Man Is Addicted To Porn and Regrets It

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  • @DingaIing
    @DingaIing3 жыл бұрын

    “I won’t let this stop me from going to my appointment.” *ends up three HOURS late*

  • @powerpanda6446

    @powerpanda6446

    3 жыл бұрын

    Panda agrees!!

  • @Pawqqit

    @Pawqqit

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pawqqit also agrees!!

  • @tryme9740

    @tryme9740

    3 жыл бұрын

    But he did reach, he was just late like me to anything social

  • @Good_Watch

    @Good_Watch

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@powerpanda6446 Are you the same one from Wessidelive?

  • @powerpanda6446

    @powerpanda6446

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Good_Watch Yes!!☺

  • @zer0rebel4
    @zer0rebel43 жыл бұрын

    "Im helping a homeless person" "I want a divorce" Bruh

  • @unsized

    @unsized

    3 жыл бұрын

    e

  • @Blaze08277

    @Blaze08277

    3 жыл бұрын

    e

  • @Mugi5wara

    @Mugi5wara

    3 жыл бұрын

    e

  • @steveweast475

    @steveweast475

    3 жыл бұрын

    e

  • @uncleurda8101

    @uncleurda8101

    3 жыл бұрын

    e

  • @slopcrusher3482
    @slopcrusher34823 жыл бұрын

    I like how Darius becomes the company owner after only one year, working his way up from janitor.

  • @nathanfracasse6645

    @nathanfracasse6645

    2 жыл бұрын

    moral of the story of every dhar mann video is that you need to be poor and homeless and nice, and youll be CEO of a major company in a car garage

  • @microwave8931

    @microwave8931

    2 жыл бұрын

    There was no way he wasn't sleeping with the CEO

  • @hrushikesh708

    @hrushikesh708

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@microwave8931 ah yes the ceo is gay nowonder he invites homeless guys to his house

  • @jerrelllawrence4787

    @jerrelllawrence4787

    2 жыл бұрын

    He used his gun to get a "Promotion"

  • @pidgey3734

    @pidgey3734

    2 жыл бұрын

    LMAO WHAT IS THIS COMMENT SECTION

  • @Don-ds3dy
    @Don-ds3dy2 жыл бұрын

    Respect for the dad who, while unarmed, was willing to confront and armed homeless man with a gun and brought his daughter along with him instead of calling the cops.

  • @stupidcat7396

    @stupidcat7396

    2 жыл бұрын

    The daughter was supposed to be a meat shield

  • @greencrystals9022

    @greencrystals9022

    Жыл бұрын

    Plot twist: he was an ex cop. Trying to end his own life and didnt want the mother to starve trying to feed 2 mouths

  • @Opbee12

    @Opbee12

    6 ай бұрын

    Darn that's dark@@greencrystals9022

  • @manfish7850
    @manfish78503 жыл бұрын

    They gave him a beanie to show that he was homeless🤦‍♀️

  • @Samuel-ve3wx

    @Samuel-ve3wx

    3 жыл бұрын

    The universal sign of homeless in these videos

  • @SirSketchable

    @SirSketchable

    3 жыл бұрын

    First guy had perfectly cut and styled hair yet he wore his beanie in the interview inexplicably

  • @muhammadmufti3569

    @muhammadmufti3569

    3 жыл бұрын

    @App Quit David Baszuki

  • @sammi-qg9nj

    @sammi-qg9nj

    3 жыл бұрын

    Phoenix Wright in Apollo Justice in a nutshell

  • @dogteeff

    @dogteeff

    3 жыл бұрын

    And the way he continued to wear it indoors with a suit 💔

  • @HotlineSacramento
    @HotlineSacramento3 жыл бұрын

    Every poor person in this universe owns a multi million dollar business after a year just from getting bullied. Maybe I need to take some notes

  • @EE-yy2rp

    @EE-yy2rp

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Loli Teaser why are you replying to everyone

  • @Robert-xx3fx

    @Robert-xx3fx

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Loli Teaser I love you daddy

  • @detroid_ntr7689

    @detroid_ntr7689

    3 жыл бұрын

    ??? That's not true, stop trying to mask your self promotion behind a meaningless and unfunny comment.

  • @Robert-xx3fx

    @Robert-xx3fx

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@detroid_ntr7689 stop taking everything seriously 💀

  • @HotlineSacramento

    @HotlineSacramento

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@detroid_ntr7689 why are you always so angry

  • @jackgaffney8468
    @jackgaffney846811 ай бұрын

    he owned the company in a year? Wow, the things he must've done to his boss in that spare bedroom must be unspeakable.

  • @m_moritz1472

    @m_moritz1472

    9 ай бұрын

    THATS CRAZY

  • @giovanniguzman3361
    @giovanniguzman33613 жыл бұрын

    Imagine being homeless, hired and running a company within the span of a year

  • @SexLuthor

    @SexLuthor

    2 жыл бұрын

    Just like what that guy said “its like 14 year old thought he was writing so deep and profound”

  • @mrtails8010
    @mrtails80103 жыл бұрын

    "Girl made her dad beat up a homeless boy?" First thing I hear.

  • @itz.naruto1223

    @itz.naruto1223

    3 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/oZdlycShqrmpdrA.html

  • @Cruscker

    @Cruscker

    3 жыл бұрын

    Good way to start the morning John

  • @lukapetrovic412

    @lukapetrovic412

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, because that's how the video starts

  • @Transformerboy100

    @Transformerboy100

    3 жыл бұрын

    First thing I read as I click on video. Best CC writer.

  • @powerpanda6446

    @powerpanda6446

    3 жыл бұрын

    This is also the first thing Panda heard too!!

  • @nathania8724
    @nathania87243 жыл бұрын

    "It's not a she, it's a he..." "I want a divorce" What skipping 5 sec of a video feels like

  • @hoovesderpy8140

    @hoovesderpy8140

    3 жыл бұрын

    How did the he guess the dude was homeless

  • @bugra8316

    @bugra8316

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hoovesderpy8140 homeless network

  • @denseaf1582

    @denseaf1582

    3 жыл бұрын

    My man got divorced for liking D 😞

  • @JimmyBoy9878

    @JimmyBoy9878

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@denseaf1582 Dude was based.

  • @lancejohnson545

    @lancejohnson545

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hoovesderpy8140 3 months late

  • @damivn.
    @damivn.2 жыл бұрын

    5:05 that went 0 to 100 real quick

  • @pixwool
    @pixwool3 жыл бұрын

    I find the idea that he genuinely can’t resist googling porn as long as a device has internet so fucking funny

  • @minimimiklol
    @minimimiklol3 жыл бұрын

    "Im helping a homeless person" "Oh thats wonderful, she can stay as long as she likes" "its a he" "you invited a dirty bum into our house? I want a divorce"

  • @theultrakid6715

    @theultrakid6715

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Well that escalated quickly."

  • @joeyflores9649

    @joeyflores9649

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@theultrakid6715 quickly is a understatement

  • @theultrakid6715

    @theultrakid6715

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@joeyflores9649 sorry I meant "Acceleated at an extremely faster pace than normal."

  • @joeyflores9649

    @joeyflores9649

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@theultrakid6715 honestly 😂he didn't hesitate he probably was playing it from the start

  • @theultrakid6715

    @theultrakid6715

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@joeyflores9649 trying to find any excuse to get out

  • @Soulsworth69
    @Soulsworth693 жыл бұрын

    That is the cleanest and most nicely dressed homeless man I've ever seen.

  • @powerpanda6446

    @powerpanda6446

    3 жыл бұрын

    Panda couldn't agreed more!!

  • @hellohello-lk4vb

    @hellohello-lk4vb

    3 жыл бұрын

    I could probably agree more

  • @tristanyou

    @tristanyou

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hellohello-lk4vb You probably couldnt agree more

  • @hellohello-lk4vb

    @hellohello-lk4vb

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tristanyou Youre right I changed my mind

  • @criminal2421

    @criminal2421

    3 жыл бұрын

    butt wipe

  • @richardjones8083
    @richardjones80833 жыл бұрын

    Man is godly, in a single year he went from a janitor to the owner of the company

  • @TimeGodDioBrando
    @TimeGodDioBrando2 жыл бұрын

    It's very smart for a man to threaten someone who is accused of having a gun, supposedly threatening someone with it, and also not call the cops.

  • @Zeeeko
    @Zeeeko3 жыл бұрын

    these videos have the same vibe as brazzers but with no pay off

  • @imgoingtosaythenword6466

    @imgoingtosaythenword6466

    3 жыл бұрын

    i liked my own reply

  • @azt6379

    @azt6379

    3 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @fabio5286

    @fabio5286

    3 жыл бұрын

    dude trueeeeeee

  • @shaded389

    @shaded389

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @gliple

    @gliple

    3 жыл бұрын

    My god they do, some seem like they just gonna turn into a porno, but stay a normal, not-quite-inspirational vid lol

  • @spongybear1926
    @spongybear19263 жыл бұрын

    "Man is addicted to porn and regrets it" So all of Reddit?

  • @EgoKen

    @EgoKen

    3 жыл бұрын

    Except r/nofap of course

  • @hellothere10yearsago97

    @hellothere10yearsago97

    3 жыл бұрын

    So many redditors are horny for some reason

  • @spongybear1926

    @spongybear1926

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@EgoKen ah of course

  • @TheHispanicUsername

    @TheHispanicUsername

    3 жыл бұрын

    pretty much true the circle repeats until they die.

  • @kluxsi

    @kluxsi

    3 жыл бұрын

    Redditors are shameless, they don't regret it

  • @Coredubster
    @Coredubster3 жыл бұрын

    7:01 that is literally the most awkard "yes" i've ever heard

  • @samwalkzzyt7469
    @samwalkzzyt74692 жыл бұрын

    “I-it’s not an addiction.. I just.. like diapers!” wow. That’s a great line. And there actually is such thing as diaper addiction lol

  • @tanksear
    @tanksear3 жыл бұрын

    I feel like the script was written by a 14-year-old who thought they were being profound and deep.

  • @jm-wb8zb

    @jm-wb8zb

    3 жыл бұрын

    i agree

  • @unsized

    @unsized

    3 жыл бұрын

    e

  • @olasdorosdiliusimilius2174

    @olasdorosdiliusimilius2174

    3 жыл бұрын

    It wasn't? Edit: Be cautious going below, as þere is a wild and dumb argument.

  • @dinotank2733

    @dinotank2733

    3 жыл бұрын

    The acting is worse than porn acting

  • @acreativename7999

    @acreativename7999

    3 жыл бұрын

    Right on point there

  • @daddydakota150
    @daddydakota1503 жыл бұрын

    Mean girl bullies homeless man then she finds out he was the CEO of fortnite and gets no v-bucks😎

  • @Sam-tx4jz

    @Sam-tx4jz

    3 жыл бұрын

    LMAO

  • @hypnoticskull6342

    @hypnoticskull6342

    3 жыл бұрын

    2 te xtrem!

  • @alexbakshi2755

    @alexbakshi2755

    3 жыл бұрын

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHHAHA I DIED

  • @Dreamy_Bull_42

    @Dreamy_Bull_42

    3 жыл бұрын

    NOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 KIDS BE NICE TO THE HOMELESS MAN OR NO 19$ FORTNITE CARD FOR YOU

  • @h.cheema7818

    @h.cheema7818

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@memefunnyhaha8445 Wow, you ripped off the legendary Aramaru

  • @Bl0kymtt
    @Bl0kymtt2 жыл бұрын

    4:53 Speedrun for divorce be like

  • @S.A.MTheMan
    @S.A.MTheMan3 жыл бұрын

    2:50 Man's lookin like Mr Incredibles boss if he got a tan

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates3 жыл бұрын

    Charlie: This is absolutely like a horror movie plot. Homeless guy: *Murdered his boss, hid his body, and took over the company a year later

  • @wolfsniper1086

    @wolfsniper1086

    3 жыл бұрын

    @fucku weebsnfurries nah

  • @wolfsniper1086

    @wolfsniper1086

    3 жыл бұрын

    @fucku weebsnfurries actually what hentai is it from

  • @Arcygenical

    @Arcygenical

    3 жыл бұрын

    @fucku weebsnfurries everybody watch out, we've got an expert over here.

  • @nomoretwitterhandles

    @nomoretwitterhandles

    3 жыл бұрын

    @fucku weebsnfurries I just wanna know how you're certain it's from a hentai...

  • @nomoretwitterhandles

    @nomoretwitterhandles

    3 жыл бұрын

    @fucku weebsnfurries I can't see it. Sounds like you're a hentai weeb.

  • @mrnanabanana3848
    @mrnanabanana38483 жыл бұрын

    A man has fallen into the river in lego city... and he instantly regrets it

  • @rustbloodeclipse

    @rustbloodeclipse

    3 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit I completely forgot about that meme 💀 I feel like that's one of those memes that lived a really short life and kind of got forgotten therefore is always really funny when someone brings it back up in a proper context

  • @odeswarms

    @odeswarms

    3 жыл бұрын

    HEY

  • @sophiaredwood5825

    @sophiaredwood5825

    3 жыл бұрын

    BAHAHAHAHA

  • @goosekid6040

    @goosekid6040

    3 ай бұрын

    he lives to regret it

  • @jazo5290
    @jazo52909 ай бұрын

    6:51 The famous meme

  • @Elgen127
    @Elgen1273 жыл бұрын

    6:55 Lmao

  • @boris123cool12

    @boris123cool12

    23 күн бұрын

    lol i was looking for comment on this meme strange no one else talked about it at that time it was funny before too

  • @andrewsernoskie2730
    @andrewsernoskie27303 жыл бұрын

    "I'm helping a homeless person" "I want a divorce" That was a speed run and a half

  • @obi-wankenobi1514

    @obi-wankenobi1514

    3 жыл бұрын

    "divorce.... HEHheheheheheheheheh"

  • @RndmGames

    @RndmGames

    3 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/hXanutVsaMixc5s.html

  • @youtubebot1571

    @youtubebot1571

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thats a world record

  • @hiroshiramasendjews9539

    @hiroshiramasendjews9539

    3 жыл бұрын

    This script seems like it was written by a drunk 12 year old that sniffed to many sharpies........

  • @hiroshiramasendjews9539

    @hiroshiramasendjews9539

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@RndmGames Me reading this comment after seeing you Self Promo on a different video the last time. *Self Promo of this level no longer works on me*

  • @TrueUnderDawgGaming
    @TrueUnderDawgGaming3 жыл бұрын

    "Of course" That statement makes it seem as if rich employers are always gifting their spare rooms to homeless people...

  • @nazmussaquib4686

    @nazmussaquib4686

    3 жыл бұрын

    2 likes on a verified account damn

  • @nazmussaquib4686

    @nazmussaquib4686

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lemme make it 3

  • @MrFreshGamer101

    @MrFreshGamer101

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nazmussaquib4686 probably because its a new comment

  • @sifutophmasterofeyerolling2513

    @sifutophmasterofeyerolling2513

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nazmussaquib4686 serves them right. Commenting on popular vids for free publicity lol Edit: yeah 7 months later i just learned that its a psychology thing. People (like the me 7 months ago) arent cool with successful youtuber/streamer because of the fact that they make money off of an app which will take people to get used to. Im guessing this also happened with celebrities back then toom

  • @ClipifyShorts

    @ClipifyShorts

    3 жыл бұрын

    Whenever your hungry, just remember that there are pineapples like me to eat -pineapple

  • @catalinaizuel1550
    @catalinaizuel15506 ай бұрын

    I LOVE HOW AT 0:42 YOU CAN SEE THE MICROPHONE HANGING UP

  • @idk-ph3pv
    @idk-ph3pv2 жыл бұрын

    “the moral of the story is porn addiction is like any addiction”

  • @SinisterR4T

    @SinisterR4T

    24 күн бұрын

    Crazy moral

  • @hithere9565
    @hithere95653 жыл бұрын

    the fact that the husband was fine with the homeless as long as it was a girl is not only kinda suspicious but a little creepy as well

  • @Eightsixseven23224

    @Eightsixseven23224

    3 жыл бұрын

    You know my man has been phishing for that threesome for years

  • @CyberPunkBadGuy

    @CyberPunkBadGuy

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Eightsixseven23224 well people are more willing to take in homeless women than men , well you can even take a look at how many homeless men there are in america.

  • @EveTheRaviolo

    @EveTheRaviolo

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@CyberPunkBadGuy i mean obviously because the people more likely to take in a homeless woman are men planning to have sex in exchange for "rescuing" them so it mkes sense

  • @CyberPunkBadGuy

    @CyberPunkBadGuy

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@EveTheRaviolo this got to be a joke OR let me guess , you are an American female. I can tell because of the innate distrust , belittlement and hate for men radiating of you (its hammered in some of your men too though) , it RINKS in your skewered culture automatically assume he wants to have sex with some random homeless woman.(NASTY) all due to your contempt and to fuel a superficial ego that all women are desired by men no matter what. over here in Jamaica I have a guy a distant relative who took in a homeless woman with STD issue don't remember if it was aids or something like that and he has a girlfriend. she was bawling her eyes out on the street and he felt sorry for her. but I guess it was all a part of his elaborate plan tp fuck her right? I swear the men on America should turn their back on their women just was how they did to them years ago as they branded them all villain's and pretend they were not cared for over the years. I swear my uncle became a nurse is married in America with a white woman , I swear to god I fear for him cause I know how much you people hate your own men who built you up over their , matter of fact its while I heard from him , gonna ask my folks how he is doing.

  • @EveTheRaviolo

    @EveTheRaviolo

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@CyberPunkBadGuy oh god dude are you ok? You proceed writing a 10 paragraphs essay accusing me of hating men because I informed you thatstatistically many do in fact take advantage of homeless girls since they are weaker and more vulnerable than homeless guys in general? Whats radiating from you right now is insecurity, projection, deenial and incel. Get help my dude and chill. Women aren't out there to get you just cause you don't like what they say.

  • @layerbread2738
    @layerbread27383 жыл бұрын

    "Babe you're home!" "Do we have company?" "Yeah but the person's homeless and all" "Tf is he doing here? Get him out already!" "Wha-" "Him or me, choose. now." "Hold o-" "That's it, we're done"

  • @Cenentury0941

    @Cenentury0941

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wonder if he managed to speed run the divorce too.

  • @hypnoticskull6342

    @hypnoticskull6342

    3 жыл бұрын

    Even Tommy Wiseau has better writing

  • @covsu9013

    @covsu9013

    3 жыл бұрын

    When you realize he was fine as long it was a woman😏

  • @jesvinmathew5103

    @jesvinmathew5103

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@covsu9013 no shit.

  • @lunaticcultist3764

    @lunaticcultist3764

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@covsu9013 it's because womans don't have pp

  • @oldbird4601
    @oldbird46012 жыл бұрын

    I was walking to school a few days ago and I overheard a y7 (11-12 year olds) ask his friend “hey do you watch dhar Mann?” With the most innocent grin on his face 💀💀 I honestly couldn’t believe it

  • @vfxgolden
    @vfxgolden Жыл бұрын

    6:50 watched it for 6 times in a row the funniest shit ever LMAOOOOOO

  • @ryangibson9003
    @ryangibson90033 жыл бұрын

    "I'm helping a homeless man" "I want a divorce" Shuts the door and leaves the homeless man there and gives them the apartment. Tommy Wiseau level acting right here.

  • @thelegenda8462

    @thelegenda8462

    3 жыл бұрын

    i made my gf abort 1000 babies

  • @devrao3537

    @devrao3537

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@thelegenda8462 Hmph those are rookie numbers

  • @JusHustle24s

    @JusHustle24s

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@devrao3537 me and Dev Rao have spread our seed all over the world

  • @yourgrandpa2539

    @yourgrandpa2539

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@JusHustle24s Genghis Khan would be proud

  • @kanyesmemeemporium836

    @kanyesmemeemporium836

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think you mean Neil Breen acting. Or maybe not since there were no laptops

  • @KanatiGD
    @KanatiGD3 жыл бұрын

    “He doesn’t have an addiction, he just does it everyday” - Scott Wozniak

  • @deljorel

    @deljorel

    3 жыл бұрын

    “”He doesn’t have an addiction, he just does it everyday” -Scott Wozniak” -Kanati

  • @OsmanHasan98

    @OsmanHasan98

    3 жыл бұрын

    Which STW video is that from again?

  • @thetruelord1317

    @thetruelord1317

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@OsmanHasan98 idk OSMAN

  • @OsmanHasan98

    @OsmanHasan98

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@thetruelord1317 understandable have a good day

  • @thetruelord1317

    @thetruelord1317

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@OsmanHasan98 btw u have a good taste in channels like danny and mista gg good taste!

  • @SundownerMGRR
    @SundownerMGRR3 жыл бұрын

    4:46 Man poor David just wanted to have a three way

  • @LiteralFilth
    @LiteralFilth3 ай бұрын

    6:39 please take this out of context, this could blow up

  • @WarriorOfTheLostLand
    @WarriorOfTheLostLand3 жыл бұрын

    Moral of the story: be homeless, instantly get rich

  • @revolverocelot1380

    @revolverocelot1380

    3 жыл бұрын

    More like, murder your boss and rewrite his will. Then hide the body and attend the funeral.

  • @Wulfjager

    @Wulfjager

    3 жыл бұрын

    Stonks

  • @mil1992

    @mil1992

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@revolverocelot1380 niko bellic moment

  • @qsparagus

    @qsparagus

    3 жыл бұрын

    brb ima just give my house to a kangaroo or some shit then I'm gonna be rich

  • @nikolatrkulja8495

    @nikolatrkulja8495

    3 жыл бұрын

    It takes about two years, but it’s totally worth it.

  • @user-f863
    @user-f8633 жыл бұрын

    “Man is addicted to porn and regrets it” So pretty much everyone with a search history

  • @AA-py1vm

    @AA-py1vm

    3 жыл бұрын

    You would now

  • @MangoMonster34

    @MangoMonster34

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AA-py1vm know

  • @VPCh.

    @VPCh.

    3 жыл бұрын

    Says the FBI

  • @epicgamer2820

    @epicgamer2820

    3 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/p6BmuduOcridiLQ.html .,

  • @lowestpoly64

    @lowestpoly64

    3 жыл бұрын

    what search history? i deleted mine

  • @hoomanm6807
    @hoomanm68073 жыл бұрын

    So what _is_ the homeless bloke's name afterall?! "Damien Thompson, eh?! Well, Darren Thompson, this is what you get for pulling a gun on my daughter, Darius Williamson! I ain't letting no hobo hurt my daughter, Dimebag Williamson! Especially one named Daniel Samuelson! Now get outta my neighbourhood, Derrick Peterson"!

  • @doubleedge6656
    @doubleedge66562 жыл бұрын

    4:02 I LEGIT THOUGHT THAT WAS A GTA CHARACTER BY THE WAY HE WALKED LMAO

  • @ashcole4122

    @ashcole4122

    2 жыл бұрын

    I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW IT HAHAHAH

  • @jockycracker8253
    @jockycracker82533 жыл бұрын

    I was eyeing that "Wife finds out that husband is secretly gay" one. Looking like a masterpiece to me.

  • @BOB-j4t

    @BOB-j4t

    3 жыл бұрын

    Husband: Honey I'm gay Wife: Ewww your gay I want a divorce (leaves and becomes homeless instantly regrets it

  • @jesuschrist5605

    @jesuschrist5605

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cr1tikal is the kind of guy who could take a 3 second video and makes an 8 minute video out of it.

  • @nateeaton7729
    @nateeaton77293 жыл бұрын

    The creator of Flamin' Hot Cheetos actually was a janitor but worked his way up in the company and recently retired with a net worth of $14.4 million.

  • @mcprol2467

    @mcprol2467

    3 жыл бұрын

    Used the shit he cleaned to create Flamin Hot Cheetos. What an inspiration.

  • @nateeaton7729

    @nateeaton7729

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mcprol2467 I'm pretty sure it was a defective batch that he got to take home but yeah, basically.

  • @Sephiewoth

    @Sephiewoth

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nateeaton7729 Yeah it was a defective batch he got to take home and he put spicy chili powder on the plain batch and it was a hit with his family so he presented the idea to his higher ups and now we got the Cheetos we love today.

  • @wackytrack7137

    @wackytrack7137

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Sephiewoth I mean odds are it was probably cocaine but sounds close enough

  • @karlossingh842

    @karlossingh842

    3 жыл бұрын

    He was a 4th grade dropout

  • @catbugtf
    @catbugtf2 жыл бұрын

    the wife that invited the homeless dude in the 2nd one isnt exactly in the right either. she didn't ask her husband whether or not her old teacher could stay, she just let him in without permission, i'd be pissed if my lover let someone in without my permission, even if they were homeless

  • @audf
    @audf7 ай бұрын

    This guy is helpong me through the toughest break-up Ups to you charlie!

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros083 жыл бұрын

    Cr1tikal's commentary makes this hilarious

  • @hamada9792

    @hamada9792

    3 жыл бұрын

    that’s the point of the video

  • @willoverdoseonmusic

    @willoverdoseonmusic

    3 жыл бұрын

    We know.

  • @Noah-pk7tf

    @Noah-pk7tf

    3 жыл бұрын

    His name is clearly penguinz0

  • @averyangryguy7900

    @averyangryguy7900

    3 жыл бұрын

    You can just say Charlie

  • @khalil42

    @khalil42

    3 жыл бұрын

    you can say charlie instead but it’s alright

  • @CTSoleCollector
    @CTSoleCollector3 жыл бұрын

    All these actors were sentenced to community service and this is how they’re serving their hours

  • @Otterlier

    @Otterlier

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wouldn’t be surprised

  • @themoonchild7302
    @themoonchild73023 жыл бұрын

    1:55 no- that sounds like the beginning of a yaoi-

  • @TheDoerOfRandomStuff
    @TheDoerOfRandomStuff10 ай бұрын

    Charlie made it seem like Googling titties on his watch was an automatic function like your heart beating, no way to stop it on your own, and I love it

  • @lotion5238
    @lotion52383 жыл бұрын

    "This isn't porn they are just having an intimate collaboration."

  • @not_227

    @not_227

    3 жыл бұрын

    "This Isn't porn they are just dancing while naked"

  • @elijahgavin6706

    @elijahgavin6706

    3 жыл бұрын

    Charlie and Pokimane

  • @hiroshiramasendjews9539

    @hiroshiramasendjews9539

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hey. Like l always say lt's not porn if you say no porno.

  • @drewgoin8849

    @drewgoin8849

    3 жыл бұрын

    "They're content creators!"

  • @zipjaccet3820

    @zipjaccet3820

    3 жыл бұрын

    Aran Ryan

  • @papacarson8551
    @papacarson85513 жыл бұрын

    “it’s called hentai first of all” holy fucking hell, that’s hilarious

  • @CCG175

    @CCG175

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol I read that when he said it

  • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134

    @skeletonbuyingpealts7134

    3 жыл бұрын

    6:44

  • @potted_hz9326

    @potted_hz9326

    2 жыл бұрын

    If there was one more like, I could’ve made 999 into 1k. Whoever has that honor I have a wedding proposal ready for you

  • @flipflop_bell

    @flipflop_bell

    2 жыл бұрын

    holy sheet it is the average "man of culture" (prn adict)

  • @akira_kurami
    @akira_kurami3 жыл бұрын

    1:06 Looks like I'm the only one who saw Enrico Pucci and Made in Heaven in the background

  • @_profile
    @_profile2 жыл бұрын

    2:00 SQUID GAME?

  • @ognjenradosavljevic9519
    @ognjenradosavljevic95193 жыл бұрын

    that guy went from "hi babe" to "i want a divorce" in less than 20 seconds thats a world record speedrun with Dream level luck

  • @MexiGirl6579021
    @MexiGirl65790213 жыл бұрын

    Women cooks wrong food for dinner Man: " I want a divorce" Lives to regret it later

  • @lilitzbro5013

    @lilitzbro5013

    3 жыл бұрын

    No, we don't regret stuff like that

  • @wrrrryyyy12

    @wrrrryyyy12

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@lilitzbro5013 sigma

  • @Our_Gojo_Satoru
    @Our_Gojo_Satoru2 жыл бұрын

    2:17 yes👍

  • @Cosmatical
    @Cosmatical8 ай бұрын

    i randomly clicked on this video didnt even realize i would find one of the best memes lol

  • @romhac8234
    @romhac82343 жыл бұрын

    What the hell is going on here it’s like Jaiden animations took an edible

  • @titsandpiss909

    @titsandpiss909

    3 жыл бұрын

    Baha blast

  • @Cruscker

    @Cruscker

    3 жыл бұрын

    LMAOO

  • @superallstar3916

    @superallstar3916

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @Someweebwithinternetaccess

    @Someweebwithinternetaccess

    3 жыл бұрын

    lmao

  • @ilikenougat8892

    @ilikenougat8892

    3 жыл бұрын

    LMAO

  • @hillmor8635
    @hillmor86353 жыл бұрын

    "Kid finds out Dharman's videos are cringe, lives to regret it."

  • @taxevasion4870

    @taxevasion4870

    3 жыл бұрын

    He BECOMES Dhar Mann

  • @kars4117

    @kars4117

    3 жыл бұрын

    theres actually a vid ab that lmaooo

  • @apurbakoner7690

    @apurbakoner7690

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kars4117 dannngggg don't be shy share the link 😳

  • @kars4117

    @kars4117

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@apurbakoner7690 i think i have the wrong impression. Dhar Man makes a vid ab a kid being bullied bc he likes Dhar Man vids

  • @josephancion2190

    @josephancion2190

    2 жыл бұрын

    the cody ko character ark

  • @ayaankureshi-6969
    @ayaankureshi-69698 ай бұрын

    Anyone else randomly got recommended this after 2 years

  • @knightedcolor
    @knightedcolor3 жыл бұрын

    I love how in the start of the video, you can see the camera mic in the top screen (0:41).

  • @brodstytoasty
    @brodstytoasty3 жыл бұрын

    They got Charlie on Dhar Mann? Now that's a surprise.

  • @itz.naruto1223

    @itz.naruto1223

    3 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/oZdlycShqrmpdrA.html

  • @Cruscker

    @Cruscker

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@itz.naruto1223 i already see something disgusting like always.

  • @PeriodVampire

    @PeriodVampire

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@itz.naruto1223 stop posting cat videos

  • @SalamiHoopz

    @SalamiHoopz

    3 жыл бұрын

    “To The Early Squad Reading This: sending virtual hugs to everyone who needs it! stay safe and positive in these difficult times❤️ My Dream is to hit 10k, I’m struggling and I need u

  • @ThatGuy-hy7tr

    @ThatGuy-hy7tr

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@SalamiHoopz stfu

  • @zetamafia911
    @zetamafia9113 жыл бұрын

    "He threatened me with a gun daddy" "ok let's go confront him by ourselves, unarmed, in the middle of nowhere and not call the police either" Edit* "I caught you scheduling an appointment with a prostitute but you didn't go through with it so I trust you more now." WAT

  • @alexrogers777

    @alexrogers777

    3 жыл бұрын

    Seriously why are so many christian movies this far removed from reality?

  • @zetamafia911

    @zetamafia911

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@alexrogers777 lack of real world perspective / experience

  • @errortryagainlater4240

    @errortryagainlater4240

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@alexrogers777 and why do they always forget that forgiveness/trust is supposed to be, you know, EARNED?

  • @bruhsauce644

    @bruhsauce644

    3 жыл бұрын

    all that this taught me, is that you can get away with doing terrible shit in life.

  • @thearbiter2701

    @thearbiter2701

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nice pfp!

  • @elliotmell3185
    @elliotmell31852 жыл бұрын

    4:38 totally random but I have that same fan remote

  • @HarashiRaiton
    @HarashiRaiton2 жыл бұрын

    Deep down in his mind...he does not wish to be horny anymore. He just wants to be happy... *Guts theme starts playing*

  • @salvulcano9890
    @salvulcano98903 жыл бұрын

    “oh, you’re homeless?” *fortnite dances*

  • @pyroflare7774

    @pyroflare7774

    3 жыл бұрын

    fartnite sucks

  • @dangymking7273

    @dangymking7273

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@pyroflare7774 yes

  • @fantawi7999

    @fantawi7999

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sal

  • @PapaFlammy69
    @PapaFlammy693 жыл бұрын

    He is Dahr Mann, our man, indeed

  • @zigz2091

    @zigz2091

    3 жыл бұрын

    DHAR MANN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @extinctiongaming3556

    @extinctiongaming3556

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Branislav your late

  • @Canmanfanpan

    @Canmanfanpan

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dahr Mann but better

  • @extinctiongaming3556

    @extinctiongaming3556

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why do you rely on Moistcritical for relevance? Also don't comment again your at 69.

  • @PapaFlammy69

    @PapaFlammy69

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@extinctiongaming3556 Could you just stfu lol You're a pretty persistent troll

  • @deepbluesea7623
    @deepbluesea76233 жыл бұрын

    Is it me who finds it kinda disturbing how the husband (from the second story) would’ve only allowed a homeless person into his home if she was a woman.

  • @LisBorovci15055
    @LisBorovci150552 жыл бұрын

    u make my day good mate,even when shit is slurpping to my throat

  • @spicywind8607
    @spicywind86073 жыл бұрын

    Moral of the story: Let the neighbours father abuse you, it's your one way ticket to owning a successful company

  • @not_227

    @not_227

    3 жыл бұрын

    So wait, if you have multiple neighbours and let them abuse you do you get a bonus? Like a double points or sum?

  • @spicywind8607

    @spicywind8607

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@not_227 Probably

  • @meisteremm

    @meisteremm

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@not_227 You become a Messiah.

  • @hiroshiramasendjews9539

    @hiroshiramasendjews9539

    3 жыл бұрын

    If the world worked like Dhar mann's videos l would have had 1 trillion dollars right now and lm 14.............

  • @nonkey74

    @nonkey74

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thank you Mr O’Hare.

  • @axo2574
    @axo25743 жыл бұрын

    Plot twist: the guy at the end wasn’t being loyal to his wife he was just racist

  • @adamsnell2088

    @adamsnell2088

    3 жыл бұрын

    Plot twist: hardly anyone gives a single fuck about race so I doubt it

  • @realwizard435

    @realwizard435

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@adamsnell2088 plot twist: you missed the fucking joke

  • @M3rcheAlt
    @M3rcheAlt3 ай бұрын

    Love how this is where that one clip about the watch comes from

  • @NiftySquares
    @NiftySquares3 жыл бұрын

    0:41 The overhead mic drops into the frame hahah!

  • @makotonaegi715
    @makotonaegi7153 жыл бұрын

    Girl makes dad spit on the homeless, learns valuable lesson about tax fraud

  • @epicgamer2820

    @epicgamer2820

    3 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/p6BmuduOcridiLQ.html .,

  • @austinfiregaming9740
    @austinfiregaming97403 жыл бұрын

    *I want to be penguinz0’s friend*

  • @nevergreene

    @nevergreene

    3 жыл бұрын

    Social interaction is needed though.

  • @Icantfindthefork

    @Icantfindthefork

    3 жыл бұрын

    You're not the only one with a cursed profile picture.

  • @Central.N

    @Central.N

    3 жыл бұрын

    If i find out where he lives im going to go ding dong ditch his door then catch a squirrel put it in door knock again and run then he’s gonna be confused on why it was a squirrel that knocked and how he or she knocked then im gonna run and tell him that im his fam replace the m with n

  • @nevergreene

    @nevergreene

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Central.N your name concerns me .

  • @mylastaccountgotdeletedtha6936

    @mylastaccountgotdeletedtha6936

    3 жыл бұрын

    Everybody does.

  • @evanblake5252
    @evanblake525211 ай бұрын

    The pacing in these is absolute perfection.

  • @user-pt6uu4ry2g
    @user-pt6uu4ry2g3 жыл бұрын

    7:52 the dunny part is that this guy was in the movie we can be heroes for like 3 seconds

  • @-sgsdfhdhhdt
    @-sgsdfhdhhdt3 жыл бұрын

    The homeless guy looks less homless than critical

  • @brokenmonitertheonly

    @brokenmonitertheonly

    3 жыл бұрын

    Stfu

  • @ninjablade5659

    @ninjablade5659

    3 жыл бұрын

    Tru

  • @volt3091

    @volt3091

    3 жыл бұрын

    ufts

  • @holekou109

    @holekou109

    3 жыл бұрын

    tufts

  • @normalprofile5553

    @normalprofile5553

    3 жыл бұрын

    ufts

  • @caryzab4136
    @caryzab41363 жыл бұрын

    Redditors would find all the benefits of being addicted. At least this guy acknowledges it

  • @itz.naruto1223

    @itz.naruto1223

    3 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/oZdlycShqrmpdrA.html

  • @unsized

    @unsized

    3 жыл бұрын

    e

  • @rnm2238

    @rnm2238

    3 жыл бұрын

    E

  • @epicgamer2820

    @epicgamer2820

    3 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/p6BmuduOcridiLQ.html ..

  • @gassedup2445

    @gassedup2445

    3 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/n3if0LurdtzRqJs.html.

  • @Phantomaly
    @Phantomaly3 жыл бұрын

    "That was a marriage speedrun" bro I was flossing my teeth and you made me wheeze. Gingivitis hurts mate.

  • @willbo_bilbo
    @willbo_bilbo2 жыл бұрын

    0:41 love how you can see the boom in the top of the video.

  • @vaibhav475
    @vaibhav4753 жыл бұрын

    He didn't even gave her the time to choose He just busted in, realized there's a homeless guy in the shower, told her to choose one and instantly asked for a divorce before she can even choose and just left

  • @epicgamer2820

    @epicgamer2820

    3 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/p6BmuduOcridiLQ.html .,

  • @hiroshiramasendjews9539

    @hiroshiramasendjews9539

    3 жыл бұрын

    Plot twist: *"IT was just a game and the player kept pressing skip dialogue"*

  • @h.2077a

    @h.2077a

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@epicgamer2820 stop it we don’t want to watch Carl’s shit bo1 gameplay

  • @hiroshiramasendjews9539

    @hiroshiramasendjews9539

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@epicgamer2820 Me reading this comment after seeing you self promote the last 30 times. *"Self Promo of this level no longer works on me"*

  • @TheNitroG1

    @TheNitroG1

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hiroshiramasendjews9539 that is basically what they are doing. they are cutting out all of the middle dialog.

  • @somethingedgy2185
    @somethingedgy21853 жыл бұрын

    Sounds like a newspaper headline.

  • @itz.naruto1223

    @itz.naruto1223

    3 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/oZdlycShqrmpdrA.html

  • @somethingedgy2185

    @somethingedgy2185

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@itz.naruto1223 I wish I could delete your comment. It's not nice to abuse people's comment sections to advertise your channel.

  • @unsized

    @unsized

    3 жыл бұрын

    e

  • @somethingedgy2185

    @somethingedgy2185

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@unsized b

  • @yoshikagescrapper6650

    @yoshikagescrapper6650

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@somethingedgy2185 a

  • @BoatieB
    @BoatieB2 жыл бұрын

    5:11 and from then on they both lived on the street!

  • @lunecker
    @lunecker Жыл бұрын

    these videos feel like dreams, everything goes from 0 to 100 in 5 seconds

  • @PunTeamYT
    @PunTeamYT3 жыл бұрын

    Ok man wtf did I just watch

  • @someact2332

    @someact2332

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hola

  • @illuna2616

    @illuna2616

    3 жыл бұрын

    I said the the same when I watched one of your videos

  • @nothcial

    @nothcial

    3 жыл бұрын

    You watched you mom

  • @jcdubisus5192

    @jcdubisus5192

    3 жыл бұрын

    *wheeze* look at this low hanging checkmarked youtuber

  • @chaad1073

    @chaad1073

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha another dying verified you tuber. How does it feel to be a fortnite tuber and dead verified tuber who has to comment cuz he’s losing popularity that he never had

  • @commiterror404irl5
    @commiterror404irl53 жыл бұрын

    Video title: "Man Is Addicted To Porn and Regrets It". The first sentence: "girl made her dad beat up a homeless boy" Ok what?

  • @itz.naruto1223

    @itz.naruto1223

    3 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/oZdlycShqrmpdrA.html

  • @BruhMoment-fh8zc

    @BruhMoment-fh8zc

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's the end of the video

  • @unsized

    @unsized

    3 жыл бұрын

    e

  • @bonkers7184

    @bonkers7184

    3 жыл бұрын

    Don't worry its not clickbait

  • @commiterror404irl5

    @commiterror404irl5

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bonkers7184 Im well aware Im just pointing out that the contrast between video title and start is funny

  • @fluffyrussian3628
    @fluffyrussian36282 жыл бұрын

    I have been looking for this channel for years. I finally found it.

  • @riverisprideful
    @riverisprideful4 ай бұрын

    3:48 the way bro said it so nonchalant got me flyin

  • @aaaooo2118
    @aaaooo21183 жыл бұрын

    0:40 “What is this? Some kind of gun paper?” *JoJo part 4 intensifies*

  • @sunny8392

    @sunny8392

    3 жыл бұрын

    OMFG, NOT EVERYTHING IS A JOJO REFERENCE

  • @novalis2688

    @novalis2688

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sunny8392 cry some more

  • @normalprofile5553

    @normalprofile5553

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sunny8392 keep crying

  • @MrDaol23

    @MrDaol23

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sunny8392 I wish to hear your cries as well

  • @Love-Sensibility

    @Love-Sensibility

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sunny8392 the dude on your pfp be lookin' like Abbacchio tho

  • @Eterrath
    @Eterrath3 жыл бұрын

    "Is time accelerating at a crazy pace?" That's it, maybe an Italian priest is trying to reach the singularity of the universe somewhere

  • @requiem7516

    @requiem7516

    3 жыл бұрын

    woah okay that's a bizzare comment

  • @haydenfreeman7685

    @haydenfreeman7685

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@requiem7516 yea bizzare indeed I wonder if it’s a reference to anything

  • @icecrystal2310

    @icecrystal2310

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don't get it.

  • @Sam-tx4jz

    @Sam-tx4jz

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@haydenfreeman7685 quite bizarre of you to think of it being a reference, oh boy, this is turning out to be a bizarre adventure isnt it?!

  • @triggerhxppy

    @triggerhxppy

    3 жыл бұрын

    what fuckin blizzard are you talking about

  • @mastakush4272
    @mastakush42722 жыл бұрын

    Dad and daughter are definitely the type of people that would be dump supporters.

  • @jisdaboss1
    @jisdaboss13 жыл бұрын

    0:42 nice work mic guy

  • @sam6007
    @sam60073 жыл бұрын

    Plot twist: He was actually looking at cursed minecraft images

  • @lunaz6959

    @lunaz6959

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hmm.. this picture of hyper-realistic 4k Steve certainly draws my attention.

  • @DanBorens
    @DanBorens3 жыл бұрын

    the part that really got me: "It's he or I".

  • @elijahgavin6706

    @elijahgavin6706

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s myself or his

  • @rhett5058

    @rhett5058

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s his personage or mine!

  • @dash4826
    @dash4826 Жыл бұрын

    YOUR TITLE LEGIT MADE ME FALL OF THE CAR DOOR 😂

  • @guesta6005
    @guesta6005 Жыл бұрын

    I like how the boom mic enters the frame at 0:40