The immediate voice change when he notices we're awake 😭 pls thats so funny

@chaoticmoron-zl6nv

2 жыл бұрын

I just imagine waking up with a killer headache and saying look can we drop the formalities wtf do you want

@orisimi7595

2 жыл бұрын

LITERALLY I LOST IT

@S4tism

2 жыл бұрын

So ”intimidating“

@Getalifeordie37

Жыл бұрын

It's it! And when he did it I said " nahh you cant change your voice now"

@angeltrejo3702

Жыл бұрын

😁

"yes of course I pay you enough to afford medical bills what do I look like Jeff bezos" BAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BEST QUOTE

@kayq3231

2 жыл бұрын

He may be a villain but he's not a monster lol.

@nights_the_nightingale

Жыл бұрын

Professionals have standards

Villain and Hero having a emotional conversation* *The evil crew eavesdropping and silently sobbing in the background*

@Noya._.0n-_-Paws

Жыл бұрын

This comment made my day a lot better 😂

@mehmoop6306

Жыл бұрын

God loves you and take care. But also bro I can see this happening.

@Tay_yay

Жыл бұрын

Why can I see that

Don: They said a pit of fire wasn't safe. can u believe that!?! Me sitting there tied up: *oh no please tell me more.*

"You look terrible, no offense" Me, who gets called a villain more from my power and was taking on a zombie army: Well dang I wonder why-

Is it just me who laughed when he asked if we want some coffe- Like the dude just kidnapped us and asking if we want coffe? Wha?🗿

@CheekyDxvil

2 жыл бұрын

@@ciricce ur name tho- 💀👍

@mehmoop6306

Жыл бұрын

That is kinda interesting. God loves you and Jesus died and rose for you. Take care. Byee.

How bruh gon kidnap up then ask if we want coffee 😭✋

@DonLeeVA

2 жыл бұрын

Just cause I'm a bad guy, doesn't mean I'm a *Bad* guy

@liamsakura6875

2 жыл бұрын

@@DonLeeVA you right you right

My head cannon for every villain and hero is that they are best friends. The villain just tried to ruin the city so they could spend time with the hero.

@tiathomas734

Жыл бұрын

new story?????

And hol up Duckman.....man who throws rubber ducks.......😶.....I'd go to college instead of fighting that guy I'm sorry 👀

@crestianroxas4782

2 жыл бұрын

I'd get an air canon to shoot them back for a couple times before going back to college... duckman... that's just a ducked up foe to face...

“We ended up exchanging cape advice” :0 no-no capes

@AnxietyRiddenKay-Lee

2 жыл бұрын

@Limin xoxo Very much so

@Lizzy3D

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe that was the advice x)

@kellyntaylor8184

Жыл бұрын

“No Capes!”

@Daughter_of_Lillith

11 ай бұрын

*NO CAPES!!!!!*

“i mean honestly. theres only a certain amount of times you can have a duck thrown in your FACE by a man in spandex before you start considering going back to college.” LMFAO?!?!??!

1:06 I get you’re a villain and you’re trying to be intimidating but you don’t have to deep in your voice. I’ve been damselized……help. 💞💕 enemies with benefits💕💞

Dude he went from sassy best boi to evil mans, then to concerned UwU boi

7:36 btw my cape advice is to have it clip on and off. If you ever get it caught in a tornado, jet engine, etc, you can simply unclip it. Very dramatic too if thrown off just before the battle gets serious.

@human._.4635

2 жыл бұрын

“Incredibles” flashbacks

@mehmoop6306

Жыл бұрын

​@@human._.4635 Right that's was I was thinking, like "is that a reference?" God loves you all and take care. Much love from God and from me.

I’m glad the villain actually cares about our healthy relationship. We have a scheduled fights, we only fight each other. We’re the definition of frenemies

as soon as I heard “beacon of hope” why did I think of all might 😞

@DonLeeVA

2 жыл бұрын

"Eat this"

@randomd2146

2 жыл бұрын

@@DonLeeVA 💀

@xxcringeycookiezxx3441

2 жыл бұрын

@@DonLeeVA 💀✋

@simplysociopathic211

2 жыл бұрын

My first thought was Superman 🤚🏻😂

@TakashiDemonServant

Жыл бұрын

@DonLee 🤣🤣🤣

Friend: I would love to date a hero! So he can rescue me and we can go anywhere in the world!! Me: Ugh, hell no! I would rather date a Villain. Friend: Why!? Villains are evil!! Me: Hero's have to pretend to be normal, mild mannered people who work average jobs. A villain normally has loads of money so, financially stable for one! I do not want to have to worry about my 'average joe' superhero boyfriend getting fired if he loses his temper or for some other bull like that. Two: I would be well protected and safe at all times, which again is a plus!! With heroes, you have to constant worry that the old lady you just helped across the street isn't secretly a bad guy and figured out you are dating Mr. Save the Day! The paranoia will drive you insane and not to mention they will be gone more often than they are home with you which will put a strain on your relationship. At least with a Villain, they can plan things for months in advance and if something does happen last minute, it is rare that it happens around their loved ones. And three: the most inportant fact for me is that a Hero will only kill when they have little to no choice or you are dead. A Villain will gladly burn the world for you simply because you stubbed hour toe or got a splinter! Friend: ...... You really thought this out. Me: I had a "I wanna marry Superman" phase and then realized that I would end up either a)dead, b) killing him or c) breaking up/divorcing him. So yeah... A villain please!

@Lilac_sketch

Жыл бұрын

Good argument. I agree with you,villains are more amazing then hero’s 😌 Heros are over rated.

@Kagenoaki

Жыл бұрын

@@Lilac_sketch Thank you! My friend is mad at me for bursting his bubble! XD

@Lilac_sketch

Жыл бұрын

@@Kagenoaki XD no problem

@lizzy.lucky7

Жыл бұрын

See someone gets the other side of it 😂

@Kagenoaki

Жыл бұрын

@@lizzy.lucky7 Thank you! *Bow*

I like how he was so fed up about the camera thing and them hitting us 😂

Love the villiany 101 explanation

Me: *waking up* Him: *gives me a villain speech* Me: oh hell nah, I think Imma go back to sleep. I'm not listening to this speech. G'd Night~ 😴 🤣 (I'm sorry if my english is bad.I'm from germany)

@Daughter_of_Lillith

2 жыл бұрын

@@sinawalter966 cool 😁

@vincezockt127

2 жыл бұрын

Eyyyy noch ein deutscher hier

@Daughter_of_Lillith

2 жыл бұрын

@@vincezockt127 hallo 👋😊

@seraphi3387

2 жыл бұрын

Your English is great!

@Daughter_of_Lillith

2 жыл бұрын

@@seraphi3387 thanks 😊

Ok this is absolutely adorable, he's so precious

The Jeff Bezos reference made me spill my drink 😂😂

this is giving me the lego joker vibes in the best way possible

He seems like the kind of guy to have tea with when he isn't working

Villain: can’t you see I’m in the middle of something? Me: can’t you see I don’t care?

@Daughter_of_Lillith

11 ай бұрын

SLAYYY!!!

Him: the ancient are grat Me: what do you mean by the ancient are grat??

Damsel in distress DAMSEL IN DISTRESS ya you right anyways

This guy knocked the lights outta me

me: *sees adam taures* also me: *fanboying intensefies*

*people* *who* *watch* *rwby* *screaming* *right* *now*

I see Adam Taurus i click!! RWBY ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Aww best "villian" friend ever, think I would fall in love with someone like that, he so freaking cute.😍 And I love the voice changes. You did an awesome job 👏👏👏👏

Why are you looking at me like tha- oh. 𝙎𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙣 😭 I'm dead

Why is that so cute 🤣

All might vibes...

Is- is that Adam- Brb gonna call Blake & Yang-

@idkwatulooking1130

2 жыл бұрын

I know right!

@KerfootsLovR

2 жыл бұрын

The only reason I'm here is for Adam ☝️😩

@kaylastrickland8191

2 жыл бұрын

IKR AHHHHHH

@autiedaughtie8277

2 жыл бұрын

@@KerfootsLovR omg me too! XD

@ExtraOne21

2 жыл бұрын

Oh god, Blake and Yang have to kill him again. Maybe thars a part of his Fanu- no, can't be. How is he still alive?

It wasnt rwby and i did hear some mha references too which i also really like. Buuut this script was hilarious. There relationship is sooo funny. I definitely enjoyed listening.

Me: wait so you ordered people to kidnapped me just to check on me? I mean you could’ve asked me to go to your house but oh well 🤷🏻‍♀️

I'm so bad at self care I WOULD need my nemesis to check on me.

@Getalifeordie37

Жыл бұрын

Same

There's another person who used the exact same script, but the differences between the two VAs is so amusing, that both are jems. Seriously, such a fun listen.

I’m sorry I didn’t hear your doom speech, I was laughing to hard at the voice check. 😂

The sudden voice change I can't 😭😭

It's hilarious actually imagining Adam Taurus being this nice to someone.

fighting duck man almost broke him

I wish Adam Taurus could have played a bigger role in the show

0:55 pfft no, Elon Musk

ADAM TAURUS IN THE ART THO- I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

THE VOICE CHANGE

NOT JEFF BEZOS 💀 God I love villian audios

@ravendark9032

2 жыл бұрын

Oh a side note bro got me crying

His plan is going to be to make a duck bomb to destroy all the rubber ducks-

Pls- Jeff Bezos is SENDING ME 😭😭

😂😂😂 I LOVE this!! From beginning to end you have me rofling

This was interesting but not bad, I liked how in the beginning he sounded all dorky and worried at first all to later make his voice seem deeper realizing we were awake and why the henchmen kept looking over at us. Bye, Jesus loves you died and rose for you. Take care everyone.

Plz I laughed when he said duck man he had a rubber duck his face before 😂😂😂😂😂

Awww this is just cute 💌💌💌

Hahaha! The voice change and medical bills is awesome!!

I just can't with the voice change its so funny

I want more of this masterpiece! 🥰 Part 2, maybe, please...

Love that the picture of the villain is literally Adam Tuarus from RWBY

The fact that he kinda sounds like Adam Taurus 😍🤩

Took me awhile to get the MHA references 😅 Great asmr I loved it!

MY HEART THIS IS SO WHOLESOME!! THE VILLAIN IS SO LOVABLE!!!!

Am I the only one who recognizes the photo villain 💀. Like I hate him…but like at the same time. Adam is fine

i need part 2 okay-

I love how changed his coice after saw as awake

I just imagine the ex-hero listener watching all this happen with complete deadpan until he got talking about villainy management...

I want a continuation

Great performance, thank you!! ❤❤ Hope there may be more for this story. Gotta love the minions and the voice.

Who knew villains had to listen to HR

I knew printer ink was owned by villains!!

The voice change got me laughing on the floor tbh

This is adorable dndjskw

Bruh imagine retiring from being a hero probably because you don't want to do it anymore or because it became tiring. And then THIS happens lol wot da fak

The person used as the villain is Adam Taurus from the web series RWBY

Who doesn't want to have a nemesis like this one?

1:00 I couldn't help laughing. Wonderful

Yesssssssss

Voice went from 18 to 45 real quick 😂

@Emerald-300

10 ай бұрын

And then to 16

Yo watch me pulse my muscles once and escape*megamind thigh boom*

Adam Taurus is so hot

don’t know why I thought of megamind while listening to this

Hellooo

why does this make think of chat noir and ladybug?

I don’t mean eny hate when I say this but isn’t this the exact same script as Green forest ASMR? It’s still really good and funny it’s just a question

@lmaChroma

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's not uncommon for VAs on here to share scripts with each other. I like that it gives each script so many different lives

Why couldn’t of been getting married and the hero promised their pregnant fiancé that they stop to be a husband and father

Isn't that someone in rwby

are u going out with you want to be able too get some sleep tonight and tomorrow I have to go back and forth between two people who don't know how much is it going today to get it done

I think @PicaroAudios copied the whole conversation but just with his voice