Grace is giving more thought and analysis to this movie than anybody at Sony ever did. 😅

I thought it was hilarious that they drank Pepsi in front of Cassandra while knowing what that Pepsi sign did to her 🤣

@liveac3694

3 ай бұрын

I guess Ezekiel Sims was secretly Pepsiman all along?

@MrReded69

3 ай бұрын

Well if this happened after she was blinded they probably thought she couldn't see them!😝

The idea of them trying to protect an unborn Peter Parker is a million times more interesting than what we got

@LavenderrLatte

3 ай бұрын

I thought that was the original plan for the film 🤦‍♀️

@allen78331

3 ай бұрын

But in the comics. Peter. Real parents IS. Richard and May. NOT. Ben and May Parker. Ben and May is he’s aunt and uncle.

@KazzKobb

3 ай бұрын

@@allen78331 Richard and "Mary" Parker. NOT May

@natts

3 ай бұрын

That literally happened. Cassie/Madame Web sent Ben away with Mary, with Peter about to be born!

@fielalmanga

3 ай бұрын

​@@allen78331you're ignorant

"Now back to her really lame powers." ROFL 🤣🤣🤣

I still cant believe they released this movie in theaters. I thought they would just release it on a free streaming service like Tubi. 😂

@mabusestestament

3 ай бұрын

Or on Quibi 😉

@cjgamer6356

3 ай бұрын

Or Netflix

@cjgamer6356

3 ай бұрын

​@@mabusestestamentwhat's Quibi

@mabusestestament

3 ай бұрын

@@cjgamer6356 The fact that you don’t know says it all… not about you, but about Quibi.

@cjgamer6356

3 ай бұрын

@@mabusestestament Ok but that doesn't answer my question

Dakota Johnson seeming so uninterested in the press tour is a large reason I didnt feel confident in seeing this movie. When your own actress is openly admitting she is glad her film entry is a standalone because she doesnt want to follow the MCU films it can only mean the script isnt going to be great

@Dallas-ng7nq

3 ай бұрын

Idk how true this is but I actually heard the reason Johnson was so disinterested was because Sony sold this movie to her as if it was apart of the MCU and Johnson was disappointed with what was presented after finding out that it had no MCU ties.

@reannagordon

3 ай бұрын

She doesn’t even know any of the Tom Holland movie titles. She’s doesn’t know anything about the MCU but for some reason thought she would be in it cause she tagged Marvel Studios on instagram when her casting was announced

@jesusramirezromo2037

3 ай бұрын

​@@Dallas-ng7nqI think it was her agent at fault

@ssshar2176

3 ай бұрын

She didn’t even know basic Spider-Man facts. Like, what an incredible turnoff!!

@natsohigh5552

3 ай бұрын

​@reannagordon tbh I wouldnt be surprised if her agent has approached Marvel before about a role for her and Feige wasn't interested. So she took this in the hopes that she would be in the MCU

I didn’t notice all those inconsistencies, expect for one: Cassandra was being search by the police to the point she appears in newspapers, Ezequiel by that point saw her face multiple times… how did she get out of the usa and travel to Peru? Wouldn’t the police arrest her at the airport? I mean she was being accused of kidnapping and beating policemen 😂

@MatthewBlossoms

3 ай бұрын

Also this took place in 2003 when post 9/11 security was at its highest 😂

Kraven the Hunter, from the people who brought you madame web and Morbius, sure to leave you kraven for less.

@cjgamer6356

3 ай бұрын

I see what you did there

Its ironic that the ending of Loki S2 was a better Madame Web origin story than the actual Madame Web movie

@samanthamaclean1430

3 ай бұрын

I know right it was incredible. You can’t compare it he earn the ending he got for that series Madam Web didn’t earn it we just met her in this series

@jquin_0076

3 ай бұрын

That’s exactly how I felt when I saw The Flash. Across the Spiderverse was a better Flash multiverse movie than The Flash….

@jurgenmathiae6682

3 ай бұрын

No it wasn’t and Loki has 15 years history this is new sorry

Thank you for a truthful review, I liked how the girls were missing, and 3 hours later a guy in a Truck Stop was reading it in a newspaper 😅

I think you’re doing a better job of explaining the movie than the studio is!

@RickiMinaj23

3 ай бұрын

Definitely. I didn't catch ANY of these Easter eggs

@TheDeckOfficer

3 ай бұрын

She knows her stuff!

I have a big Australian black house spider in my bathroom. She's always in the same corner of the window, and despite being highly venomous, is too shy to ever pose a threat. I feed her with any flies that get into the house and she's gotten so big! I love her 😅

@BeyondTheTrailer

3 ай бұрын

Ack! That's fascinating and kind of adorable, but be careful!

Lmfao the Pepsi ad was no joke especially the Mountain Dew in the beginning

Grace, as a Peruvian American. (Dual citizen!) Thank you for your words!!! Peru is a wonderful country and even with all its political shenanigans, the people are what makes it the stable and prosperous country it is.

@nerychristian

3 ай бұрын

My dad is Peruvian

@jonnyfendi2003

3 ай бұрын

So tell Columbia and Venezuela immigrants to go down south to Peru then please

@srivatsadamaraju1473

3 ай бұрын

I love llamas!

@ssshar2176

3 ай бұрын

@@jonnyfendi2003Peru has accepted the largest amount of Columbian and Venezuelan immigrants. I can have this conversation with you if you wanted to try 😂

As a Guatemalan, I’m glad you pointed out how most of Hollywood movies depicts Latin America with that ridiculous filter.

After finding out this movie was supposed to be set in the 90s and centered on saving Andrew Garfield’s Peter Parker before being born makes me sad because everything was here to make the film a modern multiverse camp kind of film with at least an interesting story at its center

@natts

3 ай бұрын

It is set in 2003, not the 90s, during the pregnancy of Peter Parker, but not centred on that.

It felt to me like someone wrote a script about a paramedic who’s trying to save the lives of 3 teenagers whom someone wants to kill, and then someone at Sony looked at the script and decided let’s take this and make it about Madam Web. It’s like those movies you sometimes see where it was going to be an original script and then someone at the last minute decides to make it part of a franchise. It's just insulting.

@sandal_thong8631

3 ай бұрын

I've gotten that feeling before. Like someone wants to make a movie, but can't get the backing. So somehow they get tasked to make a movie based on something else, but then they change it to make it the movie they wanted to make.

@orlock20

3 ай бұрын

It was a weird way of introducing the Spider Society to the point where Grace was staring at them while swearing they aren't in the comics.

@GLBizzie

3 ай бұрын

And now think about it that FOUR damn human beings were writing this movie lol

This film felt like those early 90's superheroes script, and I think that would work better as a slasher horror flick. Gave them the powers and let Ezekiel kill them one by one until is the turn of madam web. Then Cassandra fight Ezekiel and think that she killed him, but get blinded with a new life mission to protect the web of life and it spiders. Post credit scene Ezekiel resurrect becoming Solus the first inheritors.

@TonyTombstone

3 ай бұрын

Love this idea! It would at least make sense why this movie was made because at this point i dont see any reason to continue.

@cjgamer6356

3 ай бұрын

I honestly don't like the idea of a Madame Web horror movie

The whiplash I’m getting from Madame Web reviews to Dune 2 early reviews is just hilarious 😂

Your example of a sister playing with her brother’s toys is spot on 😂

RE the baby shower scene. Mary welcomes Cassie by saying something like “oh yeah you’re Ben’s partner”. So it seems no one knew her prior to that day. But also, was Ben the one who invited her to his sister-in-law’s baby shower??

@natts

3 ай бұрын

Susan (O'Neil's romantic partner) knew Cassie already, as did all the other FDNY staff at the BBQ. It was just Mary and her friends that didn't.

It was so bad we walked out halfway

Love all the shade in this review, hope you're feeling better Grace

@eeweka1

3 ай бұрын

That's not shade. She's just telling the truth.

Thank you, Grace! I don’t understand why all of these female led superhero movies are doing harm to and for women in a genre that needs quality projects. Quantity at this point does nothing to further diverse superhero films and tv.

Maybe Professor X sent her the techno chair to show support for his fellow physically challenged psychic mutant😉 Or there's a big discount for psychic vigilantes at the StarkTech Superstore.😁

I just saw it 2 hours ago and I couldn't believe how bad it was

As a Tubi Original, I'd give it 2/5 stars.

Catwoman is hard to rewatch but watching Halle Berry personally accept her Razzie is essential viewing

@sandal_thong8631

3 ай бұрын

I think it was Sandra Bullock who said she tried to take her Razzie home with her, but they told her she couldn't because there's only one that they keep reusing!

The fast travel to Peru was offensive

@cjgamer6356

3 ай бұрын

How

Imagine Peter Parker taking so long to discover he has certain powers after the spider bite that the credits roll.

I was hoping this would be uploaded so I could hear all about it without paying to see it lol

I'm genuinely surprised that Grace even botheres with a spoiler review for something as bad as this. Real dedication to non-spoiler/spoiler review format

@sandal_thong8631

3 ай бұрын

She knows people aren't going to watch the movie, but might watch her spoiler review.

Please Sony, just make a Spider-women movie

@conroc01

3 ай бұрын

Why, who cares about a gender swapped Spider-Man flick. It would bomb

@shippendales8543

3 ай бұрын

​@@conroc01I don't think the issue are the characters but the subpar stories being done with them

@bozzutoman

3 ай бұрын

Please Sony, just _stop_ making Spider-related movies.

@cjgamer6356

3 ай бұрын

​@@conroc01Spider-Woman isn't a genderbend version of Peter Parker she's her own character

@Ne0Nights

3 ай бұрын

@@conroc01I’m begging you to open a comic before you open your mouth

Oh dear! So as movies go this is the equivalent of a nice paper cut with some lemon juice sprinkled on it. Somewhere in London Tom Holland is saying, ‘I’m only coming back If it’s in the MCU’.

I'm surprised it took you that long to realize it was a Pepsi ad. During the cookout toward the start of the movie the Pepsi cans were practically GLOWING.

@AldoAraujo85

2 ай бұрын

I could have sworn they were CGI'd because Dakota's can was too vivid in color to be real lol

@tobar1p

2 ай бұрын

@@AldoAraujo85 EXACTLY! It was so distracting!

We had tickets to see this tomorrow and I tried to stay as spoiler free as possible, but there is such a barrage of bad reviews that I’ve completely lost interest. Granted, I figured it would be bad, but I didn’t quite foresee just how bad it is. I exchanged our tickets for Dune 2 in March 🤷🏻‍♂️

@Galactus23

3 ай бұрын

my friend, I respect everyone's opinion but I would be doing you a disservice by not warning you that once you watch the movie it's non refundable!!!

I just found your videos and am loving them! They're so fun to watch!

That whole baby shower scene was such a waste of time and talent. The joke about Ben not getting shot at in queens was F-'d up.

Grace, she didn't know about the factory at the end from before, she knew about it, from seeing it in the future, she remembered the future, which is neat

For some reason, I actually want to see this movie because you keep describing how bad it is and it makes me want to see the badness myself

Who would have guessed that Madame Web would be the movie that unites a fans.

Remember when there was just 1 Spider-Man? Now there are like a million Spider-People. It's just not special and interesting if you have so many characters that are just like Spider-Man.

@sandal_thong8631

3 ай бұрын

"Anyone can wear the mask." -Miles Morales. But these masks are terrible, like going to a costume party, they don't protect their identities!

@DeusExAstra

3 ай бұрын

@@sandal_thong8631 Well, it's form over function at this point. The mask was originally functional, but with more and more Spider-People, eventually they become just fashion statements. This is kind of what I meant. It's like a photocopy of a photocopy, etc. The more they copy and replicate Spider-Man, the worst it all gets.

@orlock20

3 ай бұрын

Welcome to the reboot known as the Spider Society. Even Grace didn't recognize the Spider Society which is a massive part of the lore reboot. Kraven is part of the reboot and that is coming out in August.

@cjgamer6356

3 ай бұрын

​@@orlock20Wait Madame Web was the start of a reboot

That they wasted Anya Corazón is so sad, she has a great origin story and connections in the comics 😔

I watched the trailers for this movie here and thought it looked like a completely dud. Something on Tubi or SciFi channel. Why is Sony having such a hard time making good Marvel movies disconnected from the MCU?!?

I can’t wait for the pitch meeting 😂

i like how the movie shows how scary it is to ride the subway alone at night when some rando dude with an mobius mustache starts stalking you.

How can you spoil something that’s already rotten?? 😅

This felt like an extended TV special. Only went to see this to kill time while my car was in service. Think I would've had more fun watching my car sitting at the shop getting its routine maintenance.

Thanks for the review Grace ❤

This feels like they avoided spoilers by making absolutely no one care about any of the plot

The movie was so bad it was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing the whole time. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I thinks it's REALLY obvious from the Sony email hack revelations that Amy Pascal doesn't have a bloody clue what she's doing.

7:09-7:40 "But lately, a lot of these movies that are female-centric seem like as if someone's sister (who usually doesn't play with these characters) got ahold of them, and then warped them into their own ideas of how THEY like to play. And I think that happens because they're hiring people to tell these stories who might be a match with the gender or demographic that's being depicted, but have no...not only any EXPERIENCE with the source material, but no AFFINITY or INTEREST in it. And that's why you get the result that you do." - Grace Randolph, 2024 👏👍🙏

*cuts to Peru*

we went to see this movie expecting the worst but ended up actually enjoying it for what it is.

Grace explaining why these movies and shows (that being projects driven more often than not by women and men who have no love for the source material) don’t work as if it’s a brand new realization AND NOT exactly the thing so many people have been saying for years is pretty wild.

I walked out of theater thinking that Madame Web was like a Lifetime movie.

I thought maybe the Pepsi sign scene was a nod to the Silvercup neon sign scene in Highlander.

When Cassie said she was going to Peru, I thought they were gonna bring at least Anya Corazon with her since the actress is Peruvian AND the fact that the spider people were literally called "Las Arañas" which is literally Anya's superhero name. She could have had a bigger role in the movie like it was such a missed opportunity.

@david88esteban

3 ай бұрын

Even if the actress is Peruvian, Anya's heritage is from her Puerto-Rican dad, ultimately she's from the US. As a Colombian, I'd be so disgusted at that change, as if our countries were interchangeable just for the sake of it. Having said that, I agree with your overall idea, the actual origin of Araña is pretty cool! And adapting the Spider Society would have been better than this whole mess, so sad Sony wasted the character.

@hyewonderfull

3 ай бұрын

@@david88esteban wait if her dad is puerto rican... how did he get dep0rted? Sorry spoiler but in the movie Anya says her dad got deported but Puerto Rico is a US territory... unless they changed that too.

Conclusion every female comic movie are based on great female characters created by men and beloved by everyone, and then ruined by female directors and hated by everyone...

I was watching a former creator for the Big Two on a podcasting who theorized the issue with female and men writers. He circled back to playing with action figures; boys would play with Batman and Superman treating them like the characters. Girls have a greater tendency to play with Barbie and project themselves onto the toy. So, his assessment was: male writers tend to write the characters as they understand them to be. Female writers tend to write the characters projecting themselves to be.

@sandal_thong8631

3 ай бұрын

Do you think that happened in _She-Hulk?_

@anerrantknight8077

3 ай бұрын

@@sandal_thong8631 potentially. I didn’t watch that series.

@grisssbanda8961

3 ай бұрын

@@sandal_thong8631 bro, that's exactly what happened with She-Hulk. The writer herself even has her cameo in the series, when She-Hulk enters Marvel's writers' room.

Women who read and love comics, thumbs up! ♥

I don’t get why Ezekiel needed a costume

Pepsi gave up the halftime show for this 😂

Hi Grace! I'm just curious and wanted to hear your opinion. Who would you chose to write/direct a female lead super hero movie?

Not all comics need to be movies. The concept of Madame Web is silly. This movie had an up hill battle.

Hopefully, this movie will go largely ignored and forgotten, and thus Feige will be able to cast Sydney Sweeny as Emma Frost, the role she's BORN to play.

@elgoleadorx3638

2 ай бұрын

No, she is the perfect cast for BLACK CAT !!!!

So does that mean Peter Parker culturally appropriated a foreign culture?😂

Thanks for sharing Grace. 😊🍿🎥🤩💥 Yes, the costumes should have come into play much earlier 😕

Just in time grace I just saw the movie 🤩.....and idc if it's alone here...I am dying on this hill....madam webb is a great movie

@DueceSpice

3 ай бұрын

HEY THATS WHAT MAKE CINEMA GREAT…

@simpleplanfan011

3 ай бұрын

I’ve seen people say they like it. There’s something at the movies for everyone 🙂

@madhavkumar3821

3 ай бұрын

​@@DueceSpiceI went to the first show too....I guess since grace said it's garbage my expectation was low...so that helped.. though audiance was low they all enjoyed it

@hecrosegreat3943

3 ай бұрын

​@@madhavkumar3821yeah. Sure, buddy. Everyone loved it. Right

@cjgamer6356

3 ай бұрын

Yeah that's what I'm talking about it is a great movie

Tahar Rahim is incredible. I will never forget his performance in The Mauritanian with Jodie Foster. Saying he's a bad actor is just unfair, this script sucks and that's it.

@spn2240

3 ай бұрын

That movie was incredibly moving and he did phenomenal!

@missawndr3395

3 ай бұрын

@@spn2240 YES!!

@Naxx0o0

3 ай бұрын

He was horrible in this. Absolutely awful. I’m sorry but Matt Smith was pretty good in a horrible movie (Morbius), it’s not the script or the role, it’s the actor.

@Silvio67

3 ай бұрын

No one said he was a bad actor. She said his acting was bad in this movie. Watch the nonspoiler review.

The duo of Sazama and Sharpless have written: Morbius, Gods of Egypt, Dracula Untold, Power Rangers. How do they have careers? WTF!?

I watched this for two reasons: 1.) To see how bad the damage is 2.) So I wouldn’t have to watch it 🤣 Thank you Grace ♥️😮‍💨😂

I needed one of 2 things from this movie to get me into the theater: Grace and some of the other critics to praise this movie( not just a decent thumbs up, a resounding endorsement) or a solid confirmation of being connected to one of the established Spider-man with a cameo. Sony has been running these properties into the ground and proving they can’t hack it without being propped up by Marvel and the MCU. Even Into the Spiderverse has the ability to make theses connections worth the investment from fans, Venom has been doing ok because of its promise to deliver a connection, but the returns are diminishing without that delivery. I really wish there was a clause for these failures that returned the property to marvel in the face of running the IP into the ground. This short coming with Madam Web has me giving a hard pass on anymore Sony Spiderverse stories that don’t center around a Spider-Man lead. It’s time for Sony to reevaluate who is in charge of these films and how they are going forward. I thought DC was a mess, Sony really said hold my beer… What a lost opportunity… smh

8:44 "Ice-cream headache," I love it! I've been referring to that term in Christopher Walken's SNL skit forever, just using it yesterday to someone! People keep correcting me, saying "Do you mean a brain-freeze?"

I think the whole movie was made on the expense of Pepsi. No doubt the box office whizzed out soon after that soda popped out in theaters.

I went to film school 15 years ago with other women who didn't like genre stuff, particularly superheroes/spy/action, and they would've happily been staffed on Gilmore Girls or somesuch, but superheroes and genre are where all the work is now, so they pretend to care about it and get the job, and obvi, they don't have the passion for it

@Lucas-jx8jg

3 ай бұрын

This movie was written by two dudes... Same duo from Morbius.

7:10 exactly!! you can say this is what happened with echo too

@fahimalfaisal7781

3 ай бұрын

Echo is much better than this !It got much better reviews and reception !LOL

Not watching this movie for obvious reasons but they Twitter discourse, the movie clips and memes surrounding are HILARIOUSSS 😂😂😂 like I'm actually crying laughing.

i kinda need a sequel, just for the fun of it all

@cjgamer6356

3 ай бұрын

How about a spin off instead

I love watching Catwoman. ❤❤

Yup. I officially never want to see this movie lol. Still haven’t watched morbius. Wish I didn’t see Venom 2. Wast of time & money.

2002 : yay.. Spiderman.. 2024 : it's Ma'am..

I'm wondering if anybody in the comments has actually seen the movie cuz I know I will probably never see this movie

@simpleplanfan011

3 ай бұрын

I saw it on Valentine’s Day and Grace is pretty spot on.

@lovettuduebor1902

3 ай бұрын

I saw it and it really is this bad, but pretty funny during some moments.

@Galactus23

3 ай бұрын

I took one for the team and kinda saved myself the money spent for watching this movie and instead watched it for free now I feel like I still lost something my time spent watching that garbage..

Hey Grace, in the TV show Legion they did quite a bit of projections

In the WB series Charmed from the 2000s, the oldest sister played by Shannen Doherty developed the ability to astral project herself, and it was explained in the show as a natural evolution of her power of telekinesis, and she was able to do some cool things with it.

Love this review. One day we should get the rated R version of this review of this from Grace. Lmfao😂 “what the hell are spider people!?” Sony please stop making these movies! What other properties do you have?

@sandal_thong8631

3 ай бұрын

Someone coined the phrase, "Spider-Manless movies."

Grace, is this one of your first 1080p videos?? I swear, everytime I watch your videos, it only ever goes up to 720, but the quality looks so much better here!!!

@mcentepede

3 ай бұрын

Always cracks me up when G-Rand has to review a trash movie twice for her Spoiler review section. I know it's to monetize her videos but it's still funny that she does this. Here's my*Spoiler* review of Madame Web: It Sucks yo! Have a great day

The peter parker idea was what made me interested in seeing this in the first place 😭 why would they take that out

@cjgamer6356

3 ай бұрын

Which version of Peter Parker

Cassie be like: "You in danger girl!" 😆

@MatthewBlossoms

3 ай бұрын

Ghost? 😂

This is the halle berry Catwoman of this generation 🤣

THE MOVIE WAS JUST ONE GIANT PEPSI AD!

About the psychic abilities, the movie Hearts in Atlantis is a perfect example, especially when they talk about "remote viewing" and projecting Astral selves. 😊

What definitely without a shred of a doubt has elevated Madame Web above and beyond Morbius and Catwoman is all these reviews by all the different KZread movie reviewers which have been absolutely hilarious 😂🤣 and have giving me so much joy and entertainment than the movie itself can ever hope to give on its own. Thanks, 🙏 Sony! 😊 And please make a sequel!

I love you bring up Halle Berrys Catwoman having a fan base now and it becoming a camp classic

Wait, Mike Epps, the only Black male character dies? That seems like a trope.

I’ll catch it on Netflix, but I really wish they would have added Spider-Man and focused on Madame Webb and one spider woman?

@orlock20

3 ай бұрын

Actually it's a bad telling of the Spider Society. I would have started with the exploitation of the Spider Society, the villain be the Sisterhood of the Wasp and the plot revolving Ezekiel running WebCorps.

@cjgamer6356

3 ай бұрын

​@@orlock20what's Webcorps

@orlock20

3 ай бұрын

@@cjgamer6356 I don't know much except that it's a branch of the Spider Society.

@cjgamer6356

3 ай бұрын

@@orlock20 Oh okay

I enjoyed it. It didn’t bother me but I’m also not super tied to the source material. I’m an X-men fan so everything else is just fodder.

@hecrosegreat3943

3 ай бұрын

Youre Also not súper tied to taste.

@cjgamer6356

3 ай бұрын

​@@hecrosegreat3943Hey you don't need to do that let him enjoy the movie

"Back to her really lame powers", i love it

So is Pepsi now canon in the Spidey-U? 🤣