In most universes the Orks would be an apocalyptic threat. In Warhammer 40K they are the comic relief.

@SirMarshalHaig

3 жыл бұрын

Like Black Crusades. In Warhammer...it´s Tuesday. Failbaddon has one of these days again.

@Kodaiva

3 жыл бұрын

On krieg they’re target practice

@thomas4092

3 жыл бұрын

@@SirMarshalHaig "sir, he's back again." 😒 "Again? Seriously? Send the recruits out and tell them to not make such a large mess this time."🤦‍♂️

@secondarytrollaccount

Жыл бұрын

They are comic relief until your hive world gets wriggity wriggity wrecked by a green tsunami and the kriegsman fight them in trench warfare for months or years at a time just to get rid of them for the time being.

The orcs where mainly created to fight necrons, they just didn't have an off switch

@jermainekeiller3093

3 жыл бұрын

The off switch that the old ones had not finished makin yet! But OMG, These Necrons just won't get off my lawn!

@MrGreenTabasco

3 жыл бұрын

@@jermainekeiller3093 I think the porblem was more, that no one was left who could push that off switch.

@FreelancerND

3 жыл бұрын

I guess the off switch just degraded and broke, like orks themselves during the degradation from Krorks to Rorks and finally into Orks.

@levidominik4780

3 жыл бұрын

You probably dont give a shit but if you are bored like me atm then you can stream pretty much all the latest movies on InstaFlixxer. Have been binge watching with my gf for the last weeks :)

@liamalfred6136

3 жыл бұрын

@Levi Dominik yup, I have been watching on Instaflixxer for since december myself :)

"It´s so nice to see someone happy" You never noticed the warm and inviting smile of the Tyranids?

@unifiedhorizons2663

3 жыл бұрын

tyranids: DADDY I'M HUNGRY! Daddy: feed on some humies THe humies: O-o

On today's episode of Cooking with the Black Templars. Today we make Pizza. Step 1: Kill the Mushroom

@Tounushi

3 жыл бұрын

Step 2: get out the virgin oil. Oh, wait. That's Grey Knights.

They dont actually KNOW what happened to their librarians, since there's no one to record chapter history on the matter. Standing policy is "if the Emperor blesses us with librarians again, we'll use them"

I love the Commissar in this too, standing tall with one arm behind his back as he fires off his laspistol to inspire his men. Then engages in melee with orcs to hold the line, now that’s what I call being a inspiring leader

You know the shit has got real and that the threat is real, when the commissar is aiming at the enemy instead of you!

ORKS! ORKS! ORKS! ORKS! ORKS! ORKS! ORKS! ORKS! ORKS! ORKS! ORKS! ORKS! The dumb fun faction that loves krumping git’s Keep the vids coming been loving these

@Leglessolas

3 жыл бұрын

WAAAAAGH!!!

@PrinsPrygel

2 жыл бұрын

@@Leglessolas WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

Funfact: Ork technology (or teknologee) works within a subconscious bubble of the Orks' (or Orkz') collective latent psychic powers. The short of it is that if enough Orks believe in something, reality gets warped to a certain degree to allow it to work. For example: in (some, not all) WH40K novels, Ork guns are literally just gun-looking replicas with bolts and nuts inside, but because they look like guns and there's plenty enough Orks around, they work but when am Imperial Guardsman, may the Inquisition have mercy on his corrupted soul, picks one up it just rattles uselessly because whilst it may have a crude replication of what's supposed to make a gun work, the Ork mekboyz don't have much in the way of proper engineering degrees. Or how painting things purple makes them stealthier, because have you ever seen a purple Ork? Now with that in mind, much like it's an ongoing joke that Lord Commissar Sebastian Yarrick's (of the War for Armageddon fame) ongoing life is owed to the Orks simply liking that madlad's big brass balls and his ability to give 'em a proper, fun fight and thus empowering one of their favourite enemies/friends (it's not a mutually exclusive thing with Orks), it's my personal take that the Warhammer 40K setting of being in constant war, strive and in general just being a hellhole is simply because the Orks believe that's what the universe should be like. And through their collective latent psychic lol-BS powers, thus be reality in the WH40K universe! Because that's really just the Orks idea of having a great time and it's essentially perpetual heaven for those lovably violent mushroom maniacs!

@alexsx182

3 жыл бұрын

Amazing

@midgetydeath

Жыл бұрын

Yes. Although the Orks less like Yarrick and more are scared shitless of him.

Ork Warboss: "We gotz da power of Gork 'n Mork on our side? Whadda you got?" Commissar: "Nearly endless reinforcements."

@Order-si7nd

3 жыл бұрын

Plot armors says the commissar We got meme armor says the orks

I believe the term is: "The Guard is the hammer. The Astartes are the scalpel."

@MrGreenTabasco

3 жыл бұрын

The guard is the anvil, the tanks are the hammer and the astartes... well the astartes do what they do. Not like they would coordinate much with the guard most of the time. They do coordinate with the navy at least minimal, cause these guys can hurt them.

@Rembanspellsong

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrGreenTabasco if the imperial guard and the astartes plan something together, it's probably because the god emperors most holy inquisition is the one calling the shots and said 'you will work together'.

Back templars hate psykers that can’t control their power, so they don’t want to rely on psykers in combat. But they do see their Astropaths as holy disciples (navigators too) that communicate with the emperor. Black templars do not really hate psykers, they just can’t ignore such a threat in combat :)

@seanspurrell7514

2 жыл бұрын

Abhor the Witch, Destroy the Witch!

Ah yes Dorn's angry boys If I remember a well placed shot from a hotshot lasgun can punch through space marine armor Oh and I think the Space Wolves would go into a heated argument with the Black templars on who is better at melee

@Counterpoints

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t know, would love to see a battle report

Orks are spectacularly fun to play. Total RNG. I believe Bricky said it best "There's no such thing as a salty Ork player."

I'd only recently been looking into the Black Templars after I happened on a video about the 3rd War for Armageddon and the role played by their Chaplain/Reclusiarch Grimaldus. Pretty bad-ass!!

@davidvanvranken1595

3 жыл бұрын

Was it Helsreach?

@gnomadD_

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidvanvranken1595 It was. Animation was really well done IMHO.

@benlyon5118

3 жыл бұрын

The guardsman had a headache...but then it got better.

@BetaSolution

3 жыл бұрын

@@benlyon5118 Primaris and the Dying Guardsman was a nice scene. One that Richard made himself too!

For the Orks, they were made by the Old ones to fight the Necrons, originally called Krorks All the templars in here are Primaris, thank you helmets to point that out. The Black templars actually do kill off memebers of the Chapter that show Psychic powers And that they always crusade due to their Whole chapter being space born and feeling that it is the will of Dorn to take the fight to all the Imperium of Man's foes

@randomblacktemplar738

3 жыл бұрын

The Black Templar didn't have a psyker due to confrontation with psychic xenos

@starmechs

3 жыл бұрын

@@randomblacktemplar738 that too, just mentioning all the ones they find after words

@randomblacktemplar738

3 жыл бұрын

@@starmechs Or the Black Templar inherited Dorn's rage which suppress latent psyker

@grimreminder5038

3 жыл бұрын

The Black Templars are carrying the will of Sigismund, the undefeated more than Dorn's want to defend. The Emperor's champion stands as testament to that strength

@praetor2997

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, they have a geneseed flaw that prevents members from manifesting psychic powers.

I still think the scene where the Kasrkin saves the Templar is my favorite. Only Kasrkin are so good at balls to the walls extreme violence that they get to save Space Marines in the heat of the moment.

You should react to Helsreach by Richard Boylan!

@mwch4554

3 жыл бұрын

Second this. That is still my favorite video of 40k

I do have one issue with this video... not enough dakka. Edit: I do love that while the black templars are allowing the imperium to advance its pretty well shown that they would not have lasted alone. The provided a ton of momentum but it would have been lost if they hadn’t had the guard to support them. There were a few scenes that showed the average guardsmen saving them or the scene where the Black Templar used his shield and body to protect the soldier so he could keep shooting. The Emperor protects.

AH yes, Orks, the mad max faction of 40k

Didn't think I'd see space marines care to save a guardsmen and then continue to shield him from harm.

It's okay you can blow out my ears as long as I get to hear that magnificent WAGHHHH!!!

The orks are the comic relief of 40k

Just gonna point out your explanation of the Kasrkin. While you are mostly correct, Kasrkin are the special ops of the CADIAN Imperial Guard Regiments. Sure, still classified as stormtroopers and all, but every single Kasrkin is of a Cadian Kasr. The standard stormtroopers are from all the other jazz all over the place

Hey man! Been watching you since you covered the DKoK SFM’s and you got me hooked! Keep up the great work! Also, thank you for your service. 🇺🇸

Sodaz has done such AMAZING work with the 40k action scenes, even for just a few minutes, we get a fun action packed, adrenaline fueled battle. You can even see some subtle homages to Astartes in his work. It breaks my heart that they stopped making more fan work b/c of hate from fans. We lost a true gem in teh fandom.

that is not an emperor's champion that is a sword brother and an emperor's champion are chosen from the best duelists in the chapter

The coolest thing about Orks is basically their psychic mob mentality: Orks (or Krorks that their precursors created by the Old Ones were called) have an unconscious psychic power where enough of them simply believing in something makes said something true. Orks start out as these near caveman-level creatures in terms of intellect, they love to hack and smash stuff with melee weapons, but as more of them are born they eventually manifest "Oddboyz" who have technical knowledge programmed into their genetics that begin to advance a mob's or tribe's technology, so they start making "shootas" (Ork term for guns) and sooner or later bigger and stronger shootas, jeeps, tanks, mechs and other completely insane weapons: And by all laws of physics these things shouldn't even function, they're basically just a bunch of random metal and scrap cobbled together, but because enough Orks simply believe it works, it will work. And when an Ork population reaches a critical mass, they go on a mass migratory warpath called a "WAAAAGH!!!" just annihilating anything and everything on an interplanetary scale and just further spreading this contagion as their spores are shed everywhere. This mindset goes as far as to literal colors having an effect: Orks believe that by painting a vehicle red, it goes faster, and then it does. Or painting a bomb yellow makes a bigger explosion, and it does. There's even a joke that since the Orks believe blue to bring luck, therefore it's because of the Orks' psychic mob mentality that the Ultramarines are so ridiculously overpowered and unstoppable since they're decked head-to-toe in blue.

I looove your vids man keep up the good work 👍

Hey, it’s my chapter!

@nfl7509

3 жыл бұрын

Yo same

Found you on hippy dippy podcast, big Dylan Burns fan, love your takes and perspective, and your WH40K content the most. Just listen to first and only on audible, Gaunt's Ghosts was my favorite book series growing up.

Whoahhh!! POGs for FTW! I too was also deployed to Iraq in ‘19 with 3/5. Awesome content Brother, keep up the good work!

I really admire your knowledge of the lore!

You should watch "if the emperor had a text to speech device" it's amazing and there's something there about the orcs 😁

Isn’t there a Space Marine chapter of nothing but Librarians?

@Counterpoints

3 жыл бұрын

Chaos are the Thousand Sons, loyalist are Raven Guard

As ever.... thank you for your work! Mostly I watch it painting my miniatures....

Krump-o-clock 24/7 Waaaaagh News

that blast of music after the flare exploded though lol

Sigismund was not just an expert duelist, he also taught chaos how to fear a space marine

remember humans onces bought off a War boss and told him to murder chaos and chaos gods murdered all the oaks on the plant by that time they had no men left to invade the settlement haha Humans: o yes we bought them off by selling prime steak!

I don't think the Old Ones created humans.

one thing you didn't mention about the orks is their ability to make whatever they believe in real. if there are enough orks believing something, that thing is true. That is why as you kill orks in combat, things happen like gargants stop working, their planes stop flying, and eventually even their guns do not function if you kill enough of them. Heck, there is a chance that they made a commissar immortal because they thought he could not die after facing him several times and each time he was wounded, sometimes pretty badly, but still won and came back for more.

Sigismund was captain of the first, he was the best with a blade that Sanguinius himself called him "Death Incarnate" and basically Kharn the betrayers bff. The templars have no librarius, and HATE any psykers (Abhor the Witch, Destroy the Witch) are purged or handed off to the black ships to be fed to the emperor's throne or if strong enough maybe to the grey knights/exorcists. The only exceptions are astropaths and navigators as they believe they are holy people that commune directly with the emperor.

Siegesmund was the right hand of rogal dorn the primarch of the imperial fist. During the Horus Heresy his view of the world like many others was shattered since the possibility that Space marines fight Space marines was bevor a impossibility like water flowing uphill. When he got a vision and faith (literaly) from who who would become the imperium first saint, the vision said that dorn needs him bevor the end and refused to go to istvan to investigate what happened there and insisted that dorn send someone else there. He couldn´t kept his vision he got from the first saint (forgot the name) from dorn secret and confessed it and Dorn was pissed, Dorn would him killed but this wasn´t a option since siegesmund was his right hand instead he was stript from any authority in the Legion. When Papa smurf (Guilliman primarch of the Ultra marines) came around with the codex astartes Dorn refused first but later agreed to split his legion into the chapters, The Black templars where formed of the more rebellious part of the legion and siegesmund their chaptermaster and he should go on a crusade and never set foot on terra. also the codex astartes applies to all chapters (with only a very few exception like the space wolfes), but since the Black templars are spread around the universe it near impossible to count them and they recruit for expected casualties which can lead to suddenly have more brothers at the end than expected. The rules of the codex applies to them at least the imperium would like to. Also a holy ritual of them is to chain their weapon to their hands a symbol that a black templer would lay down his weapon until everything big E would disagree would be slain and helps to prevent that the weapon could be lost, a tradition siegesmund brought in and he got this tradition from the gladiatorial pits of the world eaters (the legion which serves Khorne) well bevor they went traitors.

@jerkfacefuckasaurusrex328

3 жыл бұрын

What?

Ight i sub to you for your knowledge of the War Hammer .

Today on Destination f#@Ked we have orks fighting imperial guardsmen! god, I love OzzY Man humor.

Man what would I give to see a short about that one commissar who could use an ork boss mechanical arm

The only difference between sigis & primarch is strength, he's sword skill is on par with the Lion, he's the no.1 duelist for astartes...

Normal militaries: helicopter to provide close air support, immune to most if the weapons infantry had and fast enough to avoid anything that can destroy them Spacemarines: why have helicopter when you can put heavy enough weapons and a jetpack on infantry?

it'z krumpin' time boyz! WAAAAAAAAAGH!

Youd never think that the black templars parent legion is the imperial fists but uh it is

"Stub guns"? You mean Shootas

The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude. Side Note: love ya stuff man

oh i love the storm bolter

sorry for the repeated comments but the computer sound at around 5:50 reminded me of the meeting thing from the game among us

Space Marines are literally special forces called in to extreme situations. Then again everything in the 40K could be considered an extreme situation all the way down to crossing the street lol 😅

@johngibbons2646

3 жыл бұрын

It's just another Tuesday in the universe

Psykers would have to suppress their powers

I know the old ones we're in a war, and with whom I can't remember but I know this I just had too many beers so far today!

Orks are the only real Faction that is just having fun.

"Grimaldus, I stood until the end as promised" As Arch said it best, Grimaldus is a hate and rage filled Emperor botherer who has such a hate boner that the Orks had better find some pity elsewhere cause Grimaldus won't give them any. He literally berated a woman into coming back from the dead. He is so good at the arts of shame and blame, he can destroy the barriers of life, death by bitching at people. Just imagine what that level of butt hurt could do when handed a blunt force object. I know this video doesn't concern ole Grimaldus but when I see the BTs I think of him. Lastly the Codex really doesn't allow Crusading chapters an excess of 1,000 Marines. It's more like the Inquisition can't be bothered to be actually investigate them. And anytime one young Agent gets a wild hair up his or her pampered arse to actually go investigate the BTs, he or she goes missing. And frankly only the Chapter Master of the BTs really has some idea of the true strength of the Chapter. Its constantly fluctuating and changing. Anyway fantastic video as always sir. Love your work.

Surprised you didn’t pause and talk about the Cadian and Black Templer working together

I may be late but I wonder what the black Templars opinion are on the Krieg?

Lore says in-universe studies found Orks’ feelings in a fight is the same as sexual pleasure.

Actually all the space marines are Primaris, the ones with the sword are not firstborn.

They seemed kinda...short to be Primaris but SODAZ doesn't disappoint with the atmosphere

If you eat an ork, think chestburster. Only much more slowly and form your lower intestine.

👍👍

proud nerd here of 52yrz

What you don't see is that underneath the Astartes' masks, is that they're all grinning like idiots having the times of their lives.

Have you seen if the emperor had a text to speech?

@Counterpoints

3 жыл бұрын

No but I just added it to my watch later list

@pizzakillerskyresia7506

3 жыл бұрын

@@Counterpoints will you be doing a reaction to the series in the future?

@Counterpoints

3 жыл бұрын

@@pizzakillerskyresia7506 gotta scope it first but maybe, always looking for 40K content since it’s popular

@pizzakillerskyresia7506

3 жыл бұрын

@@Counterpoints it's a good quick way to learn about the lore of 40k always enjoying your reaction bless you

I like Chaos because you can choose to focus on the good aspects. It’s not that the Dark Gods are evil. It’s that most people who follow them are evil. They offer power, uphold their deals. It’s not their fault you’re a shitty person deep inside.

Not fond of the little animeisms. But it's still good.

i have a question: if the black templars hate psykers, how to they manage to stay loyal to the emperor? as he is THE psyker of human kind... or aren't they ;)?

They do be abusing that rule though good on them

They grow inside giant mushrooms I seen a diagram about it

Green iZ Bezt!

Orks = Fungus/Mushroom

WAAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!!

Nerd