The Cow opening is so advanced Magnus can't even comprehend it.

@danbrown7994

25 күн бұрын

@@songoku-jx3cbbro it’s a joke opening and everyone knows that so just like allow the fun

@jamesryan7684

25 күн бұрын

🤣😂😆 Great comment.

@torresilk4277

25 күн бұрын

@@danbrown7994keep studying your joke recognition charts. 😜

@R3dCol0r

25 күн бұрын

@@danbrown7994 The irony of this comment...🤦‍♂

@danbrown7994

25 күн бұрын

@@R3dCol0r it was a reply to a guy writing a 3 paragraph essay on the opening not the original comment

He is just mad that he didn't think of it.

@SaschaEderer

25 күн бұрын

Maybe he disdains it to the degree that he does simply because he thinks it’s overrated.

@jaymike3302

25 күн бұрын

​@@SaschaEderer The Cow Opening is living rent-free in Magnus' head.

@manasuniyal2897

25 күн бұрын

He is the best player in the world , even a player like VIshy wishes to have a opening after him. But there is no point in having use less opeanings.

@billebrooks

25 күн бұрын

Magnus is just reacting to the Cow in the same way as Anna's parents did.

@dosawoc

24 күн бұрын

Yeah, right. I love all of the love and support for Anna, it's really sweet, but let's not get delusional here shall we. Magnus isn't envious of Anna's chess skills. Common.

Magnus: This is without a doubt the worst opening I've ever heard of. Anna: But you have heard of it!

@manasuniyal2897

25 күн бұрын

Sounds like a dialog from Pirates of Caribbean

@abrahamosmundson5201

24 күн бұрын

​@@manasuniyal2897 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

@237above

23 күн бұрын

Anna Cramling is the definition of fail forward and I love it

@rolandkarlsson7072

23 күн бұрын

@@manasuniyal2897 he he .... now I cannot unhear Johnny Depp saying Annas answer. You have put a worm in my head!

@PH_INFO_101

23 күн бұрын

I would have responded, "are there any openings you have developed & named?"

I love how the question wasn't even about the Cow Opening, but at the mere mention of it he had to stop to brutally dunk on it

@JoshuaFranta

25 күн бұрын

The cow is about content over chess. Magnus says it regularly- he is not a streamer. He is a chess player. To wit- he's also not a fan of the "botez gambit" (which he sometimes prefaces saying that he thinks the botez sisters are great, just their gambit is bad ;)

@scottspeig

24 күн бұрын

@@JoshuaFranta Yet he's happy to play the Bong opening?!? The Cow is a fun opening that he himself knows could play against many players without too much of a disadvantage.

@yriiiiiii

24 күн бұрын

​@@JoshuaFrantawell of course the botez gambit is bad, isnt that the point? As far as im aware the botez "gambit" is just sacrificing your queen for nothing

@Honest_Penaldo_fan

24 күн бұрын

​@@scottspeigWell magnus plays those openings to troll his opponents. But here Anna thinks her cow opening is a good opening and takes it seriously 😂😂😂

@cirrusyk

24 күн бұрын

@@JoshuaFranta wdym he literally plays an opening where he sacrifices his rook lmao he definetely cares about "content" or whatever

As a farmer i can utterly confirm that a goat doesn't fancy a cow.

@pedramtajeddini5100

24 күн бұрын

Lmaoooo best comment

@hermanomark

17 күн бұрын

underrated comment

@Thund3rstorm

6 күн бұрын

You mean you can "udderly" confirm that, right? 😅

@Philiopantheon82

5 күн бұрын

@@Thund3rstorm you are such a party pooper😂

Just wait till Tyler1 beats Magnus with the cow opening

@witheringhs7766

24 күн бұрын

if this video didnt make you realize that tylers just a clout chasing cheating pos then nothing will... enjoy your delusions

@thatsalot3577

20 күн бұрын

I'd pay to watch that 😂

@LoudWaffle

17 күн бұрын

He needs to catch up to Magnus’ level first, so give him another year of chess grinding first 😌

@lukablesic8617

8 күн бұрын

Tyler1 wont even reach FM level

@ricciardoricciardi

6 күн бұрын

@@lukablesic8617i think is already cap. is inflated, max 1600/1800 when people know the cow well

The title of this video should be "Watch Anna Die Inside"

@penguinabroad

25 күн бұрын

It should!! I saw this and thought he was just going to have a word or two about it. I was NOT expecting him to diss it so hard. Poor Anna

@mistersoft1

17 күн бұрын

@@penguinabroadI think he’s “negging” her 😹 So 2015 Magnus! Wear your heart on your sleeve why doncha! 🙄

It is hilarious how simultaneously Anna was overjoyed and saddened that Magnus dissed The Cow.

Poor Anna she almost cried.

@courageouscuber9278

24 күн бұрын

Ik. Magnus does this with so many people. She should've realized that this is Magnus' style of humor and its nothung to take personally.

@teamplayy3204

22 күн бұрын

@@courageouscuber9278 It’s not humor, he’s just too autistic to communicate like a respectful adult

i tried the cow opening in checkers. wins every time.

@dosawoc

24 күн бұрын

Comment of the day :D

@l.h.308

22 күн бұрын

Works very well in tennis also!

Her face is a combination of humored and proud, but so heartbroken.

You dont need to convince Magnus- you need to convince Pia . . . 😊😊

@javijuberiasluque5079

24 күн бұрын

...first..

@alberik666

24 күн бұрын

Best comment

@tomasvallejos1609

22 күн бұрын

I feel that's going to be even harder 😂

@flibflob2785

20 күн бұрын

I just want to point out that "the cramling cow" is a fabulously vibey aliteration

Says the man who loves to play crazy and abnormal chess openings.

@inoderlulzer5163

25 күн бұрын

The hypocracy!!

@thekn0wing

25 күн бұрын

Magnus Carlsen

@RichardDark

25 күн бұрын

Tbf its really not. Cow opening is just bad lol ​@@inoderlulzer5163

@SealMeall

25 күн бұрын

but he knows they are absurd; that's the fun of him doing them

@Sant270

25 күн бұрын

But he wins with them

That's so funny that even Magnus knows what the Cow opening is now! 😆

There is only one way forward. Anna has to beat Magnus with the cow...

Magnus's inability to effectively play the cow opening is holding him back from true legendary status. 😞

@davidandrade1107

25 күн бұрын

you win the internet today - lol

Just because he thinks it's a stupid opening doesn't mean he'll never use it. We're talking about a man who's played the bong cloud and danced knights around the board with his opponent just for the meme value.

Kinda like when my high school crush told my friend that she thought I was a nerd. "So, you're saying she knows who I am!"

MAGNUS: This is the worst opening i ever heard of ANNA:you still heard of it

@beatlemartin12

25 күн бұрын

Hahaha

@jayeshpatel1666

25 күн бұрын

​@@beatlemartin12 cry more

@bobbyknox9258

25 күн бұрын

​@@jayeshpatel1666he's laughing not crying

@eatingyoshi4403

25 күн бұрын

​@@jayeshpatel1666hahaha doesn't sound like a cry to me

@jaymike3302

25 күн бұрын

Yes. The Cow Opening is living rent-free in Magnus' head.

At least you're on his 'Cow Radar'...

@Honest_Penaldo_fan

24 күн бұрын

That's faxx tho, cow is stupid

@tumunu

16 күн бұрын

"Cowdar."

Please, create the Cowlsen opening!

You're the best Anna. We will convince Magnus to reconsider.

@user-ys1yy8mm4s

25 күн бұрын

when is he streaming next...i can spam shit in chat

He knows Tyler1 is coming for him.

It takes real bravery to roll with the bovine. They'll all come around eventually.

Magnus is keeping his cow prep under wraps. Just waiting for the right moment to unleash the moo-sic 🐮

Good for Anna for putting this on even if it is a negative comment on the "Cow." It makes me trust Anna even more (and I'm not even a chess player. I just enjoy watching her play.)

There’s Pain in those giggles:(

Magnus is honest as always 😂

The solution is obvious: Play the Cow against Magnus and win. That will show him how powerful it is.

It’s clear what we need: a tournament of top players, but all openings are Cow.

@barnabasastrofengia5345

25 күн бұрын

lol 😆 I’d love to see that

@scottspeig

24 күн бұрын

Eric Rosen went part way there and played an entire Titled Tuesday with the Cow opening - And got a top score!

@PauxloE

24 күн бұрын

I guess if the opponent also does the cow opening, it's not so bad.

@kashem425

24 күн бұрын

@@PauxloE or force white to play cow

Magnus knows nothing about chess

@rip5956

11 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@Propane_Acccessories

2 күн бұрын

A wise man once said, "all I know is that I know nothing". Compared to all there is to know about chess, Magnus really does know nothing... but we know less lol

That's because Magnus hasn't played against the big tonka himself, Tyler1.

Anna, I owe you sushi until I fall down dead.

But he has heard of it!

Look at you Anna you're kicking butt

*tyler1 has entered the chat*

Anna, I think you are milking the Cow! Magnus wants to mince it and make a burger. He just needs to ketchup on the theory, then he would beef in favour. 😂

Ultra beautiful soul Anna Cramling is always so graceful when lesser people try to slight her. ANNA IS BEST!!!!

@lordwiz2236

25 күн бұрын

Lesser 😂

@Brian22-up3eu

25 күн бұрын

I just don't get it. What's beautiful about her soul. Innocence whether genuine or fake is not beautiful. Crazy (and am being nice ) comments and reactions emitting fron her soul aren't beautiful. Awful just awful, appaling chess content except for when her awesome parents are on. Not beautiful. Some of my friends think she s beautiful physically but that's not what you're talking about you re all about the soul. Now, about the lesser part, I seriously hope you're not meaning chess wise.

@CowOpening

25 күн бұрын

@@Brian22-up3eu You seem very confused about facts... so when you say "I just don't get it" we believe you... it CLEARLY shows that you just don't get it.

@spudjuice9314

25 күн бұрын

@@Brian22-up3eu I found myself totally agreeing with you.... until the 2nd sentence.

@Brian22-up3eu

25 күн бұрын

@@spudjuice9314 good start.

I could hear the heart break in your moment of silence. Fight for the Cow, Anna!

It's nice you refer to him as the WC. The Cow is limiting but the Banned is just stupid.

@ThueringerKloss

25 күн бұрын

In the banned opening you get some activity in the beginning of the game with an additional minor piece. Rooks become later active. That's why it was a surprise weapon for short time control. At least this is the oppinion of some titled players (GothamChess? I don't know anymore).

@jaywinner328

25 күн бұрын

@@ThueringerKloss If there is value there, is there a world where somebody plays the banned opening declined where they don't take the rook?

@personwhoexists7689

25 күн бұрын

@@jaywinner328 If you look at magnus's 11 titled tuesday games, some of them didn't take it, and he just left the rook there and developed.

@curtis4948

25 күн бұрын

You win a tempo and u get the bishop pair with the banned opening, the cow u just sit back waste of bunch of tempos and hope to not die

@XCC23

24 күн бұрын

@@curtis4948 Yeah. Is the banned opening good? No, it's obviously bad. But it's bad in a way where you give up something very good to get something else that's pretty good. A net loss, sure, but you actually traded something for something. The cow opening doesn't really get you anything - it just lets your opponent develop for free.

I love how positive you can be about everything. It's refreshing.

Anna, I think you cow opening was a lot of fun and we need more humour in this fked up world. You are a gem. The tournament where you had the whole row playing it was hilarious. OMO, the guy who gets you for life will be one lucky fella.

Bro is intimated by caw

"mooOOoooove!"

Some on guys, it is time for the Chess community to step up and help Anna develop The Cow theory. She already played a little advanced theory on The Cow in Menorca, which should be called The Bull Variant, where you advanced her on the flanks to trap her opponent. Because if you mess with The Bull, you are going to get the horns.

I like how anna held her tears inside, i can feel it❤❤

The cow opening is like a soldier on the front line running towards the enemy army! It's an opening only for warriors!

It is therefore clear that Anna will go down in chess history with her Cow Opening.

Respect Magnus, but he has no clue about it. Cow is the Best opening😊

Anna, debes estudiar las cientos de variantes con la apertura de la vaca, y buscar una respuesta a cada apertura de tu oponente, de esa forma se podrá llegar a posiciones equilibradas, y quizas en el futuro sea mucho mas empleada, pero es un éxito que hayas creada una apertura y que sea conocida por muchos, sobretodo GM

I like that you invested the cow and when you say the word “move” I think it sounds like Moooove 🐮

Well for having play it and against it i found the cow opening to have many major issues and at first start it can even put you in danger early on in the game

Anna, what amazing confidence you have. Your reaction to this is just one of the many reasons I watch you. You handled his condescension with grace. You are a real icon for women everywhere who have to deal with attitudes like this. Rock on gurl!

Don't worry Anna, you are our Ferdinand

I mean, noone thought we'd be here, yet here we are, so anything's possible, really

He made his cowboy opening investigation and it seems that Anna, you're under arrest.

Wow Anna congratulations ur opening has got very far

The Cow 🐄 Opening is far advanced beyond its age. It is a time less testament to the courageous to go forth and conquer the chess 🌎 world.

Well nobody is perfect. I'm sure Magnus will see the light someday 🐄🐄🐄

All publicity is good publicity

That explains the thunderous shattering of glass I heard last weak: it was Anna's heart breaking.

Anna's expressions 🤣

Your persistent optimism is amazing Anna!!

Mooooove that opening trend . . .

To be fair, the cow opening is always a thing for beginners to intermediate players in blitz, everything is so closely kept together you can’t possibly blunder, which means the opponent likely would. From a guy who has never played blitz

At least its confirmed, he knows of it and has prepared a defence against it

Her hair🥲

@Honest_Penaldo_fan

24 күн бұрын

What

"Watch this, Lisa, you can actually pinpoint the second when her heart rips in half"

You don’t need anyone‘a approval Anna! You are amazing and your opening is a chess phenomenon. Your initial point is the only one that matters. You’re killing it!

Anna, keep up your inspiration and creativity on Chess openings! If you know you are right, believe in yourself and the world might see it differently!!!

Damn she seems like she's on the verge of tears

@muhtasimmahin5057

25 күн бұрын

Sad tears or happy tears lmao

@4saken404

25 күн бұрын

@@muhtasimmahin5057 Probably a bit of both.

He later went back to his hotel and had a panic attack. The cow is coming for him and cannot be stopped...

go anna🙂

Funny thing is, despite people's initial reaction you see people have result with it left and right, instead of it dying an immediate death. That in itself is telling. I'm a noob, but I always liked how you don't box yourself in.

He is afraid of the cow opening, he hopes nobody will use it against him.

Someone should run Leela Chess Zero always playing Annas cow against Stockfish or another Leela and get some stats

would love to see magnus play the cow opening on title tuesday 🤩

The opening of the cow is very defensive, but on the other hand, it is very late in spreading.

Das Cowopening bringt die Qualität des Herzens auf das Schachbrett. Es ist hier die Frage ob MC bereit ist zu Genius und Brillanz auch die Sanftheit der Liebe zuzulassen. Noch scheint er da nicht so weit zu sein…

Stockfish doesn't even seem to think the Cow is that bad

@mosh1935

25 күн бұрын

Stockfish but not to a human its hard to play. It has an easy shaped to play against it's not like a banded gambit which make your opponents nervous to play and if you are +3000 you will crash them in speed chess ....

the cow is famous. legacy confirmed.

The Cow ❤

Sorry Anna for his comments, you are smart and beautiful. In the future you and your cow opening will be great.❤😊

Anna, you should develope a advanced version, called stampede

smiling through pain

he is jalous that you just hit 1M sub ! congrats by the way

Looking forward the Cow Opening, Magnus variation...

Craow Canna stunt double knights inverted slow tempo gambit

Esto lo hacen a propósito! Claro que ya conocemos las aperturas más fuertes o las más complejas , pero los jugadores de elite van a responder siempre de manera despectiva porque ellos no inventaron la apertura ! Porque si sirve !!! No será la mejor , insisto, pero sirve !!! Felicitaciones Ana por tu apertura ! ❤

["Only Time" by Enya playing in the distance]

Now u need the cawabunga opening lol ( simpson cartoon reference)

I wonder if he could beat Stockfish if Stockfish was forced to play the Cow, and Magnus had to play a designated opening that is more solid, but isn't specifically designed to prevent the Cow from being played. IIRC the fully developed Cow is like -1.5 for White. 1.5 advantage probably isn't enough for Stockfish though.

@courageouscuber9278

24 күн бұрын

I highly doubt he could beat stockfish with the cow. Hikaru played Komodo with 2 pawn odds and I think he only managed a few draws (I might be forgetting though), but if I remember correctly, Hikaru was playing at a pretty fast pace, if Magnus had enough time I think he could do it.

@mtaur4113

23 күн бұрын

@@courageouscuber9278 I can't remember whether the full cow is -1.5, or just half the cow and then the full cow is even worse.

Cow opening is the best

Anna, You are so amusing!

Some people can only see the first 30 moves in advance. The beauty of the cow, if milked correctly, is its long term benefits well into the endgame.

On the plus side, Hikaru played it multiple times in a row. 🙂

@scottspeig

24 күн бұрын

When? Where? link please

Okay, that had to hurt. /gently pat

The eleventh commandment: thou shalt not disrespect the Cow Opening.

Bro; your opening is official , You did good Anna.

Holy cow