Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power Season 2 teaser trailer is here, Evil Has Returned! So obviously there had to be a teaser trailer and behind the scenes reaction to it, but as this is the start of the marketing ramping up, something else. It seemed like the perfect opportunity for a stroll down memory lane about what we learnt from the first series marketing. How now we know that much of the fan comments, were bizarrely accurate with details they couldn't even know. As well as the obvious cringe. This video is a bit of the greatest hits Rings of Power story because it's quite frankly, more interesting and funny than the teaser trailer was. I get the feeling the most entertaining part of Rings of Power season 2, just like the first, wont be the season itself. It'll be the commentary and marketing responses around it. They're already setting up the narrative in the behind the scenes video, it'll be interesting to see what they have planned. But what are your thoughts on what you have seen and The Rings of Power trailer? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

@dudeguy8686

16 күн бұрын

Can you claim cultural appropriation?

@jonesfamily4326

16 күн бұрын

Did you not know about Annatar?

@brockdavid

16 күн бұрын

Total-‘Not’-Sauron puts on a crappy wig and fake elf ears All the elves be like :O (surprised pikachu face)

@Quicksymphony

16 күн бұрын

I was literally waiting for this video all day. 😂 Knew it was coming and it's fantastic

@MichaelP-ub5oo

16 күн бұрын

So you care more about cast interviews than you do about the actual show?? That's weird

"If you don't like it, don't watch it." **DEAL**

@jgorms4054

16 күн бұрын

My Hero 😂

@leospencer2077

16 күн бұрын

the question Jon Snow is live or dead GRR?

@gunstargizmo

16 күн бұрын

Then when you don't watch it, they call you a bigot, racist, sexist, etc.

@user-it7lf7kk8m

16 күн бұрын

Sounds like Dr who all over again

@hitmans0

16 күн бұрын

Delete that Lord of the Rings TAG and then nobody would watch it.

One wig to rule them all

@LunarSpiral1127

16 күн бұрын

One wig to find them.

@jamdat909

16 күн бұрын

I thought you were talking about disparus wig, but then he cut it and now I don't know who this person talking is?

@phoenix_xd5728

16 күн бұрын

One wig to blind, I mean bind them

@BloodyMidNightSun

16 күн бұрын

@@LunarSpiral1127 One wig to fringe them all And in the darkness entwine them

@hermitsunite953

16 күн бұрын

​@@jamdat909Sauron is just the same actor with a different wig

'Ever wonder why a bird can fly, and a whale not?' - no. 'Ever wonder why a woman can have a baby, and a man not?' - no. 'Ever wonder why a talented person can write, and a woke person not?' - no.

@XiaoFury

16 күн бұрын

Why is this funny? 🤣

@RoseBaggins

16 күн бұрын

- That was the speech? - It was dumb! - It was obvious! - It was pointless! - It was short ... -I loved it!

@ImNotLuthien

16 күн бұрын

Already better than RoP writting.

@gabrielplattes6253

16 күн бұрын

@@XiaoFury Dunno... 😉🤙

@David-IsRightnotWrong

16 күн бұрын

A woke person can be talented and can write, but not if what they write is woke propaganda. Russell T Davies is a case in hand, he's talented, he's queer, he's woke, and he's written well in the past, but his writing is now very poor because he doesn't write for the show, he writes woke propaganda. I liked what you wrote btw,

The comments are pure joy. "But they were all of them deceived, for another wig was made..." 🤣

@KitsuneShapeShifter

16 күн бұрын

The Wig of Power

@quatore-5886

16 күн бұрын

Tears 😂

@hermitsunite953

16 күн бұрын

One wig to rule them all

@gogaonzhezhora8640

16 күн бұрын

@@hermitsunite953 And in the wokeness bind them!

@thewandasncrediblechannel

16 күн бұрын

Omg😂

Sauron: 🙂 Elves: "You're Sauron!" Sauron: 🥸 Elves: "Must have been my imagination..."

George R.R. Martin is such a gaslighter! He knows it’s crap, it’s not just “change”.

@cynreiusacari3163

16 күн бұрын

He’s looking at it from the privileged position of being alive to have a say in things. It wasn’t long ago that he told the fandom he disliked fanfiction because asoiaf was his child like all of his other books.

@DiogenesDworkinson

16 күн бұрын

He's got big network deals to protect, and that's far easier money than writing those books that never come out.

@kathleenhensley5951

16 күн бұрын

Was he always such a fool, or it old age?

@zombifiedpariah7392

16 күн бұрын

You can see that same thousand yard stare the rest of these NPCs have. He's been brainwashed too.

@DiogenesDworkinson

16 күн бұрын

@@kathleenhensley5951 It's HBO money.

"i don't understand how people can come to hate something they once loved" George Martin. Well, say you come home after a hard day's work. You walk throught the door and find Jeffery Dalmer sitting in your wife's favorite chair, wearing her favorite dress, with her jewelry, and he says to you "hi darling, how was work?" _That_ is what fans are dealing with. The thing we loved is dead, an imposter sits on the throne.

@stevep7346

9 күн бұрын

And they want us to pay for it.

@1BadMotherLover

3 күн бұрын

What are you talking about? You are aware it’s just a television show. Tolkiens books and literature have not changed. The show is just a form of art from somebody else’s perspective like it or not.

Every time I see George say, "How could you come to hate something that you're supposed to love?" I want to ask him how that Winds of Winter book is coming.

@BurghezulDjentilom

16 күн бұрын

Here's the real answer - It isn't coming. No book takes 13+ years to write.

@andyt2979

16 күн бұрын

Maybe he loves it so much, he's keeping it all to himself. It's so spectacular, it has to be kept locked up, just to give every other book in the world half a chance.

@danielh5583

16 күн бұрын

It’s not coming it’s never coming. He probably doesn’t know how to write the ending of a story. It’s not so easy when you can’t just put in random twists cause you feel like it but have to actually wrap up the threads

@portalmanHUN

15 күн бұрын

His story is his legacy that he's going to leave behind for the world. It's what people are going to remember him by. And he's just ok with not finishing it. Shit's beyond me.

@kinagrill

15 күн бұрын

The respond would we ' well when it no longer is what I loved, that is why I hate it'.

‘I wasn’t represented, my disabilityyy’ Her disability is having one eye. I know about 3 instances of that in the Lord of the rings trilogy. They just lie.

@TyeDPod

15 күн бұрын

It was stupidity, and that was covered multiple times as well.

One Wig to Fool them all, and in the darkness Baffle them.

@clogs4956

16 күн бұрын

Should’ve used Head & Shoulders.

This “Sauron” looks like he’d get bullied by the real Sauron

@MusaFinderi

13 күн бұрын

Leave him for Morgoth

I need to add the wig of disguise +10 to my DnD game.

@quatore-5886

16 күн бұрын

😂

@christianefiorito3204

16 күн бұрын

Great idea

@FeedMeMister

16 күн бұрын

Crafting cost: 1,000,000,000gp

@sneeringimperialist6667

16 күн бұрын

1st edition had a hat of disguise that could become a wig or comb or ribbon...

@kinagrill

15 күн бұрын

It requires the 'Lies of an Amazonian' and 'paper with poor writing', along other mateirals to create.

Sauron, "I'm a master of disguise! All I did was put on this wig and nobody could tell it was me!!!"

@markgreenberg5825

16 күн бұрын

This show is crap, but in their defense that's still a better disguise than Superman's. All he did was put on a pair of glasses and I was willing to believe it worked for him.

@CharlesMartel-bd5du

16 күн бұрын

Stop it! He’s trans you bigot! Love is love! 😂 not really. This season looks even worse.

@johnmorris1009

16 күн бұрын

I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for that pesky Galadriel... 😂

@XiaoFury

16 күн бұрын

Nobody does it like Sailor Moon. She simply puts on a tiara, and her identity becomes the greatest mystery!

@Rob-uv6fb

16 күн бұрын

Clark Kent: Hold my beer.

My favorite part was when Galadrielc yelled "that's not Sauron," before ripping off his wig to reveal Mr. Henderson the old lighthouse keeper. What a twist!

@happychappy492

16 күн бұрын

with Scooby doo poking his head around from behind her

@DerekPower

16 күн бұрын

And everyone stood up and applauded.

@hafirenggayuda

16 күн бұрын

"Jinkies"

@CoolHardLogic

15 күн бұрын

@@DerekPower Empowerment!! 🙌

@portalmanHUN

15 күн бұрын

And then live action indian Velma walked in, I could barely hold my tears. This is cinema.

"How has everything become so toxic?" Well George, the writers have become incompetent thoughtless hateful hypocritical bigots that only value an audience that fundamentally can't grow. The more they change and inject their foul selves into things that have been loved, LITERALLY by generations, tell me it's not for me, or tell me I'm evil for being normal, I'm going to reject them and their work. Period. They are abusing IPs that were great the way they were. That fact is why it is an established franchise. I will never understand why they have been given an opportunity to infect these franchises with their vile divisive propaganda to begin with.

@skog4437

16 күн бұрын

I guess George is fortunate that no one has destroyed something he cherished? That's the only way I can see him saying that at this point

@devlinallistair-zx5by

16 күн бұрын

He's disingenuous. He knows the reasons.

@MamaMOB

16 күн бұрын

Whenever he says that I just want to ask him how he feels about being handed a piece of shit and being told it's a piece of chocolate. That's how we feel.

@BurghezulDjentilom

16 күн бұрын

​@@MamaMOBgood. Putting it in food terms means maybe he can understand.

@pepita2437

16 күн бұрын

Absolutely agree. Why should i love something which was chnaged so much it's absolutely unrecognizable?

"An evil, ancient and powerful has returned" "Someone in a wheelchair?" Russel T Davies

@ThriftingSquirrel

16 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@kinagrill

15 күн бұрын

Oh god, I saw that new, what, Daggerheart rpg system that's in trial period had one of it's skill-type cards look like some dude in a medieval-themed wheelchair.... in the middle of mountainrange snow XD It was just.... WHY!?

@jacquelineking5783

14 күн бұрын

Inclusivity, because in a world of magical healing people will keep an inability to walk obviously. There is no way a different social context would arise with magic fixits for issues we can't do anything about. Okay so it could work but you have to explain it. Like healing magic is gatekept by the powerful, it takes too much to fix something, or you are willing to keep the handicap because of past trauma or as an object lesson. Also depending on tech it shouldn't necessarily just be a wheel chair either.

@kinagrill

14 күн бұрын

@@jacquelineking5783 Or it can be a mark of service. a soldier can choose to stay one-armed and get a pension. a show of worthy sacrifice so to speak.

@kaykutcher2103

12 күн бұрын

Russell, if you see someone in a wheelchair doing something bad and then assume that all those with chairs are evil then the problem is you...

"What can men do against such reckless cringe?"

Somehow Rings of Power returned.

@theelder4797

16 күн бұрын

Haha ⚡⚡⚡ Rey, Palpatine and Sauron.

@Rob-uv6fb

16 күн бұрын

Season 2 has to be dumped in Mt Doom.

@happychappy492

16 күн бұрын

somehow they are already making season 3...the message must get through

@ricardotorres5524

16 күн бұрын

What are you talking about? It's the most viewed series in Prime. Even over Fallout.

@happychappy492

16 күн бұрын

@@ricardotorres5524 That is not even remotely true , it is not that popular which they even admit themselves

Gladriel in this show, is NOT Tolkien's Gladriel. Not even close. The opposite, actually.

@kinagrill

15 күн бұрын

Guyladriel.

I'm trying really hard to imagine someone seeing a person in a wheelchair and thinking: "Oh no, the sign of evil!" 😂

@Aspie_Aunty

16 күн бұрын

Haven't you seen the Downs Regiment of ISIS? 😂

"If you don't like it, don't watch it." If you do like it (as you claim), stop changing it.

@RoseBaggins

16 күн бұрын

Right?

@antonkovalenko364

15 күн бұрын

Simple, really.

@narunatsu1

14 күн бұрын

Exactlyyyy, some of us like things the way they are. Why can they just make an original plot? Instead of butchering the original?? I just don't get it

@MatejZizanovic

12 күн бұрын

​@@narunatsu1 Because Amazon doesnt have the rights to Silmarilion - nobody does and nobody will have until 2043. They can only use the names and the setting, NOT the story as it was written. This is what most people shitting on the show dont understand.

By George Martin's logic, we can just throw a 'Game of Thrones' logo on a 1990's 'Power Rangers' VHS tape... And fans should just love n' consuuuuuume it regardless.

@HangMrH

16 күн бұрын

Only if this shit is that good, power rangers is at least entertaining to children at the time

@zombifiedpariah7392

16 күн бұрын

Don't ask questions. Just consume product and then get excited for next product. 🤖

@MamaMOB

16 күн бұрын

Exactly! It's mind-boggling! Just because you call something something doesn't make it that thing. You can call me tall all you want but I'm 5'2.

@ThePassablePlayer

16 күн бұрын

To be fair, power rangers was better than game of thrones at the end.

@whynot5568

16 күн бұрын

Sometimes I wonder about that geezer

It's not canon, it's just expensive fan fiction.

@Lonovavir

16 күн бұрын

A badly overpriced LARP.

@grokeffer6226

16 күн бұрын

And they aren't really actual fans. They're just posing as fans.

@xBobTheGamerx

11 күн бұрын

They all talk about things they didn’t like about LOTR and yet they say they are fans.

@Elena-cd8ky

Күн бұрын

Usually fanfictions are made from people who love the original story. These people seem to hate Tolkien more than anything else😂

Gasp He’s wearing a wig! Yeah. That’ll fool a cast as dumb as this. Sauron ftw

@Adam-sd2ow

16 күн бұрын

Leglolas wig wasn't great but it looks fantastic in comparison to this dress up box monstrosity.

@ImNotLuthien

16 күн бұрын

@@Adam-sd2ow Wasn´t great? Dude Idk what you are talking about but he used to spend 3 hours in make up before filming. You did watch the film with your eyes closed.

@Adam-sd2ow

16 күн бұрын

@@ImNotLuthien I don't mean it was absolutely terrible, it just looked a bit off sometimes but certainly better than this rings of power sh*t.

@melrobertson2743

9 күн бұрын

​@@Adam-sd2owSpirit Halloween/Party City had a sale too good to pass up for the production team

They piss on the story, piss on the fans, piss on the lore and piss on Tolkiens whole creation - and they still expect to be successful? Are they stupid or something?

@CoolHardLogic

15 күн бұрын

Some combination of stupidity and unbelievable arrogance. That new diversity dwarf epitomises it.

@MoralMonster

15 күн бұрын

You get a golden shower, she gets a golden shower, EVERY ONE GETS A GOLDEN SHOWER!!!! 🍌🍋🌞

@MatejZizanovic

12 күн бұрын

Amazon doesnt have the rights to Silmarilion - nobody does and nobody will have until 2043. They can only use the names and the setting, NOT the story as it was written. This is what most people shitting on the show dont understand.

I remember someone asked one of the "super fans" while the show was airing what she thought of it, and her answer was "I don't know because I only have time to watch one show. House of the Dragon is amazing BTW." 😂😂

@MorgothBagluir

16 күн бұрын

You can't make this sh!t up🤣🤣🤣

Sauron's forehead is massive.

@jamdat909

16 күн бұрын

That's where the he hides his rings. 😅

@Hinatachan360

16 күн бұрын

That's not a forehead. That's a fivehead.

@Zenocrate

16 күн бұрын

A telltale sign of an ineptly fitted wig. It’s as if the makeup department wanted to participate in the contest to fail most flagrantly.

@johnmorris1009

16 күн бұрын

Maybe the got the wrong idea about Sauron being big-headed. Sauron's ego is massive and he believes in his superiority over all other life, so he's big headed in that sense. Not in appearance. I think they got it mixed up 😂

@ColinMulcahy-tq7xh

16 күн бұрын

YES! YES! That’s exactly what I saw first. That forehead is massive. Dude looks like megamind. Cheers, Colin.

Ah the show that launched a thousand KZread channels

I still can't get over that 'if Sauron is hot, I can fix him' line. That's like saying 'if Satan is hot, I can fix him'-- or in more relatable terms to such a mindset, I guess, 'If only I were Mustache Man's boyfriend instead of Eva Braun, all that WWII nonsense could've been averted 😘'.

@Lonovavir

16 күн бұрын

To think, we could've averted WW2 if some women had "fixed" Mussolini and Stalin.

@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro

16 күн бұрын

It’s like that one woman who made a tiktok addressed to Putin, telling him how if she’d been his mom, he would’ve been so loved he wouldn’t have turned out the way he did 💀 it was so, so weird

@ChazCharlie1

16 күн бұрын

Given the nature of Hell, I imagine Satan is smoking hot.

@PatriceBoivin

16 күн бұрын

It's like in Smart Women, Foolish Choices in the 1980s where the psychologist warned women that The Rat cannot be changed -- now called Chad. Many women love to chase their Chads, I suspect that's what Amazon's writers are driving toward here, to make it into some weird romance.

@zombifiedpariah7392

16 күн бұрын

That part made me sick to my stomach. That thing he said before that about "forbidden romances" was so rapey 🤢🤮

Sauron acting like LeClerc from Allo Allo... Lifts glasses " it is I,LeSaroun".. Celebrimbor realising Galadriel helped him make the rings.." you stupid woman..."

@Alph413

16 күн бұрын

Solid one mate!

@CD-Gaming

16 күн бұрын

And now I can't unsee it! And I don't care!

@johnmorris1009

16 күн бұрын

More like Charles Leclerc.

@DontReadMyProfilePicture566

16 күн бұрын

Don't read my name!

@Locahaskatexu

16 күн бұрын

Yeah, and followed by René's deadpan reaction of "Man of a thousand faces.... Every one the same." 🤣

"Fly, you fools! But not without your wig securely fastened!"

Mr. Martin can make all the changes he wants to his works, but, no one, absolutely no one, who is so wholly unrelated and unconnected to Professor Tolkien, has the right to change so much as a comma in any of the good Professor's works. They are his stories.

@christianefiorito3204

16 күн бұрын

He has no problem with his dragon tv

@marychocolatefairy

16 күн бұрын

Yeah, he's being highly hypocritical. He refuses to have anyone but him work on the GoT books, even in the event he doesn't finish them himself. But it apparently makes LOTR fans "toxic" for objecting when a couple of rejects with no writing credits (and who barely know Tolkien beyond the PJ films) come in and claim they're writing the story Tolkien never wrote and doing it better.

@GreasyBeasty

16 күн бұрын

​@@marychocolatefairy For real, like the guy saying, "I'd love a forbidden love story of an elf and a human." They'd have at least two well known examples if they just invested a little time in the books.

@rocketta.chique5761

16 күн бұрын

George out here acting like Denethor

@napoleonfeanor

16 күн бұрын

​@@GreasyBeastyit's not even forbidden. They just think it's a bad idea because humans have such a short expiration date and there's the problem with the different afterlife, too.

In my country, the top comment says "who knew Clark Kent was Superman"

@MorgothBagluir

16 күн бұрын

Oi you're sexy😋

"We're seeing the chess pieces move." Yeah but half the pieces are missing, someone has scratched a peeni on D1 and there's a snot stuck on the white queen.

@DH-xw6jp

16 күн бұрын

What's that one quote about a pigeon? Never play chess with a pigeon, because it will knock over all the pieces, crap on the board, then strut around like it won before flying away. Yeah. This show is the pigeon.

@walkir2662

16 күн бұрын

I only see her chest peices move...

One wig to fool them all One wig to blind them One wig from Amazon Which you can pre buy now. (Pointy ears not included in the box)

I can't wait for season 2 to finally come out! I've been looking forward to this for two years! Watching Disparu take a big, steamy dump all over it is awesome!

@hermitsunite953

16 күн бұрын

August 29th. Mark your calendar

Best bit: Elves see Sauron: "Its Sauron get him" Sauron runs around a corner and puts on a comedy moustache. Elves following "He's vanished, truly his necromancy beyond measure".

Thanks to The Rings of Power, the world is able to produce cheap renewable electricity by harnessing the energy of JRR Tolkien rolling over in his grave.

I never realized how much I needed a Brit complaining about horrible television until I met Disparu. Thank you (mate).

I now NEED Gollum in this wig, and then taking it off and brushing it, whispering _my precious_ 😅

that style of sword guard pose isn't meant to be used on such a small blade, they're meant to be longer - it's actually a type of Katana sword form and relies on the length of the blade to work properly as it acts as both parry and slashing depending on the use. Someone on staff saw the FFVII rebirth game and was into the Sephiroth stance and thought Gaylaydrial would be cool looking like that.

@boobah5643

11 күн бұрын

Pretty sure a similar stance was sometimes used with hand-and-a-half swords... but again, larger weapon, since those are about the same length as a katana.

@odojang

10 күн бұрын

Remember in S1 the inverted riding posture to slash at (too far away) enemies while riding by? That's the comicbook-type of fight choregraphy you can expect again.

dude the ad break for this video was a trailer for HOUSE OF THE DRAGON! everyones trolling rings of power! :P

@Ramsey276one

15 күн бұрын

KZread CARES TM XD

''Just random scenes of two-second clips put together as if they're scared of youtube copyrighting themself''😂

Its funny how Tolkien said he absolutely dislikes allegory multiple times, yet thats rhe entire show lol

Superfans s1 from Spain hurt the most because a couple of them were content creators I'd follow for years(even have their signatures) and they sold out completely. They made their careers with "edgy" avant-garde humor and calling out mediocrity in movies, shows etc. Evil corrupts, it can't create.

@dw1419

15 күн бұрын

Uf ¿quiénes eran?

Muh gurl Guyladriellll! 😂

@zombifiedpariah7392

16 күн бұрын

You just know the second she's done promoting this trash, she's gonna forget every single thing about it. 😂

@johnmorris1009

16 күн бұрын

Ah yes, that fairest and wisest of all elves; the one who abandoned her followers to die on the mountainside, who loves verbally abusing Elrond, got on the Numenoreans nerves so much that they locked her up, and who loves butchering her enemies. What a gal 🤣

@ImNotLuthien

16 күн бұрын

You needed to to touch the wound, didnt u

@ImNotLuthien

16 күн бұрын

@@johnmorris1009 The powerful wise elf.... who needs a fucking dagger. It´s like Gandalf using a bow.

@smpdevelopments

16 күн бұрын

hahahahahahahahaah 🤮

Thank God for you, Disparu. I don't have to watch this turd, I just have to watch your hilarious, accurate takes.

The Wigs of Power

@Ramsey276one

15 күн бұрын

7:02 XD

Oh God, the ROP showrunners are gonna f*** up Flash Gordon next.

@Hinatachan360

16 күн бұрын

What? They had better not!

@M167A1

16 күн бұрын

I can always go back and watch Flesh Gordon

@Hinatachan360

16 күн бұрын

@@M167A1 That's one of my favorite movies. The music Queen composed for the movie is epic.

@josepnebotrius872

16 күн бұрын

Flash Gordon is the Best Bad Sci-fi film. So they will do a: "Hold my beer."

Sauron couldn't woo Guyladriel because he lacked a good wigman.

A "Hot Sauron" is one heck of a dirty act.

@upschutt4842

16 күн бұрын

Stupid sexy Sauron

@Lonovavir

16 күн бұрын

Perhaps he'll also be a Billionaire with a "special room". Galadriel can be freaky.

@quatore-5886

16 күн бұрын

It's like hot Hitler

@johnmorris1009

16 күн бұрын

The weird thing is that the "super fan" said that before the show was even released. So it wasn't even as though he was swooning over the guy who played Halbrand / Sauron. He was swooning over the notion of some evil dark lord! Good job they never said much about Morgoth, otherwise his underpants would have been catapulted across the room...

@christianefiorito3204

16 күн бұрын

Never knew zhat Sauron was a crossdresser

Tolkien Super Fans!!!!! The gift that keeps on giving.

That "My Girl Galadriel" chick does Harry Potter content. I have yet to see her LotR content.

@josepnebotrius872

16 күн бұрын

There is no Tolkien content. But they are super fans... Of Harry potter

@marychocolatefairy

16 күн бұрын

I think she gets paid/compensated by studios to do promos for them. E.g. she reacted to a Wheel of Time trailer, as though she was excited for it, but then never mentioned the show when it was actually on. And she also did a vid that was marked as an "ad" that was about Doctor Who coming to (iirc) BBC iplayer.

@TheSuperappelflap

15 күн бұрын

@@marychocolatefairy No way! Influencers get paid money to shill for corporations? Who would have thought.

I’m done watching this show after suffering through season 1 but I’m highly anticipating Disparu breakdown episodes. Thanks for all the great content.

"if you dont like it, dont watch it," CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

@mlapointej

16 күн бұрын

Deal

@jessejames8900

16 күн бұрын

But why is nobody's watching??!

Did Martin really say that he doesnt understand how people can hate something they love? Unreal

@under-dog5390

15 күн бұрын

Dude still probably mad season 8 of GoT's killed the entire series.

Disparu - "You practically have to Pause the thing to watch the trailer!" "Is that Harry Potter on a broomstick playing Quiddich???"

I have severe COPD. I never see myself represented.

@Darkstar-se6wc

16 күн бұрын

Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease?

@nexus_of_a_crisis

16 күн бұрын

But he/she/they/it got his/her/them/its three seconds of attention, and a huge rush of dopamine.

The Dark Side of the Wig is strong with this one ... but oh so pretty.

Dude looks like "We have Matt Smith at home"

I don't want to see 'me' in Beverly Hills Cop. It'd be a sh*t movie, if I was in it. I want to see Eddie Murphy, who is admired for his character in that movie, not his skin colour. ✌😄

@shadf7902

16 күн бұрын

I see myself in every movie. Hint: I am human 😂😂😂😂

@JohnSmith-ux3tt

16 күн бұрын

Axel Foley is black? I didn't realize.

@gabrielplattes6253

16 күн бұрын

@@shadf7902 😂

@gabrielplattes6253

16 күн бұрын

@@JohnSmith-ux3tt 😂🤙

@danielh5583

16 күн бұрын

Imagine if terminator were some blue haired tweaker from Portland. People like these are so desperate for “representation” because they are so useless and depressed in their own lives

Does this mean more “superfans”?? ie…people who have NEVER read the books!

@manoz6194

16 күн бұрын

yeah where are they for this season? they are superfans afterall lol

@ImNotLuthien

16 күн бұрын

You don´t need to read the source material to be interested in something. This is people is not guilty of not reading the books, but to see shit that doesnt have to do anything with the series and just falling for an obvious political agenda. "Muh gurl Galadriel"

@GIBBO4182

16 күн бұрын

@@ImNotLuthienI’ve never read the books, but surely to call yourself a “superfan” that should be a prerequisite

@danpalmer7676

16 күн бұрын

Yeah,we need to hear from The gang of four,so we can piss ourselves laughing at the obnoxious cretins.

@yeahaboutthatthough3656

4 күн бұрын

​@@ImNotLuthienSuperfans don't merely feign to be interested. They imagine they are 'superfans' 😅

This is going to carry on either until entertainment is killed off, or people make their own.

Galadriel goes full Alec Baldwin, shooting the camera man, rightfully taking over his place as the worst person ever.

Galadriel: "It was old man Sauron, ALL ALONG!!!" *rips wig off of Sauron* Elves: "ZOINKS!!!"

If Sauron then you should have put a wig on it, If you're Sauron then you should have put a wig on it, Don't be mad when everybody laughs at it, 'Cause you're Sauron with a stupid looking wig on it

@milomacdonald4980

16 күн бұрын

Reminds me of Friday Night Tykes salon selectives

@starryeyedwho

16 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

@Ramsey276one

15 күн бұрын

Thanks for THAT Loving it! XD

The guy pissing on the castle wall was the most entertaining scene from this entire series.

@MoralMonster

15 күн бұрын

It was a strong golden stream of a premonition.

You definitely deserve more recognition for this!

@reservoirdude92

16 күн бұрын

Why do people like bot comments 😂

@dan8a

16 күн бұрын

@@reservoirdude92 it's more bots liking the bot comments, they do this to bump them, it's not actually people liking them. Other KZreadrs also bump their comments with bot likes to get more recognition in other channels.

@totomen666

16 күн бұрын

@@reservoirdude92 Because of "хроники вадика"

Sauron was an evil, psychopathic spirit but now hes barely above the humans in behaviour and appearance.

@lmahu6627

16 күн бұрын

Sauron's motivation to control Middle-earth was driven by a need of harmony, believe it or not. He is the foil of his master Melkor, who sought to control Middle-earth out of envy of the rest of the Valar, who can create when he cannot. To bad this show doesn't show that, given that the showrunners know nothing of the lore.

@under-dog5390

15 күн бұрын

@@lmahu6627 Now its UwU Sauron pointy ear edition.

House of the Dragon trolling Rings of Power is awesome and I am here for it. 😂

@liamwright2510

15 күн бұрын

why what did HOTD do to mock them?

A billion dollar nightmare...with cheap wigs...it's like hiding in a room with a lampshade over your head.

@MoralMonster

15 күн бұрын

Fans: I see you! Amazon: what! No you don't!

Prime member here. Because I order stuff. A lot. I often find myself browsing prime video... and not watching anything.

There's so much bullshit in this minute and a half I can't even start as a LotR fan. I think the fact Ar Pharazon is riding an eagle is probably the most disgusting bastardization of the lore that no one can legitimately defend it.

@director5193

16 күн бұрын

But there was no rider on the eagle

@DavidTMSN

14 күн бұрын

Felony charge. Jail time.

Lets not forget the hired an intimacy coordinator... This show should be cast back into the fire.

@emiliaEA0304

8 күн бұрын

They did WHAT?!

@Linkman247

8 күн бұрын

@@emiliaEA0304 yup. They did. Because that's what LotR needed....

@emiliaEA0304

5 күн бұрын

@@Linkman247 that's absolutelly crazy, I hate what they're doing with all the epic fantasy stories. Wheel of time, this, just fuck this shit

Disparu getting more engagement than the series he is reviewing will always make my day.

You can see how absolutely clueless these people are by the way Don Lemonless holds his bow. Season 2 is done and i'd bet he still hasn't actually shot an arrow.

I nearly forgot the guy pissing in the corner of that "fan" round table or whatever it was, thank you Disparu, you made me remember the laughs I had at that idiotic sight!

the only thing about this I am looking forward to, are you and Nerdrotic doing videos about it.

Many years ago, I ran a middle=earth rpg set in the east. I named it the Untold Trilogy One of my players wanted to be a wizard and so played as the blue wizard Pallando. Along with a human knight, a wood elf ranger, a werebear rogue, and two dwarven brothers who occasionally fought inbetween drinking homemade dwarven ale. The campaign had the Easterlings as the main protagonists, the evil faction led by Alatar (the other blue wizard), who had been corrupted by the influence of Morgoths spirit. Alatar rode on a blue crystal dragon and had two balrog bodyguards. The party aided in the Easterlings civil war, and eventually succeed. Through many adventures the party travelled through enchanted forests filled with kaukareldar (evil fey), the keep of the frozen barrow king. The underneath, deep below the earth where the city of deep towers lay, ruled by the Nauglath (evil deep dwarfs), who tended the vats of Umalar (where Morgath created monsters). Through the swamps of cragmire barrow filled with mirelurk spiders, huge fell beasts, crebain and the great hag with her oloh-hai (trolls). The party learned how to free the good easterling from Morgoths influence and how to fight for their freedom. One of the most profound moments was when the players sought refuge in the elven city of Ithil-Rana (moon spirit) and found it empty and ransacked, only to learn that Morgoth had turned every man, woman and child into orcs for Saurons army. Also, here were the calcified forms of treants, one of the last known refuge for the entwives, as Pallando summarised. In the penultimate final battle on the Steppes of Hithlum, below Mount Kratos, the fifty thousand strong easterling army and their oliphaunts, along with wainriders, fought against the now free easterlings, and their grizzly bear mounts. The party, along with the stone giants of Kratos, fought Alatars forces in Castle Azure, high up upon Mount Kratos. In an act of selfless sacrifice, the player of Pallando frees alatar from the grasp of Morgoths spirit. Like Gandalf, Pallando is sent back to complete his task, to the surprise of the other players mourning from his death. The two blue wizards, now reunited as brothers, control the elements from high upon mount Kratos to change the course of the battle below. While the rest of the party charge onto the battlefield, flying down on the backs of the giant falcons of Freya, who were summoned by Alatar. The battle is finally won, and the players are exuberant with the victory. I ordered pizza for everyone as they sat back, taking a break for a bit. They really felt like they'd been fighting for their lives for the 3 hours that the battle had lasted. I then read the final monologue describing the end of the campaign as they ate their pizza. As a reward, the players learned that the number of Easterlings that aided Sauron during the war was greatly reduced, and Pallando earned the name East-helper, as referenced in the wiki. Everyone felt like they had actually played a part in the movies, it was such a wholesome ending. This would make for a better story than what these people are creating on Amazon.

@TheSuperappelflap

15 күн бұрын

That sounds awesome

"Definitely not Sauron" returns for season 2

"...and while some may say that it's petty - and it IS -" LOL

Your content is fresh, keep it going!

I need a setting that plays a special Jingle whenever disparu drops a new video. You are my favorite! Most entertaining guy on KZread tho despot and drinker come close 🏆

ROP: "Give me the meat, and give it to me raw" Me: Well, that Tolkien fella was a real wordsmith!

"Nobody cared who I was until I put on the wig."

The people who ship Sauron and Morgoth write and draw him incredibly better. Let that sink in! (I should know, I still got a tumblr)

Another funny thing to point out I think is the armor on that guy in House of the Dragon looks much higher quality than the armors of Rings of Power even though it has less budget.

You know it's going to be good. There's a "BWAAAAAAAH" sound in the trailer. That's always a mark of quality.

House of the Dragon dropped its trailer on Rings of Power like Dorothy dropped her Auntie Em's House on that Wicked-Ass Witch.

@MoralMonster

15 күн бұрын

👠👠 stealing those slips quick.

@rextucker3184

15 күн бұрын

@@MoralMonster Nice.

I'll watch all the KZread discussion on RingsOfPrime but watch none of the Amazon production. Feels like friends I haven't seen for a year.

Your research and prep for your videos is awesome, Disparu. Your ability to recall things said years ago to tie in is superb and we very much appreciate not letting us or these people forget the drivel they spew!

The only good thing out of this are the memes and that many KZreadrs are able to make more content. And remember: the C... is always right!

S1: Galadriel suspects Sauron is alive. He reveals himself. S2: Galadriel struggles to convince the patriarchy that Sauron is back. Sauron, in disguise, causes mischief that makes Galadriel look paranoid. The patriarchy tells her she 'Must not tell lies', but she finds an ally in the dwarves. S3: Sauron rounds up peaceful creatures to hold in camps. Galadriel stress eats until Gandalf gives her a pep talk. The halflings prove the power of friendship and tell Sauron thats he's mean. Galadriel defeats a whole army by herself. S4: Sauron gathers the Easterlings and Wild Men to his cause. Galadriel turns down Elronds proposal because she considers him a friend. The halflings help Gandalf discover his memories through the power of friendship. S5: Sauron has slaughtered countless innocents, but Galadriel still sees the good in him. The halflings teach their clan the power of friendship. The dwarves and elves put aside their differences due to the power of friendship. Gandalf is inspired by friendship. Galadriel unites everyone, but they are ultimately saved from battle as she initiates a two state solution and everyone agrees to live in peace. Sauron flirts with Galadriel but looses his physical form after using his power to curse Middle Earth, removing all their melanin. And thus ends this epic saga.

I’m going to love watching you rip this story apart.

The most entertaining things about the release of the season 2 RoP trailer were the comment section and HBO dropping the HotD season 2 trailer.

Guys did you notice that Sauron wig was styled, his hair was tangled into hair bow. LOL .

Hobbits rest in peace 1937-2024. Lord of ring rest in peace 1954-2024.

@kathleenhensley5951

16 күн бұрын

It's only dead for a period. If Evil comes back, after a time, so does good, to oppose evil. The universe grows out of balance and then the balance is reestablished. Long after this woke generation passes a way, a new generation will rediscover Tolkien and fall love with his story. That is what God, does, in real life. Yes, Sauron was there to destroy and rule, but so was Bilbo, Frodo and Gandalf.

@MorgothBagluir

16 күн бұрын

Nah

Not Wahmen of Power season 2. Now my day is ruined. Thank goodness Disparu will take the brunt of the cringe for us. You've done us a great service.

It's back and still absolutely trash