clone to leave before the end of the day. "Hey, go frame someone for murder" "Heh, yeah that'd be hilarious"

@erickstone9007

2 жыл бұрын

Wouldnt the real you get arrested though when they find you still alive?

@TarotVylan

2 жыл бұрын

@@erickstone9007 i'll just give them another clone to arrest the next day, problem solved.

@IDontReallyWantAYoutubeHandle

2 жыл бұрын

@@TarotVylan Fair, but the next day that clone's gonna be dead, and now YOU'RE legally dead! Now you've gotta be in hiding for the rest of your life as a nobody with your creepy uncle jimbo who's been cut off from the rest of your family and doesn't check the news, atleast for now... What's your next step, Mr/Ms Avenger?

@TarotVylan

2 жыл бұрын

@@IDontReallyWantAKZreadHandle i think you're underestimating just how willing i am to become a forest hermit who sends his clones into society to gather supplies I know a few small towns that wouldn't be too suspicious

@IDontReallyWantAYoutubeHandle

2 жыл бұрын

@@TarotVylan Alright, I can respect that. Good luck on your hermitisation purification transformation plan!

this is technically late but I just had an AMAZING idea for how to use the Aquarius loot: become a mortician. I learned elsewhere that part of the embalming process is arterial embalming, where the person's blood is drained & replaced with a red embalming fluid. The thing is, that blood is normally just poured down the drain, so unlike other career-based sources, no one would get suspicious about any missing blood, & as long as you have the job, chances are you won't run out (unlike the whole "be a woman" strat because menopause)!

Ophiuchus Loot: You become a god, thats all.

@joncarbattery2541

4 жыл бұрын

Profile pic police, here to question your profile picture

@likaqween6126

4 жыл бұрын

@@joncarbattery2541 uhh.... *sweats*

@joncarbattery2541

4 жыл бұрын

@Gachatale Stories It's the hentai inquisition

@bastionpowell6019

4 жыл бұрын

Nah I replied to a comment on complete and I said I prepared hunting hatchets with poison and a lasagna scent and said "am I gonna get a fetus or smthn"

@dervy1309

4 жыл бұрын

sadly if you're an ophiuchus you'd be too busy not existing to beat your gorefield

the fact that the aries loot lets you sleep half as much and you feel fully rested, and the fact i sleep about six hours a night, i would love it! but i’m a scorpio, and i’m really accident prone, so that loot is still really good.

@shanzemerchant

3 жыл бұрын

As an Aries, I agree! It'd be so cool to get less sleep, It's hard for me to feel well rested and I don't enjoy the fact I need so much sleep, It'd help me a lot!

@AndresHernandez-zw3ug

2 жыл бұрын

I’m also an Aries and tbh I could really use being able to feel as energized as I would with 8 hours with half that considering I don’t get much sleep normally, and I’m not a nightmare person either, so it works out either way.

@abstrusepaladin

2 жыл бұрын

I hope it makes me feel emotionally refreshed too, can't really attribute it all to a lack of sleep but IT WOULD BE NICE, PLEASE.

@dustymcwari4468

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Aries’ is fantastic as heck! Sleep time for me is awful, I hate that I have to cease everything I’m doing to go to sleep, AND fear I may oversleep and waste time, being able to take a little nap and feel as refreshed as if I slept for a while sounds so godlike xd

@pugofwarbr

Жыл бұрын

yeah, i need one of these because i am sleeping the half of what i need

Scorpio is actually ridiculously strong if you speck into the leap day skill tree to get the total gore field ability, since it resets after every kill you get 12 uses out of it which is ridiculously helpful

0:53 Who is imagining that the bullets are keys

Being female and having the aquarius loot is great because once a month you’d get a good amount blood to put in that jar :)))

@adrianrandom3448

4 жыл бұрын

OMG, Your brain... absolute genius, no sarcasm intended.

@OmegaPlum

4 жыл бұрын

:(

@soundtheartist9212

4 жыл бұрын

I'm female, but not an Aquarius- just a virgo. I was really looking forward to crashing the economy. :^(

@vanilla8101

4 жыл бұрын

You can't just sit on it all day tho, you'd have to put whatever hygiene thing you had in there and try and get the blood out by mixing it with water or something, or else you'd just have a golden tampon :/

@theh2016

4 жыл бұрын

I really wish i didnt see this comnent

Imagine being a Taurus and you loose your bookmark, then like, years later you suddenly start remembering the plots of The hunger games, twilight, and other such young adult novels that leads you to at least a few good years of misery.

@asterbomb9884

4 жыл бұрын

You could use that knowledge to create the ultimate young adult novel!

@atoxicmelody3289

4 жыл бұрын

I also like to imagine whatever preteen girl who actually has the bookmark isn’t even reading the entire books but just procrastinates reading them until finding a new book to procrastinate on

@vanilla8101

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine someone is using your bookmark to read porn like fifty shades of grey or some shit 😭

@vanilla8101

4 жыл бұрын

@@atoxicmelody3289 The books don't have to be read for the bookmark to work. I'm guessing it would just sit there and you'd stop getting random knowledge of young adult book's plots (which is good)

@kung-borean30

4 жыл бұрын

Crap...

"Damn, it feels good to be a LIBRA..."

@A_Playable_Fur

2 жыл бұрын

Don't brag

@somerandomlucario3940

2 жыл бұрын

@@A_Playable_Fur If I wanted to brag, I could.

Me being a Scorpio Lumpy touch: I’m bouta end this mans whole career

@snewp_e2139

2 жыл бұрын

Lumpytouch on his way to accidentally fall off a cliff after uploading this video

I cant make a tier list without these answers shaking the tiers up: 1. Can you disable whatever item you get? 2. How much Virgo juice do you have anyway? 3. With Leo you said you can use it on yourself. When you're die, can you keep using it do basically be immortal? 4. Does the Capricorn past calling change time itself? Like if I stopped the President getting assassinated or something, will that change things? 5.If you die over the span of 2 days (Maybe wounded and sent to hospital 1st day, die 2nd day), are you locked into dying again? 6. With the Sagittarius coins, when they disappear, do the stuff they're used on disappear too? 7. So like, with Capricorn, do they just pick up the phone? Answer in they're head? **Does it show up on the phone bill?** Also bonus question: Do we include Ophiuchus dates? I believe that pushes my sign back 1

@konoduwangda129

4 жыл бұрын

Ｖｉｒｇｏ　ｊｕｉｃｅ

@sirhootsalot2343

4 жыл бұрын

Hoo Hah for number 5, most likely you would just die from it not being an accident, and from a rewatch it says it’s a one time use so you wouldn’t get irl softlocked

@sirhootsalot2343

4 жыл бұрын

Hoo Hah and for number 3. I think that it would not allow you to revive yourself after you fully rot from the first revive

@sirhootsalot2343

4 жыл бұрын

Hoo Hah 4. Most likely it wouldn’t work like that

@Destructocorps

4 жыл бұрын

Besides scorpio, they're all either fully optional to use, or can be stored if they're physical items from my interpretation

1:00 Mmm Smells like freshly boiled crab... compleeetly normal...

@JetFalcon710

4 жыл бұрын

_[notices giant crab claw sticking out of the pot]_

@LuisRamirez-ss3ki

4 жыл бұрын

don’t... just don’t...

@user-uw5wt7nd5q

4 жыл бұрын

Freshly boiled Gorecrab

@szarco04

4 жыл бұрын

I thought bullets didn’t work

Lumpy, my guy, you underestimate Aries' loot power. Imagine how much stuff you could do if you slept less! Hell, I would sacrifice all my sleep to be able to do more stuff. I hate my brain for needing rest. Also, yeah, Scorpio's loot is really lame, like, I die one time and that's it, I need reusability lmao

@triggerhappy4199

2 жыл бұрын

I agree dream catcher is good I need that I can work/play video games when ever I want

4:51 right before Lumpy said that I was thinking about that 💀

Scorpio's Loot: **In last place** Me, a scorpio: **sad scorpio noises**

@serbian_knife_fight

4 жыл бұрын

Samuel Hayden felt that

@roastchicken401

4 жыл бұрын

Hey, at least you get a get out of death free card - _If_ your death was an accident.

@chaosendures2096

4 жыл бұрын

@@roastchicken401 so youre immortal as long as you're not murdered or suicidal

@theSixPathsOfTrains

4 жыл бұрын

i do like the tarsus loot tho. but how the fuk boi am i supposed to fight a galaxy sized monster. wtf!

@failedthanos7349

4 жыл бұрын

Me, also a Scorpio: *angry screaming*

“Cancer loot”...what is that, your make-a-wish presents?

@gianlucamyslimi1739

4 жыл бұрын

It's a event-only reward you can easily get by defeating cancer-infected kids. They give a lot of EXP and loots, trust me, I tested it myself.

@nosebonkisgod1170

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@lamazmorradelesqueleto7166

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine one day wake up and have 2 ass holes

@dagkyco8152

4 жыл бұрын

hunter xenomorph. That would be interesting

@lamazmorradelesqueleto7166

4 жыл бұрын

@@dagkyco8152 #2assholes

*It's really an incredible universe to dream of...and in a perfect way it's not far from what some people face today.* I'm a Scorpio, but I think you've hit the nail on the head with this one! Of course, it's your own opinion, but when you think about psychological meaning within this tier list, you see how man loves dare over immortality. The top 6 make for play, and last 6 make for longevity. How do you know you are alive unless someone or something is testing all the limits of your life? I think the thing that really makes these loots click is the amount of human integrity you have to consider. You might say Scorpio loot is least valuable because accidents are rare, but if you had a Jon that was particularly unlucky or even balsy, or was the best friend of a Pisces Jon, then it just might come in handy. I know by them being parallel universes they will never be together, BUT IMAGINE IF THEY COULD. You'd start to see the value of each loot depends on the integrity of its sign owner. This is such an awesome collaboration between artists! 💫

i like the fact of libra gorefield not being dangerous when you have net karma of 0, while the item you get from him can kill you if your net karma is 0

Normal People: *Uses Capricorn ability to save lives* Me, if I was a Capricorn: *Prank call Hitler and tell him his mustache looks like a toothbrush*

@Bitzwave

4 жыл бұрын

I can do that for you :P

@Forlorn_Overseer

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@JIMT412

4 жыл бұрын

Iluminate Minds: Call Lenin and say communism is for gays and say i'm german

@rosscross1483

4 жыл бұрын

That's actually genius.

@ASH_HYPES_ALONE

4 жыл бұрын

Well that's another thing in my bucket list

I dunno, I would switch places with Saggi's Jackpot with Aries' Dreamcatcher. The description says you only HAVE to sleep half as much. It doesn't say you MUST sleep half to feel refreshed. Honestly I would be down to have that loot. And if I feel like sleeping more, it's not gonna stop me, right? And with my luck I would get the cursed coin so... I would rather have something that could be useful and not on a russian roulette :) Oh and I'm Cancer btw, I would love that loot too :'D

@lastchance1829

4 жыл бұрын

could just put the dream catcher away and only use when ya need to

@amfram

4 жыл бұрын

You ever overslept by like 4 hours? Shit gives me a headache.

@zombeebear30

4 жыл бұрын

Oversleeping feels the same as undersleeping

@Forlorn_Overseer

4 жыл бұрын

@@amfram Yup hella migraines when you wake up

@FreelyFooled

4 жыл бұрын

Also, as a reward for beating that gorefield, it would be nice to get a good rest

As time goes on, Lumpy becomes more meme - focused, and I'm loving it!

@dumbvillage9253

2 жыл бұрын

Lumpy always was meme drawer, hes just has specific style

@jojogacha974

Жыл бұрын

@@dumbvillage9253 he’s a horror youtuber

I like how you used “tier list time “ as the voice from Faith or something like from when it says “mortis”

Libra Loot: Doubles your stats My stats: Speed: 0 Intelligence: 0 Strength: 0 Luck: -1

@swap6984

4 жыл бұрын

Well now you have -2 luck!

@ilikeoranges1408

4 жыл бұрын

@@swap6984 STONKS

@he636

4 жыл бұрын

Nah 0×2 = inf

@littlebeasty5839

4 жыл бұрын

@@he636 YOUARENOWABLETOWATCH: RICK & MORTY

@gaminyte

3 жыл бұрын

Oof

“You can call anyone with your hand” 7 year olds: Finally, my time has come

@xenoumbre3010

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my XD

@dq7860

4 жыл бұрын

Oi bossu

@xistin

4 жыл бұрын

@JADEN BAILEY joe mama

@SmileyArtist1

4 жыл бұрын

but wait... how would the 7 y/o beat their gorfield?! stay tuned to find out in the next episode of.. wtf am I doing

As a Libra, just know seeing this. Im glad that my sign actually got recognition and is top tier.

so nice to see that you use the de blob soundtrack. its really cool and criminally underrated

You could Sync Gemini with Aquarius to have any liquid, basically.

@drperkyreal4686

4 жыл бұрын

This is cursed

@nepthesimplord5477

4 жыл бұрын

I agree. You get your blood from your clones and then you make a liquid to dissolve just flesh and bones to leave no trace of any clone bodies.

@0ceancr4wler85

4 жыл бұрын

That's really broken

@RaidriarTheRadicalKing

4 жыл бұрын

any Aquarius wanna team up?

@radicool8328

4 жыл бұрын

@@RaidriarTheRadicalKing sure lol

We all well know Lumpy is a genius animator, but his VOICE is AMAZING. As a Leo, I definitely think that loot is low-tier. Me personally I would’ve switched Libra and Taurus, the rest seemed adequate

@kos2919

4 жыл бұрын

But you can use Leo item for someone you really hate. See as you revive them and let them suffer as they rot

@jarrett2211

4 жыл бұрын

You could summon a temporary army at every graveyard you visit

@Eichro

4 жыл бұрын

His trailer narrator voice really caught me off-guard

@CyberVonCyberus

4 жыл бұрын

The only upside to having the Leo gorefield is that you'll at least have one of the least horrifying deaths since it's basically a giant stone lion and a murderer.

@raresm8601

4 жыл бұрын

Kos 291 that’s exactly what I thought of And also, it doesn’t say how many times you can resurrect someone so when they rot a lot you could kill them and resurrect them again

This video helped me understand Sagittarius loot but when in horror scope the loot description made me think that the coins instantly disappear making them useless

Aries not only doesn't say anything about changing the dreams, but it also makes it twice as efficient, so you get twice the dreams. Automatic S-tier even though this isn't a tier list and it's a top 12.

@WikiLove64

4 ай бұрын

also you snore very loud

Lumpy talkin bout Aquarius’ loot: “I mean where ya gonna get all that blood?” Ppl who go through shark week every month: 👀

@zuzabloodytear4909

4 жыл бұрын

you found a loop hole well done

@MilesTailsProwerfan9

4 жыл бұрын

MilesTailsProwerfan9 The only problem is explaining it to them. "I need you to bleed into this jar when it's your time of the month." *SLAP*

I highly disagree with this, he ranked it on how good they are, I think it should have been on how worth it would be. I’m pretty sure Pisces was one of the strongest Gorefields imagine taking on this thing that could easily kill you, and you get a spoon that lets you eat ice better, it ain’t worth it.

@copperrank8231

4 жыл бұрын

@@blackbloom8552 You sure taurus gorefield won't hunt down Jon so that he can force him to exchange a memory of his for a piece of gorefield's vast knowledge? Not to mention, if he doesn't have any knowledge gorefield already knows, Jon might get into some real trouble!

@gianlucamyslimi1739

4 жыл бұрын

@@blackbloom8552 challenge him into trying to solve a paradox game. As long as he loses, the item is yours.

@jobisTheWorst

4 жыл бұрын

Philippe Gabriel, yeah his item would probably be near the top

@nicomom9534

4 жыл бұрын

He's ranking the list based on his opinion

@jobisTheWorst

4 жыл бұрын

Philippe Gabriel I did a stupid and got confused on what you meant sorry bud

I would imagine Gemini's clone slowly fades away feet first throughout the day (but can still use the faded limbs as if there still there) so once the day ends they just despawn

@goldenpineapplesgobrrr9973

Жыл бұрын

Also I was born on the first month so what do I get?

@swarmlord5

8 ай бұрын

​@@goldenpineapplesgobrrr9973 If you mean January, you're a Capricorn

Love the deblob music Blissful is always relaxing

me, a scorpio: wow i can't wait to see where i'm placed! "12th bc you're unlikely to die" thanks lumpy

@Zyphent

4 жыл бұрын

The catch is this assumes you'll play it safe. You can take way more risks in life as a scorpio with a 1 time revival. Anyway,its probably not high tier still.

@serbian_knife_fight

4 жыл бұрын

Felt that

@harleyroesner1274

4 жыл бұрын

you underestimate me, lumpytouch.

Everyone else thinking about how to abuse Aquarius's loot: "Haha, I'm rich!" Me, an actual Aquarius: *One elixir of eternal youth, please.*

@scottgagnon6136

3 жыл бұрын

You need to find someone who can get you a potion of eternal youth first

@VitTheVicious

3 жыл бұрын

Wait. But you could still die, and everyone you love will get old and die. I don't think that eternal youth would be a great idea

@pandoratheclay

3 жыл бұрын

If you’re a Gemini/Aquarius and have a friend that is the other one and you both have to loot,you can make a clone Harvest blood and turn it into stuff

@Outlaw7263

3 жыл бұрын

@@pandoratheclay Cuspfield: No

@puroplays1228

3 жыл бұрын

me a virgo: ...am i allowed to seduce my gorefield?

I feel that Aries dream catcher would be more useful for me, but I still agree with all of the choices

That music takes me back to the old days

Capricorn loot: "Durururururu! Dururururururu!" *looks around for their own hand* "Beep!" "Hai! Moshi moshi!"

@diobrando1545

4 жыл бұрын

B-BOSSU!?

@agenti4734

4 жыл бұрын

Doppio!!!

@ASH_HYPES_ALONE

4 жыл бұрын

Finnaly... My own jojo reference

When all your clones die just donate their organs. Also imagine if you could combine the clones with the jar and get a full bodies worth of liquid gold.

@lukaszdluzak3905

4 жыл бұрын

Add Leo to This and Your clones last longer

@person8064

4 жыл бұрын

Or, food supply

@lukaszdluzak3905

4 жыл бұрын

@@nongjude Unfortunatly no. It's Pheromone spray. Want to trade?

@DanielPerez-hh5sy

4 жыл бұрын

@@lukaszdluzak3905/videos The worm prob can only be used once.

@couldntthinkofaname360

Жыл бұрын

Reveal your powers to the government and make a contract that your set for life in exchange for infinite organ resources. They can’t exactly force you into a facility for study, what are they going to do? FORCE you to summon clones while they study you? They can’t exactly do that if you refuse to summon clones in the first place

i’m also a cancer and i feel like it’d be really useful to be able to be a master at something and take notes from everything you did that day. like suddenly becoming a master cook and making a cookbook to be able to practice and make insanely good meals even after that day

You've gotta think about the metagame here. That's why I put the Silver Spoon in first place. Once you find a Secret Lasagna, all you have to do is taste a bit, and then you'll be able to recreate them at a rapid pace; effectively letting you "cheese" all other Gorefields using the oft-overlooked Surrender route.

@elijah3122

2 жыл бұрын

Ah, but the Secret Lasagnas are different for each! You could probably use Jackpot tho

So.. scorpio is like.. Killer queen Bites the dust?

@psychoticg.a.q4043

4 жыл бұрын

More like from re zero where Subaru die and the time restart He died everytime and he always remember how he die and also sometimes had to suffer the same thing over again

@thundrr1929

4 жыл бұрын

@@psychoticg.a.q4043 yeah, it's more like this, Bites the Dust is a re-di

What I would do with each loot: Scorpio: not very much but can save my life once Leo: revive a celebrity or something but then it will have to die Virgo: maybe get a girl but mainly become invisible Aries: less sleep, more time to waste (but I don't want it) Aquarius: useless unless I get some blood Cancer: get random skills Sagittarius: business Pisces: try new foods Capricorn (my sign): call people I know their names but not their numbers Gemini: reliable clones Taurus: no need to read books for school anymore (take that summer reading) Libra: become stronger or being a psychic depending of my karma (unless I'm neutral, then I would be dead)

8:58 Lumpy: Maybe your uncle owns a sausage factory Me: WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU IMPLYING?!?!

Gets Capricorn loot, calls the past “Hello? Uh, hello hello! Hi, and welcome to your first day on the job at the new and improved Freddy Fazbear’s pizzeria!”

@kaliyanelson6106

4 жыл бұрын

Guy who's about to discover ghosts: The *WHAT.*

@ASH_HYPES_ALONE

4 жыл бұрын

Just think of calling your past self

@WillWilliams420

4 жыл бұрын

Gold.

@greenstarlover1

3 жыл бұрын

@@WillWilliams420 just gold.

Every loot in a nutshell Scorpio: Death day reset Leo: Necromancy but with a limited time Virgo: Charming or invisible Aries: Less sleep, More work Aquarius: Give me your blood Cancer: Learn a new skill and replace it the next day Sagittarius: 30 coins for trade Pisces: Water food Capricorn: A very handy phone Gemini: Shadow clone Jutsu Taurus: Bookmark English students would want Libra: Good Karma = Buff Bad Karma = Nerf but with physic powers Balance karma: *Insert Sonic drowning theme*

@arthurmorgan5887

4 жыл бұрын

It's Guillermo 2.0 *29 coins for trade*

@hikaru6027

4 жыл бұрын

@@arthurmorgan5887 its still a trade, one coin trade for a bad thing, 29 coin to trade whatever you want, 1 coin for bad thing

@VexSaber

4 жыл бұрын

Pisces is the best

@arthurmorgan5887

4 жыл бұрын

Just Alberto ok thanks

@bastionpowell6019

4 жыл бұрын

I dont HAVE to be lazy with my loot even if I'm an aries, I'm allowed to be lazy and a weeb

You should make a video on how to beat different gorefields or the challenges they offer to beat them or how to find secret lasagnes

“Where you gonna get human blood?” I can just exist too hard and randomly boom- nosebleed. I should probably get that checked.

It's funny that Scorpio's Revival Sack is, in a nutshell, Yoshikage Kira's Bites The Dust from JJBA Part 4. And the fact that it's at the lowest tier of loot is even funnier.

@floofbirb4436

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, coming back from the grave by forcing an accident can be quite potent, and also, granted you are thick enough, it can also be GER

@xenonzyphr4066

4 жыл бұрын

lmaooo😂😂😂😂

@KellyCalKelsey

4 жыл бұрын

Part *4* atsiM: **stelluB gnitaewS** *Sorry I’m writing from Australia*

Here’s a good business idea: -Get a Gemini and an Aquarius together -have the gemini make a clone -kill the clone -use the clone’s blood in the miracle jar -turn the blood into *l i q u i d g o l d* !!!

@Zephyrius8

3 жыл бұрын

Disgruntled Kakyoin Gemini can be replaced by Pisces cause Pisces gets to turn water into anything and have all property’s exactly except nutritional value.

@redstranger6772

3 жыл бұрын

theoren perez I thought pisces HAS to be food.

@Zephyrius8

3 жыл бұрын

Red Stranger subjective term and I guess I could just make blood but making gold works all the same

@eventerminator1382

3 жыл бұрын

There is no limit to what kind of liquid you can make from the Aquarius jar. It doesn’t say it has to be something in the real world. Make something that can be sold instead of making liquid gold. Since gold will lose value the more of it that circulates in the economy.

@metanoia2226

3 жыл бұрын

Get a pisces, and a leo, and do this idea, but keep reviving the clones through leo giving the Necroworm to pisces to eat, and then *wars shall be fought by my clones* also we'd be as rich as fuck

Libras for the win!!!!!! WHOOOO!!! In all seriousness, this is amazing. keep up the good work! :D

thank you for putting my loot in the first slot

Oh yeah, Virgo's turning invisible? Won't be a Virgo for long

@arthur7650

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Justaspacequeen

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t get it

@arthur7650

4 жыл бұрын

@@Justaspacequeen virgo=virgen

@DarkOmegaMK2

4 жыл бұрын

@@Justaspacequeen It means that he will use the artifact to commit illicit actions because that is the only way he can interact with human beings, because he is a shut in void of any human contact with social skills akin to a rock, so his only hope of engaging in coitus is by means of magical artifacts. Anyways, i hope this clears any doubt. :)

@decayingbrain7494

4 жыл бұрын

@@DarkOmegaMK2 Bro you okay? Like are you projecting, or are you just trolling?

1:13 "So now I've got new cancer powers" *_Wait, what_*

@bastionpowell6019

4 жыл бұрын

Skiddadle skidoodle, I give you cancer, Now you're a noodle.

@SCP3017-1

4 жыл бұрын

Skiddadle skidoodle Your cells no longer have a birth control rule.

good combination: clone + miracle jar when you generate a clone and kill it you can use the clones blood to create any liquid.

I hate sleeping and I ALWAYS wake up early so feeling refreshed all the time would be nice

5:00 A good use of the Aquarius power would be to turn the blood stock in hospital into O- blood which is universal and can be given to everyone without having bad reactions. Could save lots of lives.

@jnuck6177

4 жыл бұрын

or into *coffe milk*

@hylbertvonmayhem6562

4 жыл бұрын

@@jnuck6177 Wouldn't saves that much lives but totally worth it

@geraldacheampong4321

4 жыл бұрын

Or the vaccine to corona virus

@triggerhappy4199

2 жыл бұрын

Genius

@triggerhappy4199

2 жыл бұрын

But what about a universal cure (cures every disease aliment and disorders) also heals any wounds also can bring you back from death so basically it’s the blood of the gods due to how it can make you a immortal also invincible to anything

So scorpio’s loot is literally just Bites the dust fused with subaru’s revival powers.

@Blazel04

4 жыл бұрын

Yup

@laziwastaken

4 жыл бұрын

IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE

@poopyhead6004

4 жыл бұрын

I fell ya

@poopyhead6004

4 жыл бұрын

Feel*

@NotebookTheCat

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but only once, too bad I am a Scorpio -_-

The cancer loot in the video was a crab claw, and this whole time I was imagining the golden claw from Skyrim

Y'know, I feel like we're all sleeping (heh) on the sheer use of the Dreamcatcher. No more sleep deprivation, _and_ no-one said lucid dreams don't count as restful ones, so there's a plus, too. If only I could change my birthday to Easter. I'm just stuck with the dang CharismaJuice.

Me (a Capricorn): “wow he rates mine to be in top 5!” Also me (an introvert who would prefer to text instead of calling someone): “shit”

@seeeeeeeegssssss582

4 жыл бұрын

Think about it, you can prank call anyone, and I mean ANYONE

@nermalthecutekitten4111

4 жыл бұрын

Bro, why u lackin? I’m a Capricorn as well

Sorry to say but I thought Gorefield said that “Bullets don’t work”. Referring to 0:54

@gorefield2214

2 жыл бұрын

It does work,gameboy'd gorefield didn't recover his Eye after being shot

I mostly agree with you in all this tier list, but the clone once per day would be a good pic, mostly just to mess with people at least in my opinion, and the nickname *Ꭲ𝒘𝖎𝖓𝖋꒒𝒚𝑠* would make sense for me.

Others: i have useful items to help me Pisces: S P O O N

@lukaszdluzak3905

4 жыл бұрын

You want to trade? Mine is litteraly useless to me

@diobrando1545

4 жыл бұрын

I have the coins,but i dont get it...if i use the cursed one i lose my coins or everything i bought?

@kesthetrashman3090

4 жыл бұрын

@@diobrando1545 you lose your coins, but at least you keep what you buy with the cursed coin i think

@kesthetrashman3090

4 жыл бұрын

@@lukaszdluzak3905 i mean, I'll trade you air for it

@_eggtart_

4 жыл бұрын

I'll trade you a clone of mine for a taste with your spoon! ... Is this human trafficking?

Lumpy: I got CANCER POWERS! That one kid in the hospital: *So do I.*

@kawaiicrossing5047

2 жыл бұрын

I knew at least one person was gonna make that joke because... (Thanos voice) it was inevitable.

@HotdogBro12

2 жыл бұрын

Cancer in zodiac: gorefield Cancer in reality: doctor will sad face

Btw i really love this kind of "playstation" 3d aesthetics ! A lot of great product are made with thoses !

As a Libra, I can confirm Scales Of Virtue is OP, some guy is gonna petition it to be banned in tournaments, I swear.

_Kids in the hospital when the Make-a-Wish Foundation shows up in their room:_ *1:17*

@jeeBisOkay

4 жыл бұрын

OH NO

@smg5474

4 жыл бұрын

ING DDD OMG I WANT YOUR ATAGRAPH

@silverwargaming8453

4 жыл бұрын

10/10 comment

Imagine shadow of the colossus but with the gorefield horoscopes.

@kevinlim7265

4 жыл бұрын

Please no

@Volarus429O

4 жыл бұрын

Please yes

@TheDukeOfBlaze

4 жыл бұрын

That'd be lit as fuck! Except Taurus Gorefield, way too big.

@DrawzeDrawing

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder what the plot would be?

I’m Aquarius ♒️ And I’ve already taken care of my gorefield as well...but I broke the jar in the process...☹️. Also I decided to draw my own versions of horoscope monsters in a journal.

Wouldn’t Sagittarius be the best one? Since the silver coins can be exchanged for anything, you can use one to figure out which coin is the cursed one and just not use it. So unless you’re really unlucky, the cursed coin won’t be that big of a problem. You could then exchange a coin for more coins for infinite coins or even exchange a coin for other loot.

@setin8720

2 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly. When I actually get the loot that means free wishes! Not to mention my gorefield is not op, and fairly easy to defeat, not to mention having generally good intentions

@Chaotic_KREW1

Жыл бұрын

It would be if u do rng but you could just want something and it would be over

0:52 “Bullets work Garfield”

@oofedultra

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@yeehnope7471

3 жыл бұрын

"Bullets Don't.." "Wait" "Oh god!Bullets Works!"

@stutterjones1821

3 жыл бұрын

Higher the caliber = higher the chance of success

@Dark-jm4hx

3 жыл бұрын

I forgot about that lol

@Outlaw7263

3 жыл бұрын

@@stutterjones1821 Taurus Gorefield: **galaxy sized laughter**

I love how my thinking went from "oh wow, I'm in the top 6" to "oh man, I'm in the top 3" to "OH CRAP, I ACTUALLY WON SOMEHOW" I always thought the Libra gorefield was an interesting concept, along with its abilities. Thanks for putting us as your top tier!

@wulf768

3 жыл бұрын

Same bro, high five fellow Libra!

@metanoia2226

3 жыл бұрын

I came third. Amazing job broski- you want to hang out with pisces, leo, me (a gemini), and aquarius? you could give money to charity that will *boost your positive karma*

@gabrieledavidepavan2459

3 жыл бұрын

i'm last :.(

@broudogg

3 жыл бұрын

@@gabrieledavidepavan2459 same here man, same here

@sansgun

2 жыл бұрын

As a Libra who has seen the "Scale" being done to death for every iteration of a Libra in a Zodiac based system, I had slight disappointments about Libra Gorefield just being a scale. However, the fact that it's the only non-organic Gorefield, the entire scale actually being an abstract face, as well as the power/reward concept, I'd say I have a "balanced" opinion.

I was not expecting lumpy to sound so normal

Well, Glad to see my loot is in tenth. GREAT.

Silver spoon sounds AMAZING, btw. If it has the nutritional value of water, that means there's no fat or sodium or anything. You could, in theory, enjoy any snack you want, guilt-free. I would absolutely like to finish off every meal with a New-York style Cheesecake with no downsides.

@tristant6151

Жыл бұрын

I'm going to get it because I'm Pisces

6:20 Lumpy touch has small lumps on some of his fingers which is where the name comes from theory confirmed

Imagine you could make summon items that can draw in a specific one but it won’t work until you kill your current one

gemini would help so much in war just imagine how many expendable units we would have yeah the military would definitely make a real life mod farm for that gorefield

Imagine if a gemini had an aquarius friend. *INFINITE BLOOD*

@VexSaber

4 жыл бұрын

Aquaman:Hey Bro did u get the clone blood? Geminiman: yea look at all this money,were gonna be rich! Aquaman: yeah boi,tomorrow u have more

@goobing

3 жыл бұрын

I am the aquarius friend

@TherealJays2006

3 жыл бұрын

clown pal so am I

@wolfworks7339

3 жыл бұрын

Omg combining the Gorefield loot would be insane. XD Sagittarius: I spent the wrong coin! DX Capricorn: We got ya fam. B)

@violetspring8618

3 жыл бұрын

A Gemini at your service----

As a Aries who has defeated their gorefield and does not sleep basically at all, the dream catcher is really nice. (Also Lumpy I am a huge fan relax Jon part 5 when)

@unfortunately_uno8216

2 жыл бұрын

As a fellow Aries with a Taurus Cuspfield, how do I defeat Aries Gorefield? I'm really struggling with this and I'm starting to get sleepy which is not a good sign.

@alexanderrussell2927

2 жыл бұрын

@@unfortunately_uno8216 Well, For Me, Another Aries, Where I'm From, There's No Cellars. In Conclusion, I'm Fucked.

@unfortunately_uno8216

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderrussell2927 Oh dang, you doing Zzzzzzz...

@couldntthinkofaname360

Жыл бұрын

@@alexanderrussell2927 Isn’t cellars the place where Aries Gorefield dwells?

My favorite abilities: Scorpio = Revive if death isn't heroic or just Aquarius = Kill people, be a royal Saggitarius = Boss people around, be "blue-blooded" Pisces: Live near water, eat like royalty Gemini: Have two selves, you could use this for beekeeping more efficiently or you could get DOUBLE the programming done! You will die a lot though... Libra: Mind powers! You can seer into people's thoughts. Obviously a good choice no matter what

The intro was funny XD Also my Gorefield is Leo, so basically I have to be more religious to avoid him

Me: Is Scorpio. Me: Develops cancer. Me: Dies after being in hospital for several months. Me: Wakes up on the same morning I died, knowing my death cannot be avoided. Me: *aw shit, here we go again*

@phuc1271

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe try to develop a cure for cancer,since you have infinite life anyway each morning you make a bit of progress

@catpip_

4 жыл бұрын

Tran hong Phuc can only be used once

@phuc1271

4 жыл бұрын

@@catpip_ I guess you gotta make the most out of your day then,go tell that cute nurse that you like her before you die

@TheDJBrojo

4 жыл бұрын

diavolo

@DanielPerez-hh5sy

4 жыл бұрын

It only works if you die from an accident.