MAGA's Scariest Creatures Rally for Trump & Drag Queen Trixie Mattel Reads Ted Cruz’s Book to Kids

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The SAG-AFTRA strike has come to an end after 118 days, “The Golden Bachelor” had their Women Tell All special and there were some serious gas issues, Republican Presidential candidates took the stage for a debate in Miami and Vivek Ramaswamy took aim at Nikki Haley and her daughter, Ron DeSantis is trying his hardest to come off as somewhat human, Trump held his own event about 30 minutes down the road and all the scariest creatures from Trumpland were on the bill, he shared and deleted shirtless photos of the judge presiding over his fraud trial in New York, and we help Ted Cruz sell some books with an assist from Trixie Mattel of “RuPaul’s Drag Race.”
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  • @RyouShi98
    @RyouShi987 ай бұрын

    This is a disgusting thing to do to children, reading Ted Cruz to them

  • @dendenp9

    @dendenp9

    7 ай бұрын

    Definitely

  • @billthecat129

    @billthecat129

    7 ай бұрын

    You mean Rafael

  • @arhafrench5319

    @arhafrench5319

    7 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂 But they both share a common passion for boogers 😂😂😂

  • @dendenp9

    @dendenp9

    7 ай бұрын

    Smart kiddos tho

  • @tiffanyshanley1419

    @tiffanyshanley1419

    7 ай бұрын

    They will be traumatized for life now

  • @3racoons_in_a_trenchcoat
    @3racoons_in_a_trenchcoat7 ай бұрын

    I love how Trixie is notorious for not liking kids, this is hilarious!

  • @lovingthelessloved3679

    @lovingthelessloved3679

    6 ай бұрын

    she was so great with them, totally at ease. a delight to watch her as always. a stellar representative for the drag queen community.

  • @strychen
    @strychen7 ай бұрын

    "Instead of skipping a page, why not skip a book?!" This kid id going places!

  • @jakecruise90
    @jakecruise907 ай бұрын

    I don't feel comfortable with the kids being around a copy of Ted Cruz's book!

  • @Columbiastargazer
    @Columbiastargazer7 ай бұрын

    trump didn’t make people stupid or bigoted. They’ve been stupid and bigoted for a long time, trump just convinced them it was something to brag about

  • @arhafrench5319

    @arhafrench5319

    7 ай бұрын

    Best comment hands down 😂 ❤

  • @ruthmarland835

    @ruthmarland835

    7 ай бұрын

    I concur yet don’t support Trump.

  • @ray.shoesmith

    @ray.shoesmith

    7 ай бұрын

    They don't brag about it though, they flatly deny it

  • @simonford7806

    @simonford7806

    7 ай бұрын

    exactly, he just exploits people's ignorance

  • @Tty27

    @Tty27

    7 ай бұрын

    Perfect😂

  • @danielroque8504
    @danielroque85047 ай бұрын

    “Trump is the poor man’s idea of a rich man, the weak man’s idea of a strong man, and the stupid man’s idea of a smart man.” ~ Anonymous

  • @Mark_Brooks

    @Mark_Brooks

    7 ай бұрын

    A loser's idea of a winner.

  • @louismonnichii7619

    @louismonnichii7619

    7 ай бұрын

    🫰🫰🫰🫰 (snapping) that was beautiful, man 🫰🫰🫰🫰

  • @nochill9722

    @nochill9722

    7 ай бұрын

    Darn wow!

  • @vickywitton1008

    @vickywitton1008

    7 ай бұрын

    Love that!

  • @marvinmartin4692

    @marvinmartin4692

    7 ай бұрын

    Yes.

  • @youcare_somuch2433
    @youcare_somuch24337 ай бұрын

    11:39 Can’t stop laughing at the way the kids look at Trixie when she first walks in. Just looking up in utter awe and astonishment 😂😂

  • @jenniferkonstant5920
    @jenniferkonstant59207 ай бұрын

    The look on the kids' faces when Trixie says the Earth is flat! 😂😂😂

  • @reezefab
    @reezefab7 ай бұрын

    Roseanne is nuts.

  • @marvinmartin4692

    @marvinmartin4692

    7 ай бұрын

    To say the least!

  • @Ohverture

    @Ohverture

    7 ай бұрын

    The Ambien must be good this time of year.

  • @CorePathway

    @CorePathway

    7 ай бұрын

    Off her meds again.

  • @eroraf8637

    @eroraf8637

    7 ай бұрын

    I don’t know what this “Roseanne” is, but it sounds disappointing.

  • @ladyrose508

    @ladyrose508

    7 ай бұрын

    No doubt about that at all. She use to be DRUMPF's favorite punch line.

  • @mattrodgers4878
    @mattrodgers48787 ай бұрын

    As if I needed another reason to despise Rosanne Barr.

  • @freya8133

    @freya8133

    7 ай бұрын

    I thought that I was the only one who's never liked her....

  • @user-zb9lv3gh8s

    @user-zb9lv3gh8s

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@freya8133you're not. Believe me... you're not.

  • @dawntower3011

    @dawntower3011

    7 ай бұрын

    Ironically, her original show was fairly progressive for the time. I don’t know what the hell happened to her after that.

  • @sunshine3914

    @sunshine3914

    7 ай бұрын

    @@dawntower3011Correct. The plots centered around the working class & underdogs.

  • @veryberry39

    @veryberry39

    7 ай бұрын

    @@dawntower3011 Lead poisoning and/or dementia. (I sound like I'm being flippant, but seriously, lead poisoning.)

  • @carvalone3076
    @carvalone30767 ай бұрын

    Those kids comments were so freakin cute!! "In what world.....?" 😂😂😂❤

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick50017 ай бұрын

    Hearing "That's just disturbing" from a 6 year old gives me hope...

  • @mcmaestro9443
    @mcmaestro94437 ай бұрын

    Every time Trump gets indicted a Angel gets it’s wings 🤣😂🤣

  • @zbagz01

    @zbagz01

    7 ай бұрын

    That is so lovely. I hope to see many more angels flying by.

  • @patriciaomalley6985

    @patriciaomalley6985

    7 ай бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @davidanderson_surrey_bc

    @davidanderson_surrey_bc

    7 ай бұрын

    God's gonna need a bigger Heaven.

  • @creativewriter3887

    @creativewriter3887

    7 ай бұрын

    Holy Hell, there must be a legion by now.

  • @justiceleague9469

    @justiceleague9469

    7 ай бұрын

    That's what Eric trump said while begging daddy for a hug. 😁

  • @WaywardVet
    @WaywardVet7 ай бұрын

    When someone calls him a "mentor" and a "great father", you know their therapist has a full plate.

  • @tuxcats8518

    @tuxcats8518

    7 ай бұрын

    Was she trying to pretend to cry?

  • @iam_nobdy
    @iam_nobdy7 ай бұрын

    Watching Desantis smiling is like being in a saw movie !

  • @N8T1V3-5F

    @N8T1V3-5F

    7 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 literally lold

  • @mamapetillo8675

    @mamapetillo8675

    7 ай бұрын

    😨😬

  • @eloiseobrien2761

    @eloiseobrien2761

    7 ай бұрын

    That's funny 😁 😂 😀 😄 😆 🤣 😁

  • @OzzyInSpace
    @OzzyInSpace7 ай бұрын

    I love the "Previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live" segments at the beginning now; Please never stop these!

  • @JC-tp5lz
    @JC-tp5lz7 ай бұрын

    What the heck is Rosanne "taking, smoking, or drinking"?! Probably the same things Don Jr. is taking, smoking, and drinking! 😂

  • @lenawagenfuehr53

    @lenawagenfuehr53

    7 ай бұрын

    Plus she was unbalanced to begin with...

  • @jeffreyw2489

    @jeffreyw2489

    7 ай бұрын

    Jenkem.

  • @JC-tp5lz

    @JC-tp5lz

    7 ай бұрын

    @@jeffreyw2489 I didn't know what "Jenkem" was so I looked it up. It's utterly disgusting and sounds about right for something Rosanne Barr and Don Jr. would do! 😜

  • @user-fc7is6jo2e
    @user-fc7is6jo2e7 ай бұрын

    Love that kid, "skip that book!" Bravo little man, Bravo!

  • @vickiecarey5214
    @vickiecarey52147 ай бұрын

    Desantis trying to form his mouth into a shape similar to a smile looks like a real struggle!😂😂

  • @GoldenBlissWithin
    @GoldenBlissWithin7 ай бұрын

    Tonight's episode, I learned that DeSantis's forced unnatural smile, is BY FAR more stomach churning than hearing a Golden Bachelorette motorboat fart.

  • @ChandlerSomborac
    @ChandlerSomborac7 ай бұрын

    During the first debate, Vivek said that "Donald Trump was the best president of the 21st century". Right then and there, he should've been disqualified from his candidacy.

  • @courtneybrubaker9738

    @courtneybrubaker9738

    7 ай бұрын

    He was for the wealthy elites. The rest, not so much.

  • @larrybrown3944

    @larrybrown3944

    7 ай бұрын

    He is ...open your mind to the facts!!!

  • @australiaplus9629
    @australiaplus96297 ай бұрын

    *Kimberley Gargoyle is none other than George Santos in Drag 😅😅😅😅.*

  • @bretEdwards

    @bretEdwards

    7 ай бұрын

    You may have something there, mate! LOL. Has anyone ever seen them both in the same place at the same time??🤣

  • @Sandi-ke9mi
    @Sandi-ke9mi7 ай бұрын

    My friend and I were shopping at a discount store, where everything in the store was two dollars. We saw copies of Ted Cruz‘s old book, and Kaylee McAnany’s book, and no one was buying them, lol.

  • @MadelineMetzger
    @MadelineMetzger7 ай бұрын

    Trixie needs to be a regular! Love her 😂

  • @jmann6130

    @jmann6130

    Ай бұрын

    Apparently Jimmy has her on speed dial so she might have signed a contract

  • @Brian-uy2tj
    @Brian-uy2tj7 ай бұрын

    He says he is being indicted for us. I'm just looking forward to when he goes to prison for "us" for the rest of "our" lives.

  • @coleengoodell7523

    @coleengoodell7523

    7 ай бұрын

    Me TOO!!!!!!

  • @ladyrose508

    @ladyrose508

    7 ай бұрын

    Yeah Brian, all he does for us. Except for share his money with us.

  • @lauriegutierrez7206

    @lauriegutierrez7206

    7 ай бұрын

    This was hilarious, thanks Brian

  • @Xenocore
    @Xenocore7 ай бұрын

    Reading a book written by desantis is the one drag queen story hour that I would agree would actually harm kids. It’s not appropriate for adults either. 😆

  • @zaiologyy
    @zaiologyy7 ай бұрын

    I love no matter how crazy the world is Jimmy always finds a way to brighten our day

  • @mollyrae2464

    @mollyrae2464

    7 ай бұрын

    You lead a sad life

  • @hereigoagain5050
    @hereigoagain50507 ай бұрын

    Kids have more sense than most voters in Texas: they dumped Cruz without hesitation. But, they're not getting petrobucks.

  • @s.k.6100
    @s.k.61007 ай бұрын

    Wow, kids leaving Cruz's book in a trash can was way more wholesome and polite than I would have been. I would have rode the "burn all the books" wave.

  • @cocacola4blood365

    @cocacola4blood365

    7 ай бұрын

    The way that last kid dive bombed his, I swore I heard the Stuka Siren.

  • @jeremycurtis2334

    @jeremycurtis2334

    7 ай бұрын

    I was half expecting them to 💩 on it but I don’t think the tv producers would allow that

  • @fotogeanick

    @fotogeanick

    7 ай бұрын

    I was expecting some level of destruction too but I guess they will recycle them. What a waste of $$$...

  • @cwfutureboy

    @cwfutureboy

    7 ай бұрын

    It was great. Kid goes "YAYT" and yeeted that book to where it belongs.

  • @andymath89

    @andymath89

    7 ай бұрын

    or just recycle the paper 😆

  • @donwilson1625
    @donwilson16257 ай бұрын

    Now he’s blaming his supporters for being indicted? He’s obviously upset with how his NY trial is going but he’s willing to march on those painful bone spurs for them. So unfair.😢😢

  • @Anne--Marie

    @Anne--Marie

    7 ай бұрын

    It's part of his Jesus act. Jesus died for your sins and I am getting indicted for you. In other words, it's sick.

  • @jackl4laughs

    @jackl4laughs

    7 ай бұрын

    It's a martyr con, "look at me getting hurt because I loved you so much, now can you send me $20 for being so badly treated for loving you so much?"

  • @christiandestefano9997
    @christiandestefano99977 ай бұрын

    Drag Queen Trixie Mattel Reads! yes that was AWESOME. thank you

  • @JValdez84
    @JValdez847 ай бұрын

    Instead of skipping a page skip a book will now be my life motto

  • @robertcombs4406
    @robertcombs44067 ай бұрын

    So much fun with story time. Thank you Trixie

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa12117 ай бұрын

    I have never seen a man work harder for last place than Vivek Ramaswampy.

  • @p.j.m.d.1948

    @p.j.m.d.1948

    7 ай бұрын

    I call him Vivek RamaSmarmy

  • @logiclight

    @logiclight

    7 ай бұрын

    Good one

  • @coleengoodell7523

    @coleengoodell7523

    7 ай бұрын

    He's the assigned antagonizer.

  • @easymoneysniper9013

    @easymoneysniper9013

    7 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @michaelwesterland1853

    @michaelwesterland1853

    7 ай бұрын

    Swampy will be back at the call center in India before too long, promising to fix your computer if you give him your SS number and bank card PIN.

  • @searsfarmcat3328
    @searsfarmcat33287 ай бұрын

    I hope the Golden Bachelor/Bachelorette becomes a regular show. These older women were more real than any of the younger bachelorettes have ever been, and they truly cared for each other. There was a camaraderie that we don't see with the younger set.

  • @kassassin_brahgawk
    @kassassin_brahgawk7 ай бұрын

    Trixie is a god damned national treasure. I adore her and Katya sofaking much!!! ❤

  • @lonreed9743
    @lonreed97437 ай бұрын

    I was disappointed to see Roseanne lose her show. Now I understand why. She’s a whack now!

  • @8arrows

    @8arrows

    7 ай бұрын

    “Cocaine is a hell of a drug.”~ Rick James

  • @kingjamos2422

    @kingjamos2422

    7 ай бұрын

    @@8arrows "F*** yo couch, n****! F*** yo couch!" -Rick James or Roseanne

  • @albertorkenbjorken

    @albertorkenbjorken

    7 ай бұрын

    @@8arrows i think you mean mental illness is a hell of a drug..

  • @creativewriter3887

    @creativewriter3887

    7 ай бұрын

    She brought it on herself.

  • @lenawagenfuehr53

    @lenawagenfuehr53

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@albertorkenbjorkenit's both

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa12117 ай бұрын

    The fact that a bunch of kids have more sense and empathy than the entire adult population of the Republican Party tells you everything you need to know about the so-called Party of Family Values.

  • @buckbeaksgarden761

    @buckbeaksgarden761

    7 ай бұрын

    That was a skit - with the kids

  • @michelehemlokhexwhite4310

    @michelehemlokhexwhite4310

    7 ай бұрын

    And everything you need to know about how the GOP wants to program the hate into em early.

  • @michelehemlokhexwhite4310

    @michelehemlokhexwhite4310

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@buckbeaksgarden761lol you think the kids were fully scripted? Really? Have you ever worked with thespians in that age bracket? Cos memorising that many lines and delivering them naturally is impossible at that age 😂 Kid actors in movies do half a dozen takes and have prompts. That's not possible in a live show.

  • @kingjamos2422

    @kingjamos2422

    7 ай бұрын

    Not the entire adult population. A part of us hang our heads in shame and ask "What has this party become". And I just stick around anyway, since it wouldn't change how I vote. I try voting for the lesser assholes, which is not an easy feat.

  • @pacefka

    @pacefka

    7 ай бұрын

    Those kids were hilarious. And yes, much smarter than most right wingers.

  • @dr.magnusnyhusurgentcarebar
    @dr.magnusnyhusurgentcarebar7 ай бұрын

    Rossanne delivered her pep rally speech as well as she sang the national anthem.

  • @peachesandpoets
    @peachesandpoets7 ай бұрын

    "i just wanna say out loud right now, the book is boring". FROM THE MOUTHS OF BABES 😅

  • @troypwr
    @troypwr7 ай бұрын

    Good grief, Trump's ridiculous face paint. Nobody told him Halloween was over?

  • @veryberry39

    @veryberry39

    7 ай бұрын

    I feel kind of bad saying this, because I'm sure he's a nice guy, but that other late-show host...I can never remember his last name, but it's Seth. I noticed he's had a real bad fake-tan thing going on for a long while, and every time I see him, all I can think of is Trump. >< He mocked the way he looked when he was filming from home, and I was over here like "That's the best you've looked in ages, sir..."

  • @HH-gv8mx

    @HH-gv8mx

    7 ай бұрын

    That’s a fake tan? I thought Seth was just tan from running outside @@veryberry39

  • @verneata1788

    @verneata1788

    7 ай бұрын

    When he turned his head! It’s so over the top. 😂

  • @Misspip1993
    @Misspip19937 ай бұрын

    Trixie is so adorable with kids.

  • @melaniesmellanie
    @melaniesmellanie7 ай бұрын

    I’m just here for trixie ❤

  • @FionnigantheCinemaHeretic
    @FionnigantheCinemaHeretic7 ай бұрын

    The Ted Cruz book bit was so heart warming. I love Trixie.

  • @tiffanyshanley1419

    @tiffanyshanley1419

    7 ай бұрын

    Trixie is hilarious. In and out of drag

  • @andrjsjan4231

    @andrjsjan4231

    7 ай бұрын

    Why Red? What does red mean in this context?

  • @kendrabryant4738

    @kendrabryant4738

    7 ай бұрын

    I’m guessing it either means Republican (red) or it’s just a typo

  • @easymoneysniper9013

    @easymoneysniper9013

    7 ай бұрын

    He meant Ted guys😂😂

  • @foppishdilletaunt9911
    @foppishdilletaunt99117 ай бұрын

    Bimberly Gargoyle is a worse dancer than Trumpledforeskin 💃…

  • @patriciaomalley6985

    @patriciaomalley6985

    7 ай бұрын

    Oh, you… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Birdyblue12

    @Birdyblue12

    7 ай бұрын

    😂

  • @aubrey1633
    @aubrey16337 ай бұрын

    Rosanne really hurts. I loved her so much growing up.

  • @Observer_Effect
    @Observer_Effect7 ай бұрын

    Even if just on TV - subjecting kids to that is obscene, immoral, and if it is not illegal? It should be! Even seeing Cruz's face on that book could give the kids nightmares. And reading it to them?! PTSD possibly for children! 😞

  • @waterwitch8902
    @waterwitch89027 ай бұрын

    What the hell is wrong with the GOP? Im 67 and i never remember either party beingv so pathetic.

  • @_SPREZZATURA_McGEE_

    @_SPREZZATURA_McGEE_

    7 ай бұрын

    NOT BOTH ---The GOP and the Trumpanzees!!!

  • @JoyceMadej

    @JoyceMadej

    7 ай бұрын

    Donald Trump came along

  • @easymoneysniper9013

    @easymoneysniper9013

    7 ай бұрын

    Once OBAMNA got elected they truly started losing their minds.

  • @chronosschiron

    @chronosschiron

    7 ай бұрын

    @@easymoneysniper9013 ya there racism came right out

  • @easymoneysniper9013

    @easymoneysniper9013

    7 ай бұрын

    @@chronosschiron yep and Donald Trump normalized it

  • @kikigirlkauai
    @kikigirlkauai7 ай бұрын

    Love it. Kids are so honest

  • @bretEdwards

    @bretEdwards

    7 ай бұрын

    And great - - -when they're "pre-hate!"

  • @Rugelacharugula
    @Rugelacharugula7 ай бұрын

    Look how horrified those children are at being exposed to that vibrant, warm, intelligent, receptive unpatronizing human being! I love her.

  • @daves5623
    @daves56237 ай бұрын

    Perfect book placement; thr slam dunk was epic!!!❤

  • @JorgenPakieto
    @JorgenPakieto7 ай бұрын

    This episode was amazing. Jimmy Kimmel is on the right side of history.

  • @philliesphan312

    @philliesphan312

    7 ай бұрын

    😂

  • @Jack0fAllTrades

    @Jack0fAllTrades

    7 ай бұрын

    I agree 100%

  • @jordyvero6725

    @jordyvero6725

    7 ай бұрын

    that weightlifter was not happy with the jury. I bet he said: "judge not lest ye be judged! Wakanda-ever! dOING! HAHAHA...

  • @user-ux8nr2ej9e
    @user-ux8nr2ej9e7 ай бұрын

    Someone needs to get Rosanne to an intervention... and Donnie junior .

  • @old_grey_cat

    @old_grey_cat

    7 ай бұрын

    Might be difficult to get him to let her in his place, she's a bit old for him.

  • @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
    @katalystkatapatheticalyssa59877 ай бұрын

    I love kids. The honesty is always a treat to see.

  • @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp
    @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp7 ай бұрын

    The 56 seconds of love line (Stormy Daniels) line killed! 😁

  • @Pbav8tor
    @Pbav8tor7 ай бұрын

    Trixie looked like she belonged in the Barbie Movie! So cute! My 11 year old isn't buying any of it either. Every time he hears trump, he says, "I don't get it, I just dont get it. HOW was he ever president?" I laugh and tell him I don't get it either.

  • @lindaswanson9328

    @lindaswanson9328

    7 ай бұрын

    I can't explain to myself how such a crooked man came to be president either. I have no idea what soever how to even begin to explain it to a child.

  • @kyleinthejar6829

    @kyleinthejar6829

    7 ай бұрын

    Smart kid you got, I would tell him “the perfect amount of stupid people voted at the perfect time” to answer his question about Trump lmao.

  • @silverblue73

    @silverblue73

    7 ай бұрын

    @@lindaswanson9328 He climbed the framework left by others, he didn't come out of the blue

  • @lindaswanson9328

    @lindaswanson9328

    7 ай бұрын

    @silverblue73 Indeed. And that framework is going up in flames. The gop has lost touch with just about everything that party stood for. We need a 2 party system, but we seriously need a better other half.

  • @shaharahbaskin-hardy5985
    @shaharahbaskin-hardy59857 ай бұрын

    I love the honesty of children…

  • @MrStaybrown
    @MrStaybrown7 ай бұрын

    DeSantis smiles just like a dog trained to smile.🤣

  • @samschnugens8937
    @samschnugens89377 ай бұрын

    It’s getting more difficult by the day to maintain any sense of humor about Trump. The fact that he isn’t in prison yet is ridiculous. In most other countries he would be 6 ft deep.

  • @Uglyatx

    @Uglyatx

    7 ай бұрын

    Fr! Like why are we joking about such an infamous man?! Can we stop covering him and giving his movement a platform. I swear they’re doing it on purpose.

  • @iansampson7663

    @iansampson7663

    7 ай бұрын

    He would have fell out a window if he was in Russia.

  • @Find-Your-Bliss-

    @Find-Your-Bliss-

    7 ай бұрын

    Fingers crossed.

  • @urekdumone2

    @urekdumone2

    7 ай бұрын

    anyone else would be, no doubt. wait, where is hunters laptop?!

  • @stridertherangerwoof

    @stridertherangerwoof

    7 ай бұрын

    @@Uglyatx VOTE AGAINST HIM, THAT WILL MINIMIZE HIM. IF HE WINS, WE WILL NEVER GET RID OF HIM.

  • @kingjamos2422
    @kingjamos24227 ай бұрын

    I never thought I would ever say these words, but... we need more Drag Queen Storytime. It was surprisingly fabulous.

  • @user-uy9zc1ky9h

    @user-uy9zc1ky9h

    7 ай бұрын

    Just bring your kids, that’s all that matters, considering they don’t do it for adults

  • @bretEdwards

    @bretEdwards

    7 ай бұрын

    notice, the kids, having not yet been exposed to "hate training" had no issue with "Trixie". They just saw a nice person. It's the parents that educate for hate and it's just wrong to poison kids' minds with the vile ignorance of racism, sexism, misogyny.

  • @Saxtalk.
    @Saxtalk.7 ай бұрын

    More Trixi please

  • @LisaWeber-cc5sr
    @LisaWeber-cc5sr7 ай бұрын

    We love your show in our home! The Strike Force Five 🌩️ and late night reruns kept us sane throughout the strikes. So happy that the writers and actors guilds prevailed!!!

  • @Strange_Shadow214
    @Strange_Shadow2147 ай бұрын

    Those kids were hilarious! And who knew, this whole time the judge could kick Trump's @$$ anytime he wanted . 🤣

  • @lawrencelampke6007
    @lawrencelampke60077 ай бұрын

    If Johnny Carson was alive to see what Barr evolved into, he would be massively regretful for giving her his blessing as a potential star and comic. I personally never found her anything but annoying and disgusting

  • @ianthesoccerref

    @ianthesoccerref

    7 ай бұрын

    Ditto

  • @LR-mh8hs

    @LR-mh8hs

    7 ай бұрын

    ...and crass, crass, crass.

  • @jamesbailey5350

    @jamesbailey5350

    7 ай бұрын

    Johnny wasn't much better than she is. He was better at maintaining a façade.

  • @michaelccozens

    @michaelccozens

    7 ай бұрын

    Roseanne did a lot of good once (and being "annoying and disgusting" was part of it; she made that an okay thing for women to be, as opposed to it being solely the domain of men). Hers is still one of only a handful of shows in American history that depicted a family actually living a lifestyle commensurate to the incomes of the stated jobs of the breadwinners. Think about how sick that is; nearly 100 years of American television, and only a very few shows have had the guts to depict the reality of American life, and not some fantasy land where American poverty isn't wished into the cornfield. As to what happened to her, it's the same thing that happened to Frank Miller or Dennis Miller or Craig T. Nelson or any other bitter older person; they got lazy and began to indulge the bigotry that told them that their success was entirely due to talent and not at all to privilege. Once you let yourself start to slide into that fascist reality-denying mindset, you don't tend to turn-back. On the contrary; you tend to accelerate exponentially.

  • @carolesmith9235

    @carolesmith9235

    7 ай бұрын

    Is Roseanne Barr related to Bill Barr?

  • @Jan-iq5sm
    @Jan-iq5sm7 ай бұрын

    The De sanctimonious really has the saddest smile ever . 😢 He was the kid that cried bitterly on his first day at school.

  • @myhollymonster
    @myhollymonster7 ай бұрын

    We need more drag queen story time! Can this have a recurring spot on the show?

  • @VTP1917
    @VTP19177 ай бұрын

    The real question is who is known for sexual assult on minors, Drag Queens or Clergy members

  • @bretEdwards

    @bretEdwards

    7 ай бұрын

    Priests for sure VTP. I saw it first- hand, (the fall out, not the actual abuses) having worked for a large catholic archdiocese. Priests were routinely transferred, or even hidden from law enforcement when charged or confronted. Massive pay offs, pay-outs, "settlements" by the church cost them 100's of MILLION $. Drag queens are largely harmless.

  • @ladyrose508

    @ladyrose508

    7 ай бұрын

    The Clergy is way ahead in that category. Way, way, way ahead

  • @cakes4056
    @cakes40567 ай бұрын

    You may laugh, but they are literally filming a hallmark christmas movie 2 streets away from my house right now lmao😂😂

  • @sunshine3914

    @sunshine3914

    7 ай бұрын

    Probably two simultaneously.

  • @Ford_prefect_42

    @Ford_prefect_42

    7 ай бұрын

    Go be an extra!!

  • @cakes4056

    @cakes4056

    7 ай бұрын

    @@Ford_prefect_42 so my dads been rebuilding a one horse open sleigh (I'm so serious) lmao I about to pull that out on my lawn🤣🤣🤣

  • @Rhiannon1261
    @Rhiannon12617 ай бұрын

    Roseanne almost got it right, it's Kimberly Gargoyle! 😂😂 As for DJTJ, he's the grandson of a billionaire, Donald just inherited it when his daddy died!

  • @albertwjoell
    @albertwjoell7 ай бұрын

    Sarah almost seemed like she was choking on that speech... She should have used her $20k podium. It probably has, or should have, a water system for that price. OH! Love what those kids did with Lyin' Ted's book. And none of them died from the drag queen reading to them! BONUS! Vote blue!

  • @HannibalOrJustRex
    @HannibalOrJustRex7 ай бұрын

    Ron is really bad at hiding how much of a sociopath he is.

  • @tnt01

    @tnt01

    7 ай бұрын

    I know right. He is nuts.

  • @OKOKOKOKOKOKOK-zn2fy

    @OKOKOKOKOKOKOK-zn2fy

    7 ай бұрын

    How can he be so bad at this? It's not really that hard. It's painful to watch. Boots.

  • @amyjackson8725

    @amyjackson8725

    7 ай бұрын

    @@OKOKOKOKOKOKOK-zn2fyYou need to have emotions to express emotions.

  • @OKOKOKOKOKOKOK-zn2fy

    @OKOKOKOKOKOKOK-zn2fy

    7 ай бұрын

    @@amyjackson8725 Without emotions, wouldn't he be a Psychopath and not a Sociopath? Isn't it sad that we have to have this discussion about a potential presidential nominee?

  • @trishalamb138

    @trishalamb138

    7 ай бұрын

    Boots DeSantis!

  • @lisab9541
    @lisab95417 ай бұрын

    Those children are smarter and more honest than 99% of all US politicians.

  • @Ziggy-hy4fn

    @Ziggy-hy4fn

    7 ай бұрын

    To be fair I don't think they were following anything the book was saying 🤣🤣it is boring, yes but it's stupid in many other ways they probably can't really comprehend yet.

  • @easymoneysniper9013

    @easymoneysniper9013

    7 ай бұрын

    What are some of the 1% u think are smart and good just curious

  • @arhafrench5319

    @arhafrench5319

    7 ай бұрын

    @@easymoneysniper9013 🤌🏾 😂

  • @annetteduval9921

    @annetteduval9921

    7 ай бұрын

    There are not too many honest politicians!

  • @lenniedavis1294

    @lenniedavis1294

    7 ай бұрын

    Okay but who elected those politicians? All 99% of them? lol

  • @gamer_dude94
    @gamer_dude947 ай бұрын

    The ending was epic!

  • @Stehako
    @Stehako7 ай бұрын

    The continuous Matt Damon feud is a joke, but the continuous Ted Cruz feud is real, and still hilarious.

  • @raulduke7142
    @raulduke71427 ай бұрын

    Ronny's smile looks like Pops' smile in "Terminator Gensys" Cracks me up everytime I see it, but this makes me cry, laughing!

  • @mattrodgers4878

    @mattrodgers4878

    7 ай бұрын

    I had the exact same thought!!!!

  • @easymoneysniper9013

    @easymoneysniper9013

    7 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @KellDogg1965
    @KellDogg19657 ай бұрын

    I thought I was going to see a $19k lecturn in front of Sarah Huckabee Sanders!

  • @loud865
    @loud8657 ай бұрын

    3:30 bro the way this lady stared at that person while ripping that disgusting fart was psychotic

  • @Al69BfR
    @Al69BfR7 ай бұрын

    8:32 When Don JR walks pissed off into a grocery store this would tell me that he can‘t afford a delivery service anymore.

  • @crashburn3292
    @crashburn32927 ай бұрын

    DeSantis always looks like each separate part of his face is trying to escape.

  • @koco23

    @koco23

    7 ай бұрын

    LMAOOO that's so spot on, I love it 💀💀

  • @marvinmartin4692

    @marvinmartin4692

    7 ай бұрын

    It’s just because he’s a alien and his human suit is itchy!

  • @patriciagootgeld9273
    @patriciagootgeld92737 ай бұрын

    At this point the only way for Trump to draw a crowd over 10,000 is for overjoyed people to show up at his wake.

  • @rockradstone

    @rockradstone

    7 ай бұрын

    It would be shoulder-to-shoulder as far as the eye can see.

  • @bhonest-gb5zg

    @bhonest-gb5zg

    7 ай бұрын

    That would be millions

  • @lesleyjohnson8488

    @lesleyjohnson8488

    7 ай бұрын

    God forbid he should become ‘woke’ at precisely that moment …

  • @MarilynMonday

    @MarilynMonday

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@lesleyjohnson8488there would be millions of witnesses present who didn't see anything lol

  • @creativewriter3887

    @creativewriter3887

    7 ай бұрын

    Oh were it only so!! Or a going way to jail party..

  • @FrankBenlin
    @FrankBenlin7 ай бұрын

    Thank you, Jimmy.

  • @DGDTROMM
    @DGDTROMM7 ай бұрын

    “I just want to say out loud right now. The book is boring!”.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander7 ай бұрын

    Gargoyle + Guilfoyle = Garfoyle

  • @zbagz01

    @zbagz01

    7 ай бұрын

    Exactly. It's her new name. Imagine being locked in a room with her and Roseanne.

  • @Mark_Brooks

    @Mark_Brooks

    7 ай бұрын

    Simon and Garfoyle.

  • @donaldinnewmexico
    @donaldinnewmexico7 ай бұрын

    The traitor was indicted for me! Now, go to jail for me, sucker.

  • @clairen4584
    @clairen45847 ай бұрын

    Desantis smile reminds me of Addams Family Thanksgiving movie scene where Wednesday Addams emerges from punishment and shines a 'creepy smile' .. a girl draws back in horror saying, 'she's scaring me'!!! 😂 😂

  • @NiceDonkey3417
    @NiceDonkey34177 ай бұрын

    Insane I used to idolize Roseanne. She taught me love, acceptance, and how parents are supposed to behave. She was the first to have a same sex couple on her show as well as the first to have a biracial couple, and she wrote it all. How on earth did she sink this low?

  • @davidhollenshead4892

    @davidhollenshead4892

    7 ай бұрын

    Just because deep down inside she is a horrible creature, don't let that ruin your attempt to identify with a horrible person just because her agent suggested that she be "more progressive"....

  • @mylolee62

    @mylolee62

    7 ай бұрын

    She has become so hateful and bitter. Stands to reason she'd jump on that boat. Sad. She used to be so entertaining. Now she's just mean and bitter

  • @AlexReynard

    @AlexReynard

    7 ай бұрын

    She didn't. She was just smart and observant enough to see that her party was betraying its ideals. As she once said on this exact topic, "I didn't change; YOU did."

  • @AlexReynard

    @AlexReynard

    7 ай бұрын

    @@davidhollenshead4892 "Just because deep down inside she is a horrible creature" "I dehumanize people I disagree with, and yet still somehow think I'm the Good Guy!"

  • @NiceDonkey3417

    @NiceDonkey3417

    7 ай бұрын

    her party was the green party. They never changed.@@AlexReynard

  • @marshamariner7897
    @marshamariner78977 ай бұрын

    Gotta love the kids🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂✌️✌️😺😺

  • @HAPninKEN
    @HAPninKEN7 ай бұрын

    I wonder if Trump and the weirdo Republicans are "sick of winning" yet? The only relevant point in the entire debate last night was Ramaswamy calling out the GOP as a party of losers.

  • @Eurisko229

    @Eurisko229

    7 ай бұрын

    The irony😂

  • @urekdumone2

    @urekdumone2

    7 ай бұрын

    i think it originally was spelled " whining" , and trump being trump mispronounced it. " When i am president, there is going to be so much whining. More whining then you ever seen, ask everyone. Nobody Whines, more then me!"

  • @philliesphan312

    @philliesphan312

    7 ай бұрын

    I am sick of paying for things 3x the amount since corrupt biden got into office!

  • @Steven-nu6np

    @Steven-nu6np

    7 ай бұрын

    @@urekdumone2 💯😆👍

  • @davidthompson7817

    @davidthompson7817

    7 ай бұрын

    @@urekdumone2 Now that part is starting to make sense🤪

  • @bonzrh68
    @bonzrh687 ай бұрын

    Love the kids dumping the books!😂🤣😂🤣😂! I hope the Obnoxious Ted Cruz see this video🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @veryberry39

    @veryberry39

    7 ай бұрын

    He'd just say it was the producers feeding the kids lines (which admittedly could be true), and that it's further proof that we're indoctrinating children to the "woke left." -_-

  • @dannyburleigh1
    @dannyburleigh17 ай бұрын

    Rosanne is sooooo insane these days=It's just sad. 😢

  • @reneesstainedglassworks3990
    @reneesstainedglassworks39907 ай бұрын

    Drag queen story time omg Jimmy Kimmel you really are my hero....lol

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson36237 ай бұрын

    Much appreciation for Jimmy, Guillermo and crew! Thanks for all you do! 💙

  • @ralphcolerick4939
    @ralphcolerick49397 ай бұрын

    loud and proud looking into a persons eyes

  • @31emxof
    @31emxof7 ай бұрын

    If Don Jr. goes into a grocery store and is pissed off....it tells me he's on a bender and very, very lost. Like that m/f buys his own groceries. 😅

  • @debcastle2063
    @debcastle20637 ай бұрын

    That was RoseAnn? What a scary thought.

  • @Zig_Was_Here
    @Zig_Was_Here7 ай бұрын

    Best use of Ted Cruz’s book yet!

  • @mr_ekshun
    @mr_ekshun7 ай бұрын

    First time I've heard of Trixie and man I need more now haha, she's phenomenal

  • @sgw3612

    @sgw3612

    7 ай бұрын

    Documentary "Moving Parts" is worth the watch.

  • @dogsratsfishcats

    @dogsratsfishcats

    7 ай бұрын

    Look up her albums on streaming, quite good!

  • @terminalbungus9566
    @terminalbungus95667 ай бұрын

    I loved Rosanne (the show, at least) when I was a kid. There is tons of excellent stuff in that show. It's a shame that Roseanne has let resentment and hate poison her and her legacy.

  • @TheresaStClare

    @TheresaStClare

    7 ай бұрын

    Roseanne Barr is everything Roseanne Conner hated and fought against.

  • @JBBost
    @JBBost7 ай бұрын

    That kid when he got a copy of Cruz's book looked like he was being punished, lololol

  • @stratostatic
    @stratostatic7 ай бұрын

    Donald's new brand of high-gloss face paint sure isn't about any kind of natural appearance.

  • @michaelwesterland1853

    @michaelwesterland1853

    7 ай бұрын

    I stained a few pieces with that same color last year and thought they came out too dark.

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