“To remove you from this world would be a crime.” Yeah dude it’s called murder😂

@sorryijinxedyou5792

2 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭

@Random_Froggy

2 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭

@T0rchKnight

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

@olivwat6443

Жыл бұрын

LMFAOAOAOOOO 💀💀💀

@FigurelyKid2810

Жыл бұрын

Lol

"You feel that, its a knife" Me: "Oh really? I thought it was dead fish pressed up against my neck" *Sarcasm noises*

@ily2762

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@just_alex1035

2 жыл бұрын

@« // 𝕭𝖆𝖒𝖒𝖞 \\ » OH NO HE'S GOT A SPOON (sorry I had to-)

@candykills5756

2 жыл бұрын

PFFT- 😂💀

@Random_Froggy

2 жыл бұрын

Bro I thought it was a Damm pillow!

@thelistener7750

2 жыл бұрын

@@Random_Froggy Reasonable assumption

*Assassin coming to kill me* Me: *politely declines because I like doing things myself*

@ObliviouzRomantic

2 жыл бұрын

I am ashamed I laughed way too hard at that.

@Cffeinekai

2 жыл бұрын

@@ObliviouzRomantic you ok?

@averyeiburu3362

2 жыл бұрын

Bro the entire time I was listening to this I was like “ Yo dude just give me the knife! It’s ok I want to die!”

@cathoe4220

2 жыл бұрын

@@averyeiburu3362 SAME

@baconsandwhich

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao 🤣💀💀

"If you make *any* noise-" Me : *sneeze*

@ily2762

2 жыл бұрын

Bless you~

@gigglinggiggler

2 жыл бұрын

Yes,give him covid

@l1.v.1d__19

2 жыл бұрын

@@gigglinggiggler Best gift ever, ✨Covid✨

@DonLeeVA

2 жыл бұрын

@@gigglinggiggler The flinstones gummies I had as a kid will kill it in a matter of seconds

@daisy_the_weirdo

2 жыл бұрын

@@DonLeeVA mine didn't work 😮‍💨

Him: “Do you feel that against your neck?” Me: *No?* Him: “This is… a knife” Me: *Oooo Kinky* Him: “If- wait what?”

@mango1548

2 жыл бұрын

Why would I say that 👁️👄👁️🤣

him "so this is what I think we can do-" me "you join us" him *tells listener about his idea* me "😐still, I like my idea better. you can become king!"

Him: " If you struggle or make any noise......." Me: *(*coughs*)* 👁👄👁

@redacted665

2 жыл бұрын

You wanna kill me? You take corona.

@jaiden_draws352

2 жыл бұрын

Covid: ima about to end your hole career

ah yes a self centered assassin confessing love to a boss babe noble 🤩💸

@mustafarustamzada3015

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@gothbunnyboy6455

2 жыл бұрын

gaslight💆‍♀️gatekeep🙅‍♀️girlboss😼

Assassin: you know what to do in the event there's an assassin right? Me: there... was a guidebook for that??

I love how the Assasin is still an assasin: extremely self centered. Like bruh I don't care about being with you, all I care about is saving my family and uniting both empires to bring peace to the people, when did this issue became about your narcissistic ass? Lmao got a little carried away there. But as always, great audio!!

@zeg1010exe

2 жыл бұрын

Girrrrrl I’m with you there.

@Cecilia-ky3uw

2 жыл бұрын

For me my decision will depend whether it looks good on the map, if both empires are united in the terrible way charles the 5th's empire was I would be saying hell no

"I'm wealthy, intelligent..." Not to mention humble, huh?

@DonLeeVA

2 жыл бұрын

"...Arrogant"

@daisy_the_weirdo

2 жыл бұрын

U ain't lying 🤣

So a narcissistic assassin and an absolute boss of a noble? I like it

“ It’s a knife” Oh really no shit I thought it was a damn Elmo stick *Weird noises*

@robertoyoy

2 жыл бұрын

e-elmo stick?

Hiya, I really appreciate the short breaks you put in it, giving us time to aswer. Makes it much more like rp. Good work. ^^ (Comes to my mind everytime I see this script) Assassin: "Do you really want to be stuck where you are?" Me: (not really thinking about it) "Between you and the bed? Could be worse, eh?" *giggles *

“**hush** I kill people for money, spying on you isn’t the thing to get upset about.” UHHH?? I have scoptophobia- IM GONNA BE UPSET REGARDLESS

Couldn’t the listener just marry into the blackmonts? Like why do we have to be adopted first? Either way great audio 👍

@yuummorosa

2 жыл бұрын

Marriages like this tend to bring families together, so this is actually the perfect solution. I would look at the assassin's reaction if the listener proposed marriage to him :D

@janiceagathashalomitha_9c_499

2 жыл бұрын

Yes I thought so tooo

@mommabutterfly496

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

@kaedatiger

2 жыл бұрын

Probably because the assassin is also adopted

@kohunji9267

2 жыл бұрын

I feel as though marrying into the blankmonts would just end the rivalry, which meant it had an advantage to the listener's family as well. That's not what he wants. What he wants is taking the family's best threat, thus abandoning the family and getting adopted by the blankmonts, but he also wants you as his. Getting adopted and getting together with a blankmont means that the listener's family has zero to gain from this, and it's almost as if you were killed, because you are no longer considered a threat if you side with the blankmonts instead. You asking this made me ponder about it too, but this is the best I got. Still not the confirmed intention though, just a hunch.

Him: I suggest you find another solution Me: ever heard of a thing where you untie houses through marriage? I no longer become a threat cause I would be on your side, you don't have to kill me, you and I get married, Your house saves my house, and I could potentially help to improve your house with my so-called knowledge cause apparently im really smart and because of that im a threat.

Wait that’s a knife! I thought you were holding a teddy bear against my throat. Thanks for reminding me!

Me:trying to not cry Me:also gasping for air

Anger issues much?.....😝 I'm just stubborn

*makes everything he say's dirty*

@DonLeeVA

2 жыл бұрын

That's just me

Cucumber Approved ‎‎

Him: Removing you from this world is a crime Me out loud: Technically both are crimes Him: I am aware that they are both crimes Me: Cut the cameras

Omg my sister and brother though someone was really talking to me and got scared 😂😂😂

@mashrihasultanateacher7004

2 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣

This.is.AMAZING ✨Good job 😌👌✨

Ohh my I need part two, this got me intrigued😭♥️♥️

@gothbunnyboy6455

2 жыл бұрын

so true ace twisted wonderland profile pic

Part 2 please!!! This is way too good!!😂❤️

1:31 sir please put your mask on.

Great work ✨Can we have a second part please maybe hehe :P

Isn't dating an option here?! I see it as an opportunity to show and lead by example! He could ask listener out as a "calling their bluff" and listener could and would gladly accept dispite listener's familys objections and they could court eachother?!?

Him: *explaining his idea* Me: But what if i just gave you information. Like i stay with mine, you stay with yours and i give you everything you need. The information, attack plans, gossip. You have the high ground. Then we fall in love.

@candykills5756

2 жыл бұрын

THE TEA!!🍵🙌✨

*end of video* I hope you manage to get some sleep. Me:.....I take after my mother, I dont sleep :]

@raidarkacademy29

2 жыл бұрын

Same

I hope there's a part 2?

We need a part 2, this was so good! Great job :)

I watched 2 mins of this but took me 20 mins to improvise on what I'm gonna do or what I was gonna say

"mama I'm inlove with a criminal".

me: just chilling him: shh don't move me: b**** what you mean. you came here ill move if I wanna plus I got adhd I ain't gonna sit there him: and don't make a sound me: * choke* asthma

omg that was amazinggg

i love the way you talk its sensual excitin n astonishin my dear!! happy new year you earned a new subscriber

*Him coming to kill me* *....* Sir, i think my suicidal mind can deal with that at any point in my life-

@daisy_the_weirdo

2 жыл бұрын

😂

Him: It’s a knife. Me: no rlly 😶I thought it was a pillow /s Him: .... did you just use a tone indicator out loud 😶 Me: yes what about it 🤨🙄🙄

@meilusion

2 жыл бұрын

Xiao what are u doing here?📸🤨

@gothbunnyboy6455

2 жыл бұрын

@@meilusion making a [Slight Yandere] Lovestruck Assassin fall in love w me 🙄 and what about it !!! /j

YOUR VOICE!!!! AAAAAHHH😭 ITS SO CUTE!!!!!

Him: Talking about how we are beautiful and stuff Me who is emo: are you sure about that?

So cool

I have nerve damage in my neck. So when he said that at the beginning… no I don’t feel that against my neck! 🤣

I'm dying from this audio

4:58 Assassin: *yawns* Me: Sir I can see you're tired, I say you hop in the bed with me and get some rest, we can proceed with all the murder thing tomorrow

Okay this isn't a critique or anything, I was just over analyzing it but if the blackmonts are so powerful and overall have a better kingdom then why are they so concerned with y/n? Like I understand we're smart but Mr. assassin over here said that we'd be wasting our talents on the kingdom that's kinda crumbling and going to be ruled by our dumba$$ brother anyways lmao. Thank you for coming to my TED talk moral of the story I believe y/n would be the baddest bish in all the land if we ruled 😌 love your audio!

Hmm who would a thought an assasin would fall in love with their target.

I feel a boost in my self estime 😁✨

I read assasin and got so excited

wouldn’t an arranged marriage unite the houses though?

👏

WTF rawr •_• I'm ok

More pls

👀☕

@sennalol671

2 жыл бұрын

nice pfp

Will there be a part2 cause im really interested

👍😳😍

Pls tell me there’s going to be more 🥺🥰

I see yandere and I come running

Can we have a part 2 😖😫

Part 2 please n excuse me?!? how’d you know I have a brother?? lol

Bro I watched Pebbles video that was similar to this but the script is WORD FOR WORD, what is HAPPENING

@DonLeeVA

2 жыл бұрын

Public scripts

By any chance will this have a part 2???? :>

@DonLeeVA

2 жыл бұрын

Haven't seen it pop up yet

Pls part 2 lol

Now sirrr... I feel like you could've just tried to date me for a while before sneaking into my room and assaulting me with this "better life" option💀

I need part 2

I heard the exact same story somewere 😂😂

And why should I choose you and you even said I can choose someone I like and it looks like I don't like you

Ich würde eher sterben alsi mich so entscheiden

How was the best day with 🙂 and my day 💞👍 love 😘 too much 😚 much 😘

I don't want to upset you, but he isn't Assassin, he is Saber.

It's not a audio of Tingli tone??

and the frog is the only three more days till my Mom and I don't think you are so beautiful and amazing you know I am going home now so we are going out with you want me to come over here and there was no one else can we do have to be able get it to you and your Mom is going to the house to myself I just want you can I call u when I'm on the way you could you please