CINEMA!!!!

@Plasma_trinity

4 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@mercury1.059

4 ай бұрын

Nah when fantastic four

@Lamont47

4 ай бұрын

This was absolutely sad I rather watch Morbin time

@IsiahBradley

4 ай бұрын

You've been making me chuckle for at least the last 12 hours! THANKS for that!!!

@Kelticfury

4 ай бұрын

Totally going against my own instincts and following Paul's advice to go spend a couple hours in a plague box to see this pinnacle of humanity's cinematic endeavors!

A friend of mine saw it and said its so bad, it makes Morbius look like The Dark Knight. I laughed so hard I nearly crashed my car while driving.

@toddmueller8948

4 ай бұрын

The pitch meeting was just a guy saying Sydney Sweeney in a rubber suit. MA-DAMN amirite?

@rahmellbrown162

4 ай бұрын

LMAO AYOOOOOOOOO

@JubertMathias

4 ай бұрын

​@@toddmueller8948to be fair I kinda want to watch it for that alone

@ooogaboogaooogabooga

4 ай бұрын

Can u tell me what the post credit scene is

@akiraeatsguitarpicks491

4 ай бұрын

Well tbh the Dark Knight is like 6/10 so it’s not that much

The sarcasm is over 9000!!!

@spideymcgee4718

4 ай бұрын

For real. I love British humor.

@Persephone_Personified

4 ай бұрын

No. It’s 5.

@cjgamer6356

4 ай бұрын

He actually likes the movie but he was joking when he said that you shouldn't watch Deadpool and Wolverine

@hat3th3hat3r2

4 ай бұрын

@@Persephone_Personified Touche

@roleplayer5564

4 ай бұрын

Where was the sarcasm? I must have missed it

This is the most sarcastic Paul has ever been. That’s how you know this movie is horrific.

@tanmaysahoo7416

4 ай бұрын

you spelled "terrific" wrong

@UrbanMediaReview

4 ай бұрын

That's thee longest he had a sarcastic rant 😂 he went for like 2 minutes straight. Lol gaaaaah

@angelarch5352

4 ай бұрын

THis was my fav review yet-- and all of them are hilarious!!!! :D

I loved when she said "It's Madamin' Webbin' time! We all collectively stand up and clapped, people were crying, kids were shouting and I was dreaming

WE MAKIN A MADAME WEBILLION WITH THIS ONE FELLAS

@rahmellbrown162

4 ай бұрын

LMAOOO AYOOOO

@JEMurl

4 ай бұрын

@@rahmellbrown162”it’s all connected?” It’s not.

@smallies7154

4 ай бұрын

One million webillion dollars -dr evil

i thought the title was serious, until i realized, "its morbin' time"

@ThePowerBunny

4 ай бұрын

it sure is

My theater went crazy when she said “May the Force be with you” best movie experience of my life

This is one of the most hilarious reviews I’ve ever seen. 😂 I’m happy this movie came out just so this video could be made.

1:46 “is this promo trying to f%#$ me?” 😂😂😂

The ending of this video was an absolute fever dream and I think I'll go watch Madame Web 200 times in a row.

@Scifi4life

4 ай бұрын

I'm gonna watch it 300 times.

@parzival2077

4 ай бұрын

Ah amateurs Imma watch it a webillion times

@street1008

4 ай бұрын

Check that 391 times

@aliasgamer7878

4 ай бұрын

I am going to see it 6969 times.

@peartry

4 ай бұрын

​@@parzival2077 holy crap dude, you know that'll cost like, webillion dollars right?

"More BS from the studio that brought us Morbius" BARS! 🔥🔥

Loved this video Paul. I think they need to re-edit this into 50 Shades of Spidey and have Sydney Sweeney tie up Dakota Johnson and... Whew, that almost got out of hand.

@TheForbiddenOne55

4 ай бұрын

No, no..... go on... **grabs WD-40**

When Grace says it’s worse than Catwoman… believe her.

@macsmith2013

4 ай бұрын

Catwoman stands alone. Halle Berry even had the balls to pick up her Razzie Award in person. I am however open to the possibility that Madame Web may be a close second. Fans of female super heroes deserve so much better than what the studios are still pumping out.

@ssshar2176

4 ай бұрын

@@macsmith2013 100% agree with your 2nd point.

@BruceKendallMartinJr

4 ай бұрын

Catwoman is the only Halle Berry movie I refuse to ever see

@wanderingseth

4 ай бұрын

@@macsmith2013 Nah she had ovaries of steel 😁

@MoramothHauntz

4 ай бұрын

I like her she has girl balls

With Uncle Ben in this flick, at least we get to see More Ben Time.

@heavyspoilers

4 ай бұрын

LOOOOOOL

@grrinc

4 ай бұрын

good punmanship

@lanalan4157

4 ай бұрын

Goosebumps....

@leonardpriestley6822

4 ай бұрын

@@grrinc I stole it.

@theslantedroomstudios

4 ай бұрын

Madame Web-Ben Time 😂

LOL this is the best way to make fun of films - sarcasm, not toxicity. Well done for having the right touch AS USUAL you classy brute

@heavyspoilers

4 ай бұрын

Haha thank you

Hilariously Dakota walks around alot with a can of pepsi looking like she doent know how to open it 😂

@A_YouTube_Commenter

4 ай бұрын

She doesn't drink that garbage.

@sylviatamieanan4088

3 ай бұрын

If the director doesn't show her how, she may not know it.

The last 5 minutes is the most sarcastic thing I've ever seen, and I grew up in England.

@macsmith2013

4 ай бұрын

I'm sorry to hear that.

@cjgamer6356

4 ай бұрын

I know right it's hilarious

@mcw1907

4 ай бұрын

When a movie breakdown leads to an actual breakdown.

“More BS from the studio that brought you Morbius” 🤣

@ryusawaariel6191

4 ай бұрын

The studio have a gall to recruit again Morbius writer to write this movie.Guess MORBILLION success is not enough for them,they need WEBILLION now

@tkgrant7

3 ай бұрын

The best line of the video 😂😂

Since stopping the podcast you actually seem a lot happier mate - loved this one

@JamesBlevins0

4 ай бұрын

Being unburdened from covering the film industry, Paul can now express his gratitude by delivering positive reviews of the films he loves.

That whole “praise the beast, worship the darkness” part topped it off perfectly

I like that the last like 5 minutes is a true breakdown of this cinematic masterpiece 200/10

IT'S WEBBING TIME!.... That sounded better in my head, I apologize.

@lexruptor

4 ай бұрын

At least it's not Weebin' Time 😂

Wow Paul! What great insight into this movie! Just rented a whole theater so all of my friend and family can enjoy the greatest movie of all time!

@newagehero9605

4 ай бұрын

How much money you got it’s a lot ?

@craigwilson9612

4 ай бұрын

@@newagehero9605 it doesn’t matter how much money I have, I will go broke to watch Madame Web

@yurikendal4868

4 ай бұрын

Since the theater will be empty anyway

This was your most comprehensive breakdown yet and I'd also give Madame Web a 200/10 and I haven't even seen it yet! 😂

12:39 “with great powers comes great responson… first responders” 😂😂😂

@thelittlehooer

4 ай бұрын

Not all heroes wear capes. Watch Michael Bay's Ambulance instead.

The sarcasm is strong with this one.

My favorite part was when she said "I am the senate!" Gave me goosebumps.

"I'm picking up on your sarcasm..." "I should hope so, because I'm laying it on pretty thick."

I loved when she looked straight into the camera and said "it's madame time". I'm not ashamed to say I cried a little

@PeenTip

4 ай бұрын

Thought it said morbon time

@keithmichael112

4 ай бұрын

@@PeenTip don't spoil the Morbius cameo dude, it just came out

@PeenTip

4 ай бұрын

@@keithmichael112 oh sorry. Got ahead of myself

@valysheev

4 ай бұрын

I can't believe this joke is still going lol

@bbsy1

4 ай бұрын

How much of a vegetable do you have to be to ever have found this joke funny?

The last 4 mins of this review is the most hilariously unhinged thing I have ever seen. Bravo.

The sarcasim is at an all time high😂😂😂 loved this!

Those glasses at the end make this movie the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.

@YudazOwn

4 ай бұрын

Excellently executed??

@zakkmylde1712

4 ай бұрын

Madam the "Hitwoman" Web.

@YudazOwn

4 ай бұрын

@@zakkmylde1712 😆

I liked it when Madame Web said "fuck spiderman" it was peak

@echidnanatsuki882

4 ай бұрын

🔥 ABSOLUTE CINEMA🔥

@YungLanxx

4 ай бұрын

😭😭😭😭😭

@theothersmith9570

4 ай бұрын

I liked the last scene where Madame Web said “I’ll be back.”

@joshseraphim3902

4 ай бұрын

IM CRYING 😂😂😂

Honestly, I was positively surprised by this movie. I feel like critics and a lot of people just have made it into a thing to hate the SSU movies which sets them up to fail, but I really enjoyed watching Madame Web and it had everything I wanted. I mean, if you look at the comments before the movie had even released people were already making jokes and saying “this is gonna be so bad”. Y’all should watch the movie yourselves and then form your own opinion. It’s obviously not the best movie, but it’s far from the worst and definitely enjoyable and worth a watch.

@lowlowseesee

4 ай бұрын

Lololololololllolol

@JirenVegeta

3 ай бұрын

The way the re recorded audio was synced so perfectly to the French dude’s lips when he was talking sums up how perfect this movie was

I can't wait! I bought 10 tickets for 10 different showtimes over a 3 day period. Best weekend ever here I come!

VENOM had the writer from 50 SHADES OF GREY (who is also directing VENOM 3) MORBIUS had the writers from GODS OF EGYPT (Who are also behind MADAME WEB) And KRAVEN THE HUNTER has the writers from TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT AVI ARAD ruined everything again, just like he ruined TASM And he isn't even involved in MADAME WEB

@kevthepoet

4 ай бұрын

"nd he isn't even involved in MADAME WEB" sssooo how tf did Arad ruin it?

@lexruptor

4 ай бұрын

​​@@kevthepoet If your boss isn't involved in your job specifically, is he still not your boss, and therefore capable of ruining your work with his lack of understanding of your job? Obviously.

@Prime501

4 ай бұрын

Why do you get the guys who killed the TRANSFORMERS MOVIES? Do they want these movies to suck? Is this a marketing strategy?

@Zombiesnyder13

4 ай бұрын

@@Prime501 It's simply because they're cheap and work fast

@pauloabrantes383

4 ай бұрын

Well, this is going to be a shit show for the Marvel brand, even if it's not MCU, the common people sometimes forget it's not the same studio. And even if they know, it's going just to rise up the super hero fatigue before my X-Men come to save the cinema

I love the part where she said “those aren’t mountains, they’re waves” so truly dynamic of a character

@decayedparadigm

4 ай бұрын

Interstellar reference

the unrelenting sarcasm in this breakdown is *chefs kiss* perfect.

The sarcasm review of bad movies is something you should do all the time... I have enjoyed this review more than i will ever enjoy the actual movie... Cant wait for your next one! Excelsior!

Crying from too much peak fiction 😭😭😭 Thank you Madame Web, for being one of the movies of all time.

I find it hilarious how sarcastic you're being about Madame Webb I love you being that sarcastic about it😂lol.

The part where madame web says to spiderman "its our turn now" just before she blows his head off is not only empowering, but shockingly and bravingly stunning

After seeing this masterpiece, I took my motorcycle for a ride into a brick wall so I could forget and experience it all the next day again!

ME: Hey Paul how sarcastic can you be PAUL: YES!!!1

This movie is GOATED!

@cjgamer6356

4 ай бұрын

Yes yes it is

@dr.boring7022

4 ай бұрын

Greatest of all Trash

@cjgamer6356

4 ай бұрын

@@dr.boring7022 Greatest cinema of all time

Thanks for taking one for the team, deffinition…I mean Paul. I so wanted to give this movie a chance, but after watching your breakdown I don’t think I can do it. Talk about heartbreaking, what a crappy Vday 💘. I was watching one of your True Detective Season 3 ending explained vids and you sound so much younger a mere 4 years ago 🤣🤣🤣 You didn’t even sign off this Madamn breakdown with your usual loving “Peace✌🏽”. This movie broke our Paul.

OMG! One of your funniest (and punniest) breakdowns ever! “More b.s.”!!! I’ll never hear that name the same way again. 😂 Bravo! 👏👏👏🙌

Guys is he being sarcastic with the title or it’s ACTUALLY great?! My show in a few hours I don’t wanna go with such huge expectations 🕸️

@HighTide_808

4 ай бұрын

Ask for a refund

@A_Random_Ghost

4 ай бұрын

@@HighTide_808 😂😂

@sistlashyamu

4 ай бұрын

@@HighTide_808 oh fuck we just morbing then huh

@lissy2000us

4 ай бұрын

It’s very much sarcasm

@lowlowseesee

4 ай бұрын

The fact that you expect the writers of morbius to write a good film means I hope you make it to watch this one lolol

Love the video title!

this is the best marvel youtube video ive ever seen. ive never popped laughing as many times as i did quite as many times as i did watching this movie. great movie for bringing us all together

The review at the end should be the marketing for this movie

Can’t wait, I’ve been waiting for REAL CINEMA! Scorsese about to be eating his words 👏👏

@NionAeon

4 ай бұрын

@@D.m_me-officialHeavyspoilers you’re married Paul, have some self respect!

Way to keep it positive. ❤ I’ve seen all that I need to for this movie based on this video.

"So anyway, i went to see it twice" lmao

Lmaoooo the end of this video had me laughing so hard . Love ya Paul

Great/Hilarious breakdown of this ending I’m always here for these ending explained videos.

@badbodynotsofit2046

4 ай бұрын

Whats good! Same

Hi Paul. Love your show. Love MT more.

Damn, that was, and I am being honest here, the best video I´ve ever watched. Especially the 5 minute rant at the end was just bonkers! Perfection!

I had to skip a Madame Web ad before this played, thanks.

Paul! You are vicious! I literally spat out my water twice watching this. Perfection.

@Firenutz

4 ай бұрын

I’ll bet you didn’t.

@fennlikesturtles101

4 ай бұрын

@@Firenutz I actually did Mr. Nutz, I would never lie to Paul like that.

This is truly one of the films of all time.

Best video ever... I watch your stuff all the time but this is saved now in my best videos folder

Literally laughed out loud when i read the video title. Awesome content as always.

@Firenutz

4 ай бұрын

I don’t think you know the Paul of “literally”. And by Paul, I mean aka Definition.

I heard someonwhere that every Prison will get back to back screenings of this and Morbius. Finally, some REAL penance tactics

After watching your videos for a couple years now, this is by far the best you’ve ever done. “More BS from the studio that brought you Morbius” Haven’t stopped laughing well done

This video was so funny Paul! Way shorter and better than the film. Bravo

"She has to earn her blindness..." I'm legitimately crying laughing. Thank you for this video.

After having watched the movie, i must admit you made my jaw drop when you told me the random baby who was born in the middle of the movie was actually peter parker. I also started laughing a lot

OMG you made me laugh out loud at work so hard! my co-workers were like wth? 😂 best breakdown ever of the best movie ever!! thanks for making my day!

I had to rewind when you confessed your love for this film!!! I'm like Paul finally lost it 😂😂

“It’s Madame Time” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

its gonna win an oscar no doubt

@BatTaz19

4 ай бұрын

A dozen at least.

@macsmith2013

4 ай бұрын

@@BatTaz19 All of them.

@yurikendal4868

4 ай бұрын

A sure fire rasberry award

Thankyou for making such a positive review! it is a nice change from all the negativity... 200 / 10 would watch again.

I honestly loved it! Seen it opening day. Some parts were a lil long and filled w kinda filler shots i think, but i looooved it and will in fact see it twice 😂😊

STOP talking about this Marvel just dropped the fantastic four cast

@heavyspoilers

4 ай бұрын

this is peak cinema though

@_DreamzGaming

4 ай бұрын

@@heavyspoilers nuh uh 😭

Well at least Sydney Sweeney is crazy hot so this makes the movie watchable.

By far one of the best and funniest reviews you’ve ever done 😂

0:04 I MADE THAT EXACT JOKE!

I think Madame Web may have put a Madame spell on me, because I can’t stop watching this video over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over

Delightfuly positive review, I'm booking my ticket now!

When she said, "Its madam time" it was peak

'New York Citaaay' had me coughing I was laughing so much. Brilliant insert.

Dude your film school quote is Norm Macdonald levels of absolute sarcastic brilliance 😭😭😂😂😂😂 I really just want to get blasted drunk and go see this lol

And I quote “ didn’t need 3D glasses I was the tree, the leaves, I became a god” 🤣🤣 I think I rewind that specific part 5 times 🤣🤣🤣

Maybe we can get a petition going to have this included in the oscars. It's a shame that it will miss it's chance to outshine the competition.

Deffinition! Your grenade line against Thesaurus was one of the most slept on of all time! Love seeing how big you've become since then

Always enjoy the movie reviews my guy... but this one was perhaps the best one ever.

Thank you Paul! You saved me time and money.

One of the best reviews I’ve ever witnessed

This review was just as brilliant as the film - Well done bro!! 👍

Best video yet!!!

Paul really capitalized this "epic" movie and took sarcasm to another level🤣🤣.

Jesus Christ the last 5 min are the best bits. Bloody brilliant breakdown & can’t be topped by Old Rapgods. I mean, he did “discover” 20 more Easter eggs found hidden in other breakdown videos so gotta give credit to The Voss on that 😂

I saw this in a movie theater and I laughed, I cried, I felt the full range of human emotions. Then the previews ended and the movie started.

Great review as always. There were a couple of times when it seemed you were being sarcastic, but I wasn't sure. Might want to make it more clear next time.

The last 5 mins of this review sealed the deal. Renting out the theaters for the weekend so everyone in my town can see this repeatedly for free.

Great show dude ty.

Every studio must be shaking right now worrying it’s never going to top this work of art

This whole video had me crying 😂😅 thank you Paul and team.lol😂