"You think I'm just gonna sit there and let you kill me Jon?" - Testing Officer

@_NegusFreeman

Ай бұрын

“You still there pussy” 😂😂😂😂

@umairbutt1355

Ай бұрын

😂

@jwlcs32

Ай бұрын

Mvp

@aremedyfrosty

Ай бұрын

I doubt the tester was worried about a guy who had 2 finishes in a decade and has never ko'd anyone in his life.

@T-rob21

Ай бұрын

Lmaa

An absolute Jon Jones classic

@sarcasticgenius8563

Ай бұрын

One more before he retires. This one's for the OG fans

@TonyKalashnikov

Ай бұрын

Bro he 10000% made the tester guy piss for him when they were alone in the room 🤣😂

@rhysjones1108

Ай бұрын

@@TonyKalashnikovlmfao can you imagine

@TyrantOFynder

Ай бұрын

SUCH a douche!!

@starseeddeluxe

Ай бұрын

Unfortunately for Jon, he also went online and posted a full public description of his side of the story, before consulting an attorney. He alludes to the fact that he was indeed intoxicated, which isn't helpful for his case.

Bro he 10000% made the tester guy piss for him when they were alone in the room 🤣

@sarcasticgenius8563

Ай бұрын

Absolutely. Dude was partying at his house when they turned up lol there's no way he was clean

@patricknez7258

Ай бұрын

This didn't occur to me 😂

@bluejay9235

Ай бұрын

First sample without the picograms, Jones: "see guys? I've been clean all along!" 😂

@willismcgee5216

Ай бұрын

Unbeknownst to Jon the tester Jerome had consumed a full convenience store counter of Dick Pills earlier to smash Crystal in an abandoned parking lot at 09:00 hours...

@starseeddeluxe

Ай бұрын

"You almost died, alone in the home of an established violent MMA fighter who appeared intoxicated. Why would you want to submit a police report???" -High Integrity Boss

The best thing about Jon's excuse is his inability to understand that people are gonna be friendly to you even after you threaten to kill them...because they wanna stay alive

@sarcasticgenius8563

Ай бұрын

Only someone like Jon Jones could threaten to kill somebody one second and then high five then minutes later. Then after it all he's like "huh, I thought that went well" dude is all over the place

@Ghostface2point0

Ай бұрын

@@sarcasticgenius8563 exactly. Reminds me of when he got arrested in Vegas and went from furiously cussing out the cops to bawling his eyes out and smashing his head into the hood of the cop car. We've seen his emotions flip on a dime outta nowhere before

@shoegazer5451

Ай бұрын

he's clinically insane

@Isikkkcan

Ай бұрын

he knows what he did, he is talking his way out of it.

@FightSportTalk

Ай бұрын

Like all psychopaths he thinks he can do whatever he wants and everyone needs to kiss his feet.

Jon Jones: "God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers" God: "Bro, stop tryna murder people"

@m.j.e.5245

Ай бұрын

Have you read the old testament? God wanted king david to go bring 100 foreskins from slain enemies and he let samson kill an entire city. Soddom and Gomorrha? Yeah, this is right up gods alley

What's the point of being an MMA fighter if you can't threaten to kill everyone who minorly inconveniences you?

@bigbastard_lol

Ай бұрын

Lol

@factandsuspicionpodcast2727

Ай бұрын

So true

lol she holds her hand up to say 'please don't come near me' and jon high fives it

@kratosofspartareal

Ай бұрын

LOL

@m.j.e.5245

Ай бұрын

You're saying a tiny woman was trying to post again Jones? With 84.5 inch reach? LOL

“I can’t let you get close” -Chael in testing officer costume and wig

@40goose40

Ай бұрын

Underrated best comment lol

“The Lord just seems to want to keep testing him, I suppose..” 🤣 Only the Lord can test Jon - not drug testers. 😂

@theaviator06

Ай бұрын

Tasteless and disrespectful comment for Luke to make.

@KrikZ32

Ай бұрын

@@theaviator06 cry about it, he's saying mean words about a dude who beats his wife and threatened another woman.

@mikeiso8963

Ай бұрын

Even the lord has trepidations in case that mfer make it heaven.

@jakemiller270

Ай бұрын

​​@@theaviator06it is pretty easy to make fun of Jones using religion to say he is changed constantly. Then does things even worse then his last scandal.

@anon21341

Ай бұрын

@@theaviator06 cry about it, you religious freak

The only surprising part of this for me was that Americans apparently have trouble reading 24-hour time

@montoyastevenjsm31

Ай бұрын

Not all of us, only the dumb ass ones.

@starseeddeluxe

Ай бұрын

I've noticed my fellow compatriots also don't know the difference between Silicone or Silicon rocks. Americans universally call computer chips "Silicone."

@nme_mma

Ай бұрын

You find that surprising?

@daylnroegner6744

Ай бұрын

I guess I never called a computer chip that!

@tamie341

Ай бұрын

Americans are not very intelligent, we've know this for decades now.

Why would two random employees from an in house testing program want to lie about something like this? This is obviously another case of Jon Jones being Jon Jones.

@willismcgee5216

Ай бұрын

Maybe because they are crap at their job, and botched the sample through their own incompetence? Could Jon just be the one they blame to escape their own punishment?

@blizzen

Ай бұрын

​@willismcgee5216 I too file Police reports alleging harassment when I make a mistake at my job

@madaxwayne

Ай бұрын

​@@willismcgee5216Jon whooped his own wife but he draws the line at threatening drug testers who came to test him before he could cycle off his hefty stack..... Make's sense

@willismcgee5216

Ай бұрын

@@madaxwayne Jon Jones has NO wife. He is not married. He has a fiancee that is conditioned to be just that...a fiancee. She is not going to demand a marriage before pumping out kids...she is not going to go to the police. She is conditioned, controlled, and there is no repercussion from her for his actions. These outsiders to the Jon Jones "program", hold potential risk to Jon if he's to act up and go too far. He may manipulate as he can, but there are limits in his mind with Crystal and Jerome that do not exist with the brainwashed baby mama. He knows there are repercussions with the drug testers if he were to actually harm them, so tries to scare them into playing his game. ALLEGEDLY! Its all he said/she said at this point, so why not put Crystal and Jerome under the same microscope that we put Jones under. What do we know about these two? Are they upstanding citizens? Two sides to every story.

@beerus101

Ай бұрын

​@@willismcgee5216It was colonel mustard, in the pool room, with a candle stick! you goofy mark

Prime Jones is back!

@AgentZero777

Ай бұрын

😂

@fanaticsoccersuper

Ай бұрын

he's about run through the heavyweight division 😂

@jimmycrackers3358

Ай бұрын

😂

Can't wait to hear Dana defend Jon Jones, call the drug tester a "scumbag", and then go off on any media who dare ask him about it.

"Jon couldn't have committed the alleged crimes, he was coked out of his mind at a strip club!" - Bones attorney

@mr.brenman2132

Ай бұрын

"His testosterone was close to zero because of a tainted supplement" - Jon Jones stans.

@peybak

Ай бұрын

@@mr.brenman2132 It was a pictogram and not an instagram

Love seeing luke post more content on his own channel

@CooterFesf

Ай бұрын

I'm gonna miss the frequent live chats now that MK is back. I stopped watching mk months back and just can't get back into it.

@peybak

Ай бұрын

I guess not many followed to that network?

Imagine the new ufc drug testing team- " alright guys, let's clean up the sport! Who's our first fighter? Jones? Ah shit"

Wait, people thought 1600 hours was 4am? That's the most surprising thing out of this whole thing

Hahaa "I guess God just wants to keep testing him" Luke with the deep zingers

Johnny got pissed when he found out it wasn't his dealer

Jon was like I’m not taking a drug test your taking a drug test! 😂

I have a bad feeling that Jones is gonna get even worse when he doesn't have MMA in his life. Hard to feel sorry for a guy who has spent his whole adult life making dumb mistakes, but I wish he had grown up after all these years. He achieved so much, and yet could have been so much more

@bruisersdilemma354

Ай бұрын

Wow! That's such an informative and intellectual take on your part...You sound like every bit the philosopher you think you are...Or not.

@winterc.2476

Ай бұрын

They (UFC) let him get away with it. They (UFC staff and commentators) don't talk about his crimes (inside and outside of the cage) when they talk about him. They (all the dumb fans who listen to the commentary) call him the Greatest of All Time. He will never learn. He never has to pay.

@sarcasticgenius8563

Ай бұрын

​@@bruisersdilemma354 I'll never understand people like you. Someone will post a completely innocuous comment, and you use it as an opportunity to show everybody how daft and miserable you are. It's bizarre

@sarcasticgenius8563

Ай бұрын

​@bruisersdilemma354 Lol your comment history. You are a miserable person

@sarcasticgenius8563

Ай бұрын

​@@bruisersdilemma354 Lol your comment history. My dude is deeply unhappy

Considering Jon's track record, this is a drastic improvement, considering his only infractions left to commit on the Jon Jones bingo card was (threatening drug tester and murder)

Maybe P.Diddy was hiding out at Jon’s place.

@bruisersdilemma354

Ай бұрын

Hey! That's fucking funny!

Wow, I'm surprised that Americans still don't know that 1600 is 4pm...

@m.j.e.5245

Ай бұрын

Im also surprised at how many people don't understand how serious it is to violate HIPAA laws. Crystal will likely lose her job and the lawsuit from jones lol. The video discredits her case entirely. This is a nothingburger and her life is in shambles. She may even face criminal charges herself. Jerome botched the sample and contaminated it. Yikes this new org is a mess.

The lord wants to keep testing him I suppose 😂 - Love any Luke content but the speed on the upload here is hilarious

How the hell is this guy not in prison yet? Are there laws in this country?

@funkspinna

Ай бұрын

LOL. Where have been? You should see the recent story of the illegal immigrants that beat up a cop in New York city and then got released shortly after.

@avidexister

Ай бұрын

Only for the poor

“I don’t really like you Luke… so I’m not gonna like this video”…

Jon Jones is a true legend - willing to take on ANYBODY no excuses.

@fanaticsoccersuper

Ай бұрын

😂

Jon made that dude tester piss for him 😂😅

@Ar1AnX1x

Ай бұрын

Jones and the tester in a small bathroom, Jones: now don't be nervous, just piss

Loving all the content you releasing Loog!!!

@lordhumongous4272

Ай бұрын

If you love his content so much why don't you marry it?

@lukeparsons583

Ай бұрын

@@lordhumongous4272you okay little buddy?

@twodogsandaperson

Ай бұрын

@@lordhumongous4272😂😂😂

I respect his consistency

“The lord just wants to keep testing him I suppose” was absolute gold 😂

Sounds like Bones is one angry drunk.

I find it a bit telling that he didn’t apologize, or deny the allegations. He just wanted to let the world know that the victims were to blame

@ams4732

Ай бұрын

Same old Bones Jones. Blame anyone and everyone besides himself

Imagine if those two said about the party “yea there was no one there, he was by himself”

I'm sure they don't run into this everyday but I would hope there is an SOP where if there is any whiff of danger the testing person should just pack up and mark them down as a failure to submit sample. That only means something if the athlete's employer or whatever you wanna call the UFC has reprocussions for failures to comply with the policy. In any event there should be zero tolerance for fuckery. Either shut up and piss or do not pass go

anything but fight aspinal

1:18 “The lord just seems to wanna keep testing him I suppose” 😂😂😂 OG fans are howling 😂😂💀💀

"The lord just wants to keep testing him, I suppose." Savage put down

Jon My Only Sunshine Jones would never do such a thing

Wait? There are people who think 16:00 is 4am? 🤣🤣

Up next in the Jon Jones saga - God continues to test Jones; Jones threatens to murder The Lord.

Jones was just partying. No big deal

Literally no hug there lol

Let’s get Jon on Roids & Devils Dandruff asap. 5 more years of Bones and we get the Aspinal fight.

"The lord just seems to want to keep testing him, I suppose" 🤣

It’s like people forget he’s black

He is so scared of Aspinall he will do everything to avoid a fight 😂

Sounds like things got a little dicey bapa

I would love to see how Luke would react to the same situation after three margaritas. Hahah

The kid just doesn't want to piss

Ever hear the story about the Scorpion and the frog?

@dcunited01

Ай бұрын

No, tell me

I feel like Jon asking if they had money because he was going to sue them was his way of opening up the dialogue for potential bribery

"The Lord keeps testing him, I suppose" -- that's awesome.

He claims they were unprofessional but fails to give even 1 example. Sounds like made up BS used to try to justify his own actions.

"If you on steroids you can't even talk about being one of the greats" - Katt Williams (Shannon Sharp podcast)

Wow, from her version, it was so traumatrizing that she is willing to potentially lose her job…

@m.j.e.5245

Ай бұрын

She's losing the job anyways, if she did violate HIPAA laws then yikes

This is how all natural, clean athletes respond to drug tests.

lmao it was 4pm? “WHY U COME SO EARLY”

I do feel like that is a pretty weak "death threat" He was big and not wearing a shirt so she felt threatened? I want to hear Jerome's statement before judging..

@user-fx5cd4px3k

Ай бұрын

the j man was scured

@TKE644

Ай бұрын

Sweet child, if a large man with a history of violence gets into your personal space and says to you something to the effect of “people who do what you’ve done usually end up dead”, take that as a threat because it is meant as one.

@funkspinna

Ай бұрын

​@@TKE644Indeed. Especially if the one feeling threatened is a woman.

John is starting to remind me of Conor, all talk, no action.

@Gforcebond

Ай бұрын

He's undefeated lol

@alan8887

Ай бұрын

@@Gforcebond Jon was gone for three years then fought Ciryl a year ago. One fight in four years and counting. Yes Jon was the goat but as Springsteen sings, Glory Days! Jon's living off his past.

@Gforcebond

Ай бұрын

@@alan8887 One word: Undefeated. Could have the same argument about Khabib. "Living in the past" Jones has literally broken every record he has nothing to prove. We'll most likely see Jones vs Ngannou so don't get your panties in a wad.

I know Luke would never admit this but I know having to put out this sort of story makes him smile on the inside lol

3 testing officers and yet only the female is talking ? Sounds more like she wants her 5 mins of fame ☕️

@beerus101

Ай бұрын

You're a mark and a clown

@themardybum08

Ай бұрын

Please I beg, walk through this get rich scheme and break down how it would work.

I’m drunk in my home all the time. It’s not a crime.

Keep it up Luke. ♪ We like more stuff from you ♪

Classic Jon Coke Jones is back!!! Yeah baby!!!

@dirtymfnsanchez

Ай бұрын

He's going to knock out Stipe now isn't he 🤣😂

Jon’s story just feels like it is going to end with him at the Benoit family bbq

Also curious, the UFC had counted the cost of drug testing as part of the fighters salaries. Now that they are drug testing less and spending less on drug testing does this mean fighters will be getting paid less or will the UFC pass on any of the savings on drug testing to the fighters (wishful thinking I know).

that's one way to get out of a fight with Aspinal

Where is the “assault”? Jones taking her phone is assault? Seems not that bad, not okay but definitely blown out of proportion

@chrisstaggs8997

Ай бұрын

Especially since he took it off of a table and not directly from her. Luke is showing his bias imo on this incident.

Like him or not, Daniel Cormier good guy status goes up everyday

I reckon Jon would of won... and the tester knew too. Non starter.

Ufc will use that clip for the build up. Dana- its part of the story.

I'd imagine its not that UFC athletes dont care about their working conditions but like the tester they are concerned about repercussions. I'd imagine even more so with the testing going in house. I think this is a completely natural feeling for someone to have, especially when for alot of these fighters its been their dream to fight in the UFC, they're arent many alternatives to fight and make similiar money. I would think that their are many people in "normal" jobs who would be in the exact same position as this. Afraid to make waves for fear of losing their job.

Classic from Jon “Picogram” Jones.

celebrating Friends birthday half naked,and looks like He came of the couch....

Yaaass Luke getting spicy on a Saturday

Luke Thomas is one of the most outspoken mma journalist. It’s so easy to listen to his videos. Gives us direct information, I’m never confused at any point. Great channel.

In the USA, you gotta be in the military to know what 16:00 is 😂

You know Jon made Jerome do the pee test. 100%

Fair pt about conflict of interest imo

Bronsteter changed outlets with the UFC rights. Hes w sportsnet now.

It’s just as alarming when people drastically swing in mood and personality from aggregated to friendly.

If you put it on x1.5 it actually gets a comical twist

I've watched enough police body cam videos to know that guilty people will make any and all probable loopholes- no matter how ridiculous- to escape. "You want to enact your ruleset on me, welllll let me make up my own rule on the spot to counter that!" 99% of the time, it's dumb. You aren't the authority because you signed a contract, be a big boy now

Patterns of behavior are well established.

Anyone know what shirt Luke is wearing ?

Wait what😳

Jon had the spirit of Smirnoff vodka in him that day.

White will say it's the fighting game and Jones will be fighting in the future.

Hire Aspinall as drug tester. Send him over to Jones house with cameras, Joe Rogan and a referee. You’ve got your UFC heavyweight championship fight and your drug test. It’s a win win for everybody.

“Whats your name? Its officer nerd!”

C’mon King Donk aka Luke. Jon is beyond help. Everyone has been beating this drum for a decade now. HE IS NOT GOING TO CHANGE.

@brendondowdy5651

Ай бұрын

If you think a dude with by American standards has a small criminal record can't be help you have such an insanely pessimistic outlook on life. I can name tons of other famous with a similar history and even way worse that changed lol.

FYI, Aaron bronsteter is no longer at TSN, he’s at Sportsnet as that is once again the ufc broadcaster

Great “independent” agency that tells their workers to hold off until they speak to the UFC. Also the video showing the high five and hug means absolutely nothing. After you have just been threatened by perhaps the most lethal mma fighter of course you would take the high five and hug out of pure relief and not wanting to piss him off again.

@daylnroegner6744

Ай бұрын

And you honestly would believe Jon Jones would actually kill someone?? Funny buddy

@everyoneisonsteroids2720

Ай бұрын

@@daylnroegner6744 Probably not but no one knows for sure and you can’t blame the girl for being afraid especially because he is known to beating up his girlfriend. Your comment is very naive.

@bryanchrisjoseph5526

Ай бұрын

Then why stay if you felt threatened? Let me guess, "hey I'm just here to do my job" or "I'm within legal right" ... just leave & file a report. You can't make someone comply if they don't want to.

@noshttaken

Ай бұрын

@@bryanchrisjoseph5526yeah your right this whole situation is her fault. Dumb women.

@beerus101

Ай бұрын

​​@@daylnroegner6744the guys a woman beating nut who gets drunk and high and drives around shooting off his gun or crashing into people while also taking no responsibility for the thousand mistakes hes made, yes, hes more likely to kill someone than you or i.

I think you meant if it's anywhere legible, not if it's anywhere illegible. If it's the latter we are screwed from the jump! 😂

Good lord. The people saying 16:00 is 4:00am should be deported to Canada. Lovely place.

Great news that the whole HW division is held up for this guy to fight an old man

I still remember when it was considered a big deal when folks ran from the testers or "tripped" and dropped their samples, but leave it to Jon "picograms" Jones to hit a new low and threaten the life of the testers! 😂

Gerrome is definitely not going to have her back. He's going to fold and leave crystal hanging out to dry..smh.