Him: "won't they like bite me?" Me: "uhm probably" Him: "What do you mean probably!?" Me:" i- cut the camera"

@static_unknown3611

2 жыл бұрын

DeAdAsS

@FlamingSolo

2 жыл бұрын

I think they listening in on you

@xiobitorres5108

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@simmer7663

Жыл бұрын

I said the same thing

"well time to meet the kitten" Me in a blanket fort: I will fight you

@chat_noir897

2 жыл бұрын

*--Pffffffttt--* 😹

@astridwarrior9558

2 жыл бұрын

CHAT NOIR WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! SHOULDNT YOU BE WITH MAR- I MEAN LADYBUG????

@LIYAGONEMISSING

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@PresidentAnnie

2 жыл бұрын

YOU ALMOST BLEW HER COVER SHUSH 🤫

@alexisdafrog3261

2 жыл бұрын

@@PresidentAnnie It's okay you could say her actually name and he would say "It can't be her she's just a friend!" 😂

I have the humor of a literal 13 year old. I keep giggling every time he says "your mom" ✌🏻💀

@l1.v.1d__19

2 жыл бұрын

Ur mom 😩

@WarmToothpaste

2 жыл бұрын

@@l1.v.1d__19 and don't forget your dad

@sillysnake2.025

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh I legit just burst out a laughter when I read the "your mom" part in your comment

@501stsoldier4

2 жыл бұрын

Well off to meet your mother

@childescumsock6838

2 жыл бұрын

ur mom 🤗💐 - 15 year old ☺

listener hearing the whole conversation between him and our parent: "did you just call me a fucking monster? I WILL rip your EYES out."

@samanthabemma5591

4 ай бұрын

Same

Him: "Sounds like you don't like me Me: "What gave you the first clue?"

@samanthabemma5591

4 ай бұрын

LOL

Don: ur not going to drop kick a kitten across the room Me: you wanna do what now-

We not going to talk about how he said “I love you” to our mother- 🧍‍♀️

@DonLeeVA

2 жыл бұрын

Whaaat, She's a really good friend of mine

@My_friends.no.1-hater

2 жыл бұрын

@@DonLeeVA sureeeeeee

@MaxtheKat

2 жыл бұрын

I say I love you to my friends a bunch, but, if it makes things more fun I can make them being in a flirty relationship on the cusp of dating into canon

@DonLeeVA

2 жыл бұрын

@@MaxtheKat I ship this

I've listened to this a few times and everytime I picture the necko saying " NOT THE MAMA" 😁

@angellynn3818

2 жыл бұрын

XDDDD YESSSS LIKE THE MEME LOL

“Now sit on my lap and I’ll wrap the blanket around you” Me: Mk?? “Does that feel good” Me: wait did u wrap the blanket around me-

@mctartaglia4461

2 жыл бұрын

fr🤨

You really are doing all of my scripts aren't you? This turned out great ^^

@lifed1533

2 жыл бұрын

You're doing all the neko listener scripts are you

@peterforrest9680

2 жыл бұрын

Can we get a part to please

@rxgcentral3273

2 жыл бұрын

yo hook me up. I run an asmr channel, id love to do a script even tho im only at 15 subs ;-;

@somnuspocusasmr

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, where can I find your scripts? ❣️

@MaxtheKat

2 жыл бұрын

​@@somnuspocusasmr I have a compilation of my scripts on my reddit u/WhiteKatAudios

Me who first thought he was in a secret relationship with my mom:😟

@Shenhe942

2 жыл бұрын

Same

No one: Literally no one: Me when he said I love you to our mom: AYO DONT TOUCH OUR MOM (I literally said it outloud)

I love the fact that you said "it's ok Don your not gonna drop this kid to the other side of the room😐😑😐" damn I'm sorry 😂😅

Him: *Calls bacon unhealthy* Me: *Dies of death*

@samanthabemma5591

4 ай бұрын

Looks like they dead for dying

just give me a weighted blanket and nobody gets hurt

@Vixenschuuring

Жыл бұрын

Exactly

when he started humming I started screaming "IM BEING BABYFIED"!!

@DonLeeVA

2 жыл бұрын

And what's wrong with that?

@Ch10r1-ma1n

6 ай бұрын

​@@DonLeeVAI ain't no baby...

Damn our mom is terrible at naming things

@meatclown290

2 жыл бұрын

Out here like a European explorer mapping the America's

@offxcail_lexi_luv6272

2 жыл бұрын

Fr

@dardick1213

2 жыл бұрын

@@meatclown290 💀💀💀

@samanthabemma5591

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Him:sit on my lap and I'll wrap you up in the blanket My mind: am I gonna turn into a burrito Him:wraps me up into the blanket After the audio I was yelling IM A BURRITO IM A BURRITO FOR AN HOUR. Btw this was so cute!!!!!

Him: what's wrong with it? Me in my head: it's not crispy enough Him: it's not crispy enough? Me: 😟did he hear me?

@mmxd9510

2 жыл бұрын

my exact thoughts and reaction XD

"You don't want it" Me: not crispy enough "It's not crispy enough?" Me: CUT THE CAMERAS

@DonLeeVA

Жыл бұрын

Find them first

Him: but hopefully we could have some fun together too Listener: go away Him: but hopefully we could have some fun together too Me: go jump in front a car-

@_suta_2317

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@yushiro3363

Жыл бұрын

Me fr

@Vixenschuuring

Жыл бұрын

Ahahahahaha same

Don: “You don’t want it? It’s not crispy enough?!” Me who doesn’t like it really crispy: “I never said that-“

i love how sweetheart or listener is mean at the caretaker at first.

I wasn't prepared for how cute this was gonna be ❤️😭 This is so wholesome!!! Now I wanna draw some of this 🤣 Neko listener asmrs are so good!! I can totally see the listener swiping things off the table just to make him angry-- And he has a spray bottle on standby 🤣🤣 Have a cookie 🍪❤️

@Iminurmom-nl4xn

Жыл бұрын

ONG-

So we a sour patch kid

@DonLeeVA

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@kitcatandsqueak

2 жыл бұрын

First they're sour then they're sweet-

@nala7783

2 жыл бұрын

Kitcat & Squeak HELP

@Ch10r1-ma1n

6 ай бұрын

SOUR PATCH NEKO-😂😂

"Guess they are in the backroom" My mind: THE BACKROOMS!?

Bro. I feel you. I get drained so easily by needy people (yet I’m extremely clingy myself lmao)

@sakuratree8816

2 жыл бұрын

Hey Bill What Your Doing Here

I imagine the blanket fort to, in fact, be a blanket castle mainly because, if I have enough blankets, that's what I'll be doing. Amazing audio btw.

I HAVE SECURITY BLANKETS AHSHAKJZHWKJAHWJWKWLQK I FEEL SO LOVED

why do i heard like he say "she is one of my girlfriend" i listen twice just to make sure 💀 btw love your voice keep going take care of yourself hope you doing fine

@Legend-xy3mb

2 жыл бұрын

Don't worry I listened to it approximately 8 times and can confirm he said one of his good friends 🤣👍

"How many times have you listened to this" Me: "Yes"

Don't touch my comfort blanket ;^;

The fact I love bacon irl is just immaculate😳

@Queenbeauty472

2 жыл бұрын

Facts

@yaalol3343

2 жыл бұрын

Me who dose not like bacon: I’ll pass but if u have chocolate we have a deal

@Aysa_16

Жыл бұрын

In my country where bacon is illegal:🙃

His yelling scared me lol 😅

Lmao I love this so much. Love your voice too!

Sweetheart nom the bacon 🥓 😋 Baby sitter yelling at the phone: loud and scary Sweetheart: =,(

Him : AND THEIR A KITTEN THEIR GONNA BE ALL NEEDY Me who just lazed around as a kid : ... The only thing I need is a spot to sleep... Don't mess that one need up .. Or else 🙃🐈

Fine ya'll I'll do a part 2...

@ooto7832

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@astridwarrior9558

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I really need a part 2 this is adorable. You did amazing!

@MaxtheKat

2 жыл бұрын

Part 2 is finished! Hope DonLee fills it ^^

bacon hair..😢🧐

@DonLeeVA

2 жыл бұрын

I hate that I get this

Im only needy when it comes to food and love & affection, IM NOT THAT NEEDY 😶✋

I absolutely love this asmr made me feel happy and safe ^•-•^

This was amazing. It made my heart burst. 👉👈

Me: MEEOOW MEEEOOW MOTHER TRUKA

Sir bacon isn't a treat for a vegetarian 😢

@DonLeeVA

2 жыл бұрын

It's uhhhhhhh tofu bacon!

@alexisdafrog3261

2 жыл бұрын

@@DonLeeVA yay haha!😂 something I can eat! ☺

@samanthabemma5591

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

omg I love this sm, is there a part 2? 😭

@DonLeeVA

2 жыл бұрын

Imma ask

@jaiyah23

2 жыл бұрын

@@DonLeeVA yay thanks ur the best

@ceoofiwasneverhere4552

2 жыл бұрын

@@DonLeeVA I'd love to see a part 2

@jinxnight9845

2 жыл бұрын

I was about to ask

Of course I'm grumpy you woke me up from a nap

I love this it was so cute and comforting I hope there will be a second part ☺️💖

i only just found your account now!?!? im already obsessed. also amazing video btw!!

*HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE 10K LIKES* great video thoo ❤️❤️❤️ (new subscriber)

I love these :>

Did he just call us RASCAL!!!! I AM NO RASCAL😒 Mind: But you like it hun! Me: ... hmph!!

Part two please!

NICO NICO NIIII

@DonLeeVA

2 жыл бұрын

NICO NICO NIIIIIII

@Yourfriendlybookworm

25 күн бұрын

@@1_lilly0NICO DI ANGELO NICOO!!!!

Part 2 plz 🙏 it's to amazing

Why do I want a part 2-?

When he said on the phone "I love you to" the first thing I said was "DAD!?!?"

platonic/parental neko audioooo! this is genuinely so sweet

This vid was good soup 🍲👍

Me in the morning after this vid: MOM MY BONES R CHANGING AaAaaaaa. 😭

Me who does not like bacon: mom made the bacon out of honey ham and didn't tell you

Me literally thinking speaker has a crush on the mom of listener: ....so your gonna be our my dad?..if then ....let's see if your perfect for my mom ヽ(#`Д´)ﾉ┌┛〃

This made me sleepy 👹

@sydneysydney5110

Жыл бұрын

Whats with the "👹" emoji what happens when you sleep😨

He called us a young thing? Ok

Him: I just got here and your already being so mean. Me: Man im a cat, what did you think?

Woah that's amazing 😊

Good shit and every thing but how call thier neko sweethart . And pls do part 2.

Amazing!!!🤩

Wait wait the humming at the end!! What's the title??

Amazing

And you make a part 2

I got a prayer ad before this is this a sign 😅

Me just eating KFC while just crying and listening to this lmaoooo

"your not gonna drop that kitten across the room" Bish number one i would like to see u try Number two think abt your friend bc she would hate you And number three hooman im too heavy

I prefer my bacon soft, crispy is mid

HahaA I'm mean get wreckt

Love it omg 🤗🤗🤗🤗

He said necko XD it's neeeko like ○nee○cap and then ko like go but ko

“Your mom”

Him: I can't just leave you alone Me: I want my mom back call her and tell her to come back 🥺🙏🙏🙏🙏🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

3:07 Ahora, que dijiste que mi ibas a ser ☹️ (Translation: Now, what did you say that you were gonna do to me☹️)

I love your videos

WAS I BEING TOO LOUD!!!!!!???

Part 2?

@DonLeeVA

2 жыл бұрын

I'm trying to talk them into it lol

Hehe "your mom".

Definitely subscribing!

I loved the video really good and we are stubborn as hell

Me gets an idea for part 2 Me sees there a part two 😢❤😢

Cute ☺️🥰

neko nicole:nya!*mad* meow!!!

OMORI REFERENCE???? 🤯🤯🤯🤯/j

im tired and have a test in about 7 hours or so and i don't even know what i have to learn

💝💝💝💝

Pls tell me there will be second part?😶🤔

Pt.2?

meow🤨‼️

I still would have ate the bacon

Sir I am not sleep

Will there be a part 2??

crunchy bacon is trash i need it raw and barely cooked

I actually hate bacon 👀