"She's only pretending she doesn't remember me rescuing her nine years ago. It's a little game we play."

@ghostman5620

Жыл бұрын

Fuck subtitles, (or listening) we have Jacob M.

@Acuraintegraman1

Жыл бұрын

Is he implying bad writing bro 🎉 ?

@thibaud1832

11 ай бұрын

"I told this 9-year-old girl that she would be in trouble if she ever told anyone what we did when we were alone. Anyway, back to your father exotic teenage apprentice child-soldier…"

@Vesporeon

9 ай бұрын

​@@thibaud1832 "And she was a good friend."

@jessew7565

9 ай бұрын

@@thibaud1832 lmfao

"That over here is my old friend R2D2. He had saved my skin in many a space battle. I like to pretend I don't know him so that I can watch him try to deny it in beeps and boops. It's a little game we play."

@Ghost_Rafaam

4 ай бұрын

Underrated comment fr fr

@SeriousGamingSteam

Ай бұрын

@@Ghost_Rafaam no cap?

"Your father's lightsaber. He murdered several children with it."

@gordalot

8 ай бұрын

We used to affectionately call it the sand people lawnmower… But that’s a story… For another time! 😏🙄

@Pinkielover

7 ай бұрын

few hundred

@yunehversomi1458

7 ай бұрын

Don’t forget kneeling disarmed opponents, a village of sand people and cowering politicians in opposition to the ruling government at the time. That baby has seen some action.

@denisl2760

7 ай бұрын

Dozens

@TheMeanGreenGoblin

7 ай бұрын

​@@gordalotActually that was a completely different lightsaber. It was destroyed on Genosis.

"Only a master of evil, Darth" A sick burn for a more civilized age

@Magnifico145

6 ай бұрын

Calling him "darth" also sounds so derpy that it makes it even better.

@tescosfinest4464

4 ай бұрын

@@Magnifico145feel like that’s such a shit 70s sci-fi movie thing to say looking back 😭

@paper9362

3 ай бұрын

​@@Magnifico145 It wasn't even a title in the original script either. Dude's first name was Darth.

@dungeononion

Ай бұрын

@@paper9362 Wait what? Didn't someone call Palpatine darth sideous, or was anakin just named darth?

@paper9362

Ай бұрын

@@dungeononion He wasn't called Palpatine or Darth Sideous until the prequels. He was only called the Emperor in the Original Trilogy. In fact when the Episode 1 trailers were coming out people were theorizing whether or not the new "Palpatine" character would be the Emperor.

_”It’s a little game we play.”_ is the best explanation I’ve ever heard for nearly all Star Wars plot holes… brilliant! 💫

@tv-wm3od

7 ай бұрын

He also plays his little game with R2D2.

@AmigaWolf

7 ай бұрын

Correction: For all new Disney Star Wars plot holes.

@Dasusify

7 ай бұрын

Rogue One explained the 30 year old plothole of "who the f would design a hole that blows up the entire deathstar so easily" pretty well. Crazy to write a movie around just fixing that, but I'm not complaining.

@jsivonenVR

7 ай бұрын

@@Dasusify ‘twas the best effort of SW movie since RotS

@krisius1

7 ай бұрын

Disney starwars…not starwars, but Disney starwars. The cheap knock off stuff

“I rescued her multiple times when she was 10. Annoying little brat… just like her father. She ran like a duck. But I admired her courage.”

@CornyBum

8 ай бұрын

"Fortunately, the one time they tried kidnapping her, they employed those who ran like _retarded_ ducks."

@seanmadson8524

7 ай бұрын

Ducks slither like snakes when they run in tall grass

@jm7804

7 ай бұрын

"She outran every grown adult who gave chase, even though she appeared to be moving in slow motion. She was a cunning runner, and a good friend... even though she pretends to not know me now."

@CornyBum

7 ай бұрын

""Fortunately, the one time they tried kidnapping her, they employed those who ran like _r e t a r d e d_ ducks."

@crustman5982

7 ай бұрын

“Luke did I ever tell you about the time your sister escaped the clutches of the bass player for the Red Hot Chili Peppers?”

“He was a real piece of shit your father” 😂

@abcav297

7 ай бұрын

and he was a good friend.

@D461Sage

7 ай бұрын

​@@abcav297🙂

@DavidLLambertmobile

4 ай бұрын

Vader's suit cost him a arm & a leg! 😆

@dungeononion

Ай бұрын

@@DavidLLambertmobile lmao

"Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough. He was on fire and screaming curses at me at the time but he really DID want you to have this."

@aotmn8399

4 ай бұрын

It was a little game we played.

@vgregan88

2 ай бұрын

Unless he told him before the fight broke out

@patheticbread6861

Ай бұрын

@@vgregan88Wasn’t Anikins relationship with Padme a secret?

"Do you remember that time that pissed off Sith Inquisitor lady came to your farm and almost killed you and your aunt and uncle? No, surely boys don't remember such things."

@toddjones1480

4 ай бұрын

I had to check to see if you were joking or not. You weren’t. 🤢🤮

@tomb.524

4 ай бұрын

They tried to make it so that Luke never directly saw her... which was made in a super awkward way but the fact that his aunt and uncle could actually defend the farm against her is what was truly ridiculous. Or the fact that she shouldn't have been there in the first place cause she literally didn't know who Luke was, she literally just heard something about a child and immediately made him her goal for no reason. Or the fact that Organa had no good reason to contact Kenobi cause they agreed that they wouldn't communicate to prevent this kind of mess yet he was worried about Kenobi not contacting him... while repeating that he knows that's what they agreed on in the first place... Man, the show sucked.

@JohnRNewAccountNumber3

3 ай бұрын

​​@@tomb.524"Yo dawg, I'm afraid you've been captured by Vader, so lemme just recap the super secret secret stuff we've kept super secret because it's a secret that Vader cannot know, and he probably captured you so here's the secret Vader can't know that I'll repeat to you now that Vader has captured you but doesn't know the secret that he cannot know, dawg."

@realsatoshihashimoto

3 ай бұрын

It's a little game Luke plays...

Kenobi could have been good. Dragging Leia into it and making Kenobi and Vader fight again made it feel like fan fiction. A more subtle version where Kenobi had to save Bail instead of Leia and maybe just narrowly avoided meeting Vader would have been way cooler and fit the overall story better.

@KevinJDildonik

8 ай бұрын

"Kenobi could have been cool if the entire plot was way different." Disney senior writing team, 2023

@TMCNJ

8 ай бұрын

Or they could’ve at least had them deal more damage to each other. Vader shouldn’t have had his saber at the end of the fight (I know they wanted the cool play with the lighting on his face) but nothing stopping Vader boomeranging Obi 🤦🏻‍♂️ if they both had more injury, it would explain why they are so slower and cautious in New Hope. It was good, but it could’ve been way better

@protector_of_the_realms

8 ай бұрын

@@TMCNJNah I can’t call it good lol. Disagree with you there. The injury thing I’ve never thought about and that’s a nice touch but them not fighting at all still would’ve been better I think. The show ruined both characters as well as the Grand Inquisitor and on top of that was horribly written, acted and had the worst cinematography and choreography of any Star Wars project and was just dumb propelled by coincidence. Honestly the worst thing to ever come out of Star Wars up to this point imo. Which is sad because it was the project I was most hyped for by far. Was thinking it was going to be an amazing intimate character drama about PTSD and responsibility beautifully shot in the desert but I got the opposite, dumb forced action fan fic with the worst action that makes 0 sense and is laughable. The plot could have worked if instead of a random Jedi finding Obi-wan on Tatooine ruining his character by showing he hasn’t covered his tracks at all, it could’ve been Vos and have a buddy team up film with Vader killing him at the end if you had to get off planet but still. I just pretend it’s not canon and so badly want a remake

@scottkingentertains

8 ай бұрын

@@protector_of_the_realms100% agree with everything you just said

@priestesslucy3299

8 ай бұрын

​@@KevinJDildonikDisney Senior Writing Team 2012-2023

"I even told him I loved him like a brother just to rub salt into his already burning wounds 😎"

@greyclaa

11 ай бұрын

or sand

@jm7804

7 ай бұрын

I told him I had the high ground, but he would not believe me. Who had the last laugh?

@the81kid

6 ай бұрын

@@greyclaa "It gets everywhere, DOESN'T IT, Anakin- I mean, Lord Vader!"

@marbellaotaiza801

6 ай бұрын

"I'm gonna put some sand in your eye" -Bully Kenobi, probably.

@realsatoshihashimoto

3 ай бұрын

Obi Wan always makes it about himself, doesn't he?

Remember Luke, you can always best your enemy if you have the high ground; from a certain point of view, of course.

@wolfshanze5980

11 ай бұрын

Tell that to Darth Maul.

@tronovonflidder775

9 ай бұрын

​@@wolfshanze5980 Darth Maul is a padawan victim. He doesn't matter.

@SheegogProductions

8 ай бұрын

@@wolfshanze5980 Tell that to kanjiklub.

@marcuscain1377

8 ай бұрын

Unless your opponent throws their lightsaber at you.

@priestesslucy3299

8 ай бұрын

Vader remembers the High Ground, he threw his lightsaber to resolve that when Luke took the High Ground in the Throne Room

This "and he was a good friend" line could possibly makes every video end better😂

@williamkrause5585

8 ай бұрын

It made it kind of sad for a second

@alvallac2171

8 ай бұрын

*make (bare infinitive, because of the "could") *better.

@deepzone31

7 ай бұрын

They should play that at the end of every roast battle.

@axiomcomplex5579

7 ай бұрын

​@@alvallac2171No.

@pumpkin_pants3828

7 ай бұрын

​@@alvallac2171 bros really mad cuz someone didnt use a period on the internet

Luke: How did my father die? OB1: There are three possible scenarios. The first is that he was seduced by the dark side of the force. The second is that I cut off all of his limbs and burned horribly on some planet. The third is that Darth Vader murdered and betrayed him. I prefer the third or first scenario because if you believe the second one then you might hate my guts.

“And he was a good friend“ really does tie everything together.

@marbellaotaiza801

6 ай бұрын

'Then I said to your father, I mean, Darth Vader: "You're entering a world of pain" and I cut his arms and legs off" -Obi-Wan Kenobi, probably.

@benjamink7105

Ай бұрын

I was just thinkin' it was like a good rug.

“by the way, the force is an energy field, used to choke your enemies or throw them across the room” dropped so nonchalantly into the conversation is killing me

@DavidLLambertmobile

4 ай бұрын

The Force flows thru all living things! It's very powerful! It can even heal wounds or retain life but no one will ever really do that Force move for 43 years or so.

"Freshly shined with woodoo hide" Somewhere in the Midwest, Rich Evans is cackling like a crazed beast

Love these “Luke, did I ever tell you about…..” Makes my day when I find I new one.

@user-rb3yx1bf6g

8 ай бұрын

Luke, did I ever tell you about the time I was one of the most respected actors in the world, performing in renowned films such as Kind Hearts and Coronets, The Bridge on the River Kwai and A Passage to India? I even got an Oscar and a Knighthood in recognition for my talent and excellence. Then, while I was between shooting masterpieces with David Lean, a nerd named George Lucas begged me to play a samurai wizard from space in his sci-fi/fantasy flick. I took it to be nice, even though it meant saying lines such as "Only a master of evil Darth". Somehow, despite Lucas's bungling, it was a huge success and he roped me into appearing in the two equally idiotic sequels. I didn’t want to, but my code of honor as British gentleman and an actor prevented me from leaving a project unfinished. Now that's those movies are the only thing people remember me for. When you search my name on Google Images, the first result is from a website called “Wookiepedia”. My legacy is ruined forever thanks to Lucas. And he was a good friend.

@alvallac2171

8 ай бұрын

*Makes

@sartainja

7 ай бұрын

@@alvallac2171 Thank you. Made the correction.

@oplars6487

7 ай бұрын

Did you see the ahsoka one

@sartainja

7 ай бұрын

@@oplars6487 “like a constant porno……and she was a good friend.” “we would have the entire 501st run an entire train over her.”

This is quite possibly the funniest shit ever after the speeder chase in Boba Fett

@ghostman5620

Жыл бұрын

It can't be."funniest ever " if you except it.

This video is so spot-on, I can forgive the atrocious Alec Guiness impression. It's a damn shame this doesn't have more views.

@burningphoneix

11 ай бұрын

The bad impression makes it funnier.

@jilliebean6312

8 ай бұрын

It sounds like an indian guy doing a British impression

@INFILTR8US

7 ай бұрын

​@@jilliebean6312there are loads of people of Indian descent in the UK smart one

@jilliebean6312

7 ай бұрын

@@INFILTR8US well sMaRt oNe clearly im referring to non british indian men doing an impression of a british person because indian people from britain or the uk dont sound like they are doing an impression thats just their accent…

@jackforster7783

7 ай бұрын

⁠@@INFILTR8USthey’re not Indian then are they. They’re British

1:07 "Really Strange man your father... I mean Darth Vader." *Luke Smiling* Got me 🤣

Star Wars right now is how Obi Wan once descibed as "Before the dark times....before the empire"

@kingmegatron7974

8 ай бұрын

No no, the prequels were before the dark times. Now, it is the empire... of Disney!

@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr

8 ай бұрын

⁠@@kingmegatron7974, the canceled Sequel Trilogy from George Lucas would’ve made a far more perfect Sequel Trilogy than what Disney put out, and yes Obi-Wan’s description of the Star Wars events describes Disney Star Wars perfectly that Disney is the Empire and Fox Studios as well as Lucas Arts are the Rebel Alliance that lost to the Empire.

@alvallac2171

8 ай бұрын

*described

@cantionaleecclesiasticum5378

3 ай бұрын

There is any description of George Lucas vision for sequels?

"She's only pretending she doesn't remember me rescuing her nine years ago" CLASSIC! Hahahaahaaaaa

Luke glancing over every time he mentions his father is so fucking funny

"Luke, did I ever tell you about the time I defeated Darth Vader in a rocky planet, but I left him there, so the original trillogy can happen?" "Luke did I ever tell you about the time your sister managed to outrrun three sith inquisitors?" "How about the time when that angry black lady entered your uncle's farm to kidnapp you, crazy times right?" "Oh Luke, there was this time when I invaded a Imperial fortress and put your sister on my coat to escape"

Love how he corrected himself initially but then gave up and accidentally refers to Vader as Luke's father and then decides to pick up the effort to hide Vader's true identity despite already unveiling it if Luke paid attention.

@Lucifronz

4 ай бұрын

He's an old man, he tends to ramble and forget where he is. Did he ever tell you about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

@amoralmarker6503

4 ай бұрын

@@Lucifronz It's not a story he could tell you, that's for sure.

he was a good friend

@ringosk1

2 жыл бұрын

So was ahsoka

@zackcross7190

9 ай бұрын

@@ringosk1A fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age.

"Hey, Luke. Have you ever snorted Spice and re-watched this scene while reading 'Dune Messiah'? Pages 43 to 56, specifically... It's like our every action lines up and 'rhymes' with those characters. Also, what's with all the 'desert planets' in our galaxy? It's like every other place we visit is a giant sandbox that we can still somehow breathe on and is run by worm-people... and a good friend."

@nickgreen4731

7 ай бұрын

"We used to call desert planets 'minimal expensive scenery' planets, until we realised that was too obvious."

@thomriley1036

7 ай бұрын

"And don't get me started on your loser dad, Luke. He used to tell girls that he was a Navigator on a Spice Freighter, like that would impress them or something... When everyone knows that we have computers for that sort of thing. No game at all... Later, he started saying crazy poodoo, like "I was immaculately conceived by the Force to be the greatest Jedi ever." "I built this Droid, or this pod racer" or something... hitting on your mother like the owner of my favorite 1950's theme diner used to back on Coruscant, during his long midlife crisis... Anyway, Padmé eventually gave him a little, out of pity of course, when he started blathering on and on about sand... which is how both you and your twin sister in the hologram there came into being, Wormie."

"Luke, did I ever tell you about the true last time I ever met your father? I had forgotten about it, you see, due to the constant retcons and decanonization of the Mouse. But no matter, you can still learn the whole story - now available on Disney Plus!"

Good clunky dialogue, George Lucas would be proud.

@alvallac2171

8 ай бұрын

*dialogue. George (to fix your comma splice run-on)

@antonliakhovitch8306

7 ай бұрын

​​@@alvallac2171Eh. The appropriate punctuation here would be a semicolon, but even you didn't know that. Give them a break. (To provide a little more detail: In this case, OP is clearly trying to write the same way they speak. They're using a comma intentionally; the ideas are closely connected and a period is too big of a pause. This is exactly what semicolons are supposed to be for, but they aren't ever taught properly in school so whatever.)

@egonne2316

7 ай бұрын

Don't you mean "maclunkey"?

@simplebutpowerful

7 ай бұрын

I would rate the dialogue as mid. Mid... ichlorian, that is.

2:22 The perfect way to describe a friendship I have with my best bro.

They showed all the armor being put together but skipped the woodoo hide scene. SMH

@thibaud1832

11 ай бұрын

EmPalSuReCon did not allow for the disclosing of this specific medical procedure.

@lb5818

Ай бұрын

this was just after vader got his suit insulated by oomla guhma gagh, he had to make do with an inferior polish for budgetary reasons

*Later..* Obi-Wan: “So who is in charge here. You?” Vader “No, that would be Tarkin.” Obi-Wan: “So..” Vader: “Don’t say it.” Obi-Wan: “You’re on this Death Star but you weren't granted the rank of Master.” Vader: “You bastard!”

@guyledouche4918

8 ай бұрын

It's outrageous!!!!

@henrykkeszenowicz4664

7 ай бұрын

​@@guyledouche4918It's unfair!

@Nahnbie2223

7 ай бұрын

​@@henrykkeszenowicz4664 how can you be on the Death Star and not have the rank of Master?

@donadas2301

5 ай бұрын

Director Krennic: We stand here amidst my death Star, not yours!

this is the stuff that makes star watch enduring (watchable) at this point

Damn, Kenobi really had some pent up anger 😂😂😂

it's a really neat touch that Obi-Wan "forgets" to mention he hilariously and embarrassingly ran away from Darth Vader _twice,_ upon seeing his Padawan Best Friend again for the first time since making him a multiple amputee then leaving him to die burning on a lava mountain - both times simply leaving frame in a flat comedy shot. thanks, Disney!

The fact that more skill and care was put into the writing consistency of a 2 minute KZread video than a 90 million dollar tv show about obi wan freaking Kenobi is both hilarious and tragic

@CillmaCuvas

7 ай бұрын

Hilarious and Tragic is the name of modern Disney's autobiography.

@barfo281

7 ай бұрын

He made fun of the original Star Wars movies too, you know. Because George Lucas couldn't keep a story together either.

@CillmaCuvas

7 ай бұрын

@@barfo281 you are aware this man saying how modern is worse isn't a claim that old was the second coming of christ, right?

@barfo281

7 ай бұрын

@@CillmaCuvas You are aware that George Lucas crapped all over Star Wars long before he sold it to Disney for them to do it to, right?

@CillmaCuvas

7 ай бұрын

@@barfo281 i'm sure he made many shitty decisions, but unfortunately for you, many people don't care about your archaeology exhibit digging up old prequels and og series cringe as much as the current-age dogwater that is plaguing the scene as a pattern of the disney enshittening effect plaguing our streaming services and movie studios across a half a dozen or so companies outside the one that you personally will die on the hill for being mediocre in the first place. we didn't ask, that's not the main focus, and we have more relevant issues to deal with in this topic that we want to give their proper airtime, grievancewise, and if you think that's useless, at least it's something fixable and actively happening when you're doing the same thing over drama gone and past. we get it, you feel disillusioned of the glory days, but not everything in the franchise is about your primordial issue alone.

"Your father..I mean Darth Vader" love that smile Luke has while Kenobi says this 😂

That definition of the Force should be official.

This kind of interaction is all I can think about whenever I watch something Star Wars related. It falls apart the moment you start thinking about it.

@jjrj8568

5 ай бұрын

Even the OT had its problems in terms of continuity. But seriously, KK should stay away from any major character of SW; unbearable retcons.

Ah yes, just as I remember it.

oh man those last lines of ".. but not as bad a burn as when i cut off arm & legs and left him to catch fire.." and ".. he was a real piece of $hit, your father.." had me crying..!

Kenobi was a low point in the Disney Star Wars era. But I expect us to go far lower still. One day we'll look back fondly and say, "Remember when we thought this is as bad as Disney Star Wars can get?"

@master-69_

4 ай бұрын

Honestly, if they can make something worse than the sequel I'd be more impressed than upset at this point

@jaygee8566

23 күн бұрын

Prescient

The "and he was a good friend" at the end of all that burning (no pun intended😭) is always the perfect touch

Not only was Kenobi a terribly written show, but it also retconned Episodes 3 and 4.

@mattc9598

7 ай бұрын

"make it more fucking lame!"

@JackPorter

7 ай бұрын

oh you want me to write a show on Kenobi? sure thing, I'll just go watch the prequels and I'll get right on it!

@timothybrown5999

7 ай бұрын

It takes a terrible show to retcon two good movies I guess

@Yuka54318

6 ай бұрын

​@@timothybrown5999*One good movie and one bad movie

@GZilla311

6 ай бұрын

@@Yuka54318A New Hope wasn’t that bad.

Ah, a freshly polished helmet (courtesy of woodoo hide) Did he get it done at the EmPalSuReCon?

@WatchVidsMakeLists

8 ай бұрын

I see you are a ReLetMed fan too 👀

HE SAID WOO DOO HIDE! I CLAPPED !

@Quikostdreggs

7 ай бұрын

OH MY GAWD... I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!!

I love how interested Luke is during all this

So many Star Wars inconsistencies could have been explained away with "Fortunately for plot reasons..."

All of Star Wars’s plot holes summed up in under two and a half minutes

1:07 that smirk right after Obi Wan corrected himself was perfect

😆Luke's reaction to "your fathe- I mean, Darth Vader" like "Mhmm, I've seen Star Wars." But seriously, when memeing something is more entertaining than it itself... kind of a red flag.

There’s Star Wars. Then there’s Disney’s “starwars”.

@guyledouche4918

8 ай бұрын

It's like if I wrote a book called "Sherlock Holmes and the mystery of the dead cat." And then expect it to be put into the annals of Sherlock Holmes stories written by Arthur Conan Doyle.

@priestesslucy3299

7 ай бұрын

Mickey Mousewars

@kintsugikame

7 ай бұрын

@@guyledouche4918That’s why I always laugh at the idea of ‘canon.’ Like, just because some company buys the property means they can retroactively decide what is and isn’t a ‘valid’ part of the story? What difference does it make to a person like me when a company like Disney tries to say “well this story doesn’t count anymore” about Legends or other third party media? I’m still gonna consume it no matter what. Their ‘seal of approval’ changes nothing. Like, imagine if one day Disney was just like “okay guys, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom isn’t canon, please disregard this movie entirely and move along, nothing to see here.” Their voice literally has no tangible power or effect on me or the media itself.

@guyledouche4918

7 ай бұрын

@@kintsugikame and when you ask them to justify that decision...the answer is "well...we bought it. We have a piece of paper that says we are the ones in charge." It makes no sense. The only Canon is that which the creator themself makes.

@amac203

7 ай бұрын

@@kintsugikame What their decision meant was simply that "legends" would be ignored for the movies and series they would make. It "doesn't count anymore" because you might have noticed Han and Leia didn't have twins and a son called Anakin in the new trilogy. Nobody is saying that you can't consume whatever you want. This is not hard to understand. It's not about a "seal of approval" it literally was about the course they wanted to take with the franchise.

This is the most genius piece of SW I've ever seen. I almost shat myself.

@jsivonenVR

7 ай бұрын

Worth the laundry run fo sho. 🩲

"she was a good friend".

@greyclaa

11 ай бұрын

"That's your 501st talking"

Star Wars went from enjoyable childhood nostalgia to Disney travesty. Thanks for some comic relief!

Like anything that Disney acquires these days, this century, it all went to trivial stupidity

"You ever hear the tragedy of Darth Disneyius the Greed?"

I love him correcting himself throughout despite starting the story with “did I ever tell you about the last time I met your father?”

That last line had me in tears laughing.

is a sick burn, but not quite like i did to him in the volcanic planet of mustafar

I love this so much! Thank you. It made me feel so good about what I love about Star Wars and sooo, so bad about all that's been wrong with it for decades now. Somehow the pacing and back and forth of Luke smiling at this clearly rambly old man talking random nonsense was kind of heartwarming. "Oh, that's just Old Ben for ya, mixing up all his facts and semi-intentionally making up parts of his past as he ages, battling his on-set dementia. He's a good man, that old Ben."

1:09 gets me every time lol

@GladiusThemes

7 ай бұрын

The way Luke looks at him like “huh?”, and then when Obi says “I mean Darth Vader…” then Luke smiles thinking “oh silly Ben” 😂😂

the more disney meddles with the timeline, the more mangled this scene becomes and i hate/love it.

It's the whole dry and matter-of-fact quality to it that is so hilarious. Goodness but Star Wars has been wrecked.

I'm going to enjoy watching this evolve and get more and more ridiculous as this shitty Disney show drags on, season after season. This is a lovely start.

@dw1419

7 ай бұрын

Darth Kennedy: I am altering the canon. Pray I don’t alter it any further.

Miss opportunity to not say "your father wanted you to have this when you're old enough. This is the youngling slayer 9000."

"But enough of that.... now let me tell you about the time David lean and I went out on a 5 day drinking binge"

"He was a real piece of sh*t, your fater. And he was a good friend". Yup, sounds exactly like Anakin.

I love the way Luke turns around all shocked when he hears Obi-Wan call Vader, his father but then when Obi-Wan corrects him self, he just smiles and shrugs and turns back to C-3PO.

Lel the idea of Obi Wan holding his quips for the final battle is great.

Thank you oh great one you made me legit laugh! Genius!

This is one of the funniest things I've seen all year. Thank you.

It all makes sense now. Like poetry, it rhymes.

a bup day is a always a good day

LOL - if you live long enough and interact with enough people, that last line really hits home.

This would actually be a funny and succesful ad for Disney+ lol

“He was but a learner” lmao

Disney writers never think.

It's honestly crazy how this video is a year old, but serves as a demarcation separating the time when people had to physically voice videos like this themselves, and the AI era we live in now where a specific person's speech can be perfectly replicated by anyone who has the software for it.

@taliad.1020

7 ай бұрын

I was so pleased when I heard this video not being voiced by AI. I don't care if the voice is less accurate, it has more soul in it.

@mechadeka

6 ай бұрын

@@taliad.1020 It's an incredibly monotone line read, but sure.

"Fortunately for plot reasons I was not horribly burned and disfigured." Vader: "..."

Never noticed the wooden blade training saber hanging on the wall above the chest he pulls the real lightsaber out of.

The more they pull from the past to make new material, the more shaky this jenga tower gets.

And she was a good friend

A medida que mas se acercaba al final, ya dejó de pretender que Anakin y Vader eran dos personas distintas xd

"Your father's lightsaber, the old Younglingslayer!"

The “good friend” part always gets me lol

Finally it all makes sense

This is simply perfection.

1:10 very Strange man your fath.. I mean Darth Vader Lukes facial expressions kills me there 😂

"Here Luke, this is the younglings slayer 9000. Use it to slaughter you enemies children."

This is the best Star Wars satire I’ve seen this year

Luke: okay your just on drugs aren't you?

This is just excellent. The video I mean. The lore is beyond repair

@lgjhmovies

6 ай бұрын

they should just wipe away everything and start again fresh so they can fuck it up again.

I was shouting at the TV when this scene happened. It's like the writers aren't even trying.

"And he was a good friend" got me to spit take Red Bull

I finally found someone else who says that the line “only a master of evil” is a wicked Jedi burn!! Love you made it a double meaning!!!

"It was the last time I ever saw him... Aside from nine years ago." 😂😂😂

And he can tell Luke about his Father's exotic female apprentice, too 😂

I'm a bitter and jaded man in my 50's. This made me laugh my ass out. Ohhhh my. Excellent work.