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@superstudioliam

3 ай бұрын

Here before it blows up

@danielsantiagourtado3430

3 ай бұрын

Nope. Gonna binge Spider-Verse

@AshParth560

3 ай бұрын

Tomorrow, yeah. And before you ask, I've read the reviews and just accepted em. Would I regret it later? Who knows. I'm just a filthy casual who likes to see something that catches my interest especially say Argylle and Lisa Frankenstein that I'd recently seen.

@Myself-yf5do

3 ай бұрын

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@linedwell

3 ай бұрын

I'll wait for it to hit streaming so I can thumb down it and never watch it...

Fun Fact: Madame Web is played by Stan Lee’s wife in the Spider-Man cartoon

@louisduarte8763

3 ай бұрын

That explains why his cartoon version flirted with her.

@randomgeekcrap

3 ай бұрын

That's iconic

@Nasiruify

3 ай бұрын

If this character was featured in the spider verse and she was alive and down for it, I'd be so happy

@claymathewselevator8121

3 ай бұрын

Favorite version

Sony clearly learned nothing from Morbius.

@raven3067

3 ай бұрын

When was the last time Sony ever learned anything?

@classic.cameras

3 ай бұрын

Fortunately they make good Cameras. Guess thats something. Movies these days... wow awful.

@tenzillionfilms620

3 ай бұрын

What do you mean morbius is the movie ever.

@chasehedges6775

3 ай бұрын

@@classic.camerasMovies suck now

@christopheralejandromezapa8934

3 ай бұрын

Only 5 more Morbius movies. Let's now wait for kraven.

It's funny how Doug seems to have different opinions on each movie in the Sony Spider-Man Universe. He doesn't care for the Venom movies, he found Morbius to be okay, and now, he finds Madame Web to be a “so bad, it's good” movie. Wonder what he'll think of Kraven the Hunter.

@johnnysparkle

3 ай бұрын

Especially since Kraven is the first R-rated Spider-Man movie

@jakemetzgar

3 ай бұрын

@@johnnysparkleseriously? Sony, what are you doing?

@PhillyWild302

3 ай бұрын

It almost comes across as being a contrarian for the sake of being contrarian. But Doug has always had these type of opinions over the years. So whatever the common held review of Kraven is when it comes out, Doug will have something different to offer.

@chasehedges6775

3 ай бұрын

@@PhillyWild302 Doug is allowed to Have his opinion, even if it’s weird and I respect that

@miquebts

3 ай бұрын

Different movies and different opinions?! No way!

"When you take on responsibility, great power will come." was FUCKING HILARIOUS. I DIED. 😂

@rommix0

3 ай бұрын

Yeah. Even Korey from Double Toasted mentioned how god awful that line is. It is some of the worst writing ever, and so bad it makes Morbius look good.

@bluestar5812

3 ай бұрын

That also messes the meaning of the original phrase. The original was about taking accountability for your own actions. That the theme behind all three SM movies made by Sam Raimi, Peter and the villains taking responsibility for their mistakes. The MW version flips the meaning. Now power is the reward for taking responsibility. It is all transactional. Don't be responsible because it is the right thing to do, be responsible because you'll be rewarded for it. It is this close to being a villain quote.

@stepniak18

2 ай бұрын

@@bluestar5812 That's the point. All the ethics and morality in movies have been flipped for some reason.

@sebastianemond5313

2 ай бұрын

The whole point of being a hero isn't to be rewarded for your actions. It's doing the right thing when no one else can- Doctor Who: "-because IT'S RIGHT! Because it's decent! And above all, it's kind!"

@MellowMutant

2 ай бұрын

@@rommix0 😂

This movie basically being a Spider-Man/Terminator hybrid made me realize that Linda Hamilton would've been a good choice for a comic book accurate Madame Web. Shame this is what we got instead.

@Verebazs

3 ай бұрын

Oh sh*t. That mental image was so cool, I can't unsee it.

@sakunaruful

3 ай бұрын

Why didn’t they go with that idea? Also someone should write the script for that movie.

@nicholasdeporto5257

3 ай бұрын

Hold on that would’ve been awesome

@StephanGraffeo

3 ай бұрын

I would have personally picked Frances McDormand for the role, but I don't see why Hamilton couldn't also be in the running.

@nicwaterfill2931

3 ай бұрын

OMG, now I wanna see that alternate timeline.

Considering the people who wrote this film also wrote Morbius, Gods of Egypt and The Last Witch Hunter, is anyone surprised that this film turned out this way.

Definitely get the feeling Dakota Johnson should just straight up avoid films that premiere in February

@trinaq

3 ай бұрын

Totally, it's basically a cursed month for her, really!

@louisduarte8763

3 ай бұрын

Really now, how does she have a movie career at all?

@chasehedges6775

3 ай бұрын

@@louisduarte8763 No idea, honestly

@TroubleToby3040

3 ай бұрын

@@louisduarte8763 Cuz she's hot and her dad is Don Johnson? Yep, that's it. Don't get me wrong, I don't care about all this "nepo babies" crap (quick, find me a parent who wouldn't help their kid get a job if they can), but sometimes nepotism DOES go bad. 🤷‍

@zerotoker

3 ай бұрын

what?

Here's my theory: I think this movie was originally a straight forward time travel thriller where a guy is hunting down the people who will one day kill him, inadvertently causing them to unite and kill him, but was then changed to be a Madam Web movie when it was pitched. It would explain why the narrative feels so disconnected from the spider-man elements, at least.

@Zohfu1

2 ай бұрын

They did the same with Joker and Logan.

@Magusguile

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, there was certainly hints at small plot points becoming bigger reveals later that just didn't pay off. How did the other girls get powers? How did Web develop her powers? How were people not looking for connections supposed to get the Uncle Ben thing?

@nandano.1656

2 ай бұрын

So, they just remade The Terminator?

I love Madame Web and her story in the comics and this film really did not capture them well at all. I don't think I've ever seen acting this wooden, Dakota Johnson was especially bad. And seeing Ezekiel as a villain is just, why I'm glad Doug and his wife have a great time laughing at this at least.

@watershipup7101

3 ай бұрын

Glad they had fun.

@genjis5155

3 ай бұрын

Yeah they didn't even try.

@Mr.Needle-Hamster

3 ай бұрын

DOUG HAS A WIFE?!

@ilovepopeyesbiscuitswithno1994

3 ай бұрын

@@Mr.Needle-Hamster lol

@GeoffreyWare

2 ай бұрын

Yawn...who cares

My only experience with Madame Web is from the 90s Spider-Man cartoon, where she was a creepy old woman. So, between this and Aunt May, do old women just not exist in that universe anymore? Is everyone's grandma a magazine model?

@SakuraAvalon

3 ай бұрын

Yes.

@daveeyes

3 ай бұрын

They're all on OnlyFans.

@robertalexander8313

2 ай бұрын

It is probably so they can keep them around longer to make more money off of them. Ya' know older someone is the greater chance they have of something going wrong with their health. Or maybe they think they are appealing to a younger audience? If the person is younger though they have a greater chance of making like 10 movies with them. *shrug*

@SakuraAvalon

2 ай бұрын

@@robertalexander8313 Yeah, that sounds about right. Just like how the casting for Uncharted's movie sucked. Just another reason movies are terrible as of late. Too focused on the sequels, rather then making the first one is good enough to warrant sequels.

From what I've read/heard, Dakota Johnson initially thought/was told(?) that this was an MCU Marvel movie and not a Sony one. After she did the movie, she found out and apparently has been dunking on it throughout her press tour! Not sure about the other actors, but I wouldn't be shocked if it was the same there. I feel bad for them. The writers though? They need to STOP! They've done too many bad movies now!

@SWProductions100

3 ай бұрын

I'm no expert on law, but it sounds like Dakota could have grounds to sue Sony at that point

@jeremyadler9620

3 ай бұрын

@@SWProductions100, So I’ve heard!

@jesusramirezromo2037

3 ай бұрын

​@@SWProductions100 Probably not, Because it seems she made that mistake herself, That or she needs to fire her agent

@GrindHouse1990

3 ай бұрын

@@jesusramirezromo2037 Dakota Johnson actually fired her agent after the trailer came out

@jeremyadler9620

3 ай бұрын

@@AM-cv9fi, Well, to be fair, she mainly dunks on films like Fifty Shades and Madam Web, which is understandable. I mean, the stories of those aren't great. She probably hasn't dunked on films she enjoyed working on.

You got to respect doug for his self roasting .

@chasehedges6775

3 ай бұрын

He’s awesome

@himwhoisnottobenamed5427

2 ай бұрын

At least he’s a good sport about the Oney shit. Probably Jim’s shit too.

"This movie is connected to Spider-Man we swear"😂Sony 2024

@zerotoker

3 ай бұрын

they didn't say that

@zachtwilightwindwaker596

3 ай бұрын

Aside from having spiders and one similar line I didn't notice much.

@Spiralredd

2 ай бұрын

​@@zerotokerno fuck that was the joke dipshit

I just realized she was the woman from 50 Shades of Grey. Thanks Doug. LOL!

@Spiralredd

2 ай бұрын

Yeah which is a film my girlfriend unfortunately had me watch

I have no idea how he’s treated in the film, but Ezekiel is one of my favourite characters in the comics, so to see him as a villain hurts me

@weirdguy1495

3 ай бұрын

He's almost entirely and blatantly ADR'ed.

@HAL-st4ll

3 ай бұрын

I cannot read the Name Ezekiel without thinking about his shouting match with Tony

@Katva1109

3 ай бұрын

@@HAL-st4ll I can’t think of Ezekiel without thinking of the character from Total Drama

@zerotoker

3 ай бұрын

dude I love religion.

@behurastudio

3 ай бұрын

I read some cliff notes about his totem powers and i was like DAMN They dropped the ball hard with what they did to him here

At first, I didn't have a problem with Madame Web being young because I thought Dakota Johnson was playing Julia Carpenter, a Spider-Woman who became the second Madame Web after the first one died. Julia was a lot more active in the field as Madame Web, and Dakota Johnson's outfit in the movie is clearly based off of her. When I saw Sydney Sweeney in Julia's Spider-Woman costume, THAT was when I realized Dakota Johnson was playing the original Madame Web and I knew the movie would fail. Having Dakota Johnson play Julia Carpenter would've solved SOME of the movie's problems. 🤦‍♂

@nerdtuga9180

3 ай бұрын

I went through that exact same thing too. They really just dumped a bunch random characters in this movie and then made a bunch of weird changes to those characters to fit the story they wanted to tell and expected it to all work out by magic.

@chrisblanc663

3 ай бұрын

I think that route would have required someone in the production to open a comic book and read. You would think they would wonder about her name bring “madam” Webb and think. “Hm.. Maybe the character isn’t supposed to be a young woman.”

@giannisksanthopoulos4300

3 ай бұрын

They don't care about comics. Now we are in the era where "girl power and man are evil" kinda thing. I am just saying that everybody knows 😜

@dylansharp8471

2 ай бұрын

@@giannisksanthopoulos4300 Seriously dude?

All I know about Madam Web is from the 90s Spider-Man cartoon. She was basically a guide for him, trying to prepare him for the finale. Didn't do any super-heroey stuff herself at all.

@DarkPhoenixSaga

3 ай бұрын

Exactly, I loved that version of Madame Web, a blind elderly woman giving Spiderman advice. I would of loved her in a Spiderman movie, not in her own movie which clearly didn't work.

Not gonna lie, these producers, writers, and executive screwed themselves up. Also, I'm surprised both you and your spouse stayed around for that long.

1:03 the two oldest questions, nostalgia critic fans have always had why Doug shaved his hair, and how come, nearly 2 decades of we’ve never seen what Mrs. Walker looks like

@slyfox2022

3 ай бұрын

I thought he didn't have one with all the cats

@johnathanholmes1297

3 ай бұрын

Last I check. His wife didn't want to be involved with Doug Career.

@TrashQueenAndKing

3 ай бұрын

There's pictures of her out there. Old pics but still.

@TheSmart-CasualGamer

3 ай бұрын

That's quite common for KZreadrs. We never see Ashens partner either, and many people keep their partners to voiceover only.

@EZ-IZZY1995

3 ай бұрын

He was balding even in the early days, finally just shaved it off because it was necessary. As for his wife, that's her decision to not be involved in it and I respect that

This is basically that’s so raven meets the terminator, but a million times worse than what you’re thinking

@klimmr

3 ай бұрын

Sounds more like Secret of NIMH 2 meets Terminator.

@chasehedges6775

3 ай бұрын

@@klimmr Secret Of Nimh 2 is an abomination so yeah

@emblemblade9245

2 ай бұрын

Oh snap

@jareththegoblinking3191

2 ай бұрын

Best fanfic idea ever!

Madame Web was such a weird choice when they could have done Spider-Gwen in live-action or a spin-off on the Penny character from the Into The Spider-Verse movie.

@chasehedges6775

3 ай бұрын

💯💯💯💯

@chasehedges6775

3 ай бұрын

True

@nerdtuga9180

3 ай бұрын

Or Jessica Drew

@SakuraAvalon

3 ай бұрын

Give me a live action of the original Penny Parker. Seeing her piloting a 60 foot, Spider-Mech would be awesome.

7:50 Matt Smith recognized Morbius as obvious schlock. I'd say he knew what he was doing, which was having a good time and turning the ham up to 11. Jared Leto, on the other hand, I don't think was. He was treating it as a Very Serious movie. Even with Smith acting circles around him.

@TheDanishGuyReviews

2 ай бұрын

Heh. 11.

Y'know, I would like to see an older British woman play Madame Web in a good movie. Hopefully someday. We can dream. Any who, rest in peace to Joan Lee. She'll always be my Madame Web.

7:14 - 7:18 🤦‍♂️ Cliff Robertson (the actor who played Uncle Ben in the Sam Raimi Spider-Man films) and Stan Lee and Steve Ditko are rolling over in their graves.

I feel like that "when you achieve great responsibility you achieve great power" line might have been a Freudian slip by the writers. The whole idea of Spiderman being given his powers that he must use them for good, these writers want this character to be given the opposite, the right to do something so that she can have the power. That's a slap in the face to anyone who has a cursory understanding of the real lore of these things.

I only know of Madame Web from Spiderman TAS who was all knowing and preparing Spiderman for an important task to save the multiverse, she was also ancient looking and bound to her throne too.

I can't wait for this Nostalgia Critic video.

Why can't they just make Spider-Man movies instead of Spider-Verse stuff? Why can't there be both the Sony Spider-Man and Disney's Spider-Man at the same time? Even if it was bad, I think people would be more interested in that than what we got

@Brandonweifu

2 ай бұрын

Contracts n shit

Dakota Johnson wouldn't be an actress if not for her parents. She wouldn't get through auditions with such dead pan deliveries... Hell, she wouldn't pass as a Dominoes delivery driver with those cold pan deliveries... 🤪

@fat1fared

3 ай бұрын

Johnson is like Brie Larson; a good actor when in the right film, but who has a really bad habit of picking films very much outside their range.

@zepp3793

2 ай бұрын

I agree lol her acting is very stiff

Reminded me of a "so bad, it's bad" flick from the 90's-early 00's. Like, it was released between Fantastic Four and Rise of the Silver Surfer solely to keep the Spiderman IP, written by a lower level Sony exec in Japan then run through a beta of Google Translate.

“He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died” …stupidest quote in a dope Sony movie.

Fun Fact: the screenwriters for this movie have written for movies like Gods of Egypt, Dracula Untold, and Morbius. That really explains why this movies scripts bites

I went and saw Lisa Frankenstein this Valentine's Day - have NO REGRETS! That film was fucking batshit and fun as hell! Legitimately good, like Heathers meets Edward Scissorhands with the idea of Frankenstein. Would highly recommend!

I was today years old when I learned the Victorians sent people they hated mean spirited valentines called Vinegar Valentines. I am not unconvinced Madame Web isn't one.

I can’t even make any Morbius-esque jokes, that’s how bad this movie is.

Here's the icing on the cake: Originally, this was meant to tie-in with Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man, but refused because he remembered what happened with TASM2. Rewrites and reshoots happened to make Madame Web connect to Tom Holland's Spider-Man (which makes sense since the actresses were convinced that this would eventually crossover with MCU). However, Sony realized they got the time period wrong and removed any references to Spider-Man whatsoever. I wonder why couldn't they just use Tom Holland's Spider-Man or just hire a script doctor for this universe. I'd be surprised if Sony's Marvel Universe ends up more successful than DCEU ever was.

@ScooterinAB

3 ай бұрын

I mean, there's I think 4 movies they've been attached to that did well. I dunno if DC can say that.

@jlev1028

3 ай бұрын

Man, the executives at Sony must be incompetent monkeys.

@almightycinder

3 ай бұрын

It actually does directly reference Spiderman's birth, but it's 2 or 3 years off. Holland's version should be born in 2000 or 2001 (Endgame is 2018 and, according to Far From Home, happened halfway through his senior year in high school), but this takes place in 2003.

My wife adores Dakota Johnson and is really looking forward to this film 😆 I don't know how to break it to her what we're in for lol. I think I'm just going to say nothing but mention she's free to walk out whenever she likes and hope she still likes it 😆

Very happy that you're doing better doug!

"When you achieve great responsibility, you achieve great power." When I last changed a diaper, I felt pretty resposible but I wasn't feeling very powerful.

@greg4194

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, the diaper held all the power in that transaction, I'm sure

Doug Walker is based af to admit when a movie is fun BECAUSE it's bad. When I saw it, I laughed multiple times, but I was genuinely enjoying myself the entire time. I would be mad if I didn't know it was like that, but because I did, money well spent.

Madame Web wishes us an early Halloween as the words of ISB supervisor Blevin ring out in all our minds "It took the combined ingredients of idiocy, ineptitude, and total disengagement for this farce to have reached the full apex of incredulous disaster." 7:10 I have a headcanon that this was a rejected line from Uncle Ben that he threw away when he was trying to come up with his catchphrase because of how bad it was.

0:48 Thank you for that Walk Hard reference!! Bless you Doug 😂

it's funny they claim it's supposed to be a spider-man based universe when the reshoots apparently appear to have scrubbed any spider-man connection it might have had

I kinda find it funny to know that your wife had stuck around throughout the entire film, tbh. 🤭

Morbius is a film we'll being saying "Perhaps I treated you too harshly" to.

This was written by the same people who did Morbius. Just how the hell do these people keep getting work?

@theinsurance2450

3 ай бұрын

The writers also did Gods of Egypt. So yeah they are bad

@bemiatto67

2 ай бұрын

Connections and blackmail

I love the Lust poster behind Doug's right shoulder

We love that the villain looks like Jeremy Jahns

Dan Povenmire (co-creator of Phineas and Ferb) made a youtube short saying how the reviews of this movie were *_so_* bad that it made him wonder if it wasn't some kind of reverse psychology marketing which made him want to see it. Then a few days later he made another video where he explained that he watched Madam Web and Dune 2 back to back and the difference was jarring. Like Doug here, he called Madam Web an 'accidental comedy.'

This show is my all time favorite Review one! You're the Best Doug!

"We took in a comedy show." 😅

7:13 Suddenly, Uncle Ben's long speech about responsability in the 2014 film sounds so much better somehow

They could’ve gone Spider Punk, Spider Gwen, ASM3, the Indian Spidey, whatever, but we get Madame fing Web and the Birds of Meh

6:17 “why is he dressing like a spider…” The same nightmare, every night, for decades. They point that out in the movie.

I work at a theater and was delivering an order to a seat for this movie. I saw maybe like 5 mins of it and god the acting was so stiff and felt like everyone was reading the script XD (it was the scene where i think Ben n her were reading fortune cookies?) when i learned they same ppl behind this did morbius all i thought was "oh ok yea that checks out"

0:00 At least it wasn't Fifty Shades this time XD

They show them In their costumes in a vision. That’s it. It was three girls with a lady that can see the future, running away from the villain , and for the villain to meet his fate by a product placement. It was nothing redeeming quality’s. 0/10

I can not believe they destroyed a Chevrolet Caprice Classic car for this movie. This is unforgivable. 🤣

"When you achieve great responsibility, you achieve great power." Uncle Ben in Mentor Heaven: WOW, HOW ORIGINAL!!!! *sarcastic claps*

@hunterolaughlin

3 ай бұрын

Stan Lee and Steve Ditko in Comic Book Creator Heaven: “I can’t believe they have the guts to mess with our legendary motto our hero and many of our comic book readers have lived by for generations!”

All I know about Madame Web was from the cartoon. She sat in this throne and gave Spiderman a bunch of trials to see if he can stop the big bad of the season. She is basically an oracle, can't see her leading a movie.

Did they watch The Raid 1 and 2 and The Night Comes for Us and saw the one or two times the camera span in a real cool way and then thought to themselves, "Wow, that was incredibly cool, we should do that in our movie, like, constantly"?

Apparently they paid Dakota a BAG for this role. She never wanted to do it, but she got millions of dollars.

funny that the Madame Web ad randomly played while watching this video

You summarized Twilight: Eclipse with a certain phrase, and I think a spin on it works here, too: "This is the first Sony Spider-Man Universe movie where everyone involved KNEW they were making crap."

This is the most positive review I've seen for this movie. Even IGN struggled to say something nice

This week has been a big win for Marvel. Breaking the record for most watched trailer after releasing Deadpool, showing the cast for The Fantastic Four while celebrating Valentine’s Day with a poster,& today releasing the trailer for X-Men 97. Madame Webb makes it the black sheep of Marvel if you think about it.

I sure hope Deadpool will save us! ☠️

The thing Doug is that you are Married.....which is why you are still married after she stayed the for the entire movie. My GF excommunicated me at the 25minute of this movie for being someone who would watch this....

Doug, you know that what we actually want is a reaction to the X-Men 97 trailer. I'm more excited for your review than for the actual revival of the show 😂

Madame Web was a multidimensional being from a Spiderman television series who brought Spiderman to meet Stan Lee and inspire him to create comics. It would be more interesting if it was an old lady wearing goggles in a spider themed throne saying cryptic stuff throughout Spiderman. That's all I know Madame web from because I watched a few Spiderman series out of boredom

So it's a movie starring Dakota Johnson released around Valentine's day? Time to rewatch Sibling Rivalry of certain trilogy

Things are going to get a little crazy. Its already crazy

So at what point is Amnesty International allowed to legally bar Sony from making Comic Book movies?

I think the biggest meme the internet hivemind could make about this movie is to not make one and just be honest about it

Bob Marley's one love is more a premiere valentine's movie than this mess.

Anything "Funny" or "Good" about this movie, is purely Accidental.

@chasehedges6775

3 ай бұрын

EXACTLY

MADAME WEB a disaster?! I'm shocked, given the recent spate of comic-book movies...

Dakota Johnson’s strength is how deadpan and subdued she is, and how useful that is in supporting roles, like The Lost Daughter, Cha Cha Real Smooth, The Peanut Butter Falcon, and even that Ellen interview. But in no way that translates to the command of a leading role, and this film, along with Fifty Shades and How To Be Single, shows that

The question is why are the 3 teenagers girls trying to kill him?

Is it me or does the Madame Web poster give off Batman and Robin poster vibes?

This may or may not be related, but when he opened it up about Valentine's Day, it had me thinking I how I spent mine seeing another movie that may be another so bad it's good, but more on the good side, with my male significant other. We saw Lisa Frankenstein and it was so entertaining despite it had so many tropes and the visuals and seems like it could have been seen on a small screen but still worth it when we saw it on the big screen

Wait they released it already? I somehow ALWAYS missed the release dates on the trailers and thought it was coming out much later. That or time simply flew.

What makes it bad is the writing........it's lazy story, cheesy dialogue, and the villain is one dimensional. I heard they were several rewrites and I honestly think the actors stopped caring.......everything else is around OK but the writing just kills everything.

To tell you the truth, me and my friend walked out we thought it was so bad. It didn’t even feel funny. It was SO BORING. And Dakota Johnson and Sydney Sweeney can be really good actresses so it felt so bad

My brother was visiting me, and we wanted to see this in theaters for a bad movie night, but it was out of theaters so fast.

Man, any thought on TWISTERS trailer?!

Doug laughing at IMAX was the best part of the review. I legit chuckled with him.

As soon as Dakota Johnson said, "I can see the future." I just thought of the DBZ abridged clip of the alien saying that same line.

It seems Marvel just wants to top DC in every way. First it was being the best at making good superhero movies. Now it's being the best at making bad superhero movies.

Glad you had fun with the film Doug. I’ll likely won’t see in theaters, maybe at all, but if available on streaming platform that I have I’ll give it a quick look.

0:11 (From DBZ Abridged) Kanassan Warrior: " *... I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!!* "

@emblemblade9245

2 ай бұрын

OH NO YOU CAN SEE ME!

My favorite part was when Madame Web said, “let’s ’web-alyze’ the situation” and Tobey Maguire says, “‘Web-alyze’ huh… that’s a new one.”

Madam Web occasionally will call on Spider-Man to help her or will summon him to fix a mistake he made. At least in the comic books and in any of the Spider-Man games she appears in. I have a Spider-Man encyclopedia that covers all the characters both allies and enemies that appear in the comic books.

I left the theater with more questions than answers and that made it less enjoyable.

I always love it when Doug rakes a shot at his own To Boldly Flee project 😅

I'm convinced Dakota Johnson thought she would be in a MCU movie but then realized too late it wasn't.

Happy to hear Doug and his wife had a good time with this. I will pray for any couple who saw this on Valentine's Day, statistically, at least one couple is gonna break up because of this shitshow

I think Eternals is bad but the good in it, I remember much more than the good that’s in something like Thor: The Dark World. I’m glad this was at least a fun movie to make fun of.

@chasehedges6775

3 ай бұрын

True.

@chasehedges6775

3 ай бұрын

Eternals has some nice visuals, at least

Someone used the Surf Dracula example to say this movie feels like a Pilot episode to a whole ass first season that eventually leads to stuff we actually wanna see