Every start to a clam’s horror novel: “There was a knock at my shell”.

@mq5731

3 жыл бұрын

The novel was published posthumously

@rabbithole9373

3 жыл бұрын

Insert Jack Nicholson's face 😂

@moeisdeadhomer

3 жыл бұрын

Said the Mantis Shrimp “Nevermore...”

@barnabydinosaurroadsafetyp3457

3 жыл бұрын

hello can i help you .. my mums at work .music, smoke shell fragments ..

@jerrywhidby.

3 жыл бұрын

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,. As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.

“WHERES THE MONEY LEBOWSKI!?” *SLAP* “WHERES THE MONEY” *SLAP*

@AdiDoinStuff

3 жыл бұрын

wheresthefuckingMONEYSHITHEAAAAAD

@003mohamud

3 жыл бұрын

*Drowning baby noises*

@acrsclspdrcls1365

3 жыл бұрын

I think its down there somewhere Lemmetakeanotherlook

@agambiarra2226

3 жыл бұрын

Damn hajhahsjahsja

@FilipinoFurry

3 жыл бұрын

Baby crying

Shrimp: "Wanna hear a joke?" Clam: "Oh no..." Shrimp: "KNOCK KNOCK"

@bagahbread

Жыл бұрын

Top comment lmao

@Poopenfarden

Жыл бұрын

the part where the mantis shrimp says "it's knockin'in time" and then throws a ballistic missile at a peaceful neighborhood was epic

@mrgeckoguy

6 күн бұрын

@@Poopenfarden*deep fries balls*

@Thomson-g1v

3 күн бұрын

@@Poopenfardencomment of the year

I love how it's not a bite, it's not a sting, it literally just punches its prey to death.

@roycedebarry1182

Жыл бұрын

Just like the Walloped from Ratchet and Clank, literally punch the crap out of your enemies.😂

@Marsh370

Жыл бұрын

Mike Tyson shrimp :)

@terr142

Жыл бұрын

Interesting fact the mantis shrimp has a spear like and a club like they can use

@user-cf5oe9jl6e

Жыл бұрын

Every clam has a plan until They Get Punched in the shell. -Mantis shrimp

@Argumemnon

7 ай бұрын

Sometimes even when it misses, it's enough to knock out its prey.

Humans: Put your knife between the two halves of the clam... Mantis Shrimp: Just punch it hard. Like, really hard.

@ManusiaKagakRusuh

3 жыл бұрын

Everything can be solved using brute force, if it can't, it's just you're not strong enough ...

@mr.tactown.253

3 жыл бұрын

Not hard, but more like fast. Like, REALLY fast.

@many5an480

3 жыл бұрын

The force of that tiny punches are equivalent of a .22LR bullet

@vivecsarmiger5398

3 жыл бұрын

@@many5an480 So a mantis shrimp punch is like a human blazing a clam with a pistol

@fgg4136

3 жыл бұрын

@@many5an480 Can you elaborate? I'm pretty a shrimp can't produce that kind of power

It’s all fun and games until the Shrimp mistakes his reflection on the glass for a rival

@BiteMyShinyMetal4ss

3 жыл бұрын

Yup! Then its bye-bye aquarium!

@TeamLegacyFTW

3 жыл бұрын

You're talking about a mirror m8.. Not aquarium glass lol. I get the joke tho~

@strawdeath263

3 жыл бұрын

@@TeamLegacyFTW No, you can see your reflection in glass too.

@Jason-with-a-game

3 жыл бұрын

@@strawdeath263 so that's the horror in my dreams

@villagemarauder

3 жыл бұрын

"Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle shall be legendary!"

It might seem like a joke but for this size and strength its actually insane, if humans had the same power we could break down a stone walls with our fists.

@normanmai7865

2 жыл бұрын

minecraft

@minuano2ndtrueancestor865

2 жыл бұрын

@@normanmai7865 I hate that I have to agree with you.

@Randy55022

2 жыл бұрын

@@normanmai7865 I hate that I also have to agree with you.

@vitral2853

2 жыл бұрын

@@normanmai7865 I hate that I also also have to agree with you.

@thelightyears_

2 жыл бұрын

@@normanmai7865 I hate that I also also also have to agree with you.

The engineering that goes into both creatures is incredible.

@unknowuser9821

11 ай бұрын

Yeah, Allah is truly the Greatest.

@2jz-boi

11 ай бұрын

@@unknowuser9821 lol

@ChadwickTheChad

11 ай бұрын

Yep, blueprints were drawn out. That's a completely sane thing to think.

@octrasource

5 ай бұрын

woooosh

@safsidhibaat

2 ай бұрын

Fake God ​@@unknowuser9821

Shrimp: (knocks aggressively) Clam: yeah, who is it? Shrimp: *D E A T H*

@cybercider6620

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao this should be top comment

@bryanttan9589

3 жыл бұрын

Omae wa mou shinderu....

@randompie1890

3 жыл бұрын

NANI?!

@hanselsihotang

3 жыл бұрын

Shrimp: (breaks the shell) *"Here's Johnny!"*

@bryanttan9589

3 жыл бұрын

@@hanselsihotang it was at this moment when he knew it, he fcked up

Clam: * Chilling * Shrimp: *S M A C C*

@pastalarm5391

4 жыл бұрын

Big *s m a c c*

@alexrowe7063

4 жыл бұрын

Shrimp: lemme smash

@arod9395

4 жыл бұрын

2 minutes later Shrimp: *S N A C C*

@zamnit

4 жыл бұрын

I heard this from my mums room last night when my sis invited some friends over

@BeastMode-oz8qc

4 жыл бұрын

Can you imagine if the mantis shrimp was as big as a human?

Really makes you appreciate how strong it is to hear those impacts so loudly despite it being submerged.

what’s impressive is that it’s in the water doing that with such force and speed if a human does that under water it wouldn’t be fast and strong. Imagine if the mantis shrimp does it outside of the water it could break the shell a whole lot more quicker

@3F34N1M4T3S

2 жыл бұрын

No. They slow down their punches because on air the water doesn't slow down and absorb some of the power that the punch creates so they slow it down as to not injury theirselves.

@Bitchslapper316

Жыл бұрын

Humans can do the same thing. Stick your hand in a fish tank and flick the glass with your finger.

@TheLeaderX1

2 ай бұрын

mantis shrimp body is tuned to punch with the resistance of water in mind. and since water heavier than air, if the shrimp try to punch full power out of the water, its arm can literally fly off its body

@hwago123

28 күн бұрын

Not sure how much that is true, since the appendage they punch with is so small there isn’t much surface area to create inertia from the water.

This is literally horrifying lmao. Imagine just chillen in your dark ass room, then hear banging on the door only to see that a alien like creature is trynna break in and eat you. Rip clammy

@stevelovesgod

3 жыл бұрын

That close, probably sound like grenades

@Vprb68618

3 жыл бұрын

😄😄😄

@muhammadaryawicaksono4232

3 жыл бұрын

@Todd M Really? I thought they live in a clam society

@noahboat580

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed when i read "rip clammy"

@TheRoronoa_Zoro

3 жыл бұрын

@Todd M actually they are, they have legs, they find mates to breed they get irritated by grain of sand

This is why you never put all your skill points into the defense tree

@sunofshangoihate45thihated85

3 жыл бұрын

Mortal Kombat 😂

@CardSearcher911

3 жыл бұрын

Unless your Maple in BOFURI

@nightxblaze8384

3 жыл бұрын

Shrimp got that +50 to Armor Penetration lol

@SlashoftheGreatnessOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

Nightxblaze my guy is running full metal jacket

@Yolen16

3 жыл бұрын

@@nightxblaze8384 yeah but in lol armor is cheaper than flat pen

The Mantis Shrimp is definitely the guy who squeezes the bag of chips until it pops open rather than opening it normally, or better yet takes a knife and punctures the bag and opens it that way.

@SrakenKraken

10 күн бұрын

i might be a mantis shrimp then

*The next day* "I'm Coyote Peterson and I'm about to get myself punched with the force of infinity"

When all you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.

@paddypigott9380

3 жыл бұрын

The hell boy this is a vid bout shrimp eatin clams y u out here expanding my mind li that

@MacTechG4

3 жыл бұрын

It’s the Jeremy Clarkson of crustaceans...

@morty8898

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, thanks for the senior quote bro

@mussy7065

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@TheMightyTranix

3 жыл бұрын

r/suddenlysexoffender

“Here’s Johnny” scene but shrimp and clam

@chiefsosa3348

3 жыл бұрын

So True!

@iwantyou_inmylife9298

3 жыл бұрын

Bruhhhh🤣🤣

@delvinjordan7046

3 жыл бұрын

Recommended list 11 years later

@neutatamayo8365

3 жыл бұрын

nice meme

@FilipinoFurry

3 жыл бұрын

Nice reference

The Clam: "Yo bro no one's home" The Shrimp: "STANDING HERE I REALIZE-"

@boiledliddo

Жыл бұрын

haha

Does anyone else find it simply Incredible that any biological form of life can achieve such a feat? You're literally hearing a sonic boom with its fist!

The way he dragged the clam inside was straight out of a horror movie.

@tylerwilliams33

2 жыл бұрын

Even how he checked the crack and was like yup he's finished ☠️😳

@Cplink420

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine your testicle getting hit by this 💀💀

@mrbulldobbs1553

2 жыл бұрын

@@Cplink420 some dudes might like it. 😁 Not me that seems like a real nut cracker.

@christopherstein2024

2 жыл бұрын

The clam is now in Brazil 😔😔😔

@proudexmuslim2354

2 жыл бұрын

@@Cplink420 straight to heaven

clam: let’s evolve to have a shell so no animal can get to our insides and hurt us!! mantis shrimp: *no*

@russclaeyborn3587

4 жыл бұрын

It didn't happen because it doesn't happen.

@HannibalKantter

4 жыл бұрын

Actually, that's why the mantis shrimp exists, because evolving to crack open some inaccesible crustaceans would allow him to occupy a niche in the food chain that wasn't exploited by any almost other animals.

@a-john9617

4 жыл бұрын

HannibalKantter thats exactly what i meant, why else would it have such a powerful claw

@keeratisatian

4 жыл бұрын

N o .

@residentflamingo115

3 жыл бұрын

@@russclaeyborn3587 leave

and 12 years later, youtube recommendation brings me here

@jamesoakley4570

2 жыл бұрын

yeah.... weird how things are

Aww how nice of it to pet the clam and bring it inside its home. I love nature. 😊💞

The fact that you can hear the tapping so clearly through the water and outside the tank is more than a little terrifying

@kgpspyguy

2 жыл бұрын

Mantis Shrimp destroys clam with facts and logic. (Watch till the end).

@zickykane5206

2 жыл бұрын

A mantis shrimps punch has the same power as a 22LR bullet. Very very powerful.

@glenndavis4452

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve heard that they mess with sonar listening from some distance away.

@BobSmith-un5mw

2 жыл бұрын

Terrifying? I can chew its head off in one bite.

@kgpspyguy

2 жыл бұрын

@@BobSmith-un5mw But it'll give you one heck of a knock on the chin while you do so.

Clam: evolves armor over millions of years. Shrimp: evolves these hands

@XraynPR

3 жыл бұрын

Whats the solution to overcome protective measures against violence? More intense violence!

@solo8997

3 жыл бұрын

Oh so I think dinosaurs devolved in these puny lizards

@sorellman

3 жыл бұрын

On that note, raise your hand if you believe evolution and adaptation over millions of years could produce such a thing. If you did, you are admitted to the Church of Darwin. Now, about that creator god Joel Osteen made millions of dollars talking about in his mega-church. Why would an all-knowing god create Mantis shrimp and clams? By the way, the Mantis shrimp, the zoologists call it that, is not actually a shrimp. Google it.

@hikarihakai1285

3 жыл бұрын

@@solo8997 many dinosaur is now bird actually

@justsomewritingfan2202

3 жыл бұрын

@@hikarihakai1285 only one claide turned into birds. The other 98% were starved, frozen, drowned, buried, burned or suffacated until they were gone.

"The sharpest spear against the toughest shield"

“WHO ARE YOU CALLIN SHRIMPY?”

"Everyone has a plan until they get hit in the shell." Mantis Tyson

@extrm161

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/lomC0LNrm9zYgaw.html !!!!l

@helenacrossbow1412

2 жыл бұрын

Haha

@xxxikarixxxkb

2 жыл бұрын

Mantis Shrimpson*

@omens3403

2 жыл бұрын

@@xxxikarixxxkb Mike Mantis

@user-Ghost404

2 жыл бұрын

Prison Mantis

Mantis shrimp: These hands are rated E for Everyone

@tpnphoenix3367

3 жыл бұрын

I see you in anime comments

@in4898

3 жыл бұрын

You again this is the 3rd time this week!

@menacing8716

3 жыл бұрын

E for eternal concussion

@EzFamilyStatic

3 жыл бұрын

I see u like everywhere

@adamrizkymubarak

3 жыл бұрын

Justin Y and this dude are omnipresence in comments

Heck, it's already hard for us to do something as a punch underwater bc of the resistance, and not only this mantis does it, but it also does it with enough power to be clearly heard outside of the tank

@Bitchslapper316

Жыл бұрын

Because the appendages are small and also don't get much water resistance. Stick your hand in a fish tank or sink filled with water and finger flick the side. It has just as much power as this shrimp. Cover your finger tip with something hard and you can break glass or crack the shell of this thing with your finger as well.

@andrewm6470

9 күн бұрын

@@Bitchslapper316 don’t get me wrong, humans can flick pretty hard. I have no doubt that you or I could flick a shrimp across the room. But this shrimp can leave a bloody tear in your flesh from a single flick.

As he dragged the poor thing to his lair I could practically hear the "MWUH -HA-HA-HAAAAA" laugh 😂

Imagine the first person to find these little guys. Probably got his finger broken to splinters and everyone laughed their asses off when he said it’s from a shrimp lol.

@-Untitled-

2 жыл бұрын

You're actually right, it was in the 80s I think when they were discovered and it did break a bone in his finger.

@carlosandleon

2 жыл бұрын

@@-Untitled- that's bullshit, the creature has been discovered far long before, they are rather common where I live, you often see them during dives.

@carlosandleon

2 жыл бұрын

@@-Untitled- Called "sea locusts" by ancient Assyrians, "prawn killers" in Australia,[5] and now sometimes referred to as "thumb splitters"-because of the animal's ability to inflict painful wounds if handled incautiously[6]-mantis shrimps have powerful raptorials that are used to attack and kill prey either by spearing, stunning, or dismembering. Some mantis shrimp species have specialised calcified "clubs" that can strike with great power, while others have sharp forelimbs used to seize the prey (hence the term "mantis" in its common name).

@-Untitled-

2 жыл бұрын

@@carlosandleon I must be mistaken then. The documentary I watched was wrong. A quick Google Search dose in deed say 1817. It must have been the 80s when they started to test them and thought there was two different kinds, but it turned out they were the same.

@kytrensol9777

2 жыл бұрын

Mind you, in some places people actually eat them.

Mantis shrimp: “I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS”

@dutchhasaplan9978

3 жыл бұрын

You're god damn right.

@andrewzhu5394

3 жыл бұрын

@@dutchhasaplan9978 exactly

@user-dq8ou3bi2q

3 жыл бұрын

mantis shrimp: knock knock clam: who's there...... mantis shrimp: here's johnny !

@darioclb1363

3 жыл бұрын

@@dutchhasaplan9978 don't use God's name in vain please

@dutchhasaplan9978

3 жыл бұрын

@@darioclb1363 It's fine. He hasn't held me in high regard for quite some time now.

Love how he eagerly drags it off to be devoured

It’s crazy to think that after that first punch that clam is most likely already dead. Those punches are powerful enough to break human skin through a steel toed boot.

@rickparsent9632

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/lG1619B-m8u6ftI.html ,

@Bitchslapper316

Жыл бұрын

That's not breaking through a steel toe boot. Whoever said that lied.

@LaCazaLP

2 ай бұрын

So what ever country my guy lives in....has very very VERY BAD steel toed boots lmao

@mbrusyda9437

Ай бұрын

​@@Bitchslapper316yeah, doesn't even look harder than a hit from a hammer, seeing how it needed multiple punches to crack the shell

@regiboi7709

21 күн бұрын

Not through steel toed boots I don't think, but through some really thick boots, it still can make a human bleed a bit.

Everybody gangsta till the mantis shrimp starts punching the glass

@StarChomp

3 жыл бұрын

Well by doing so he's basically committing suicide when the water leaks out lol

@bloodybladenum1920

3 жыл бұрын

They actually do that btw

@LeviathanTamer31

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, you have to use strengthened glass to keep them, and it's advised heavily against handling them because they can _and will_ break your fingers.

@crackhead6017

3 жыл бұрын

@@LeviathanTamer31 can u eat the ones u raise

@LeviathanTamer31

3 жыл бұрын

@@crackhead6017 I don't know anything about raising them. Just that their punch has equivalent force to firing a .22 Caliber Bullet, so you need glass that can withstand that kind of hit, repeatedly.

He's gonna punch thru that glass if the owner forgets to feed him.

@javaPhysician

3 жыл бұрын

Okay you say that, but these guys CAN break their glass. The claw movements of the mantis shrimp is so fast that it hits twice: one from the claw, and second from the resulting shockwave from moving so fast underwater. They are badass.

@spoopyd.8910

3 жыл бұрын

He's gonna punch the glass regardless. He's mantis shrimp, he's not going to take shit from nobody

@dancerouteunlimited4482

3 жыл бұрын

Thats why people buy unbreakable glasses.

@danguy7595

3 жыл бұрын

@@dancerouteunlimited4482 mantis shrimps can break through bullet proof glass

@evenakushita

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta ask about those fisherman or anyone who encountered this badboy of a mean shrimp for the firat time. Did they mistaken the shrimp for lobster's cousins? Did they survived the punches with all bones in the fingers intact?

He’s aggressively kindly knocking on that clam

Being able to produce such sounds in a water is amazing.

*The shrimp:* *We are trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty*

@youcanchangehandlewithin14days

3 жыл бұрын

stealed comment lul

@AntiDepressantOverdose

3 жыл бұрын

@@youcanchangehandlewithin14days did I?

@AntiDepressantOverdose

3 жыл бұрын

@@youcanchangehandlewithin14days the comment wasn't the same as mine

@youcanchangehandlewithin14days

3 жыл бұрын

@@AntiDepressantOverdose yeah different format but same point

@youcanchangehandlewithin14days

3 жыл бұрын

@@AntiDepressantOverdose btw what is the game on your vids

Girl: Do you have a pool table downstairs? Me: Nah that's just my fish.

@ezrasitompul6796

4 жыл бұрын

underrated

@redbluestar1272

4 жыл бұрын

Fish?

@damarvelousone

4 жыл бұрын

F i s h ?

@WingsOfKarma

4 жыл бұрын

*O S T E I C H T H Y E S ?*

@averagefreedomenjoyer3427

4 жыл бұрын

That’s a mantis shrimp

you can tell mantis shrimps come straight out of the ocean hood

Not sure if it’s the sleep deprivation or what, but each tap the shrimp made felt like it shook my core - and it wasn’t particularly loud either. Cool stuff

At least the Mantis Shrimp has the courtesy to knock first before taking the Clam hostage

@Ayrtonium

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

3 жыл бұрын

stomatopod satire? this gets better

@caf110

3 жыл бұрын

Just like itachi

@Butane-lj6tr

3 жыл бұрын

Yep we just dip them in boiling water...

@marx6178

3 жыл бұрын

Nunca imagine que un canal sobre "legos" estaria viendo estas cosas xd

“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Joe.” “Joe who?” *CRACK*

@klonoa_thecabbitanimations2515

3 жыл бұрын

This is like, luau at Mel Blank’s house

@_Vergil_

3 жыл бұрын

There was no Joe.

@HikaruSeal

3 жыл бұрын

Joe mama

@totallynotmystic2714

3 жыл бұрын

turns out it wasn’t a knock knock joke, it was a break-in

@jaimeantonioolaguezchirino5805

3 жыл бұрын

Joe are dead.

12 years and I get recommended this

Best ASMR I have ever heard.

fun fact: These shrimps must be kept in aquariums made of reinforced glass, because they can literally break the glass and break out of the aquarium if you put them in a normal one.

@umngyr

2 жыл бұрын

@@LegendLength hmm, good question. Being crustaceans, i would not expect them to be very social, and depending on size, they might find your hand-sausages rather appetizing.

@ModernTyrannosaurus

2 жыл бұрын

@@LegendLength They indeed do, there's a reason fishermen who have caught them have nicknamed them thumbsplitters.

@Samagryn

2 жыл бұрын

@@LegendLength There's a video of one punching through a fisherman's boot (and a rather sturdy looking one at that) and drawing a pretty good amount of blood.

@kornaros96

2 жыл бұрын

@@Samagryn saw this video. At the end he had the shrimp within punching distance from his dangle berries...

@Samagryn

2 жыл бұрын

@@kornaros96 one parts brave, three parts fool....

Me: the clam doesn’t look damaged at all. Mantis shrimp: *rotates clam*.

@vaskl8

3 жыл бұрын

Mantis shrimp be like: bet

@beowulf2772

3 жыл бұрын

Mantis shrimp: YoU weRe sAyiN'?

@xwrecker

3 жыл бұрын

Oh

@NAT-turners-Revenge

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂

@MarkaTella

3 жыл бұрын

Mantis Shrimp: “Observe”

That shrimp took that clam to the shadow realm.

There's something very satisfying about that knocking sound.

@Krugis

2 жыл бұрын

I agree! Though I suspect it is less pleasant if you are made of house and it was knocking on your front door like this clam here Mantis Shrimps are the _It_ of the mollusk world

Clam: Develops hard shell to protect itself from predators. Mantis shrimp: “Oh no! Anyways:”

@jovelynbautista7903

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@rajdeepghosh5942

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂So Funny

@rabidlice7769

3 жыл бұрын

900th like

@Snookbone

3 жыл бұрын

Anyway

@Snookbone

3 жыл бұрын

@@rabidlice7769 nobody cares

Stand up comedian Shrimp has a killer knock knock routine, makes audience crack up every time

@JesusisLOVEJohn-

3 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there.😅

@neoselket562

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@idontno0

3 жыл бұрын

Ur a legend.

@reroman3950

3 жыл бұрын

2001 called they want their jokes back

@mattraws9502

3 жыл бұрын

@@reroman3950 making called, they want their sense back...

If that clam had a musket like the founding fathers intended, it would have survived

I love his little wind up right before he punches

Honestly, this just made me appreciate how strong a good clam shell is. It eventually broke, but it took quite a few hits from this One Punch Shrimp to final break a chunk off

@CryptoScammers.DoNotSendMoney

2 жыл бұрын

Underwater no less

@mr.mcnuggies

2 жыл бұрын

One Punch Shrimp lmao his name is probably Saitama

@axstr1c

2 жыл бұрын

@@mr.mcnuggies Shrimtama

@glupshitto5019

2 жыл бұрын

this was in fact a clam shell of quality and an impeccable defense

@trevors.5998

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/f6OJr5Ztc5Wcn7Q.html 💯

Imagine skinny dipping in the ocean and a mantis shrimp mistakes your balls for a clam.

@gadellomagnollo1810

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds nice. Might get a mantis shrimp now

@bluethunderbolt9631

3 жыл бұрын

Man, people got some weird kinks nowadays.

@Erisofpain

3 жыл бұрын

He can have a rocky training montage

@papakurt4162

3 жыл бұрын

CBT Boys 12: Beat Down In Bikini Bottom

@KaaneDragonShinobi

3 жыл бұрын

This shouldn't have made me chuckle, but it did lmao.

I love how this little fella is punching that clam so hard, it sounds like a mini firecracker

KEEP ON KNOCKING BUT YOU CAN"T COME IN! 🎵

"Oh cool, you have a pet shrimp! Does he pinch with his claw?" "No, he only punches."

@hurtkey8162

3 жыл бұрын

ông anh lạc trôi đến tận đây kia à :)))

3 жыл бұрын

we have a saying "pinch punch for first of the month" is this something like that ?

@mothman7430

3 жыл бұрын

“what?” “yeah no those claws? they beat things to death.”

@mantisshrimp6169

3 жыл бұрын

And he only takes his prey to Brazil

3 жыл бұрын

@@mothman7430 stomatopods also stab and a whole lot of other stuff. Not sure they kill people much.

“I just want to talk to him” “I said I JUST WANT TO TALK TO HIM”

@BLDw_TT

3 жыл бұрын

**Slowly drags clam away** *" We will Just have a small chat, Don't worry. "*

@paradoxica

3 жыл бұрын

@@BLDw_TT 😂😂 the next day: Let's all prey fr clam's soul. RIP CLAM😇

@joesinger6327

3 жыл бұрын

"I just wanna shoot him- i just want to talk to him"

@pat8060

3 жыл бұрын

I just wanna shake his hand I JUST WANNA SHAKE HIS HAND

@heyjesse8162

3 жыл бұрын

@@pat8060 lol exactly what I was thinking if

Man oh man that clam must have had a massive headache by the 3rd blow.

the clam was blown away by the extreme knock knock joke

What's just as impressive as the fact the mantis shrimp delivering that much force is the fact that the clamshell doesn't give way easily to it.

@kytrensol9777

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh, some clams literally need a chisel and a hammer to dent them even.

@samiam619

2 жыл бұрын

@@kytrensol9777 Here’s a clue, the Mantis HAS a hammer and chisel.

@anomaly395

2 жыл бұрын

These other species of animal really do be having superpowers

@kytrensol9777

2 жыл бұрын

@@samiam619 what I meant was that most people usually open and shuck clams with knives, right? There are some bigger ones that need a hammer and a chisel to open them. And here the shrimp be like: He he, punch go brrr.

@Zwijger

2 жыл бұрын

@@anomaly395 So do we though: sweating; excellent 3d, coloured, and motion tracking vision; ability to not only form words and sentences, but fictional ideas to coöperate in truly massive groups; ability to make tools and throw projectiles. There's a reason we are the worlds apex predator, we just take our own "powers" for granted.

Clam: *Evolves so his shell is hard enough to keep predators away* Mantis Shrimp: lol knock knock

@Tony-112

2 жыл бұрын

Good one 😂😂😂

@Jesus-qv5sw

2 жыл бұрын

Hahhajahahhajaha.

@mrwizardtamang8049

2 жыл бұрын

Punch go brrrrr

@Subreon

2 жыл бұрын

knock knock, open up the door, it's real! it's the nonstop pop pop, of stainless steel! x gon give it to ya he gon give it to ya x gon give it to ya

@-Swindle

2 жыл бұрын

"Knock knock" Clam:Whose tehre?(asks boastful cuz shell unbreakable) Mantis shrimp: its me😀 Calm:Who? (Asks now a little bit worried) Mantis shrimp: Death....

It’s so cute how it drags the clam back to their cave.

Both are incredible indeed! The clam's resistance to the mantis shrimp's very strong punches is impressive

“Just gonna eat this…” *Glances at camera* “…in private.” *Pulls clam inside*

@JohnniDaFreakk

2 жыл бұрын

Underated comment

@shark20069

2 жыл бұрын

*"You're next"*

@TimelessGamer

2 жыл бұрын

I read that in zoidbergs voice

@Auxilience

2 жыл бұрын

U funny

@y5fireflyschannel384

2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious

His claws have names. The right one is "Facts." The left one is "Logic."

@flopinator8327

3 жыл бұрын

clam gets destroyed by facts and logic

@gelatinocyte6270

3 жыл бұрын

The clam got destroyed by pure logic

@nuclearshorts1243

3 жыл бұрын

@YeeMan ben shrimpiro

@Peksisarvinen

3 жыл бұрын

No man, they're the Knock twins, Knock and Knock.

@AD_RC

3 жыл бұрын

The right one is facts and the other is logic, which is also right.

I love how at the end, he shows off by turning it towards the camera so we can the damage

Shrimp 「Lets go on a date❤」 Clam 「No」

People: we should be more peaceful like animals Animals

@ismaelpediten3306

3 жыл бұрын

@Logic Police vegans I guess

@fernandoleamshake7031

3 жыл бұрын

He just hungry tho. We do it for fun

@v3ngence138

3 жыл бұрын

@@fernandoleamshake7031 nah thats probably just you and your kind. normal people dont do that

@Eldoofus

3 жыл бұрын

@@fernandoleamshake7031 cats would like to have a conversation with you.

@fernandoleamshake7031

3 жыл бұрын

@@v3ngence138 we don't need to eat meat. Its inefficent and wastes 90% of the calories

This is horrifying imagine this freaky shrimp thing breaks through into your home and then drags you into a dark cave to eat you

@Dave-sb8ui

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't think of it that way,n ow its more horrifying Thanks

@ballsdeep69nojks

3 жыл бұрын

It really is, that gave me chills

@Jay-bz3qd

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not this is just Mother Nature

@KingJT80

3 жыл бұрын

Not before it punches the fucking daylights out of you and breaks your face first....

@Taakumi

3 жыл бұрын

It could have break the tank if it wanted

bro straight up dragged the poor clam into the underworld

when you heard a shrimp destroying a clam in your parents room but there was no shrimps

Fun Fact! The strike of a Mantis Shrimp is so fast that it can literally evaporate the water around it through sheer kinetic heat, causing the surrounding water to collapse into the air pocket and create a second shockwave. This means that even if the initial hit missed, the secondary shockwave caused by the collapse could smack into prey and stun it, giving the Shrimp its meal anyways.

@kynelius

3 жыл бұрын

You're thinking of the snap of a pistol shrimp

@TazHall

3 жыл бұрын

So basically it's punching sonic booms?

@axeloth

3 жыл бұрын

@@kynelius nah they do that too

@smh9902

3 жыл бұрын

Not an air bubble, a vacuum bubble.

@itsgrey8135

3 жыл бұрын

This would be an awesome anime

Fun fact: These types of shrimps are not allowed to be on display, because they can easily break through glass containers

@evilgenius97

3 жыл бұрын

I love how clear we can hear the snap from under water

@kennichigatchalian6710

3 жыл бұрын

More fun fact: the punches are so fast it literally breaks water physics and causes cavitation bubbles which creates second burst of energy that even creates light in some situations, also these guys can sea 16 colors where humans can only see 3 ( Red ,Blue, Yellow ) these creatures can possibly see radio waves since it was proven that they can even see polarized light.

@patstaysuckafreeboss8006

3 жыл бұрын

@@kennichigatchalian6710 You can't "break" physics. Bad word choice

@JWalt-gt4jt

3 жыл бұрын

@@patstaysuckafreeboss8006 not only that, but the use of the word "colors" isn't right either. I think they meant to say cones, which is the receptors in our eyes that allow us to see colors. We have red blue and yellow cones, so we can see colors those cones create. The fact that they have 16 cones and we only have 3 makes it sound much more impressive lol

@wayneamelie278

3 жыл бұрын

@@evilgenius97 If you have a fish tank, stick your hands in it and crack your fingers. It sounds really weird. I haven't tried it any other container, it's possible that it sounds different with different materials and liquids.

When you can't take no for an answer

They throw punches at the speed of sound and have sledgehammer shaped arms as hard as titanium. But I bet they taste nice with garlic butter.

Clam: “What the hell is going on out there?” Mantis Shrimp: “HERE’S JOHNNY”

@roy9776

3 жыл бұрын

😂 this deserves more likes

@MisterJohnDoe

3 жыл бұрын

Clam: **Screaming**

@mantisshrimp6169

3 жыл бұрын

@@MisterJohnDoe GETS DRAGGED TO BRAZIL

@facelessandnameless

3 жыл бұрын

Best comment here 😂

@aldi_the_flash2496

3 жыл бұрын

Clam: *wahmen getting scared scared.jpeg

The fact you can literally hear each strike despite them being surrounded in water goes to show how powerful mantis shrimp are

@jeskoschulte299

3 жыл бұрын

actually water is a better medium to transport sound waves just sayin :>

@jonnyj.

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeskoschulte299 Um... how does that relate in any way? Try snapping or punching or shooting a gun in a body of water and see how many people hear it...

@ignotumperignotius630

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeskoschulte299 but water to air is not good for transmission

@MeidoInHebun

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeskoschulte299 No, it's very dense, gases like air are much better *I was wrong, stop replying to me with the same thing please

@DavidS-1278

3 жыл бұрын

@@MeidoInHebun that's not true, sound does travel better in water, however it really does not matter here, since we humans would never be able to move fast enough in water to create a large enough force for others to hear outside the water.

Aww, it's really fascinating to watch this. Plus I like how he/she wants some privacy to eat the clam.

One punch man be like:- Finally a worthy opponent...

I can only imagine what he did to that thing in his cave

@germanpenn

4 жыл бұрын

kinky things

@octoxake1432

4 жыл бұрын

Yup his sex dungeon

@Arcanefungus

3 жыл бұрын

Vore

@ritwikgaikwad3355

3 жыл бұрын

sex.

@ichika4920

3 жыл бұрын

What the

Guest: “Is there a ping pong table in that room?” This guy: “No that’s just my shrimp.” Guest: “Run that by me again??”

@weirdmovies1113

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@lucid_lucas4509

3 жыл бұрын

Slightly altered top comment. Be original

@SanHydronoid

3 жыл бұрын

@@lucid_lucas4509 ^

@SciFiLOLproductions

3 жыл бұрын

@@lucid_lucas4509 top comment for me says that this shrimp is strong enough to hit a basketball into orbit soooooooooo not copying. 🤷‍♂️

@SciFiLOLproductions

3 жыл бұрын

Slight edit, if the shrimp was human size

Mantis shrimp are the embodiment of "run them hands fool"

That just shows the power of that shrimp

"Do you have a moment to talk about our only Lord Cthulhu?" the Mantis Shrimp asked calmly, after knocking gently

@zavorak

3 жыл бұрын

Oh damm! that was fucking hilarious 😂😂😂

@yitzchak3867

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus loves you

@BLDw_TT

3 жыл бұрын

0:28

@mohammadharisfahim6614

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@venomasmark154

2 жыл бұрын

"DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD CTHULHU!!!!" The Mantis Shrimp said calmly

Every clam horror story began with "there was a knock at the door"

@thev.u.p5971

9 жыл бұрын

EnteHS dUb "It was a loud knock, and then another, and another,..repeatedly. Mr.Clam refuses to open his door, the knocking gets more intense and hard as time goes by.Finally when his door has been broken open, a face appears between the cracks, whispering words Mr.Clam knows will be his last to hear: "Here's Johnny!" The End." idk plz dont judge me

@mysticwizardphd

9 жыл бұрын

XD

@mysticwizardphd

9 жыл бұрын

but witnesses

@ethanchou7359

8 жыл бұрын

+EnteHS dUb lel

@PhilRockwell

6 жыл бұрын

😃HA HAA

Everyone's gangsta until the Mantis Shrimp taps the glass.

Shrimp: Knock Knock i know your in there!!!

Mantis shrimp : wanna hear a knock knock joke? Clam : Uh oh

@christophermora1625

3 жыл бұрын

KNOCK punches* FUKING KNOCK punches*

@gmdsrail5630

3 жыл бұрын

gu

@undead.angel001

3 жыл бұрын

This is an underrated comment

@ZGlove.

3 жыл бұрын

Who's there? Mantis... Mantis who? Man, tis is goodbye...

Note that the shrimp dragged the clam off-camera after cracking the shell open, likely because what was to follow would be too graphic for youtube.

@JosephM

3 жыл бұрын

Shrimp knows what's up

@Damnnthatscrazy

3 жыл бұрын

@Joker Toker *i WakE uP fEeLiNg sO hOrNy*

@heartofthesea572

3 жыл бұрын

@@Damnnthatscrazy I can't get you out of my mind

@user-pj1ec5om5g

3 жыл бұрын

Heart of the Sea sexy you is all I neeed!

@Raccon_Detective.

3 жыл бұрын

He's so nice

高速で攻撃して、トントントン、そしてちょっとひび割れてきたらサササッとご馳走をおうちに持って帰るところがかわいいw

The bubbles in the water after each punch was the water boiling from the sheer force of the punch

Clam: Just minding it's own business. Mantis Shrimp: Have you ever been punched at the speed of sound?

@Specialshark

3 жыл бұрын

No ?

@noobslayer6281

3 жыл бұрын

Its your lucky day as a matter of fact i will turn in a few more

@lincolnoliveira3041

3 жыл бұрын

Indoor

@user-xj3ox5sh4k

3 жыл бұрын

Not at the speed of sound but with the strength of Miley Cyrus’s Wrecking Ball

@phutureproof

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-xj3ox5sh4k No actually at the speed of sound

Fun fact: The bubbles around the clam are from the water instantly vaporizing from the heat and force of the punch.

@Lucas-sk5iy

3 жыл бұрын

Um no, they aren't. They're from the rapid change in pressure, like the bubbles from a boat propeller.

@own4801

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lucas-sk5iy Vaporization is caused by a rapid change in pressure. If the pressure didn't change, it couldn't be a gas.

@galechan4724

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lucas-sk5iy PVnRT bro

@Lucas-sk5iy

3 жыл бұрын

@@own4801 That's literally what I said.

@bluetube3081

3 жыл бұрын

aren't they cavitation bubbles?

The one knock-knock joke you don't want to be on the receiving end of

“Woke up and chose violence” incarnate