He's getting close to figuring out we can shapeshift, ladies! We must prevent him from telling the church!

@emilyconley32

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like this is a TikTok sound and I love it

@ellasoundy8508

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t steal contouring 101 s video

@keirseamcdaniel175

3 жыл бұрын

😂 yes thank you for this comment I love the TikTok sound

@ajlush6304

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@c3rys._.07

3 жыл бұрын

Eliminate the nose. You can pretend that you have no nostrils. Men will be bewitched and hand over their wallets.

It’s “mahogany mummy “ gets me 😭😭😭😭😭

@RandomGuy-bf8wq

3 жыл бұрын

why did you use crying emojis

Well, if I'm gonna self isolate I might as well do it with Michael! 😂

@shaany78677

4 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Carr is a better Comedian

@marklipner2325

4 жыл бұрын

what planet are you livin on

@-Tidgy

4 жыл бұрын

@@shaany78677 I mean, he's not better, he's different. There's no 'better' comedian, it's all subjective. Pros and cons to everyone and everything.

@shaany78677

4 жыл бұрын

@@-Tidgy there's better comedians, there's those that try to be funny but only idiots find em funny and those that are truly funny

@-Tidgy

4 жыл бұрын

@@shaany78677 Micheal is funny, he tries yes but he succeeds. He is accurate and uses physical comedy like Lee Evans. Makes for a good experience.

A wise person once told me “Never take laxatives and sleeping pills together”

@ruthkubeer3759

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@fishsauce2221

4 жыл бұрын

I can confirm it is a bad idea. Although I didnt take laxatives, I had alcoholic diarrhea.

@MrConsto

4 жыл бұрын

Just saying there is genuine concern at minute 1:50 for Michael’s reaction.

@reinders86

3 жыл бұрын

I believe this could be an old Chinese proverb :')

All the ladies looking at each other and thinking "yep that's me" lol

@sr0716

4 жыл бұрын

👌

The man's a friggin' genius.

Mahogany mummy did a poo in the bed. 😂😂😂

There's gonna be loads of google searches for 'Michael Mcintyre wife' now lol

@TheLadyDelirium

4 жыл бұрын

Oh no this comment has made me curious. I'm assuming she's a beautiful woman.

@cub1c698

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheLadyDelirium I can't tell when someone is being sarcastic in text

@TheLadyDelirium

3 жыл бұрын

@@cub1c698 I wasn't being sarcastic lol

@cub1c698

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheLadyDelirium lol

@delilah28100

3 жыл бұрын

The name is Kitty McIntyre

Ah Michael, no matter how many times I've watched this I still laugh and laugh. You are just a natural comedian and everything is so real and relevant. I've said it before and I'll say it many more I'm sure, you are amazing. Thank you for the laughs. They are desperately needed. 💕🌸

@davidroberts6549

3 жыл бұрын

You cannot be serious! This is beyond obvious and infantile

@fcturner

7 ай бұрын

@@davidroberts6549too bad we can’t see the count of the insane number of thumbs down you must’ve gotten

@davidroberts6549

7 ай бұрын

Yeah, from monobrowed ditch-diggers in the backwaters of Lincolnshire..@@fcturner

@Jo_02

6 ай бұрын

​@@fcturner😂❤

The thing I love about Michael so much is that at 1:45 I had worked out the 'she shat the bed' line in my head, I knew that was coming, but still when he said it I burst out laughing. His delivery, his physicality, his follow-up... impeccable.

Can totally relate to the " tights 😂😂😂

The from the knees up in stockings is an ordeal lol

I just love seeing Michael demonstrate putting on tights, especial after they pass the 1/2 way mark! 😂😂😂

I really can't understand how anyone can say he is not funny......He is the absute best!

I can definitely relate to the panty hose and high heel thing!

@rehaan8

4 жыл бұрын

Anne Slabinski didn’t ask

@Sillimant_

4 жыл бұрын

@@rehaan8 oooo someone is upset, never had a girl love you?

@nojimmyprotested1025

4 жыл бұрын

Sillimant oof

@AverageVirgo

4 жыл бұрын

@@nojimmyprotested1025 yea oofff

@Mia20__06

3 жыл бұрын

@@rehaan8 awwww no one gives

"Dark lady smells". Well, that's going to age well :D

@heathergreen4047

4 жыл бұрын

Graham Butler I always thought it was ‘dat lady smells’ haha

@nyembsafric1

4 жыл бұрын

😩

@anthonymarchant3043

4 жыл бұрын

Funny man Mr Graham Butler

@ArcaneDryad

4 жыл бұрын

It is, because context..

@Anna133199

3 жыл бұрын

@@ArcaneDryad Mobs rarely care about context though. The angry online mob comes first. Then a few months or years later.. Ooh, there was context!

*well make a wish* 😂

"Well, that's it.." 😂😂😂

My ribs almost cracked from laughing, because its so relatable and true😂😂😂

I always get a good giggle from your man there. worth the watch.

Some spray tans are different. They look normal when they go on and then get darker and darker for a week and you can't tell how dark it's going to get, especially on paper white skin like mine.

@olgamadura5570

4 жыл бұрын

...speaking from experience I suppose?

@nexusclarum8000

4 жыл бұрын

Love your white skin. Holy crap. It's the envy of the world. Before you call me racist realize you're the one whose literally trying to artificially change your skin color. God damn.

@liviaclaire

4 жыл бұрын

@@nexusclarum8000 I agree. While I like getting a light tan during the summer when I go to the beach, I don't understand the obsession with the self tanning. The fake tans never look good anyways, it's always that Donald Trump shade of orange.

@debbieann921

4 жыл бұрын

Sweetheart rejoice in your paper white skin. It is no doubt gorgeous.

@katharina...

4 жыл бұрын

@@liviaclaire Not always. I use an organic tanning lotion, dilute 1 part of it with 2 parts of regular moisturiser, and get a lovely, natural sun kissed look. Nobody can tell I use fake tan, even when I make them aware I'm wearing it. The truth is, tanned skin (not orange though!) looks better in most people's eyes, and most of us like to look good. I do find it very strange though that someone can colour their skin orange, look in the mirror and think "yeah, that looks great" ;)

One of my favorite !!!! Love it. Thank you from France... the stocking thing.... He nailed it !!! I m a woman... and it is very tricky LOL

It's not so much the words but the way he says them that makes us laugh

Best comedian ever!

@Romamb

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck off

@Sillimant_

4 жыл бұрын

@@Romamb if you don't like him, then why the fuck were you on the video? What the actual fuck you moron

@damian-795

3 жыл бұрын

I agree , he is the best

I wish there were more funny men out there in the world today! I believe our world would be a much happier and peaceful place if that was the case! Thank you for all the laughter and lighter hearts you continue to give to us!! Peace to all....💜⚘💜

I was just thinking about his 'find a hair - make a wish' joke today and then I find it in my recommended on KZread lol 😂

My favorite mythical creatures are: The women who can properly walk in heels the first time they wear them And The women who don't have to fight with leggings/tights when putting them on

@Thomashorsman

3 жыл бұрын

DarkLight Studios I’m a boy and I wore my friends heels at prom I could walk in them fine

@DeathWish92

3 жыл бұрын

@@Thomashorsman that's called an illusion, women think they can walk in them aswell. Next time you do it get someone to record you... I bet you walked like a right plonker 🤣

@Thomashorsman

3 жыл бұрын

DeathWish haha someone did record it but I don’t know who so I can’t ask them lol

@olivia4162

3 жыл бұрын

I must be a mythical creature then

@jessatkinson537

3 жыл бұрын

I'm good at wearing heals but tights on the other hand, they take me about 10 minutes to get right

Make a wish (blows) try again 🤣

Men who care how women look need to take our advice and leave when we're getting ready. No one wants to know how the sausage gets made.

@jesusiscomingbacksoon3384

3 ай бұрын

Men are shallow then

He's an amazing comedian 😂😃😄

Hilarious!! So thank you!✨👍🏾

XD so relatable.

Truly hilarious, thank you 🏋️‍♂️👌😂🎈

Omg I almost pissed myself. “Ahhh, she shit the bed!” 🤣🤣🤣

Love this guy and this is why comedians ar funny as it is all true but in the most funist way

I love this xD

Hes so funny wish he come to Canada to do a show

“Well *P I S S O F F ! !”*

Hilarious!! so true, xD

Thanks, I needed that!

Fantastic!!

03:38 he forgot to mention that for extra care we tend to lick the tip of our fingers when we deal with it, especially for denier 10 tights...

2:08 Wife: **destroyed**

So funny.....!!!!!

eyelashes... 😂😂

This guy😂

Hilarious 🤣

7:07 Michael starts talking like a south Londoner

The funniest part is that females laugh about themselves

God he's funny 😂😂😂

This is what I think of Michael McIntyre 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

MICHAEL MAC

Artificial tanning looks bizarre.... Sorry! Hahahahaha

Tim vine finaly has some good competition

Okay

💕💕💕

lol

He reminds me of Dane Cooke but with an Britt accent.

@aucontraire4717

4 жыл бұрын

I think its the frantic pacing and heavy breath

@jwpipes47

4 жыл бұрын

Except Michael is funny

@nateb7804

4 жыл бұрын

@@jwpipes47 Not laughing during the set was what reminded me of Dane Cooke the most

👏👏👏👏👏

Am I the only one who has never seen anyone make a wish on an eyelash?

@granville7

4 жыл бұрын

me neither

@GravityGrave

3 жыл бұрын

I do it all the time

Speaking as someone who does exercise outside under the sun my tan is real but my feet are always white

😄🙌

Mahogany -- a color that nobody has ever been. WTF?? I may be white, but I would love to be a beautiful shade of mahogany.

@nyembsafric1

4 жыл бұрын

I know right🤷🏿‍♀️

@bpa4728

4 жыл бұрын

I think he meant no one is naturally of mahogany color..

@nathan87

4 жыл бұрын

He's not being racist, you idiot. He's just saying that it was an unnatural colour.

I'm a girl and I just put on trainers and a band hoodie lol. Oh yes and the same jeans from the past 2 days lmao

@elveenie5399

4 жыл бұрын

wierd flex but ok

@milessharman8518

4 жыл бұрын

@@catbinnatova7596 no it's just that he's saying how girls take ages to get dressed and then there's me who takes like 2 minutes lmao

Hoping for some Corona jokes

This is a very rare KZread comments section, 99% of the people in it are definitely over gen X or at least old millennials. I thought you lot only existed on Facebook.

@freya-louise8805

3 жыл бұрын

Phaha

@tw7sty

3 жыл бұрын

@Yelaa Bob I hate to break it to you but you're 31. Absolutely one of the old people I was talking about hahaha!

@tw7sty

3 жыл бұрын

@Yelaa Bob I’m not sure, it was literally just a joke based on how people are talking in the comments. No need to get your knickers in a knot grandma!

@tw7sty

3 жыл бұрын

@Yelaa Bob Why do you wanna know? Trying to relate to the youth? I don’t know how younger people talk, it was just a little observation based on vibe alone. Anyways if you’re trying to sound less senile I’d suggest you improve your horrendous grammar.

@tw7sty

3 жыл бұрын

@Yelaa Bob Where do I even begin? Lowercase letters where they should be capital, no spaces between letters and full stops and double spaces. Either you’re completely senile or just typing extremely fast in a blind rage hahahaha.

The sound quality isn't great on these videos. Can you up the volume please?

So glad I don't engage in any of the ridiculous beauty practices mentioned...seems exhausting.

@lio3366

4 жыл бұрын

but thats where the jokes you are laughing at come from😂 spice up

@lucyporriton6162

3 жыл бұрын

Ugly

@jubelivion182

3 жыл бұрын

Not really exhausting, just fun. But I imagine you don't engage in that either.

@freya-louise8805

3 жыл бұрын

@@lucyporriton6162 um wtf

Why was there so much heavy breathing in the background

Hilarious!!!?

@ 7:56 -- seriously, ladies. It takes practice to learn how to walk in heels. Spend the time learning. Your feet will thank you, your back will thank you and yes, your husband will thank you. (The trick is, keep all your weight on your heel.)

@BelleFlower15

4 жыл бұрын

If I put my weight on the heels, they would snap 😂

@SurfergirlKH

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t wear heels, your feet, knees, hips and back will thank you!

2020: 3778

100th comment

you can easily tell what kind of audience he has from reading these comments

He breaths very loudly. I'm begining to see why most comics just hold the mic.

@lafemmerowena

4 жыл бұрын

He s walking around, mic near him. Ofcourse you'd hear him breathe. 👍😆

@PaulTheSkeptic

4 жыл бұрын

@@lafemmerowena Yeah, exactly. Just hold the mic with your hand so I don't have to hear the way your nose whistles. Lol.

@PaulTheSkeptic

4 жыл бұрын

@Lara Yeah, I mean I get it. I guess this comic fancies himself to be more adept at physical comedy and that's why he does that. But, maybe some Afrin or something. Lol. There has to be SOME other way. I for one found it pretty distracting.

@teostroe2018

4 жыл бұрын

i love his routine but his breathing in this video was really annoying

@Traitorman.14.3

4 жыл бұрын

Paul TheSkeptic Best thing for you is to stick to books.

Micheal making fun of his wife

:

SJW's are working hard to figure out how they can say this is racist.

@aliciagraham9401

4 жыл бұрын

what sjw

@Akoalawithshades

4 жыл бұрын

SJW=social justice warrior, evolved from keyboard warrior. A keyboard warrior writes message of bravado, but in real life they're cowards because they want to appear strong. A SJW is some one who acts all virtuous for social issues online to get social approval. Often mundane first world problems or non-issues that can be explain behavioural psychology, biology, economics and crime data. Sometimes they just pretend something is offence, such a Hawaii dancing doll in some guy's taxis, which a reporter for buzzfeed said was racist as he drove her drunk arse home. This has since spilled over into real life and SJW's will protest about first world problems. Their protests are always in first world countries. Some have grown up in this online culture and even write for papers. Such as the infamous "air-con is sexist" lady, or the girl who wanted Stephen colbert banned, but would not "in act the effort" to say why, because the interviewer was a white male, which she said from a her bedroom in Her mum's house (not kinding). These people don't care about social issues deep down, it's just virtuous and fashionable to get all angry about everything, (in the social circle). Some have been radicalise by these post and forums and have become the antifa. People who see fascism everywhere, and believe attacking all Conservative Party political opponents in all countries is stopping fascism. These people aren't normally very athletic, because they spend most of their time online. Hence why the attack in groups on an individual or sucker punch people, such as the antifa bike lock professor. You can Google these cases as I've labelled. They very popular watches, but their vast amount more. Most from America, the land of the crazies, but many in the UK now too.

@minaolenella869

4 жыл бұрын

@@Akoalawithshades Seems you are describing yourself and not even realizing it

@Akoalawithshades

4 жыл бұрын

@@minaolenella869 how so? Do tell.

Sean Lock Bary Cryer how come Mm

Tanning is unattractive and damaging to the skin. Spray tanning is just disgusting and never looks good. Be happy in the skin you're in. Natural is always more attractive...and healthy.

Comedians are professional liars , that's their job and there is no harm in it . I am sure half the things he jokes about his wife are made up and I am sure she does not mind supplying that material after all Michael and her are worth approx 80 million dollars

Same old jokes

@jonathanm877

4 жыл бұрын

re-upload

@STANDUP47

4 жыл бұрын

It’s a re upload. For some reason this channel just re uploads the same videos.

@Traitorman.14.3

4 жыл бұрын

Re-upload to promote a dvd on Amazon.

@RIXRADvidz

4 жыл бұрын

Same Old comments.

First

@johnmckee7640

4 жыл бұрын

Well done..

But dudes can wear makeup too 🥺👉👈

King of Comedy? Says a lot about the population that this puerile rubbish is so popular.

This would be so much better if he didn’t cuss, in my opinion.

@sxphiehxwarth

3 жыл бұрын

That makes it funnier + hes British

@embrymilo5316

3 жыл бұрын

@James Channon compared to some other comedians, no. Compared to some other comedians, yes.

@embrymilo5316

3 жыл бұрын

@James Channon some comedians cuss a lot. Some don’t. I generally watch clean comedians. I love Michael, I just feel like sometimes he embellishes unnecessarily.

These jokes aren’t as funny in 2020

"whos that stinky dark lady?" "dark lady smells" REALLY? anyone else not finding this completely racist?

i loved his comedy, until he used my Lord's name