I wish Ralphie was alive today to see the world!

@ryx1993

Жыл бұрын

He'd get some prime martial out of it

@Karleneyelk

Жыл бұрын

@ryx1993 Yeah, he would!

@aydinsha

Жыл бұрын

This is why obesity is horrible and all this new age "healthy at any size" nonsense needs to stop. Real body positivity is loving yourself enough to take care of your health. Same goes with other addictions. Don't let the big food industry win over you and more than big pharma, cartels, Big tobacco, casinos, etc ..

@pollypockets508

Жыл бұрын

@@aydinsha They need to separate beauty and health. You can be beautiful and plus sized. But you can't be obese and healthy.

@pollypockets508

Жыл бұрын

I was fortunate enough to meet him after his show in Vegas. He was so kind and gracious.

$1100 for a studio apartment in West Hollywood lol?!?!? Yeah this is old!!

This aged like a fine wine

What a rare extraordinarily hilarious man, he was. I know if Ralph was around today he'd light 'em up! 😂🎉 you're truly missed buddy.

$2.50 gas? Ooooooh those were the days.

@bofadeez7553

11 ай бұрын

I would pay $2.89 premium 92 . Those were the days

@TheUsername55555100

10 ай бұрын

Also $1100 studio apartment in LA

@mayn90s19

9 ай бұрын

Literally 3 years ago my town had gas for $1.68 a gallon bruh

@Nics-D-Ace

14 күн бұрын

​@@mayn90s19 That moment you realize Gas was cheaper while Trump was president than Bush

We lost the only human being on earth who can do a joke that is way deep into racist territory and coming off the opposite of a racist and not offending a single person while at it.

@marcusblackwell2372

Жыл бұрын

George Carlin, as well

@valerieannmcphee555

11 ай бұрын

Soo true... The 'Cuba diving' just kills me. 😭🤣🤣🤣

@natev1956

10 ай бұрын

Comedic genius.

@natev1956

10 ай бұрын

​​@@marcusblackwell2372 think the ultimate who can do racist jokes without being racist and actually talk to any crowd is Russell Peters! His accents are so funny from Asian, Indian , Australian he does em all

@joeking2961

10 ай бұрын

@@natev1956 richard pryor

Goddamn i miss Ralphie. Dude was the realest comedian, hands down.

@ryx1993

Жыл бұрын

Favorite comedian off all time. Man was a legend

@Steve-of3er

Жыл бұрын

@@ryx1993 hundred percent. My one regret is I never got the chance to see him in person. He was an amazing comedian and a true legend

@ILikeCHEEZ9

Жыл бұрын

Ever met Carlin? They're both great but Carlin went in

@annrodriguez2891

Жыл бұрын

Truth

@blackcorp0001

8 ай бұрын

Patrice O"Neal is very good too ... NSFW though

Always Love me some Ralphie May! Miss him, and some of the greatest comics EVER! Nothing less than BRILLIANT!!

I miss Ralphie May. RIP Bro

@residentgrey

11 ай бұрын

When did he fkin die???

@Chris.Haines.

11 ай бұрын

@@residentgrey Oct 6th 2017. RIP we always lose the good ones....

@Nics-D-Ace

14 күн бұрын

​@@Chris.Haines.gottdayum Hah mOss

If the man was still here, he would have so much new material with the way the US is going. He wouldn't have held back on anyone.

He was such a genuine dude. Great joke teller. Awesome story teller. Has messages from the heart everyone needs to hear in ways everyone can understand.

I'm Mexican and this is hilarious. So don't get uppity if your feelings get hurt. It's comedy and damn funny. As a matter of fact I have to go clean up my chorizo juice!😂

@99123d

3 ай бұрын

I’m Mexican too and that shit was hilarious. Come to find out he’s from Houston and damn more respect dude knows his shit. RIP

Ralphie’s legacy STILL keeps it real. I laughed my A$$ off. R.I.P. Playa!

gone but never forgotten...

Rest in peace Ralphie. At least he never had to deal with $6 a gallon

A true beautiful person! We miss you......

Some say he’s still getting his shoes on after making it through TSA into Heaven.

Ralphie was a true prophet, who woulda guessed?

I AM GONNA MISS THIS DUDE...WOW!!! HE SLAYS!!!

Ralphie May was such a great comedy talent, and I am ashamed to say that I never saw his comedy while he was alive, although I am British. I am now going back through his material and realising what a phenomenal comedian he was. He went into territory that some comedians would have been scared to, but he did it boldly, and made everyone roar with laughter. Rest In Peace, Ralphie May. The world may miss you, but we owe it to you and ourselves to share your comedy forever.

I saw him do this exact routine in Orlando Florida and it was the greatest stand up act I had ever scene and still is. He seemed to be a huge hearted person after taking with him a bit after the show. Definitely miss him and wish he was still around.

I wish this man was here today absolute legend

Sure miss this guy!

I didn't know Ralphie May had died until 2019. He was hilarious and entertaining. I really enjoyed watching him and hearing his jokes on TV. But it's good to know that I can watch and hear him on KZread. RIP Ralphie.

@darylmorning

11 ай бұрын

Don't feel bad I just found out today! Nearly 6 years!

@natev1956

10 ай бұрын

Hey that's so funny I just read your joke to Yumi nagashima about big bush!!😂😂😂

I needed a reality check Ralphie always kept it 💯 And I respect that.

Oh damn 2.50 for gas if only he knew the prices now

Ralphie May would make silly people cry now days! Man I wish someone of his comedic nature would be around today.

When he was in the height of his stardom, he was the funniest stand up out there.

Ralphie May would EAT these people ALIVE today. I know he would be pissed when gas almost hit 7 bucks. We need you back brother, ask Jesus to send you back as a Prophet.

Oh if he only knew of the price of gas now

One of the greatest to ever do it. RIP Ralphie

@natev1956

10 ай бұрын

He should have got way more recognition and worldwide attention as comedian. But most amazing comedians don't become household names. People know Rickles, Eddie Murphy, Seinfeld, Carlin just a small handful are world-renowned. But when you're a mass murderer who invades Ukraine and kills innocent men women children daily that's how you get world famous.

this man was & still is insane his videos, his style of comedy will live on forever what a great set

Rip Ralphie . An American treasure

Bruh this is on point like hell and sooo damn funny.

Ralphie is the reason I really started liking standup, granted I loved chappelle and others growing up but Ralphie just made me laugh so hard. It still makes me sad to think he’s gone

@natev1956

10 ай бұрын

Such a true comedic genius but his weight really did him in. He knew he was dying and tried so hard too, he lost over four hundred pounds! just wasn't enough. The way he could command a stage and just rif and just speak so quickly and remember all of that and be funny as hell is just unbelievably amazing. If you like this you'll like Jim Gaffigan Brian Regan Sebastian Maniscalco Yumi Nagashima, and of course just like Ralphie met the same demise and had the same issues with his weight his whole life the great hilarious John Pinette!

He called it right.Funny dude.

$2.20 a gal? glad he doesn’t have to see what has happened. Rest well funny man

The world would lose it's mind if Ralphie was still alive, he'd either be cancelled or our society wouldn't be as soft as it is. He went before his time man, rest in peace you wonderful man.

@natev1956

10 ай бұрын

I would love to see his jokes today in 2023 he wouldn't give a rat's ass about cancel culture!!!

@danerook

10 ай бұрын

No, he won't be canceled

How the hell do you remember all of that!! That is unbelievable true comedic genius. He knew he was dying it's so sad. He really tried so hard lost over 400 lbs. Man could he commands a stage and crowd.

this dude gave no Fs

I miss this guy

We miss your honesty Ralphie

Greatest comedian that ever lived hands down

Miss you man.

😂 he was so ahead of his time bro all my goodness he would have had so much good material he probably would have been the number one comic at this time between him or David Chappelle

Miss you RALPHIE ! 💕

RIP, big man, im glad you can't see what our country has become!

$2.20 for a gallon of gas? That will be sweet deal now

@Nics-D-Ace

14 күн бұрын

Gas was 1.99 a gal when Trump was president

@Nics-D-Ace

14 күн бұрын

4.10 when Obama was president

@Nics-D-Ace

14 күн бұрын

2.20 under bush

@Nics-D-Ace

14 күн бұрын

1.90 under Clinton

@Nics-D-Ace

14 күн бұрын

On average nationally Metro areas always pay nearly double even triple the average rate

I love how he makes fun everything as it's still funny AF

He was an equal opportunity hilariously funny guy. loved him need more like him

We indeed lost one of the best minds. He took hot topics. Topics very much personal and deeply felt and quickly had us laughing at him then myself then, laughing at "US"... and that was and is an art... and a loss for all of us... but a gain that he was here.

3:18 What is it now, $6-7 per gallon 😂

Censoring this man is a crime.

with these gas jokes if Ralphie was here to see the gas prices today he'd have a heart attack no coof shot needed! Imagine what he would have done with the fat acceptance movement! 😂

Pure talent!

There's a lot of material out there today for Ralphie.

I miss my friend Ralphie.

Knock Knock, Who’s there? CRUISE MISSILE OPEN UP

Chicles, chicles, chicles LOL 😂

Id would've loved to have smoked up with him and write some stand up

Fearless. Absolute legend.

I’m so grateful I was able to see him live, twice!!! What a Legend!!! I hope he’s resting in paradise! 🤍✨🕊️

ralphie was a powerhouse. him and patrice died way too young... no hatred, just facts. straight painful love and funny as hell.

He was an artist.

You left us too soon. GOD is laughing his ass off 😅❤

Jesus, imagine if he said that with today’s social/political climate. Twitter would be up in flames like California during the summer.

Ralphie wouldn’t be dead if he was alive today.

Love the censorship

@TheRealRalphieMay

Жыл бұрын

We hate it too. Unfortunately the current political climate being what it is...

@Darkassassin09

Жыл бұрын

If they don't censor, KZread demonetizes the videos, removing their incentive to upload. It's either censored content or no content, unfortunately.

Now gas is about $5 a gallon lol

He was funny 🤣😂 guy. I love him.

if there was a way i wish i could be with this man before he past

2.50 for gas. I was happy when gas went down to 3.42 recently at some places.

R.I.P Ralphie. you woulda been tellin these fools today off this whole damn time, no hold bar. we need that right now. buncha damn fools.

Anyone that complains, they just don't know !

KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE CRUISE MISSILE

The irony is, that he'd likely be alive if he'd taken care of his obvious health issues...

@natev1956

10 ай бұрын

It seems he really did try. He lost but 450lb he was 800!! I can't imagine obesity on that level. Just can't even imagine being like 4 or 5 people's weight as one person. How does that happen how do you get that big?..my body even if I ate insane amounts everyday I could never get even close to that big so I can't relate to what he must have went through in his life genetically speaking. Mine and my familys problem is alcohol. Starts out as fun and games when you're young and then eventually destroys every aspect of your life.

2.20 for a gallon is a miracle right now.

$2.22??? LOL

5:00 "if gas hits $2.50" damn bro...

We miss you buddy........

That's right a Mexican is subscribed!!! Lol

Oh my God I’ve never heard of him and I’m laughing my butt off and subscribed and sent this video to three friends already oh I’m sad he died😿

@mariepanimdim4303

11 ай бұрын

Can you remind me of my father and myself politically incorrect but funny

RIP. 😥

damn i miss $2.20/g lmao

1-Ralphie was living in the year 2095… 2-Ralphie could avoid the lasers just as well as Chapelle.

2.22$ per gallon in Cali back then. Holy smokes.

Ralphie would have a heart attack at seeing today's gas prices.

I grew up on Hofi, and Ralphie was in level.

He was awesome

He really was ahead of his time

RIP big guy ❤

$2.22 a gallon? 😭 I’ll take it anyday

We got electric cars fudge..

LOL.....I used to buy dope at Crenshaw and Adams.....I know those gas stations real well.....

I wish gas was that cheap now it's over five bucks a gallon

I think I’m over stimulated right now.

2.22 for gas!

Man I miss Ralphie May he was funny as Hell

Paid 6.49 yesterday in 2023.

R.i.p Ralphie ur the best